93. "Dungeons & Dragons" Was Wrong About Dragons, Dungeons and Everything Else
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so we we had quite a interesting film that we watched for this episode and the film we watched was dungeons and dragons now
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that's the two thousand film not a pre release of the upcoming film this
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the original two thousand film staring actors unknown and jeremy irons
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just getting to that we have our usual uh co hosts we have luciano
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chris ladies and gentlemen chris is in the house
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i shouldn't be paid to watch these movies i really
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like it gave me weird vibes so when i was watching it i was like this movie feels like it came out the same time that labyrinth came out
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it has like
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a vibe of like the
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sets feel very old
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and that's like the
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were these decisions
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who
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look at that and went that's
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yeah
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what i want
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not only that the direction of the movie is it's one of those movies that you watch and it's like baffling on almost every
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yeah
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front you're like it's so bad it's fascinating like i was
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oh
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watching it i'm just ike this is fascinating how this
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happed this was made into
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film
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and
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it's
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made
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to theaters
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car crash that took an hour and fifteen minutes to happen
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like tom
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uh
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raider was like just boring but and like
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yeah
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just not
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yeah
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good this was bad but it was also like for me i couldn't look away
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yeah
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and i'm
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h
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i'm not giving in any sympathy
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h
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points for that like being like oh because of that
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oh
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common no no this movie
cobra:
no
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is straight
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up trash it's trash
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uh
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as trash can be but
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h
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i will say that's it there's trash there's no other
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yeah
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like exantegoo
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however
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on that
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however take note we have created
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a specific we've created a new negative tier for for vendor trash so are
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
you saying it is vendor trash or are you saying it's legendary vendor trash
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this my mind always goes to the same thing whenever it comes to this which is i know there are worse movies in existence and there's
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don't
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always
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do
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to
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yeah
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that like release theatrically with like especially
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oh
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with a property like dungeons and dragons like it's like actually like
cobra:
yeah
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an i p of
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with jeremy irons right
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but what jeremy
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iron's doing one of my favorite performances of all time
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yeah
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ah
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every line he says is like
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yeah oh
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blood rain round the sky
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how did he not burst
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a blood vessel on his head
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
kay
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i'm not sure
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yeah
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my tunnyyeah
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ah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yep
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everything has like nine more syllables when he's done saying
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yeah
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the word
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i'll tell you it's called pay check
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oh yeah a hundred
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check
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percent listen
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and
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cocaine
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fun and you can tell
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yeah
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that too
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so
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supporting
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a drug addiction that's what that's called
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legendary
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say it we can help you we can subticeis a
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all
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safe
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right
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space legendary
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you know you've convinced me it's legend now mat's not here we can do it ever we want we're making up new
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true
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rules
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true
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we're going right
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legendary
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hall of fame
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vendor trash
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no new section
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yes yes
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that was a jeremy irons yes
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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ye
cobra:
well there's goin to be
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
there's going to be so many of
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uh
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these to day
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uh so now that we've gotten that out of of the way
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hm
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this is going to come at you right we're gonna go
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yeah
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right into the questions
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okay
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and i'm going to come out with you
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oh
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with a real hard hitting one right up the gate
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
let's do it
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who
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uh
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was your favorite
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h
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character in this film
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i knew it this is the hardest question
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is is
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today
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gonna
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it's
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very
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went right
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out and i decided to
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very
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give
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oh
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it
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hard
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the tough one right from the start
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okay
cobra:
fuck
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i can i can i got something
cobra:
go
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
it's and i do this everybody has an equally chitty moment to shine and i like it because i hate it
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yet
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so here is my choice
cobra:
m a
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
snails
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no
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get the
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fuck
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fuck you
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out of here
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fucking bent
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god
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you
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am the
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can't
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host
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rush
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art
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time
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you cannot
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
rush art bitches god damn
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
it
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all right let's hear
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check
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d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
it
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wait let's hear the man out
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ah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
thank you
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no you know i know that's not
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the
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
man is an example of fourth wall breaking he doesn't
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no
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at all fit wait
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wait
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d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i think i
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d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
love we gotta get out of here no i just want to hit it who's a funk that's not been evil speak this doesn't compute
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so
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he's
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it does
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from the future
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me he literally said okay i just want and i like oh
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i
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my
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still
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god
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know i will quote he says i still hate it though that's
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i
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why
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thought
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it's that
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i heard i rebound for that ship i thought
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
but either way he
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ah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
still said i want
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why
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to
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do
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hit
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you
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it
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like him then
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
it's not that i like i like
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like
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the conundrum that he
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a
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represents bro
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
the conundrum
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does that even mean
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it's an example of perfect chaos
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yea
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
he does
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no
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not fit furthermore
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he's like the joker
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i also love in a way i also love how how how raw he is it's like they took like a new archer and threw him back
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a
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
is like you remember
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
the movie a kid in king arthur's court they took a wain's brother and put him into damodar sorry profian's court so like when in the beginnin of the movie when snails in a and ridley are like they're bickering because they don't want he doesn't want to do the job but really want to do the job he's like listen let's go let's leave let everything fall to ship come back rob everybody like this is the energy right here that's the thief speak i'm loving that but at the same time everything else was garbage
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cobra:
yeah
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i
cobra:
you're wrong sir
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
you
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ward
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
are
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you
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wrong
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as the host i award you know points
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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and may god
cobra:
oh
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have mercy on your soul
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i rebuke your
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ah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
point system i reject
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
your system
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you
cobra:
yeah
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cannot
cobra:
no
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i have all the power here
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
no
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one luciano luciano
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
no
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i hope you're
cobra:
oh
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i hope you're not
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well
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fucking insane like chris
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listen
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is
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i cannot do any worse because he picked
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literally
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he picked
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the
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the
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worst
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worst character
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character
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in the movie by far
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this question is flawed
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
there is no best character
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the
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or favorite
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no
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character
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it's
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but go
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well
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on
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anyway my favorite character
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
my
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has
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to be profit
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
okay does it though
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
word
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because
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easy
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he doesn't
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way out
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he doesn't fucking care which is
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
eh
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the energy you
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ah
cobra:
need to use to approach
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
this movie and
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ah
cobra:
remain sane
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
my
cobra:
like
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yes
cobra:
he's like a someone gave this crypt to jamie irons and he went okay a pay
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ah
cobra:
check let's see what we can
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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do with this and then he read it
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
and went fucking i'm just going to do me
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
and listen we're all better for it
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uh
cobra:
there are too
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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many gifts
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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that we've been gifted with with that that it's like because
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i
cobra:
who else am i going to pick
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i i agree with you there i like you i like i feel like if
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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this movie was going to be made as
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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badly as it did it would have been improved if everyone didn't
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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take it seriously like like
cobra:
yes
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jeremy irons didn't take it seriously
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
a
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and it works because the movies so bad and it's just like why
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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not just have fun and then maybe the audience
cobra:
yeah
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will have fun but there's some people here are taking it seriously and then
cobra:
but
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there's
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here's
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some people
cobra:
the thing
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here who are martin waves it's just
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yeah
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him i don't know what he's
cobra:
no
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doing
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he was
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
he was acting up and failing
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hm
cobra:
that's the thing
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yeah
cobra:
he was trying to act like oh i have to act and still fail but like here's the thing jeremy irons a good actor we all know this
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yes
cobra:
because bruce payne who plays damodar also tried to do it
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oh
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and failed
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failed
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so badly
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failed very
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now
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badly
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granted they didn't help him giving him a fucking silver lip stick
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hm
cobra:
that's not
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we'll
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his
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get
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fault
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to that you just
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hm
cobra:
but still
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you stay on point
cobra:
yeah
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here
cobra:
but yeah if i have to pick a favorite character
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
then it has to be profane nobody else even a character in this i'm honest it's just a
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i
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pile
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mean
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of lines
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yep i
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m
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put together with pitt
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m
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and p p m s so
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i have to agree
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ay
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i won't i won't be long winded i
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i yield
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my
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agree
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time
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with luciano clearly my most
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wow
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already already basically
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look at what this movie
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this
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is doing
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is movies making us agree
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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which is never a good thing it's usually the end of days
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
he is airing a part
cobra:
no
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on
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it's bringing us together which is yeah
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as we used
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and he was like made me laugh i legitimately laughed a few times
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oh yeah
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yeah
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his delivery i hated almost everyone in this movie so it was really not that hard i hated marlin wans because clearly clearly there was like no control onset and he was just like winging it and they were like just go with it like like there's
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yeah so did i ah i see what you mean spencer
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but like it didn't maybe because my brain was in the process of being you know
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that the ending battle literally turned into a light saber fight for no reason
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their swords were literally glowing when they were heating
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each other
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star wars before that i was like okay this is crazy but
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or logic
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script doctor any later descript surgery in this case
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i was watching when i was watching it i was like there's something that could be rectified here
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yeah
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we'll get to that when we get to the script doctoring which might take
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oh
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six hours and without that we have no limits we are free
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uh
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buckle in ladies
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the first
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and gentlemen
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the first three and a half hour episode of your wrong
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matt will come
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back and see that the show
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yeah
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notes gonna be like three hours
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so let me ask
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he's
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you this
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going to have to edit this too
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when we're talking about new fixing this movie let's start with one thing you could recast i would say who needs to be recast and who would you
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see that is an interesting question
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because you could recast everybody
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but like
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obviously
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who you recast and who you recast them with
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okay does it have to be time like era appropriate
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fuck because i was going to say obviously marlin weans because fuck that guy i was going to put donald glover there but he was too young back there
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to be clear you're recasting snails
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yes
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chris is going to be devastated
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he's
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no i'm trying to think who i
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ris elba
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yeah
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now that's obviously
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okay
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if you're going in a different direction and he wouldn't necessarily be comic relief
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i think he could pull it off he's a funny
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dude
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man could do anything
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yeah like honestly so here's what i said this is an interesting question
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because i wouldn't want to pick an actor i like to
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throw into this ship
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there's that
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of course
cobra:
right maybe you know let's take with it yourself i think i think it'd be an interesting dynamic where you know really is supposed to be the like the charming guy and like snails would be ten times as charming
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m
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oh
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everyone's like who's that guy
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ah
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yeah even nor i would be
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ah
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maybe
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yeah let's just make him the hero so that
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actually that would be cool can we sit
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can we flip
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cast
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when we get to the final film fixing
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but i would definitely recast like everybody
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yeah
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was kind of shipping this but marlin
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wans was a different level of ship
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he definitely took you out of the movie there's no no
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yeah
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doubt about that he
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yeah
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seems like a time traveler
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yeah
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oh
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chris
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yes i'm ready
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to you oh
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my choice
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would be to recast ridley and my choice would be adrian
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nicholas cage
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adrian
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adrian paul are any of you familiar
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with the highlander
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i think i know who you mean adrian
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paul
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mc cloud
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so he as
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good pick
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man
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oh
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that that was never that never mattered
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i do agree i did like the scene that when snails died so you get points
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just because he died
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yeah
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i hope okay i like that interpretation
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i'm going
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to keep it in my heart
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exactly
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oh
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snails died
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yeah
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you like that
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i did because
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okay
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oh my god
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i like traps and and
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m
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although that that whole
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yeah
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m
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seems very easy to get through
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yeah
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exactly like i was waiting for fifteen years out when you have some very incompetent
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uh
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friends
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do you think got the most guys like people have the most trouble getting through
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the first one
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probably the first
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yeah and they were just rushing
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and i love the time crunch on like the color the color eye wall
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yeah
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floor set um like just because you figured it out that doesn't mean you have for ever in a day
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is like oh shit
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so yeah
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the trap was probably the only one i actually really liked
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so it's like three pressures
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yeah
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think that one would probably kill the most people
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then if anyone
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yeah
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yeah
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they're the doors closing the last one honestly
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yeah
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i was watching it an i'm like if i were in that scenario what would i do and i don't
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think i would have thought of to break the clock i
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yeah
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probably ould have died
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of course not because it's
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oh
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stupid why does breaking the clock stop the
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me
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too
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oh
cobra:
yeah
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give him more time to do the task
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it looks like jerry it looks like zilis or whatever told his buddy jerry to stick to the hour glass through the hole and see what they
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yeah
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yeah
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jerry
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that hour glass in my whole get
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no that's that's
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glass
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the hour glass you'd have to get a lot of loop in order to get the hour glass week but so it was like jerry is holding the hour glass through the time hole
cobra:
jerry
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yeah
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the time whole
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fucking jerry
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like let's see if this let's see if these there suckers i figure
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m
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
it out so like i figure just to your point like someone like well
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m
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it looks like it belongs
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
jerry this i saw
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so
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who was
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drinking before i read holding the hour glass
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yeah
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off in the
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corner let me grab and see
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cobra:
let me explain why that particular part like the last bit where he breaks the glass is like particularly infuriating
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m
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ridley ridley's
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yeah
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they call him a thief right but
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yeah
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the class in d and d that is representing as a rogue and
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one of the main things that rogue has is agility which he displayed i like like
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yeah
cobra:
climbing the swinging blades and
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oh
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you know jumping
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from from eye to eye on the thing that was good and i thought it was going to be the ultimate because he wasn't the thief's gill that okay the last um trial is a time cent because the ceiling is coming down on him he's
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yeah
cobra:
going to have to be really really agile and i thought he needed to stick his hand in the middle of the thing to push a button or whatever and had to time it and i was like okay good let's he fucking he just he cheated
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
uh
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cheat like it was stupid the hardest one was the easiest
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if time don't exist
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oh
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yeah so
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that was it was particularly infuriating
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yeah
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when i watched it was like oh
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keep keep gary
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what
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honestly what was that whole thing with the
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oh
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levers and the i thought that was going to be where the thing was inside
cobra:
right
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and ten he jus went to another room
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i thought it was like a lock that he had to pick
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me
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or
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nothing it was nothing
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yeah
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it was
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it was
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like
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yeah
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i think you was supposed to be a trick all you have to press the button
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and stick your hand in
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die and that's it
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yeah yeah that's what i think
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lame
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it's lame
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yeah
cobra:
exactly
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that's
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yeah
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those are the really great
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scenes i think we really nailed it there
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get a little more technical with this one we all
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a
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know how good the graphics were in this film the c g i
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oh my god
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yeah
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oh now which which
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a
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graphics were worse
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shot
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twice
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in this or the graphic in babylon
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yeah
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five
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh which babylon five
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i believe
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which
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oh
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television series
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there's
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okay
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only one
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well
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d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
well i thought there was oh maybe i'm batsi'mconfusing old battle star versus new battle star sorry
cobra:
no bab it's same
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pepin five might be a little worse but it was also earlier right
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
i think
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m
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d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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haven't seen babylon five this this this question was designated
cobra:
i'm
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for luciano
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yeah
cobra:
no no it's a good question
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m
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because
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oh
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m
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even
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then
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back then
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i was like
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m
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that like this cheap c g i look it's just remind you of like i don't want to say old video games
cobra:
just
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like old video game cut
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yeah
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scenes maybe is i'm feeling
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
mortal
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in the end she declared everyone equal
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thing i've ever heard in my life she's just like i
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care for me it's just like
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it's a
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yeah
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like um this makes me question whether not she should be ruling
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oh
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it as like a snap judgment
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yeah
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this day everyone is equal and everyone's like
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it's terrible
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you guys can explain it to me so
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there's the mage council
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and so she's probably a major as well because
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majors are
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she is an age because she used magic
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at one point i believe
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exactly so the council decided that they need she needed
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to turn in her rod to them
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right and then she was like no nobody is getting my rod my rod is mine
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don't touch
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my rod
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it with me to bed exactly and then they what were they going to like assume that she wasn't willing
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is not that you know that much of a maniac what would they do why was what was the consequences of her saying no to them stern talking to
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assassination
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come
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but the assassination but this this movie was such a wet blanket it wouldn't be able to punch its way out of a paper
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bag
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the plan was if i'm going to i'm going to take some leaps of judgment here because the movie doesn't explain any of this but i believe the plan was to force her to not by her not giving it up it gave the council the right
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bowers
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to not like just to dissolve her of her power
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to power because of the rod gave her control of the dragons
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now we're saying rod as much as this movie and i can't take it
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yes
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seriously
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chaff
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goddamn movie i think he lily said power rod at one point
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the dragon shaft the golden dragon shaft and the red dragon shaft
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let's just call it
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yeah
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the dragon penis
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like anyway i just i was just wonder because like
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there was no like like you said chris this was
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oh
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a citraete blank that even like the highest
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yeah
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political
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maneuvering thing there was no gravitus to it for me it was like
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and
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she
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truly
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fuit whatever
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did become a dictated ruling by fear in the end
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yeah
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was like a complete dictate where i'm gonna
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m
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if you look at it from a different lens i'm gonna take over the government
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yeah
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with
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m
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a dream world destroying power and no
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yeah
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and hold the world in a the pull of my hand like it's like if you you're
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she
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treating
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one hundred
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a benevolent dictator
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yeah exactly
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she's like a benevolent dictator
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oh
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everybody's equal but i'm more equal than everybody
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yeah
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everyone's equal
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the dragons
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i have the dragon penis yeah
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well said
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well said
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m m
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all right moving on
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m m
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now you are the creepy leader of the city guard
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what color lip stick are
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you
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wearing
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they're the crimson guard right
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red come on right there on the nose
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hat might have been
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on the
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i mean on the nose
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i kind of like this purple lipstick
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i just find it so
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can
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i apt not to
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not to wear lipstick
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will
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when running
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yeah i
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know
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guard the city guard you're sick you're
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uh
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sick fuck
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god
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yeah
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why mabeline are you sponsored again
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it
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somehow
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is it mabelinby worthers
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why is there
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maybe
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why is there green marks
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ye
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up all up my dragon rod
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ah
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u
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shower
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it wasn't me i feel you mix of my rod
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oh
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now it
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h
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wasn't me take your
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ye
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lipstick off my sap
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h
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it wasn't me
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yeah
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yeah
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h my dragon rob turn and green or
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can you imagine him turning in like turning the rod back to profanand
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prof go why is there left stick
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on my which one sire
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we're on the
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topic of
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m
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by the way i go with blue
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while we're
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blue
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on the topic of
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i see
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jrumador which i'm still
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grama
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dude
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if that's his name
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damodar
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damodar
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madar thank you
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damn
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now lucian you may be able to enlighten us on this one but what
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oh
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was
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no
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in him
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oh ah
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was that something from the game
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no not at all
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that was such an interesting
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not that i know of anyway
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thing to do i will tell you this
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oh
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that's one of the only things i remembered about this movie is there's a guy with sucking worms snakes
cobra:
yeah
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coming out of his ears
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yeah that was nasty
cobra:
and his years looked
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like you know he was perpetually
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oh
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hot
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i didn't notice that
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like
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were like so red all the time i like i like that
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yeah
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effort they actually did they re lkewe'regonna make huge
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yeah
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red because he's got a fucking worm in him
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oh
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spells that you could do like in the game where you would like monitor someone would say like you know if they did something you would know blablablah but it's not like that looked like a creature right
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it was
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living
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yeah
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like there's nothing like that that i can remember from the game
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at all
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not that you couldn't make
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it was
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just the one because profane
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then he goes like inside and he goes down but
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i
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bruce paine acts as if he's swallowing
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because he's such a great actor
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i guess and
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oscar performance
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it looks like he's swallowing i don't know
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but
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yeah
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no it's not like a known thing from from
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m
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game which you know by the way nobody ever says
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ah
cobra:
mag and indeed it is almost like a running joke there's a bunch of other words for magic users but nobody ever says mag
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yeah
cobra:
i remember being like when i first watched this movie i had just started playing r p g and i hadn't played a lot of d n d
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oh
cobra:
so i never caught on to it but now that i've played a lot more i was like why did they not use the word it's in the fucking game which is wizard
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i don't
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understand
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m
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brings me up to the next question i was just
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okay
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curious what that fucking thing was and i got no answers so i'm sad
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well if you ever find out
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i really thought that they included that because it was in the game otherwise
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yeah
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i don't understand why i would be in there
cobra:
m
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
it's the answer
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yeah
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nepo has been seeking
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international aliens from another
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it's
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listen
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ah
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all along
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yeah
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m
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nice nice well done
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cobra:
uh
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i do no such thing
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yeah
cobra:
h
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now i have a question from one nerve to another this was written by our former host matt
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oh no
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never to be heard from again
cobra:
um
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no dude you dud
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dud
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he he put this question out and i'm just going to read it i don't know what any of this means a and
cobra:
okay
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chris i don't know if you will either basically
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h
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again it's for luciano this movie
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h
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came out at the end of two thousand
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year two thousand d and d third
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s
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edition also came out in the year two thousand assuming this
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m
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was with the movie people what class do you think ridley snails marina l wood gut he's the dwarf protean
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m
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and dumador what class would they
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yeah
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be and he has a list of the
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oh
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classes
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god
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barbarian bard cleric druid fighter monk paladin ranger rogue sorcerer wizard yeah for all our
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and
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listeners
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
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okay
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you can just mute for the next
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m
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minute
cobra:
oh
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oh
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i'm gonna i'm goin to time
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yeah
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him out of it at two minutes so
cobra:
ah
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you can
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oh
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you can fast forward two minutes
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it's not gonna it's not going to be that long because some of them are obvious and some the way impossible so
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in
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thousand
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marina is a wizard
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cobra:
and i say that because
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she uses
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cobra:
i'm not going to go too far into it
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oh
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yes
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but
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the funk
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there's different like sorcerers sorcerers also
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magic
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they're more
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of
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powerful
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the same type no they just
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really
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the year
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two thousand
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wizards
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dracus was born
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wizards
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on the ninth day
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yeah
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of the year
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babylon
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two
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yeah
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minutes
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oh
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wizards technically cast
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h
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magic as like an intellectual
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thing
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h yeah
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so they use their intelligence
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guy
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she is sucking dumb that's why i can cast too
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many spells
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dumb but go on sir
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yeah
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then
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smart till she took
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oh
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profion
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off her glasses
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
i think profion is a sorcerer because he is very carismetic and they use the power of their personality to don't don't ask me to explain how
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don't
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that
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worry
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works nobody
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i won't
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knows
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court
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yeah so he's a sorcerer
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tell me
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the
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dwarf is a fighter the dwarf is a
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cobra:
fighter just classic it's classic to make the dwarf the fighter
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m
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okay
cobra:
he's such a forgettable character i forget he existed
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sadly
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he's the one who broke
cobra:
ridley
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the fourth wall
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is definitely a rogue as i said
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yeah
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before
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you
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
true
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should say them
cobra:
snails so there's this thing i'm an akupenbrief there's this thing in d d where you can get more than one class is called multi
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
classing and usually all of those classes you read those are like adventuring
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
classes those are hero classes right i'm going to say snails has like one or two levels maybe of rogue as well and the rest is just a commoner
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that's why he died like a little bitch
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okay
cobra:
he's not a hero he's just like a side
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what
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character
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about a
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there
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bird
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to die
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seems like he'd be bird like
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oh
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he could look if he sung
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yeah
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or did
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yeah
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anything that was artistic that could
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surprised
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how
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bard but he did
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horribly
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oh
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races they've made this character
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oh
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he doesn't wrap at
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yeah
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some point
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yeah
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such
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actually
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yeah
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caricature
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is
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oh my god
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the class was token
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right yeah
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actually
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token yeah yes
cobra:
token
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exactly
cobra:
yes token
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token
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black
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perfect
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so
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
sacrificial
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mador
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land
cobra:
and i'll keep this brief it's damodar
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m
cobra:
damador
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
uh
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hm
cobra:
i'm looking at the question the same question
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
damn
cobra:
he sent you he sent to me
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okay
cobra:
and he doesn't whatever so
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
technically he should be a mage too because all of the upper class was made just but here's the thing in the game if you're going to be really pedantic majors or wizards or sorcerers they can't cast spells when they are wearing armor and he's always in full armor so he's some bullshit
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
made up glass
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or
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or they looked
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ah
cobra:
at it and went a fucking nobody's going to know
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
so that's
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hm
cobra:
that's it basically
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oh
cobra:
the only one that has a real class that you can tell is really is a rogue and that's it the rest is all up for grabs it doesn't make a whole lot of sentence
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well actually
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
kay
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the fact that in the year
cobra:
m
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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seventeen of the graces lord he created
cobra:
yeah
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why do you
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the magic
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sound like
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stone
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why do you sound more like andrew tate
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than
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cobra:
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we actually women
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that's
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i
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trust
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bad
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your
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correct
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worth
cobra:
that's terrible
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characters ever
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yeah
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m
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so
cobra:
yeah
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while we're
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that's
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m
cobra:
i think i kept it
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two minutes
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the
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what
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nerve zone i'll call it
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her
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welcome
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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to the near zone where
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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no one has sex
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
yeah
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and we all
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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wear glasses
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hey
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hey i need my glass i heard that now second nor question
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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if you were to play a d and d campaign with the these characters which character would you play
cobra:
oh
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as
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no
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which car which character
cobra:
can they be
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do
cobra:
snails
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you love
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so i die
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so
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fast
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much that you want to be them in a game
cobra:
oh god
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i'd
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
be nor da tracker
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and maybe she's not
cobra:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
a is she a paladin i don't know maybe not
cobra:
no she's
spinner:
yeah
cobra:
supposed to be a ranger
spinner:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
there you go ranger yeah
cobra:
but she's not really also can we take a second to talk about that fucking armor with boob boobs and nipples and a belly button like what the fuck
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let's
cobra:
is
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just
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that
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say this
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i know
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whole
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it was
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movies costume department was the fucking
cobra:
oh
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worst
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i know what it was it's the
cobra:
why it was batman and robin
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
it's the joleshoemaker
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oh
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effect
cobra:
ah
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was he involved in this
cobra:
yeah
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i
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m
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hit that i still
cobra:
uh
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h
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m
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yeah
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yeah
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match what it
cobra:
so
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was
cobra:
yeah nora is supposed to be a
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okay
cobra:
ranger
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so
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but
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you'd
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she
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play is norada
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the whole tracking thing
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so
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just
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chris
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be wearing
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it
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the sex boob armor with his sex
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okay
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belly buttons sticking out
cobra:
as he
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all
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is right
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day
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hey baby
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
all the time
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our listeners
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hey baby
cobra:
can't see it but he's wearing one right now
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is that armor
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hm
spinner:
and your pants or you just having to see me
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i don't wear armor
cobra:
no
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
on pans or wear armor on pantalooge
spinner:
oh
cobra:
oh
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hold on let me
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i bucked you up i
cobra:
h
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
bucked you up i got you
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cobra:
h
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hey honey
spinner:
that's
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
eh
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just the voice you're doing
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hey honey
spinner:
yes
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
see you've had a long day
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yeah
cobra:
it drifts away from from from
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yeah
cobra:
garry busy
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i don't know who it is
cobra:
into
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i'm just
cobra:
something else
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
trying to hold
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
on then just write it out
spinner:
so luciano who who would you have the honor of
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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playing as
cobra:
yeah ah fuck oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
of
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i know i know i know who
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
tom baker's character
spinner:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ah
cobra:
the elder the elephant elder
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you you'd
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
halvarth
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be like
cobra:
yeah
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the guy we
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i think
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just kind of talk to you one time and he gives us
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ye
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some advice
cobra:
yeah i don't have to be in this fucking game so much
spinner:
he came came in for one one small session he's out
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yes
cobra:
yea
spinner:
their
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
it's the durn effect
cobra:
it's it's an interesting character to like they just didn't use it but it could be interesting
spinner:
now again i am not a d and expert as one of the few nervy things that i haven't got into as of yet probably will i like all nervy things
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ah
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can i be the bad guy or is the bad guy like all
cobra:
yeah
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righ then i'm jeremy irons
cobra:
yeah you
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i'm
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could
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the
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you could
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mother of one mother
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the mother
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yes
cobra:
the father
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game thro
cobra:
of dragons
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
spinner:
i am kaliz
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
he's gender
cobra:
like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
fluid
cobra:
it
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
gender fluid
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m
cobra:
you you could play like depending on how the campaign goes yeah you could
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yah
cobra:
play a bad guy there's no reason why not
spinner:
all right i will betray all of you
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
h uh
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i'm going
cobra:
yeah
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to steal your rods
cobra:
yeah
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all your
cobra:
i
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rods
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have i have
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man
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some
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of your
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star
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rods are safe
cobra:
i have some
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh my god
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i'm gonna
cobra:
yeah
spinner:
get my hands on your rods
cobra:
i have some stories
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
about about playing with like just
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yeah
cobra:
one evil character in the party and everybody else is nice
spinner:
m
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
i would tell you this
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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m
cobra:
quick story is one of the characters was like a cleric of
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oh
cobra:
the god of death and the whole party was climbing rope to get
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
up up to a ledge and he went first
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m
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
and when everybody was dangling
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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yeah
cobra:
from the rope he got to the top and
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
cut
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yeah
cobra:
the rope and killed
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
killed
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yeah
cobra:
everybody and offered it to his to his god
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh wow
cobra:
cut
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is that
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the whole party
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was that the
cobra:
just
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end of the
cobra:
except
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game
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for him
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
no we just made new
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cobra:
characters
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i see
cobra:
that all
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
of the characters were brothers
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
um
cobra:
or like children of the
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ye
cobra:
other characters and
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
h
cobra:
we all wanted to revenge
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
on whoever it was that killed our parents
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
uh
cobra:
or whatever
spinner:
see i think i like this game
cobra:
it was like we were all like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yah
cobra:
funk who let the death the death cleric go first fucking hell but yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh it's
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
that's crazy funny
spinner:
now i think
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
wow
cobra:
yeah anyway
spinner:
at this point
cobra:
yeah
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we kind
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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of have to jump into script doctoring
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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now
cobra:
i think we do
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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we
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the
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five years and not come up with a true solution
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we have to limit ourselves to it can just make a whole
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is it's everywhere
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it's everywhere
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i'm going to say something
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yeah
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and i'm pretty sure i'm going to regret as much as i regretted thinking about it but for some reason when you said garry buses seed
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yeah
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in my head it was like i bet his seat smells of like nicotine
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i don't
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christ
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know why it
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even garry busy was
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as funk and i think that was weird
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and this is i'm going to give credit where because this is matt's expression whatever
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it was that marina was using to cast
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spell there was in that the
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tinker bell's cocaine
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pouch
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m
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yes
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that's why he call it and
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m
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it's the perfect description of that that's what it is my
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pantaloons
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you've never done
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garry busy
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tinker bell cocaine before
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that that's a
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tuesday
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never lived
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for
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me
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all right garry busy get the off this podcast
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m oh
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i don't know how he always gets here
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all right let's go let's do it
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let's do
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it
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all right who wants to start act one okay
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okay
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i'll start
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luciano
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bones
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yeah
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story
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oh
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yes yes so yeah i said i think the story
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oh
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beats aren't bad i would just change the way that it was implemented so
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oh
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okay with the like
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m
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profnbeing wanting to overthrow the empress and wanting to use
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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a dragon penis to do that so i would leave that in the first thing i would change is i wouldn't make the whole like elite majors i would just make them like
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oh
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like like aristocrats regular because that way you could have more variety of of
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the classes that are in the
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ah
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in the game and you could use like there was like a little bit more new ones to like
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yeah
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what each of them can do and why is it this guy's is
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yeah
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like the captain of the guard and why is that
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yeah
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guy you know a counsellor or whatever so i would change that but i would keep proton obviously
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naturally
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have to keep profane um and i would
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can i make a note
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i would
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the other direction
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no i'm sorry
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but like maybe like a stone or
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yeah let's go in a ring
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lord of that people who say it's lord of
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oh
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the rings
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who cares
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listen one more thing that d d copied
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larndringzoo
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to be
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to be fair this is coming out one year before lord of the rings so
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yeah
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so
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yeah
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no one will make that comparison
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well
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no
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oh
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one's read those books books don't exist
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the taking
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nerves
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boots
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yeah
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don't exist now you're you're sounding like andrew
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tate again
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that's never a good thing
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yeah
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oh
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so yeah i would like yeah it's not a ring like a pendant then or like something
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you wear is
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i
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what
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i'm going with no instead of having
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who
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a giant shaft um
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uh
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that
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yeah a necklace would be good
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oh
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and then
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m
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i would i would have um m i would even keep that scene where he tries to use i was going to as gonna say right again he was going to use the pendent that he
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was making on the dragon and it didn't work and then him and damodar have to kind of work toga there to
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yeah
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sort of subdue the dragon instead of just dropping
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yeah
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chris is making loud gestures at me i'm going to ignore them
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how about this sorry i know we all we all
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jump in how about the
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yeah
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dragon
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yeah
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m
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is almost controlled like it was but then it doesn't it's not able to be controlled and then it kills some people and escapes and we get to see how powerful dragons are
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m
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it's
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how powerful they are and how devastating they would be
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can be either either that or they may
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be picked like like a young dragon where it's easier to subdue something like that
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one of the two either of the two
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problems with this movie is i didn't have a budget to have a whole story lying around dragons
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m
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it truly did not
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that's
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enough for
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that's
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dungeons
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fair
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chitty dungeons
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but
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dungeons
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dragons that's
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yeah
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it
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dragons and dungeons and dragons but
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oh
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you can't have a dragon
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yeah
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war at
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you
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the
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do
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end of the move they didn't that's when the movie really worked it became a fucking c g ship show
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dungeons and dragons is much much much more about dungeons and it is about dragons
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oh
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let me tell you the game
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maybe we have one dragon
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you can go a whole campaign without seeing a
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dragon
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to one dragon
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one grand
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dragon
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like for budgettarry
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maybe
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reasons
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yeah
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well i mean you guys are going to do the last bit so
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fine
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m
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you got you got to pick how many dragons are going to be there but like so i would i would leave that in and would leave him trying to overthrow her but i wouldn't have
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yeah
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her control have con all of
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the empire because
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of her having a dragon thing it would just be like she's the
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oh
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empress
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she's
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and it's her birthright and baba blah and then you could
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yeah
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do the politics of it better but i let you guys build on that but you can do the politics of it better if that were like parts of the council with her part of the council against her and then trying to overthrow her somehow with with the the red dragon stuff i so here's what i would do and i don't know if this is already going into the second act and if it is we can
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the opening
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scene so i don't think so
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yeah
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yeah
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i'm goin to get there i'm going to get there so i would leave the scene of ridley and snails trying to go into the magic school to steal stuff and get captured by marina and the scene where damodar
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oh
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tries to wrestle the
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yeah
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the scroll from the old dude i don't rem his name and kill him
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he
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yes
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i would leave all of that
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m dumble door
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right
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maybe maybe we would add a
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but
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he
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where we introduce the characters of of ridley and snails maybe show maybe
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that was
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show
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the introduction
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him robbing someone
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right
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and showing he has great skills
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so
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before
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so that's the thing i would just i would make it i would make it so that it would show case really even more because they kind of play them initially as kind of bumbling and then suddenly le s this amazing rogue i would have him be
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actually very
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yeah
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good at his job and doing a good job of infiltrating this school
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that works too
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and stuff and and then snails sucking him over like just snails being competent and being the bumbling
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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idiot right and i'll explain why because he just decides that he is going to go with it after they
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yeah
cobra:
leave and they captured and they run away is like yeah let's go help them for no reason and to christmas point earlier he was the one saying no fuck these rich dudes
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
let's tell everything and leave so that doesn't make any sense for really to not do that so what i wanted to do is have snails
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m yeah
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be killed by damodar here trying to escape the
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the
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oh
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magic school have him get killed and that makes really go okay now i'm going to get a revenge on this guy that's his motivation not some like instant altruism that he found that he pulled out of his ass
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yeah
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so
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he's got a motivemotivator
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m
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that
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a call to
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yeah
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action
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so the end of the first act the first the end of the first act would be you know him running away like making it so that he couldn't go back to try and help snails and and see snails be killed by damodar tossed like from the top of the tower to the burning waters from the there's no burning waters in this
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m you just had
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yeah
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so
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to do it
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i know
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oh
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so that's
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the end of the
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okay
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first act
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don't know
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who's going
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very
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to do the second act
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that's much better chris do you want to take the third act or the second act
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oh i'll take the third
cobra:
she was like fiasco do you want to end this scene or
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okay
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you
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yeah
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want to
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yeah
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start
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take
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yeah
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the
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yeah
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team
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third act all right
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okay
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so i think about this movie is that i feel like if you just tell the story to someone the story story actually sounds good and a lot of the set
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yeah
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pieces
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exactly
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when you don't actually see them if you picture them in your head you'd be like
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m
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that seems
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hm
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conceptually
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cool
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they're good
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and that's why i like i would like to keep some of this this stuff
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oh
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make it better and it's hard because it's not the scene it's not the the store that's the issue as much as it is the execution so have you said that i'm
cobra:
yeah
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not going to i wouldn't actually change i changed almost all of the script the story itself i'd say you keep some of it because it's interesting
cobra:
yeah
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i like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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that ridley now is like has a a motivation and he's angry and he wants revenge and she wants his help to save the world or whatever
cobra:
oh
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save the city now
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yeah
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i've noticed them movie they
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yeah
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like
cobra:
yeah yeah
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you can tell they're trying to get like a crew together
cobra:
oh
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it's done
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oh
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so poorly
cobra:
yeah
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like i feel like they wanted
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yeah
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to have like the one elf
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yeah
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the
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oh
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one dwarf the one
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yeah
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thief but the dwarf guy they just run into and
cobra:
oh
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at no point does he say why coming with them
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he was supposed to be getting paid and
cobra:
oh
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even at that it was like a joke that we'll talk about it later and he goes along with him anyway
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that's
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ah
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to
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
bullshit
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the camera and he's like that's not how you
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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make a deal was like what
cobra:
yeah
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the fuck
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah yeah
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is this
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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as
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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an l
cobra:
oh why was that scene and he goes like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
he tries to do like a clean eastward
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yeah what's what that face he
cobra:
queen
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does cleeps on closing his eyes
cobra:
that's not how you make a deal that's a terrible way to make it do
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m
cobra:
what the fuck was that
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remember when i said script and execution
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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very poor
cobra:
yeah
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so i would say that
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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the first they
cobra:
yeah
spinner:
literally rid after this happens he's like i want to go after amador and get this thing we need and do whatever has to be done and she's like no we need to get a team together
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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we're going to do this we need the best so basically
cobra:
ocean's eleven
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and
cobra:
style
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they say there's a there's a man a dwarf for hire he's the best
cobra:
m
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he's the toughest
cobra:
go to the the
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yeah
cobra:
mercenaries
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sure
cobra:
guild it's
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that's
cobra:
very like
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the dandnerd stuff i need
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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so
cobra:
yeah
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you go to
cobra:
exactly
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the mercenary guild and there's like we need the best ike you want the best
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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you get what was that guy the name who fucking
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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cares orphan
cobra:
wood elwood
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elwood
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
uh
cobra:
elwood
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you want the best you talked to elwood and they talked to elwood and he's like a serious guy
cobra:
m
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he's not like
cobra:
m
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fucking weird joke of
cobra:
oh
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a character
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
true
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and he says i'll do
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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it but i want fifty percent or whatever he said we're trying to save the world he says fifty percent of the world
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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fifty percent anyway they make a deal i then
cobra:
i was going to say i
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yeah
cobra:
was going to say that
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
they go
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yeah
cobra:
i want the best and then they go talk to the act and actually serious dwarf
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oh
cobra:
and then it's too much money and they go off for
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
how much money do you have this much then
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then you
cobra:
talk
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get
cobra:
to
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wood
cobra:
elwood and so he's like
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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that's fine too
cobra:
yeah
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actually and then
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
then
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that
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
it gives him a little bit more of a room to just just like to be somewhat
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
serious but like a little cook i guess
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like
cobra:
ah
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the elf
cobra:
be
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
like nobody wants
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
him it's the first time that anybody has ever wanted to hire him
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and the elf introduction
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i
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wasn't bad
cobra:
i'll do
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like
cobra:
it
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like that was more natural at least like she was the one tracking them but why she joined them was
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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very
cobra:
yeah
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vague so it would be like
cobra:
not non
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yeah
cobra:
existent
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she just was
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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like
cobra:
she arrests them and then immediately
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m
cobra:
becomes part of their
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yeah
cobra:
party
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so i would have just
cobra:
what
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made it that she was like always working for the empress was like just sent to find them and help them
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
yeah and the empress knew marina wasn't
spinner:
yeah
cobra:
betraying her
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so they're like
cobra:
so
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hey'relke
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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she's
cobra:
yeah
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like you have to get to
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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them before the royal guard does and she does and you think that she's like an assassin or something and then she gets to jump on them
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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and then like if you can if you can be
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i'm
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stuck
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looks
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on your
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like
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on
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
side
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this easily you need more help than i thought
cobra:
yeah
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you know
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
there you go
cobra:
exactly it looks like you need my help because you're going to die if you go
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and
cobra:
without
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then
cobra:
me
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and then
cobra:
kind
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then
cobra:
of stuff
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they start on their adventure and they're already a team because you need some time to have the team developed
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
true
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a bond
cobra:
bond right
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exactly
cobra:
yeah
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and then i would have
cobra:
kay can i throw in a little thing as well that is very
spinner:
yes
cobra:
d and d or the bonding stuff random encounter which is like you're just traveling from one place to another and random your running to like cobolds or goblins or something just to show them working as a team doesn't have to be big
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oh
cobra:
just to show case how they like how they fight and why
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and
cobra:
they're
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they have difficulty
cobra:
good
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with
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and
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it and they're
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you know
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like they're like this isn't going to work
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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it's like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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they
cobra:
like
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have
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they
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like
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bump
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a moment
cobra:
into each
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of like
cobra:
other
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questioning whether or not they're
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
no
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capable
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ring no coordination
cobra:
someone wants to keep
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
some one to keep a goblin alive and then the dwarf just kills everybody or
spinner:
like
cobra:
whatever
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we have no
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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leader
cobra:
as like we could have asked him
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and then
cobra:
yeah
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and then the guy
cobra:
something
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has to
cobra:
like
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take
cobra:
that
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like then
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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ridley has to like step up that's his
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
or
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like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
maybe the ranger
cobra:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
does
cobra:
i
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
because
cobra:
like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
she's
cobra:
that
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
more
cobra:
yeah
spinner:
or maybe the mage
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
seasoned
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does because she's eah and she is the magic
cobra:
no no so here's the thing that would be
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
they could
cobra:
sort
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all
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a
cobra:
of
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
squabble
cobra:
like the traditional thing i like the fact that the rogue would step
spinner:
yeah
cobra:
up to be the leader because it's usually not the case in the games so i like that as a twist you know the rogue is the one
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and you
cobra:
who's going
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and
cobra:
to lead
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you should
cobra:
this bunch of
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then
cobra:
weird
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the maid
cobra:
os
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should be like actually like you know doing stuff like in the game where
cobra:
age
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she's like helping them heal them in the fight and like enhancing their weapons or whatever
cobra:
well hassan weapons as helen is
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whatever
cobra:
cleric but
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we can stretch that we get a cleric
cobra:
yeah
spinner:
in there
cobra:
but
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
but make the dwarf be a cleric it's fine
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he's
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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like
cobra:
for
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he's
cobra:
instance
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a
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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whatever tough guy is
cobra:
a fighter
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yeah fighter maybe
cobra:
he's
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maybe
cobra:
a fighter
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they save
cobra:
yeah
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a cleric from those goblins this like they joined their team
cobra:
oh the old the old
spinner:
yeah
cobra:
elf dude there
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
spinner:
no too many else
cobra:
yeah
spinner:
you need another human
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
well specialist
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you get
cobra:
why
spinner:
because that's the rule the lord of the rings which doesn't exist yet
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
h uh
spinner:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
h
cobra:
it doesn't exist they never wrote the books it's
spinner:
books
cobra:
just
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don't
cobra:
the
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
species
cobra:
movies
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exist
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeh oh
cobra:
all right all
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and
cobra:
right
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then
cobra:
carry on carry
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so then
cobra:
on
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they go and they and i like i like the whole thing of going to the thieves thieves den and having to get something and it being you have to go through this trial thing but it should be like not just him going through should be
cobra:
yeah
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all of them going
cobra:
i
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through
cobra:
agree
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and then
cobra:
that was very lame that
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and
cobra:
it
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maybe
cobra:
was only
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even
cobra:
him
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one of the maybe
cobra:
both
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somebody
cobra:
times
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dies
cobra:
right
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
true both
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but not one of the main ones
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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i don't know just
cobra:
oh
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to make it more interesting maybe the cleric duse just
cobra:
m
spinner:
introduced
cobra:
i get hurt at least
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
at the very least gets hurt
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and the actual
cobra:
not
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like
cobra:
die
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thieving the actual like labyrinth is like actually impossible to get through but they do it and it's not like something
cobra:
yeah
spinner:
that's clearly they built it seems like a natural labyrinth so it's not like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
no
spinner:
we just put this thing behind this man made maze
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
throw up some cardboard
cobra:
oh
spinner:
because it didn't make any sense or him to be like
cobra:
yeah
spinner:
finally i have it and
cobra:
yeah
spinner:
like didn't you build
cobra:
yeah
spinner:
this thing i'm so confused
cobra:
it should it should have been explained better was like oh you know i took
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
over this place because i knew there was like this treasure in the middle but i can't get to it
spinner:
m
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ancient
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i
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ruins
cobra:
because
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
underneath
cobra:
i like the betrayal
spinner:
yeah
cobra:
part where you go now if you can get it is yours and then no you can't i'm i'm cheating you right that part is fine
spinner:
yeah exactly
cobra:
but but it has to be explained like i've you know i've taken this over and i know that there's a treasure there but i can get to it so not just like
spinner:
if you can
cobra:
oh
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get it
cobra:
i bought this shack and there
spinner:
yeah
cobra:
was a there was some shipping there
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behind
cobra:
like
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this styraphone
cobra:
what
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wall there's a great treasure
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
uh
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that i can get
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
h
spinner:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
no how will
cobra:
it does
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we
cobra:
look
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ever
cobra:
like styraphone
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i've
cobra:
a
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been
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lot
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i've been full hailed
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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so
cobra:
m
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i would say
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
h
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and then they get the treasure
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
h
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end
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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i guess the only way for them to escape would be for the guards to come in like that kind of works
cobra:
it could be they could create a diversion on their own but i don't see
spinner:
it's
cobra:
why
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a good way
cobra:
like
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of converging
cobra:
that's not a bad
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stories
cobra:
thing yeah yeah
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and then it
cobra:
i
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would
cobra:
agree
spinner:
ave be cool if you see like i would have liked if that main thief guy showed more like if his like skill and then he's like survives and like left off or sequels
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
spinner:
he was just like a more capable character
cobra:
old
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head
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
the leader
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yeah the
cobra:
of
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leader
cobra:
the
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of
cobra:
thieves
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the thieves
cobra:
guild
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killed
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
silas i believe
cobra:
zelus the ather over fucking actor
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yeah
cobra:
on this
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oh yeah but he was
cobra:
like
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another one of the actors here i feel like he was in on how bad it was like like like
cobra:
oh yeah
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jeremy
cobra:
yeah
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irons like
cobra:
yeah
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he was like i get this tone
cobra:
his expressions were priceless
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
the smiles
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yeah and then i'm actual
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ah
spinner:
havin trouble remembering the rest of the movie
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah so
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
marina
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
marina gets kidnapped over the map but like they still he gets marina
spinner:
i
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and the map
cobra:
so i
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
damodar and they
cobra:
i don't
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
take
cobra:
like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
her away
cobra:
that i don't like that
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
well depending on what happens i mean my suggestion
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
would actually to still have someone from the party get kidnapped in this case i feel like it
cobra:
how about ridley
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
that's what i was thinking if it's ridley then he's trapped or maybe he tries to pick his way up but
spinner:
you
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
like
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know it's great
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i don't know
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you know
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where
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it's
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
you
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great
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
want to
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if you
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
think
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have ridley
cobra:
that's why
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kidnapped is you have one on one with him and the guy who killed his friend you can have a scene
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
spinner:
with him that's actually
cobra:
yeah
spinner:
not like comedic but like intense
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah yeah
cobra:
yeah and because he's a rogue he can escape on his home because he would be used
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
to doing that
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
when you know he was he's a thief he's probably been caught before and
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
escaped right so that that would show his rogabilities and his lock picking shouldn't be him just having a stack of master keys on his fucking pouch should actually do the lock picking
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
and i just go oh this key works
spinner:
oh
cobra:
like what the
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yes
cobra:
fun was that i was so
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
mad that scene has to get
spinner:
yeh
cobra:
out out he has to actually
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make
cobra:
lock
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characters
cobra:
pick
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have
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
count
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skills
cobra:
not just have a key
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
a counter point though see if for some reason we stuck to marina we would we definitely have to level her up because when i looked at her
spinner:
i
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
rocking in fedofucking position i'm like you're supposed to
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
be a mage you would in trying to plan a way out and you would have been using whatever elements
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yeah
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
at your disposal
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
that's my sense
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whoever gets whoever gets kidnapped
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there you
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i
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go
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feel like they should be trying
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yeah
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to rescue themselves
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and then
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correct
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and then right before an they're about to get out they get stopped
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my
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and that's when the crew comes in saves them
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yeah
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like
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yeah
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they're like so they were like
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yeah
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almost out of themselves and
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oh
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then they're
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i
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like
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like
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yeah
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that
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took
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so
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you
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they're
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long enough
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almost out and the
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yeah
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kind get surrounded
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yeah
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yeah
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and then they okay i
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and
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like
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then the
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that
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crew comes in and they fug everything up and they actually are like strong
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oh
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and
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yeah
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and
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incompetent
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competent yes
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yeah
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and then this is where i don't know if you if we need the thing to get the thing there's too many things
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the stone the stone to get
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yeah
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into
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there's
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you need
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too
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the
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the
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many
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scroll
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thing
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things
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to get
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here
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the stone which gets you to the rod
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just
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right
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this crow let's just get
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yeah
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the stone sorry the crow just the
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m
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scroll
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well the scroll was
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yeah
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in the first act
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is it
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and that got them to
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hm
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the
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yeah
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stone
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yeah
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and i think the stone is like the thing that just like just make it that
cobra:
okay okay not not a stone to get inside the thing where really can show oh i don't
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money
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care
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anymore
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about
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that whole
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robbing
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scene was kind of unnecessary
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any more
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because none of the other characters could
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so
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get in for
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dumb
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some reason which was kind of stupid
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true
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and
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lame
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then he gets his
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yeah
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staff and walks
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ah
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out and then they're all captured
cobra:
yeah
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i was like that sucking sucked
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
well that well that's the beginning of the third act so
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oh
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that's you're
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i would
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done with
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say
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the
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that
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second
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yeah
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act
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so after they escape there's a big fight this is like the big set piece when they all arrive and come whatever his name is damador has the stone they're like we have to take him out
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
h
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and take him an i think they should
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m
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kill him
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kill
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there
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him there
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and set up the big bad
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i
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guy
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was going
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and
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to say
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get
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the
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the
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same
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stone
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thing
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and then say now still we have to get it to the empress and that's why they're going to
cobra:
yeah
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the kingdom not because brought there
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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i don't don't remember
cobra:
although that's kind of they can evented from getting
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oh
cobra:
to profane kind of takes the wind out of the last act
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
which is why i have a suggestion
cobra:
i think go ahead
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
around like in that field where damodar gets killed one of the
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m
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
henchmen in the scuffle
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
gets the stone and makes off with it
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and no one can break
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yeah
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away to go after
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another rogue
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that's
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in the
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good
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in the fight just he just picks
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someone
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instead of finding he picks
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what if it's less working for a pro friend
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oh
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but he would have to be
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that's
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in on
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interesting
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the thing now
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why not
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it
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now
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has
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that makes
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to
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profit
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be
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sense because silas originally was trying to get the stone but couldn't from
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yeah
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the labyrinth and maybe
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yeah
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the whole reason
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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he wanted it was to sell it to propheon
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
maybe
cobra:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
like he's
cobra:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
going to sell it now before he just
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
wanted it like to sell but now he's like oh all these people wanted and like that's a this like this aristocrat mage i think i said aristocrat just
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and
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
now
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it made sense
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
aristocrat
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if even before
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
i rise
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even before
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rise crap
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he was going to sell it to the to him
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
god
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that's why he wanted in the first place
cobra:
no i or it could just be revenge while you stole it from me i'm going to steal it from you stole it from me i'll steal it back from you and sell it to your enemy
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
okay
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i like
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plus
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that
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
they trashed his
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could
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place
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be there
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his like his whole like den
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he
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whatever
cobra:
like he could have even told
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thief palace
cobra:
damodar i'll help you fight these guys and then when the fight breaks out he just
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if
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sneaks out thee
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and they
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steals
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see him leaving
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it and leaves
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and he goes
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i
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on
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like
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that
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mug thieves and my friend
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m okay
cobra:
but with a lot
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yeah
cobra:
more facial expressions
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
yes
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using
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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every muscle in his face
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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and then and then yeah
cobra:
okay
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so the
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i
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oh
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like
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end
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that
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of
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i
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act
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like
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two
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that
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is him going off to return the stone them able to kill the guy yeah and having he's like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ye
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having to deal with the fact that he's the main character is like doesn't feel any better even though he got revenge so
cobra:
nice
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he's like he's
cobra:
nice
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like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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what am i what do i do now what if and that's and she gives him purpose by saying our mission is not over for some reason she sounds that
cobra:
yeah
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garabusy
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
well be more be more
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
more descriptive who is
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uh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
she who is she
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h
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ranger or marina
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marina marina
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
so that
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marina
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
so she gives a rousing speech and he falls for it like he buys into it
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it doesn't fall
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
trying to
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for
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
guess
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it
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and but i'm just trying to i'm just trying to understand
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like it like gives him purpose this is the main guy
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
cause he still got revenge and now what kind of thing
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yeah he got revenge and he still feels like
cobra:
yeah now
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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empty like it doesn't give him the satisfaction he
cobra:
yeah
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will he
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he
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wanted that was his motivation
cobra:
she can use a similar similar speech than she actually tried to use in the in the actual movie where she says don't let his death be in vain
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snails
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m m
cobra:
he died and you
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ah
cobra:
got your revenge but you still don't feel like it matters because revenge doesn't matter what matters is doing what's right
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yeah
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in the world better for all the
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and
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others
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then
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like snails
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he would have
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and we're
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died
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not going to call him snails cause his name is fucking
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
true
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dumb
cobra:
yeah no
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
no
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his name is
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yeah
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loser that's
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
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that's because it's played by idris elba
cobra:
oh i like it
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
you
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i like it
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sort of again
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with like with like a cockney very
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yeah
cobra:
cockney accent
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he
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right
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i'm loser
cobra:
yeah i like
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i'm just different
cobra:
yeah i'm a thief
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i'm a bumbling thief i got a smile
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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and a hot of gold
cobra:
i have trouble believing
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you sound a little more
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i have
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hems
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to believing
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worth
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idrisabout
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to me right now
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being
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yeah i
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bumbling
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know
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like this is a man who made me believe his name in a movie
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a
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was stacker
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uh
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pen to cost
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m
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he's not bubbling
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uh
cobra:
he's not bumbling
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
i'm sorry
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
good
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maybe maybe luther was his
cobra:
yeah
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his mentor
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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you know i can't change act one
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he had
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oh
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and and he adopted and he adopted the name
cobra:
no i will allow it but
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yeah
cobra:
he's older than and that's why oh oh i like that so it's not that he's captured because he's bubbling bababalablah he stays like he holds them so that the others can escape and that's how he
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
that's
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gets captured
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better
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using
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and killed
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like sneaky
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i like
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hand
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that
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of hand eye coordinate like you know and flight of hand
cobra:
no e's like he's like he's a unaccomplished fighter still but like you can't
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yeah
cobra:
stand to like a whole platoon
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be
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of
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cool
cobra:
guards
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because he's
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right
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like a master thief he like has the scroll and he's like i have it here nd he pretends like he puts in his pocket and then
cobra:
yeah
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he slips it to the other guy so they think he
cobra:
yeah
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has
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yeah
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it
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yeah
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and then he runs
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m
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or something and then chase him it's like that sneaky bugger
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like he runs to kind of
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distract
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pool everybody
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m
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
well
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m
cobra:
he will escape and then he gets
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the
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captured
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sacrifice
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and okay
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play
cobra:
i like that oh i like that a lot more
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
than
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yah
cobra:
fucking marlin
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
h
cobra:
wans
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
he didn't
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i
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say
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still
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that
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hit
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at
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it
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
all it was like but yeah okay
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it was usually just
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m
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he's usually
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when
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just like
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he falls or they're going into
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like you just do these high pitch screams
cobra:
like they're like oh you're going to catch me
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oh
cobra:
i'm going to catch you
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
come on
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
that was missed
cobra:
fuck
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em
cobra:
that ship
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
anyway it's chris's time to shine
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
okay so act three now with with a new cause
spinner:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
burning in his loins and in his heart um
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ridley ridley
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
in the gang give give chase to to silas and and the stone he's got one funk of a start right so he gets to the palace this though not once have we ever talked about we haven't given flashed out anything about the empress
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or profane
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
or the or the orprofian or
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ye
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
the court
spinner:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
now and i'm not saying we should or shouldn't i'm just reminding
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m
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
us so silas
cobra:
it's it's so
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i'm just i'm just
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pointless
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reminding
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to the
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us
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story do we have
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i'm
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to
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
not saying
cobra:
i'm just an i'm asking
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ah
cobra:
do we have
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i
cobra:
to
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
don't know i'm working through this real
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m
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
time
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
so
cobra:
okay
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
he gets sorry silis gets to to the castle the main castle to prop
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hands it off propian um
spinner:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
uh no this isn't good enough we need we need we
cobra:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
need passage of
spinner:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
time silas is making his way to the castle profinge cut to profian at the castle with the council i think at the council and they're in a heated battle
cobra:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
between um prophyan
cobra:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
just trying to instill a vote of no confidence there just wars bad may
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reference
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uh
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the republic
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
h vote of no confidence
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cannot stand
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
exactly you sound more like bain
cobra:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
now
cobra:
no
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
but
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yes
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
that's okay
cobra:
we are
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oh
cobra:
we putting
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
a recording
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in a mcdermat there somewhere
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ismail's reckoning
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you merely adopted the dungeon i was born in it molded by it
cobra:
oh wait no it's no
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i didn't
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tom
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see
cobra:
hardy
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the dragons
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now
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yes
cobra:
get him out of
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till
cobra:
here
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i was a younger
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yeah
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man till anyway i think to meet but blinding
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
you were born i was born
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oh
cobra:
into the
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
uh
cobra:
darkness
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and so thora birch empress
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
she still has her her right hand man advice right
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yehlucietto
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
she still has them and they're trying they're not necessary
cobra:
he's not dead
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
nafuckit
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killed him
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when
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act
cobra:
yeah
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one
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i killed
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okay
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him
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
fuck she doesn't
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in the
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have
cobra:
beginning
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
him it's forgettable see poor guy i'm going to kill you
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
quickly or slowly
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ye
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and it's just like next squeeze
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uh
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maybe
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
vocannerpinc
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that's the
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uh
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character development we
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ah
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have throughout the movie that we didn't talk about her investigating his death
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right
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couple of scenes
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oh
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of that
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
but we've come too far so i think i need to stick to this
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now
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
a little
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you do
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bit
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your thing
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yes i would have liked that
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
from before but it's all good so they're in a heated debate he's trying to instill
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
no confidence because he wants to have her stripped her title and he like this is not how is mile or ismir should be run we should be you know more more more we should rule we should rule with strength
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ye
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and not this weird concept of equality and
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ah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
freedom everyone is free but we are the ones who are going to choose the scene we are the ones who know how to lead everyone to
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
the promised vision of
cobra:
let
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
prosperity
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their blood run from the sky
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and then he and then and then he's like what
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what
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say
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do you
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you
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say
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and everyone's like yea
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sir
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and then so that force is the empress to go on the run
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i
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and like we've just caught the
cobra:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
tail end of this like inter disintegration of the council and i guess like what's the word
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
government in ismrsmismir
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
is
cobra:
ismar
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
mar
cobra:
ismir
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
thank you ismirand so
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
empress is on the run
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and she she goes
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
she leaves and essentially has to go into hiding but she still has she still has to like she can't just full on play the power card and bring out
spinner:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
the dragons so to speak because i don't want her to shoot first that's my opinion
cobra:
ah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
she's going to go entirely and try and find a diplomatic way because she's idealistic in this way
spinner:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and so she's
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
waiting for my information she's looking to come up with another strategy based on the rest of her her loyal i wouldn't say guard but she has she has
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at
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
she has loyalists that are still true to that clause right so that's that piece cut to now cut to silis arriving handing off the stone
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
prophians like on the instead of paying off his elis
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
he saps him and turns him to dust like the stone should
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yea
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
have more ability i think than just calling the dragons
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and then like
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
the council is like now that like this is everything is
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
falling into place now we have a true leader and then he turns on he saps the fucking council good numbers of the of the council he shows his true color and everyone
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eh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
is running around with a chicken head cut off
cobra:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and chaos ensues
cobra:
like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
go ahead
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ah
cobra:
just as as sort
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ah
cobra:
of
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yes
cobra:
assigned i said that you know you could have some people in the council be loyal to him and some people
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yes
cobra:
in the cause
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
because
cobra:
belongin
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
some
cobra:
to the
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
people
cobra:
empress just he just kills the opposition
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
correct
cobra:
there
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right
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
correct thank you
spinner:
ye
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
for that really good in and so
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
everything
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i
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
is falling into he disarray he's ready to now declare
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
war on an just he doesn't even think it's going to
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ah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
be any sort of challenge because he simply wants to go out and wipe them wipe out like the empress and the rest of her faction and so that's when he
spinner:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
calls down dragons the red drag and
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and so i think that might be enough passage like he's called them and let's
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
give a little bit of a delay and like the sky is
cobra:
ah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
turning red atmosphere is turning
cobra:
a
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
red
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yes
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
that gives the rest of like the good part like the hero party to reach the capital the the capital of the city and
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
then they're gonna they're going to connect with the with the empress and then that's when the dragon should start raining down a car in destruction
spinner:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
now the empress has no choice but to call or call forth her yellow dragons should probably be blue
cobra:
golden
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
golden thank
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
you
cobra:
golden
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you're
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sounds
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going
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too
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with
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or
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the dragon
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
kelly
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war yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
right
cobra:
so
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
right
cobra:
let
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
right
cobra:
me let me interject here
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yes
cobra:
a little
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m
cobra:
bit because there's the
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
concept we're talking about the ind the concept
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
of stone that controls a
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
bunch of dragons is
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yeah
cobra:
stupid because dragons are not only immensely
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
powerful but they're immensely intelligent as well
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i
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hm
cobra:
and they're not just like beasts so what i was going to propose and it's a small thing because
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
in the end it doesn't
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m
cobra:
matter because there's going to be a war like yes the stone summons them
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m
cobra:
but doesn't control
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
them and that's the difference like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
both both her
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yeah
cobra:
stone and the red stone they do some of the dragons the difference is golden dragons canonically indian d are good
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
and red dragons are evil
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hm
cobra:
so the the dragons help the empress because she's good so
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m
cobra:
they don't do her
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yeah
cobra:
bidding they help her
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hm
cobra:
whereas the red dragons just come to make chaos
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hm
cobra:
right so
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
like we ll let you finish because it's your
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
it's all
cobra:
act
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
good
cobra:
right but but we can make
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
ah
cobra:
that chaos play out whatever in whatever way we want without belittling like it's dungeons and dragons very important part of dunes and dragons that they kind of clubbed with this who have this thing that will control all of these fantastical
spinner:
oh
cobra:
beasts that are you know millenia old and more intelligent and capable than like entire civilizations
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so what if
cobra:
right
spinner:
hear me out here i don't think we have the budget to do a full dragon
cobra:
oh
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war i've said this this is really being realistic here
cobra:
you can
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are you going to split it
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i'm
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happens
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thinking
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in the
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this
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background
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the dragon stone is like his nucular bomb he doesn't need to press it he just
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use
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needs
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it
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to have the power
cobra:
yeah
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of it so once he shows that he had
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i thought about it but that's
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no
cobra:
very
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but that's
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anticlimactic
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the thing here's here's where we're going here so there go so nobody will stand up to him but the main characters are like we're going
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
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to go and stop him at the end they're defeating him but he's able to summon them before he dies and the movie ends with the dragons arriving
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hm
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and then being like
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hm
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the world
cobra:
oh you're
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exactly
cobra:
setting up a
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see
cobra:
sequel
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what i'm
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i
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saying
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
was wondering about that
cobra:
okay and then like the sequel could be okay the dragons came to this realm and now they're
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perfect
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now
cobra:
control
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it's like
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in the
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complete
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realm
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dungeons and dragons
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everywhere
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now there's dungeons
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yeah
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and dragons
cobra:
i like
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what
cobra:
that i like that
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m
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and then it becomes
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ah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and then perhaps there's i don't know the red stone or whatever falls out of play but it's necessary in order to correct or to send the dragons back but they don't know where it is
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that's all so we'll
cobra:
well
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
i
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talk
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don't know
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cobra:
let's
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later
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finish
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we'll talk
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this
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that's
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movie
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what
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and
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i'm
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then
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saying well
cobra:
yeah yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yes and no
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
because like if we if like i could see that but at the same time
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oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
well if he dies in the stone is there so we can pick it
cobra:
no
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
up and
cobra:
because here's what i think would happen
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
if if we go
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a
cobra:
with spencer's idea which
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
cobra:
i like i think the first thing the dragons would do would would be destroyed
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
oh
cobra:
that stone cause they would not like being summoned
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
hm
cobra:
he wouldn't like being controlled in any way
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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like
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so
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they
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would
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me at
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it
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this hour
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
new phone who is
cobra:
yeah exactly
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new stone who
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with that
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is
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voice with that voice
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah yeah
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m
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah so i like that
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and then it forces our hero not only our heroes and the empress and like the rest of her guard and the citizens
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ye
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
of ismar to flee
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yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and and like restrategize
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but i like your idea
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and then it's like
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of the stone also giving him immense power
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some
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so when they
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some
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fumability
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him he's like floating like and like his eyes a glow and he's like you
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yeah
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have no here
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
m
cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
do you feel powerful
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do
cobra:
yeah that's
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you
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a good
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feel
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idea
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in charge
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also has
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yeah
cobra:
has has precedence with
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yeah
cobra:
the
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perfect
cobra:
game too
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that's
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because
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just a bonus
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you know
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oh
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super
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oh
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magical magical super powered arciffect yeah
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so then the big
cobra:
staple right
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big like final act instead of a war with dragons is then fighting profeun well he's like
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
yes
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super charged and they have
cobra:
right
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to all
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yes
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work together
cobra:
right
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epic
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yeah
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action
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and then
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cobra:
yeah
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
and and and and similar to like legend of zelda the empress
cobra:
oh
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
will be the trump card that will tip the scales because she has a similar stone that gives her power but it's taken time to fucking catch up or something
spinner:
yeah exactly
d_d_the_movie_you_should_be_paid_to_watch:
but she'll she'll tip the
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