102. You're Right, It Was a Mistake To Make "Ghost in the Shell (2017)"
Matt:
Thanks for watching! Hello and welcome back to your wrong. Our Chris has lost it already. Yeah. It's great
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
crotch shot. Big
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
fan. Really loving it.
Ghost in this Hell:
You want to, you want to slide this over again?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
This is...
Matt:
I'm just going to, we'll go with it. I'll just cleave it up at the beginning.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Just start again, you don't have to have my crotch
Matt:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
Because
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shot in there.
Matt:
I know.
Ghost in this Hell:
you killed Chris Spencer, look what
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I know.
Ghost in this Hell:
you did.
Matt:
I'm letting Chris come back before I try again. Chris. Again. Okay. Hello and welcome back to You're Wrong. This week we have a very special movie for you. Don't worry, it's not good. It's Ghost in the Shell,
Ghost in this Hell:
I'm
Matt:
but
Ghost in this Hell:
out.
Matt:
for it to be bad, it has to be
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.
Matt:
the 2017 live adaption with Scarlett Johansson
Ghost in this Hell:
Adaption
Matt:
and adaption,
Ghost in this Hell:
it's so
Matt:
adoption?
Ghost in this Hell:
bad. It fucked up the word nice
Matt:
Who
Poop.... in a sock:
Hahaha!
Matt:
knows, man.
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It's not fair to call it an adaptation.
Matt:
No.
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It's not close
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
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enough.
Ghost in this Hell:
it doesn't deserve
Matt:
It's... it's...
Ghost in this Hell:
the whole word.
Matt:
no, it's not worth my time to use English correctly for it.
Poop.... in a sock:
You
Ghost in this Hell:
That
Matt:
Much
Ghost in this Hell:
is fair.
Matt:
like some other people in the movie, B. Takeshi. Anyways,
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Matt:
with me as always is, uh, who's quoting himself as ghost in this hell, Luciano.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yes, this is the hell and I am in it. Hello.
Matt:
Yes, we're all here. We also have Chris from Parts Unknown or
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Matt:
as he wants to be known today, poop, dot, dot, dot, dot, in a sock.
Poop.... in a sock:
which is what I was slapped with when I went into this movie.
Matt:
All right. And then first time, long time, special, extra special guest, Spencer.
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Hey, good to be here, boys.
Matt:
BOOP
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Good to see you all again.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm, mm.
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Love the energy. Did not love the movie,
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm. Mm.
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but love the vibes
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
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of this podcast, not the movie.
Matt:
Speaking of Vibes, Spencer, why don't you kill Vibes by giving us your movie review?
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
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That's my specialty. Well, this movie
Poop.... in a sock:
No.
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was not very good. Now again, on a scale from garbage to great, this was, or our own scale that we have for
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
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our show,
Ghost in this Hell:
maybe let's use that one,
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maybe
Ghost in this Hell:
the
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use that
Ghost in this Hell:
new
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one,
Ghost in this Hell:
one.
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I guess.
Poop.... in a sock:
Don't confuse the good
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I
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people.
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wouldn't say this is as bad as, oh, I don't know, a movie like Jurassic World Dominion. It's not that bad, but it is not very good. movie is common. I enjoyed it. I actually did enjoy some of it. Like I wasn't horribly hating it and there's some good stuff to it. I liked, surprisingly I feel like the cinematographer of this movie was really good. Like a lot of the actual cinematography was really good. Acting, writing, I don't know a lot of Yeah, I wasn't, uh, didn't love it, so I will give it a comment.
Poop.... in a sock:
Hehehehe
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That is all.
Matt:
Your review was as meandering as that movie was. So
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
good, good energy.
Ghost in this Hell:
And had about
Matt:
Great
Ghost in this Hell:
as
Matt:
job.
Ghost in this Hell:
many, as much vibes as
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I was
Ghost in this Hell:
the movie
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told to
Ghost in this Hell:
did.
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kill the
Ghost in this Hell:
So,
Matt:
Yeah.
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vibes and I delivered.
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah, you did
Poop.... in a sock:
Ha ha
Ghost in this Hell:
a phenomenal
Poop.... in a sock:
ha ha!
Ghost in this Hell:
job.
Matt:
Mission
Ghost in this Hell:
Just
Matt:
successful.
Ghost in this Hell:
chef's kiss. Ha
Poop.... in a sock:
Chef's
Ghost in this Hell:
ha
Poop.... in a sock:
Kiss.
Ghost in this Hell:
ha.
Matt:
Luciano, um Listen we gotta get it out of the way. Why don't you review this? um, and You know keep your complaints about how this wasn't like the original anime to you know, five minutes or less I mean,
Ghost in this Hell:
Whaaaaaaaaa-
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Five
Matt:
I
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minutes?
Matt:
don't know what you're gonna do for your review
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You get two minutes.
Ghost in this Hell:
Okay, so I'm gonna
Matt:
I'm out.
Ghost in this Hell:
start
Matt:
Bye.
Ghost in this Hell:
with the review and then I'll say, I'll explain why. So this is Epic Vendor trash for me.
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Oh!
Ghost in this Hell:
So I'll start with this with a warning to the young ones. Kids, when you go watch a movie that everybody says is garbage that's based on something else that's much better, don't watch the something else that's much better right before.
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Yeah, that's
Ghost in this Hell:
I have
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a big
Ghost in this Hell:
learned
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mistake.
Ghost in this Hell:
this lesson. lesson very harshly this week watching this piece of shit. It's not even that it's just not the same. It doesn't have to be the same as the anime. It just has to be good. And it has to understand the, for me at least, when you're adapting, you have to understand
Matt:
Wow.
Ghost in this Hell:
the source material and make
Matt:
So
Ghost in this Hell:
something
Matt:
picky.
Ghost in this Hell:
with it. What they did with this was they picked all of the philosophy and all of the meaning, and they wiped their asses with it, and then they ate it. And then they picked on the iconic scenes
Poop.... in a sock:
That's nasty.
Ghost in this Hell:
the finger thingy on the computer and the spider tank and the dive
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
from the major and then they were like what if we just put those somewhere for no reason let's just you know they're gonna remember this from the anime and they're gonna love us that's what
Matt:
Luciano
Ghost in this Hell:
they did
Matt:
as a professional podcaster and host
Ghost in this Hell:
Am I?
Matt:
at
Ghost in this Hell:
Ah,
Matt:
no
Ghost in this Hell:
okay,
Matt:
me
Ghost in this Hell:
you. Ha ha ha ha!
Matt:
not you. Um, I have to
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Oh
Matt:
ask
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no no.
Matt:
a question
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh no no no no. No
Ghost in this Hell:
Nice.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no no no no no. Not you.
Ghost in this Hell:
I felt that backhand all the way
Matt:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
over here.
Matt:
as you should have. Question for you is, you said that they wipe their asses with this and then ache the script. Why would they do that to themselves?
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Hehehe
Ghost in this Hell:
I don't know, why would they do that to us?
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First time in
Matt:
What?
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Hollywood?
Ghost in this Hell:
Yet they did, yet they did it.
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This
Matt:
Alright.
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is part of the course!
Matt:
Well,
Ghost in this Hell:
I really
Matt:
sure.
Ghost in this Hell:
don't know why, I wish I did know.
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Listen, in Hollywood this is how you make a good adaption. Ha ha ha
Ghost in this Hell:
Yes,
Poop.... in a sock:
I'm out.
Ghost in this Hell:
adaption.
Matt:
Yeah, yes,
Ghost in this Hell:
This is
Matt:
exactly.
Ghost in this Hell:
an adaption if I've ever seen one. I'll start with this. Yeah, I know it's I just you know, the the movie it misses all of the like the interesting discussions that the other movie that the original anime from 95 kind of raises and it looks pretty to some extent but also not really like, you know, we have the benefit of having watched a you know, much prettier movies and other things from cyberpunk But it's not particularly I get what you're saying is better with the cinematography and I agree but also the CG is kind of crappy for the most part
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I thought
Ghost in this Hell:
and
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it was very hit
Ghost in this Hell:
the
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and miss,
Ghost in this Hell:
act The
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the CGI.
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah, and the acting is just miss
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Yes, agreed.
Ghost in this Hell:
for everybody even good actors like, you know Scar Joe isn't a bad actress, but she fucking horrible in this so Even even what's her face Juliet Binoche, right? Also good actress fucked this up pretty badly This is garbage. I hate it and Jurassic Dominion is better.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No!
Ghost in this Hell:
You have my time.
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Oh ho ho! Them fighting words right there! Uhhhhhh...
Poop.... in a sock:
What happened? What happened?
Ghost in this Hell:
And just throw that last
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This
Ghost in this Hell:
one
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is
Ghost in this Hell:
in.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
why you'll never be a professional podcaster.
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Poop.... in a sock:
Global
Matt:
Oh, yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
warming! Where's
Ghost in this Hell:
I'm out. Bye.
Poop.... in a sock:
Greta Thunberg?
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
Wow. Okay. Hot hot takes coming out of Lucy Allen's corner, I guess. I don't know. Chris.
Poop.... in a sock:
This movie was fender trash. I found myself
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Really?
Poop.... in a sock:
wondering what happened to my enjoyment of seeing this, what was potentially supposed to be an exciting movie. And I found myself wondering when it was gonna finish and at the same time, why was it so slow paced? And at the same time, I found myself waiting for the climax to occur. So I could finally get out of this soiled, soiled bed of an experience. When
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh my
Poop.... in a sock:
I finished
Ghost in this Hell:
god.
Poop.... in a sock:
the movie, the platform that I used to watch it, I was on Amazon Prime, it suggested another movie. And I was more excited to start that than my experience of going through this movie.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm super...
Matt:
Well, now
Poop.... in a sock:
And
Matt:
you gotta
Poop.... in a sock:
you know
Ghost in this Hell:
What?
Matt:
tell
Poop.... in a sock:
what that
Matt:
us.
Poop.... in a sock:
movie
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Poop.... in a sock:
was?
Ghost in this Hell:
what?
Matt:
Yeah, you gotta tell us.
Ghost in this Hell:
Dragon Ball Evolution.
Poop.... in a sock:
No, it was Mark Wahlberg's Infinite, the ripoff
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh
Poop.... in a sock:
of
Ghost in this Hell:
no!
Poop.... in a sock:
Highlander. And I was
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh
Poop.... in a sock:
like, wait
Ghost in this Hell:
no!
Poop.... in a sock:
a minute, why am I drawn into this?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Because you're
Poop.... in a sock:
Why
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a fool.
Poop.... in a sock:
is this happening?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
A fool!
Poop.... in a sock:
No, I'm not a fool. No, I was the fool for believing. I was the fool to believe.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I like that you watch the movie and you're like, I hated that movie and then the bubble pops up. If you like this, check out these other movies. And
Matt:
Hahaha
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you're like, okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
Check out these other turds.
Ghost in this Hell:
Well, let me make some more popcorn. I know what I'm doing for
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well,
Ghost in this Hell:
the next
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that
Ghost in this Hell:
two
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sounds
Ghost in this Hell:
hours
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like a good idea.
Poop.... in a sock:
I'm shaking it out for 15 minutes and I was like, I kind of feel like I'm enjoying myself again. So,
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no.
Matt:
Not
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yeah,
Matt:
like this.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's a low bar.
Matt:
Never
Poop.... in a sock:
yeah.
Matt:
never like this.
Poop.... in a sock:
I was hurt.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Was the anime
Poop.... in a sock:
I'll show
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fresh
Poop.... in a sock:
you on the dog
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in your
Poop.... in a sock:
where they,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
mind, too?
Poop.... in a sock:
no, there are echoes, glitches, but
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh
Poop.... in a sock:
not enough for me. Yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Alright.
Poop.... in a sock:
and I know it was better, but like gee whiz, but yeah.
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Like I forgot the
Matt:
Um.
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anime, so I'm wondering if that's why I like in I partially,
Ghost in this Hell:
Probably.
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but I do remember when I watched the anime, it made me think to a degree. I remember being
Matt:
you
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
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like, whoa,
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
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like having some whoa moments. And I was expecting
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm.
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some of that in the movie, but I didn't remember what those moments were. So it wasn't like I was like missing it. I just thought maybe
Matt:
They
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they
Matt:
didn't
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weren't that
Matt:
put them
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deep.
Matt:
in this movie.
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OK, well, that makes sense.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Matt:
Yeah, don't
Ghost in this Hell:
that's
Matt:
worry about
Ghost in this Hell:
the
Matt:
it.
Ghost in this Hell:
part that they wipe their asses with an eight.
Matt:
Um,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Mmm.
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh!
Matt:
I'm going to, I'm going to give my review now if that's okay with
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ugh.
Matt:
everybody.
Ghost in this Hell:
Eh,
Matt:
Um,
Poop.... in a sock:
Please
Ghost in this Hell:
sure
Poop.... in a sock:
do.
Ghost in this Hell:
if you have to.
Matt:
if I have to,
Poop.... in a sock:
Jurassic
Matt:
I
Poop.... in a sock:
World Dominion.
Matt:
here's to
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahahaha
Matt:
the, no, it's not the thing is you gotta, you gotta unpack it from it not being the anime because it is trying some stuff. I, you know, it's, it's a common, it's a, for me, it's not, you know, it's fine. Like the music, great, great cyber punk world music, you know,
Ghost in this Hell:
True.
Matt:
it sounded
Ghost in this Hell:
True.
Matt:
exactly how it should.
Ghost in this Hell:
True.
Matt:
Honestly, the CGI was a little sloppy with like, don't look, don't look the CGI advertisements, you know, comparing this to like, uh, Blade Runner 20, 2049.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
Blade
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
Runner
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Even the
Matt:
is
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original
Matt:
gorgeous.
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Blade Runner,
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Matt:
Even the original
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made
Matt:
Blade Runner.
Poop.... in a sock:
Неее...
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40 years ago,
Matt:
Yes. Looks better.
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way better.
Matt:
But, but you know, like the vibe was like the feel of the world was okay. Um, you know, like that was fun. Um, some of the side characters were, you know, they probably could have used more attention, but they were kind of fun. And like, it was, if you forgot that this was supposed to tell a story that was supposed already established.
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Which
Matt:
The
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I did.
Matt:
story was like, yeah, the story was like, whatever, like we're going through the beats. And speaking of beats, as I could say, with Beat Takeshi, I was, you know, doing, doing, putting in some work, but as
Poop.... in a sock:
We're
Matt:
lazy
Poop.... in a sock:
here.
Matt:
as possible. So like, it's fine. Like, it's not, when I watch it again, no, but that's why it's not rare. It's just like, yeah, all right, it was a movie. I think we've watched so many bad movies that I'm willing to give this a slightly higher
Ghost in this Hell:
You're a nerd.
Matt:
Jurassic
Ghost in this Hell:
Like,
Matt:
Park.
Poop.... in a sock:
Don't do
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Agreed.
Poop.... in a sock:
it! Resist!
Ghost in this Hell:
you're calloused. You're too calloused
Poop.... in a sock:
Ssss...
Ghost in this Hell:
to feel.
Matt:
Well,
Poop.... in a sock:
Survive!
Matt:
everything can't be vendor trash.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah!
Matt:
We have to have some level
Ghost in this Hell:
I mean,
Matt:
decorum.
Ghost in this Hell:
it literally can, but
Matt:
Not
Poop.... in a sock:
It could.
Matt:
everything.
Ghost in this Hell:
you know, not everything.
Matt:
Not everything.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
If you are a hateful,
Matt:
If everything's
Poop.... in a sock:
My
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hateful
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experience
Matt:
vendor
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man.
Matt:
trash,
Poop.... in a sock:
is...
Matt:
then
Poop.... in a sock:
My experience is my experience.
Matt:
your experience is wrong. We're going to move on to questions now
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha!
Matt:
because, um,
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Wait,
Matt:
we're
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what
Matt:
flying
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was your
Matt:
through
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ranking?
Matt:
this podcast. Oh, it was common.
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Okay.
Ghost in this Hell:
He
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So we're
Ghost in this Hell:
said
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on the same
Ghost in this Hell:
it.
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page, I'm just double checking.
Matt:
Yeah. Yeah.
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I like
Ghost in this Hell:
Spencer
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hearing that
Ghost in this Hell:
didn't
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I'm right.
Ghost in this Hell:
pay, he didn't pay attention to this just like he didn't pay attention to the movie.
Matt:
Yeah, as per as this tradition.
Ghost in this Hell:
As usual, yeah.
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Just like the movie, I stared at it with a glared over face,
Ghost in this Hell:
go like glaze over your
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
eyes.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
glaze over my eyes, and picked the parts I liked.
Ghost in this Hell:
That, you know, it's a good way to go through life.
Matt:
Spencer's not even sure he's here right now.
Poop.... in a sock:
Hehehe
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Who's talking?
Matt:
Moving on, let's do some questions. That's what we do here on this podcast. We
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.
Matt:
ask questions.
Ghost in this Hell:
Allegedly.
Matt:
Allegedly, I'm gonna start this off really easy. We always like to just slowly slip into the questions. Oh, spoiler alert, just in case you
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Like anyone's.
Matt:
think we're not gonna talk about this movie.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
If you're planning to watch Ghost in the Shell 2017
Matt:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
First, don't. Second, spoilers.
Matt:
Spoiler alert, this is a spoiler alert, 12 minutes into a podcast that clearly talks about movies. That's why I'm a professional. You
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm.
Matt:
didn't see any bales bringing that up. I got the listeners backs.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Matt:
Question, easy one, here we go. Does anybody need to be recast? Hey Chris, I said recast. I did not say removed.
Poop.... in a sock:
You said what I wanted you to say.
Matt:
I hate
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the
Matt:
it.
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the the
Poop.... in a sock:
Recast.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yes. It's Carly
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I mean,
Ghost in this Hell:
Johansson.
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yeah, Scarlet
Matt:
See,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Johansson was not a good pick.
Matt:
so,
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
okay, but I gotta ask this question. Is it because she's not
Poop.... in a sock:
Quite.
Matt:
Asian?
Poop.... in a sock:
Shit.
Ghost in this Hell:
I mean, yes, yes,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Not only that, though,
Ghost in this Hell:
they
Matt:
Because
Ghost in this Hell:
did
Matt:
I-
Ghost in this Hell:
change the name at least,
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but also
Ghost in this Hell:
to some extent.
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she in this movie is terrible. Like,
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
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if she was good, I'd maybe let it slide, but she was,
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she was very bad. She was, she acted like a wooden block moving throughout
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
Technically
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a scene.
Poop.... in a sock:
wasn't.
Matt:
she was a plastic and jello block based on what we saw in the movie, sir.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Exactly.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, and even a plastic and jello block had more
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Charis-
Ghost in this Hell:
chemistry
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Charisma.
Ghost in this Hell:
than our charisma.
Poop.... in a sock:
But
Matt:
Alright.
Poop.... in a sock:
there's a big but there though.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, her
Poop.... in a sock:
What
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
butt.
Poop.... in a sock:
if we, so
Ghost in this Hell:
No,
Poop.... in a sock:
if
Ghost in this Hell:
there
Poop.... in a sock:
we.
Ghost in this Hell:
isn't.
Matt:
Dad
Ghost in this Hell:
No, there isn't.
Matt:
ass.
Ghost in this Hell:
It's a very small butt.
Poop.... in a sock:
There's a big but in here. And the question,
Matt:
Mm-hmm.
Poop.... in a sock:
and it leads me to this point. If we were cast Scarlett Johansson for someone else, what's to stop that actress from getting the same direction that led ScarJo into the performance that she gave us? Like, how do we
Ghost in this Hell:
Fair.
Poop.... in a sock:
prevent the same atrocity?
Matt:
Chris is right because I would argue no one's acting good in this movie.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehe
Matt:
And
Poop.... in a sock:
No
Matt:
if
Ghost in this Hell:
That's,
Matt:
everybody's
Ghost in this Hell:
that's.
Matt:
acting bad, might it be the director?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Can we recast
Ghost in this Hell:
Well, for
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the
Ghost in this Hell:
sure.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
director?
Ghost in this Hell:
But
Matt:
Yeah, sure why not.
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah, why not?
Poop.... in a sock:
Why not?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh,
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the boom.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
why not?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Get-
Ghost in this Hell:
Can we replace whoever the fuck that guy was with John Woo?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Not John
Ghost in this Hell:
There.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Woo. What?
Ghost in this Hell:
Why not?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No.
Ghost in this Hell:
The action would be cool.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The action would be cool,
Poop.... in a sock:
Think of
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
but I would,
Poop.... in a sock:
the doves, bro.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
because I am uncreative, you're not wrong, the doves would be sick.
Ghost in this Hell:
This movie would be four hours long.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And the main character is a dove. Brrr. My brain.
Poop.... in a sock:
What?
Ghost in this Hell:
Yes?
Matt:
But anyways, spare...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh, because I said it, because I'm uncreative, I was gonna say Denis Villeneuve because Blade
Poop.... in a sock:
Oooooooooh!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Runner 2059 or whatever
Ghost in this Hell:
Yes,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the fuck
Ghost in this Hell:
but
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that year
Ghost in this Hell:
also
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was,
Ghost in this Hell:
Dune.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was awesome. And Dune. He just knows how to make
Ghost in this Hell:
No,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a good
Ghost in this Hell:
that's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sci-fi
Ghost in this Hell:
that's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
world.
Ghost in this Hell:
he makes
Poop.... in a sock:
true.
Ghost in this Hell:
well he made one and a half sci-fi worlds.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Listen, you.
Matt:
What do we
Ghost in this Hell:
Let's
Matt:
mean
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
be
Matt:
by
Ghost in this Hell:
honest
Matt:
half?
Ghost in this Hell:
here
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Is this a Dune review?
Matt:
It's
Ghost in this Hell:
Why not
Matt:
a
Poop.... in a sock:
It became
Matt:
half.
Poop.... in a sock:
one.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He didn't like Dune.
Matt:
But let's
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Matt:
get
Poop.... in a sock:
Timothy
Matt:
moving on.
Poop.... in a sock:
Shelby
Matt:
You know what? I don't like where this question is going. Rupert Sanders is replaced
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh wait,
Matt:
by
Ghost in this Hell:
wait, wait,
Matt:
what?
Ghost in this Hell:
I think Chris would recast Scar Joe with Timothy Chalamet. I think I'm in for this.
Poop.... in a sock:
That wasn't a suggestion. I was just
Matt:
Perfect.
Poop.... in a sock:
making loud noises
Matt:
Now, moving on.
Poop.... in a sock:
You took that where you wanted
Ghost in this Hell:
Whaaaaat?
Poop.... in a sock:
to
Matt:
Moving
Poop.... in a sock:
Tiffany's shall
Matt:
on.
Poop.... in a sock:
we but he's got the hair for it
Matt:
I said we're moving on,
Poop.... in a sock:
Agreed.
Matt:
sirs.
Poop.... in a sock:
Agreed.
Ghost in this Hell:
All right.
Matt:
So
Poop.... in a sock:
Indubitably.
Matt:
in this movie, really early on, they start talking about the idea that everybody can get upgrades, right? And if you've
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Matt:
been in, you've played any cyberpunk game, seen any cyberpunk worlds, part of the whole thing is that you're integrating cybernetic parts with humans to sort of enhance them and make them better. And
Ghost in this Hell:
Right.
Matt:
so we see throughout the movie, we see, I'm going to get his name here.
Poop.... in a sock:
Batu?
Matt:
Well, Batuu, yes, but also was it Ishik— No. who got the Borama
Poop.... in a sock:
Deliver?
Matt:
deliver.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah,
Matt:
Was it,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
he had
Matt:
was
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a
Matt:
it
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
scene.
Matt:
Borama
Poop.... in a sock:
Ishikawa, Ishikawa.
Matt:
or is it Ishikawa? I can't. Anyways, so he,
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh yeah,
Matt:
basically
Ghost in this Hell:
it's your car, yeah.
Matt:
he got, he got a, you know, uh, cybernetic
Poop.... in a sock:
Liver.
Matt:
liver so he could drink all night. Um,
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
and listen, props for his friends or food for his friends for not even questioning once that their friend is that much of an alcoholic that he had to get
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.
Matt:
a cybernetic liver.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hey,
Poop.... in a sock:
Friends don't let friends be enabled.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is it a problem if you have a new lever?
Matt:
fine. They're just work friends,
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm.
Matt:
so they're not that close.
Poop.... in a sock:
There you
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
go.
Matt:
But so anyway, I want to ask, because I want to know about with with all of these enhancements in cybernetics going around. What I really want to know is like, we're all professional podcasters here, well, except Luciano, obviously,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
obviously.
Matt:
the rest of us, what enhancement we get to be podcasters in the future that exists
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
penis.
Matt:
in this movie?
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yes.
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Matt:
enhance your podcasting abilities.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean...
Ghost in this Hell:
doubles as a microphone.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Come on.
Poop.... in a sock:
Would you please stop talking to your cocks, sir?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Imagine the,
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
imagine the confidence on the air.
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, sorry, the enhancement that I would use to be a better podcaster.
Matt:
I guess.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Or just to
Matt:
Can't
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
be a,
Matt:
be any worse than we
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah,
Matt:
are.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
exactly. Um, I mean, it would be pretty handy to have like a microphone built into your jaw and headphones built into your ears.
Matt:
Aren't those just ears?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, no, no,
Ghost in this Hell:
And a
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah
Ghost in this Hell:
mouth?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
but sir, you don't understand.
Poop.... in a sock:
But wait,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And a mouth.
Matt:
So what
Poop.... in a sock:
wait,
Matt:
you're
Poop.... in a sock:
wait, wait,
Matt:
telling me.
Poop.... in a sock:
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let the man cook.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Heheheheh!
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahahaha
Matt:
But I gotta ask, so you're gonna put, you have ears, and you're
Ghost in this Hell:
You're
Matt:
gonna put
Ghost in this Hell:
gonna put
Matt:
permanent
Ghost in this Hell:
it...
Matt:
headphones around them for your entire life.
Ghost in this Hell:
This is Exzibit's way.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No.
Ghost in this Hell:
I heard you like ears, so I put ears in your ears so I can hear what you hear.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, it's they're like
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
little, uh, you know, headphones built into your ears. So if you want to listen to someone else talking without getting any sort of feedback, cause we're professionals. Um,
Matt:
Yes.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
then you could do that and the microphone is in your mouth and all you have to do is be a little, and then you're, uh, you're talking into a microphone.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So there you
Poop.... in a sock:
indeed,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
go.
Matt:
Sorry, one more
Poop.... in a sock:
indeed.
Matt:
time, what happened?
Ghost in this Hell:
Why do you have to make a noise from the movie shaft
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No,
Ghost in this Hell:
to turn it
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no,
Ghost in this Hell:
on?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you have to make
Ghost in this Hell:
I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it.
Ghost in this Hell:
don't
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You have
Ghost in this Hell:
understand.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to make a sound that Jeff Goldblum makes when you see something he likes.
Ghost in this Hell:
Ah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ow.
Ghost in this Hell:
oh, ah, oh, ah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Wow.
Matt:
Is it voice activated? The microphone
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
in your mouth?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, it's voice
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
acting, but you can't make it just be like the word
Ghost in this Hell:
Isn't that a problem?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on, because if you make it the
Matt:
Right.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
word on, every time you say on, your microphone's gonna turn on. So you have
Matt:
It's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to make
Matt:
yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it something
Matt:
yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
weird
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like,
Matt:
obviously. Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ow.
Matt:
Of course.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's,
Poop.... in a sock:
mm, I
Ghost in this Hell:
Unless
Poop.... in a sock:
dig
Matt:
No,
Poop.... in a sock:
that.
Ghost in this Hell:
you're
Matt:
that makes
Ghost in this Hell:
Jeff Goldblum
Matt:
total
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that's
Matt:
sense.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just
Ghost in this Hell:
because
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
science.
Ghost in this Hell:
otherwise Daniel would just turn on for him all the time
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,
Matt:
He'd
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah
Matt:
have a different
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Matt:
sound I assume.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah,
Matt:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
He would assign that.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
his word would be humble.
Poop.... in a sock:
Literally,
Ghost in this Hell:
Nice,
Poop.... in a sock:
uh,
Matt:
good.
Poop.... in a sock:
humble.
Ghost in this Hell:
nice, nice.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I don't know why I just
Matt:
Okay,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
burned Jeff Goldblum,
Matt:
yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I love him.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
That
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
But
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha
Matt:
was
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
take
Matt:
fine.
Ghost in this Hell:
ha!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that!
Matt:
It's too late for you.
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha ha!
Matt:
Okay, do we have any other answers here?
Poop.... in a sock:
Yes,
Ghost in this Hell:
Um...
Poop.... in a sock:
I do. So I like I really like snacking during our podcast. I really
Matt:
Okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
do. And I want to be able to because it's two part, right? I want to be able to continuously talk. Right. But I want to install another mouth, maybe like on my throat so that I can eat and it silences my food, but I can still talk at the same time. So I'm going to install a whole other esophagus
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
and like mouth so that I can continue to talk and no one would know. enjoying all my yummy treats.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So that's why you want
Matt:
So
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
two mouths. Wink.
Matt:
it's got a muffler.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yes, it has a muffler.
Matt:
Can you taste food in the second mouth?
Poop.... in a sock:
Don't ask questions. I told you what I want.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Ghost in this Hell:
No,
Matt:
Alright.
Ghost in this Hell:
he wants
Poop.... in a sock:
But yes.
Ghost in this Hell:
to just swallow. Cause it's an oesophagus,
Poop.... in a sock:
Ah,
Ghost in this Hell:
there's no mouth.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's...
Matt:
There's
Ghost in this Hell:
It's
Matt:
no
Ghost in this Hell:
just
Poop.... in a sock:
no,
Matt:
spitting.
Ghost in this Hell:
an
Poop.... in a sock:
I'm
Ghost in this Hell:
oesophagus.
Poop.... in a sock:
it's I'm installing a whole other mouthpiece that
Ghost in this Hell:
Does
Poop.... in a sock:
allow
Ghost in this Hell:
it have a
Poop.... in a sock:
and
Ghost in this Hell:
tongue?
Poop.... in a sock:
yes, it
Ghost in this Hell:
Does
Poop.... in a sock:
does.
Ghost in this Hell:
it have
Poop.... in a sock:
I
Ghost in this Hell:
a
Poop.... in a sock:
want
Ghost in this Hell:
tongue?
Poop.... in a sock:
I want
Ghost in this Hell:
Okay, that's
Poop.... in a sock:
it. I want
Ghost in this Hell:
gross.
Poop.... in a sock:
to taste my food.
Ghost in this Hell:
That that's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Just
Ghost in this Hell:
gross.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
put it in my swallow hole.
Ghost in this Hell:
HAHAHAHA
Matt:
Hey, you know what? Fine. I tried
Poop.... in a sock:
I think this
Matt:
I
Poop.... in a sock:
is a great idea.
Matt:
I Tried to make this podcast respectable, but you guys
Poop.... in a sock:
I
Matt:
are
Poop.... in a sock:
hear,
Matt:
animals.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Wait,
Poop.... in a sock:
I hear.
Ghost in this Hell:
Why?
Matt:
So
Ghost in this Hell:
Why would
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
what's
Ghost in this Hell:
you?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
your dirty
Ghost in this Hell:
Why would
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
mind?
Ghost in this Hell:
you
Matt:
No
Ghost in this Hell:
do that?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I just said put it in my swallow hole. You
Matt:
Okay.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
fucking
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sick fuck. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
Matt:
Fuck.
Poop.... in a sock:
I feel violated in my
Matt:
Spencer,
Poop.... in a sock:
ear holes.
Matt:
if you want to play this game, we'll fucking play this game. Alright, so how about this question for you assholes then? In the future, apparently everybody's gonna need dick enhancements based on what you've all been telling me.
Ghost in this Hell:
Of
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
100%
Ghost in this Hell:
course, 100%.
Poop.... in a sock:
It's a ticket-a-bye!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's...
Matt:
But like, so like, you
Ghost in this Hell:
It
Matt:
know,
Ghost in this Hell:
really
Matt:
like
Ghost in this Hell:
is.
Matt:
eh.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Ghost in this Hell:
It comes in one of those apple bugger.
Matt:
Hey, I'm asking a question
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,
Matt:
here.
Ghost in this Hell:
I dick 12, bro.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Mine wouldn't be the
Matt:
Hey.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
size of an apple box. It'd be the size
Matt:
Excuse
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of a guitar
Matt:
me.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
case.
Matt:
Serves. Serves. Serves.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Sorry, go ahead.
Matt:
In the future with these dicks that are maybe the size of a guitar,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Heh.
Matt:
maybe a tiny apple, I don't know what your dick size is, but
Poop.... in a sock:
Muffler.
Matt:
what I do know is that you're going to have to, there's going to be businesses vying for your action and package as you were.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahaha!
Matt:
So what I want to know is in the future, let's, I'm going to say it Rogers, the cell phone company in Canada is the
Poop.... in a sock:
Burn him.
Matt:
premier leading penis
Poop.... in a sock:
Dick Purveyor.
Matt:
enhancer is not
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,
Matt:
Thank
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
enhancer
Matt:
you.
Poop.... in a sock:
HOOP!
Matt:
Different various ways
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is
Matt:
we want
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not a
Matt:
to
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
good
Matt:
go.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
business model.
Ghost in this Hell:
They already
Matt:
Nah.
Ghost in this Hell:
they have they already have experience fucking is over. So I guess
Matt:
Right.
Ghost in this Hell:
it tracks.
Poop.... in a sock:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Woohoo.
Matt:
They're really good in the fucking area, so now they're going to
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
extend it to other places.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Extend
Matt:
But what I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it,
Matt:
know
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
literally.
Matt:
is,
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Matt:
besides the penis, what are they offering in that package?
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no.
Matt:
Pun intended.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So many buttons!
Ghost in this Hell:
Nice. Nice.
Matt:
Nailed it. That will make them the world's leader of...
Ghost in this Hell:
Wait, are you asking
Matt:
Penises.
Ghost in this Hell:
how Rogers would make bundles out of like cybernetic penises?
Matt:
packages,
Ghost in this Hell:
Is that,
Matt:
but yes.
Ghost in this Hell:
is
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Ghost in this Hell:
that, is it like my, is it my penis like my Rogers?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It.
Matt:
Well, I mean, maybe. I think that you would probably want to own this penis, but maybe you can't afford it. So maybe there's like a bundling deal and you're paying as you go, as it were.
Ghost in this Hell:
Mmm,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like
Ghost in this Hell:
see.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a monthly fee kind of thing. Pay
Matt:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
towards. Can I return my old penis for a discount on my new one?
Ghost in this Hell:
Or can I
Matt:
Play.
Ghost in this Hell:
buy the previous model for zero dollars?
Matt:
Sorry, Spencer,
Ghost in this Hell:
If I
Matt:
your
Ghost in this Hell:
get
Matt:
original
Ghost in this Hell:
a two year...
Matt:
PNS?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I assume I'll be upgrading multiple times.
Matt:
Right, right. But you still keep—I assume you keep your penis. You're just enhancing
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Does
Matt:
said
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that have
Matt:
penis.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
any dollar value?
Matt:
No? Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
What
Matt:
I would
Ghost in this Hell:
if
Matt:
assume—
Ghost in this Hell:
I return my old parts?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Thanks for watching!
Matt:
I would assume that like anything, you know, um, but they could use it. Maybe the movie there's a penis accident and they need some skin to replace on someone. I don't know. I don't want
Ghost in this Hell:
Mmm.
Matt:
to
Poop.... in a sock:
Okay,
Matt:
talk about this anymore.
Poop.... in a sock:
so
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahahaha
Matt:
Answer
Poop.... in a sock:
you're
Matt:
my
Poop.... in a sock:
in
Matt:
question.
Poop.... in a sock:
a co- Hmm. Heheheheh.
Ghost in this Hell:
Can I?
Matt:
Ha ha ha
Ghost in this Hell:
So
Matt:
ha!
Ghost in this Hell:
if I, can I get like long distance minutes with this penis? So, I'm gonna go ahead and do this. I'm gonna go ahead and do this.
Matt:
I mean, you're creating the package. Don't ask me, I'm not Rogers.
Poop.... in a sock:
Create the
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,
Poop.... in a sock:
package,
Ghost in this Hell:
okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
sir. Create the package.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean, I guess
Ghost in this Hell:
Okay.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you could say it's long distance.
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Poop.... in a sock:
Go, go, and get this
Matt:
I mean,
Poop.... in a sock:
long
Matt:
so
Poop.... in a sock:
dick!
Matt:
maybe, maybe that's how they tie back to the roots of the cell phone providers. They've got the, the local package, which is a bit smaller.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The average average not small
Matt:
Average size. Yeah, that's right. You don't want to say small.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Don't say small,
Matt:
So
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it's
Matt:
it's,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
bad for business
Matt:
it's like big, local is big. And then the like bigger
Ghost in this Hell:
No, it's
Matt:
is,
Ghost in this Hell:
tall,
Matt:
is the
Ghost in this Hell:
grande
Matt:
long distance.
Ghost in this Hell:
and venti.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Heh.
Poop.... in a sock:
There's also,
Matt:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
literally Rogers has
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Gimme the venti.
Poop.... in a sock:
infinite essential, infinite light, infinite extra, infinite advanced.
Ghost in this Hell:
They also have Ignite.
Matt:
Yep.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I don't know if
Poop.... in a sock:
Whoa,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I want my
Matt:
I don't
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
penis
Matt:
think you
Poop.... in a sock:
so
Matt:
want
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to
Matt:
your
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ignite.
Poop.... in a sock:
it...
Matt:
penis to do that. No.
Poop.... in a sock:
Boom!
Ghost in this Hell:
It's okay, we'll get another one.
Poop.... in a sock:
She's on fire! Um, yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So, well,
Poop.... in a sock:
Yes it is, baby.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm gonna answer your question, Matt.
Matt:
Oh great, thank you.
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, is that what we're doing?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think some of the advancements in penile technology,
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
obviously the top of the line Rogers penis will come with a vibrate
Poop.... in a sock:
Preach,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
option.
Poop.... in a sock:
preach brother.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think you needed to spin.
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
First, you know, you
Poop.... in a sock:
so
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just.
Matt:
which
Poop.... in a sock:
it was speeds
Matt:
which which
Ghost in this Hell:
So
Matt:
way
Ghost in this Hell:
you can use it as a milk frother too.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's the supreme package. You will get to your package!
Poop.... in a sock:
Yo, do you know, like, think of the opportunities a milk frothing penis enhancement would afford
Ghost in this Hell:
guy makes
Poop.... in a sock:
prison,
Ghost in this Hell:
its
Poop.... in a sock:
no,
Ghost in this Hell:
own milk
Poop.... in a sock:
no,
Ghost in this Hell:
for
Poop.... in a sock:
no, no, no,
Ghost in this Hell:
one.
Poop.... in a sock:
wait, wait, wait, wait, with prison inmates.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What?
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no! Oh no!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
They must...
Matt:
I'm concerned that the, I think,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What?
Matt:
unfortunately, when you go to prison, they have to take away your
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Your enhancements,
Matt:
Roger's penis
Ghost in this Hell:
Enhancements.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they're dangerous.
Matt:
packages.
Poop.... in a sock:
There's always gonna be, if they can make shivs, they can make milk frothing dick enhancements
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean, I'm pretty sure
Poop.... in a sock:
because.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the jump from,
Matt:
That's why they gotta take it away.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm pretty
Ghost in this Hell:
They're
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sure the jump from shivs
Ghost in this Hell:
gonna make...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to milk frothing
Ghost in this Hell:
They're
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
penises in technology
Poop.... in a sock:
Yo,
Ghost in this Hell:
gonna
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is quite
Ghost in this Hell:
make...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a jump.
Poop.... in a sock:
there's
Ghost in this Hell:
They're gonna
Poop.... in a sock:
always
Ghost in this Hell:
make
Poop.... in a sock:
a way to
Ghost in this Hell:
cybernetic
Poop.... in a sock:
import that.
Ghost in this Hell:
penises out of broken like toothbrushes. Is that what you're saying?
Poop.... in a sock:
No broken oil be motorized
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no.
Poop.... in a sock:
electric
Matt:
guys.
Poop.... in a sock:
toothpaste, sorry, sorry toothbrushes
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Do you think they get, okay, I'm moving along. I'm not, Chris,
Poop.... in a sock:
Yo.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm
Matt:
Now,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not letting
Matt:
please,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you bring me into this.
Matt:
move along.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
We have a serious podcast here and I'm trying
Poop.... in a sock:
You've
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to
Poop.... in a sock:
been...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
finish my point on the penis package that Rogers is offering.
Poop.... in a sock:
Proceed, proceed penis, sir.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So obviously vibrates, rotates clockwise and counterclockwise, obviously.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm. Okay.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Those
Poop.... in a sock:
Conjugates.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
are awful.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I do think,
Matt:
Spencer,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
go ahead.
Matt:
I do have to ask, is so in the rotation of the penis, does the penis just turn for her pleasure? Or does it spin to hit different angles
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean.
Matt:
at the connector point?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think it's
Poop.... in a sock:
Anal
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it could be for
Poop.... in a sock:
stimulation.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all purposes.
Matt:
I did not say that.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's also
Poop.... in a sock:
I'm
Matt:
Okay,
Poop.... in a sock:
not
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for
Matt:
thank
Poop.... in a sock:
helping
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
personal
Matt:
you.
Poop.... in a sock:
you,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
pleasure as well.
Poop.... in a sock:
I'm helping him. See?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Uh,
Matt:
Great.
Ghost in this Hell:
Mmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I.
Matt:
So you don't have to do anything. You just spin it around in an apple pie on its own, and you
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Exactly.
Matt:
get off. All right. Nice.
Ghost in this Hell:
and on an apple pie specifically.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
A future apple pie.
Matt:
Yeah,
Poop.... in a sock:
The best
Matt:
they're
Poop.... in a sock:
part
Matt:
way better.
Poop.... in a sock:
of the, and like, if you spend an extra $65, you can get the rotating penis to say nice things to you.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean, I need that.
Ghost in this Hell:
Can I get like an add-on? Can I get like an add-on where I can like cock it like a shotgun before he
Poop.... in a sock:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ghost in this Hell:
shoots?
Matt:
Um.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ch-ch-poo! Ch-ch-poo!
Matt:
I think that's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ch-ch-poo!
Matt:
a good question. And I think that's how Rogers makes a lot of their money. The packages
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
are low cost, but
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the add-ons.
Matt:
it's the add-ons,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.
Matt:
right? The cosmetics,
Poop.... in a sock:
Nieee... niee...
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
if you will.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The cosmetics. You're right.
Ghost in this Hell:
So you get the net on for spinning, and get a net on for cocking like a shotgun.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Unique ringtones.
Ghost in this Hell:
Caller ID, not
Matt:
Yeah. Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
call ID. And so,
Matt:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah, that kind of stuff.
Poop.... in a sock:
motivational speaking like you go into the washroom stall and you're
Ghost in this Hell:
No.
Poop.... in a sock:
like I need to at least I'm going to go into
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,
Poop.... in a sock:
a work meeting
Ghost in this Hell:
oh, oh, oh,
Poop.... in a sock:
oh
Ghost in this Hell:
aim assistance when you go
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's
Ghost in this Hell:
pee.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
actually,
Poop.... in a sock:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'd buy that.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah. Ha ha
Matt:
Hey,
Ghost in this Hell:
ha
Matt:
I
Ghost in this Hell:
ha.
Matt:
think I think I just want to go I don't need aim assistance. I just want full auto aim.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Full auto aim, yeah exactly.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No hands,
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
I like that.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
clean hands.
Matt:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Auto aim comes out of your pants
Poop.... in a sock:
Wow.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on your own.
Poop.... in a sock:
You never have to,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It
Poop.... in a sock:
like,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gets out
Matt:
I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of your pants on its
Poop.... in a sock:
you
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
own.
Poop.... in a sock:
know.
Ghost in this Hell:
Uhhh
Poop.... in a sock:
Ready to relieve
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It burrows,
Poop.... in a sock:
the
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it burrows
Poop.... in a sock:
urine.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
through the fly.
Ghost in this Hell:
The f- eh.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, with the spin, with the spin
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
function. It burrows
Matt:
The spin
Ghost in this Hell:
through,
Matt:
cycle?
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The
Ghost in this Hell:
The sp-
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
spin
Matt:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
cycle.
Matt:
You know, I think
Ghost in this Hell:
ha!
Matt:
we've done this
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh!
Matt:
enough
Ghost in this Hell:
Does
Matt:
on this.
Ghost in this Hell:
it do laundry too?
Matt:
It might,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You know what,
Matt:
but we're not gonna find
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
your additions
Matt:
out.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
are unrealistic, sir.
Matt:
Yes.
Poop.... in a sock:
You forgot you didn't- Mmhmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Is it Wi-Fi?
Matt:
I think
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Does it connect to Wi-Fi?
Matt:
we need to wrap this.
Ghost in this Hell:
5G.
Matt:
We did
Poop.... in a sock:
It does.
Matt:
good work. We might have missed a few things. Let us know if we did, but I think some of us have made really enhanced penis packages and Luciano made a penis that does all those household chores. But you know,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Instead
Matt:
whatever
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
my
Matt:
you need
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
penis
Matt:
in your
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
being
Matt:
life.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
5G, it's
Ghost in this Hell:
Win-win,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
going to be 5
Ghost in this Hell:
my friend!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
LBs.
Ghost in this Hell:
It's, uh, it's,
Matt:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
it sounds like a shotgun and it irons my clothes, I'm in.
Poop.... in a sock:
I've
Matt:
Yeah, let's.
Poop.... in a sock:
always wanted my penis to iron my pantaloons.
Matt:
From
Ghost in this Hell:
From
Matt:
the
Ghost in this Hell:
the
Matt:
inside.
Ghost in this Hell:
inside.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Poop.... in a sock:
from
Ghost in this Hell:
From...
Matt:
Just
Poop.... in a sock:
the
Matt:
pet
Poop.... in a sock:
inside,
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.
Matt:
it.
Ghost in this Hell:
When
Poop.... in a sock:
my
Ghost in this Hell:
you're...
Poop.... in a sock:
brothers.
Ghost in this Hell:
when you're wearing... As you're wearing them,
Matt:
It's just
Ghost in this Hell:
it
Matt:
petting
Ghost in this Hell:
keeps it
Matt:
your
Ghost in this Hell:
ironed.
Matt:
pants.
Poop.... in a sock:
Excuse me, Chris, is something moving in your pants? And your pants are steaming? Are you
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,
Poop.... in a sock:
okay? Nah.
Ghost in this Hell:
it's just the ironing cycle.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Just a r- just a
Ghost in this Hell:
Just
Poop.... in a sock:
Listen,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
wrinkle.
Ghost in this Hell:
forget it.
Poop.... in a sock:
I hate
Ghost in this Hell:
It's...
Matt:
but
Poop.... in a sock:
wrinkles, bro.
Matt:
yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What?
Matt:
no
Ghost in this Hell:
It's
Matt:
one
Poop.... in a sock:
But
Ghost in this Hell:
gonna
Matt:
loves
Poop.... in a sock:
why
Matt:
them.
Ghost in this Hell:
iron
Poop.... in a sock:
do
Ghost in this Hell:
my
Poop.... in a sock:
this?
Ghost in this Hell:
balls. It's gonna
Poop.... in a sock:
But
Ghost in this Hell:
iron my balls later
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What?
Ghost in this Hell:
to take
Poop.... in a sock:
did
Ghost in this Hell:
the
Poop.... in a sock:
you
Ghost in this Hell:
wrinkles
Poop.... in a sock:
have
Ghost in this Hell:
out of
Poop.... in a sock:
to
Ghost in this Hell:
that.
Poop.... in a sock:
do that in Arby's?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Chris, why are your
Matt:
Alright.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
pants so smooth from your hips to your knees? Hahahaha!
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahahaha
Poop.... in a sock:
Hahaha
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahahaha!
Poop.... in a sock:
and extra $75.98.
Ghost in this Hell:
Heheheheheheh
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
Matt:
Next
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahahaha!
Matt:
question.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah!
Ghost in this Hell:
Ah
Matt:
Moving on. So in the movie, we see that the agents from section nine can turn on mine comms. We first see it when Major and Batuu go into that club, we'll call it.
Ghost in this Hell:
Sure.
Poop.... in a sock:
establishment.
Matt:
And Major's looking for
Ghost in this Hell:
Hot.
Matt:
some stun guns or stun rods, apparently. And then we see it later on the movie, like the like to the point where, uh, Aramaki has it turned on for everybody. Um, and so I questioned I really have for this because if you see in the movie, like, you know, like Batuu has to kind of take a second to like zone in and do it properly, but then later, uh, mostly it's supposed to Sarah Mackey for some reason, he just talks out loud anyways,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,
Matt:
even though
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah.
Matt:
it's
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
being sent through the mind and I just, I How did it work? What's happening here?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's called movie magic, my friend. I
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
also
Poop.... in a sock:
Thanks for watching!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
noticed that Scarlett Johansson in one scene was talking out loud while doing it. I was like the whole movie she's done it in her head and now she's talking out loud. And I don't know why.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, it has no rhyme or reason, right?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think
Ghost in this Hell:
Um,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the director
Ghost in this Hell:
how
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
forgot.
Ghost in this Hell:
does it work? So the first thing you need is a new penis package And
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
From Rogers.
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmph.
Ghost in this Hell:
no, never mind Like Is it are they like hearing I know I'm answering this with a question fuck you Uh, are they like hearing what the other people are saying? Like is it an ear implant or is it directly into their brains?
Matt:
I, my assumption based on our calling them, minecoms as it goes into their head.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah, that's
Ghost in this Hell:
Anyway,
Poop.... in a sock:
what I thought.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Was
Ghost in this Hell:
it doesn't
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it always
Ghost in this Hell:
necessarily...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on or I assume you can connect to.
Matt:
They had to switch the mind comes as Aaron Mackie
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
asked them to do right before they get
Ghost in this Hell:
But
Matt:
like
Ghost in this Hell:
he turns
Matt:
assassinated.
Ghost in this Hell:
them on for them too at one point, doesn't
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
All
Ghost in this Hell:
he?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
right, Matt, I'm
Matt:
I don't think he could turn them on. He just asked him to turn them
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Matt,
Matt:
on.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm communicating
Ghost in this Hell:
Ah, okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to you right now through mind calm. Can you switch
Matt:
Yep.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
mine calm
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on? Okay. Ready? Sending you a message.
Matt:
Yes.
Poop.... in a sock:
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Matt:
Spencer, I can't, I can't do that.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What? What? You can't? What? You can't?
Matt:
No, I told you before, pants packages are not real.
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha
Matt:
That's a future tech.
Poop.... in a sock:
hahahaha
Ghost in this Hell:
Just because
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You lied
Ghost in this Hell:
Matt is
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to
Ghost in this Hell:
in
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
me!
Ghost in this Hell:
red doesn't
Poop.... in a sock:
Hehehe
Ghost in this Hell:
mean he works for Rogers.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Alright, Matt. Alright, with that in mind, I'm sending you another message.
Matt:
Okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Go. Fuck. Yourself. Give
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
me.
Ghost in this Hell:
is this one of the situations?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
My penis package.
Matt:
It's one of those...
Ghost in this Hell:
Is this is this one of the situations where you're using mind comes but also
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I
Ghost in this Hell:
talking?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just want to make sure
Matt:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the message gets sent, you know?
Matt:
Yeah. Yeah,
Poop.... in a sock:
Ha
Matt:
no,
Poop.... in a sock:
ha!
Matt:
it's good. It's good.
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, maybe that's why when they want the message to really sense
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
that they use the mind comms and they say it.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
See, we just figured it out.
Matt:
Now, when they
Poop.... in a sock:
Receipts.
Matt:
say it, are they projecting it through regular comps? Like, do regular comps, are they always on?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, because when you say
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
something, you also think it at the same time. You have to.
Matt:
No, there are
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Do
Matt:
people
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you?
Matt:
who I think don't do that.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well, obviously, I don't think before I speak. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Matt:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Poop.... in a sock:
Pfft, ha ha ha
Ghost in this Hell:
That's
Poop.... in a sock:
ha ha
Ghost in this Hell:
been
Poop.... in a sock:
ha!
Ghost in this Hell:
pretty well established
Matt:
Oh, listen, you know what? I
Poop.... in a sock:
I
Matt:
think
Poop.... in a sock:
do.
Matt:
Spencer
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha ha!
Matt:
has answered all the questions on this category and we're going
Poop.... in a sock:
Definitely,
Matt:
to move on from it.
Poop.... in a sock:
expertly.
Matt:
That's great. All right. Let's see here. Oh yeah. So after they go to the club, they go down and they attempt to find Kuzey or sorry, person we don't
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Matt:
know whose name is yet. And he blows it
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Is
Matt:
up.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
this name Goosey?
Matt:
Maybe.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Who knows?
Matt:
We don't know.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
But he blows up, as she runs down there, he blows it up Batman-style,
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm
Matt:
the Dark Knight. And Major pushes Batuu out of the way, right?
Ghost in this Hell:
Mmm.
Matt:
And that's how he gets his signature eyes, because apparently
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, because
Matt:
fire only
Ghost in this Hell:
the
Matt:
burns
Ghost in this Hell:
explosion
Matt:
your eyes.
Ghost in this Hell:
only got his eyes, yes.
Poop.... in a sock:
only.
Matt:
100% correct. Listen, that'll happen to the best of us. But what I want to know is like when you see them stitching Major back up. like stitching, I guess skin and some like a lot of jellos going in there.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for sure.
Poop.... in a sock:
Look, look.
Matt:
What flavor of gel are we thinking?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for him?
Matt:
or her, both.
Ghost in this Hell:
Hmm
Poop.... in a sock:
Pomegranate Raspberry.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh
Matt:
Although I think Batuu has a lot of what we call blood, because he's mostly human still, but you know.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Blood flavored
Ghost in this Hell:
Hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
jello?
Poop.... in a sock:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Matt:
Little taste
Ghost in this Hell:
I like
Matt:
like
Ghost in this Hell:
the
Matt:
iron,
Ghost in this Hell:
pomegranate.
Matt:
teeny.
Ghost in this Hell:
I think a pomegranate makes sense with the color
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It could be
Ghost in this Hell:
to
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
watermelon.
Ghost in this Hell:
some extent.
Matt:
Thanks for watching!
Ghost in this Hell:
Could
Poop.... in a sock:
I said
Ghost in this Hell:
be.
Poop.... in a sock:
pomegranate raspberry, but yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, but I ignored it
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
on purpose.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you can't say two flavors,
Matt:
Yep.
Poop.... in a sock:
God
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that's
Poop.... in a sock:
damn
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
cheating.
Poop.... in a sock:
it. It's the, how is it? He said, what flavor? There,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You show
Poop.... in a sock:
it
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
me
Poop.... in a sock:
could
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the
Poop.... in a sock:
be
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
jello
Poop.... in a sock:
a thing.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
box with pomegranate and raspberry on it and I'll say you're okay.
Matt:
I mean, I'm pretty sure that
Ghost in this Hell:
I
Matt:
exists.
Ghost in this Hell:
think most
Poop.... in a sock:
I will.
Ghost in this Hell:
importantly,
Matt:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
I think I'm pretty sure that it's Smucker's Jello, right?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Does Smucker
Ghost in this Hell:
For
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
make
Ghost in this Hell:
sure.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
jello?
Ghost in this Hell:
I don't know.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Guys, I'll be right
Ghost in this Hell:
I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
back.
Ghost in this Hell:
hope they do.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ha ha
Poop.... in a sock:
Listen,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ha.
Matt:
I'm...
Poop.... in a sock:
Milton. Listen, Milton Bradley.
Matt:
I'm only clear that Jello
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Makes
Matt:
makes
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
jello.
Matt:
Jello.
Ghost in this Hell:
Makes jello.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm almost certain
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
jello makes jello.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
Yeah. Um, I think,
Ghost in this Hell:
I like Pomegranate. I think Pomegranate makes sense.
Matt:
I don't think pomegranate has the right consistency. And I think
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Isn't all cello
Matt:
it's.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the same consistency?
Ghost in this Hell:
It's consistency of jello!
Matt:
No, no,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No,
Matt:
no,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no, no,
Matt:
no, no. It, uh, the
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no,
Matt:
pomegranate
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no
Matt:
flavor
Ghost in this Hell:
Hehehe
Matt:
just doesn't, doesn't, it doesn't sit right inside of that shell.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, it's the one that Smucker's
Poop.... in a sock:
Yes
Ghost in this Hell:
makes
Poop.... in a sock:
it does!
Ghost in this Hell:
doesn't have the right
Matt:
No,
Ghost in this Hell:
consistency,
Matt:
no, eating like
Ghost in this Hell:
that's
Matt:
a
Ghost in this Hell:
why.
Matt:
raspberry lime, the citrus touch of it helps scape off scurvy and shells, which we all know is still a huge problem.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
huge problem.
Matt:
Um,
Poop.... in a sock:
Raspberries
Matt:
and
Poop.... in a sock:
are still citrusy a little bit.
Matt:
not, not enough to, to stay
Poop.... in a sock:
They're
Matt:
off scurvy.
Poop.... in a sock:
bitter. Yo.
Matt:
Sir, do you know anything about shells? Like, what
Poop.... in a sock:
Do
Matt:
are we
Poop.... in a sock:
you
Matt:
doing
Poop.... in a sock:
know
Matt:
here?
Poop.... in a sock:
anything about
Matt:
Yes,
Poop.... in a sock:
raspberry?
Matt:
clearly I do.
Poop.... in a sock:
No, you don't.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Guys, guys,
Matt:
Yes, it doesn't have enough acidity.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
this has gone too far.
Poop.... in a sock:
Sit in your chair.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You've both said
Poop.... in a sock:
Have
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
things
Poop.... in a sock:
you ever eaten,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that you will
Poop.... in a sock:
wait,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
regret.
Poop.... in a sock:
wait Spencer, I'm gonna get
Matt:
and I'll see you next time.
Poop.... in a sock:
him.
Matt:
Bye.
Poop.... in a sock:
Have you ever had breakfast at Cora's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He's bringing up chorus.
Poop.... in a sock:
breakfast series?
Matt:
What if I say
Ghost in this Hell:
Again
Matt:
no, then what happens?
Ghost in this Hell:
every time with this
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Every
Ghost in this Hell:
guy's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
time
Ghost in this Hell:
chorus
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
with chorus.
Poop.... in a sock:
I don't give
Ghost in this Hell:
What
Poop.... in a sock:
a...
Ghost in this Hell:
the fuck?
Poop.... in a sock:
Listen and listen well,
Ghost in this Hell:
fucking
Poop.... in a sock:
heed my words.
Ghost in this Hell:
fucking shill
Poop.... in a sock:
They, no, no, it sucks. They ruined
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha ha!
Poop.... in a sock:
all of my dishes with raspberries. It was so acidic
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Moving
Poop.... in a sock:
and terrible,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on!
Poop.... in a sock:
I couldn't finish.
Matt:
Hey
Poop.... in a sock:
Don't you tell me what to do with my life. Anyways.
Matt:
Chris,
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
we have this terrible movie to talk about. We can talk about your terrible life choices
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
We'll
Matt:
after,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
talk
Matt:
if you
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
about
Matt:
want.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
chorus on the Chorus Podcast.
Poop.... in a sock:
Co-related! God damn it! Anyways.
Ghost in this Hell:
The correlated?
Poop.... in a sock:
They're
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh,
Poop.... in a sock:
co-related.
Matt:
Well,
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
should
Poop.... in a sock:
thank
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
have
Poop.... in a sock:
you.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
taken the win.
Matt:
I'm sorry we all heard that. I hate it and I want to move on.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yes. This isn't Wilfred
Ghost in this Hell:
I would say
Poop.... in a sock:
Brimley.
Ghost in this Hell:
I'm sorry, but I'm not.
Matt:
No, it's fine. It's fine. You're never sorry. Okay. I gotta back this up a bit because I forgot something that's very important.
Poop.... in a sock:
He
Matt:
Initially
Poop.... in a sock:
beep.
Matt:
in the movie, the major smashes into a meeting between a couple different businesses. One of the lead scientists from the Hanca robotics company is meeting with someone. Did they just label it the African? Was it just
Ghost in this Hell:
The
Matt:
that
Ghost in this Hell:
African Federation.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.
Matt:
African Federation, eh? Just a blanket.
Ghost in this Hell:
To be fair, to be fair, that's better than the anime where it's just the gavel Republic. So
Matt:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
between
Matt:
sure.
Ghost in this Hell:
the two.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Both aren't great.
Matt:
I guess,
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
you know what? He's talking, they're talking to Wakanda. What the hell? Um, and the major breaks in because it turns out that the Geisha bots have been reprogrammed and hacked, sorry, hacked. And we see the Geisha go into spider mode. What's
Ghost in this Hell:
Thanks for watching!
Matt:
spider mode for? Geisha.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Every Geisha needs Spider Mode. You just know that. Geisha, I'm having seven of my friends coming over. Engage, engage Spider Mode.
Poop.... in a sock:
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's
Ghost in this Hell:
It's the only time the Geisha replies with like, oh no, not this
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Not
Ghost in this Hell:
again.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Spider Mode. You do as I say,
Poop.... in a sock:
I do
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
bot!
Poop.... in a sock:
not, I do not consent,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And
Poop.... in a sock:
Spencer.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
open that face!
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Why
Poop.... in a sock:
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Ghost in this Hell:
god.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
do they have retractable faces?
Ghost in this Hell:
I want Spider mode with eight eyes!
Poop.... in a sock:
What
Ghost in this Hell:
Geisha!
Poop.... in a sock:
is it doing?
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha!
Poop.... in a sock:
Why is it touching my testicles?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Open that face and you like it.
Poop.... in a sock:
No!
Matt:
That's spider mode baby!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Full Spider Mode. I
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh man.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
wonder if there's other modes.
Poop.... in a sock:
Good-
Matt:
I would... I... Ah, okay.
Ghost in this Hell:
Probably. I mean if there's spider mode, there's all sorts of other modes
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What
Ghost in this Hell:
you
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
possible
Ghost in this Hell:
can get into
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
purpose is for them to have retractable faces?
Poop.... in a sock:
Sexual harassment.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
Don't they do a lot of like connecting to them through that way? Like wasn't there plugins and stuff?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh,
Matt:
Like
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
there's
Poop.... in a sock:
thing.
Matt:
a
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
plugins
Matt:
real
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Matt:
answer.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all right.
Ghost in this Hell:
but like
Matt:
Son
Ghost in this Hell:
that's
Matt:
of a
Ghost in this Hell:
a
Matt:
bitch.
Ghost in this Hell:
choice, right? Oh, maybe, yeah, maybe it's a different kind of plug.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Uh...
Ghost in this Hell:
It's for the packages that Roger sells.
Matt:
No, it's like, no, it's just like a USB-C,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh yeah.
Matt:
not a Rogers
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, sure.
Matt:
package.
Ghost in this Hell:
Listen,
Poop.... in a sock:
USB
Ghost in this Hell:
listen,
Poop.... in a sock:
USB
Ghost in this Hell:
1299,
Poop.... in a sock:
car
Ghost in this Hell:
it's an extra on your package. Now it's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Now
Ghost in this Hell:
USB-C.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to USB stick.
Ghost in this Hell:
Like...
Poop.... in a sock:
Now it's a USB stick. You can just plug it all in, bro. Universally. Have you ever
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That actually
Poop.... in a sock:
wanted
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
would
Poop.... in a sock:
to fuck
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
be...
Poop.... in a sock:
all your devices in your
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean
Poop.... in a sock:
house?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
don't even lie, that would be pretty handy. You're just like, oh man,
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I
Ghost in this Hell:
it would. It
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gotta
Ghost in this Hell:
would.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
drop a file off of my buddy's place. Bloop!
Poop.... in a sock:
Have you ever wanted to fuck your USB hub? Now with the USB-C
Ghost in this Hell:
Thanks for watching!
Poop.... in a sock:
adapter, you can. Have you ever wanted to fuck your ring light? Now you can with your USB-C.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hold on guys, I gotta upload my files off my computer. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha
Poop.... in a sock:
I'm sorry.
Matt:
Spencer, thank you for dropping off your load.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Matt:
That was great.
Poop.... in a sock:
Upload
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha! Yeah,
Poop.... in a sock:
and
Ghost in this Hell:
I've...
Poop.... in a sock:
down.
Ghost in this Hell:
I... Your payload received. Hahaha!
Matt:
I'm gonna try to ask a different question here and hopefully
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Gagebot
Matt:
steer away
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
engage-
Matt:
from...
Poop.... in a sock:
Try it.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
engage Ladybug face mode?
Matt:
Just the whole thing. Okay,
Poop.... in a sock:
They
Matt:
simple.
Poop.... in a sock:
scary.
Matt:
Not simple. Very confusing part of the movie. So we see Dr. Oulet use it a lot. She has this like computer screen that she uses to read the major's code.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
And so you see like, what is that? How does code work in this world? Like I know. actually do development work. Explain it to me.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Explain coding.
Poop.... in a sock:
Haha!
Ghost in this Hell:
Listen, listen, anyone who does any little bit of coding knows not to pause when there's code showing on the screen on a movie. The way that code works in this is apparently has texture according to Dr. Poulet
Matt:
Nice.
Ghost in this Hell:
or Roulet
Poop.... in a sock:
Dr.
Ghost in this Hell:
or
Poop.... in a sock:
Goulet!
Ghost in this Hell:
whatever her name is.
Poop.... in a sock:
Dr. Goulet!
Ghost in this Hell:
Goulet, yeah. I think what it does is... Hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Slow down.
Ghost in this Hell:
It probably... listen,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No,
Ghost in this Hell:
I'm
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no,
Ghost in this Hell:
trying.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
go slower.
Ghost in this Hell:
I think no. I don't know how it works, Matt. I'm sorry. Hahaha.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
fair!
Matt:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Poop.... in a sock:
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's fair, you know what? I respect it.
Ghost in this Hell:
I tried and I failed.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I respect the composure.
Ghost in this Hell:
It doesn't make any fucking sense is what I'm saying. Like
Matt:
Okay.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Now hear me
Ghost in this Hell:
it's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
out,
Ghost in this Hell:
not,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think.
Matt:
Okay.
Ghost in this Hell:
it's fucking stupid.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think,
Matt:
Fair.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you know what, I don't have it either. I'm gonna step back.
Matt:
All right.
Ghost in this Hell:
That's fair. Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Is it HTML?
Matt:
Let me, let me,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I don't know what coding is, but it looked
Matt:
let's,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like HTML.
Matt:
it's fine. Let, no, it, no, it wasn't. Well, it was all coding can look like, anyways, don't worry about it, it's formatting. Let's ask a different question. Apparently you can see glitches and doctor would like to see all of the majors glitches and glitches
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh yeah.
Matt:
is code for whatever the fuck they want it to be. So what do you think some of the majors worst glitches were? The ones we didn't see, the ones that are too hot for TV, if you will.
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So glitches are fragments of old memories.
Matt:
Yeah, we saw her have like, she kept seeing like the burning, like,
Ghost in this Hell:
Pagoda?
Matt:
pagoda. Um, she saw the cat on the street a couple of times. So like
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
other things where it would pop up and she would have this like, uh, false visual situation.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Imagine she just has like a glitch that's just the entirety of Jurassic World Dominion.
Poop.... in a sock:
AHHHHHHHHH!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It just comes up. No!
Poop.... in a sock:
That's a winner.
Ghost in this Hell:
That would
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No!
Ghost in this Hell:
explain that would explain
Poop.... in a sock:
Not again!
Ghost in this Hell:
the Scar Joe's acting in this because
Matt:
Maybe
Ghost in this Hell:
then that's why she would
Matt:
is
Ghost in this Hell:
act
Matt:
is she like one of the dinosaurs? Is she the pilot in the Jurassic Park?
Ghost in this Hell:
She's blue.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Why is she
Ghost in this Hell:
She's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in the
Ghost in this Hell:
blue.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
movie? No, it's a memory of her watching the entire movie, not from the perspective of a dinosaur. She wasn't
Ghost in this Hell:
Why
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in the
Ghost in this Hell:
not?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
movie. I know Matt those dinosaurs weren't real.
Matt:
Whaaaa?
Ghost in this Hell:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Uh...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That would be traumatic.
Poop.... in a sock:
I think one of her worst memory glitches that would pop up was the time she was on the shitter after eating a tomahawk steak and after using the toilet, looked back
Matt:
I don't like
Poop.... in a sock:
and
Matt:
where
Poop.... in a sock:
was
Matt:
this
Poop.... in a sock:
like,
Matt:
is going.
Poop.... in a sock:
argh!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I hate you.
Matt:
Bye.
Ghost in this Hell:
But why was she like that? It was like, oh, it looks like mom,
Matt:
So
Ghost in this Hell:
something
Matt:
she's
Ghost in this Hell:
like
Matt:
gonna
Ghost in this Hell:
that.
Matt:
see, how is this gonna manifest? She's gonna see like a toilet
Poop.... in a sock:
See ya.
Matt:
in the sky or like how does this work?
Poop.... in a sock:
She's in the interrogation room and she's trying to put the verbal screws into the suspect and she looks away and she sees a toilet. She's like, no, not this again. I need to focus.
Matt:
Yeah,
Poop.... in a sock:
It was too much food.
Matt:
I'm probably just going to go ahead and
Ghost in this Hell:
You
Matt:
delete that
Ghost in this Hell:
ate
Matt:
from this
Ghost in this Hell:
too
Matt:
podcast.
Ghost in this Hell:
much
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's the
Ghost in this Hell:
food!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
worst answer ever.
Poop.... in a sock:
I
Matt:
Just
Poop.... in a sock:
know
Matt:
get
Poop.... in a sock:
it's
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh
Matt:
a...
Poop.... in a sock:
not.
Ghost in this Hell:
my God.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It is.
Poop.... in a sock:
No, it's
Matt:
Well,
Poop.... in a sock:
not.
Matt:
of the two answers I got, it's the last
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Matt:
right now,
Poop.... in a sock:
Just
Matt:
so
Poop.... in a sock:
give it,
Matt:
we'll see.
Poop.... in a sock:
give everybody else a shot and we'll see what's what, son.
Matt:
Let's see how it goes. Well, Lucy,
Ghost in this Hell:
I think...
Matt:
you got to break the barrier of looking at shit.
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh God. Okay. I think
Poop.... in a sock:
Think
Ghost in this Hell:
you know
Poop.... in a sock:
about
Ghost in this Hell:
what
Poop.... in a sock:
it.
Ghost in this Hell:
she would see... Because she apparently she was like a lot younger than what her shell looked like after she was made into it, right?
Matt:
Yep.
Ghost in this Hell:
So it would be something like I don't know... Going to high school, doing like something in high school probably. Like walking in on two teachers having sex in the teachers... I don't know.
Matt:
Worst
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,
Matt:
or best?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I was
Ghost in this Hell:
Hear
Poop.... in a sock:
Mr.
Ghost in this Hell:
me
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gonna
Ghost in this Hell:
out.
Poop.... in a sock:
McGillicuddy?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
say, I'm like,
Matt:
Ha!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
what? No, two unattractive
Ghost in this Hell:
Hear me out.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
teachers.
Matt:
Ha ha ha.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
Both teachers had eaten tomahawk
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh
Ghost in this Hell:
steaks.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no.
Ghost in this Hell:
No, I'm kidding.
Poop.... in a sock:
Ha!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Now it's all starting to make sense.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mr. McGillicuddy and Mrs. Brock, why are you having jumping time on the desk listening to BTS?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
BTS!
Ghost in this Hell:
Why- why BTS?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That makes it so much
Matt:
As
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
worse
Matt:
the host of this podcast,
Ghost in this Hell:
If you're watching this, I'm going to be talking about the first two episodes of the series. So, if you're interested in watching the first two episodes of the series, I'm going to be talking about the first two episodes of the series. So, if you're interested in watching the first two episodes of the series, I'm going to be talking about the first two episodes of the series. So, if you're interested in watching the first two episodes of the series, I'm going to be talking about the first two episodes of the series. So, if you're interested in watching the first two episodes of the series, I'm going to be talking about the first two episodes of the series.
Matt:
I'm hitting eject out of this entire conversation.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Smart.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
We're going to cleanse our palates by going back to one of our standby questions because good Lord.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
What's the best scene of this movie?
Poop.... in a sock:
I have to say it was B Takeshi's scene when he goes in, when I thought he was getting murked in his car.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah!
Poop.... in a sock:
And I was like, something bad is going to happen. They're taking their sweet time to get in the car. And then the hit squad came in, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, they all tried to 50-set him. Then he pops out alive and then
Ghost in this Hell:
Drops
Poop.... in a sock:
takes them out.
Ghost in this Hell:
drops a drops like a nugget of wisdom to don't send the rabbits to hunt the Fox. That
Poop.... in a sock:
which
Ghost in this Hell:
was
Poop.... in a sock:
was
Ghost in this Hell:
great
Poop.... in a sock:
dope,
Ghost in this Hell:
That
Poop.... in a sock:
that was dope.
Ghost in this Hell:
that is a good scene. I have to agree. Yeah
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You had the bullet booklet.
Ghost in this Hell:
No, no 10 10 no notes
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Good scene.
Matt:
anything
Ghost in this Hell:
Matt,
Matt:
else.
Ghost in this Hell:
Matt, don't ask us for more. This movie
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well
Ghost in this Hell:
is garbage.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you're lucky
Ghost in this Hell:
There's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you got
Ghost in this Hell:
not good
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that!
Ghost in this Hell:
scenes
Matt:
I'm
Ghost in this Hell:
in this
Matt:
gay.
Ghost in this Hell:
movie.
Matt:
Moving
Poop.... in a sock:
Stop
Matt:
on!
Poop.... in a sock:
milking. Don't stop milking.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ah.
Poop.... in a sock:
Just because it has teats, that doesn't mean you can milk it.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I like the spider gauges.
Ghost in this Hell:
HAHAHA
Matt:
I said moving
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's
Matt:
on
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all right,
Matt:
Spencer.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
okay,
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
alright!
Matt:
What? No, we'll do that in a minute. Let's go back. Let's go test
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
Ooh,
Poop.... in a sock:
yo,
Matt:
it again.
Poop.... in a sock:
yo. Yeah,
Matt:
Let's
Poop.... in a sock:
yo, yo.
Matt:
see what happens.
Ghost in this Hell:
teaser,
Matt:
A
Ghost in this Hell:
a teaser.
Matt:
teaser, if you will. Hey, so in the movie, we saw these guys in, I guess it was a dump truck? Like a work truck?
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, garbage truck.
Matt:
They're the humans that apparently have enough cybernetic implants to let Kuze take them over. And I guess they carry guns to work because they had a bunch of
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I was very confused by that too, and invisible camo.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
And invisible camel yeah, so like I mean I guess their job super dangerous in the future. Don't
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Where'd
Matt:
be
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they
Matt:
a garbage
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gar-
Matt:
man
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah I was gonna say, where they were garbage men.
Ghost in this Hell:
They try to make it so that like Koozay hid that thing there. So when he did hack, the guy would use it, but it's so thin. Like the excuse that they give
Matt:
Yeah,
Poop.... in a sock:
Hey
Ghost in this Hell:
is like,
Poop.... in a sock:
Jim!
Matt:
I looked away
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah, sure.
Matt:
for a second.
Poop.... in a sock:
Jim, this
Ghost in this Hell:
They
Poop.... in a sock:
ramen is-
Ghost in this Hell:
just have, oh, another gun there. There's
Poop.... in a sock:
Nie.
Ghost in this Hell:
another gun
Poop.... in a sock:
Nie.
Ghost in this Hell:
along with our three guns that we always have
Poop.... in a sock:
Well,
Ghost in this Hell:
here.
Poop.... in a sock:
actually, I think that the that koozays like work around like similar to like activating these agents was like those physical like those weapons were there, but they weren't there for them. Like you don't see it until
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh!
Poop.... in a sock:
you're triggered, just like how the guy thought he had a whole a whole ass daughter and wife family in a particular in a particular location. No, he didn't.
Matt:
Yeah, so anyways, what I
Poop.... in a sock:
Yo!
Matt:
want to know is, obviously in the future, the bagged fast food wars have been concluded.
Poop.... in a sock:
Tag him.
Matt:
And clearly
Poop.... in a sock:
Tag
Matt:
there's a
Poop.... in a sock:
him.
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahahaha
Matt:
winner. And I want to know which fast food company won the bagged food wars.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
They're eating ramen out of a plastic bag if I recall.
Matt:
Yeah, that,
Poop.... in a sock:
Thanks for watching!
Matt:
I mean, obviously it's Japan, so they're serving ramen, but don't get,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,
Matt:
you know, tripped
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just
Matt:
up by
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
what's
Matt:
it. That
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a
Matt:
doesn't
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
good...
Matt:
mean
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah.
Matt:
that
Ghost in this Hell:
I,
Matt:
Arby's couldn't
Ghost in this Hell:
it
Matt:
have
Ghost in this Hell:
is.
Matt:
won this. They just
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
But
Matt:
serve,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they wouldn't!
Matt:
you know, I mean.
Ghost in this Hell:
No, it's it is I'm gonna say it is the mega conglomerate that became came out of Taco Bell and Pizza Hut
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Mmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
Taco Hut
Matt:
Um, is that
Ghost in this Hell:
or pizza bell, pizza bell
Matt:
sorry,
Ghost in this Hell:
is better.
Matt:
is, is pizza
Poop.... in a sock:
BOOM!
Matt:
bell just for North America or just internationally?
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, no, it's Taco Hut in the US
Matt:
Okay.
Ghost in this Hell:
and then Pizza Bell
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Are you saying that
Ghost in this Hell:
internationally.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
this is a shared
Matt:
Thank
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
universe
Matt:
you.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
with demolition, man?
Matt:
I guess that's what's happening
Ghost in this Hell:
It is
Matt:
right
Ghost in this Hell:
now.
Matt:
now.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
How, how is your order packaged from pizza? How is it in the bag?
Ghost in this Hell:
So, okay, so it's a very complex process that takes most of the onboarding for the servers.
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
So they go into like the containers where the pizza capsules are, they water the capsules, they become a pizza, they shove it in a bag and give it to you.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and you eat it. All
Poop.... in a sock:
I dig that.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
right, okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
Through your
Ghost in this Hell:
You
Poop.... in a sock:
mouth
Ghost in this Hell:
eat it from
Poop.... in a sock:
hole.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I thought
Ghost in this Hell:
the
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it was
Ghost in this Hell:
bag.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just a bag of ground beef. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Poop.... in a sock:
Ha ha ha
Ghost in this Hell:
I
Poop.... in a sock:
ha
Ghost in this Hell:
mean,
Poop.... in a sock:
ha!
Ghost in this Hell:
that's the premium
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
See
Ghost in this Hell:
package.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ya.
Matt:
So for the Japanese
Ghost in this Hell:
It comes pre-digested.
Matt:
market, they then take those pizzas and they treat noodles out of them and they give
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Just
Matt:
you
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
drain
Matt:
a tomato
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yes.
Matt:
soup. So
Ghost in this Hell:
If
Matt:
it's
Ghost in this Hell:
you
Matt:
a pizza
Ghost in this Hell:
use no
Matt:
ramen.
Ghost in this Hell:
if you use if you use Asian water that it turns into noodles
Matt:
I don't think
Ghost in this Hell:
if
Matt:
you're
Ghost in this Hell:
you
Matt:
allowed
Ghost in this Hell:
use
Matt:
to say
Ghost in this Hell:
other
Matt:
that.
Ghost in this Hell:
water
Matt:
I-
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What's
Ghost in this Hell:
it turns
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Asian
Ghost in this Hell:
I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
water? What the
Matt:
now,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
fuck are you talking
Matt:
I don't-
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
about?
Matt:
I don't-
Ghost in this Hell:
don't know I don't know
Matt:
Who are you,
Poop.... in a sock:
Asian
Matt:
John
Ghost in this Hell:
I don't
Poop.... in a sock:
one.
Ghost in this Hell:
know
Matt:
Cutter?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Um...
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh, uh, uh, uh, foreshadowing.
Ghost in this Hell:
Uh,
Matt:
Actually, I don't know if his
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah,
Matt:
name is
Ghost in this Hell:
no,
Matt:
John
Ghost in this Hell:
they serve
Matt:
Cutter.
Ghost in this Hell:
everything.
Matt:
It just
Ghost in this Hell:
They
Matt:
says
Ghost in this Hell:
have...
Matt:
Cutter here, but I'm going
Ghost in this Hell:
They
Matt:
John.
Ghost in this Hell:
have everything.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
John gutter
Ghost in this Hell:
Isn't
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sounds
Ghost in this Hell:
John
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
right.
Ghost in this Hell:
Cutter the name of...
Matt:
I'm sorry.
Ghost in this Hell:
Isn't John Cutter the name of like a Sylvester Stallone character
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It is
Ghost in this Hell:
or something?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
now.
Matt:
Yeah, sure.
Ghost in this Hell:
It is
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm trying
Ghost in this Hell:
now.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to think of what fast food chains would work best in a plastic bag, that you eat straight out of a plastic bag.
Poop.... in a sock:
Well,
Ghost in this Hell:
Taco Bell, because
Poop.... in a sock:
sure.
Ghost in this Hell:
then you can you can you eat out of it and then you shit into it because you're gonna
Poop.... in a sock:
HAHAHAHA!
Ghost in this Hell:
need it
Matt:
I really think this podcast
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It looks the
Matt:
needs
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
exact
Matt:
about
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
same.
Matt:
a thousand percent less shit conversations.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I hate it so much.
Ghost in this Hell:
I blame Chris. I blame Chris.
Poop.... in a sock:
I have a suggestion based
Ghost in this Hell:
Okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
on the answer.
Ghost in this Hell:
Okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
Well, okay. So we knew of Jack in the Box, but in this future scenario, it's gonna be Sasuke in a box because...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they're in bags.
Matt:
Okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
Exactly.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, Saski in the bag.
Poop.... in a sock:
body bag.
Matt:
I
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, Jesus, wha- where are you going with this?
Poop.... in a sock:
I tried to bring Jack in the Box to this situation and you flipped it and I just ended it, okay?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think.
Matt:
What, so what am I getting in this bag of food exactly?
Poop.... in a sock:
It's supposed to be hamburgers.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in a bag.
Matt:
And okay, in a bag.
Poop.... in a sock:
It was a box, but now it's a bag. And I said, okay.
Matt:
Okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
So.
Ghost in this Hell:
Is it like, is the burger like assembled in there or is it just like, like all the parts of the burger just thrown in there?
Poop.... in a sock:
They've managed to dehydrate this hamburger. So now it looks like shredded lettuce bits, but they're multicolored, like they're in the colors of like parts of the hamburger.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like dehydrated
Poop.... in a sock:
So
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ice
Poop.... in a sock:
it's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
cream.
Poop.... in a sock:
not in a way like shavings,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
They're like beads.
Poop.... in a sock:
like deconstructed,
Ghost in this Hell:
Hamburger
Poop.... in a sock:
beans?
Ghost in this Hell:
shavings! Mmm, yum!
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah. So work with it
Ghost in this Hell:
Ahhhh
Poop.... in a sock:
because it's in a bag, right? And like, they're still crispy, but like you still taste each component that came from said burger that used to be whole, but now has been dehydrated and shaved for your eating consumption.
Matt:
I feel like this is why Chris
Ghost in this Hell:
So.
Matt:
got a second mouth so he can eat his dehydrated
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all the swallow hole.
Matt:
burger
Poop.... in a sock:
Ha! Ha!
Matt:
shred.
Poop.... in a sock:
Ha!
Matt:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
So Matt, I
Matt:
swallow
Ghost in this Hell:
think you have
Matt:
hole.
Ghost in this Hell:
your answer.
Poop.... in a sock:
It's called the mastication machine.
Ghost in this Hell:
The franchise
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Don't try and
Ghost in this Hell:
that
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
dress
Ghost in this Hell:
won
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it up.
Ghost in this Hell:
was White Castle. It's
Matt:
White
Ghost in this Hell:
clearly
Matt:
Castle?
Ghost in this Hell:
White Castle won
Matt:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
this,
Matt:
what?
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.
Matt:
Sure, why not? That's it.
Poop.... in a sock:
White Castle,
Ghost in this Hell:
I'm
Matt:
That's
Ghost in this Hell:
out.
Poop.... in a sock:
we got
Matt:
much
Poop.... in a sock:
a lot
Matt:
better
Poop.... in a sock:
of,
Matt:
than Arby's. I'll just
Poop.... in a sock:
we
Matt:
go
Poop.... in a sock:
got
Matt:
fuck
Poop.... in a sock:
a lot
Matt:
myself.
Poop.... in a sock:
of, we got more than enough Blanc in this anyway.
Matt:
I'll just go fuck myself. I'm going back to a regular question because
Poop.... in a sock:
Hahahaha
Matt:
I can't handle
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Matt:
this shit. Fuck. What was the worst character relationship in this movie?
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh God.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean.
Ghost in this Hell:
Is it the mum and Motoko
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I was gonna say, probably her
Ghost in this Hell:
or?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and her mom.
Matt:
What about
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Matt:
John Cutter and the Asians?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That was also a bad, bad
Poop.... in a sock:
Ahhhhhhhhhh...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
rep.
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no,
Poop.... in a sock:
Racism!
Ghost in this Hell:
oh no,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Uh...
Ghost in this Hell:
John,
Poop.... in a sock:
Racism!
Ghost in this Hell:
John Cutter and some strays.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You gotta make sure his name
Poop.... in a sock:
Racism alert.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
John
Poop.... in a sock:
it was just, it's,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Cutter
Poop.... in a sock:
it's, it's, it's,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
before you throw him
Poop.... in a sock:
it's,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
right
Poop.... in a sock:
it's, it's,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
under the
Poop.... in a sock:
it's,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
bus.
Matt:
Bye.
Poop.... in a sock:
it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah
Poop.... in a sock:
it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hey,
Poop.... in a sock:
it's, it's,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
John,
Poop.... in a sock:
it's, it's, it's, it's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
John,
Ghost in this Hell:
No! Fuck
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
there's
Ghost in this Hell:
you!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a very
Ghost in this Hell:
Fuck
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
popular
Ghost in this Hell:
you!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
podcast and they're telling me that that you put
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Asian children Inside of white people. Is that a fact? Who is this?
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh. You're calling
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, phrasing,
Poop.... in a sock:
me!
Ghost in this Hell:
phrasing.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean, that is what they did. That was quite
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the shock.
Ghost in this Hell:
God.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You think that was?
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
I can't prove that John cutter is John is his name, but we're going
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
We're
Matt:
with
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
going
Matt:
it.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
with the, we're
Poop.... in a sock:
Okay.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
going with John Cutter. Yeah,
Matt:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
so in the film, John Cutter took the brains of young Asian children and put them into the bodies of attractive white people.
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And that,
Poop.... in a sock:
Wow.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and they went with that. They read that on a script and said yes.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
But,
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
I...
Matt:
but...
Ghost in this Hell:
Matt, Matt!
Matt:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
Do you know who John Kutter is?
Poop.... in a sock:
Something Mars?
Ghost in this Hell:
Wesley Snipes character from Passenger 57. That's
Matt:
Oh,
Ghost in this Hell:
where you're getting it
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh
Ghost in this Hell:
from.
Matt:
I've been Cher.
Ghost in this Hell:
There you go.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
How dare you
Matt:
Sorry,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
slander
Matt:
Wesley.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
his name.
Ghost in this Hell:
That's...
Matt:
My bad, but here we are.
Poop.... in a sock:
puts.
Ghost in this Hell:
I didn't!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Wesley will sue
Matt:
Moving
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
us, he
Matt:
on.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
needs the money.
Matt:
Moving
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Matt:
back to, now we did taxes, he likes us.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Matt:
It's
Ghost in this Hell:
we
Matt:
fine.
Ghost in this Hell:
did taxes.
Poop.... in a sock:
True,
Ghost in this Hell:
He was fine.
Poop.... in a sock:
true, we've
Matt:
I gotta
Poop.... in a sock:
got
Matt:
go
Poop.... in a sock:
credit.
Matt:
back to Spencer's point. Spencer, so you're telling me that all 98 sacrifices, quote unquote,
Poop.... in a sock:
Air quote.
Matt:
were Japanese.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean, they're in Japan, and they were just getting random kids off the
Matt:
But
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
street.
Matt:
there's all the scientists, all the smart people were not Asian,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well, that,
Matt:
as this movie
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
well,
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Matt:
told
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sorry,
Matt:
us.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all the, all
Ghost in this Hell:
That's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the smart
Ghost in this Hell:
not a
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
people
Ghost in this Hell:
good thing.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
cut or hired were non-Asians.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Matt:
Right?
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So, uh, I wouldn't, I wouldn't
Ghost in this Hell:
that's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
trust it.
Ghost in this Hell:
Norwegians.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.
Matt:
Well, point proven
Ghost in this Hell:
They were
Matt:
then.
Ghost in this Hell:
not just white, they were Norwegian, all of them.
Matt:
Well, what was
Ghost in this Hell:
Dr.
Matt:
French?
Ghost in this Hell:
Poulet
Poop.... in a sock:
GULAY!
Ghost in this Hell:
and yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
Also, chin-
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I really
Matt:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
am sure
Poop.... in a sock:
Goosa.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I was shocked by that in the film. When
Matt:
I liked
Ghost in this Hell:
Do
Matt:
it.
Ghost in this Hell:
we?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that was
Matt:
I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a
Matt:
liked
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
twist.
Matt:
that they, they did, they made them all white and they didn't have to say they took Asian people and put them in white bodies, but they did it anyways.
Ghost in this Hell:
But they did.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
This is like
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a get out
Ghost in this Hell:
That's...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
situation.
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Matt:
Kinda.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
This is like the get out film. This is a whole other layer of
Ghost in this Hell:
That was
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
horror.
Ghost in this Hell:
like...
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, because it's like, someone like, someone said it, I don't know who it was, but like, someone wrote this on the script, and they were like, yeah, let's go with that.
Poop.... in a sock:
you
Ghost in this Hell:
Like, they didn't have to, or maybe, well, no, that's not in the script. But maybe, do you guys think that that were like, out of the 98 that they sacrificed? Do you think any of them were not
Matt:
I asked that question.
Ghost in this Hell:
And
Poop.... in a sock:
Whoo,
Matt:
Thank
Ghost in this Hell:
do you
Matt:
you
Ghost in this Hell:
think
Matt:
for
Poop.... in a sock:
whoo.
Matt:
repeating this
Ghost in this Hell:
do
Matt:
podcast.
Ghost in this Hell:
you think wait wait, yeah, I'm gonna I'm going
Matt:
Oh,
Ghost in this Hell:
to kind of
Matt:
are you going to make it better
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah
Matt:
now that I caught you?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm gonna change
Ghost in this Hell:
Sure
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it, is what I'm saying.
Ghost in this Hell:
sure
Poop.... in a sock:
Quickly!
Ghost in this Hell:
sure
Poop.... in a sock:
Quickly!
Ghost in this Hell:
do you do we think that cutter thought that they failed because they weren't white
Poop.... in a sock:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Matt:
I don't think I'm equipped to answer these questions.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's cutters and monsters, so I'm gonna go
Ghost in this Hell:
I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
with
Ghost in this Hell:
am,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yes
Ghost in this Hell:
I am too white to answer this question.
Poop.... in a sock:
It's quite possible if I try to connect, I'm gonna try to connect this dot.
Matt:
Okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
I think what he was aiming for was designed white privilege.
Matt:
Uhhh...
Ghost in this Hell:
Okay,
Poop.... in a sock:
by program.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'll
Ghost in this Hell:
I'm
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
hear
Ghost in this Hell:
scared,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
me out. I
Ghost in this Hell:
but
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
think
Ghost in this Hell:
continue.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
he was his he was going for what people will call the final solution
Poop.... in a sock:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh shit.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Because it goes power. Exactly. He's a firm believer of ghost power.
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ghost and the shell
Matt:
It's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
power.
Matt:
all coming together.
Ghost in this Hell:
you asked, listen, you asked me who I would recast. Gary Busey should have played cutter.
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh,
Matt:
Okay.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
don't get me started on Garabusi. Oh
Matt:
Oh
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no,
Matt:
God.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
did somebody call my name?
Ghost in this Hell:
I'm sorry I summoned
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Did somebody,
Ghost in this Hell:
him. No, go away!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
intergalactic
Ghost in this Hell:
Go away,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
aliens
Ghost in this Hell:
Gary! No!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
are coming
Ghost in this Hell:
Go
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in
Ghost in this Hell:
away!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
from my brain?
Matt:
This is why you're not a professional podcaster,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I am.
Matt:
cause you do this shit.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
There's a ghost in my shell, his name is Seamus. I talk to him daily. Seamus is my best friend. He told me
Matt:
Hey,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to burn things.
Matt:
hey, Gary, Gary,
Poop.... in a sock:
Your scary
Matt:
Gary.
Poop.... in a sock:
music is bleeding into forest guppet, it's magnificent!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I heard Seamus say my name. You say my name Seamus.
Matt:
Gary, can you turn on your Minecom
Ghost in this Hell:
Ehh...
Matt:
please?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm on alternate on my mom, but the problem with the mind calm is they can be picked up
Matt:
Ha!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
from intergalactic beings
Matt:
I understand. Um, turn your mic
Ghost in this Hell:
Ugh.
Matt:
on. I need to talk to Spencer for a minute.
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha ha ha!
Poop.... in a sock:
You're molesting my ears!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in the my shell. Shame is you have control.
Matt:
Uh, you know what? That was a mistake. I should just ask our crazy questions instead.
Ghost in this Hell:
I'm gonna go to bed.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You say Gary Busey? I heard my
Matt:
I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
name
Matt:
did
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
again.
Matt:
not.
Ghost in this Hell:
No
Matt:
No, I did
Ghost in this Hell:
shit,
Matt:
not.
Ghost in this Hell:
no.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
must have been one of the voices.
Matt:
Hey.
Ghost in this Hell:
He's the real mind, he's
Matt:
I want to
Ghost in this Hell:
the real mindhacker.
Matt:
Gary, I want to talk about Matoko's mom or like not Maitre's mom, Matoko's mom.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Okay.
Matt:
So so no, Gary, Gary, you have to go
Ghost in this Hell:
Get out, Gary!
Matt:
get out.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Ghost in this Hell:
Get off the line!
Poop.... in a sock:
Ow, Satan, ow!
Matt:
So, Motoko's mom apparently lets strangers in her house.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She let me in.
Matt:
It's a two part question. One part.
Ghost in this Hell:
Did you think
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm
Ghost in this Hell:
you
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gonna
Ghost in this Hell:
were
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
go
Ghost in this Hell:
her daughter
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
learn.
Ghost in this Hell:
too? Is that what happened,
Matt:
Maybe.
Ghost in this Hell:
Gary?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I am her daughter. We are
Matt:
No,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all daughters
Matt:
you're not.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of her.
Matt:
No, Gary is
Ghost in this Hell:
Ugh,
Matt:
bad, Gary.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Gary's
Ghost in this Hell:
God.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not here
Matt:
Don't forget.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
right now, this is Seamus.
Ghost in this Hell:
Thanks for watching!
Matt:
Shamus, don't make me get the spray bottle again. Don't make me get it. Matoko's mom, how many random strangers has Matoko's mom let into her house for tea, quote unquote?
Ghost in this Hell:
How many?
Matt:
Yeah, how many? This can't be the
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh
Matt:
first.
Ghost in this Hell:
God.
Matt:
She clearly have done this before.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well, she let her in without
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, for sure.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
her saying anything. I believe she didn't
Matt:
No.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
say a word.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So.
Matt:
Correct.
Ghost in this Hell:
Well, she picked up her cat
Matt:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
and that was enough.
Matt:
And the cat liked her.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah. Yeah. So I think anybody who the cat liked.
Matt:
Right.
Ghost in this Hell:
which potentially is like hundreds of people.
Matt:
So
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ma'am, we're here to check your
Matt:
I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
water
Matt:
am.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
system. You remind me of my daughter!
Poop.... in a sock:
Hehehehe
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ma'am, I need to check
Matt:
Heheheheh...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
your pumps.
Matt:
Eh... Ma'am.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You're just like her! She loved the water pumps!
Matt:
A-
Poop.... in a sock:
Hehehe
Ghost in this Hell:
Why is the Japanese woman
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm doing a Japanese
Ghost in this Hell:
like...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
woman. Are you have to ask who my John cutter?
Matt:
All
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.
Matt:
right.
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh god.
Matt:
I need to ask this question. How does the cat know that Major is Masoko?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The cat has a mind calm.
Poop.... in a sock:
Cats.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Obviously.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
Just got to scream
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Meow!
Matt:
back.
Ghost in this Hell:
I'm
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I
Ghost in this Hell:
out.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
can hear you, Squiggles!
Poop.... in a sock:
No... MWAAAAAAA MWAAAAA
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, she understands the cat so she the cat talks to her and the mind comes and she answers
Matt:
All right, I'm gonna ask one more question and I need y'all to focus.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Okay.
Matt:
Gonna answer this question. It's very important.
Ghost in this Hell:
Okay.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm
Matt:
No, not
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh
Matt:
you.
Ghost in this Hell:
no.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you, Gary!
Ghost in this Hell:
No, no. Out! Get out of the light!
Matt:
What do you think Matoko's
Poop.... in a sock:
Eh.
Matt:
mom's worst pick-up line is when she tries to lure these strangers into her house?
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no! Is she like a serial killer?
Matt:
No, no, she just wants
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That'd be a
Matt:
company
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
great twist.
Matt:
and to find her daughter. I guess. I don't
Ghost in this Hell:
What
Matt:
know.
Ghost in this Hell:
a great...
Poop.... in a sock:
Do you like feet?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No. Come in
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and
Ghost in this Hell:
my
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
put
Ghost in this Hell:
god.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on the dress, little girl. Ma'am, I'm here about your water filtration system. That's what she used
Ghost in this Hell:
Ah
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to say every day.
Ghost in this Hell:
She, I mean, she would
Poop.... in a sock:
Chicken?
Ghost in this Hell:
go, you know, that cat likes you. Do you want to come inside and see my other pussy?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I hate you so much. I just hate it.
Ghost in this Hell:
Listen, he asked for the worst pick-up lines.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Matt:
No.
Ghost in this Hell:
I don't know. I don't know.
Poop.... in a sock:
Do
Matt:
Why,
Poop.... in a sock:
you love your mommy?
Matt:
why do you all like this? Why
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh
Matt:
can't
Ghost in this Hell:
no.
Matt:
we
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I
Matt:
just
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
have a normal question.
Matt:
answer the question?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
Cause they pat...
Ghost in this Hell:
Have a normal conversation.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well you said pick up line.
Ghost in this Hell:
Because Seamus was here and he ruined everything.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Come in for some
Matt:
She's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
tea,
Matt:
trying to
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it's not drugged. Mwahahah!
Matt:
All right, fine. Let me change it. It's not a pickup line. It is what is her worst luring line?
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Matt:
Shall I lure these people into her house?
Ghost in this Hell:
I see you like the cat likes you, no, I'm kidding.
Poop.... in a sock:
you
Ghost in this Hell:
Uh.
Poop.... in a sock:
It's so cold! Come in, come in and have a chat!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's
Poop.... in a sock:
Thanks for watching!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not that
Ghost in this Hell:
Okay,
Matt:
That's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
bad.
Matt:
actually
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That,
Matt:
really bad, so...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I don't...
Ghost in this Hell:
I need a follow up
Poop.... in a sock:
but it's
Ghost in this Hell:
question.
Poop.... in a sock:
not cold outside, it's like summer.
Ghost in this Hell:
What is
Matt:
Oh,
Ghost in this Hell:
she
Matt:
got him.
Ghost in this Hell:
luring them in for?
Matt:
I don't know, man. It's just
Poop.... in a sock:
company.
Matt:
letting
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She- no, she wants-
Matt:
company, she's lonely.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she- sh- they remind her of her daughter!
Matt:
Yeah, she misses her
Ghost in this Hell:
So
Matt:
daughter.
Ghost in this Hell:
like everybody.
Matt:
Yes.
Ghost in this Hell:
Okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
Do you have family?
Ghost in this Hell:
Uh.
Matt:
Literally anybody who goes near 1912
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Matt:
within like a 10 mile radius she will try to call them in. Bullhorn out the window. Hello you remind me of my...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah well in the movie
Ghost in this Hell:
I was
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like Scarlett
Ghost in this Hell:
like...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Johansson comes in and she says that within two minutes without Scarlett Johansson saying a word so it doesn't take much to remind
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
her of of her daughter
Matt:
Yeah, she doesn't say anything, she clearly doesn't look like her daughter was being whitewashed and all, so I'm not sure
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.
Matt:
how she got there.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Man, there's a serious,
Poop.... in a sock:
Didn't she up?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
serious poison problem in the area. You remember, my daughter used to say that. Man, you need to
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
leave immediately.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
Hahaha
Poop.... in a sock:
She said that she sees her daughter in everything, so even the mailman's coming through, he's like, oh, hi, hi, hi, hi, good day, miss. And she's like, oh, you lay those envelopes down so nicely. You remind me of my dad.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Come in with some
Matt:
Chris,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
tea!
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,
Matt:
how'd you make that dirty?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
exactly.
Poop.... in a sock:
It's not dirty!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You lay those envelopes so nicely!
Matt:
Come on and
Poop.... in a sock:
What?!
Matt:
lay
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
your envelopes in me. Oh yes.
Poop.... in a sock:
That's disgusting! Think of the paper
Ghost in this Hell:
Wow
Poop.... in a sock:
cuts! That's not where I was going!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Did you
Ghost in this Hell:
Wow!
Poop.... in a sock:
That's on
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
lick
Poop.... in a sock:
you!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
everyone yourself?
Ghost in this Hell:
And then
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahahaha
Poop.... in a sock:
Nope.
Ghost in this Hell:
you have
Poop.... in a sock:
Nope.
Ghost in this Hell:
the goal to
Poop.... in a sock:
Nope.
Ghost in this Hell:
ask
Poop.... in a sock:
Nope.
Ghost in this Hell:
us why we're this way!
Poop.... in a sock:
Nope.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Did you lick all of them alone for all by yourself?
Poop.... in a sock:
Just because, just because my voice
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh
Poop.... in a sock:
is
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah!
Poop.... in a sock:
as smooth as buttermilk
Ghost in this Hell:
No!
Poop.... in a sock:
biscuits,
Ghost in this Hell:
That's...
Poop.... in a sock:
that doesn't
Ghost in this Hell:
That
Poop.... in a sock:
mean
Ghost in this Hell:
would be...
Poop.... in a sock:
that I'm trying to impregnate your
Ghost in this Hell:
That
Poop.... in a sock:
minds.
Ghost in this Hell:
would be one... No, that would be one. It's like, oh, I have all of these envelopes and I've run out of spits. Can you lick my...
Matt:
Wow.
Poop.... in a sock:
I
Matt:
Who
Poop.... in a sock:
didn't
Matt:
runs
Poop.... in a sock:
do that,
Matt:
out
Poop.... in a sock:
you
Matt:
of
Poop.... in a sock:
did
Matt:
spit?
Poop.... in a sock:
that. You did
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Why
Poop.... in a sock:
that.
Matt:
Married!
Poop.... in a sock:
Could you spit?
Ghost in this Hell:
I don't know.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
would you say
Ghost in this Hell:
I don't
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
spit? Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
know.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What a
Poop.... in a sock:
In
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sexy
Poop.... in a sock:
my
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
pickup
Poop.... in a sock:
day,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
line.
Poop.... in a sock:
we had to, we had to hork
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah
Poop.... in a sock:
on our envelopes.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You have all that spit!
Matt:
Ha ha!
Ghost in this Hell:
or.
Poop.... in a sock:
Your mouth looks very moist. Could you help me with my envelopes?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No. My envelopes! My envelopes are so dry! They're so, so dry!
Ghost in this Hell:
I wasn't trying to make it sexual. You guys are just dirty minded.
Poop.... in a sock:
My gums
Matt:
What's up?
Poop.... in a sock:
used to be so
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehe
Poop.... in a sock:
much more moist than they used to be would you
Ghost in this Hell:
My
Poop.... in a sock:
help me?
Ghost in this Hell:
g-
Matt:
Fuck
Ghost in this Hell:
my gums?
Poop.... in a sock:
I salivate from my gums. Do you ever find that your gums is
Matt:
Alright,
Poop.... in a sock:
dry?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
My envelopes
Matt:
we've gone too
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
need
Matt:
far.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a good gummin!
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
We've gone
Ghost in this Hell:
my
Matt:
too far.
Ghost in this Hell:
tonsils, my tonsils feel so dry.
Matt:
too far.
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh!
Matt:
No, no, it's too far. Bring it back
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You
Ghost in this Hell:
I'm out.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
remind
Matt:
in.
Ghost in this Hell:
Bye.
Matt:
Bring it
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
me
Matt:
back
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of my
Matt:
in.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
daughter the way
Matt:
No,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you gum envelopes?
Matt:
no.
Poop.... in a sock:
Would you chew on my envelope flaps?
Matt:
Back
Poop.... in a sock:
Uh...
Matt:
into the movie.
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, that was gross
Matt:
No,
Ghost in this Hell:
Chris, holy
Poop.... in a sock:
Yo,
Ghost in this Hell:
shit!
Matt:
this is why we
Poop.... in a sock:
coming!
Matt:
stop. This is why we listen and we rerail.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Re-Rail.
Matt:
Back in the movie, there is
Ghost in this Hell:
Ah,
Matt:
a scene
Ghost in this Hell:
God.
Matt:
where the major has decided that she is going to go back to land. She's been hiding under the ocean where the comms don't work. Mother, the mine comms don't work. I don't know how that's a thing in the water. Don't really
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Matt:
care at this point. She gets back on the boat, the boat with Batu, boat two. I just had to do that. I'm sorry.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah, it's okay,
Matt:
And
Poop.... in a sock:
Sebastian
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
professional.
Poop.... in a sock:
the crab.
Ghost in this Hell:
A bow too.
Matt:
He drives her to a dock and drops her then leaves with the boat for reasons. And then
Poop.... in a sock:
Eh.
Matt:
John Carter is like, bring her in. And we see a bunch of like cool helmeted dudes show up and square off with her. And then jump cut to her being
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hard cut.
Matt:
hard jump cut in the handcuff
Ghost in this Hell:
Thanks for
Matt:
offices
Ghost in this Hell:
watching!
Matt:
sedated in a room like tied
Ghost in this Hell:
connected
Matt:
up to
Ghost in this Hell:
to some machine.
Matt:
a machine
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
tied up to a chair. This is, we've seen Major destroy everybody who doesn't hold an electric baton. And maybe they had electric batons, I
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha
Matt:
don't know. But what
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
We
Matt:
happened?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
don't know.
Matt:
How did she get there? What's going on? Like was that a plan? Like...
Poop.... in a sock:
It seemed like it, but that was a lot of time that passed. I mean...
Ghost in this Hell:
How much tea did she have at her
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Mmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
mom's house?
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Matt:
based on the timing zero because she just showed up. You
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And
Ghost in this Hell:
Damn
Matt:
look
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she was
Matt:
like
Ghost in this Hell:
it.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just
Matt:
my daughter
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
underwater
Matt:
and you left.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and then she went underwater for a while
Matt:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
Hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
How did they get her to come with them? What do you think they said?
Matt:
question.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The way you...
Ghost in this Hell:
Because like they wouldn't have like beaten
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No,
Ghost in this Hell:
her, right?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think they were just like
Poop.... in a sock:
I don't think
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the
Poop.... in a sock:
so.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
way you were at the bottom of that ocean. Reminds me of my daughter!
Matt:
Oh my
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Matt:
god.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, I think they said if you come with us we can save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And when someone offers you that kind of deal.
Ghost in this Hell:
Wait,
Poop.... in a sock:
You go
Ghost in this Hell:
a
Poop.... in a sock:
with
Ghost in this Hell:
different
Poop.... in a sock:
it.
Ghost in this Hell:
guy?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, in the future the lizard runs everything.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, that tracks, that tracks.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I...
Poop.... in a sock:
because when you cut the strings and let John cut her free, you have to wonder who cut them. Enter the lizard.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well,
Ghost in this Hell:
I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm
Ghost in this Hell:
hate
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
outta
Ghost in this Hell:
it. Ha ha
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
here.
Ghost in this Hell:
ha!
Poop.... in a sock:
Hahaha!
Matt:
Hey, uh,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's
Matt:
Gary?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
my line.
Matt:
Come on back in.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's my line. Goddamn Gary
Poop.... in a sock:
Sometimes.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Busey was making more sense than you.
Poop.... in a sock:
Sometimes
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah
Poop.... in a sock:
when you need to cut the strings, you need to wonder who holding them scissors.
Matt:
Nope, still got
Poop.... in a sock:
Yep.
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh.
Matt:
me.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yo.
Matt:
So anyways, the question I asked was about how,
Ghost in this Hell:
I,
Matt:
what happened between the major and going
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.
Matt:
back to the offices?
Ghost in this Hell:
Do you think they promised her like free maintenance
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
on her parts?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, they probably said, if you don't come, we'll kill Ulay
Ghost in this Hell:
Your mom.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
or
Poop.... in a sock:
GULAY!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they'll kill Robert Goulet.
Ghost in this Hell:
Poole. Poole.
Poop.... in a sock:
Not Robert Goulet, he's a national treasure.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He's been dead for 70
Poop.... in a sock:
I'll come
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
years!
Poop.... in a sock:
quietly.
Matt:
So did she just like get in their truck and they all just sat in the back of the truck in silence like
Poop.... in a sock:
And they're like, listen,
Matt:
saying
Poop.... in a sock:
major,
Matt:
nothing?
Poop.... in a sock:
we don't want to do this. Like, but like, cutter wants us to like, put you to sleep.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
company policy you know we can't have you coming in like conscious that's illegal
Matt:
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You know the
Matt:
Sure.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
drill.
Poop.... in a sock:
Thanks for watching!
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Take this Bill Cosby drink.
Ghost in this Hell:
You can't
Poop.... in a sock:
GAH
Ghost in this Hell:
be in full control of your faculties when you come in.
Matt:
Okay,
Ghost in this Hell:
You
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
have to be sedated.
Matt:
fair, but why did Major do that?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think
Poop.... in a sock:
Good question.
Ghost in this Hell:
Hmm
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she thought that she could reason with them.
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Matt:
with the sedators after being sedated.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think she thought they were just going to try and wipe her memories, which I guess she wasn't against.
Ghost in this Hell:
Okay maybe, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. Maybe what happened was this. She beat the ever-living shit out of every one of those people,
Matt:
Okay, yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
but then she ran out of battery and she fell down and then an entirely new group of people picked her up and sedated her and took her. She was a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Boy, it would've
Ghost in this Hell:
very,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
been
Ghost in this Hell:
very,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
cool
Ghost in this Hell:
very,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to see that
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
fight scene.
Poop.... in a sock:
No, no.
Matt:
Um, follow up question. Battery.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, exactly.
Ghost in this Hell:
I don't know. I'm trying, man. I'm
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She
Ghost in this Hell:
trying
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
wasn't
Ghost in this Hell:
really
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she wasn't
Ghost in this Hell:
hard here.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like a charging station at one point, like a standing iPhone.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yep.
Matt:
Okay.
Ghost in this Hell:
You know
Poop.... in a sock:
milk
Ghost in this Hell:
that little
Poop.... in a sock:
bag.
Ghost in this Hell:
thing that she used to put on her
Poop.... in a sock:
Brain
Ghost in this Hell:
neck
Poop.... in a sock:
juice.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It was
Ghost in this Hell:
holes
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like a borg-
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
and
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it was like a borg-station.
Ghost in this Hell:
pull out?
Matt:
USB-C
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm,
Matt:
stick.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She looks
Poop.... in a sock:
mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
seven of
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
nine-ing it.
Ghost in this Hell:
so that that
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
penis should you know
Matt:
I didn't say that,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No,
Matt:
sir.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no,
Ghost in this Hell:
fold
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that
Ghost in this Hell:
it
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
thing
Ghost in this Hell:
in
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was
Ghost in this Hell:
half
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for
Ghost in this Hell:
and
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
memory,
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not charging.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yet it was preventing
Ghost in this Hell:
I know.
Poop.... in a sock:
her memory.
Matt:
No,
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Matt:
that was
Ghost in this Hell:
so that
Matt:
the,
Ghost in this Hell:
like.
Matt:
um, the goop they gave her.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Made by Gwyneth
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Paltrow.
Ghost in this Hell:
oh, gonna
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh
Ghost in this Hell:
pout
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah, I
Ghost in this Hell:
your
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was gonna
Ghost in this Hell:
scoop?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
say it.
Ghost in this Hell:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The finest
Matt:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of memory wiping drugs.
Matt:
That's actually.
Ghost in this Hell:
We found out the name of
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm gonna go to bed.
Ghost in this Hell:
the fast food chain that won the war,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, it
Ghost in this Hell:
it
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was,
Ghost in this Hell:
was
Matt:
What?
Ghost in this Hell:
Goop.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
oh god.
Matt:
No, that's fair.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, I don't know, I think, yeah. Would have been nice to see the scene where she beat
Matt:
It
Ghost in this Hell:
the
Matt:
really
Ghost in this Hell:
ever-living
Matt:
would have. It's
Ghost in this Hell:
shit
Matt:
almost
Ghost in this Hell:
out of
Matt:
like
Ghost in this Hell:
everybody.
Matt:
you shouldn't
Ghost in this Hell:
And
Matt:
jump
Ghost in this Hell:
then...
Matt:
cut on such major scenes
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It
Matt:
in a movie
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
or
Matt:
to make it good.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it's almost
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like you shouldn't set up clearly what seems like a fight scene when someone walks up to the main Badass character
Matt:
Right?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and goes you gotta come with us and instead of a fight scene. She goes, okay
Matt:
Haha.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
she
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
goes, if I have to
Matt:
He couldn't
Ghost in this Hell:
then
Matt:
even
Ghost in this Hell:
I have
Matt:
say
Ghost in this Hell:
to.
Matt:
anything.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahaha
Matt:
He just
Poop.... in a sock:
Correct,
Matt:
showed
Ghost in this Hell:
No,
Matt:
up.
Ghost in this Hell:
no, she didn't.
Poop.... in a sock:
before
Ghost in this Hell:
They
Poop.... in a sock:
she could even speak.
Ghost in this Hell:
surrounded her. They surrounded her and I was like,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She's
Ghost in this Hell:
fighting.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like,
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
It's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she's
Ghost in this Hell:
like,
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like, no,
Ghost in this Hell:
oh,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and they're like,
Ghost in this Hell:
I guess
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they're
Ghost in this Hell:
not.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like, no, actually right here in the script, it says jump cut to you sedated. And she's like,
Matt:
Thanks for watching!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that's
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
fair.
Poop.... in a sock:
Damn it, you got me.
Matt:
Moving
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Matt:
on.
Ghost in this Hell:
caught by the contract.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Matt:
I have a question. We're past it now. So we find out that
Poop.... in a sock:
the
Matt:
both
Poop.... in a sock:
money.
Matt:
Matoko and...
Poop.... in a sock:
video.
Matt:
Well, yes, we find a koozie koozie koozie
Poop.... in a sock:
Who's A?
Matt:
is a Hideo and we're led to believe that a number of the 98 people that were sacrificed and not murdered because that's how Dr. Ullet says it come from the lawless land. What? Why? What do you think goes on in the Lost Land?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ho ho ho, you don't wanna know what goes on the loudest loudest loudest man, I'ma tell you.
Matt:
Well, I'm regretting asking this question based on how we've answered everything else, but, uh, you know, we'll see.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So the law,
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm. I think a lot
Ghost in this Hell:
Well...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they say,
Poop.... in a sock:
of- I think
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they
Poop.... in a sock:
this is
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
say
Poop.... in a sock:
a- go
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
there's
Poop.... in a sock:
ahead.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no tech, right?
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So
Ghost in this Hell:
that's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm
Ghost in this Hell:
what
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just
Ghost in this Hell:
I was
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
starting.
Ghost in this Hell:
gonna say. That's the
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's
Ghost in this Hell:
only
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all
Ghost in this Hell:
thing
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I
Ghost in this Hell:
we
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
wanted
Ghost in this Hell:
know.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to say, Chris.
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm. Okay, cool. So I think they try to return to, I guess, I mean, a lot of people would have access to like a lot of like, civilization knowledge, right? So then if they are avoiding tech, then perhaps they're trying to focus on agriculture, maybe they're trying to focus on their moonshine capabilities.
Matt:
Okay, yep.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a jump!
Ghost in this Hell:
that famous agricultural, that famous agriculture endeavor, moonshine.
Poop.... in a sock:
Irrigation and moonshine go hand in hand.
Matt:
They really do. Chris, since you seem to know so much about the Lollos land, how many people do you think it takes to replace one Spider Geisha?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Poop.... in a sock:
Four.
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahahaha!
Poop.... in a sock:
Four. That's eight hands that
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's
Poop.... in a sock:
need,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just science.
Poop.... in a sock:
you
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, pure
Matt:
Okay.
Ghost in this Hell:
math,
Poop.... in a sock:
know.
Ghost in this Hell:
pure
Poop.... in a sock:
And when
Ghost in this Hell:
math.
Poop.... in a sock:
you rotate the number eight, it looks like an infinity symbol.
Matt:
Okay.
Poop.... in a sock:
So
Matt:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
when you,
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, the package from Rogers.
Poop.... in a sock:
exactly, you know what hell's out in, the Lala's land. And like, that's where, you know, Belle and Virgin, the ruins of Belle and Virgin
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Mmm.
Poop.... in a sock:
lie. where we're trying to rebuild our plots of land using soil that's been made from the ashes of the CEO and staff of Bell and Virgin.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
made from the bones of Richard Branson. Ha ha ha ha.
Poop.... in a sock:
That's it.
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Matt:
Honestly, I'm really happy with this answer because I really just thought it would be the bones and ashes of burned up penises So I think this went well for everybody
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, I think we did good guys. We're getting, we're getting
Matt:
Really
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
there. Speaking
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of
Matt:
high,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
penises.
Poop.... in a sock:
We're getting...
Matt:
high brow stuff.
Poop.... in a sock:
Ah
Matt:
Oh dear.
Poop.... in a sock:
ha! Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Now is the Lollis land just, why is it like a weird little hut from like a, like old timey, like samurai time.
Ghost in this Hell:
I don't think that's the only
Matt:
It's just that.
Ghost in this Hell:
part that's... It's just that pagoda.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ghost in this Hell:
That's the lawless land. Hahahaha!
Poop.... in a sock:
It also, didn't it also have vestiges of like an amusement park? It looked.
Ghost in this Hell:
Something like that.
Matt:
It was really hard to see with this spattered tank just showing everything in sight.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And the lack
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of lighting.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
Nah...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
There was like
Poop.... in a sock:
Budget
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a
Matt:
And
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
high.
Matt:
the bad
Poop.... in a sock:
cuts.
Ghost in this Hell:
and the
Matt:
CGI.
Ghost in this Hell:
bad CG.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What was the scaffolding she was climbing? It was like an old highway or something.
Poop.... in a sock:
Maybe.
Matt:
Maybe they really they blurted it pretty good to not give us
Poop.... in a sock:
City
Matt:
any
Poop.... in a sock:
Hall?
Matt:
idea.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
An old City Hall?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Listen.
Ghost in this Hell:
And Wes, I have a question in this about this lawless land. Where does Xena fit in
Matt:
You know what?
Ghost in this Hell:
into
Matt:
I
Ghost in this Hell:
this?
Matt:
was thinking the same thing.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, it gets a bad rap because it sounds
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like there's no law, but it's actually just a town founded by Lucy Lawless. That's fair.
Matt:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Ghost in this Hell:
Exactly. Yeah. She's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She
Ghost in this Hell:
the
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was
Ghost in this Hell:
queen.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
strongly
Matt:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
against tech and really into
Matt:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
methamphetamines.
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
And her deputy mayor was what? Gabrielle.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, of course,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they just said
Ghost in this Hell:
has to be.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she's a deputy mayor, but we know what they really were.
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Matt:
I don't know if you can hear it, but the cops are coming for all of you.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's fair,
Poop.... in a sock:
Nyeh.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
as they should.
Ghost in this Hell:
I have a question
Matt:
As they should.
Ghost in this Hell:
if Gabrielle is in this how many times did Motoko's mom invite her in saying she looks like her daughter?
Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm, too many, bro.
Matt:
Um,
Poop.... in a sock:
Too
Matt:
well,
Poop.... in a sock:
many.
Matt:
so you know
Ghost in this Hell:
Right?
Matt:
how Motoko's mom had plastic over all of Motoko's stuff?
Poop.... in a sock:
Dexter.
Matt:
There's
Ghost in this Hell:
Mm-hmm.
Matt:
actually Gabrielle's skeleton
Ghost in this Hell:
Dexter.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah!
Poop.... in a sock:
Thanks for watching.
Matt:
also covered in plastic.
Ghost in this Hell:
Ah, we come full circle.
Matt:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Right
Matt:
You're
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
when
Matt:
welcome.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, is that
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
looks at
Ghost in this Hell:
Chris?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you.
Ghost in this Hell:
Are you suggesting that that she invites people in because she's like Dexter? So she's inviting bad people to kill them
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah, and that's why Joxer survived.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And then when the second Scarlett Johansson
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
leaves,
Ghost in this Hell:
God.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she talks to the skeleton like, That was weird, eh, Matoko? Hehehe Hehehehe
Poop.... in a sock:
Ha ha
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha
Poop.... in a sock:
ha
Ghost in this Hell:
ha!
Poop.... in a sock:
ha ha ha ha! She grabs the... she
Ghost in this Hell:
And
Poop.... in a sock:
grabs
Ghost in this Hell:
she goes,
Poop.... in a sock:
the...
Ghost in this Hell:
she goes, yeah, exactly. Yes, it was,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Now
Ghost in this Hell:
mom.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
drink your
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
tea!
Ghost in this Hell:
ha ha.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She's like pouring it in the skeleton's mouth. Hehehehe
Ghost in this Hell:
It's like just dripping from the skull.
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
Yeah, and the cats down at the bottom looking up the
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Meow
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
skull tea.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Poop.... in a sock:
Good
Matt:
Yup.
Poop.... in a sock:
job, Matoko
Ghost in this Hell:
I think we've
Poop.... in a sock:
Jr.
Ghost in this Hell:
nailed... I think we finally found out what was going on there.
Matt:
Great, let's move on then. Um, a couple of questions left. Uh, first question. John cutter is seen, uh, running
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I don't
Matt:
the
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
think
Matt:
most
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that's
Matt:
fear.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
his name.
Matt:
That's too late.
Ghost in this Hell:
It's not. It's just
Matt:
Focus.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Sorry.
Ghost in this Hell:
kind of.
Matt:
John cutter is seen running the most fearsome spider tanks since wild, wild west.
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Matt:
And what I want
Ghost in this Hell:
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Matt:
to know is what video game has he been playing to learn how to control the spider tank.
Poop.... in a sock:
Ghost Power the KKK Edition.
Matt:
Oh my god.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Wow.
Ghost in this Hell:
No, it's Candy Crush.
Poop.... in a sock:
Candy
Ghost in this Hell:
Candy
Poop.... in a sock:
brush.
Ghost in this Hell:
Crush, clearly.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Candy Crush
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
has grown so much that it's now running our entire society.
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh my god.
Ghost in this Hell:
I mean, we're there already, let's be
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Except
Ghost in this Hell:
honest.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for the lawless lands that's run by the zinic conglomerate.
Matt:
Of course.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Which
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for
Matt:
So...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
some reason grew
Matt:
..
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
long after
Ghost in this Hell:
the
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the show ended.
Ghost in this Hell:
Xena conglomerate! Hahaha!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Long after
Matt:
So
Poop.... in a sock:
It sounds
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the show ended.
Poop.... in a sock:
right.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It had a huge
Matt:
I just want
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
revival.
Matt:
to be,
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, it feels right. It feels right.
Matt:
I want to be clear here. When you say, um, candy crush, so candy crushes developed an iOS that basically runs all vehicles in
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm
Matt:
this future world.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah. And if three
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
vehicles driving
Ghost in this Hell:
like it shows
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
together disappear.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. So it shows him driving, but it doesn't show what he's doing with his right hand when he's piloting is matching three pieces of candy in the right
Matt:
So,
Ghost in this Hell:
way so that it goes
Matt:
and he's
Ghost in this Hell:
where he
Matt:
bad
Ghost in this Hell:
wants them
Matt:
at
Ghost in this Hell:
to
Matt:
it,
Ghost in this Hell:
go.
Matt:
right? That's why he doesn't know how to use the guns or fire torpedoes.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, that's why he he takes like five minutes aiming at koozay never shoots.
Matt:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
Why isn't this
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah
Poop.... in a sock:
like candy crush?
Matt:
He's, he's getting the wrong gym and it's like, no, you can't do this. Cause it's like, yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's why
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you couldn't fire the torpedo
Ghost in this Hell:
no, like
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
either.
Ghost in this Hell:
he has to
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You had to wait until you had-
Matt:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
he has to go into the buy menu to buy more energy to keep on
Matt:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
playing.
Poop.... in a sock:
Damn,
Ghost in this Hell:
That's
Matt:
Torpedo
Ghost in this Hell:
the problem
Poop.... in a sock:
damn,
Matt:
is
Poop.... in a sock:
damn!
Matt:
the five gems
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The
Matt:
in
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
five
Matt:
a row,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gyms
Matt:
right?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and roads.
Matt:
Special.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, exactly.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
He has to build up to it.
Ghost in this Hell:
Ah, that's why he takes so long
Matt:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
and waits for the major to shoot the fucking camera before he does
Matt:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
it.
Matt:
he realized that that's right, Luciano. He realizes that he's just got to bite the bullet and buy the five extra torpedoes
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
God damn it, I don't
Matt:
for
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
have
Matt:
a dollar
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that kind
Matt:
ninety
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of
Matt:
nine
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
money.
Matt:
to get this done.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, it's the future,
Poop.... in a sock:
Who
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
now
Poop.... in a sock:
has?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it's $10,000.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah. Fucking microtransactions.
Matt:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Inflation,
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
god
Poop.... in a sock:
PAPER!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
damn
Ghost in this Hell:
ha ha
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it.
Ghost in this Hell:
ha. Ha ha
Matt:
It's not that he doesn't
Ghost in this Hell:
ha.
Matt:
have the money, it's just that the phone is locked because it's his kid's phone normally.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Of course.
Matt:
And so the
Poop.... in a sock:
He
Matt:
credit
Poop.... in a sock:
has
Matt:
card
Poop.... in a sock:
children?
Matt:
is not on it. And it's just like, no, but he just likes to have a kid's phone around just to pretend
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He
Matt:
he does.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
adopts Asian children,
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh wow.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
reasons.
Ghost in this Hell:
he killed, he killed, no, he killed 98 children, one of them had a phone.
Poop.... in a sock:
There you go.
Matt:
Yeah, maybe that's what it is. Yeah, he just
Poop.... in a sock:
Bastard.
Matt:
doesn't want to pay, so he's using their phone. Untraceable.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, I
Ghost in this Hell:
What
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
don't have
Ghost in this Hell:
a
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
six
Ghost in this Hell:
genius!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
dollars.
Poop.... in a sock:
Burner phone?
Matt:
Okay, so I have one last question. in this movie, John cutter, or
Poop.... in a sock:
goes
Matt:
cutter,
Poop.... in a sock:
power.
Matt:
I guess, is he is
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha!
Matt:
he runs, he shows up halfway through the movie. Um, and he is the head of Hank industries. Is it just
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Matt:
Hank robotics? What is that?
Ghost in this Hell:
Robotics,
Matt:
Robot
Ghost in this Hell:
Hank of
Matt:
Hanker
Ghost in this Hell:
Robotics,
Matt:
box.
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.
Matt:
So he is the CEO and he threatens, uh, you know, Aramaki at one point, um, he threatens
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Matt:
and then murders, uh, Goulet. Um,
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
He shows up briefly at the beginning, right? When they're building
Matt:
I don't
Ghost in this Hell:
her
Matt:
know.
Ghost in this Hell:
first.
Matt:
There's a
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
bunch of generic white guys running
Ghost in this Hell:
But
Matt:
around.
Ghost in this Hell:
it's so brief, you don't
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
even see
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
him. They don't call him by
Matt:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
name.
Matt:
They don't call them out. So who
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Matt:
knows? But anyway, so near the end, he, when they bring in, um, the major to, to deactivate her to get, he, he offers Ule the chance to deactivate her. He says that he wants to do it because, um, the, uh, I think the wording is the ghost is the problem or her ghost is the problem. And
Ghost in this Hell:
It's something like
Matt:
so
Ghost in this Hell:
that.
Matt:
it begs me, question. If the brain's the problem, does he just want robots?
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Ghost in this Hell:
Damn it, Ulay, why would you do what I asked you to do and make it so good
Matt:
They failed!
Ghost in this Hell:
that it doesn't work
Matt:
They
Ghost in this Hell:
the way
Matt:
failed
Ghost in this Hell:
I want
Matt:
Ghost in this Hell:
it to work?
Matt:
times and all this man just wanted was a robot. He wanted the geisha
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
spider bots
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I was
Matt:
all
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gonna
Matt:
along.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
say, he's like, make me a robot with a brain, but give it eight limbs and a geisha face. Sir, we have thousands of those. I said, give me a brain.
Ghost in this Hell:
Also a face that... a face that opens!
Matt:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
I want to see that brain when the face opens!
Matt:
but we gotta wipe that braid and give it fake memories.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and make
Ghost in this Hell:
Yes.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it listen to what I say. You know what? Don't let
Ghost in this Hell:
and
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it
Ghost in this Hell:
whitewash
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
think.
Ghost in this Hell:
it. Make it a white person geisha.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What I want
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is a white, sexy woman. with a
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
brain that can't think. Is that too much to ask?
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm.
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm. But sir, but sir, all the lives that have been sacrificed, what does it all mean? What have we done all this for?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I have trouble talking to women.
Poop.... in a sock:
HAHAHAHA
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
God damn it, Cutter.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, yeah, oh that's what he realizes that Danny's like, oh I know I have trouble with her. She's an actual
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Mmm.
Ghost in this Hell:
person. It would be much easier if it was just a robot. Then I could just, you know, do
Matt:
I
Ghost in this Hell:
whatever
Matt:
need to
Ghost in this Hell:
I wanted
Matt:
think
Ghost in this Hell:
with
Matt:
it's
Ghost in this Hell:
it.
Matt:
a robot, but no, it's a woman on the inside.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I
Matt:
Just the brain
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
need
Matt:
though.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a, I need the brain of a child in this robot.
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no, oh my
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Sir, you're
Ghost in this Hell:
god.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on a
Poop.... in a sock:
Attention
Matt:
I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
list.
Matt:
mean I feel
Poop.... in a sock:
all
Matt:
like...
Poop.... in a sock:
staff!
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no. Officer, officer, he's right here. He's right here.
Matt:
When you say
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh, b-b-before?
Matt:
children, I feel
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
like they were teenagers or like young adults, right? You see them.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Do we ever
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
Teenagers
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
see them?
Matt:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
it sounds like they're teenagers.
Matt:
Yeah.
Poop.... in a sock:
yeah. Yeah,
Matt:
At
Poop.... in a sock:
to
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Matt:
the
Poop.... in a sock:
what?
Matt:
end,
Ghost in this Hell:
they show
Matt:
they show
Ghost in this Hell:
in memories
Matt:
the... you see Cutter and like his goon squad show up and like, you know, like blowing up their pagoda and like dragging them out. That's how you find out that
Ghost in this Hell:
When she first gets
Matt:
Batoka.
Ghost in this Hell:
to the
Matt:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
Lucy Lawless
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Alright,
Ghost in this Hell:
land,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sorry, let me
Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
change.
Ghost in this Hell:
you see
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I just
Ghost in this Hell:
it.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
want to put the brain of a teenage girl into an adult white woman. Alright, sir, tell it to the judge.
Poop.... in a sock:
No.
Matt:
Now he just wants to groom instead of being a pedo.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,
Matt:
Much
Ghost in this Hell:
Oh
Matt:
better.
Ghost in this Hell:
no.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
exactly.
Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm Ezra?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Tell it to the jury, sir.
Ghost in this Hell:
Sir,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, you
Ghost in this Hell:
sir,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
don't get it. I want
Ghost in this Hell:
officer,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a robot.
Ghost in this Hell:
they're right here.
Matt:
Yeah.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The brain
Poop.... in a sock:
Do do
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of
Poop.... in a sock:
do.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a young woman.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, oh yeah,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Okay, sir.
Ghost in this Hell:
she's not really a woman.
Poop.... in a sock:
Before I
Ghost in this Hell:
She's
Poop.... in a sock:
go,
Ghost in this Hell:
not really a
Poop.... in a sock:
before
Ghost in this Hell:
woman. See
Poop.... in a sock:
I-
Ghost in this Hell:
officer, what I did was I made a whole robot and then I killed a child and then I put their brain inside. But it's not a girl
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Alright,
Ghost in this Hell:
or a teenager,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you have the right
Ghost in this Hell:
it's
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to remain
Ghost in this Hell:
a robot.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
silent,
Ghost in this Hell:
Ha
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sir.
Ghost in this Hell:
ha ha ha ha ha.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, you're
Poop.... in a sock:
I will
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not
Poop.... in a sock:
come
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
getting
Poop.... in a sock:
willingly.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it!
Matt:
Hahaha
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Matt:
Chris, will you come willingly?
Poop.... in a sock:
come willingly officer but I just need to bring together one more town hall all hands before just just to make sure that the narrative is is based on the truth hey everybody for the past 98 99 experiments you've known me as John Cutter but I just want you to know
Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!
Poop.... in a sock:
that my real name is Chad Power
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The Chad power?
Poop.... in a sock:
Remember that name.
Ghost in this Hell:
powers
Poop.... in a sock:
Remember the name.
Ghost in this Hell:
jet powers
Poop.... in a sock:
Chet, Chad, they're interchangeable. Okay officer, let's go.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah. Ha ha ha.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
breaking news, John Cutter cancelled, reportedly taking the brains of children and putting them in robots.
Ghost in this Hell:
and fucking them. Wait, what?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, no, no
Poop.... in a sock:
The braids?
Ghost in this Hell:
Yes!
Matt:
That's all
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He
Matt:
the
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
wouldn't
Matt:
time we
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
do
Matt:
have
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that
Matt:
today on this podcast. I'd like to thank our special guest, Gary Busey,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Somebody
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah, invoke
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
say Gary
Poop.... in a sock:
him!
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Busey.
Matt:
and his special guest, Kashmir
Poop.... in a sock:
Shamus,
Matt:
Shamus.
Poop.... in a sock:
Shamus,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Kashmir
Ghost in this Hell:
Kashmir!
Poop.... in a sock:
Kashmir,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is my other friend.
Poop.... in a sock:
we
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He's
Poop.... in a sock:
don't
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in
Poop.... in a sock:
need
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the outer part
Poop.... in a sock:
your
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of
Poop.... in a sock:
search
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
my brain.
Poop.... in a sock:
history creepin' in.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He's the
Ghost in this Hell:
Kashmir?
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ghost in my
Matt:
Thanks.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
shell.
Ghost in this Hell:
Why is his ghost named like a hooker?
Matt:
Why
Poop.... in a sock:
Or
Matt:
is,
Poop.... in a sock:
toilet paper!
Matt:
why, yeah, why is
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She
Matt:
Kashmir
Ghost in this Hell:
Art
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is
Ghost in this Hell:
toilet
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a hooker.
Matt:
a hooker
Ghost in this Hell:
paper.
Matt:
name? Of course she
Ghost in this Hell:
Because
Matt:
is.
Ghost in this Hell:
it's
Matt:
Gary
Ghost in this Hell:
Gary
Matt:
Busey.
Ghost in this Hell:
Busey sir, that's why it's
Matt:
That's
Ghost in this Hell:
a hooker.
Matt:
that makes some sense. Honestly.
Poop.... in a sock:
Good
Matt:
Um,
Poop.... in a sock:
lord.
Matt:
if you would like to talk directly to Gary Busey, you can
Poop.... in a sock:
Ha!
Matt:
email us.
Ghost in this Hell:
Mate, please don't.
Matt:
Oh, okay, don't email us, nevermind.
Poop.... in a sock:
Send
Matt:
If you
Poop.... in a sock:
a
Matt:
would...
Poop.... in a sock:
carrier pigeon.
Matt:
If...
Ghost in this Hell:
No, don't email us but
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
If you
Ghost in this Hell:
don't
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
want
Ghost in this Hell:
talk
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to
Ghost in this Hell:
to
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
talk
Ghost in this Hell:
Gary
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to
Matt:
Don't-
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Gary
Ghost in this Hell:
Beus,
Matt:
well,
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Busey,
Ghost in this Hell:
he's not
Matt:
I
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you'll
Matt:
mean...
Ghost in this Hell:
healthy.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
meet me in my mind calm.
Ghost in this Hell:
Look out with Ditton Spencer.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You mind-mail with me through space.
Matt:
Yeah, yeah, you know, it's fine. Go if you see he has his Minecom on, so you just
Poop.... in a sock:
Open channel.
Matt:
send it to him. It's open.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
At Gary Beus' mind, calm.
Ghost in this Hell:
If you want to talk to me connect. If you want to talk to me connect to my girl Seamus.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Catching this.
Matt:
Um...
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehe
Ghost in this Hell:
Ad-shame-ad-shame
Matt:
I don't,
Ghost in this Hell:
us!
Matt:
I don't want to be here. Uh, other places you can contact
Ghost in this Hell:
I'm out.
Matt:
us at, uh, on the Twitter for now until we get to brand it as government funded news,
Poop.... in a sock:
state. Yeah.
Matt:
state funded news.
Ghost in this Hell:
State-affiliated media,
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Ghost in this Hell:
yes.
Matt:
Listen, there are all, there's a lot of ways they can catch us. Uh, until then we are on the Twitter
Poop.... in a sock:
Hehehe
Matt:
at your own cast. Uh, we do have an email address. Gary Busey is not there. He cannot get into it as far as I know it is your own cast at gmail.com. Uh, we even have a website.
Poop.... in a sock:
..
Matt:
It is www.huroncast.ca
Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.
Matt:
I'm sorry. Um, for the whole podcast. Uh.
Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,
Matt:
I
Ghost in this Hell:
yeah,
Matt:
don't know what happened.
Ghost in this Hell:
that makes sense.
Matt:
It's a... That one's on us.
Poop.... in a sock:
Oh my god.
Ghost in this Hell:
The other 144 are not, but this
Matt:
Yeah,
Ghost in this Hell:
one
Matt:
I
Ghost in this Hell:
is
Matt:
mean,
Ghost in this Hell:
on us.
Matt:
you listen to it, so it's your fault too. Anyways, I'm Matt.
Ghost in this Hell:
I'm sorry I watched this movie.
Poop.... in a sock:
Chris.
Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
from Seamus and whether you can reach ultimate heights, just remember to at me at adseamusgarrybusesbrain.intergalacticaliens.com. The ghost in my shell is actually cashmere.com. That's my link. Hit me up.