You're Wrong

Matt:
Hello and welcome to you're wrong. This week you're all wrong about glass. I am or we're wrong. Chris is wrong. He's not here. That's why.

Napkin Woes:
Yes, let's

Matt:
Got

Napkin Woes:
go

Matt:
them.

Napkin Woes:
with that.

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He's definitely wrong.

Matt:
Got them with me as always is Luciano. Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
No I'm not.

Matt:
Right.

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So

Matt:
Fuck

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much

Matt:
you.

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energy.

Matt:
First time long time replacement. Spencer.

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Well,

Matt:
There you have

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that's

Matt:
it.

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that there you have it done and done.

Napkin Woes:
Your silence is deafening, sir.

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Yeah. If you stand for the patriarchy, don't say anything. Oh, Luciano didn't say anything.

Matt:
Oh, got him.

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Oh, got him.

Napkin Woes:
Hehehe

Matt:
Burn.

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Facts.

Matt:
This game is so easy. Moving on, we watched Glass Onion because it's a good movie and we wanted to talk about it. Why don't we discuss our quick reviews on a scale of what we always use? Spencer, why don't you go first?

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I would love to. I am going to say what I think most people who watch this movie think movie was good. Very good. But not as good as the original knives out film. Just my opinion. I think the movie does a lot of things right. Something's wrong. But all in all, I would say it's uncommon. Almost epic.

Napkin Woes:
Wait.

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Almost.

Matt:
There's

Napkin Woes:
Wait.

Matt:
a rare in there

Napkin Woes:
There's

Matt:
if you'd

Napkin Woes:
a

Matt:
like

Napkin Woes:
rare

Matt:
to use

Napkin Woes:
in the

Matt:
that.

Napkin Woes:
middle.

spinner:
Nah, it's not rare either. It's

Matt:
Okay,

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almost

Matt:
what do you-

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epic, but not quite rare.

Matt:
What?

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Maybe I forgot about rare. Listen, I

Matt:
All

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give it a,

Matt:
right,

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I give it a rare.

Matt:
let's just try it again. Hey Spencer, what's your ranking of this movie?

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Well, I think anybody who says anything other than rare is a fool. And I stand by it. I

Matt:
Story

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stand

Matt:
checks out.

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by it with all my being.

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha

Matt:
Great. Nailed it.

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Yeah, done.

Matt:
Luciano.

Napkin Woes:
Um, it's uncommon for me. Um, I, I think I

Matt:
You know

Napkin Woes:
like.

Matt:
there's a rare, right?

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What?

Napkin Woes:
I'm sorry. What does rare mean?

Matt:
Well, it's a type of way you can get your meat.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, I was gonna say, I like

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It's

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my steak

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a special

Napkin Woes:
rare.

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type of magic card.

Matt:
Ooh,

Napkin Woes:
Oh, that's

Matt:
cheers.

Napkin Woes:
true. Anyway, I unfortunately agree with most of what Spencer said. It's good, but not as good. And I think a lot of it for me was, it's a bit too cartoonish. Like just some of the characters go a bit too far in the cartoonish side and that kind of, times and then by the end especially like birdie for example it really kind of like yeah so that's kind of bring it there's gonna be a rare but it brings it down for me to it's an uncommon it's fun I had fun watching I would kind of watch it again but I would rather watch the first one again so

Matt:
So what you're saying is your opinion is that this movie is bad.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, sure. That's exactly what I said.

Matt:
Well, you did give it an uncommon. That's not exactly good.

Napkin Woes:
It's not bad, especially compared to all the shit we've been watching so far.

Matt:
Yeah, but I

Napkin Woes:
Compared

Matt:
feel like our

Napkin Woes:
to

Matt:
scale

Napkin Woes:
those,

Matt:
is...

Napkin Woes:
it's a fucking legendary movie, but.

Matt:
All right, fair

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Compared

Matt:
enough.

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to Jurassic Park Dominion, it's the greatest film of all time. That's our bar, and I'm sticking

Matt:
Nah,

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to it.

Matt:
I would argue, with my ranking, I'm gonna also give it a rare like Spencer did, I would argue, Luciano,

spinner:
Mm-hmm.

Matt:
that you're just being too hard on things that make you unhappy, but aren't actually a problem for the movie. Like, characters fitting their character type is how a movie should operate. Just because

Napkin Woes:
I mean...

Matt:
the character type is annoying doesn't make it a bad movie.

Napkin Woes:
It's not just the annoyance of it, but also have you met me? So I think that tracks.

Matt:
That checks

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

Matt:
out 110%.

Napkin Woes:
that

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Matt,

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tracks.

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are you

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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saying Luciano's wrong?

Matt:
Uh, you're wrong, Luciano. That's what I'm saying.

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Oh, I

Matt:
Yeah.

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thought you were talking

Napkin Woes:
I mean,

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to me for a second.

Matt:
No,

Napkin Woes:
you're

Matt:
no.

Napkin Woes:
entitled to

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We're

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your

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about

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wrong

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to

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opinion,

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have words.

Napkin Woes:
but it's fine.

Matt:
No, no, no, no, no. It's all Luciano all the time that's wrong.

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That's why this podcast is called you're wrong. Dot, dot, dot Luciano dot

Matt:
It's just too,

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you

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it's

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ass.

Matt:
too many words to write dot, dot, dot, Lucy Gatto.

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Dot your

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So

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ass.

Matt:
we just, we, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we just shorten it to you're wrong, but he knows,

Napkin Woes:
Fuck you,

Matt:
he

Napkin Woes:
you're

Matt:
knows what

Napkin Woes:
both

Matt:
he did.

Napkin Woes:
wrong. You're both

Matt:
Well,

Napkin Woes:
wrong and you're gonna go fuck yourselves.

Matt:
listen

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Together,

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in it,

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You're

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separately,

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a

Matt:
in.

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wordsmith. You're such

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you

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a

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can

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linguistic.

Napkin Woes:
hold hands while you go fuck each other or yourselves. It's

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Oh

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just

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my

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all

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gosh.

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up to you.

Matt:
You are a

Napkin Woes:
Anyway.

Matt:
better linguist than Miles Braun, and we're gonna

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Yeah.

Matt:
get into that shortly.

Napkin Woes:
Well, I mean,

Matt:
That's

Napkin Woes:
that's

Matt:
called,

Napkin Woes:
not a bar. I bar.

Matt:
hey, that's

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Hey,

Matt:
called a segue, sir.

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that's called a professional segue.

Matt:
I'm a professional segueist. Seguist? I don't know. Anyways, moving forward, moving on. Let's start with an easy question. What was your favorite scene in this movie?

Napkin Woes:
Favorite scene.

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I know.

Napkin Woes:
Go for it.

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My favorite scene is when Benoit Blanc asked if he could win an iPad if he solved the mystery and then immediately proceeds

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

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to solve the entire mystery.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah!

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It was pretty, that was pretty fantastic, especially because he

Matt:
Yeah.

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plays dumb, the entire prelude to that moment.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah

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You know, he's just playing like he's like this, the Southern sort of dumb archetype.

Napkin Woes:
Ingenue or

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
whatever.

spinner:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah. Yeah

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And then he's just like, boom.

Napkin Woes:
That is that is a pretty good scene

Matt:
you

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I love any moment where a guy just like just shows off in such spectacular fashion. So that scene for sure was my fave.

Matt:
It's

Napkin Woes:
I think what...

Matt:
especially fun because

Napkin Woes:
you

Matt:
when you watch it, you think that, you know, I thought that Miles Brown was actually going to die or something.

Napkin Woes:
Same,

Matt:
It was going to be

Napkin Woes:
same.

Matt:
played as a mystery. He's actually dead. And then they mainly turn it on its head by being like, it was Spurdy with the crossbow. Here are all the reasons. I'll see you later.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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Yeah.

Matt:
And it was just like, wow, okay, this is different.

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Now you don't

Matt:
This

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know what's

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is

Napkin Woes:
I

Matt:
going

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gonna

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think

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to be

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happen.

Matt:
interesting. Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
what really makes that scene for me is that he is in like the exclusive island of like the richest person in the world and he asks for an iPad. Like he

Matt:
We didn't

Napkin Woes:
could have

Matt:
ask

Napkin Woes:
asked

Matt:
for an

Napkin Woes:
for

Matt:
iPad.

Napkin Woes:
like,

Matt:
He

Napkin Woes:
he

Matt:
asked

Napkin Woes:
asked.

Matt:
for a prize

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
and Miles Brown says you win an iPad.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

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Smart.

Napkin Woes:
I'll give you an iPad Pro, he said afterwards.

Matt:
me that

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
that leads me to my next question like what would you want from the richest man in the world like if you want his murder mystery prize like an iPad Pro just seems like kind of cheap

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submarine,

Matt:
you know

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then

Matt:
so okay I mean that

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I'm

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seems

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working

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kind

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submarine.

Matt:
of so Luciano you want to get in between iPad Pro and the submarine just you know

Napkin Woes:
Sure, let me think what goes in there.

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Like a little dinghy boat. It's got to be water related.

Matt:
I'm

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It's

Matt:
sorry. I'm sorry.

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got

Napkin Woes:
Does

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to be water

Napkin Woes:
it?

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traveling related. I don't know why, but it does.

Matt:
What if you got like a lifetime supply of Jeremy Renner's hot sauce and Jared Leto's hard kombucha?

Napkin Woes:
Nice.

spinner:
Ooh, that is a good prize.

Napkin Woes:
Like it's a small batch, so it's probably valuable.

Matt:
That's right. Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That

Matt:
You

Napkin Woes:
sounds

Matt:
ready for

Napkin Woes:
Sims

Matt:
it?

Napkin Woes:
fair.

Matt:
Nice.

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I feel like a lifetime

Matt:
I think I...

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supply of Jared Leto's Kamucha would be one bottle for me. Ha ha ha.

Matt:
Yeah

Napkin Woes:
Well, that would be the same with Jeremy Renner's hot sauce because I don't use hot sauce at all

Matt:
What about if you got the crystal statue that had the crossbow?

Napkin Woes:
No, why would I want that?

Matt:
I don't know, man.

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Where would

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Why

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I

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do

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put

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you want

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that?

Matt:
a submarine?

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

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Oh,

Napkin Woes:
no.

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well, let me tell you, I have enemies. Did

Matt:
I

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I say this stuff is nuke capable? Heheheheh.

Napkin Woes:
Jesus.

Matt:
I thought it was gonna be an old busted down diesel one that had to surface like every 10

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No, no,

Matt:
minutes

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no, no, no.

Napkin Woes:
I know what I would want. I would want the fucking Boston Dynamics robot that carries the bags around. That's what I would want.

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I thought

Matt:
Okay,

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you

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that's

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were gonna

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a

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say,

Matt:
fair.

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he want my submarine. No!

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah That oh no foiled

Matt:
All right. Let's get, uh, we'll get, we'll get, we'll get a dog on your submarine Spencer. So it'll, it'll like do all the heavy lifting.

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Arf arf!

Napkin Woes:
Ha ha!

Matt:
Yeah.

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Way to go, Sporto!

Matt:
Yeah. Ready to go. Um, that actually is, we're doing really well being professional podcasters. Can someone, in the movie, they all arrive on, on Miles Braun's Island off a yacht and, um, they get there and Miles Braun is like, or, well, Benoit Blanc is like, where do we put our bags? How do we get places? And Miles Brown's like, oh, don't worry about it. They'll be in your room when you get there. And then you see the Boston Dynamics robot dog walking in behind carrying all their bags. But how did all those bags get on this dog? Because he said he sent all his servants home, right?

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
So who did that?

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Obviously another Boston Dynamics robot that is designed purely to lift and place bags.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, it's a butler, it's a butler bot. That's what

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There's

Matt:
But

Napkin Woes:
it, yeah.

Matt:
that's the best creative name you can come up with.

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Butler Bot.

Napkin Woes:
Yes, Butler Bot.

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You

Napkin Woes:
It's a literative

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genius!

Matt:
Okay.

Napkin Woes:
at least.

Matt:
Okay,

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Alliterative is like

Matt:
yeah.

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the bare minimum for a creative name. It's a robot rod. Oh boy, that's even worse.

Napkin Woes:
Uh,

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Oh boy, I'm panicking.

Napkin Woes:
yeah. See? See?

Matt:
How about a robot butler?

Napkin Woes:
No,

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That's not a letter

Napkin Woes:
that's

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of.

Napkin Woes:
not better, that's worse. And like I don't, I think like I'm okay with the, with that robot like going to the beach, I guess, but how did he grab the stuff?

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That was

Napkin Woes:
That's

Matt:
That's

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the question.

Matt:
the

Napkin Woes:
what

Matt:
question

Napkin Woes:
I'm,

Matt:
I'm asking. That's literally my question.

Napkin Woes:
no,

Matt:
Thanks.

Napkin Woes:
I know, I know,

Matt:
Good job

Napkin Woes:
I'm just,

Matt:
hosting.

Napkin Woes:
I'm just expanding on it, like, or

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You're

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like, sorry,

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not

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I

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expanding,

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just

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you're repeating it.

Napkin Woes:
thinking, thinking

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Hold on Luciano,

Napkin Woes:
out loud is what I mean.

Matt:
Oh

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let

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my

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me

Matt:
god.

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rephrase. How did the Boston Dynamics dog get the bags on it is the real question

Napkin Woes:
Well, that's

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that

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a good

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we're trying

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question,

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to get to

Napkin Woes:
Spencer.

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the base here.

Matt:
Oh!

Napkin Woes:
Much better than Matt's question.

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Let

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Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
me think about

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Matt,

Matt:
Fuck

Napkin Woes:
that.

Matt:
me.

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I don't know why you didn't start with that, Matt.

Matt:
I don't know why I exist.

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That's what that Boston dynamic

Matt:
hehehehe

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dog asks itself every

Matt:
bark bark

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day.

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

Matt:
why do I exist

Napkin Woes:
Arf

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You bring

Napkin Woes:
arf!

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bags, you go to the other Boston robot who puts bags on you and then the other Boston robot

Napkin Woes:
Oh, there

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offloads

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you go. Maybe

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them.

Napkin Woes:
there's another dog that just

Matt:
Bark

Napkin Woes:
throws

Matt:
bark.

Napkin Woes:
bags.

Matt:
Is this all we were made for?

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Hehehe

Napkin Woes:
What is life?

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Why was I programmed to feel pain?

Matt:
Hahaha

Napkin Woes:
Ha ha!

Matt:
All right, moving on from the robo dogs, I think that another dog or maybe two other dogs, you know, to lift a new

Napkin Woes:
Oh,

Matt:
sin

Napkin Woes:
I

Matt:
so

Napkin Woes:
know

Matt:
they don't

Napkin Woes:
I know how it

Matt:
injure

Napkin Woes:
got

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their

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I

Matt:
robot

Napkin Woes:
know how I

Matt:
dog

Napkin Woes:
got there.

Matt:
backs.

Napkin Woes:
No,

Matt:
I'm still

Napkin Woes:
I know

Matt:
talking,

Napkin Woes:
how it got

Matt:
sir.

Napkin Woes:
there

Matt:
No, I don't care. I was

Napkin Woes:
I know

Matt:
explaining.

Napkin Woes:
I I

Matt:
I

Napkin Woes:
know

Matt:
was explaining that there's

Napkin Woes:
I

Matt:
two

Napkin Woes:
know

Matt:
robot dogs and they both help each other

Napkin Woes:
It's

Matt:
carrying

Napkin Woes:
not

Matt:
it

Napkin Woes:
it's

Matt:
so they

Napkin Woes:
Darrell

Matt:
don't hurt their robot

Napkin Woes:
it's Darrell

Matt:
dogs

Napkin Woes:
that

Matt:
backs.

Napkin Woes:
did that it was Darrell

Matt:
No,

Napkin Woes:
that did that

Matt:
there's no way Darryl did that. Darryl's drunk and high all the time.

Napkin Woes:
So, he thinks he's playing with an actual dog.

Matt:
Do you think he would help anybody

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

Matt:
do anything?

Napkin Woes:
not because he wanted to help, just because by accident.

Matt:
No. That's that is wrong. You are wrong.

Napkin Woes:
You're entitled to your own opinion. We'll continue, carry

Matt:
Yeah

Napkin Woes:
on.

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That's why the podcast's called, You're Wrong Luciano. Dot

Matt:
Yeah.

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dot dot, you

Napkin Woes:
No,

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ass.

Napkin Woes:
fuck you!

Matt:
Moving on. Um, you bring up Darryl and we need to talk about him. Uh, I know it's not really talking about the movie, but we should probably cover Darryl. Darryl exists on this Island.

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He's the

Matt:
He

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most

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shows

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important

Matt:
up

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character.

Matt:
right after maybe he shows up right after Miles Braun says, I've sent home all of my servants. There's no one else on the island but us. And then Darryl rolls by and Miles Braun says, Oh, I'm that guy, but he's just going through some stuff. What, what is he going through?

Napkin Woes:
Hmm.

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Well. That's a good question. It's the question that we're all dying to know. Really. I think Darrell. Is miles is drug dealer. I think he gets some drugs, but they're also like friends, like pineapple express, you know, where he like, he wants to be more friends with miles and miles wants to be with him. And that's like an awkward situation. So, so miles never lets Darryl come to the island, but recently Darryl lost all of his money on a dog racing. Which he's

Matt:
of

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an

Matt:
like,

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avid fan of.

Matt:
but like robot dog

Napkin Woes:
Robot

Matt:
racing.

Napkin Woes:
dog racing? Yeah,

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where it's all

Napkin Woes:
yeah,

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pre-programmed.

Napkin Woes:
of course.

Matt:
And somehow he still loses.

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He's still

Matt:
Yeah.

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lost. He's like, the loser bot was due. The

Matt:
Yeah,

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odds.

Matt:
last place but somehow finished in last place. I don't understand.

spinner:
The odds were 10,000 to one. So yeah, he, he, he blew it all on Robo dog betting. Also a creative name. And, uh, and now he, he's needed. his buddy miles for some support and so miles had come to my island it's a murder island I mean it's not a murder island per se but he did have a plot spoiler alert partially based around a real murder, so I don't know, it wasn't the best. He clearly doesn't really care that much about Darrow. That's

Napkin Woes:
I mean,

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my

Napkin Woes:
he cares

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s-

Napkin Woes:
enough. He cares enough to let him hang around.

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Yeah, maybe he just needed a fall guy in case things went south.

Matt:
Yeah, okay, Miles Braun is that smart. I think the movie

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Oh

Matt:
showed

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yeah,

Matt:
us that.

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that's true.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
Spoiler alert, because we're talking about a Ryan Johnson film. Spoiler alert, we're gonna ruin this movie. If you haven't seen it, you probably shouldn't listen to us any further in.

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And if you

Matt:
Because

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give a

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we

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shit,

Matt:
will ruin this movie.

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I already said spoiler alert. So.

Napkin Woes:
We've already ruined it for you, but we're only going to ruin it further if you keep listening.

Matt:
We haven't

Napkin Woes:
That's for sure.

Matt:
fully ruined it. It's like

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
50% ruined.

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Miles killed his sister.

Matt:
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now

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And now it's fully ruined.

Napkin Woes:
Now it's ruined.

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And he killed Joe Rogan.

Matt:
Hahaha

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I'm out.

Matt:
Did the world a favor

Napkin Woes:
I

Matt:
maybe,

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If you don't

Matt:
who knows?

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know, now

Napkin Woes:
I

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you

Napkin Woes:
think

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know.

Napkin Woes:
I think that Darryl is miles his brother like older brother younger younger

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Brother

Napkin Woes:
brother

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from another

Napkin Woes:
probably

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mother?

Napkin Woes:
No, no from the same mother

Matt:
Yeah, but like how does no one in the group know that then they're all like super tight

Napkin Woes:
Cause they're like, they found each other after like years. He was adopted Darryl

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Was he a mister from

Napkin Woes:
and

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another sister?

Napkin Woes:
sure. Let's go missed. Wait,

Matt:
Sorry, I'm

Napkin Woes:
a

Matt:
sorry

Napkin Woes:
sister

Matt:
Luciano.

Napkin Woes:
from another mister. Not as you said it the other way around.

Matt:
Don't worry about

spinner:
That's

Matt:
that.

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because he's a dude!

Matt:
Just let it slide. Luciano, you're saying that he's his brother, so his parents adopted an adult man to be his brother after he met the crew.

Napkin Woes:
So that was not what I meant, but it is now.

Matt:
Okay, because that's that's

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Smart,

Matt:
you're

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smart

Matt:
like,

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play.

Matt:
okay,

Napkin Woes:
It is now.

Matt:
well done

Napkin Woes:
So like,

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..

Napkin Woes:
so I, okay. So Miles was feeling lonely because being at the top and dumb is lonely. So his parents adopted

Matt:
Thanks for watching!

Napkin Woes:
some stoner idiot

Matt:
Okay.

Napkin Woes:
to play second fiddle to Miles. What they didn't know was that he had some stuff to go through and that stuff is drugs Had a lot

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Mmm.

Napkin Woes:
of drugs to go through and that's what he meant when he says his head is going through some stuff

spinner:
Does he still have a addiction to robo dog bedding?

Napkin Woes:
Oh yeah, that's how he got the drugs.

spinner:
Okay, good, then we're on the

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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same page.

Matt:
Um, I have a follow up question. Can you legally adopt? This is someone who is in their late 20s to early 30s.

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Sure, just ask

Napkin Woes:
I mean,

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my

Napkin Woes:
why

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son.

Napkin Woes:
not?

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He's right here.

Matt:
I'm sorry.

Napkin Woes:
Daryl!

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Hey, hey, hey guys.

Napkin Woes:
We'll

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Go

Napkin Woes:
see why

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to your

Napkin Woes:
not.

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room! You're just disappointing me and your mother.

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

Matt:
No!

Napkin Woes:
Oh, that is a high-pitched 30-year-old. Ha

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Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
ha ha ha

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why

Napkin Woes:
ha!

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does he sound like a child?

Matt:
Listen, that's why you got you got adopted that old

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He's got the Michael Jackson,

Napkin Woes:
Ah!

Matt:
Yeah.

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he was chemically castrated.

Napkin Woes:
Oh my god.

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Not by

Matt:
Moving

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me!

Matt:
on, moving on to the next question.

Napkin Woes:
Not

Matt:
We're past

Napkin Woes:
by

Matt:
this.

Napkin Woes:
me.

spinner:
No, it was also by Michael Jackson's father.

Matt:
I said moving on.

spinner:
Sorry.

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

Matt:
Real quick question. Does anybody need to be recast in this movie?

Napkin Woes:
Mmm.

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Oh, that's tough.

Napkin Woes:
Honestly,

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Luciano?

Napkin Woes:
I don't think so.

Matt:
Wow, you said this on comedy, you're not cutting anybody. I'm enchanting, sorry

Napkin Woes:
It's

Matt:
Chris

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You're

Napkin Woes:
not...

Matt:
isn't

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such

Matt:
here.

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a f- F-gay. F-ck

Napkin Woes:
Well, like

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you.

Napkin Woes:
it's not uncommon because of the actors.

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The absolute

Matt:
Wow.

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gall of this man.

Matt:
Wow. Look

Napkin Woes:
Oh,

Matt:
at this

Napkin Woes:
fuck

Matt:
fucking

Napkin Woes:
both

Matt:
guy.

Napkin Woes:
of you again.

spinner:
Un-

Napkin Woes:
I don't, oh, can I cast, can I recast Darryl to oblivion? I would do that.

Matt:
No, because that's that's Ryan

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What are

Matt:
Johnson's

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you? Who are

Matt:
buddy

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you, Chris?

Matt:
who's in all his movies.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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Who are you, Chris?

Matt:
Yeah.

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I'm gonna cut all the characters and recast Oscar Isaac as a, he's

Matt:
Ha ha ha, GARREL.

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a detective from New York City and,

Matt:
Hehehehehehe

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God damn it, Chris.

Napkin Woes:
I don't know if I would recast. Okay, I'm gonna answer a completely different question than what you asked. So I don't

Matt:
Perfect.

Napkin Woes:
think they used Jessica

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Love

Napkin Woes:
Henwick

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it.

Napkin Woes:
well in this movie. Peg, it was such a waste.

spinner:
That's

Napkin Woes:
So.

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it.

Matt:
I have a whole like sub, we've been doing a whole other podcast on what is Jessica Henwick's career because she shows

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Matt:
up in movies

Napkin Woes:
Yes,

Matt:
playing

Napkin Woes:
that's

Matt:
weird

Napkin Woes:
true.

Matt:
characters. Like what was she

Napkin Woes:
That

Matt:
doing

Napkin Woes:
is a

Matt:
in

Napkin Woes:
whole

Matt:
fucking,

Napkin Woes:
episode.

Matt:
in The Grey Man? Like what was she doing in that movie?

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Was she

Matt:
Like

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

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in that movie?

Napkin Woes:
she

Matt:
yeah, she

Napkin Woes:
is.

Matt:
was like, uh, uh, Ray J. Jean, is it Ray J. Jean Paget or something like that? Is that his full name?

spinner:
I have no idea.

Matt:
So the main villain, he was

spinner:
Yeah.

Matt:
like the number two.

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Oh

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

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yeah,

Napkin Woes:
she was number

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yeah.

Napkin Woes:
two.

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And she seemed like she was gonna do something, but then she didn't.

Napkin Woes:
And then

Matt:
And

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That's

Matt:
then

Napkin Woes:
she

Matt:
she

Napkin Woes:
didn't,

spinner:
exactly

Matt:
def...

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

spinner:
the same as this movie. Hey.

Matt:
Right?

Napkin Woes:
I for sure thought she was good. Like when I thought Miles was gonna die, I was like, oh, Peg is gonna kill him for sure. He keeps ostracizing and just belittling her. But anyway,

spinner:
Matt,

Napkin Woes:
no, I wouldn't recast

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can I answer

Napkin Woes:
anybody.

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your real question? Is that

Matt:
What the hell

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is that allowed

Matt:
that's

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here?

Matt:
that sounds like something wild to do why not try

Napkin Woes:
I'm

Matt:
it?

Napkin Woes:
out.

spinner:
Just throw an absolute

Matt:
Give it

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curveball

Matt:
a shot.

spinner:
and just really go off the rails here.

Napkin Woes:
Listen, Chris is not here, somebody has to do it.

spinner:
I would recast. I'm also recasting Darryl and I'm going to go with the obvious best pick. He should be played by Jeff Bridges basically being the dude because that's what his character kind of is.

Matt:
Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
Okay,

Matt:
that's fair.

Napkin Woes:
I thought you're gonna go with Nick Cage, which I also think is a valid choice there

spinner:
Listen,

Matt:
That's a different question on this podcast, sir.

spinner:
we'll get to Nick

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

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Cage.

Napkin Woes:
that's true. How

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Now

Napkin Woes:
how

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we're

Napkin Woes:
did

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getting

Napkin Woes:
it

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to

Napkin Woes:
make

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our Nick

Napkin Woes:
it?

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Cage segment of every podcast.

Matt:
All I here's what I'll say all I want to do is recast um I don't want to recast uh Janelle Monáe but what I want to recast is why like I guess it wasn't it was it who was it Helen the Helen version why did she have to be from the south because her her accent it is real hit and miss

Napkin Woes:
Oof.

Matt:
it wavers throughout the whole movie like sometimes

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
she's in the rich bitch voice sometimes

Napkin Woes:
This.

Matt:
knows it's Helen, like you think she would revert back to her normal accent, not the fake accent, but she keeps it. It's

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She

Matt:
just—it's

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loved it at that point. She's like, oh,

Matt:
wavering

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I don't have to sound

Matt:
hard.

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like trash anymore.

Napkin Woes:
I think

Matt:
So you

Napkin Woes:
she...

Matt:
think Benoit Blanc is trash?

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What?

Matt:
What?

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WHAT?! People from the Southern

Napkin Woes:
Wait,

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trash, Matt!

Napkin Woes:
I'm pretty sure she is from the South, but hold on.

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My question

Matt:
Well,

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is

Matt:
bro,

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why

Matt:
that

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didn't

Matt:
accent

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her sister?

Napkin Woes:
She was

Matt:
did

Napkin Woes:
born

Matt:
not,

Napkin Woes:
in Kansas City.

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Why

Matt:
that's

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did her

Matt:
not the

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sister

Matt:
south.

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have a different

Matt:
Because

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accent?

Napkin Woes:
Well,

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Like

Napkin Woes:
they both

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that?

Matt:
she,

Napkin Woes:
had.

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Did

Matt:
she, she

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they?

Matt:
affected that in the movie, right?

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

Matt:
She

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

Matt:
like, she turns on the rich bitch, she tells a story about how her and her sister used to have the fun rich

spinner:
Oh,

Matt:
bitch

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right,

Matt:
accent.

spinner:
right, right.

Matt:
And then when she

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
turned her on TV when she was in New York or being like, you know, successful with Alpha, then she had that accent. She's like, what the hell?

spinner:
Ah yeah, I watched the movie. DIN

Matt:
Yep.

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DIN

Napkin Woes:
I mean,

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Napkin Woes:
law.

Matt:
Did you?

Napkin Woes:
Did you? Did you? But like, I mean, if they can get Daniel Craig to try to do a Southern accent and sound like a parody of Conno Sanders, I don't see why

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Napkin Woes:
they couldn't get someone. Yeah,

Matt:
Yeah

Napkin Woes:
exactly. Like, I don't know

Matt:
Thanks for watching!

Napkin Woes:
if you guys ever watched True Blood, but like he manages to be worse than the guy that plays Bill Compton in True Blood. I do declare I am a vampire.

Matt:
I hate it.

Napkin Woes:
I say. It's

spinner:
Ah.

Napkin Woes:
like,

Matt:
I don't want

Napkin Woes:
what

Matt:
to

Napkin Woes:
is

Matt:
talk

Napkin Woes:
that?

Matt:
about your dumb TV shows.

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I don't want to hear your

Matt:
Yeah.

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Southern accent.

Matt:
We're

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That

Matt:
past

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one's

Matt:
it now.

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too

Napkin Woes:
Mine

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much.

Matt:
That

Napkin Woes:
was

Matt:
was

Napkin Woes:
better

Matt:
the worst.

Napkin Woes:
than... No,

spinner:
Mine

Napkin Woes:
it wasn't.

Matt:
No, it wasn't.

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is solid gold, I'll tell you what. Now listen, hell, boy.

Matt:
Yeah

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, that's exactly how the meal crank sounds.

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I'm-

Matt:
NEXT!

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I'm- I'm- I'm just a- I'm no big city lawyer from

Matt:
I'm

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New

Matt:
going to,

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York City!

Matt:
I'm going to rerail this conversation

Napkin Woes:
You guys

Matt:
real

Napkin Woes:
can't

Matt:
fast.

Napkin Woes:
see it, but Spencer was pantomiming the suspenders.

spinner:
I don't...

Matt:
I hate this.

spinner:
Matt, I want to believe in two things. My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the

Matt:
Yeah.

spinner:
law.

Matt:
What about the 11

Napkin Woes:
Ha ha!

Matt:
herbs and spices in Kentucky fried chicken?

spinner:
Now that's all I'm gonna talk about. Kentucky Fried Chicken now? No, that's a whole

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

spinner:
nother- That's a whole nother thing! I'm really going hard on these suspenders. Heh heh heh

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

spinner:
heh

Matt:
Hi.

Napkin Woes:
you

spinner:
heh

Napkin Woes:
are.

spinner:
heh heh.

Napkin Woes:
You're gonna get bruised nipples.

Matt:
We're going to move on from this line of conversation. No one wants to be here. Moving past it. Um,

spinner:
Aww.

Matt:
in the movie, at one point they are talking about everyone's like how they met, right? So they talk about, uh, the initial story is that Miles brought them all together. But the real story is that Andy brought them all together. But when they're talking

Napkin Woes:
Right.

Matt:
about their backstories, you know, Miles helped Birdie get back on her feet after having her career as a model flame out. Miles helped, uh, Lionel get out of school. And I don't actually know what miles helped Lionel do. He published,

spinner:
pe-

Matt:
that's what it was. He published.

Napkin Woes:
Published, yeah.

Matt:
First question is what, like Lionel is like this mate, like the lead scientist, but there's no proof he has any science knowledge whatsoever. He publishes something, but like, was it like a book? Was it like 50 shades of gray? Like some erotic fiction? Like.

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thesis

Napkin Woes:
Probably

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on

Napkin Woes:
a graphic

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Neopets.

Napkin Woes:
novel.

Matt:
Graphic novel, okay.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
Neopets?

spinner:
Yeah, a thesis on neopets and

Matt:
Okay.

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whether they're sentient.

Matt:
Okay.

Napkin Woes:
Oh no,

Matt:
I like

Napkin Woes:
at least

Matt:
that.

Napkin Woes:
it's on Robodogs

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The answer

Napkin Woes:
and

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is

Napkin Woes:
if

spinner:
no.

Napkin Woes:
they're sentient as well.

Matt:
How long was this thesis? Like 10 pages and it's just

spinner:
No,

Matt:
all,

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
nope, absolutely not.

spinner:
no, it was one word.

Matt:
Never.

spinner:
Nope.

Matt:
Hard, hard no. Okay.

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our path.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
No, that's fair. A lot of it was easy then. Uh, second question then we talked with Duke. Duke used to play, uh, video game in video game tournaments before he got set up on Twitch, quote unquote, and then he got kicked off Twitch, but that's a whole other thing that we don't need to get into. What, what the fuck was Duke playing? Like what video game tournaments was Duke playing?

spinner:
Duke Nukem? I'll see myself out.

Matt:
I hate shit

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

Matt:
because, yeah.

Napkin Woes:
you please do. Yeah.

spinner:
What? They're not

Napkin Woes:
I'm

spinner:
doing

Napkin Woes:
gonna

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Duke Nukem

Napkin Woes:
say

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tournaments?

Napkin Woes:
League

Matt:
uh

Napkin Woes:
of Legends. League of Legends.

Matt:
legal legends we don't think he's he's a call of duty

Napkin Woes:
Oh, yeah, so it's it's if it's a shooter, it's like color. It's not going to be overwatch. It's Call of Duty for sure

spinner:
I don't know what this is but I see it online all the time. Dota?

Matt:
Yeah,

spinner:
Dota 2.

Napkin Woes:
So Dota

Matt:
that's another

Napkin Woes:
is like

Matt:
lull.

Napkin Woes:
League of Legends,

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
but

spinner:
What does it stand

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

spinner:
for? Dragons

Matt:
Defense of the ancients.

spinner:
of, oh.

Napkin Woes:
Defense of the ancient.

Matt:
Yeah, sorry,

spinner:
I thought

Matt:
sorry.

spinner:
it was for sure dragons

Napkin Woes:
Now.

spinner:
of the ancestors.

Napkin Woes:
I mean, it could have been, but

Matt:
I mean,

Napkin Woes:
it's not.

spinner:
Well,

Matt:
in this case,

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more

Matt:
it's not,

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bright than that down. Patent

Matt:
I think,

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pending.

Matt:
I think, well, I think he plays something a lot, a lot worse, like, uh, maybe,

Napkin Woes:
Like a gacha game.

Matt:
uh, like, no, but he, like, he played, he played a

Napkin Woes:
Genshin

Matt:
shooter. Oh, wow.

Napkin Woes:
Impact, that's what he played. And he

Matt:
Now

Napkin Woes:
was

Matt:
that's,

Napkin Woes:
a Vtuber.

Matt:
that's too new, right? Like, uh,

spinner:
No,

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, it is

spinner:
I

Napkin Woes:
new.

spinner:
got it guys. He, he, he streamed, uh,

Napkin Woes:
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!

spinner:
No, no, no, he got

Napkin Woes:
Hehehehehehe

spinner:
paid

Matt:
Eh.

spinner:
for that later to say he

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

spinner:
plays

Napkin Woes:
okay. Hehehehehehe

spinner:
it, but he doesn't. No, he played Minecraft and Roblox.

Napkin Woes:
No,

spinner:
Roblox.

Napkin Woes:
no,

Matt:
There's no, there's

Napkin Woes:
Roblox maybe.

spinner:
Roblox.

Matt:
no, there's no

Napkin Woes:
Minecraft

Matt:
tournaments

Napkin Woes:
is

Matt:
in

Napkin Woes:
too

Matt:
Minecraft.

Napkin Woes:
wholesome.

spinner:
Fortnite.

Matt:
No, he uh, Fortnite? No, I mean maybe, but

spinner:
I mean,

Matt:
no more like...

spinner:
let's be real, at some point he streamed Fortnite, everybody did.

Napkin Woes:
For sure, for sure.

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At some

Matt:
Oh

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point

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sure,

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he was

Matt:
but

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on that.

Matt:
it's more like he played like Battleborn or like a game that came out and failed almost

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Battleborn?

Matt:
instantaneously. Yeah, exactly. You

Napkin Woes:
He

Matt:
don't

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played

Matt:
even know what it

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anthem

Matt:
was.

Napkin Woes:
he was

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Oh no!

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the

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He played

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only

Matt:
Anthem.

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person

Matt:
Yeah,

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Oh

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the

Matt:
there

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no!

Napkin Woes:
only

Matt:
you go.

Napkin Woes:
person playing anthem

Matt:
He played Competitive

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I didn't know

Matt:
Anthem.

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I could hate him anymore.

Napkin Woes:
Competitive anthem, oh my god.

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I'm the number one player in the world. How many players are

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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there? Don't ask

Napkin Woes:
Yeah. Yeah.

Matt:
It's me and my robot dog and

Napkin Woes:
Now, RoboDog

Matt:
my mom.

Napkin Woes:
wins half the time.

Matt:
My mom was actually the number one player in the world. I'm sorry.

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Yeah, yeah, she

Napkin Woes:
His

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does

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mom

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baby

Napkin Woes:
is a savant,

Matt:
Right?

Napkin Woes:
like solving the puzzle thing. It's like, that first one's the Fibonacci sequence. Mom! What the

Matt:
She was the

Napkin Woes:
fuck?

Matt:
best.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
She's pulled out all the stops. This is actually a good question. Like how long would you spend trying to figure out all of the puzzles in that box before you just Andy didn't or I guess Helen

Napkin Woes:
Ha ha

Matt:
didn't

Napkin Woes:
ha.

Matt:
smash the shit out of it.

Napkin Woes:
I think it would depend how far I was getting with solving. Like if I started trying

Matt:
Thanks for

Napkin Woes:
to solve

Matt:
watching!

Napkin Woes:
it and I couldn't, I would just fucking take a hammer to it.

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No, I would I would try and solve it for probably I would say 15 minutes, then

Matt:
Okay.

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I try and solve it using the internet.

Matt:
Yeah.

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I would Google popular

Matt:
Everything.

Napkin Woes:
Ah,

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boxes

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

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popular puzzle boxes.

Napkin Woes:
Popular boxes.

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See what popular

Napkin Woes:
What

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boxes

Napkin Woes:
a search.

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finds me

Napkin Woes:
What a search query.

Matt:
Do you have, do you have like,

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Top

Matt:
is

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Matt:
it

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boxes.

Matt:
adults? Do you have safe search on?

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Yeah, no, no, it's all the way off. I've reversed

Napkin Woes:
Oh, if you,

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safe search, it only shows bad

Napkin Woes:
so

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things.

Matt:
Ha!

Napkin Woes:
if it's off and you search for popular boxes you just get like Minecraft porn, is that what you get?

Matt:
Wow, what is Minecraft porn? Explain

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Yeah,

Matt:
it

Napkin Woes:
I

Matt:
to

Napkin Woes:
don't

Matt:
me.

Napkin Woes:
know.

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tell us. No, no, no, Luciano.

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
I don't know.

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No, no, no, tell us.

Napkin Woes:
I don't know.

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No, no, no,

Matt:
Sir,

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Matt,

Matt:
you cannot

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hold

Matt:
just

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on.

Matt:
bring something up and not explain it to our audience.

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Tell us what it is.

Napkin Woes:
It's, I don't know, boxes being put inside of boxes.

spinner:
Yeah, yeah, no, say it slower.

Napkin Woes:
Slur.

Matt:
What about, do the creepers get inside those boxes?

spinner:
Uh-huh.

Napkin Woes:
Oh, see, I'm not a Minecraft player,

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Uh-huh.

Napkin Woes:
you guys are.

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I-

Matt:
Uh

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I

Napkin Woes:
So

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don't-

Napkin Woes:
you

Matt:
huh,

Napkin Woes:
tell

Matt:
uh

Napkin Woes:
me

Matt:
huh.

Napkin Woes:
what it looks like.

Matt:
No, no, keep going.

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What's Minecraft? Just

Napkin Woes:
Oh no, oh no,

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don't stop.

Napkin Woes:
no. Matt, Matt, put your pants back on.

Matt:
No, just a little farther, just a little bit more. I'm so close.

spinner:
Tell me about that wrench.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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Wait, I don't know anything about Minecraft.

Napkin Woes:
I mean either.

Matt:
All right,

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Tell

Matt:
now

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me,

Matt:
there's

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tell

Matt:
only

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me about,

Matt:
one who does.

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tell me about Bob the builder.

Napkin Woes:
Ha!

Matt:
I'm concerned

Napkin Woes:
Anyway.

Matt:
for your children, but we're gonna move on anyways.

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I don't know what Minecraft is.

Matt:
It's a video game.

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I know

Matt:
God

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that.

Matt:
damn.

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I just don't know anything about it.

Matt:
Moving

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But it sounds

Matt:
on.

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hot.

Matt:
It sure does.

Napkin Woes:
hahahaha

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The way Luciano describes it.

Matt:
Um, let's just finish the group of people.

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What?

Matt:
Claire, Claire was a failed city counselor kind of thing, or she ran

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
something like that. Um, and then with Miles's help, I guess she got elected to the city council the next time, and now

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
she is a, a, a governor. Um, I think

Napkin Woes:
running

Matt:
it's

Napkin Woes:
for Senate

Matt:
right

Napkin Woes:
both

Matt:
for set.

Napkin Woes:
she's

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
both yeah

Matt:
Yeah. So the question I have about Claire is at one point in the movie, she's like upset They find it like they all sign off on miles was crazy scheme to, uh, fit this hydrogen chemical, uh, well, sorry. It's, is it solid? I guess like hydrogen atoms made out of sea salt. Is that, is that accurate?

Napkin Woes:
Don't look

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They're

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too

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made

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much into

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of Christos!

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it.

Matt:
Anyway, so and like this thing basically the story goes on that one is the atoms are too small or particles are too small and Hindenburg, don't worry about it, don't look up the math, it's not important. The important part

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Can't

Matt:
is

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you

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she

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say

Matt:
signs

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Heindenburg?

Matt:
off on it.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, she does say

Matt:
That's

Napkin Woes:
it

Matt:
what

Napkin Woes:
a

Matt:
they

Napkin Woes:
couple

Matt:
say.

Napkin Woes:
of times.

Matt:
I'm just quoting from the movie. If you watch it, you know these things.

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Whaaaaat? How dare you sir!

Matt:
You need to watch recaps, longer ones. Moving

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huh

Matt:
on.

Napkin Woes:
I guess rare was your attention span

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Napkin Woes:
in this movie.

Matt:
Oh, got him.

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Matt:
Back to the question.

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Matt:
Claire says the lefty, what did

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grassroots.

Matt:
I quote here?

Napkin Woes:
Grassroot

Matt:
The grass

Napkin Woes:
lefty,

Matt:
fruit

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

Matt:
lefties are going to have a field day with her, but she also hangs out with an aggressive men's right advocate. And like everybody would know because they were all at the court case together from mouse brought. So they are their friends.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
Who, like what? Republican or she a Democrat who votes for her? What's her base? What's her like? What the fuck is going on with her?

spinner:
Well, let's look at the evidence. One,

Matt:
Let's.

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she was adamant on being seen wearing a mask.

Matt:
Okay,

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
yep,

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that makes me

Matt:
that's

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think

Matt:
one.

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she leans towards being a left-wing because not wanting a disease is now liberal.

Matt:
Yeah,

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The

Matt:
you left us commie, bastard.

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fucking copy fuck

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

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but you're right she hangs out with Big Joe Rogan

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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she hangs out with the multi-billionaire

Napkin Woes:
Bertie

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
who's also not much better

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Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
with

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dude.

Napkin Woes:
all

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
the racist shit she says.

Matt:
And then Miles Brown is like a multi-billionaire, like

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Like

Matt:
controlling the

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crypto

Matt:
elite, like

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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bro.

Matt:
one percenter. Crypto, crypto bro.

spinner:
Yeah, I think

Napkin Woes:
Oh, yeah.

spinner:
so. But again, what your affiliates don't make your you know, that's all like. I know it's like not fully behind the scenes, but like nobody fucking cares anymore.

Matt:
Is she like, is she on the side of like the Bernie Sanders AOC Democrats or she more like

Napkin Woes:
No,

Matt:
the Joe Biden like

Napkin Woes:
there

Matt:
center,

Napkin Woes:
is...

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No, she's

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

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more

Matt:
center

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of like

Matt:
ones?

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a centrist liberal, I would say.

Napkin Woes:
she's like left of center, which is pretty much right.

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She's basically

Matt:
Right.

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liberal in name, but can

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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be swayed to anything, if

Matt:
Oh,

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the price

Matt:
she's

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is

Matt:
like

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right.

Matt:
a was it a Joe Manchin

Napkin Woes:
I...

Matt:
or Manchin?

Napkin Woes:
yeah. Oh, she's Kristin Sinema. There you go.

Matt:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Napkin Woes:
There you go.

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Who's that person that

Napkin Woes:
Also...

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just changed parties?

Matt:
Oh

Napkin Woes:
Oh, there

Matt:
yeah

Napkin Woes:
was

Matt:
yeah

Napkin Woes:
one just

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Like

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like

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literally

Napkin Woes:
yesterday

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just,

Napkin Woes:
or

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yeah,

Napkin Woes:
something.

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yesterday?

Matt:
yeah

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
she's that

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She's

Matt:
whoever that person

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that,

Matt:
was

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that lady

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

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who

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

Matt:
real

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ran as a

Matt:
real

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liberal

Matt:
deep cuss

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and switched.

Napkin Woes:
I have a question, I don't think they answered this in the movie, but where is she the governor of?

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You butt.

Napkin Woes:
Like what state?

Matt:
Kansas?

Napkin Woes:
Is

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of

Napkin Woes:
it Kansas?

Matt:
I don't know. You keep-

Napkin Woes:
I

Matt:
you

Napkin Woes:
don't

Matt:
keep

Napkin Woes:
think it

Matt:
talking-

Napkin Woes:
says in the movie.

Matt:
you- you vamp and I'll google.

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Words, words,

Napkin Woes:
Because

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words,

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like,

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words.

Napkin Woes:
I'm thinking like, okay, she's a governor running for Senate and I know that Miles is bankrolling her. So if she was just running for Senate without being a governor, and she's just running because she has the money.

spinner:
Mm-hmm.

Napkin Woes:
But if she got elected as a governor and she's caring about the grassroots lefties, she must have run as a Democrat, right?

Matt:
Um,

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Good

Matt:
she,

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vamping.

Matt:
she is, I have the answer. She is the governor of Connecticut. And I think that she's like rerunning

Napkin Woes:
Oh.

Matt:
for a second campaign.

spinner:
Eww. Hahaha.

Matt:
for re-election.

Napkin Woes:
Okay, Connecticut, like New England, that's weird though. I would say she's a Democrat, but like, she's like, like that woman who switched parties after being elected, yeah.

Matt:
Currently, Ned Lamont is the governor for

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I'll get you started

Matt:
Connecticut.

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on Ned Lamont.

Matt:
But he is from the Democratic Party.

spinner:
Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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but he also... Kills monkeys for sport.

Matt:
Well,

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Didn't hear it

Matt:
he

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from me.

Napkin Woes:
Fuck.

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Didn't hear it

Matt:
apparently,

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from me.

Matt:
apparently the the Houston mayor says he spoke with Connecticut's governor about the butt ugly comment. So, you know, things

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He's,

Matt:
are going well.

spinner:
yeah, what do you think he was talking about?

Matt:
Um,

Napkin Woes:
Claire.

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Monkeys.

Matt:
um,

Napkin Woes:
What

Matt:
monkeys,

Napkin Woes:
the fu-

spinner:
He's obsessed! He's a madman!

Matt:
monkeys, definitely

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Look it

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
monkeys.

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up, Ned Lamont, monkeys.

Napkin Woes:
Do you think she was a city councilor in, I don't know, a city in Connecticut?

Matt:
Hartford.

Napkin Woes:
Let's go with that.

Matt:
Okay.

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Danville.

Matt:
Yes. The answer

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha

Matt:
to your question that I answered for you is yes. Hartford.

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Yes, I do.

Napkin Woes:
All right, thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Matt:
You're welcome. Okay, so next question I have for you. In this movie, Benoit Blanc is quoted as being the world's best detective. Miles Braun says he's the world's best detective. I think Claire says he is at numerous times it

Napkin Woes:
Mm-hmm.

Matt:
comes up. And then when Benoit Blanc is talking to Helen later on about how they're going to break on to the island and pull the stuff off, he's like, you know, I'm a good detective. I'm no Batman.

spinner:
Mm-hmm.

Matt:
So so in Benoit Blanc's mind Batman is number one detective

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

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and

Matt:
Benoit

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everyone's

Napkin Woes:
because

Matt:
Blanc's

Napkin Woes:
he's detective

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mine.

Napkin Woes:
and he breaks pines, right?

Matt:
Right, that's that's

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
part of the front yeah, that's the thing Benoit Blanc isn't going to murder anybody sorry Batman Do you think Batman in this universe is a murderer like he is in our universe

spinner:
Hmm

Matt:
of all the movies we see?

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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Does Zack Snyder exist in

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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this universe?

Matt:
I'm sorry.

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Hehehehehehe

Napkin Woes:
This is, yeah, this is,

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Cause

Napkin Woes:
it's

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I-

Napkin Woes:
Batfleck

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If so...

Napkin Woes:
and he just fucking shoots people with his car.

Matt:
Miles Braun has bankrolled all of Zack Snyder as well as movie dreams.

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Uh, sounds like

Napkin Woes:
That's

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a great

Napkin Woes:
how it tracks

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world

Matt:
They're

Napkin Woes:
out.

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I'm living

Matt:
bros.

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in.

Matt:
Yeah.

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So we finally saw the end of the Justice League trilogy.

Matt:
We did.

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It's worth it.

Matt:
It's, it's actually the only movies there in theaters anymore.

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The only movies exist in that universe.

Matt:
Yeah.

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Oh god

Matt:
We've got too far. Um, so yeah, so like.

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It's it's running running the cities madness everywhere

Matt:
We can't trust them. So, Batman number one, Benoit Blanc number two. I wanna know who in the top five detectives, if you've got those two as one and two, who are three, four and five?

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I got three and

Matt:
World's

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four.

Matt:
best detectives.

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Got three and

Matt:
All

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four right off the bat.

Matt:
right, hit it.

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We wanna go real? We wanna go

Matt:
I

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real?

Matt:
mean, is Batman real?

spinner:
No, I'm saying real, like the real best detectives in the fictional world. Obviously.

Napkin Woes:
Wait,

Matt:
Ah.

Napkin Woes:
that's... what? How do words

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Listen

Napkin Woes:
work?

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you.

Matt:
I'm going to,

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Number three.

Matt:
I'm going to say yes.

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Number three,

Matt:
Okay.

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Sherlock Holmes, obviously.

Matt:
Okay. Yep. Okay.

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Number four,

Matt:
Okay.

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Urquell Perot. Obviously.

Matt:
Okay.

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Number five, I can't think of any more detectives.

Napkin Woes:
hahahaha

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And I pass it

Matt:
Uh,

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on to you.

Matt:
Dick, Dick Tracy, is he a detective?

spinner:
No, he's an absolute madman.

Napkin Woes:
Hmm

Matt:
Well, take care.

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Yeah, that's how stupid

Matt:
What

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we

Matt:
else do

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are.

Matt:
we got? I'm looking up Dick Tracy just to confirm. You might just be a cop.

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with a nihilistic cop from True Detective.

Napkin Woes:
I think he's a PI. No, he's a PI, no?

Matt:
He's a intelligent place detective as quoted by Wikipedia.

Napkin Woes:
A what now?

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Did

Matt:
You,

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I just say he's intelligent? He's not that

Matt:
I

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intelligent.

Matt:
said what I said.

Napkin Woes:
Ha ha!

Matt:
He's tough and intelligent.

Napkin Woes:
Ah, T-I. Who,

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TMI.

Napkin Woes:
I don't know, I don't know.

Matt:
What about, uh, Tom Hanks and Turner and Hooch? Or

spinner:
Wow,

Matt:
was it mostly Hooch?

Napkin Woes:
Oh wow.

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what a huge drop-off

Napkin Woes:
What about,

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from

Matt:
Was it,

Napkin Woes:
what

Matt:
was

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Hercule

Matt:
it just?

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Bro.

Napkin Woes:
about, what about Dan Aykroyd in Dragnet?

Matt:
Well, I was going to ask is Hooch the main detective in that team?

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I mean,

Matt:
Did Hooch do

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he's

Matt:
most of the

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the

Matt:
work?

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brains of the operation.

Matt:
Yeah. I mean, Dan Aykroyd

Napkin Woes:
Mmm.

Matt:
in Dragnet is just playing another character. Like, is it the original Dragnet guy? Like why would Dan Aykroyd do it? What about, um,

Napkin Woes:
That's

Matt:
uh,

Napkin Woes:
the one I know.

Matt:
what about Eddie Murphy in, uh,

Napkin Woes:
Beverly Hills Cop.

Matt:
yeah, Axel Foley.

Napkin Woes:
I mean, he's resourceful, right?

spinner:
Mm,

Matt:
Yeah.

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he just

Napkin Woes:
He's

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quips.

Napkin Woes:
been known to shove bananas

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Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
into

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that is a smart

Napkin Woes:
tailpipes.

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move. That's a smart move. You don't learn that.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, where you're going to go

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But

Napkin Woes:
if you don't know that.

spinner:
that's like level one detective.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
I'm gonna say that guy from the mentalist.

Matt:
The,

Napkin Woes:
Oh

Matt:
the,

Napkin Woes:
no.

Matt:
the mentalist?

Napkin Woes:
Good

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The

Napkin Woes:
gr-

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mentalist

Napkin Woes:
Good

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guy.

Napkin Woes:
griff. Good grief.

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He's

Napkin Woes:
Hahahaha

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smart. He's basically a knockoff of Sherlock Holmes, so.

Matt:
What about Colombo?

spinner:
I was thinking Colombo too. I was thinking Colombo.

Napkin Woes:
How about Sean Spencer from Psych?

Matt:
Okay, never watched it.

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Yeah, never

Matt:
Have

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seen

Matt:
to.

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it.

Napkin Woes:
You should it's so good.

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What is this, a

Napkin Woes:
It's

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psych

Napkin Woes:
so dumb Yeah,

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fan expo?

Matt:
Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
I don't know

spinner:
Get your shilling out of here.

Napkin Woes:
sure

Matt:
you talk about

Napkin Woes:
shut

Matt:
Psych,

Napkin Woes:
up

Matt:
you talk about True Blood, what shit are you watching

spinner:
Who's

Matt:
these days?

spinner:
paying you? Showtime?

Napkin Woes:
Oh,

Matt:
Yeah. Uh huh.

Napkin Woes:
I wasn't why I'm... No,

Matt:
Uh

Napkin Woes:
nobody's

Matt:
huh.

Napkin Woes:
paying me.

Matt:
What

spinner:
No

Matt:
about

spinner:
one's...

Napkin Woes:
Nobody's

Matt:
the Hardy

Napkin Woes:
paying

Matt:
Boys?

Napkin Woes:
me. Ain't

Matt:
What about the Hardy

Napkin Woes:
nobody

Matt:
Boys?

Napkin Woes:
paying

spinner:
Oh, the

Napkin Woes:
me.

spinner:
Hardy

Matt:
Wow.

spinner:
Boys.

Napkin Woes:
Hardy Boys!

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
The Dukes of

spinner:
They're

Napkin Woes:
Hazard.

spinner:
kids.

Napkin Woes:
They're not detectives

spinner:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
at all.

Matt:
Veronica.

Napkin Woes:
Oh,

Matt:
Okay.

Napkin Woes:
the kids from Scooby-Doo. There you go.

Matt:
They're not detectives.

Napkin Woes:
That's the horror. Of course they are. Velma is at least. The other

Matt:
Maybe,

Napkin Woes:
ones are

Matt:
maybe

Napkin Woes:
just,

Matt:
Valmo.

Napkin Woes:
you know,

Matt:
I was gonna

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

Matt:
say what about Veronica Mars?

Napkin Woes:
Never watch it.

spinner:
There's really not that many

Napkin Woes:
But

spinner:
great

Napkin Woes:
Nancy Drew.

spinner:
detectives, eh? I'm sure

Matt:
No.

spinner:
people are screaming at their radio right now because I'm listening to this

Napkin Woes:
Ra-

spinner:
on.

Napkin Woes:
Ra-

spinner:
Ha ha ha ha.

Napkin Woes:
Radio! Hahaha!

spinner:
Saying, you didn't mention

Matt:
Ha ha.

spinner:
friggin' monk or some shit.

Napkin Woes:
Oh monk! Yeah, that's true.

Matt:
We didn't, well we did, so fuck you radio

spinner:
Now

Matt:
listeners,

spinner:
I did!

Matt:
we got em!

spinner:
Exactly!

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

spinner:
Get with the times!

Napkin Woes:
stop screaming at your radio. It's an inanimate object that won't respond to you.

Matt:
What about Jake Peralta?

spinner:
He is a pretty good detective.

Napkin Woes:
He is a good detective,

Matt:
All

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

Matt:
right. There it is five. Right. Fuck

spinner:
Jake

Matt:
you guys.

spinner:
Peralta. Fuck you, I'm a fuck monk.

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha

spinner:
Ha!

Matt:
Yeah, suck it, monk.

spinner:
It always gets to- it always

Napkin Woes:
Roll.

spinner:
gets to attacking monk every episode.

Matt:
every

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

Matt:
episode.

Napkin Woes:
it's every time with this guy.

Matt:
Okay, next question for you guys.

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha

Matt:
Um, in this movie, um, Miles Broad figures out that he used to shoot fake Andy, AKA

spinner:
I'm

Matt:
Helen.

spinner:
sorry. I'm just thinking of... Another detective, MacGyver. Did you guys see the MacGyver movie?

Matt:
Is he an detective? If he just,

Napkin Woes:
He's not a detective.

Matt:
he MacGyves,

Napkin Woes:
He's

Matt:
he

Napkin Woes:
like

Matt:
like

Napkin Woes:
a...

Matt:
creates

Napkin Woes:
He's a

Matt:
things.

Napkin Woes:
tinkerer.

spinner:
Yeah, that's

Matt:
Yeah.

spinner:
true.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
That's

spinner:
Yeah.

Matt:
like saying the A-Team was detectives.

spinner:
They're the best god damn

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

spinner:
detectives

Napkin Woes:
well

spinner:
on the planet.

Napkin Woes:
go up to Mr. T and tell him he's not a detective,

spinner:
I've been

Napkin Woes:
I dare

Matt:
That's

spinner:
fooled

Matt:
fair.

Napkin Woes:
you.

spinner:
who thinks he can get away with this murder. There's semen all over this crime scene.

Matt:
Hahaha Why see me?

Napkin Woes:
I, uh, it's always semen with Spencer.

spinner:
Uhhhh...

Napkin Woes:
Let's be honest.

spinner:
I hate to

Matt:
Back

spinner:
disagree.

Matt:
to my question, Miles Braun shoots fake Andy with a gun, a Duke's gun that he steals after he poisons Duke, which we'll get to at some point, I don't know. He shoots her through a window pane and we find out that she doesn't die because she has one of her sister's very thin notebooks

spinner:
Hmm?

Matt:
in her left breast

Napkin Woes:
Very

Matt:
pocket.

Napkin Woes:
thin, not leather bound at all notebooks.

Matt:
Nothing.

spinner:
And it probably hurt when he shot her and that's why they call it window pain.

Matt:
Uh,

Napkin Woes:
Oh shut up. Where's the vaudeville hook?

Matt:
um, listen, Spencer, listen, I like, I like what you do

spinner:
This

Matt:
here.

spinner:
is peak comedy.

Matt:
Um, but I don't know if that's funny.

spinner:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Matt:
Should we, should, should we ask,

spinner:
Ha ha ha ha. Vincent? Did you like it? Oh

Matt:
should

spinner:
ho ho ho ho

Matt:
we

spinner:
ho ho ho ho ho

Matt:
ask

spinner:
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Matt:
Vincent

spinner:
ho ho ho ho ho ho

Matt:
price?

spinner:
ho ho ho ho ho

Matt:
If

spinner:
ho

Matt:
you

spinner:
ho

Matt:
thought

spinner:
ho ho ho

Matt:
that

spinner:
ho ho

Matt:
was

spinner:
ho

Matt:
funny.

spinner:
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Matt:
it.

spinner:
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Matt:
God

spinner:
ho ho ho ho

Matt:
damn

spinner:
ho ho ho

Matt:
it,

spinner:
ho ho

Matt:
Finnson.

spinner:
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Napkin Woes:
But

spinner:
ho ho ho ho ho ho

Napkin Woes:
I

spinner:
ho

Napkin Woes:
mean,

spinner:
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Napkin Woes:
visit

spinner:
ho ho ho ho ho ho

Napkin Woes:
has

spinner:
ho ho ho

Napkin Woes:
spoken.

spinner:
ho ho ho

Matt:
Moving on from that, a real question. That booklet should not have stopped a bullet, but

Napkin Woes:
No.

Matt:
what I want to know is can we create a booklet that will stop bullets that we can sell to people to stop bullets in real life and or movies so we can get rich and stop having to report this podcast for money because

spinner:
I

Matt:
this

spinner:
love

Matt:
isn't working

spinner:
it.

Matt:
so well.

spinner:
Luciano, you're great with the names. Come up with your

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Oh

spinner:
top

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

spinner:
name, ready? Three, two,

Matt:
Bullet

spinner:
one,

Matt:
booklet.

spinner:
go!

Matt:
Boom, Dan, I'm out.

Napkin Woes:
Not dying notebook.

spinner:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Matt:
Hahaha

Napkin Woes:
A swing and a miss and I let go of

spinner:
I

Napkin Woes:
the bat.

spinner:
love bullet booklet. Matt, you're a genius.

Napkin Woes:
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B

spinner:
What made you think of alliteration, you absolute genius?

Matt:
Apparently that's that's key. That's

spinner:
That's

Matt:
all you

spinner:
peak

Matt:
have to

spinner:
creativity,

Matt:
do with names.

spinner:
as I said earlier!

Matt:
Yep.

Napkin Woes:
Um, yeah.

spinner:
Let's make it.

Napkin Woes:
What, what would it be made of? Like we just wrap like paper

Matt:
No,

Napkin Woes:
and Kevlar.

Matt:
bro,

Napkin Woes:
Is that what we do?

Matt:
it's Kevlar Canvas. Everything is alliteration with this product.

Napkin Woes:
Ah, clear,

spinner:
Everything.

Napkin Woes:
clear, clear, clear, Kevlar canvas.

spinner:
with...

Matt:
If you can't

Napkin Woes:
They're

Matt:
say

Napkin Woes:
like,

Matt:
it, you can't use

spinner:
Yeah.

Matt:
it.

spinner:
Ha.

Napkin Woes:
yeah, you can. No, listen, it's three Ks. What could possibly go wrong? Ha

Matt:
Whoa.

Napkin Woes:
ha ha ha ha.

spinner:
Oh, wow. Uh, guys, I'm just kidding. Yeah. Our company is canceled and

Matt:
Yeah, cool.

spinner:
we are bankrupt.

Matt:
Yeah this podcast has been kicked offline.

spinner:
We've invested

Matt:
Okay great. Yeah, yeah.

spinner:
$0 into

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
this product, but somehow we owe $10 billion.

Matt:
We do,

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

Matt:
we have been sued by everything and everybody. So that's a thing. Back in the world where we don't get sued and make the most racist

spinner:
I

Matt:
products

spinner:
like

Matt:
of

spinner:
it.

Matt:
all time.

spinner:
And we

Napkin Woes:
Aww!

spinner:
just, it's just called canvas. What was it Kevlar

Matt:
Kevlar

spinner:
canvas?

Matt:
Canvas.

spinner:
Kevlar

Napkin Woes:
Kevlar

spinner:
canvas.

Napkin Woes:
canvas.

spinner:
It's not clear,

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Why

spinner:
obviously.

Napkin Woes:
is it a canvas though?

Matt:
Illiteration bro, do we not

spinner:
Yeah,

Matt:
go through this?

spinner:
it's got papyrus paper too.

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
No, yeah, okay. There's this thing about making sense that's also kind

Matt:
No,

Napkin Woes:
of important.

Matt:
no, no, no, no, no.

Napkin Woes:
It's secondary,

Matt:
It's

Napkin Woes:
but still.

Matt:
okay. It is called Bullet Booklets. It is made with a combination of Kevlar canvas and papyrus paper, as

spinner:
love

Matt:
Spencer

spinner:
it.

Matt:
said.

spinner:
Love it.

Napkin Woes:
Thanks for watching!

spinner:
Do you accept all my cash?

Matt:
And the only other thing we're gonna have to do though is I think it has to be I Don't know a meter thick just off a bullet

spinner:
Not a meter.

Matt:
Thanks for

spinner:
But

Matt:
watching!

spinner:
bullproof vests

Napkin Woes:
No,

spinner:
are a meter thick. You're wearing

Napkin Woes:
Cavler

spinner:
it on your

Napkin Woes:
is pretty

spinner:
chest.

Napkin Woes:
good at stuff. No, but here's the thing. Here's where the genius is because Cavler breaks when it gets hit by a bullet.

spinner:
Mm-hmm.

Napkin Woes:
So we offer it as a subscription

spinner:
Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
model.

spinner:
and then we shoot people to make it so they have to buy them again.

Napkin Woes:
Okay,

spinner:
No,

Napkin Woes:
okay, I thought we had left the world

spinner:
no,

Napkin Woes:
where

spinner:
no,

Napkin Woes:
we get

Matt:
No,

Napkin Woes:
sued

Matt:
no,

Napkin Woes:
by everyone.

Matt:
that's fine. Racism not cool.

spinner:
no, no, no,

Matt:
Shooting.

spinner:
no,

Napkin Woes:
Shooting

spinner:
no, no, no, no, no,

Napkin Woes:
people

spinner:
no, no, no, no, no,

Napkin Woes:
pretty...

spinner:
no, no, no, no, no, no,

Matt:
Cuz we're like

Napkin Woes:
I mean,

spinner:
no, no,

Napkin Woes:
ask

spinner:
no, no,

Napkin Woes:
the United States.

spinner:
no, no, no,

Matt:
We're

spinner:
no,

Matt:
not

spinner:
no,

Matt:
killing.

spinner:
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Napkin Woes:
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Matt:
Ayyyy!

spinner:
no, no, no,

Matt:
Everything's

spinner:
no,

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
no, no,

Matt:
fine.

spinner:
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Matt:
Yeah,

spinner:
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Matt:
everyone

spinner:
no, no

Matt:
will survive.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, but then you need to kind of buy a new one so then you can offer a subscription model

spinner:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Every two months you get

spinner:
Every

Napkin Woes:
a new

spinner:
two

Napkin Woes:
one

spinner:
months, because you get shot every two months.

Napkin Woes:
Yes

spinner:
Guaranteed. Hey.

Matt:
you get

Napkin Woes:
Guaranteed

Matt:
shot out a lot,

Napkin Woes:
you I

Matt:
we got a solution for

Napkin Woes:
Didn't

Matt:
you.

Napkin Woes:
we just say that that's part of the model

spinner:
It's part of the model,

Napkin Woes:
We give

spinner:
yeah.

Napkin Woes:
them the booklet if they don't get shot we shoot them

spinner:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
and then they need another one. Yeah, it's fine

spinner:
That's a promise. That's a promise with the purchase.

Matt:
Thanks for watching!

Napkin Woes:
You yeah

spinner:
So we

Napkin Woes:
You

spinner:
call our purchase

Napkin Woes:
would

spinner:
promise.

Napkin Woes:
you will need another one?

Matt:
to purchase

Napkin Woes:
teeth.

Matt:
Promise, we prove, we give you a money back guarantee that this will stop a bullet in the first two months.

spinner:
Within

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

spinner:
the first three months. If this bullet doesn't save your life, you get your money back.

Napkin Woes:
With the bullet saves the life?

spinner:
No,

Napkin Woes:
Hahahaha!

spinner:
because...

Matt:
Wait, I think Spencer's onto something. What if the booklet was just all bullets?

spinner:
And then it shoots off and shoots bolts everywhere?

Napkin Woes:
Oh, so it's like a last Hail Mary. If I'm gonna

spinner:
It's

Napkin Woes:
die, I'm gonna take people with

spinner:
like an

Napkin Woes:
me.

spinner:
auto

Napkin Woes:
Is

Matt:
No,

Napkin Woes:
that

spinner:
defense.

Napkin Woes:
what

Matt:
like

Napkin Woes:
that is?

Matt:
when it's like, uh, two negatives make a positive two bullets hit each other and cancel

Napkin Woes:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Matt:
out and then no one does.

spinner:
Listen, everybody knows bullets are bulletproof. That's just science.

Matt:
That's

Napkin Woes:
I think

Matt:
just science.

Napkin Woes:
we should just call the Nobel committee and just give one to Matt just now.

spinner:
Well,

Matt:
You're welcome.

spinner:
I think we all get one.

Matt:
I'll share with you guys. It was a team effort.

spinner:
Can we cut it in three?

Matt:
Well, we're

Napkin Woes:
Sure.

Matt:
gonna put Spencer and I's name as the lead on it

spinner:
fair.

Matt:
and Luciano's gonna just be like an

Napkin Woes:
Okay.

spinner:
Like,

Matt:
associate.

spinner:
we'll

Matt:
Yeah,

spinner:
mention him in a speech,

Napkin Woes:
Okay.

Matt:
yeah,

Napkin Woes:
That's

Matt:
yeah. Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
okay.

spinner:
but

Napkin Woes:
I'm okay

spinner:
not

Napkin Woes:
with that.

spinner:
written down anywhere.

Matt:
No!

Napkin Woes:
I am very okay with that.

spinner:
You don't want to be part of the mass murdering bullet book list?

Matt:
No, we'll give you credit on the mass murdering part. That's fine.

spinner:
Yeah

Napkin Woes:
I am extremely... no, no, no. I'm okay with

spinner:
Guys,

Napkin Woes:
not being mentioned.

spinner:
this is like,

Napkin Woes:
I'm

spinner:
this

Napkin Woes:
extremely okay.

spinner:
is like.

Napkin Woes:
I'm the most okay with this than I've ever been okay with anything else.

spinner:
Guys, this is like the movie. This is our idea that's gonna make

Matt:
Yeah.

spinner:
us, let's write it on a napkin.

Napkin Woes:
Are we going to write it down in a napkin?

spinner:
Yeah, exactly.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Matt:
We're Miles Braun. We're all Miles Braun in this

spinner:
and

Matt:
area.

spinner:
Luciano

Napkin Woes:
Yes, we are.

spinner:
is the table.

Matt:
That makes sense.

Napkin Woes:
What?

spinner:
Like

Matt:
Yeah,

spinner:
the

Matt:
the

spinner:
table

Matt:
table

spinner:
in

Matt:
of.

spinner:
the bar. Like he was there,

Matt:
Yeah.

spinner:
but he

Napkin Woes:
What?

spinner:
didn't do anything.

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Nobody did anything except for Andy.

spinner:
Fine, you're all the other characters.

Matt:
All listen, you want to listen.

Napkin Woes:
I don't care that too.

spinner:
I'll take it.

Matt:
Here's here's let's see if let's see if our business plan fits into the, the, the napkin, right? The napkin they have on the movie. So

spinner:
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Matt:
on that napkin in the mood, we have a tracking and we have like something risks covered by a finger, can't

Napkin Woes:
Cyber,

Matt:
see it.

Napkin Woes:
cyber

Matt:
Cyber

Napkin Woes:
risks.

Matt:
risks. That's important to watch out for. You don't

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Oh, this

Matt:
want cyber cyber

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this is

Matt:
bullets

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on the real

Matt:
hitting people.

spinner:
napkin in the movie,

Matt:
So then the real napkin.

spinner:
not our

Matt:
Yeah.

spinner:
bullet booklet napkin. Just

Matt:
No,

spinner:
okay.

Matt:
we're making sure that the bullet

Napkin Woes:
No.

Matt:
booklet.

Napkin Woes:
Our napkin just says murder on it.

spinner:
Written

Matt:
Okay. No, no,

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in

Matt:
no, no,

spinner:
blood.

Matt:
no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Napkin Woes:
Murder. Step one, murder. Step two, question mark. Step

Matt:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Napkin Woes:
three,

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Profit.

Napkin Woes:
profit. That's our napkin. Yeah.

Matt:
Please don't arrest us.

spinner:
Ha!

Matt:
It's, it's, this is all, it's all a lark,

spinner:
Hehehehe

Matt:
if you will. Back to our napkin. Crypto management, accessibility.

Napkin Woes:
No, it's accessibility.

Matt:
Accessibility, yeah.

Napkin Woes:
It's, it's misspelled even.

Matt:
That's

Napkin Woes:
Yes.

Matt:
maybe Miles Brown did write this. Scalability,

Napkin Woes:
Yes.

Matt:
we have exponential growth, which goes into worldwide accessibility, which goes into diversification, which goes into crypto scalability. There's a free app, a code aid delivery, machine

Napkin Woes:
Learn.

Matt:
learn. Now

Napkin Woes:
Not machine learning, just machine learn.

Matt:
we also have development, which goes into timestamp, which goes into ICO, which goes into dark web efficiency. You got to have that

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Oh,

Matt:
in

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gotta

Matt:
any business

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have

Matt:
plan.

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that.

Matt:
which goes into

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bullet booklet's

Matt:
a

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gonna need that.

Napkin Woes:
Manpower.

Matt:
Manpower,

Napkin Woes:
It goes into manpower.

Matt:
which also goes into six stick figures and that's pretty much it. Did they miss anything? Is that all the things we need

Napkin Woes:
Pfft.

Matt:
for a

Napkin Woes:
No.

Matt:
successful business?

spinner:
Yeah, we just replace. All those with dollar signs. It's

Napkin Woes:
Well,

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a big circle.

Napkin Woes:
this was no, no, wait, wait, wait. This was 2020, right? So we need to, we need to add at least NFT somewhere there.

Matt:
Yeah. And if AI NFTs together.

Napkin Woes:
Ah, there you go.

Matt:
Yep.

Napkin Woes:
Um, oh yeah. Chat GPT has to be there.

Matt:
Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
Let's

Matt:
yeah.

Napkin Woes:
be honest.

spinner:
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
I like what you're going. I like we're going. Let's keep spitballing here.

Napkin Woes:
And,

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Let's keep keep the ball

Napkin Woes:
and,

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rolling

Napkin Woes:
and, and, uh, what else?

spinner:
It's gotta have like VR. It's gotta have VR.

Matt:
Yeah, it's good. I like that.

Napkin Woes:
Oh, metaverse, metaverse

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It's gotta

Matt:
Yeah.

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be a

Napkin Woes:
needs

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VR

Napkin Woes:
to be

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metaverse.

Napkin Woes:
there

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
too.

spinner:
For the bullet booklet.

Napkin Woes:
VR metaverse, yes,

Matt:
Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
let's go.

Matt:
you need

Napkin Woes:
That's

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the

Napkin Woes:
no center, VR metaverse is the center.

Matt:
You need a VR metaverse so the bullet booklet can exist everywhere at all times.

spinner:
So it only exists in the cyber world?

Napkin Woes:
So

Matt:
But it's

Napkin Woes:
it's

Matt:
always...

Napkin Woes:
like,

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Our

Napkin Woes:
no, no,

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bullet

Napkin Woes:
wait.

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resistant

Napkin Woes:
No,

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book?

Napkin Woes:
the book, no, the bullet booklet is like the access key for the VR metaverse.

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
So you have to buy one in real life so you can,

Matt:
It's an NFT

Napkin Woes:
you know.

Matt:
to our metaverse. Come

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Uh,

Matt:
on,

Napkin Woes:
Oh

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guys,

Matt:
Spencer,

Napkin Woes:
no.

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I just got

Matt:
get

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a call

Matt:
on board.

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and, um, I don't know how, but we have, uh, we have investors, they want,

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha

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they're offering million, $10 million for 15% of our Bullet

Matt:
Was

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Booklet

Matt:
that,

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universe.

Matt:
Spencer, can you check if they're calling from the past?

spinner:
uh, they're calling from the year 2006. I don't, they're

Matt:
Shit.

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very

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

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impressed. But what we're

Matt:
Shit.

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doing.

Matt:
Can you trade them our idea for their ability to call into the future?

Napkin Woes:
Yeah!

spinner:
Uh, that's gonna be a hard pass from, uh, who is

Matt:
Wow.

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this? Elon Musk?

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

Matt:
Wow. Get out

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I

Matt:
of here.

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knew

Matt:
All

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it! Heh.

Matt:
right.

Napkin Woes:
Thanks for watching!

spinner:
Yeah

Matt:
Moving past that, I think we've got a million dollar idea there. Um, we're gonna, we're gonna shift gears just for a second.

Napkin Woes:
It's worth at least a dozen dollars

Matt:
It

Napkin Woes:
for

Matt:
is.

Napkin Woes:
sure.

Matt:
I have a question for you. Our friend Miles Braun, the artistic guru that he is, his main room had many glass and crystal statues. He had many pieces of artwork on the wall. At least one of them was a picture of his head on Brad Pitt's body. There's another one that is a three-paned, I guess it was AI-generated picture of Ronald Pudong.

Napkin Woes:
That for sure it's AI generated.

Matt:
And I wanted to know if you had to pick a fast food, uh,

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icon,

Matt:
avatar,

Napkin Woes:
Ma-

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icon,

Matt:
icon,

Napkin Woes:
Mascot?

Matt:
mascot, whatever

Napkin Woes:
Icon?

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mascot.

Matt:
you want to call it, who would you pick to represent you,

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Naked Colonel

Matt:
the inner,

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Sanders.

Matt:
the inner you? You're going Colonel Sanders?

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I said naked Colonel Sanders.

Napkin Woes:
She said naked,

Matt:
Naked

Napkin Woes:
Kronzenders.

Matt:
Colonel Sanders.

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Covered

Napkin Woes:
It's an important part, yeah.

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in oily chicken. That just came to me.

Matt:
Wait, but how

Napkin Woes:
Co-

Matt:
is he naked

Napkin Woes:
covered

Matt:
if he's covered

Napkin Woes:
in 11

Matt:
in oil?

Napkin Woes:
herbs and spices?

Matt:
Yeah.

spinner:
You can be naked and covered in oil. Oil isn't a clothing, Matt.

Matt:
You said

Napkin Woes:
Thanks for watching!

Matt:
oil isn't chicken isn't oil chicken chicken is chicken oil.

Napkin Woes:
He said...

spinner:
I said covered in chicken oil.

Napkin Woes:
No, he

Matt:
I

Napkin Woes:
said

Matt:
don't

Napkin Woes:
oily

Matt:
think you're

Napkin Woes:
chicken,

Matt:
dead.

Napkin Woes:
that's different.

Matt:
Yeah.

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Listen, bitch

Napkin Woes:
It's

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don't-

Napkin Woes:
oil. I pictured him with a bunch of like

spinner:
No, no.

Napkin Woes:
chicken patties stuck

spinner:
Don't

Napkin Woes:
to him

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ruin my

Napkin Woes:
as if it was

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painting.

Napkin Woes:
like

Matt:
No, no,

Napkin Woes:
his

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It's,

Matt:
this

Napkin Woes:
suit

Matt:
is.

spinner:
no, this is,

Napkin Woes:
is made of chicken.

spinner:
no, it's tasteful. Their drumsticks are tastefully placed to cover certain areas.

Matt:
But

Napkin Woes:
So

Matt:
not

Napkin Woes:
one

Matt:
his

Napkin Woes:
up

Matt:
penis.

Napkin Woes:
his ass

spinner:
No, no, no, every who ever

Napkin Woes:
and...

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a bud has been.

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

spinner:
It's so tasteful. This is

Matt:
Tasteful.

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art.

Matt:
Yeah. I was thinking that the chickens would be live chickens that were oiled down, but that's

spinner:
I think

Matt:
too far.

spinner:
we have to go to one of those AI websites and make this art at some point and release

Matt:
Okay,

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it

Matt:
we could post it on Twitter.

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on

Matt:
I'm

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our

Matt:
sure

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Twitter.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

Matt:
everybody

Napkin Woes:
we can.

Matt:
would love to see it. What else do we have? Uh, Lucy, if you're not the colonel's up, you got to pick someone different.

spinner:
Ah, sucker!

Napkin Woes:
Would I wouldn't have been killed in anyway

spinner:
Well, you don't have taste. It's called art.

Napkin Woes:
Sure, it's called tart I would say anyway,

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Wait, hold

Napkin Woes:
who would

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on,

Napkin Woes:
I

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let's

Napkin Woes:
pick?

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pause. What? You said

Napkin Woes:
I

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you

Napkin Woes:
don't

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called

Napkin Woes:
know. Yeah.

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it

Napkin Woes:
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Dart? Ha ha ha

Matt:
Unpause,

spinner:
ha ha ha

Matt:
moving past

spinner:
ha.

Matt:
it. Who would you pick?

spinner:
Jared.

Matt:
It was Jared.

spinner:
You're picking Jared?

Napkin Woes:
There you

spinner:
OK,

Napkin Woes:
go,

spinner:
he's picking Jared.

Napkin Woes:
Jared.

Matt:
Wow, you're picking a convicted sex offender.

spinner:
I'm almost afraid to

Napkin Woes:
Okay.

spinner:
ask, what's Jared doing in this painting?

Napkin Woes:
Ele está fazendo uma sanduíche de sossagem, se você sabe o que eu quero dizer.

Matt:
with a child?

spinner:
Oh god, let's not-

Napkin Woes:
No!

spinner:
let's not. EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Napkin Woes:
Why do you have to go there?!

Matt:
Because he's a convicted sex offender. You're the one

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

Matt:
who

Napkin Woes:
but I'm trying to move away from this.

Matt:
maybe picked

Napkin Woes:
It

Matt:
someone

Napkin Woes:
was just

Matt:
else.

Napkin Woes:
his dong between two pieces

Matt:
No,

Napkin Woes:
of

spinner:
We're

Napkin Woes:
bread.

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rebranding!

Matt:
no,

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We're rebranding,

Matt:
no.

spinner:
Matt!

Matt:
Move fast.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, yeah, he is just a streaker.

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He

Napkin Woes:
He's

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just

Napkin Woes:
not

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had sex with

Napkin Woes:
a sex

spinner:
sandwiches.

Napkin Woes:
offender.

spinner:
That's all.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, that's it.

Matt:
Um, no, no, he went

Napkin Woes:
Stay

Matt:
to jail

Napkin Woes:
fresh.

Matt:
for... He was

spinner:
No,

Matt:
in jail.

spinner:
this is in his art piece, Matt.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
You want a convicted sex offender on your wall. Fucking

Napkin Woes:
Not on my wall,

Matt:
fucking

Napkin Woes:
on my

Matt:
a sandwich.

Napkin Woes:
old Miles Brons wall.

Matt:
No, this is your wall.

Napkin Woes:
Oh no, my wall.

Matt:
Yeah. What do you think? I don't care about Miles Bronson. Well, he has, he has Ronald McDonald.

spinner:
He's Ronald McDonald,

Matt:
I

spinner:
yeah.

Matt:
want to know about you.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, does it have to be does it have to be a fast food thing? Okay

spinner:
Yes, that's

Matt:
Yes!

spinner:
the question.

Matt:
What game are we playing here?

Napkin Woes:
No, yeah, but i'm trying to get away from it. That's what i'm

Matt:
Is

Napkin Woes:
saying

Matt:
this the first time you've been on this podcast? Like, of course it

Napkin Woes:
Yes,

Matt:
has to, you have to

Napkin Woes:
first

Matt:
answer this

Napkin Woes:
time

Matt:
question.

Napkin Woes:
long time.

spinner:
All right,

Napkin Woes:
Oh wait, no

spinner:
ready? You gotta pick a mascot. Three, two, one, go.

Napkin Woes:
whatever the arab is, my script is.

Matt:
I don't have them.

spinner:
The cowboy hat?

Matt:
Cough

Napkin Woes:
Okay, there you go. Naked with his dong inside of, no, nevermind.

Matt:
What? Apparently Arby's has a mitt.

spinner:
A MIT?

Matt:
Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
Like a glove?

Matt:
like an oven mitt.

Napkin Woes:
Oh, with a dong inside.

spinner:
Just

Napkin Woes:
Wait, no,

spinner:
get

Napkin Woes:
what?

spinner:
your mind out of the gutter for once.

Matt:
Jesus. Yeah, I looked it up. Historically, roast beef for Veyre Arby's has only tentatively dealt in the advertising mascot sphere, most notably and notoriously with a talking, smiling, and wisecracking Oven Mitt. It's name...

Napkin Woes:
Interesting.

Matt:
OVEN MITT.

spinner:
Is that its name?

Napkin Woes:
Interesting.

spinner:
You say

Matt:
Yep.

Napkin Woes:
So

spinner:
its name is

Napkin Woes:
they

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OVENMET?

Matt:
Yep.

Napkin Woes:
did the same with like mascot marketing that they did with food. Just dabbled in it but didn't really go

Matt:
Uh, it was

Napkin Woes:
like

Matt:
extraordinarily

Napkin Woes:
deep into

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Didn't

Napkin Woes:
it.

Matt:
brief

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pull the trigger.

Matt:
as,

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

Matt:
as I was

Napkin Woes:
okay.

Matt:
quoted.

Napkin Woes:
Well, that's boring, then I don't want to have a mitt called mitt in my

spinner:
No,

Napkin Woes:
own...

spinner:
his

Matt:
it

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name's Oven

Matt:
first of

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Mitt.

Matt:
all his name is oven mitt sir

spinner:
Yeah, first

Napkin Woes:
I don't

spinner:
name

Napkin Woes:
give a shit.

spinner:
OVEN, last name MIT.

Napkin Woes:
For this name, Mitt. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah.

spinner:
Okay, you can't

Napkin Woes:
Uh...

spinner:
pick three, he's done. I'm yielding

Matt:
You

Napkin Woes:
Why

Matt:
suck

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his

Napkin Woes:
not?

spinner:
time.

Matt:
at this. You're the

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I'm

Matt:
worst

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yielding

Matt:
at this

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his

Matt:
game.

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time.

Matt:
Obviously, I'm picking the Burger King

spinner:
Yeah.

Matt:
because he is the king. He is a goddamn cultural

spinner:
And what's

Matt:
icon.

spinner:
he doing, Matt?

Matt:
He is wearing only a Speedo and his crown and you know a fur coat

spinner:
want this.

Matt:
and and he is there's a little risque he's eating Taco Bell.

spinner:
Oh my goodness, that's a sin.

Napkin Woes:
Oh shit, I forgot

Matt:
Cough

Napkin Woes:
the chihuahua. See, I should have picked that.

spinner:
Well, you ran out of time.

Matt:
Yeah, you fucked

Napkin Woes:
No,

Matt:
up.

Napkin Woes:
I haven't. So Matt, to answer your question, no, I'm kidding.

spinner:
Me

Matt:
Rerailing.

spinner:
and Matt's art will be created by AI and posted. Luciano,

Matt:
Yeah,

spinner:
you get nothing.

Matt:
you get nothing. We're going to post,

Napkin Woes:
I'm also okay with this.

Matt:
we're going to post

spinner:
No,

Matt:
a picture

spinner:
no,

Matt:
of Luciano

spinner:
there's no

Matt:
as

spinner:
going back

Matt:
of admit,

spinner:
now.

Matt:
moving past it, we're past it now. It's fine.

spinner:
way past.

Matt:
Um, Miles Braun, uh, apparently is the inventor of, he's a eccentric genius. I think it was, I don't know. I'm making those words up. Um, he sends just random. to what was this guy's name? Lionel. And about things that could be businesses, right? Like children, child, NFT or crypto children, something

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
I

Matt:
like

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thought

Matt:
that.

spinner:
it was crypto

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
dogs.

Matt:
No, it was crypto, children

Napkin Woes:
No,

Matt:
crypto.

Napkin Woes:
yeah,

Matt:
Child crypto.

Napkin Woes:
because it's the the app is called crypto kids

Matt:
Yeah, that sounds bad, but anyways, we're gonna move past

Napkin Woes:
Did

Matt:
that.

Napkin Woes:
you watch the movie, Spencer, at

spinner:
Who

Napkin Woes:
all?

spinner:
is this? Hehehehe

Matt:
Yeah

spinner:
I'm a Um,

Matt:
Dalton

spinner:
so what's

Matt:
from

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the,

Matt:
here on

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what's

Matt:
out.

spinner:
the question, Matt?

Matt:
Spencer, did you watch

Napkin Woes:
He never

Matt:
this

Napkin Woes:
finished

Matt:
movie?

Napkin Woes:
it.

spinner:
Who is this? Is that how you're breaking up?

Matt:
A real question is what do we think are some of Miles Braun's other failed inventions? And I feel like you got to work in the tone of like two words that go together. That's

spinner:
I

Matt:
how

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know

Matt:
Miles

spinner:
I was thinking

Matt:
Braun's

spinner:
that too.

Matt:
all of his inventions came in, right? Like crypto chills are in. I don't know. Go with it.

spinner:
digital

Napkin Woes:
Hmm.

spinner:
toothpaste.

Matt:
Oh, yeah, I like that. That's solid.

spinner:
That's

Napkin Woes:
Hmm

spinner:
a good one.

Matt:
Yeah.

spinner:
Bullet Journal. Ha ha ha.

Matt:
Yeah

Napkin Woes:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah He can't have that.

Matt:
Those

Napkin Woes:
He

Matt:
are

Napkin Woes:
can't

Matt:
real.

Napkin Woes:
have that.

Matt:
That's a real thing.

spinner:
Those are real. I already forgot

Matt:
Yes.

spinner:
the name. uh

Napkin Woes:
Uh, wireless bread.

Matt:
Okay, yeah, not one of us better dimensions, but I'm here for it.

Napkin Woes:
I think he would have said that.

Matt:
Yep. Dog trucks.

spinner:
What's a dog- what's a dog truck?

Napkin Woes:
No,

Matt:
But

spinner:
Oh,

Matt:
that's

Napkin Woes:
it's

Matt:
not how

Napkin Woes:
whatever,

Matt:
this works. That's not how this works.

Napkin Woes:
it's

spinner:
I'm so curious.

Napkin Woes:
what it says on the tin. It's what it says on the tin, it's

Matt:
Yep.

Napkin Woes:
pretty obvious.

spinner:
Is it a truck that looks like a dog or is it a dog, a truck driven by dogs?

Napkin Woes:
that looks like a truck. It's a dog that looks like a truck.

Matt:
We don't know.

spinner:
I was picturing like trucks driven by dogs.

Matt:
What if it's just dogs the size of trucks?

spinner:
Well that's just a great idea now, now I take it back.

Matt:
or trucks the size of dogs.

spinner:
I think that exists.

Napkin Woes:
Even better.

spinner:
I think

Matt:
I

spinner:
that

Matt:
don't

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exists.

Matt:
know. You don't know.

spinner:
Okay, ready? I'm

Matt:
Yeah.

spinner:
ready. I'm ready. Here comes it's coming to me. Ready? I'm just rolling around my brain. Ants list. Jackets

Matt:
Alright, all jackass,

Napkin Woes:
You made

Matt:
pastless!

Napkin Woes:
yourself laugh at least. You made yourself laugh at least.

spinner:
Pantsless jackets, I think that's money

Matt:
Glass fingers.

Napkin Woes:
Ah, I was gonna go with Glasspeedos.

spinner:
Buy both of those.

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha! Here's one that he probably did say, metal bikini.

Matt:
That

Napkin Woes:
He

Matt:
just,

Napkin Woes:
probably

Matt:
yeah,

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I

Matt:
doesn't

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feel

Napkin Woes:
did

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like

Matt:
that

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most

Napkin Woes:
actually

Matt:
exist?

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of these

Napkin Woes:
say

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mentions

Napkin Woes:
that.

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have to be tech related to some

Matt:
What

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degree.

Matt:
about, what about hot dog pavement?

spinner:
Are you just saying two random words?

Napkin Woes:
Wait, what? Yeah, yeah, and

Matt:
Isn't

Napkin Woes:
now

Matt:
that

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These

Matt:
how this

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are

Matt:
works?

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inventions.

Napkin Woes:
those are three words.

spinner:
That's me the invention of some kind

Matt:
Okay. Crypto shadows.

spinner:
Well that just sounds like

Napkin Woes:
Nice.

spinner:
a million dollar project.

Napkin Woes:
How about Bird AI?

spinner:
That's also a good one. That is a good AI's money.

Napkin Woes:
Like bird equals AI. That's what he said. That's the way he wrote

Matt:
I like that. I like the equal sign. That's really, that's really strong.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
What about Apple drones?

Napkin Woes:
Well, too close to too close

spinner:
Too

Napkin Woes:
to

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close

Napkin Woes:
reality.

spinner:
to reality, yeah.

Napkin Woes:
I drones, I don't think. Yeah.

Matt:
No, no, no, no, it's not. It's not Apple drones. It's like

spinner:
Thanks for watching!

Matt:
Apple. The fruit drones.

spinner:
VR

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
Tacos.

Matt:
Okay, yeah.

Napkin Woes:
That probably exists.

spinner:
That probably does exist.

Matt:
Uh, okay,

Napkin Woes:
How

Matt:
okay.

Napkin Woes:
about...

Matt:
Anything else?

Napkin Woes:
Uhhh

spinner:
Google for pets. He's thinking about it.

Matt:
Okay, okay, okay.

Napkin Woes:
Okay, I think we're done. My brain is

spinner:
a a

Napkin Woes:
completely drained.

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
It's entirely

spinner:
Luciano,

Napkin Woes:
drained. It's just worse now.

spinner:
but smart.

Matt:
Impossible.

Napkin Woes:
That's three words, idiot.

spinner:
Luciano

Matt:
Luciano!

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dumb.

Matt:
Got him. Ha ha

Napkin Woes:
Uh,

Matt:
ha.

Napkin Woes:
yeah, I'm, I'm the one who's dumb, yes. Ah, God.

Matt:
Didn't see that coming, did ya?

spinner:
I just got him.

Napkin Woes:
No, no, I did not. I did not.

Matt:
All right, moving on. Just a quick question. We don't have to spend a lot of time on

spinner:
we will.

Matt:
it, but why does Jessica Hennigwick's character have a switchblade?

spinner:
I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna go get some water. I'm gonna

Napkin Woes:
Why does... why does she exist? I reiterate.

Matt:
We're not we're

Napkin Woes:
I

Matt:
not

Napkin Woes:
don't

Matt:
we're

Napkin Woes:
know.

Matt:
not we're not re-answering questions. We're answering the question I've given

spinner:
Why

Napkin Woes:
I

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does

Matt:
you

Napkin Woes:
think

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her switch

Napkin Woes:
she's

spinner:
plate exist?

Napkin Woes:
supposed to be like, I don't know, Birdie's bodyguard?

spinner:
She's a red herring. I mean, that's the real answer.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, that's

spinner:
It's a

Napkin Woes:
true.

spinner:
misdirect, but in the film, she has it. Because.

Matt:
Knife

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Birdie

Matt:
though.

spinner:
has very sketchy parties where Yo-Yo Ma attends. And when

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha

spinner:
he's there, anything could happen if you catch my drift.

Matt:
true. Yeah, you gotta sometimes you gotta kind of yoga ma bitch

spinner:
I'm just gonna cut him off

Napkin Woes:
Pfft, no, oh that sounds

spinner:
Heh.

Napkin Woes:
bad! Hehehehe

spinner:
Cuz yo yo ma

Napkin Woes:
Just

spinner:
We'll

Napkin Woes:
stop.

spinner:
fuck you brah.

Napkin Woes:
Just, just,

Matt:
Um,

Napkin Woes:
just,

Matt:
nope.

Napkin Woes:
no. See,

Matt:
No, no,

Napkin Woes:
no!

Matt:
no, no, no,

Napkin Woes:
I

Matt:
no.

Napkin Woes:
told

Matt:
Man,

Napkin Woes:
you to stop

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I

Napkin Woes:
and

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tried

Napkin Woes:
you wouldn't

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good

Napkin Woes:
listen.

spinner:
and-

Napkin Woes:
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Matt:
maybe, maybe Spencer dumb.

Napkin Woes:
Ha!

spinner:
Maybe

Napkin Woes:
I think we

spinner:
better

Napkin Woes:
all dumb.

spinner:
dumb.

Napkin Woes:
Uhhh

Matt:
Um, I have a question about this movie if you want to talk about it for a minute.

spinner:
What movie?

Napkin Woes:
What movie are you talking about again?

Matt:
Exactly

Napkin Woes:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Matt:
glass again. Like what, is there a part of the story that like creates problems for you?

Napkin Woes:
To me, the twin sister thing. I don't like how contrived it is. That she has a sister that keeps a diary of every single day of her life since she was like 16 or whatever. And who has like a, they both have a rich bitch voice and who has a bunch of TED talks that she can look at to. It's a bit too contrived for me.

spinner:
How would you

Napkin Woes:
But this

spinner:
do

Napkin Woes:
is...

spinner:
it differently?

Napkin Woes:
So first of all, going back to Matt's comment, why did they have to be from Alabama? That just seems like a thing that didn't have to exist.

spinner:
What

Napkin Woes:
Is it for

spinner:
Alabama

Napkin Woes:
our benefit

spinner:
didn't have to exist?

Napkin Woes:
so that we know? Sure, that too, but I mean just the fact that she is from Alabama. I don't understand, is it for our benefit so that we know that it's Helen? But they don't show up at the same time. I don't know. So just let them be from whatever but fuck USA. I don't care where

spinner:
Love that place.

Napkin Woes:
They got the best ice cream

spinner:
Ha ha! Oh, that's so...

Napkin Woes:
Don't look

spinner:
Uhhh...

Napkin Woes:
too far

spinner:
Okay...

Napkin Woes:
into it, man.

spinner:
Yeah, thanks

Napkin Woes:
Don't

spinner:
for

Napkin Woes:
jump.

spinner:
that. Please don't. Hey.

Napkin Woes:
Just skip past it.

Matt:
I don't want

Napkin Woes:
Let's

Matt:
this

Napkin Woes:
skip past it. I mean, you have to keep the twin part, right? But they could have just been like similar people. Like she could have just been able to do that her whole life. Like they could. There's a thing that twins do, right? They impersonate each other a lot.

spinner:
Yeah, when I heard

Napkin Woes:
So

spinner:
there was a twin,

Napkin Woes:
I didn't...

spinner:
I was like, my brain was like going with all the possible. Like, oh, she faked her

Napkin Woes:
Right.

spinner:
death and this is really her and like, or she

Napkin Woes:
That's

spinner:
killed

Napkin Woes:
what I thought

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her own

Napkin Woes:
as

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sister

Napkin Woes:
well,

spinner:
to take

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

spinner:
her place. Like I had all these like layers of like mystery going on. And then there was, it really wasn't, that was the twist. I guess was that she just had a twin

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
and she took her place. I definitely thought there was going to be more layers. Like an onion.

Napkin Woes:
Hey, look at that.

spinner:
We're professionals.

Matt:
Thanks, I hated it.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, that's really like my main gripe with the actually the only one really with this movie is that it felt very contrived

Matt:
Okay.

spinner:
Um, yeah, I mean, fair point. I, my, I think my, how did you word it? Leif's favorite scene? Worst scene. Matt, what

Matt:
I didn't ask that.

spinner:
was your question?

Matt:
I said what was the most problematic, like what was the most, what part of the story creates the most problems?

spinner:
Okay,

Napkin Woes:
Are

spinner:
okay,

Napkin Woes:
you?

spinner:
okay.

Napkin Woes:
You didn't watch the movie, you're not listening to

Matt:
There's

Napkin Woes:
this podcast.

Matt:
no

spinner:
What's

Matt:
idea

spinner:
the

Matt:
what's

spinner:
worst

Matt:
happening.

spinner:
part of the movie is very similar, okay? Back off! No, I think my like, I really enjoyed this movie, but I thought the ending was a little messy. And I just like, I thought the where he's just like, like, I thought they're gonna have this like, cool plan to like trick him into

Napkin Woes:
confessing?

spinner:
in a way, you know, like, like outsmart

Napkin Woes:
Hmm

spinner:
him or whatever, but it was just like, nah, we're just gonna blow this place up, which I thought was a little, like, kind of like, that was your plan,

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

spinner:
just blow the place up and then.

Napkin Woes:
I was very sad when he burnt the napkin. I thought they were going to have some other thing to kind

spinner:
Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
of... Yeah.

spinner:
like another way to like, like that's what you want. You want to outsmart the bad guy. And

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
I guess by blowing up the Mona Lisa and blaming it on the, his energy that destroys his company, but he's not going to really go to jail. Per se, right.

Matt:
Uh, no, I think the

Napkin Woes:
Probably

Matt:
implication

Napkin Woes:
not.

Matt:
is that he'll go to jail because they're going to prove that he killed her sister. Right?

spinner:
Oh,

Matt:
They're

spinner:
at the

Matt:
all

spinner:
end,

Matt:
going to

spinner:
yeah,

Matt:
testify.

spinner:
at the end, they're like, Oh, now that you're not going to be rich, we're going to turn on you.

Matt:
Yep.

spinner:
Which is, which

Matt:
Correct.

spinner:
is fine.

Napkin Woes:
What a shitty group of

spinner:
Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
people.

spinner:
they're all bad friends, which is,

Matt:
They are

spinner:
which

Matt:
shitheads

spinner:
is good.

Matt:
after

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
all.

spinner:
But yeah, I don't know. I thought that ending was like a little, uh, I guess messy. Did anybody else

Napkin Woes:
That's

spinner:
think

Napkin Woes:
a

spinner:
that

Napkin Woes:
fair point.

spinner:
they all died when the place first exploded?

Matt:
No.

spinner:
Oh,

Napkin Woes:
No.

spinner:
I thought like, I guess I'm the only one I thought when she blew up the place,

Matt:
Yep.

spinner:
like the whole building exploded and then it cuts the Ben one block is smiling on the thing and I'm like, Oh, we got dark.

Matt:
Oh god.

spinner:
And I was like, and I kind of like respect that ending. I'm like, that's cool.

Napkin Woes:
Now he is Batman.

spinner:
Yeah.

Matt:
right?

spinner:
Where's the clear? I mean, I say, Oh, where's the clear? I do declare.

Matt:
Alright.

Napkin Woes:
Ha ha! Oh

Matt:
Um,

Napkin Woes:
no.

Matt:
yeah, okay. That was a, that's the whole thing. Um, yeah, I

spinner:
That

Matt:
mean,

spinner:
happened.

Napkin Woes:
What about you, Matt?

Matt:
I, I understand that you don't want to end the movie the same way as previous movie. You want to, you want to throw different twists in there. But if the movie is supposed to be a whodunit, the ending of her destroying the place and ruining him through like exposing that stuff, it's just, it feels unsatisfying.

spinner:
Yes.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
Another piece of the puzzle that someone figures out and like they didn't listen. I watched this movie twice He lays this movie out very well Like there's not a like all the things that they show like I don't know if this happened to you guys when I watched It the first time I caught Ever Norton passing

spinner:
I

Matt:
his

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did

Matt:
glass

spinner:
not.

Matt:
to

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

spinner:
I did

Napkin Woes:
I did

Matt:
To

spinner:
not.

Matt:
Duke

Napkin Woes:
as well. I did as

Matt:
and

Napkin Woes:
well.

Matt:
so that tipped me off But then I was like I was so into the movie that was like no like that's too easy That can't be it right and at the end it is and it's

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

Matt:
like but it's

Napkin Woes:
same.

Matt:
fun It's funny how Benoit Blanc figures it out because like this guy's a fucking idiot like he doesn't want to say any words properly was clever, but, and I didn't mind

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
burning the napkin, but just like the destruction thing, it's just like, Oh, I wanted like one more thing.

spinner:
Like, twist.

Matt:
And the, like the twist of, you know, the, the Mona Lisa, like, Oh, now you go down in history as the same level as Mona Lisa. It's just like, it didn't do it for me. Maybe that's what they thought it was, but I just wasn't like, Oh yeah, you burn the Mona Lisa. Like whatever.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, it's not like you it's what you said. It's not satisfying.

spinner:
It's not

Napkin Woes:
I

spinner:
a

Napkin Woes:
agree

spinner:
satisfying, what's the word, like a final piece or...

Napkin Woes:
Check the closure.

spinner:
Yeah, there's a word, it's like a dessert word.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
I can't remember. But it's not a satisfying final, like if you compare it to Knives Out, the ending of that movie has

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
such a fantastic, like you're like thinking

Matt:
Yeah.

spinner:
back and you're like, oh wow, that's so smart. Like everything, it makes you reanalyze the whole movie almost and like, it's a perfect twist ending.

Napkin Woes:
Well, just the whole twist, exactly the whole twist of it, you go like, holy crap.

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
And the twist here was fine. Like having it, you know, finding out that Benoit Bloch was there on the sisters' behalf. That's all fine, but it was just the...

spinner:
But that twist happened at

Matt:
Once you burn the napkin...

spinner:
like a third into the movie

Matt:
Halfway through

spinner:
or a

Matt:
the

spinner:
halfway

Matt:
movie?

spinner:
into the movie.

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
I'm half way to the movie,

Matt:
Yeah.

spinner:
If they save that for the

Napkin Woes:
yeah. Cause

spinner:
end,

Napkin Woes:
it literally.

spinner:
it might have been a more interesting ending. We're like, oh, wow, he was like

Matt:
Yep.

spinner:
in with her the whole time.

Napkin Woes:
I think it would have been better if it wasn't so obvious. It was obvious to me to the point where I was the same like you Matt, I was like, that's too obvious for you to be Miles, it can't be,

spinner:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
right? I thought it was gonna be something else and that was the red herring, but

spinner:
Yeah, I didn't even consider miles because

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

spinner:
I thought it was too

Napkin Woes:
I...

spinner:
straight forward.

Napkin Woes:
I caught the switch when I was watching,

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
and I also half caught him picking the gun when he bumps and goes and hugs Duke.

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
And the advantage of it not being on the theater, I just rewound and went frame by frame, I was like, oh, there it is,

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
right? But still, I thought it was a red herring. I was like, there's no way, this is too obvious. So I think that's why it wasn't satisfying. Because we were expecting a big twist as to who it was. that big of a test and then he just blows up everything is kind of me.

Matt:
I think it's fine because I think it's good that you show in the movie what happens so people can

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

Matt:
figure it out.

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

Matt:
It's just, so that's fine. It being Miles is fine, but it's unsatisfying when Miles takes away the twist finale, the finish, and the only thing left to do is to short the place. It's a fine ending, but it just left me being like, oh man, I wish there was one more little piece. Right?

Napkin Woes:
Like the last, the very last twist

Matt:
Just

Napkin Woes:
or the

Matt:
a

Napkin Woes:
very

Matt:
little

Napkin Woes:
last

Matt:
piece

Napkin Woes:
like

Matt:
at the

spinner:
El

Matt:
end where

spinner:
Panache.

Matt:
like...

Napkin Woes:
clue or yeah.

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
Yeah, like you want like a Kaiser Soze moment where you're like, Oh my God, that was that they were doing that all along. Like it turns out one of the people were actually

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

spinner:
helping or, or we're actually

Matt:
Yeah,

spinner:
pulling

Matt:
like

spinner:
the strings

Matt:
you...

spinner:
for miles because he's so dumb. Yeah. Some extra layer.

Matt:
It's like Peg, you find a Peg is like the mastermind or something, right?

Napkin Woes:
Or Darryl.

Matt:
Or Daryl,

Napkin Woes:
Darryl

Matt:
yeah.

Napkin Woes:
is the mastermind.

spinner:
Well that'd be terrible.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah. Heheheheheheh

Matt:
Yeah, worst movie ever. But yeah, it's interesting. Um, you know, in the movie they. They talk about... Benoit Blanc, he plays Among Us with the murder she wrote woman and

spinner:
Angela Lansbury.

Matt:
criminal daughter, Bar. Yeah, Angela

Napkin Woes:
Angel

Matt:
Lansbury

Napkin Woes:
Lansbury,

Matt:
and Natasha

Napkin Woes:
Steve Sodenheim,

Matt:
and Steve Zia. Yeah, I

Napkin Woes:
and Natasha Lyonne,

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and Kareem

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

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Abdul-Jabbar.

Matt:
already said

Napkin Woes:
And

Matt:
that.

Napkin Woes:
Karina Bidujabar, true,

Matt:
I said

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I watched

Matt:
that

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the movie.

Matt:
while

Napkin Woes:
yeah.

Matt:
you guys were thinking of names that didn't say, did you though? And so they play Among Us and Benoit Blanc is like awful at it. just playing you know like whiplash or something else and later on the movie he's like I hate Clue it's it's so easy and stupid I can't stand stupid games I want

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
to know what other games like either tell me which board game Ben Woblok does love playing or give me other examples of games he absolutely hates playing like he obviously hates playing Monopoly as everybody does

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Matt:
but what else what

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else do you

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sane

Matt:
think he

Napkin Woes:
Ha

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man

Napkin Woes:
ha

Matt:
hates

Napkin Woes:
ha!

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does

Napkin Woes:
Wow, just fucking blasted with a shotgun.

Matt:
Do you like playing Monopoly? Only time to play Monopoly is

Napkin Woes:
No,

Matt:
when it's at

Napkin Woes:
not

Matt:
McDonald's.

Napkin Woes:
at all.

Matt:
That's the only time we play

Napkin Woes:
Not,

Matt:
Monopoly.

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not

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chance of

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at

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winning

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all.

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real money.

Matt:
That's right.

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha.

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What is some board game? I'm

Napkin Woes:
Uh, what

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not

Napkin Woes:
other

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a board

Napkin Woes:
game?

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game expert. I feel like he would like that game where you mix words to make filthy things?

Napkin Woes:
Cards Against Humanity.

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Yeah...

Matt:
You think Benoit Blanc has fun or

Napkin Woes:
I don't I don't think

Matt:
jokes?

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He'd

Napkin Woes:
I

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be

Napkin Woes:
don't

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like,

Napkin Woes:
think he likes it

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ah, your mother was late for the meeting because of her butthole. Ah, that's funny.

Napkin Woes:
I don't think so.

Matt:
Have you played

Napkin Woes:
I think every

Matt:
CarcinegatesHumanity?

Napkin Woes:
time

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I don't

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someone

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know what that

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says

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is.

Napkin Woes:
like a... Every time someone says a swear word he goes, what?

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Napkin Woes:
You should not.

Matt:
Hey, he swore.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

Matt:
He

Napkin Woes:
exactly.

Matt:
swore in this movie.

Napkin Woes:
That's true.

Matt:
Do you think you play as Risk?

Napkin Woes:
I think I was gonna say I think he hates risks as well

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What's the smartest board game?

Matt:
True, I'll pursue.

Napkin Woes:
Settlers of Catan.

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He probably likes Trivial Pursuit.

Napkin Woes:
Oh, Arkham Horror.

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Arkham Horror? I

Napkin Woes:
He probably

Matt:
Sure.

Napkin Woes:
likes that.

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don't know what that

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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is either.

Matt:
What about?

Napkin Woes:
Or like Gloomhaven. He likes the ones where you get deep into it.

Matt:
What about

Napkin Woes:
Like

Matt:
Donald

Napkin Woes:
Gloomhaven.

Matt:
Trump the game?

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Well.

Napkin Woes:
Oh god, is that a thing?

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That's the greatest

Matt:
Yep.

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game ever made.

Napkin Woes:
No. Jesus

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The goal

Napkin Woes:
Christ.

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is to go bankrupt as quick as possible. No, nothing.

Matt:
You're

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Okay.

Matt:
welcome.

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Trump burned. Left it out there.

Napkin Woes:
No.

Matt:
Got em.

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Finally took them down.

Napkin Woes:
Got him!

Matt:
I'm looking at the list

Napkin Woes:
Like, what? Okay,

Matt:
of the worst board games.

Napkin Woes:
go ahead.

Matt:
Wikipedia has shared us this list. Number one is Tic Tac Toe, which I don't even know if you can consider a board game, but here we are. Snakes and ladders.

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Next slide is just dice.

Napkin Woes:
I never played

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That's

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that

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stupid.

Napkin Woes:
ever actually

Matt:
Uh, bingo.

Napkin Woes:
never played snakes and lasers bingo is not a board game what the fuck

Matt:
War.

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That's a card game.

Napkin Woes:
Okay, what?

Matt:
Yeah, Candyland.

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It's a candy.

Matt:
sup something called LCR, which I do not know what it is

Napkin Woes:
LCR.

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L-LCR.

Matt:
LCR, that's just a lift. Yeah, the game of life.

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I hate that game. Oh,

Napkin Woes:
Oh, that one's boring. That

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you're

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one's

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talking

Napkin Woes:
so

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about the

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boring.

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board game.

Matt:
uh

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Ha ha

Matt:
trouble

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ha

Matt:
yeah

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ha.

Matt:
oh got him

Napkin Woes:
Ouch.

Matt:
trouble.

Napkin Woes:
Got dark.

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I hate getting

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trouble.

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into trouble.

Matt:
uh operation

Napkin Woes:
Hmm

Matt:
and

Napkin Woes:
is

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that

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grand, my grandfather

Matt:
what?

Napkin Woes:
that's

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played

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not

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that

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really

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game

Napkin Woes:
well

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and lost.

Napkin Woes:
okay

Matt:
Wow.

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I'm gonna keep making bad jokes

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I

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for

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got

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every

Napkin Woes:
really

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single

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dark now,

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one.

Napkin Woes:
holy shit.

Matt:
I don't... Um, and Monopoly.

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monopoly.

Matt:
better.

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Tell that to

Napkin Woes:
Oh,

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Disney.

Napkin Woes:
I think another game that he would hate is the Sherlock Holmes game. Like the one where

Matt:
Oh, yeah.

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you

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hate

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have

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that

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like

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game.

Napkin Woes:
Scotland

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I hate

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Yard

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that game.

Napkin Woes:
and those...

Matt:
We played,

Napkin Woes:
Really? I actually like

Matt:
no

Napkin Woes:
that game.

Matt:
Spencer and I played one.

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Oh, that did not go well.

Matt:
In Spencer's defense, I was super duper high and not

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Yeah,

Matt:
helpful at

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yeah,

Matt:
all.

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that was a bad,

Napkin Woes:
Okay.

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a bad time.

Matt:
But it is real hard to play. It is not a fun game.

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Maybe he would like it, because of how

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

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hard it was.

Matt:
You know, he would probably like it, yeah. Maybe he would like it. All right.

Napkin Woes:
I don't find it hard at all. Maybe

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Maybe

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it's

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you

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hard

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played

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when

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you're

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different

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high,

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game.

Napkin Woes:
but...

Matt:
Yeah, like this is

Napkin Woes:
Maybe.

Matt:
like the game we played was like, you read everything out of a booklet and like you have to go to different places and you get clues based

Napkin Woes:
Yeah?

Matt:
on the building you went to.

Napkin Woes:
And then you have to run back when you know the answer, back to Scotland Yard and say who did it with what and why, right?

Matt:
We don't have to run back to Scotland Yard. It's just like, you just look in the book and then you have to see if you got it and see if you got it in more turns than Sherlock Holmes did.

Napkin Woes:
Oh, so maybe it is a different

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one,

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me,

Napkin Woes:
okay.

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this game was

Matt:
Yeah, don't play it.

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for Stephen Hawking only.

Matt:
Don't play it.

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Or maybe

Napkin Woes:
Oh

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Spencer

Napkin Woes:
wow.

Matt:
Don't

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Dum.

Matt:
don't play it.

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

Matt:
Spencer dumb, Spencer dumb, Matt

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More

Matt:
High.

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evidence.

Matt:
Not a great combination.

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Yeah.

Matt:
Anyways, don't play that game. I think we're done.

Napkin Woes:
Do we think that Benoit Blanc hates any other video games like he hated Among Us?

Matt:
I think he just, he just like plays Doom.

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Matt:
He's just a big Doom guy fan. He's just kind of de-stressed.

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I fuck with doom.

Napkin Woes:
Maybe, maybe.

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I do.

Matt:
Hahaha

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I- I do, I do.

Napkin Woes:
Rippin'

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Alright, what?

Napkin Woes:
tear!

Matt:
Yep.

Napkin Woes:
Rippin'

Matt:
Ha ha

Napkin Woes:
tear!

Matt:
ha. I can see that.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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Was that our final question?

Matt:
Uh, I think so. Let's see here. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Oh no, I have one more question for you. This is a good one. Um, in the movie, many of these characters are composites of real life characters. Right? So Duke is like a cross between Joe Rogan, maybe a touch of Alex Jones.

Napkin Woes:
What?

Matt:
Shocker,

Napkin Woes:
What?

Matt:
right?

Napkin Woes:
I did not notice

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What

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that

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the

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at all.

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satire?

Matt:
Um, well, it's really, it's really just him and, and then Miles Braun, I think. I don't know the other, uh, corollaries between anybody else if I'm honest. Miles Braun doesn't come positive, mostly of Elon Musk, maybe a touch of, um, Steve Jobs.

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Bezos?

Matt:
Who's

Napkin Woes:
Zák!

Matt:
he? Zuck. I don't see a lot of Bezos in

Napkin Woes:
No,

Matt:
him.

Napkin Woes:
Mark Zuckerberg. I don't think

Matt:
He's

Napkin Woes:
there's

Matt:
more

Napkin Woes:
bezels

Matt:
Zucky.

Napkin Woes:
there

Matt:
So like in this scenario, if Elon Musk would have an, I wanna know two things. One, who is like Elon Musk's inner circle?

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Ha ha ha.

Matt:
So if, you know, Miles Braun has Duke, Elon Musk has

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show Brogan.

Matt:
Joe Rogan?

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He does, yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Joe Rogan. Of course.

Matt:
So then who else fills

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
out that, the like is, um, who's like the Senator? Who

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Vladimir

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is

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Putin.

Matt:
the

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Matt:
failed model?

Napkin Woes:
Oh my god!

Matt:
Wow.

Napkin Woes:
Hmm, who's the Senator?

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I already said it.

Napkin Woes:
I mean, just pick a Republican one,

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um

Napkin Woes:
whichever

Matt:
Mitch

Napkin Woes:
is fine.

Matt:
McConnell.

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Oh boy, he'll be fun at parties.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

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Yeah, who murdered that person? I'm a turtle.

Napkin Woes:
a dying turtle

Matt:
Okay.

Napkin Woes:
has been dying for 35 years. Yeah.

Matt:
Thanks for watching!

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

spinner:
Okay,

Napkin Woes:
I like Mitch

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now.

Napkin Woes:
McConnell for

Matt:
I-

Napkin Woes:
that. Yeah. Oh, wait, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. He has to be a Democrat that's not really a Democrat. So

Matt:
Oh.

Napkin Woes:
I'm gonna have to go with Kristin Sinema again.

Matt:
Okay, that's fair.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
Um, for a failed model, I'm willing to open up this category to like, wash up actor. Uh, Kevin Sorbo comes to mind.

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hahahaha

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, I was going to say jerkulis.

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Was

Matt:
Yeah.

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he ever not washed

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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up?

Matt:
uh like he was

Napkin Woes:
He started

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You need like,

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watchtower.

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you need like somewhere to fall from.

Matt:
In the heyday he was Hercules and he was in Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda. The guy was making bank.

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He was making dollars! Hundreds of dollars!

Matt:
Bitches all over the place.

Napkin Woes:
dozens upon dozens

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Everybody

Napkin Woes:
of dollars.

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wanted that

Matt:
Yeah.

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Sorbo. Piece of that Sorbo. Yeah,

Matt:
I'm gonna go.

spinner:
I like Kevin Sorbo. That's a good call.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

Matt:
We need

Napkin Woes:
I

Matt:
a...

Napkin Woes:
was trying to think if that was someone else who got like fucked by saying just the dumbest things

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Oh, there's so-

Matt:
Oh,

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there's

Matt:
who hasn't?

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so many.

Napkin Woes:
Like she did Kanye?

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Oh my gosh.

Matt:
Yeah,

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That's

Matt:
that's a

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a

Matt:
good

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good

Matt:
one.

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one, too.

Matt:
That's a great one.

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha

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Kanye and Mitch McConnell. What a crew.

Matt:
Ashley, Kanye and Elon Musk make way more sense.

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Yeah, that's true.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, it does.

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This is turning into a real right-wing crazy fest.

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, this is becoming

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Ehh...

Napkin Woes:
sad.

Matt:
uh okay

Napkin Woes:
Who

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Donald

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are we

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Trump

Napkin Woes:
missing?

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Jr.

Napkin Woes:
Oh my God.

Matt:
Well, so we need, we need,

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Thanks for watching!

Matt:
um, Lionel was a science geek. So we need someone who like maybe it doesn't have to be science. He'd be like an ideas person

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Neil

Matt:
or

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deGrasse Tyson.

Matt:
like, uh, yeah, he, he,

Napkin Woes:
Oh

Matt:
he

Napkin Woes:
god.

Matt:
did, he did have his own problems.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

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He'd

Napkin Woes:
he did.

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be there. The price is

Matt:
Okay,

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right.

Matt:
is that it then? That's everybody, right? And then we need the Andy. Who did Elon Musk fuck over? What about that?

Napkin Woes:
Oh,

Matt:
The

Napkin Woes:
the

Matt:
guy?

Napkin Woes:
founders of Tesla.

Matt:
Well, I was going to say the guy he tried to fire that turns out that he couldn't fire him. It would cost him millions

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Oh

Matt:
of dollars

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yeah,

Matt:
and

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who was like handicapped?

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
then he was handing trash

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And

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
on the

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Matt:
internet

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was like Person

Matt:
and then

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of the Year in Sweden or something?

Napkin Woes:
And

Matt:
yeah.

Napkin Woes:
yeah, and now he like everything the guy posts Elon Musk answers like, oh yeah,

Matt:
Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
that's

Matt:
he's so

Napkin Woes:
a

Matt:
nice

Napkin Woes:
very

Matt:
to

Napkin Woes:
well

Matt:
him

Napkin Woes:
thought

Matt:
and

Napkin Woes:
out point.

Matt:
the other guy never responds

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
to him ever again. That's it.

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Alright,

Napkin Woes:
Yeah,

spinner:
fair. Very topical.

Napkin Woes:
perfect,

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Remake

Napkin Woes:
perfect.

Matt:
Okay.

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this movie.

Matt:
And then what, what detective are we sending? We need a, we need a real detective, realish

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Name a

Matt:
detective.

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real detect- yeah, like I don't know

Napkin Woes:
A real

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real

Napkin Woes:
life

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detectives.

Napkin Woes:
detective?

Matt:
Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
What the fuck?

Matt:
realist. Resetting Batman?

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We do have who

Napkin Woes:
Yeah, of

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is

Napkin Woes:
course.

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the guy who took down Al Capone back in the 30s?

Matt:
Oh,

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Elliott

Matt:
Elliot

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Ness.

Matt:
Ness?

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Yeah, we'll

Napkin Woes:
Elliot

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put Elliott

Napkin Woes:
Ness?

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Ness in there back from the grave

Matt:
The corpse of Elliot Ness.

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It's perfect you probably even has a hilarious accent I'm dead

Matt:
Yeah, I like this.

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Kill me

Napkin Woes:
That's all he

Matt:
What

Napkin Woes:
says. Yeah.

Matt:
what the fuck

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He's barely hanging around

Matt:
oh

Napkin Woes:
I was brought back by dark magic.

spinner:
Let

Napkin Woes:
Murder

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me die!

Napkin Woes:
me.

Matt:
Can we?

spinner:
Solve the murder! And you can go!

Matt:
We also,

Napkin Woes:
Oh wait, who's whiskey?

Matt:
yeah, we need whiskey.

Napkin Woes:
Who's whiskey?

Matt:
Um, Jordan Peterson.

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Napkin Woes:
Oh no, Jordan Peterson can be the Lionel.

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There.

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no, no,

Matt:
Oh

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no,

Matt:
yeah,

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he's

Matt:
that's

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Matt:
her.

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as whiskey. Don't

Matt:
He's better

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ruin

Matt:
as a mosquito,

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this, I

Matt:
yeah.

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need this.

Napkin Woes:
You think so is like so is like Joe Rogan pimping Jordan Peterson

spinner:
Yeah,

Matt:
Yes,

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100%.

Matt:
exactly.

Napkin Woes:
to Elon Musk.

Matt:
100%.

Napkin Woes:
Okay, I can see that.

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I don't wanna go, Joe!

Napkin Woes:
All

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Ha ha

Napkin Woes:
right,

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ha

Napkin Woes:
I think

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ha!

Napkin Woes:
we've done the lards' job, the lards' work here.

Matt:
Well, we need this. We need this, Jordan. Just do it one more time for me.

spinner:
I don't want to, Joe!

Napkin Woes:
Okay, no, no, it goes like he because he sounds like Kermit the frog

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
right Jordan Peterson,

Matt:
Yeah, it is.

Napkin Woes:
okay

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The role of a man is very arguable in today's society, if that means having sex with Elon Musk, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

Matt:
Yeah

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uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

Napkin Woes:
Oh

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uh,

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yeah,

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uh, uh, uh,

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he

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uh,

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can't

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uh,

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say

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uh, uh, uh,

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it

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uh,

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simply,

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uh, uh, uh,

Napkin Woes:
you're right.

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uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

Napkin Woes:
What

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uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

Napkin Woes:
do you mean go? What do you mean go? What do you mean

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Hey, tell it to

Napkin Woes:
him?

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Alianez's

Napkin Woes:
And what do you

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corpse,

Napkin Woes:
mean Elon?

Matt:
Hahaha

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Jordan. Kill me.

Matt:
Um, I need to do, we need to do two more things.

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Oh god.

Matt:
Uh, whose alcoholic drink

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Mmm.

Matt:
is there?

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Hold on.

Napkin Woes:
Oh. Hmm.

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It's gotta be,

Matt:
Is that, is that Kevin Sorbos?

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it's definitely some like, maybe Will Smith. Will Smith's Smashin' Green Tea.

Matt:
Hehehe

Napkin Woes:
Well, Ryan Reynolds has

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No,

Napkin Woes:
aviation

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but it's gotta be like

Napkin Woes:
gin.

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a kind of like weird celebrity like George

Matt:
Weird.

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Leto.

Napkin Woes:
Like a weird... okay.

Matt:
Yeah,

Napkin Woes:
So how

Matt:
and

Napkin Woes:
about

Matt:
a weird alcoholic drink.

Napkin Woes:
Frankie Muniz's...

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Frankie

Matt:
Okay.

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Munoz. What did

Napkin Woes:
Ice tea.

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Frankie

Napkin Woes:
There. Frankie

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Munoz

Napkin Woes:
Muniz's

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ever

Napkin Woes:
ice...

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do to you?

Napkin Woes:
What did Jeremy Renner ever do to those people?

Matt:
Freaking Vito is just taking strains out here.

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

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I haven't been

Matt:
So

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anything

Matt:
it's Frankie

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in 15

Matt:
Muniz.

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years! What the fuck?

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha

Matt:
Frankie Muniz is Long Island

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Yeah,

Matt:
Ice Tea.

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okay.

Napkin Woes:
Long Island

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I drink

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iced tea,

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the shit

Napkin Woes:
yes.

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out of

Matt:
Great.

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that.

Napkin Woes:
So that's in place of the Jared Leto kombucha.

Matt:
And then we need

Napkin Woes:
We still need the hot sauce.

Matt:
Jeremy Renner's hot sauce.

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Kid Rocks Hot Sauce.

Napkin Woes:
Good luck,

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Kid

Napkin Woes:
Sri Racha.

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Rocks Straight Man's Hot Sauce.

Matt:
Ha ha.

Napkin Woes:
Um. How about...

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Edward James almost Smashing

Napkin Woes:
Mmm. Oh good. Edward James almost is

Matt:
Chutney?

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ain't

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at

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is destroying chutney

Napkin Woes:
Chutney. Chimichang Chimichurri.

Matt:
Chimichurri, yeah. Evergreen's almost just chimichurri.

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God damn it, why do I wanna buy this sauce so badly?

Napkin Woes:
Uhhh

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And it's just him in the commercial. You'll

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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like it. Is that Elliot Ness's corpse?

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

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Kill me.

Matt:
Elliot Ness likes

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
it.

Napkin Woes:
Ha ha ha!

Matt:
Alright,

Napkin Woes:
Oh my

Matt:
I

Napkin Woes:
god.

Matt:
think we're done here.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah.

Matt:
We watched Glass

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I did!

Matt:
Again.

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Yeah.

Matt:
I don't know if you caught that from this podcast.

Napkin Woes:
Yeah. Oh, that's what we're talking about.

Matt:
Um, yeah, that's all the time we have to talk about not glass onion. Uh, if

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!

Matt:
you would like to mention things about the movie and talk about, you can hit us on the Twitter, you can see our AI generated art, not Lucy House, cause he doesn't know how to play this game. Um, the Twitter account is, uh, your wrong cast at your wrong cast. We have an email address. It is, uh, your wrong cast at gmail.com. And we even have a website, www.yourwrongcast.ca.

Napkin Woes:
You

Matt:
Yeah.

Napkin Woes:
know, that's how Miles Braun would see

Matt:
Exactly.

Napkin Woes:
a website.

Matt:
He's a genius philanthropist.

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Multi-billionaire.

Napkin Woes:
No, no, wait, what?

Matt:
What?

Napkin Woes:
Yeah. Ha ha ha ha.

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called

Matt:
What?

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Satire.

Matt:
Ah, I'm Matt.

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on the corpse, villainess. Kill me, please, why won't you let me die?

Napkin Woes:
Hahaha!