102. You're Right, It Was a Mistake To Make "Ghost in the Shell (2017)"

Matt:
Thanks for watching! Hello and welcome back to your wrong. Our Chris has lost it already. Yeah. It's great

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
crotch shot. Big

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
fan. Really loving it.

Ghost in this Hell:
You want to, you want to slide this over again?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
This is...

Matt:
I'm just going to, we'll go with it. I'll just cleave it up at the beginning.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Just start again, you don't have to have my crotch

Matt:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
Because

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
shot in there.

Matt:
I know.

Ghost in this Hell:
you killed Chris Spencer, look what

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I know.

Ghost in this Hell:
you did.

Matt:
I'm letting Chris come back before I try again. Chris. Again. Okay. Hello and welcome back to You're Wrong. This week we have a very special movie for you. Don't worry, it's not good. It's Ghost in the Shell,

Ghost in this Hell:
I'm

Matt:
but

Ghost in this Hell:
out.

Matt:
for it to be bad, it has to be

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.

Matt:
the 2017 live adaption with Scarlett Johansson

Ghost in this Hell:
Adaption

Matt:
and adaption,

Ghost in this Hell:
it's so

Matt:
adoption?

Ghost in this Hell:
bad. It fucked up the word nice

Matt:
Who

Poop.... in a sock:
Hahaha!

Matt:
knows, man.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's not fair to call it an adaptation.

Matt:
No.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's not close

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
enough.

Ghost in this Hell:
it doesn't deserve

Matt:
It's... it's...

Ghost in this Hell:
the whole word.

Matt:
no, it's not worth my time to use English correctly for it.

Poop.... in a sock:
You

Ghost in this Hell:
That

Matt:
Much

Ghost in this Hell:
is fair.

Matt:
like some other people in the movie, B. Takeshi. Anyways,

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Matt:
with me as always is, uh, who's quoting himself as ghost in this hell, Luciano.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yes, this is the hell and I am in it. Hello.

Matt:
Yes, we're all here. We also have Chris from Parts Unknown or

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Matt:
as he wants to be known today, poop, dot, dot, dot, dot, in a sock.

Poop.... in a sock:
which is what I was slapped with when I went into this movie.

Matt:
All right. And then first time, long time, special, extra special guest, Spencer.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hey, good to be here, boys.

Matt:
BOOP

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Good to see you all again.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm, mm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Love the energy. Did not love the movie,

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm. Mm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
but love the vibes

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of this podcast, not the movie.

Matt:
Speaking of Vibes, Spencer, why don't you kill Vibes by giving us your movie review?

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's my specialty. Well, this movie

Poop.... in a sock:
No.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was not very good. Now again, on a scale from garbage to great, this was, or our own scale that we have for

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

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our show,

Ghost in this Hell:
maybe let's use that one,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
maybe

Ghost in this Hell:
the

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use that

Ghost in this Hell:
new

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one,

Ghost in this Hell:
one.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I guess.

Poop.... in a sock:
Don't confuse the good

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I

Poop.... in a sock:
people.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
wouldn't say this is as bad as, oh, I don't know, a movie like Jurassic World Dominion. It's not that bad, but it is not very good. movie is common. I enjoyed it. I actually did enjoy some of it. Like I wasn't horribly hating it and there's some good stuff to it. I liked, surprisingly I feel like the cinematographer of this movie was really good. Like a lot of the actual cinematography was really good. Acting, writing, I don't know a lot of Yeah, I wasn't, uh, didn't love it, so I will give it a comment.

Poop.... in a sock:
Hehehehe

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That is all.

Matt:
Your review was as meandering as that movie was. So

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
good, good energy.

Ghost in this Hell:
And had about

Matt:
Great

Ghost in this Hell:
as

Matt:
job.

Ghost in this Hell:
many, as much vibes as

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I was

Ghost in this Hell:
the movie

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told to

Ghost in this Hell:
did.

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kill the

Ghost in this Hell:
So,

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
vibes and I delivered.

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah, you did

Poop.... in a sock:
Ha ha

Ghost in this Hell:
a phenomenal

Poop.... in a sock:
ha ha!

Ghost in this Hell:
job.

Matt:
Mission

Ghost in this Hell:
Just

Matt:
successful.

Ghost in this Hell:
chef's kiss. Ha

Poop.... in a sock:
Chef's

Ghost in this Hell:
ha

Poop.... in a sock:
Kiss.

Ghost in this Hell:
ha.

Matt:
Luciano, um Listen we gotta get it out of the way. Why don't you review this? um, and You know keep your complaints about how this wasn't like the original anime to you know, five minutes or less I mean,

Ghost in this Hell:
Whaaaaaaaaa-

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Five

Matt:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
minutes?

Matt:
don't know what you're gonna do for your review

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You get two minutes.

Ghost in this Hell:
Okay, so I'm gonna

Matt:
I'm out.

Ghost in this Hell:
start

Matt:
Bye.

Ghost in this Hell:
with the review and then I'll say, I'll explain why. So this is Epic Vendor trash for me.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh!

Ghost in this Hell:
So I'll start with this with a warning to the young ones. Kids, when you go watch a movie that everybody says is garbage that's based on something else that's much better, don't watch the something else that's much better right before.

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Yeah, that's

Ghost in this Hell:
I have

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a big

Ghost in this Hell:
learned

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mistake.

Ghost in this Hell:
this lesson. lesson very harshly this week watching this piece of shit. It's not even that it's just not the same. It doesn't have to be the same as the anime. It just has to be good. And it has to understand the, for me at least, when you're adapting, you have to understand

Matt:
Wow.

Ghost in this Hell:
the source material and make

Matt:
So

Ghost in this Hell:
something

Matt:
picky.

Ghost in this Hell:
with it. What they did with this was they picked all of the philosophy and all of the meaning, and they wiped their asses with it, and then they ate it. And then they picked on the iconic scenes

Poop.... in a sock:
That's nasty.

Ghost in this Hell:
the finger thingy on the computer and the spider tank and the dive

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
from the major and then they were like what if we just put those somewhere for no reason let's just you know they're gonna remember this from the anime and they're gonna love us that's what

Matt:
Luciano

Ghost in this Hell:
they did

Matt:
as a professional podcaster and host

Ghost in this Hell:
Am I?

Matt:
at

Ghost in this Hell:
Ah,

Matt:
no

Ghost in this Hell:
okay,

Matt:
me

Ghost in this Hell:
you. Ha ha ha ha!

Matt:
not you. Um, I have to

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh

Matt:
ask

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no no.

Matt:
a question

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh no no no no. No

Ghost in this Hell:
Nice.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no no no no no. Not you.

Ghost in this Hell:
I felt that backhand all the way

Matt:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
over here.

Matt:
as you should have. Question for you is, you said that they wipe their asses with this and then ache the script. Why would they do that to themselves?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehe

Ghost in this Hell:
I don't know, why would they do that to us?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
First time in

Matt:
What?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hollywood?

Ghost in this Hell:
Yet they did, yet they did it.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
This

Matt:
Alright.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is part of the course!

Matt:
Well,

Ghost in this Hell:
I really

Matt:
sure.

Ghost in this Hell:
don't know why, I wish I did know.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Listen, in Hollywood this is how you make a good adaption. Ha ha ha

Ghost in this Hell:
Yes,

Poop.... in a sock:
I'm out.

Ghost in this Hell:
adaption.

Matt:
Yeah, yes,

Ghost in this Hell:
This is

Matt:
exactly.

Ghost in this Hell:
an adaption if I've ever seen one. I'll start with this. Yeah, I know it's I just you know, the the movie it misses all of the like the interesting discussions that the other movie that the original anime from 95 kind of raises and it looks pretty to some extent but also not really like, you know, we have the benefit of having watched a you know, much prettier movies and other things from cyberpunk But it's not particularly I get what you're saying is better with the cinematography and I agree but also the CG is kind of crappy for the most part

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I thought

Ghost in this Hell:
and

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it was very hit

Ghost in this Hell:
the

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and miss,

Ghost in this Hell:
act The

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the CGI.

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah, and the acting is just miss

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yes, agreed.

Ghost in this Hell:
for everybody even good actors like, you know Scar Joe isn't a bad actress, but she fucking horrible in this so Even even what's her face Juliet Binoche, right? Also good actress fucked this up pretty badly This is garbage. I hate it and Jurassic Dominion is better.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No!

Ghost in this Hell:
You have my time.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh ho ho! Them fighting words right there! Uhhhhhh...

Poop.... in a sock:
What happened? What happened?

Ghost in this Hell:
And just throw that last

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
This

Ghost in this Hell:
one

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is

Ghost in this Hell:
in.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
why you'll never be a professional podcaster.

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Poop.... in a sock:
Global

Matt:
Oh, yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
warming! Where's

Ghost in this Hell:
I'm out. Bye.

Poop.... in a sock:
Greta Thunberg?

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
Wow. Okay. Hot hot takes coming out of Lucy Allen's corner, I guess. I don't know. Chris.

Poop.... in a sock:
This movie was fender trash. I found myself

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Really?

Poop.... in a sock:
wondering what happened to my enjoyment of seeing this, what was potentially supposed to be an exciting movie. And I found myself wondering when it was gonna finish and at the same time, why was it so slow paced? And at the same time, I found myself waiting for the climax to occur. So I could finally get out of this soiled, soiled bed of an experience. When

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh my

Poop.... in a sock:
I finished

Ghost in this Hell:
god.

Poop.... in a sock:
the movie, the platform that I used to watch it, I was on Amazon Prime, it suggested another movie. And I was more excited to start that than my experience of going through this movie.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm super...

Matt:
Well, now

Poop.... in a sock:
And

Matt:
you gotta

Poop.... in a sock:
you know

Ghost in this Hell:
What?

Matt:
tell

Poop.... in a sock:
what that

Matt:
us.

Poop.... in a sock:
movie

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Poop.... in a sock:
was?

Ghost in this Hell:
what?

Matt:
Yeah, you gotta tell us.

Ghost in this Hell:
Dragon Ball Evolution.

Poop.... in a sock:
No, it was Mark Wahlberg's Infinite, the ripoff

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh

Poop.... in a sock:
of

Ghost in this Hell:
no!

Poop.... in a sock:
Highlander. And I was

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh

Poop.... in a sock:
like, wait

Ghost in this Hell:
no!

Poop.... in a sock:
a minute, why am I drawn into this?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Because you're

Poop.... in a sock:
Why

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a fool.

Poop.... in a sock:
is this happening?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
A fool!

Poop.... in a sock:
No, I'm not a fool. No, I was the fool for believing. I was the fool to believe.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I like that you watch the movie and you're like, I hated that movie and then the bubble pops up. If you like this, check out these other movies. And

Matt:
Hahaha

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you're like, okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
Check out these other turds.

Ghost in this Hell:
Well, let me make some more popcorn. I know what I'm doing for

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well,

Ghost in this Hell:
the next

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that

Ghost in this Hell:
two

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sounds

Ghost in this Hell:
hours

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like a good idea.

Poop.... in a sock:
I'm shaking it out for 15 minutes and I was like, I kind of feel like I'm enjoying myself again. So,

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no.

Matt:
Not

Poop.... in a sock:
yeah,

Matt:
like this.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's a low bar.

Matt:
Never

Poop.... in a sock:
yeah.

Matt:
never like this.

Poop.... in a sock:
I was hurt.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Was the anime

Poop.... in a sock:
I'll show

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
fresh

Poop.... in a sock:
you on the dog

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in your

Poop.... in a sock:
where they,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
mind, too?

Poop.... in a sock:
no, there are echoes, glitches, but

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh

Poop.... in a sock:
not enough for me. Yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Alright.

Poop.... in a sock:
and I know it was better, but like gee whiz, but yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Like I forgot the

Matt:
Um.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
anime, so I'm wondering if that's why I like in I partially,

Ghost in this Hell:
Probably.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
but I do remember when I watched the anime, it made me think to a degree. I remember being

Matt:
you

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like, whoa,

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like having some whoa moments. And I was expecting

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
some of that in the movie, but I didn't remember what those moments were. So it wasn't like I was like missing it. I just thought maybe

Matt:
They

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they

Matt:
didn't

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weren't that

Matt:
put them

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deep.

Matt:
in this movie.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
OK, well, that makes sense.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Matt:
Yeah, don't

Ghost in this Hell:
that's

Matt:
worry about

Ghost in this Hell:
the

Matt:
it.

Ghost in this Hell:
part that they wipe their asses with an eight.

Matt:
Um,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Mmm.

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh!

Matt:
I'm going to, I'm going to give my review now if that's okay with

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ugh.

Matt:
everybody.

Ghost in this Hell:
Eh,

Matt:
Um,

Poop.... in a sock:
Please

Ghost in this Hell:
sure

Poop.... in a sock:
do.

Ghost in this Hell:
if you have to.

Matt:
if I have to,

Poop.... in a sock:
Jurassic

Matt:
I

Poop.... in a sock:
World Dominion.

Matt:
here's to

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahahaha

Matt:
the, no, it's not the thing is you gotta, you gotta unpack it from it not being the anime because it is trying some stuff. I, you know, it's, it's a common, it's a, for me, it's not, you know, it's fine. Like the music, great, great cyber punk world music, you know,

Ghost in this Hell:
True.

Matt:
it sounded

Ghost in this Hell:
True.

Matt:
exactly how it should.

Ghost in this Hell:
True.

Matt:
Honestly, the CGI was a little sloppy with like, don't look, don't look the CGI advertisements, you know, comparing this to like, uh, Blade Runner 20, 2049.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
Blade

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
Runner

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Even the

Matt:
is

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original

Matt:
gorgeous.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Blade Runner,

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Matt:
Even the original

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
made

Matt:
Blade Runner.

Poop.... in a sock:
Неее...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
40 years ago,

Matt:
Yes. Looks better.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
way better.

Matt:
But, but you know, like the vibe was like the feel of the world was okay. Um, you know, like that was fun. Um, some of the side characters were, you know, they probably could have used more attention, but they were kind of fun. And like, it was, if you forgot that this was supposed to tell a story that was supposed already established.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Which

Matt:
The

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I did.

Matt:
story was like, yeah, the story was like, whatever, like we're going through the beats. And speaking of beats, as I could say, with Beat Takeshi, I was, you know, doing, doing, putting in some work, but as

Poop.... in a sock:
We're

Matt:
lazy

Poop.... in a sock:
here.

Matt:
as possible. So like, it's fine. Like, it's not, when I watch it again, no, but that's why it's not rare. It's just like, yeah, all right, it was a movie. I think we've watched so many bad movies that I'm willing to give this a slightly higher

Ghost in this Hell:
You're a nerd.

Matt:
Jurassic

Ghost in this Hell:
Like,

Matt:
Park.

Poop.... in a sock:
Don't do

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Agreed.

Poop.... in a sock:
it! Resist!

Ghost in this Hell:
you're calloused. You're too calloused

Poop.... in a sock:
Ssss...

Ghost in this Hell:
to feel.

Matt:
Well,

Poop.... in a sock:
Survive!

Matt:
everything can't be vendor trash.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah!

Matt:
We have to have some level

Ghost in this Hell:
I mean,

Matt:
decorum.

Ghost in this Hell:
it literally can, but

Matt:
Not

Poop.... in a sock:
It could.

Matt:
everything.

Ghost in this Hell:
you know, not everything.

Matt:
Not everything.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
If you are a hateful,

Matt:
If everything's

Poop.... in a sock:
My

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
hateful

Poop.... in a sock:
experience

Matt:
vendor

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
man.

Matt:
trash,

Poop.... in a sock:
is...

Matt:
then

Poop.... in a sock:
My experience is my experience.

Matt:
your experience is wrong. We're going to move on to questions now

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha!

Matt:
because, um,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Wait,

Matt:
we're

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
what

Matt:
flying

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was your

Matt:
through

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ranking?

Matt:
this podcast. Oh, it was common.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Okay.

Ghost in this Hell:
He

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So we're

Ghost in this Hell:
said

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on the same

Ghost in this Hell:
it.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
page, I'm just double checking.

Matt:
Yeah. Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I like

Ghost in this Hell:
Spencer

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
hearing that

Ghost in this Hell:
didn't

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm right.

Ghost in this Hell:
pay, he didn't pay attention to this just like he didn't pay attention to the movie.

Matt:
Yeah, as per as this tradition.

Ghost in this Hell:
As usual, yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Just like the movie, I stared at it with a glared over face,

Ghost in this Hell:
go like glaze over your

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
eyes.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
glaze over my eyes, and picked the parts I liked.

Ghost in this Hell:
That, you know, it's a good way to go through life.

Matt:
Spencer's not even sure he's here right now.

Poop.... in a sock:
Hehehe

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Who's talking?

Matt:
Moving on, let's do some questions. That's what we do here on this podcast. We

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.

Matt:
ask questions.

Ghost in this Hell:
Allegedly.

Matt:
Allegedly, I'm gonna start this off really easy. We always like to just slowly slip into the questions. Oh, spoiler alert, just in case you

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Like anyone's.

Matt:
think we're not gonna talk about this movie.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
If you're planning to watch Ghost in the Shell 2017

Matt:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
First, don't. Second, spoilers.

Matt:
Spoiler alert, this is a spoiler alert, 12 minutes into a podcast that clearly talks about movies. That's why I'm a professional. You

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm.

Matt:
didn't see any bales bringing that up. I got the listeners backs.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Matt:
Question, easy one, here we go. Does anybody need to be recast? Hey Chris, I said recast. I did not say removed.

Poop.... in a sock:
You said what I wanted you to say.

Matt:
I hate

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the

Matt:
it.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the the

Poop.... in a sock:
Recast.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yes. It's Carly

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean,

Ghost in this Hell:
Johansson.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah, Scarlet

Matt:
See,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Johansson was not a good pick.

Matt:
so,

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
okay, but I gotta ask this question. Is it because she's not

Poop.... in a sock:
Quite.

Matt:
Asian?

Poop.... in a sock:
Shit.

Ghost in this Hell:
I mean, yes, yes,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Not only that, though,

Ghost in this Hell:
they

Matt:
Because

Ghost in this Hell:
did

Matt:
I-

Ghost in this Hell:
change the name at least,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
but also

Ghost in this Hell:
to some extent.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she in this movie is terrible. Like,

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
if she was good, I'd maybe let it slide, but she was,

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she was very bad. She was, she acted like a wooden block moving throughout

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
Technically

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a scene.

Poop.... in a sock:
wasn't.

Matt:
she was a plastic and jello block based on what we saw in the movie, sir.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Exactly.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, and even a plastic and jello block had more

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Charis-

Ghost in this Hell:
chemistry

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Charisma.

Ghost in this Hell:
than our charisma.

Poop.... in a sock:
But

Matt:
Alright.

Poop.... in a sock:
there's a big but there though.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, her

Poop.... in a sock:
What

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
butt.

Poop.... in a sock:
if we, so

Ghost in this Hell:
No,

Poop.... in a sock:
if

Ghost in this Hell:
there

Poop.... in a sock:
we.

Ghost in this Hell:
isn't.

Matt:
Dad

Ghost in this Hell:
No, there isn't.

Matt:
ass.

Ghost in this Hell:
It's a very small butt.

Poop.... in a sock:
There's a big but in here. And the question,

Matt:
Mm-hmm.

Poop.... in a sock:
and it leads me to this point. If we were cast Scarlett Johansson for someone else, what's to stop that actress from getting the same direction that led ScarJo into the performance that she gave us? Like, how do we

Ghost in this Hell:
Fair.

Poop.... in a sock:
prevent the same atrocity?

Matt:
Chris is right because I would argue no one's acting good in this movie.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehe

Matt:
And

Poop.... in a sock:
No

Matt:
if

Ghost in this Hell:
That's,

Matt:
everybody's

Ghost in this Hell:
that's.

Matt:
acting bad, might it be the director?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Can we recast

Ghost in this Hell:
Well, for

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the

Ghost in this Hell:
sure.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
director?

Ghost in this Hell:
But

Matt:
Yeah, sure why not.

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah, why not?

Poop.... in a sock:
Why not?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh,

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the boom.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
why not?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Get-

Ghost in this Hell:
Can we replace whoever the fuck that guy was with John Woo?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Not John

Ghost in this Hell:
There.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Woo. What?

Ghost in this Hell:
Why not?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No.

Ghost in this Hell:
The action would be cool.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The action would be cool,

Poop.... in a sock:
Think of

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
but I would,

Poop.... in a sock:
the doves, bro.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
because I am uncreative, you're not wrong, the doves would be sick.

Ghost in this Hell:
This movie would be four hours long.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And the main character is a dove. Brrr. My brain.

Poop.... in a sock:
What?

Ghost in this Hell:
Yes?

Matt:
But anyways, spare...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh, because I said it, because I'm uncreative, I was gonna say Denis Villeneuve because Blade

Poop.... in a sock:
Oooooooooh!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Runner 2059 or whatever

Ghost in this Hell:
Yes,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the fuck

Ghost in this Hell:
but

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that year

Ghost in this Hell:
also

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was,

Ghost in this Hell:
Dune.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was awesome. And Dune. He just knows how to make

Ghost in this Hell:
No,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a good

Ghost in this Hell:
that's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sci-fi

Ghost in this Hell:
that's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
world.

Ghost in this Hell:
he makes

Poop.... in a sock:
true.

Ghost in this Hell:
well he made one and a half sci-fi worlds.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Listen, you.

Matt:
What do we

Ghost in this Hell:
Let's

Matt:
mean

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
be

Matt:
by

Ghost in this Hell:
honest

Matt:
half?

Ghost in this Hell:
here

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Is this a Dune review?

Matt:
It's

Ghost in this Hell:
Why not

Matt:
a

Poop.... in a sock:
It became

Matt:
half.

Poop.... in a sock:
one.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He didn't like Dune.

Matt:
But let's

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Matt:
get

Poop.... in a sock:
Timothy

Matt:
moving on.

Poop.... in a sock:
Shelby

Matt:
You know what? I don't like where this question is going. Rupert Sanders is replaced

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh wait,

Matt:
by

Ghost in this Hell:
wait, wait,

Matt:
what?

Ghost in this Hell:
I think Chris would recast Scar Joe with Timothy Chalamet. I think I'm in for this.

Poop.... in a sock:
That wasn't a suggestion. I was just

Matt:
Perfect.

Poop.... in a sock:
making loud noises

Matt:
Now, moving on.

Poop.... in a sock:
You took that where you wanted

Ghost in this Hell:
Whaaaaat?

Poop.... in a sock:
to

Matt:
Moving

Poop.... in a sock:
Tiffany's shall

Matt:
on.

Poop.... in a sock:
we but he's got the hair for it

Matt:
I said we're moving on,

Poop.... in a sock:
Agreed.

Matt:
sirs.

Poop.... in a sock:
Agreed.

Ghost in this Hell:
All right.

Matt:
So

Poop.... in a sock:
Indubitably.

Matt:
in this movie, really early on, they start talking about the idea that everybody can get upgrades, right? And if you've

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Matt:
been in, you've played any cyberpunk game, seen any cyberpunk worlds, part of the whole thing is that you're integrating cybernetic parts with humans to sort of enhance them and make them better. And

Ghost in this Hell:
Right.

Matt:
so we see throughout the movie, we see, I'm going to get his name here.

Poop.... in a sock:
Batu?

Matt:
Well, Batuu, yes, but also was it Ishik— No. who got the Borama

Poop.... in a sock:
Deliver?

Matt:
deliver.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah,

Matt:
Was it,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
he had

Matt:
was

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a

Matt:
it

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
scene.

Matt:
Borama

Poop.... in a sock:
Ishikawa, Ishikawa.

Matt:
or is it Ishikawa? I can't. Anyways, so he,

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh yeah,

Matt:
basically

Ghost in this Hell:
it's your car, yeah.

Matt:
he got, he got a, you know, uh, cybernetic

Poop.... in a sock:
Liver.

Matt:
liver so he could drink all night. Um,

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
and listen, props for his friends or food for his friends for not even questioning once that their friend is that much of an alcoholic that he had to get

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.

Matt:
a cybernetic liver.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hey,

Poop.... in a sock:
Friends don't let friends be enabled.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is it a problem if you have a new lever?

Matt:
fine. They're just work friends,

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm.

Matt:
so they're not that close.

Poop.... in a sock:
There you

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
go.

Matt:
But so anyway, I want to ask, because I want to know about with with all of these enhancements in cybernetics going around. What I really want to know is like, we're all professional podcasters here, well, except Luciano, obviously,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
obviously.

Matt:
the rest of us, what enhancement we get to be podcasters in the future that exists

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
penis.

Matt:
in this movie?

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yes.

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Matt:
enhance your podcasting abilities.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean...

Ghost in this Hell:
doubles as a microphone.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Come on.

Poop.... in a sock:
Would you please stop talking to your cocks, sir?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Imagine the,

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
imagine the confidence on the air.

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, sorry, the enhancement that I would use to be a better podcaster.

Matt:
I guess.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Or just to

Matt:
Can't

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
be a,

Matt:
be any worse than we

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah,

Matt:
are.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
exactly. Um, I mean, it would be pretty handy to have like a microphone built into your jaw and headphones built into your ears.

Matt:
Aren't those just ears?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, no, no,

Ghost in this Hell:
And a

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah

Ghost in this Hell:
mouth?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
but sir, you don't understand.

Poop.... in a sock:
But wait,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And a mouth.

Matt:
So what

Poop.... in a sock:
wait,

Matt:
you're

Poop.... in a sock:
wait, wait,

Matt:
telling me.

Poop.... in a sock:
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let the man cook.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Heheheheh!

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahahaha

Matt:
But I gotta ask, so you're gonna put, you have ears, and you're

Ghost in this Hell:
You're

Matt:
gonna put

Ghost in this Hell:
gonna put

Matt:
permanent

Ghost in this Hell:
it...

Matt:
headphones around them for your entire life.

Ghost in this Hell:
This is Exzibit's way.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No.

Ghost in this Hell:
I heard you like ears, so I put ears in your ears so I can hear what you hear.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, it's they're like

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
little, uh, you know, headphones built into your ears. So if you want to listen to someone else talking without getting any sort of feedback, cause we're professionals. Um,

Matt:
Yes.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
then you could do that and the microphone is in your mouth and all you have to do is be a little, and then you're, uh, you're talking into a microphone.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So there you

Poop.... in a sock:
indeed,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
go.

Matt:
Sorry, one more

Poop.... in a sock:
indeed.

Matt:
time, what happened?

Ghost in this Hell:
Why do you have to make a noise from the movie shaft

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No,

Ghost in this Hell:
to turn it

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no,

Ghost in this Hell:
on?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you have to make

Ghost in this Hell:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it.

Ghost in this Hell:
don't

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You have

Ghost in this Hell:
understand.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to make a sound that Jeff Goldblum makes when you see something he likes.

Ghost in this Hell:
Ah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ow.

Ghost in this Hell:
oh, ah, oh, ah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Wow.

Matt:
Is it voice activated? The microphone

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
in your mouth?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, it's voice

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
acting, but you can't make it just be like the word

Ghost in this Hell:
Isn't that a problem?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on, because if you make it the

Matt:
Right.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
word on, every time you say on, your microphone's gonna turn on. So you have

Matt:
It's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to make

Matt:
yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it something

Matt:
yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
weird

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like,

Matt:
obviously. Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ow.

Matt:
Of course.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's,

Poop.... in a sock:
mm, I

Ghost in this Hell:
Unless

Poop.... in a sock:
dig

Matt:
No,

Poop.... in a sock:
that.

Ghost in this Hell:
you're

Matt:
that makes

Ghost in this Hell:
Jeff Goldblum

Matt:
total

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that's

Matt:
sense.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just

Ghost in this Hell:
because

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
science.

Ghost in this Hell:
otherwise Daniel would just turn on for him all the time

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,

Matt:
He'd

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah

Matt:
have a different

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Matt:
sound I assume.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah,

Matt:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
He would assign that.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
his word would be humble.

Poop.... in a sock:
Literally,

Ghost in this Hell:
Nice,

Poop.... in a sock:
uh,

Matt:
good.

Poop.... in a sock:
humble.

Ghost in this Hell:
nice, nice.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I don't know why I just

Matt:
Okay,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
burned Jeff Goldblum,

Matt:
yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I love him.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
That

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
But

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha

Matt:
was

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
take

Matt:
fine.

Ghost in this Hell:
ha!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that!

Matt:
It's too late for you.

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha ha!

Matt:
Okay, do we have any other answers here?

Poop.... in a sock:
Yes,

Ghost in this Hell:
Um...

Poop.... in a sock:
I do. So I like I really like snacking during our podcast. I really

Matt:
Okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
do. And I want to be able to because it's two part, right? I want to be able to continuously talk. Right. But I want to install another mouth, maybe like on my throat so that I can eat and it silences my food, but I can still talk at the same time. So I'm going to install a whole other esophagus

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
and like mouth so that I can continue to talk and no one would know. enjoying all my yummy treats.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So that's why you want

Matt:
So

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
two mouths. Wink.

Matt:
it's got a muffler.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yes, it has a muffler.

Matt:
Can you taste food in the second mouth?

Poop.... in a sock:
Don't ask questions. I told you what I want.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Ghost in this Hell:
No,

Matt:
Alright.

Ghost in this Hell:
he wants

Poop.... in a sock:
But yes.

Ghost in this Hell:
to just swallow. Cause it's an oesophagus,

Poop.... in a sock:
Ah,

Ghost in this Hell:
there's no mouth.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's...

Matt:
There's

Ghost in this Hell:
It's

Matt:
no

Ghost in this Hell:
just

Poop.... in a sock:
no,

Matt:
spitting.

Ghost in this Hell:
an

Poop.... in a sock:
I'm

Ghost in this Hell:
oesophagus.

Poop.... in a sock:
it's I'm installing a whole other mouthpiece that

Ghost in this Hell:
Does

Poop.... in a sock:
allow

Ghost in this Hell:
it have a

Poop.... in a sock:
and

Ghost in this Hell:
tongue?

Poop.... in a sock:
yes, it

Ghost in this Hell:
Does

Poop.... in a sock:
does.

Ghost in this Hell:
it have

Poop.... in a sock:
I

Ghost in this Hell:
a

Poop.... in a sock:
want

Ghost in this Hell:
tongue?

Poop.... in a sock:
I want

Ghost in this Hell:
Okay, that's

Poop.... in a sock:
it. I want

Ghost in this Hell:
gross.

Poop.... in a sock:
to taste my food.

Ghost in this Hell:
That that's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Just

Ghost in this Hell:
gross.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
put it in my swallow hole.

Ghost in this Hell:
HAHAHAHA

Matt:
Hey, you know what? Fine. I tried

Poop.... in a sock:
I think this

Matt:
I

Poop.... in a sock:
is a great idea.

Matt:
I Tried to make this podcast respectable, but you guys

Poop.... in a sock:
I

Matt:
are

Poop.... in a sock:
hear,

Matt:
animals.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Wait,

Poop.... in a sock:
I hear.

Ghost in this Hell:
Why?

Matt:
So

Ghost in this Hell:
Why would

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
what's

Ghost in this Hell:
you?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
your dirty

Ghost in this Hell:
Why would

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
mind?

Ghost in this Hell:
you

Matt:
No

Ghost in this Hell:
do that?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I just said put it in my swallow hole. You

Matt:
Okay.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
fucking

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sick fuck. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

Matt:
Fuck.

Poop.... in a sock:
I feel violated in my

Matt:
Spencer,

Poop.... in a sock:
ear holes.

Matt:
if you want to play this game, we'll fucking play this game. Alright, so how about this question for you assholes then? In the future, apparently everybody's gonna need dick enhancements based on what you've all been telling me.

Ghost in this Hell:
Of

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
100%

Ghost in this Hell:
course, 100%.

Poop.... in a sock:
It's a ticket-a-bye!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's...

Matt:
But like, so like, you

Ghost in this Hell:
It

Matt:
know,

Ghost in this Hell:
really

Matt:
like

Ghost in this Hell:
is.

Matt:
eh.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Ghost in this Hell:
It comes in one of those apple bugger.

Matt:
Hey, I'm asking a question

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,

Matt:
here.

Ghost in this Hell:
I dick 12, bro.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Mine wouldn't be the

Matt:
Hey.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
size of an apple box. It'd be the size

Matt:
Excuse

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of a guitar

Matt:
me.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
case.

Matt:
Serves. Serves. Serves.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Sorry, go ahead.

Matt:
In the future with these dicks that are maybe the size of a guitar,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Heh.

Matt:
maybe a tiny apple, I don't know what your dick size is, but

Poop.... in a sock:
Muffler.

Matt:
what I do know is that you're going to have to, there's going to be businesses vying for your action and package as you were.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahaha!

Matt:
So what I want to know is in the future, let's, I'm going to say it Rogers, the cell phone company in Canada is the

Poop.... in a sock:
Burn him.

Matt:
premier leading penis

Poop.... in a sock:
Dick Purveyor.

Matt:
enhancer is not

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,

Matt:
Thank

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
enhancer

Matt:
you.

Poop.... in a sock:
HOOP!

Matt:
Different various ways

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is

Matt:
we want

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not a

Matt:
to

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
good

Matt:
go.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
business model.

Ghost in this Hell:
They already

Matt:
Nah.

Ghost in this Hell:
they have they already have experience fucking is over. So I guess

Matt:
Right.

Ghost in this Hell:
it tracks.

Poop.... in a sock:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Woohoo.

Matt:
They're really good in the fucking area, so now they're going to

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
extend it to other places.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Extend

Matt:
But what I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it,

Matt:
know

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
literally.

Matt:
is,

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Matt:
besides the penis, what are they offering in that package?

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no.

Matt:
Pun intended.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So many buttons!

Ghost in this Hell:
Nice. Nice.

Matt:
Nailed it. That will make them the world's leader of...

Ghost in this Hell:
Wait, are you asking

Matt:
Penises.

Ghost in this Hell:
how Rogers would make bundles out of like cybernetic penises?

Matt:
packages,

Ghost in this Hell:
Is that,

Matt:
but yes.

Ghost in this Hell:
is

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Ghost in this Hell:
that, is it like my, is it my penis like my Rogers?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It.

Matt:
Well, I mean, maybe. I think that you would probably want to own this penis, but maybe you can't afford it. So maybe there's like a bundling deal and you're paying as you go, as it were.

Ghost in this Hell:
Mmm,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like

Ghost in this Hell:
see.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a monthly fee kind of thing. Pay

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
towards. Can I return my old penis for a discount on my new one?

Ghost in this Hell:
Or can I

Matt:
Play.

Ghost in this Hell:
buy the previous model for zero dollars?

Matt:
Sorry, Spencer,

Ghost in this Hell:
If I

Matt:
your

Ghost in this Hell:
get

Matt:
original

Ghost in this Hell:
a two year...

Matt:
PNS?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I assume I'll be upgrading multiple times.

Matt:
Right, right. But you still keep—I assume you keep your penis. You're just enhancing

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Does

Matt:
said

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that have

Matt:
penis.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
any dollar value?

Matt:
No? Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
What

Matt:
I would

Ghost in this Hell:
if

Matt:
assume—

Ghost in this Hell:
I return my old parts?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Thanks for watching!

Matt:
I would assume that like anything, you know, um, but they could use it. Maybe the movie there's a penis accident and they need some skin to replace on someone. I don't know. I don't want

Ghost in this Hell:
Mmm.

Matt:
to

Poop.... in a sock:
Okay,

Matt:
talk about this anymore.

Poop.... in a sock:
so

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahahaha

Matt:
Answer

Poop.... in a sock:
you're

Matt:
my

Poop.... in a sock:
in

Matt:
question.

Poop.... in a sock:
a co- Hmm. Heheheheh.

Ghost in this Hell:
Can I?

Matt:
Ha ha ha

Ghost in this Hell:
So

Matt:
ha!

Ghost in this Hell:
if I, can I get like long distance minutes with this penis? So, I'm gonna go ahead and do this. I'm gonna go ahead and do this.

Matt:
I mean, you're creating the package. Don't ask me, I'm not Rogers.

Poop.... in a sock:
Create the

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,

Poop.... in a sock:
package,

Ghost in this Hell:
okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
sir. Create the package.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean, I guess

Ghost in this Hell:
Okay.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you could say it's long distance.

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Poop.... in a sock:
Go, go, and get this

Matt:
I mean,

Poop.... in a sock:
long

Matt:
so

Poop.... in a sock:
dick!

Matt:
maybe, maybe that's how they tie back to the roots of the cell phone providers. They've got the, the local package, which is a bit smaller.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The average average not small

Matt:
Average size. Yeah, that's right. You don't want to say small.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Don't say small,

Matt:
So

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it's

Matt:
it's,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
bad for business

Matt:
it's like big, local is big. And then the like bigger

Ghost in this Hell:
No, it's

Matt:
is,

Ghost in this Hell:
tall,

Matt:
is the

Ghost in this Hell:
grande

Matt:
long distance.

Ghost in this Hell:
and venti.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Heh.

Poop.... in a sock:
There's also,

Matt:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
literally Rogers has

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Gimme the venti.

Poop.... in a sock:
infinite essential, infinite light, infinite extra, infinite advanced.

Ghost in this Hell:
They also have Ignite.

Matt:
Yep.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I don't know if

Poop.... in a sock:
Whoa,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I want my

Matt:
I don't

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
penis

Matt:
think you

Poop.... in a sock:
so

Matt:
want

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to

Matt:
your

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ignite.

Poop.... in a sock:
it...

Matt:
penis to do that. No.

Poop.... in a sock:
Boom!

Ghost in this Hell:
It's okay, we'll get another one.

Poop.... in a sock:
She's on fire! Um, yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So, well,

Poop.... in a sock:
Yes it is, baby.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm gonna answer your question, Matt.

Matt:
Oh great, thank you.

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, is that what we're doing?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think some of the advancements in penile technology,

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
obviously the top of the line Rogers penis will come with a vibrate

Poop.... in a sock:
Preach,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
option.

Poop.... in a sock:
preach brother.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think you needed to spin.

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
First, you know, you

Poop.... in a sock:
so

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just.

Matt:
which

Poop.... in a sock:
it was speeds

Matt:
which which

Ghost in this Hell:
So

Matt:
way

Ghost in this Hell:
you can use it as a milk frother too.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's the supreme package. You will get to your package!

Poop.... in a sock:
Yo, do you know, like, think of the opportunities a milk frothing penis enhancement would afford

Ghost in this Hell:
guy makes

Poop.... in a sock:
prison,

Ghost in this Hell:
its

Poop.... in a sock:
no,

Ghost in this Hell:
own milk

Poop.... in a sock:
no,

Ghost in this Hell:
for

Poop.... in a sock:
no, no, no,

Ghost in this Hell:
one.

Poop.... in a sock:
wait, wait, wait, wait, with prison inmates.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What?

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no! Oh no!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
They must...

Matt:
I'm concerned that the, I think,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What?

Matt:
unfortunately, when you go to prison, they have to take away your

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Your enhancements,

Matt:
Roger's penis

Ghost in this Hell:
Enhancements.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they're dangerous.

Matt:
packages.

Poop.... in a sock:
There's always gonna be, if they can make shivs, they can make milk frothing dick enhancements

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean, I'm pretty sure

Poop.... in a sock:
because.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the jump from,

Matt:
That's why they gotta take it away.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm pretty

Ghost in this Hell:
They're

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sure the jump from shivs

Ghost in this Hell:
gonna make...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to milk frothing

Ghost in this Hell:
They're

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
penises in technology

Poop.... in a sock:
Yo,

Ghost in this Hell:
gonna

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is quite

Ghost in this Hell:
make...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a jump.

Poop.... in a sock:
there's

Ghost in this Hell:
They're gonna

Poop.... in a sock:
always

Ghost in this Hell:
make

Poop.... in a sock:
a way to

Ghost in this Hell:
cybernetic

Poop.... in a sock:
import that.

Ghost in this Hell:
penises out of broken like toothbrushes. Is that what you're saying?

Poop.... in a sock:
No broken oil be motorized

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no.

Poop.... in a sock:
electric

Matt:
guys.

Poop.... in a sock:
toothpaste, sorry, sorry toothbrushes

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Do you think they get, okay, I'm moving along. I'm not, Chris,

Poop.... in a sock:
Yo.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm

Matt:
Now,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not letting

Matt:
please,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you bring me into this.

Matt:
move along.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
We have a serious podcast here and I'm trying

Poop.... in a sock:
You've

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to

Poop.... in a sock:
been...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
finish my point on the penis package that Rogers is offering.

Poop.... in a sock:
Proceed, proceed penis, sir.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So obviously vibrates, rotates clockwise and counterclockwise, obviously.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm. Okay.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Those

Poop.... in a sock:
Conjugates.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
are awful.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I do think,

Matt:
Spencer,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
go ahead.

Matt:
I do have to ask, is so in the rotation of the penis, does the penis just turn for her pleasure? Or does it spin to hit different angles

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean.

Matt:
at the connector point?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think it's

Poop.... in a sock:
Anal

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it could be for

Poop.... in a sock:
stimulation.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all purposes.

Matt:
I did not say that.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's also

Poop.... in a sock:
I'm

Matt:
Okay,

Poop.... in a sock:
not

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for

Matt:
thank

Poop.... in a sock:
helping

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
personal

Matt:
you.

Poop.... in a sock:
you,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
pleasure as well.

Poop.... in a sock:
I'm helping him. See?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Uh,

Matt:
Great.

Ghost in this Hell:
Mmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I.

Matt:
So you don't have to do anything. You just spin it around in an apple pie on its own, and you

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Exactly.

Matt:
get off. All right. Nice.

Ghost in this Hell:
and on an apple pie specifically.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
A future apple pie.

Matt:
Yeah,

Poop.... in a sock:
The best

Matt:
they're

Poop.... in a sock:
part

Matt:
way better.

Poop.... in a sock:
of the, and like, if you spend an extra $65, you can get the rotating penis to say nice things to you.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean, I need that.

Ghost in this Hell:
Can I get like an add-on? Can I get like an add-on where I can like cock it like a shotgun before he

Poop.... in a sock:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ghost in this Hell:
shoots?

Matt:
Um.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ch-ch-poo! Ch-ch-poo!

Matt:
I think that's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ch-ch-poo!

Matt:
a good question. And I think that's how Rogers makes a lot of their money. The packages

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
are low cost, but

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the add-ons.

Matt:
it's the add-ons,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.

Matt:
right? The cosmetics,

Poop.... in a sock:
Nieee... niee...

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
if you will.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The cosmetics. You're right.

Ghost in this Hell:
So you get the net on for spinning, and get a net on for cocking like a shotgun.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Unique ringtones.

Ghost in this Hell:
Caller ID, not

Matt:
Yeah. Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
call ID. And so,

Matt:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah, that kind of stuff.

Poop.... in a sock:
motivational speaking like you go into the washroom stall and you're

Ghost in this Hell:
No.

Poop.... in a sock:
like I need to at least I'm going to go into

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,

Poop.... in a sock:
a work meeting

Ghost in this Hell:
oh, oh, oh,

Poop.... in a sock:
oh

Ghost in this Hell:
aim assistance when you go

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's

Ghost in this Hell:
pee.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
actually,

Poop.... in a sock:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'd buy that.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah. Ha ha

Matt:
Hey,

Ghost in this Hell:
ha

Matt:
I

Ghost in this Hell:
ha.

Matt:
think I think I just want to go I don't need aim assistance. I just want full auto aim.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Full auto aim, yeah exactly.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No hands,

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
I like that.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
clean hands.

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Auto aim comes out of your pants

Poop.... in a sock:
Wow.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on your own.

Poop.... in a sock:
You never have to,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It

Poop.... in a sock:
like,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gets out

Matt:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of your pants on its

Poop.... in a sock:
you

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
own.

Poop.... in a sock:
know.

Ghost in this Hell:
Uhhh

Poop.... in a sock:
Ready to relieve

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It burrows,

Poop.... in a sock:
the

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it burrows

Poop.... in a sock:
urine.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
through the fly.

Ghost in this Hell:
The f- eh.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, with the spin, with the spin

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
function. It burrows

Matt:
The spin

Ghost in this Hell:
through,

Matt:
cycle?

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The

Ghost in this Hell:
The sp-

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
spin

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
cycle.

Matt:
You know, I think

Ghost in this Hell:
ha!

Matt:
we've done this

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh!

Matt:
enough

Ghost in this Hell:
Does

Matt:
on this.

Ghost in this Hell:
it do laundry too?

Matt:
It might,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You know what,

Matt:
but we're not gonna find

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
your additions

Matt:
out.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
are unrealistic, sir.

Matt:
Yes.

Poop.... in a sock:
You forgot you didn't- Mmhmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Is it Wi-Fi?

Matt:
I think

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Does it connect to Wi-Fi?

Matt:
we need to wrap this.

Ghost in this Hell:
5G.

Matt:
We did

Poop.... in a sock:
It does.

Matt:
good work. We might have missed a few things. Let us know if we did, but I think some of us have made really enhanced penis packages and Luciano made a penis that does all those household chores. But you know,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Instead

Matt:
whatever

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
my

Matt:
you need

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
penis

Matt:
in your

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
being

Matt:
life.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
5G, it's

Ghost in this Hell:
Win-win,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
going to be 5

Ghost in this Hell:
my friend!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
LBs.

Ghost in this Hell:
It's, uh, it's,

Matt:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
it sounds like a shotgun and it irons my clothes, I'm in.

Poop.... in a sock:
I've

Matt:
Yeah, let's.

Poop.... in a sock:
always wanted my penis to iron my pantaloons.

Matt:
From

Ghost in this Hell:
From

Matt:
the

Ghost in this Hell:
the

Matt:
inside.

Ghost in this Hell:
inside.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Poop.... in a sock:
from

Ghost in this Hell:
From...

Matt:
Just

Poop.... in a sock:
the

Matt:
pet

Poop.... in a sock:
inside,

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.

Matt:
it.

Ghost in this Hell:
When

Poop.... in a sock:
my

Ghost in this Hell:
you're...

Poop.... in a sock:
brothers.

Ghost in this Hell:
when you're wearing... As you're wearing them,

Matt:
It's just

Ghost in this Hell:
it

Matt:
petting

Ghost in this Hell:
keeps it

Matt:
your

Ghost in this Hell:
ironed.

Matt:
pants.

Poop.... in a sock:
Excuse me, Chris, is something moving in your pants? And your pants are steaming? Are you

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,

Poop.... in a sock:
okay? Nah.

Ghost in this Hell:
it's just the ironing cycle.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Just a r- just a

Ghost in this Hell:
Just

Poop.... in a sock:
Listen,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
wrinkle.

Ghost in this Hell:
forget it.

Poop.... in a sock:
I hate

Ghost in this Hell:
It's...

Matt:
but

Poop.... in a sock:
wrinkles, bro.

Matt:
yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What?

Matt:
no

Ghost in this Hell:
It's

Matt:
one

Poop.... in a sock:
But

Ghost in this Hell:
gonna

Matt:
loves

Poop.... in a sock:
why

Matt:
them.

Ghost in this Hell:
iron

Poop.... in a sock:
do

Ghost in this Hell:
my

Poop.... in a sock:
this?

Ghost in this Hell:
balls. It's gonna

Poop.... in a sock:
But

Ghost in this Hell:
iron my balls later

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What?

Ghost in this Hell:
to take

Poop.... in a sock:
did

Ghost in this Hell:
the

Poop.... in a sock:
you

Ghost in this Hell:
wrinkles

Poop.... in a sock:
have

Ghost in this Hell:
out of

Poop.... in a sock:
to

Ghost in this Hell:
that.

Poop.... in a sock:
do that in Arby's?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Chris, why are your

Matt:
Alright.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
pants so smooth from your hips to your knees? Hahahaha!

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahahaha

Poop.... in a sock:
Hahaha

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahahaha!

Poop.... in a sock:
and extra $75.98.

Ghost in this Hell:
Heheheheheheh

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahahaha! Hahahaha!

Matt:
Next

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahahaha!

Matt:
question.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah!

Ghost in this Hell:
Ah

Matt:
Moving on. So in the movie, we see that the agents from section nine can turn on mine comms. We first see it when Major and Batuu go into that club, we'll call it.

Ghost in this Hell:
Sure.

Poop.... in a sock:
establishment.

Matt:
And Major's looking for

Ghost in this Hell:
Hot.

Matt:
some stun guns or stun rods, apparently. And then we see it later on the movie, like the like to the point where, uh, Aramaki has it turned on for everybody. Um, and so I questioned I really have for this because if you see in the movie, like, you know, like Batuu has to kind of take a second to like zone in and do it properly, but then later, uh, mostly it's supposed to Sarah Mackey for some reason, he just talks out loud anyways,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,

Matt:
even though

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah.

Matt:
it's

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
being sent through the mind and I just, I How did it work? What's happening here?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's called movie magic, my friend. I

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
also

Poop.... in a sock:
Thanks for watching!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
noticed that Scarlett Johansson in one scene was talking out loud while doing it. I was like the whole movie she's done it in her head and now she's talking out loud. And I don't know why.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, it has no rhyme or reason, right?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think

Ghost in this Hell:
Um,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the director

Ghost in this Hell:
how

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
forgot.

Ghost in this Hell:
does it work? So the first thing you need is a new penis package And

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
From Rogers.

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmph.

Ghost in this Hell:
no, never mind Like Is it are they like hearing I know I'm answering this with a question fuck you Uh, are they like hearing what the other people are saying? Like is it an ear implant or is it directly into their brains?

Matt:
I, my assumption based on our calling them, minecoms as it goes into their head.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah, that's

Ghost in this Hell:
Anyway,

Poop.... in a sock:
what I thought.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Was

Ghost in this Hell:
it doesn't

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it always

Ghost in this Hell:
necessarily...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on or I assume you can connect to.

Matt:
They had to switch the mind comes as Aaron Mackie

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
asked them to do right before they get

Ghost in this Hell:
But

Matt:
like

Ghost in this Hell:
he turns

Matt:
assassinated.

Ghost in this Hell:
them on for them too at one point, doesn't

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
All

Ghost in this Hell:
he?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
right, Matt, I'm

Matt:
I don't think he could turn them on. He just asked him to turn them

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Matt,

Matt:
on.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm communicating

Ghost in this Hell:
Ah, okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to you right now through mind calm. Can you switch

Matt:
Yep.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
mine calm

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on? Okay. Ready? Sending you a message.

Matt:
Yes.

Poop.... in a sock:
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Matt:
Spencer, I can't, I can't do that.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What? What? You can't? What? You can't?

Matt:
No, I told you before, pants packages are not real.

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha

Matt:
That's a future tech.

Poop.... in a sock:
hahahaha

Ghost in this Hell:
Just because

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You lied

Ghost in this Hell:
Matt is

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to

Ghost in this Hell:
in

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
me!

Ghost in this Hell:
red doesn't

Poop.... in a sock:
Hehehe

Ghost in this Hell:
mean he works for Rogers.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Alright, Matt. Alright, with that in mind, I'm sending you another message.

Matt:
Okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Go. Fuck. Yourself. Give

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
me.

Ghost in this Hell:
is this one of the situations?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
My penis package.

Matt:
It's one of those...

Ghost in this Hell:
Is this is this one of the situations where you're using mind comes but also

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I

Ghost in this Hell:
talking?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just want to make sure

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the message gets sent, you know?

Matt:
Yeah. Yeah,

Poop.... in a sock:
Ha

Matt:
no,

Poop.... in a sock:
ha!

Matt:
it's good. It's good.

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, maybe that's why when they want the message to really sense

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
that they use the mind comms and they say it.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
See, we just figured it out.

Matt:
Now, when they

Poop.... in a sock:
Receipts.

Matt:
say it, are they projecting it through regular comps? Like, do regular comps, are they always on?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, because when you say

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
something, you also think it at the same time. You have to.

Matt:
No, there are

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Do

Matt:
people

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you?

Matt:
who I think don't do that.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well, obviously, I don't think before I speak. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Matt:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Poop.... in a sock:
Pfft, ha ha ha

Ghost in this Hell:
That's

Poop.... in a sock:
ha ha

Ghost in this Hell:
been

Poop.... in a sock:
ha!

Ghost in this Hell:
pretty well established

Matt:
Oh, listen, you know what? I

Poop.... in a sock:
I

Matt:
think

Poop.... in a sock:
do.

Matt:
Spencer

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha ha!

Matt:
has answered all the questions on this category and we're going

Poop.... in a sock:
Definitely,

Matt:
to move on from it.

Poop.... in a sock:
expertly.

Matt:
That's great. All right. Let's see here. Oh yeah. So after they go to the club, they go down and they attempt to find Kuzey or sorry, person we don't

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Matt:
know whose name is yet. And he blows it

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Is

Matt:
up.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
this name Goosey?

Matt:
Maybe.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Who knows?

Matt:
We don't know.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
But he blows up, as she runs down there, he blows it up Batman-style,

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm

Matt:
the Dark Knight. And Major pushes Batuu out of the way, right?

Ghost in this Hell:
Mmm.

Matt:
And that's how he gets his signature eyes, because apparently

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, because

Matt:
fire only

Ghost in this Hell:
the

Matt:
burns

Ghost in this Hell:
explosion

Matt:
your eyes.

Ghost in this Hell:
only got his eyes, yes.

Poop.... in a sock:
only.

Matt:
100% correct. Listen, that'll happen to the best of us. But what I want to know is like when you see them stitching Major back up. like stitching, I guess skin and some like a lot of jellos going in there.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for sure.

Poop.... in a sock:
Look, look.

Matt:
What flavor of gel are we thinking?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for him?

Matt:
or her, both.

Ghost in this Hell:
Hmm

Poop.... in a sock:
Pomegranate Raspberry.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh

Matt:
Although I think Batuu has a lot of what we call blood, because he's mostly human still, but you know.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Blood flavored

Ghost in this Hell:
Hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
jello?

Poop.... in a sock:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Matt:
Little taste

Ghost in this Hell:
I like

Matt:
like

Ghost in this Hell:
the

Matt:
iron,

Ghost in this Hell:
pomegranate.

Matt:
teeny.

Ghost in this Hell:
I think a pomegranate makes sense with the color

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It could be

Ghost in this Hell:
to

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
watermelon.

Ghost in this Hell:
some extent.

Matt:
Thanks for watching!

Ghost in this Hell:
Could

Poop.... in a sock:
I said

Ghost in this Hell:
be.

Poop.... in a sock:
pomegranate raspberry, but yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, but I ignored it

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
on purpose.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you can't say two flavors,

Matt:
Yep.

Poop.... in a sock:
God

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that's

Poop.... in a sock:
damn

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
cheating.

Poop.... in a sock:
it. It's the, how is it? He said, what flavor? There,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You show

Poop.... in a sock:
it

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
me

Poop.... in a sock:
could

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the

Poop.... in a sock:
be

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
jello

Poop.... in a sock:
a thing.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
box with pomegranate and raspberry on it and I'll say you're okay.

Matt:
I mean, I'm pretty sure that

Ghost in this Hell:
I

Matt:
exists.

Ghost in this Hell:
think most

Poop.... in a sock:
I will.

Ghost in this Hell:
importantly,

Matt:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
I think I'm pretty sure that it's Smucker's Jello, right?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Does Smucker

Ghost in this Hell:
For

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
make

Ghost in this Hell:
sure.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
jello?

Ghost in this Hell:
I don't know.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Guys, I'll be right

Ghost in this Hell:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
back.

Ghost in this Hell:
hope they do.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ha ha

Poop.... in a sock:
Listen,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ha.

Matt:
I'm...

Poop.... in a sock:
Milton. Listen, Milton Bradley.

Matt:
I'm only clear that Jello

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Makes

Matt:
makes

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
jello.

Matt:
Jello.

Ghost in this Hell:
Makes jello.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm almost certain

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
jello makes jello.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
Yeah. Um, I think,

Ghost in this Hell:
I like Pomegranate. I think Pomegranate makes sense.

Matt:
I don't think pomegranate has the right consistency. And I think

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Isn't all cello

Matt:
it's.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the same consistency?

Ghost in this Hell:
It's consistency of jello!

Matt:
No, no,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No,

Matt:
no,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no, no,

Matt:
no, no. It, uh, the

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no,

Matt:
pomegranate

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no

Matt:
flavor

Ghost in this Hell:
Hehehe

Matt:
just doesn't, doesn't, it doesn't sit right inside of that shell.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, it's the one that Smucker's

Poop.... in a sock:
Yes

Ghost in this Hell:
makes

Poop.... in a sock:
it does!

Ghost in this Hell:
doesn't have the right

Matt:
No,

Ghost in this Hell:
consistency,

Matt:
no, eating like

Ghost in this Hell:
that's

Matt:
a

Ghost in this Hell:
why.

Matt:
raspberry lime, the citrus touch of it helps scape off scurvy and shells, which we all know is still a huge problem.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
huge problem.

Matt:
Um,

Poop.... in a sock:
Raspberries

Matt:
and

Poop.... in a sock:
are still citrusy a little bit.

Matt:
not, not enough to, to stay

Poop.... in a sock:
They're

Matt:
off scurvy.

Poop.... in a sock:
bitter. Yo.

Matt:
Sir, do you know anything about shells? Like, what

Poop.... in a sock:
Do

Matt:
are we

Poop.... in a sock:
you

Matt:
doing

Poop.... in a sock:
know

Matt:
here?

Poop.... in a sock:
anything about

Matt:
Yes,

Poop.... in a sock:
raspberry?

Matt:
clearly I do.

Poop.... in a sock:
No, you don't.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Guys, guys,

Matt:
Yes, it doesn't have enough acidity.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
this has gone too far.

Poop.... in a sock:
Sit in your chair.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You've both said

Poop.... in a sock:
Have

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
things

Poop.... in a sock:
you ever eaten,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that you will

Poop.... in a sock:
wait,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
regret.

Poop.... in a sock:
wait Spencer, I'm gonna get

Matt:
and I'll see you next time.

Poop.... in a sock:
him.

Matt:
Bye.

Poop.... in a sock:
Have you ever had breakfast at Cora's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He's bringing up chorus.

Poop.... in a sock:
breakfast series?

Matt:
What if I say

Ghost in this Hell:
Again

Matt:
no, then what happens?

Ghost in this Hell:
every time with this

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Every

Ghost in this Hell:
guy's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
time

Ghost in this Hell:
chorus

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
with chorus.

Poop.... in a sock:
I don't give

Ghost in this Hell:
What

Poop.... in a sock:
a...

Ghost in this Hell:
the fuck?

Poop.... in a sock:
Listen and listen well,

Ghost in this Hell:
fucking

Poop.... in a sock:
heed my words.

Ghost in this Hell:
fucking shill

Poop.... in a sock:
They, no, no, it sucks. They ruined

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha ha!

Poop.... in a sock:
all of my dishes with raspberries. It was so acidic

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Moving

Poop.... in a sock:
and terrible,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on!

Poop.... in a sock:
I couldn't finish.

Matt:
Hey

Poop.... in a sock:
Don't you tell me what to do with my life. Anyways.

Matt:
Chris,

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
we have this terrible movie to talk about. We can talk about your terrible life choices

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
We'll

Matt:
after,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
talk

Matt:
if you

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
about

Matt:
want.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
chorus on the Chorus Podcast.

Poop.... in a sock:
Co-related! God damn it! Anyways.

Ghost in this Hell:
The correlated?

Poop.... in a sock:
They're

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh,

Poop.... in a sock:
co-related.

Matt:
Well,

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
should

Poop.... in a sock:
thank

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
have

Poop.... in a sock:
you.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
taken the win.

Matt:
I'm sorry we all heard that. I hate it and I want to move on.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yes. This isn't Wilfred

Ghost in this Hell:
I would say

Poop.... in a sock:
Brimley.

Ghost in this Hell:
I'm sorry, but I'm not.

Matt:
No, it's fine. It's fine. You're never sorry. Okay. I gotta back this up a bit because I forgot something that's very important.

Poop.... in a sock:
He

Matt:
Initially

Poop.... in a sock:
beep.

Matt:
in the movie, the major smashes into a meeting between a couple different businesses. One of the lead scientists from the Hanca robotics company is meeting with someone. Did they just label it the African? Was it just

Ghost in this Hell:
The

Matt:
that

Ghost in this Hell:
African Federation.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.

Matt:
African Federation, eh? Just a blanket.

Ghost in this Hell:
To be fair, to be fair, that's better than the anime where it's just the gavel Republic. So

Matt:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
between

Matt:
sure.

Ghost in this Hell:
the two.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Both aren't great.

Matt:
I guess,

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
you know what? He's talking, they're talking to Wakanda. What the hell? Um, and the major breaks in because it turns out that the Geisha bots have been reprogrammed and hacked, sorry, hacked. And we see the Geisha go into spider mode. What's

Ghost in this Hell:
Thanks for watching!

Matt:
spider mode for? Geisha.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Every Geisha needs Spider Mode. You just know that. Geisha, I'm having seven of my friends coming over. Engage, engage Spider Mode.

Poop.... in a sock:
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's

Ghost in this Hell:
It's the only time the Geisha replies with like, oh no, not this

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Not

Ghost in this Hell:
again.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Spider Mode. You do as I say,

Poop.... in a sock:
I do

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
bot!

Poop.... in a sock:
not, I do not consent,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And

Poop.... in a sock:
Spencer.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
open that face!

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Why

Poop.... in a sock:
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Ghost in this Hell:
god.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
do they have retractable faces?

Ghost in this Hell:
I want Spider mode with eight eyes!

Poop.... in a sock:
What

Ghost in this Hell:
Geisha!

Poop.... in a sock:
is it doing?

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha!

Poop.... in a sock:
Why is it touching my testicles?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Open that face and you like it.

Poop.... in a sock:
No!

Matt:
That's spider mode baby!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Full Spider Mode. I

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh man.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
wonder if there's other modes.

Poop.... in a sock:
Good-

Matt:
I would... I... Ah, okay.

Ghost in this Hell:
Probably. I mean if there's spider mode, there's all sorts of other modes

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What

Ghost in this Hell:
you

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
possible

Ghost in this Hell:
can get into

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
purpose is for them to have retractable faces?

Poop.... in a sock:
Sexual harassment.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
Don't they do a lot of like connecting to them through that way? Like wasn't there plugins and stuff?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh,

Matt:
Like

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
there's

Poop.... in a sock:
thing.

Matt:
a

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
plugins

Matt:
real

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Matt:
answer.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all right.

Ghost in this Hell:
but like

Matt:
Son

Ghost in this Hell:
that's

Matt:
of a

Ghost in this Hell:
a

Matt:
bitch.

Ghost in this Hell:
choice, right? Oh, maybe, yeah, maybe it's a different kind of plug.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Uh...

Ghost in this Hell:
It's for the packages that Roger sells.

Matt:
No, it's like, no, it's just like a USB-C,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh yeah.

Matt:
not a Rogers

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, sure.

Matt:
package.

Ghost in this Hell:
Listen,

Poop.... in a sock:
USB

Ghost in this Hell:
listen,

Poop.... in a sock:
USB

Ghost in this Hell:
1299,

Poop.... in a sock:
car

Ghost in this Hell:
it's an extra on your package. Now it's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Now

Ghost in this Hell:
USB-C.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to USB stick.

Ghost in this Hell:
Like...

Poop.... in a sock:
Now it's a USB stick. You can just plug it all in, bro. Universally. Have you ever

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That actually

Poop.... in a sock:
wanted

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
would

Poop.... in a sock:
to fuck

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
be...

Poop.... in a sock:
all your devices in your

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean

Poop.... in a sock:
house?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
don't even lie, that would be pretty handy. You're just like, oh man,

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I

Ghost in this Hell:
it would. It

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gotta

Ghost in this Hell:
would.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
drop a file off of my buddy's place. Bloop!

Poop.... in a sock:
Have you ever wanted to fuck your USB hub? Now with the USB-C

Ghost in this Hell:
Thanks for watching!

Poop.... in a sock:
adapter, you can. Have you ever wanted to fuck your ring light? Now you can with your USB-C.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hold on guys, I gotta upload my files off my computer. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha

Poop.... in a sock:
I'm sorry.

Matt:
Spencer, thank you for dropping off your load.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Matt:
That was great.

Poop.... in a sock:
Upload

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha! Yeah,

Poop.... in a sock:
and

Ghost in this Hell:
I've...

Poop.... in a sock:
down.

Ghost in this Hell:
I... Your payload received. Hahaha!

Matt:
I'm gonna try to ask a different question here and hopefully

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Gagebot

Matt:
steer away

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
engage-

Matt:
from...

Poop.... in a sock:
Try it.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
engage Ladybug face mode?

Matt:
Just the whole thing. Okay,

Poop.... in a sock:
They

Matt:
simple.

Poop.... in a sock:
scary.

Matt:
Not simple. Very confusing part of the movie. So we see Dr. Oulet use it a lot. She has this like computer screen that she uses to read the major's code.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
And so you see like, what is that? How does code work in this world? Like I know. actually do development work. Explain it to me.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Explain coding.

Poop.... in a sock:
Haha!

Ghost in this Hell:
Listen, listen, anyone who does any little bit of coding knows not to pause when there's code showing on the screen on a movie. The way that code works in this is apparently has texture according to Dr. Poulet

Matt:
Nice.

Ghost in this Hell:
or Roulet

Poop.... in a sock:
Dr.

Ghost in this Hell:
or

Poop.... in a sock:
Goulet!

Ghost in this Hell:
whatever her name is.

Poop.... in a sock:
Dr. Goulet!

Ghost in this Hell:
Goulet, yeah. I think what it does is... Hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Slow down.

Ghost in this Hell:
It probably... listen,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No,

Ghost in this Hell:
I'm

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no,

Ghost in this Hell:
trying.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
go slower.

Ghost in this Hell:
I think no. I don't know how it works, Matt. I'm sorry. Hahaha.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
fair!

Matt:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Poop.... in a sock:
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's fair, you know what? I respect it.

Ghost in this Hell:
I tried and I failed.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I respect the composure.

Ghost in this Hell:
It doesn't make any fucking sense is what I'm saying. Like

Matt:
Okay.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Now hear me

Ghost in this Hell:
it's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
out,

Ghost in this Hell:
not,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think.

Matt:
Okay.

Ghost in this Hell:
it's fucking stupid.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think,

Matt:
Fair.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you know what, I don't have it either. I'm gonna step back.

Matt:
All right.

Ghost in this Hell:
That's fair. Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Is it HTML?

Matt:
Let me, let me,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I don't know what coding is, but it looked

Matt:
let's,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like HTML.

Matt:
it's fine. Let, no, it, no, it wasn't. Well, it was all coding can look like, anyways, don't worry about it, it's formatting. Let's ask a different question. Apparently you can see glitches and doctor would like to see all of the majors glitches and glitches

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh yeah.

Matt:
is code for whatever the fuck they want it to be. So what do you think some of the majors worst glitches were? The ones we didn't see, the ones that are too hot for TV, if you will.

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So glitches are fragments of old memories.

Matt:
Yeah, we saw her have like, she kept seeing like the burning, like,

Ghost in this Hell:
Pagoda?

Matt:
pagoda. Um, she saw the cat on the street a couple of times. So like

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
other things where it would pop up and she would have this like, uh, false visual situation.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Imagine she just has like a glitch that's just the entirety of Jurassic World Dominion.

Poop.... in a sock:
AHHHHHHHHH!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It just comes up. No!

Poop.... in a sock:
That's a winner.

Ghost in this Hell:
That would

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No!

Ghost in this Hell:
explain that would explain

Poop.... in a sock:
Not again!

Ghost in this Hell:
the Scar Joe's acting in this because

Matt:
Maybe

Ghost in this Hell:
then that's why she would

Matt:
is

Ghost in this Hell:
act

Matt:
is she like one of the dinosaurs? Is she the pilot in the Jurassic Park?

Ghost in this Hell:
She's blue.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Why is she

Ghost in this Hell:
She's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in the

Ghost in this Hell:
blue.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
movie? No, it's a memory of her watching the entire movie, not from the perspective of a dinosaur. She wasn't

Ghost in this Hell:
Why

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in the

Ghost in this Hell:
not?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
movie. I know Matt those dinosaurs weren't real.

Matt:
Whaaaa?

Ghost in this Hell:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Uh...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That would be traumatic.

Poop.... in a sock:
I think one of her worst memory glitches that would pop up was the time she was on the shitter after eating a tomahawk steak and after using the toilet, looked back

Matt:
I don't like

Poop.... in a sock:
and

Matt:
where

Poop.... in a sock:
was

Matt:
this

Poop.... in a sock:
like,

Matt:
is going.

Poop.... in a sock:
argh!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I hate you.

Matt:
Bye.

Ghost in this Hell:
But why was she like that? It was like, oh, it looks like mom,

Matt:
So

Ghost in this Hell:
something

Matt:
she's

Ghost in this Hell:
like

Matt:
gonna

Ghost in this Hell:
that.

Matt:
see, how is this gonna manifest? She's gonna see like a toilet

Poop.... in a sock:
See ya.

Matt:
in the sky or like how does this work?

Poop.... in a sock:
She's in the interrogation room and she's trying to put the verbal screws into the suspect and she looks away and she sees a toilet. She's like, no, not this again. I need to focus.

Matt:
Yeah,

Poop.... in a sock:
It was too much food.

Matt:
I'm probably just going to go ahead and

Ghost in this Hell:
You

Matt:
delete that

Ghost in this Hell:
ate

Matt:
from this

Ghost in this Hell:
too

Matt:
podcast.

Ghost in this Hell:
much

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's the

Ghost in this Hell:
food!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
worst answer ever.

Poop.... in a sock:
I

Matt:
Just

Poop.... in a sock:
know

Matt:
get

Poop.... in a sock:
it's

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh

Matt:
a...

Poop.... in a sock:
not.

Ghost in this Hell:
my God.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It is.

Poop.... in a sock:
No, it's

Matt:
Well,

Poop.... in a sock:
not.

Matt:
of the two answers I got, it's the last

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Matt:
right now,

Poop.... in a sock:
Just

Matt:
so

Poop.... in a sock:
give it,

Matt:
we'll see.

Poop.... in a sock:
give everybody else a shot and we'll see what's what, son.

Matt:
Let's see how it goes. Well, Lucy,

Ghost in this Hell:
I think...

Matt:
you got to break the barrier of looking at shit.

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh God. Okay. I think

Poop.... in a sock:
Think

Ghost in this Hell:
you know

Poop.... in a sock:
about

Ghost in this Hell:
what

Poop.... in a sock:
it.

Ghost in this Hell:
she would see... Because she apparently she was like a lot younger than what her shell looked like after she was made into it, right?

Matt:
Yep.

Ghost in this Hell:
So it would be something like I don't know... Going to high school, doing like something in high school probably. Like walking in on two teachers having sex in the teachers... I don't know.

Matt:
Worst

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,

Matt:
or best?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I was

Ghost in this Hell:
Hear

Poop.... in a sock:
Mr.

Ghost in this Hell:
me

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gonna

Ghost in this Hell:
out.

Poop.... in a sock:
McGillicuddy?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
say, I'm like,

Matt:
Ha!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
what? No, two unattractive

Ghost in this Hell:
Hear me out.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
teachers.

Matt:
Ha ha ha.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
Both teachers had eaten tomahawk

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh

Ghost in this Hell:
steaks.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no.

Ghost in this Hell:
No, I'm kidding.

Poop.... in a sock:
Ha!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Now it's all starting to make sense.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mr. McGillicuddy and Mrs. Brock, why are you having jumping time on the desk listening to BTS?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
BTS!

Ghost in this Hell:
Why- why BTS?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That makes it so much

Matt:
As

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
worse

Matt:
the host of this podcast,

Ghost in this Hell:
If you're watching this, I'm going to be talking about the first two episodes of the series. So, if you're interested in watching the first two episodes of the series, I'm going to be talking about the first two episodes of the series. So, if you're interested in watching the first two episodes of the series, I'm going to be talking about the first two episodes of the series. So, if you're interested in watching the first two episodes of the series, I'm going to be talking about the first two episodes of the series. So, if you're interested in watching the first two episodes of the series, I'm going to be talking about the first two episodes of the series.

Matt:
I'm hitting eject out of this entire conversation.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Smart.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
We're going to cleanse our palates by going back to one of our standby questions because good Lord.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
What's the best scene of this movie?

Poop.... in a sock:
I have to say it was B Takeshi's scene when he goes in, when I thought he was getting murked in his car.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah!

Poop.... in a sock:
And I was like, something bad is going to happen. They're taking their sweet time to get in the car. And then the hit squad came in, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, they all tried to 50-set him. Then he pops out alive and then

Ghost in this Hell:
Drops

Poop.... in a sock:
takes them out.

Ghost in this Hell:
drops a drops like a nugget of wisdom to don't send the rabbits to hunt the Fox. That

Poop.... in a sock:
which

Ghost in this Hell:
was

Poop.... in a sock:
was

Ghost in this Hell:
great

Poop.... in a sock:
dope,

Ghost in this Hell:
That

Poop.... in a sock:
that was dope.

Ghost in this Hell:
that is a good scene. I have to agree. Yeah

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You had the bullet booklet.

Ghost in this Hell:
No, no 10 10 no notes

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Good scene.

Matt:
anything

Ghost in this Hell:
Matt,

Matt:
else.

Ghost in this Hell:
Matt, don't ask us for more. This movie

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well

Ghost in this Hell:
is garbage.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you're lucky

Ghost in this Hell:
There's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you got

Ghost in this Hell:
not good

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that!

Ghost in this Hell:
scenes

Matt:
I'm

Ghost in this Hell:
in this

Matt:
gay.

Ghost in this Hell:
movie.

Matt:
Moving

Poop.... in a sock:
Stop

Matt:
on!

Poop.... in a sock:
milking. Don't stop milking.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ah.

Poop.... in a sock:
Just because it has teats, that doesn't mean you can milk it.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I like the spider gauges.

Ghost in this Hell:
HAHAHA

Matt:
I said moving

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's

Matt:
on

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all right,

Matt:
Spencer.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
okay,

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
alright!

Matt:
What? No, we'll do that in a minute. Let's go back. Let's go test

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
Ooh,

Poop.... in a sock:
yo,

Matt:
it again.

Poop.... in a sock:
yo. Yeah,

Matt:
Let's

Poop.... in a sock:
yo, yo.

Matt:
see what happens.

Ghost in this Hell:
teaser,

Matt:
A

Ghost in this Hell:
a teaser.

Matt:
teaser, if you will. Hey, so in the movie, we saw these guys in, I guess it was a dump truck? Like a work truck?

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, garbage truck.

Matt:
They're the humans that apparently have enough cybernetic implants to let Kuze take them over. And I guess they carry guns to work because they had a bunch of

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I was very confused by that too, and invisible camo.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
And invisible camel yeah, so like I mean I guess their job super dangerous in the future. Don't

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Where'd

Matt:
be

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they

Matt:
a garbage

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gar-

Matt:
man

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah I was gonna say, where they were garbage men.

Ghost in this Hell:
They try to make it so that like Koozay hid that thing there. So when he did hack, the guy would use it, but it's so thin. Like the excuse that they give

Matt:
Yeah,

Poop.... in a sock:
Hey

Ghost in this Hell:
is like,

Poop.... in a sock:
Jim!

Matt:
I looked away

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah, sure.

Matt:
for a second.

Poop.... in a sock:
Jim, this

Ghost in this Hell:
They

Poop.... in a sock:
ramen is-

Ghost in this Hell:
just have, oh, another gun there. There's

Poop.... in a sock:
Nie.

Ghost in this Hell:
another gun

Poop.... in a sock:
Nie.

Ghost in this Hell:
along with our three guns that we always have

Poop.... in a sock:
Well,

Ghost in this Hell:
here.

Poop.... in a sock:
actually, I think that the that koozays like work around like similar to like activating these agents was like those physical like those weapons were there, but they weren't there for them. Like you don't see it until

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh!

Poop.... in a sock:
you're triggered, just like how the guy thought he had a whole a whole ass daughter and wife family in a particular in a particular location. No, he didn't.

Matt:
Yeah, so anyways, what I

Poop.... in a sock:
Yo!

Matt:
want to know is, obviously in the future, the bagged fast food wars have been concluded.

Poop.... in a sock:
Tag him.

Matt:
And clearly

Poop.... in a sock:
Tag

Matt:
there's a

Poop.... in a sock:
him.

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahahaha

Matt:
winner. And I want to know which fast food company won the bagged food wars.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
They're eating ramen out of a plastic bag if I recall.

Matt:
Yeah, that,

Poop.... in a sock:
Thanks for watching!

Matt:
I mean, obviously it's Japan, so they're serving ramen, but don't get,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,

Matt:
you know, tripped

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just

Matt:
up by

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
what's

Matt:
it. That

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a

Matt:
doesn't

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
good...

Matt:
mean

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah.

Matt:
that

Ghost in this Hell:
I,

Matt:
Arby's couldn't

Ghost in this Hell:
it

Matt:
have

Ghost in this Hell:
is.

Matt:
won this. They just

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
But

Matt:
serve,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they wouldn't!

Matt:
you know, I mean.

Ghost in this Hell:
No, it's it is I'm gonna say it is the mega conglomerate that became came out of Taco Bell and Pizza Hut

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Mmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
Taco Hut

Matt:
Um, is that

Ghost in this Hell:
or pizza bell, pizza bell

Matt:
sorry,

Ghost in this Hell:
is better.

Matt:
is, is pizza

Poop.... in a sock:
BOOM!

Matt:
bell just for North America or just internationally?

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, no, it's Taco Hut in the US

Matt:
Okay.

Ghost in this Hell:
and then Pizza Bell

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Are you saying that

Ghost in this Hell:
internationally.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
this is a shared

Matt:
Thank

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
universe

Matt:
you.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
with demolition, man?

Matt:
I guess that's what's happening

Ghost in this Hell:
It is

Matt:
right

Ghost in this Hell:
now.

Matt:
now.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
How, how is your order packaged from pizza? How is it in the bag?

Ghost in this Hell:
So, okay, so it's a very complex process that takes most of the onboarding for the servers.

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
So they go into like the containers where the pizza capsules are, they water the capsules, they become a pizza, they shove it in a bag and give it to you.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and you eat it. All

Poop.... in a sock:
I dig that.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
right, okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
Through your

Ghost in this Hell:
You

Poop.... in a sock:
mouth

Ghost in this Hell:
eat it from

Poop.... in a sock:
hole.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I thought

Ghost in this Hell:
the

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it was

Ghost in this Hell:
bag.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just a bag of ground beef. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Poop.... in a sock:
Ha ha ha

Ghost in this Hell:
I

Poop.... in a sock:
ha

Ghost in this Hell:
mean,

Poop.... in a sock:
ha!

Ghost in this Hell:
that's the premium

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
See

Ghost in this Hell:
package.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ya.

Matt:
So for the Japanese

Ghost in this Hell:
It comes pre-digested.

Matt:
market, they then take those pizzas and they treat noodles out of them and they give

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Just

Matt:
you

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
drain

Matt:
a tomato

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yes.

Matt:
soup. So

Ghost in this Hell:
If

Matt:
it's

Ghost in this Hell:
you

Matt:
a pizza

Ghost in this Hell:
use no

Matt:
ramen.

Ghost in this Hell:
if you use if you use Asian water that it turns into noodles

Matt:
I don't think

Ghost in this Hell:
if

Matt:
you're

Ghost in this Hell:
you

Matt:
allowed

Ghost in this Hell:
use

Matt:
to say

Ghost in this Hell:
other

Matt:
that.

Ghost in this Hell:
water

Matt:
I-

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What's

Ghost in this Hell:
it turns

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Asian

Ghost in this Hell:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
water? What the

Matt:
now,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
fuck are you talking

Matt:
I don't-

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
about?

Matt:
I don't-

Ghost in this Hell:
don't know I don't know

Matt:
Who are you,

Poop.... in a sock:
Asian

Matt:
John

Ghost in this Hell:
I don't

Poop.... in a sock:
one.

Ghost in this Hell:
know

Matt:
Cutter?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Um...

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh, uh, uh, uh, foreshadowing.

Ghost in this Hell:
Uh,

Matt:
Actually, I don't know if his

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah,

Matt:
name is

Ghost in this Hell:
no,

Matt:
John

Ghost in this Hell:
they serve

Matt:
Cutter.

Ghost in this Hell:
everything.

Matt:
It just

Ghost in this Hell:
They

Matt:
says

Ghost in this Hell:
have...

Matt:
Cutter here, but I'm going

Ghost in this Hell:
They

Matt:
John.

Ghost in this Hell:
have everything.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
John gutter

Ghost in this Hell:
Isn't

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sounds

Ghost in this Hell:
John

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
right.

Ghost in this Hell:
Cutter the name of...

Matt:
I'm sorry.

Ghost in this Hell:
Isn't John Cutter the name of like a Sylvester Stallone character

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It is

Ghost in this Hell:
or something?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
now.

Matt:
Yeah, sure.

Ghost in this Hell:
It is

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm trying

Ghost in this Hell:
now.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to think of what fast food chains would work best in a plastic bag, that you eat straight out of a plastic bag.

Poop.... in a sock:
Well,

Ghost in this Hell:
Taco Bell, because

Poop.... in a sock:
sure.

Ghost in this Hell:
then you can you can you eat out of it and then you shit into it because you're gonna

Poop.... in a sock:
HAHAHAHA!

Ghost in this Hell:
need it

Matt:
I really think this podcast

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It looks the

Matt:
needs

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
exact

Matt:
about

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
same.

Matt:
a thousand percent less shit conversations.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I hate it so much.

Ghost in this Hell:
I blame Chris. I blame Chris.

Poop.... in a sock:
I have a suggestion based

Ghost in this Hell:
Okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
on the answer.

Ghost in this Hell:
Okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
Well, okay. So we knew of Jack in the Box, but in this future scenario, it's gonna be Sasuke in a box because...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they're in bags.

Matt:
Okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
Exactly.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, Saski in the bag.

Poop.... in a sock:
body bag.

Matt:
I

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, Jesus, wha- where are you going with this?

Poop.... in a sock:
I tried to bring Jack in the Box to this situation and you flipped it and I just ended it, okay?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think.

Matt:
What, so what am I getting in this bag of food exactly?

Poop.... in a sock:
It's supposed to be hamburgers.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in a bag.

Matt:
And okay, in a bag.

Poop.... in a sock:
It was a box, but now it's a bag. And I said, okay.

Matt:
Okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
So.

Ghost in this Hell:
Is it like, is the burger like assembled in there or is it just like, like all the parts of the burger just thrown in there?

Poop.... in a sock:
They've managed to dehydrate this hamburger. So now it looks like shredded lettuce bits, but they're multicolored, like they're in the colors of like parts of the hamburger.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like dehydrated

Poop.... in a sock:
So

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ice

Poop.... in a sock:
it's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
cream.

Poop.... in a sock:
not in a way like shavings,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
They're like beads.

Poop.... in a sock:
like deconstructed,

Ghost in this Hell:
Hamburger

Poop.... in a sock:
beans?

Ghost in this Hell:
shavings! Mmm, yum!

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah. So work with it

Ghost in this Hell:
Ahhhh

Poop.... in a sock:
because it's in a bag, right? And like, they're still crispy, but like you still taste each component that came from said burger that used to be whole, but now has been dehydrated and shaved for your eating consumption.

Matt:
I feel like this is why Chris

Ghost in this Hell:
So.

Matt:
got a second mouth so he can eat his dehydrated

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all the swallow hole.

Matt:
burger

Poop.... in a sock:
Ha! Ha!

Matt:
shred.

Poop.... in a sock:
Ha!

Matt:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
So Matt, I

Matt:
swallow

Ghost in this Hell:
think you have

Matt:
hole.

Ghost in this Hell:
your answer.

Poop.... in a sock:
It's called the mastication machine.

Ghost in this Hell:
The franchise

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Don't try and

Ghost in this Hell:
that

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
dress

Ghost in this Hell:
won

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it up.

Ghost in this Hell:
was White Castle. It's

Matt:
White

Ghost in this Hell:
clearly

Matt:
Castle?

Ghost in this Hell:
White Castle won

Matt:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
this,

Matt:
what?

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.

Matt:
Sure, why not? That's it.

Poop.... in a sock:
White Castle,

Ghost in this Hell:
I'm

Matt:
That's

Ghost in this Hell:
out.

Poop.... in a sock:
we got

Matt:
much

Poop.... in a sock:
a lot

Matt:
better

Poop.... in a sock:
of,

Matt:
than Arby's. I'll just

Poop.... in a sock:
we

Matt:
go

Poop.... in a sock:
got

Matt:
fuck

Poop.... in a sock:
a lot

Matt:
myself.

Poop.... in a sock:
of, we got more than enough Blanc in this anyway.

Matt:
I'll just go fuck myself. I'm going back to a regular question because

Poop.... in a sock:
Hahahaha

Matt:
I can't handle

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Matt:
this shit. Fuck. What was the worst character relationship in this movie?

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh God.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean.

Ghost in this Hell:
Is it the mum and Motoko

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I was gonna say, probably her

Ghost in this Hell:
or?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and her mom.

Matt:
What about

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Matt:
John Cutter and the Asians?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That was also a bad, bad

Poop.... in a sock:
Ahhhhhhhhhh...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
rep.

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no,

Poop.... in a sock:
Racism!

Ghost in this Hell:
oh no,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Uh...

Ghost in this Hell:
John,

Poop.... in a sock:
Racism!

Ghost in this Hell:
John Cutter and some strays.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You gotta make sure his name

Poop.... in a sock:
Racism alert.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
John

Poop.... in a sock:
it was just, it's,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Cutter

Poop.... in a sock:
it's, it's, it's,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
before you throw him

Poop.... in a sock:
it's,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
right

Poop.... in a sock:
it's, it's,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
under the

Poop.... in a sock:
it's,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
bus.

Matt:
Bye.

Poop.... in a sock:
it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah

Poop.... in a sock:
it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hey,

Poop.... in a sock:
it's, it's,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
John,

Poop.... in a sock:
it's, it's, it's, it's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
John,

Ghost in this Hell:
No! Fuck

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
there's

Ghost in this Hell:
you!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a very

Ghost in this Hell:
Fuck

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
popular

Ghost in this Hell:
you!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
podcast and they're telling me that that you put

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Asian children Inside of white people. Is that a fact? Who is this?

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh. You're calling

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, phrasing,

Poop.... in a sock:
me!

Ghost in this Hell:
phrasing.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean, that is what they did. That was quite

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the shock.

Ghost in this Hell:
God.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You think that was?

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
I can't prove that John cutter is John is his name, but we're going

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
We're

Matt:
with

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
going

Matt:
it.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
with the, we're

Poop.... in a sock:
Okay.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
going with John Cutter. Yeah,

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
so in the film, John Cutter took the brains of young Asian children and put them into the bodies of attractive white people.

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And that,

Poop.... in a sock:
Wow.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and they went with that. They read that on a script and said yes.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
But,

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
I...

Matt:
but...

Ghost in this Hell:
Matt, Matt!

Matt:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
Do you know who John Kutter is?

Poop.... in a sock:
Something Mars?

Ghost in this Hell:
Wesley Snipes character from Passenger 57. That's

Matt:
Oh,

Ghost in this Hell:
where you're getting it

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh

Ghost in this Hell:
from.

Matt:
I've been Cher.

Ghost in this Hell:
There you go.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
How dare you

Matt:
Sorry,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
slander

Matt:
Wesley.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
his name.

Ghost in this Hell:
That's...

Matt:
My bad, but here we are.

Poop.... in a sock:
puts.

Ghost in this Hell:
I didn't!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Wesley will sue

Matt:
Moving

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
us, he

Matt:
on.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
needs the money.

Matt:
Moving

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Matt:
back to, now we did taxes, he likes us.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Matt:
It's

Ghost in this Hell:
we

Matt:
fine.

Ghost in this Hell:
did taxes.

Poop.... in a sock:
True,

Ghost in this Hell:
He was fine.

Poop.... in a sock:
true, we've

Matt:
I gotta

Poop.... in a sock:
got

Matt:
go

Poop.... in a sock:
credit.

Matt:
back to Spencer's point. Spencer, so you're telling me that all 98 sacrifices, quote unquote,

Poop.... in a sock:
Air quote.

Matt:
were Japanese.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I mean, they're in Japan, and they were just getting random kids off the

Matt:
But

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
street.

Matt:
there's all the scientists, all the smart people were not Asian,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well, that,

Matt:
as this movie

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
well,

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Matt:
told

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sorry,

Matt:
us.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all the, all

Ghost in this Hell:
That's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the smart

Ghost in this Hell:
not a

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
people

Ghost in this Hell:
good thing.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
cut or hired were non-Asians.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Matt:
Right?

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So, uh, I wouldn't, I wouldn't

Ghost in this Hell:
that's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
trust it.

Ghost in this Hell:
Norwegians.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.

Matt:
Well, point proven

Ghost in this Hell:
They were

Matt:
then.

Ghost in this Hell:
not just white, they were Norwegian, all of them.

Matt:
Well, what was

Ghost in this Hell:
Dr.

Matt:
French?

Ghost in this Hell:
Poulet

Poop.... in a sock:
GULAY!

Ghost in this Hell:
and yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
Also, chin-

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I really

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
am sure

Poop.... in a sock:
Goosa.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I was shocked by that in the film. When

Matt:
I liked

Ghost in this Hell:
Do

Matt:
it.

Ghost in this Hell:
we?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that was

Matt:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a

Matt:
liked

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
twist.

Matt:
that they, they did, they made them all white and they didn't have to say they took Asian people and put them in white bodies, but they did it anyways.

Ghost in this Hell:
But they did.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
This is like

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a get out

Ghost in this Hell:
That's...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
situation.

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Matt:
Kinda.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
This is like the get out film. This is a whole other layer of

Ghost in this Hell:
That was

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
horror.

Ghost in this Hell:
like...

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, because it's like, someone like, someone said it, I don't know who it was, but like, someone wrote this on the script, and they were like, yeah, let's go with that.

Poop.... in a sock:
you

Ghost in this Hell:
Like, they didn't have to, or maybe, well, no, that's not in the script. But maybe, do you guys think that that were like, out of the 98 that they sacrificed? Do you think any of them were not

Matt:
I asked that question.

Ghost in this Hell:
And

Poop.... in a sock:
Whoo,

Matt:
Thank

Ghost in this Hell:
do you

Matt:
you

Ghost in this Hell:
think

Matt:
for

Poop.... in a sock:
whoo.

Matt:
repeating this

Ghost in this Hell:
do

Matt:
podcast.

Ghost in this Hell:
you think wait wait, yeah, I'm gonna I'm going

Matt:
Oh,

Ghost in this Hell:
to kind of

Matt:
are you going to make it better

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah

Matt:
now that I caught you?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm gonna change

Ghost in this Hell:
Sure

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it, is what I'm saying.

Ghost in this Hell:
sure

Poop.... in a sock:
Quickly!

Ghost in this Hell:
sure

Poop.... in a sock:
Quickly!

Ghost in this Hell:
do you do we think that cutter thought that they failed because they weren't white

Poop.... in a sock:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Matt:
I don't think I'm equipped to answer these questions.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's cutters and monsters, so I'm gonna go

Ghost in this Hell:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
with

Ghost in this Hell:
am,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yes

Ghost in this Hell:
I am too white to answer this question.

Poop.... in a sock:
It's quite possible if I try to connect, I'm gonna try to connect this dot.

Matt:
Okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
I think what he was aiming for was designed white privilege.

Matt:
Uhhh...

Ghost in this Hell:
Okay,

Poop.... in a sock:
by program.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'll

Ghost in this Hell:
I'm

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
hear

Ghost in this Hell:
scared,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
me out. I

Ghost in this Hell:
but

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
think

Ghost in this Hell:
continue.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
he was his he was going for what people will call the final solution

Poop.... in a sock:
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh shit.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Because it goes power. Exactly. He's a firm believer of ghost power.

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ghost and the shell

Matt:
It's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
power.

Matt:
all coming together.

Ghost in this Hell:
you asked, listen, you asked me who I would recast. Gary Busey should have played cutter.

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh,

Matt:
Okay.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
don't get me started on Garabusi. Oh

Matt:
Oh

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no,

Matt:
God.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
did somebody call my name?

Ghost in this Hell:
I'm sorry I summoned

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Did somebody,

Ghost in this Hell:
him. No, go away!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
intergalactic

Ghost in this Hell:
Go away,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
aliens

Ghost in this Hell:
Gary! No!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
are coming

Ghost in this Hell:
Go

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in

Ghost in this Hell:
away!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
from my brain?

Matt:
This is why you're not a professional podcaster,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I am.

Matt:
cause you do this shit.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
There's a ghost in my shell, his name is Seamus. I talk to him daily. Seamus is my best friend. He told me

Matt:
Hey,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to burn things.

Matt:
hey, Gary, Gary,

Poop.... in a sock:
Your scary

Matt:
Gary.

Poop.... in a sock:
music is bleeding into forest guppet, it's magnificent!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I heard Seamus say my name. You say my name Seamus.

Matt:
Gary, can you turn on your Minecom

Ghost in this Hell:
Ehh...

Matt:
please?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm on alternate on my mom, but the problem with the mind calm is they can be picked up

Matt:
Ha!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
from intergalactic beings

Matt:
I understand. Um, turn your mic

Ghost in this Hell:
Ugh.

Matt:
on. I need to talk to Spencer for a minute.

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha ha ha!

Poop.... in a sock:
You're molesting my ears!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in the my shell. Shame is you have control.

Matt:
Uh, you know what? That was a mistake. I should just ask our crazy questions instead.

Ghost in this Hell:
I'm gonna go to bed.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You say Gary Busey? I heard my

Matt:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
name

Matt:
did

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
again.

Matt:
not.

Ghost in this Hell:
No

Matt:
No, I did

Ghost in this Hell:
shit,

Matt:
not.

Ghost in this Hell:
no.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
must have been one of the voices.

Matt:
Hey.

Ghost in this Hell:
He's the real mind, he's

Matt:
I want to

Ghost in this Hell:
the real mindhacker.

Matt:
Gary, I want to talk about Matoko's mom or like not Maitre's mom, Matoko's mom.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Okay.

Matt:
So so no, Gary, Gary, you have to go

Ghost in this Hell:
Get out, Gary!

Matt:
get out.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Ghost in this Hell:
Get off the line!

Poop.... in a sock:
Ow, Satan, ow!

Matt:
So, Motoko's mom apparently lets strangers in her house.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She let me in.

Matt:
It's a two part question. One part.

Ghost in this Hell:
Did you think

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm

Ghost in this Hell:
you

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gonna

Ghost in this Hell:
were

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
go

Ghost in this Hell:
her daughter

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
learn.

Ghost in this Hell:
too? Is that what happened,

Matt:
Maybe.

Ghost in this Hell:
Gary?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I am her daughter. We are

Matt:
No,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all daughters

Matt:
you're not.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of her.

Matt:
No, Gary is

Ghost in this Hell:
Ugh,

Matt:
bad, Gary.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Gary's

Ghost in this Hell:
God.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not here

Matt:
Don't forget.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
right now, this is Seamus.

Ghost in this Hell:
Thanks for watching!

Matt:
Shamus, don't make me get the spray bottle again. Don't make me get it. Matoko's mom, how many random strangers has Matoko's mom let into her house for tea, quote unquote?

Ghost in this Hell:
How many?

Matt:
Yeah, how many? This can't be the

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh

Matt:
first.

Ghost in this Hell:
God.

Matt:
She clearly have done this before.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well, she let her in without

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, for sure.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
her saying anything. I believe she didn't

Matt:
No.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
say a word.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So.

Matt:
Correct.

Ghost in this Hell:
Well, she picked up her cat

Matt:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
and that was enough.

Matt:
And the cat liked her.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah. Yeah. So I think anybody who the cat liked.

Matt:
Right.

Ghost in this Hell:
which potentially is like hundreds of people.

Matt:
So

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ma'am, we're here to check your

Matt:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
water

Matt:
am.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
system. You remind me of my daughter!

Poop.... in a sock:
Hehehehe

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ma'am, I need to check

Matt:
Heheheheh...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
your pumps.

Matt:
Eh... Ma'am.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You're just like her! She loved the water pumps!

Matt:
A-

Poop.... in a sock:
Hehehe

Ghost in this Hell:
Why is the Japanese woman

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm doing a Japanese

Ghost in this Hell:
like...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
woman. Are you have to ask who my John cutter?

Matt:
All

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.

Matt:
right.

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh god.

Matt:
I need to ask this question. How does the cat know that Major is Masoko?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The cat has a mind calm.

Poop.... in a sock:
Cats.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Obviously.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
Just got to scream

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Meow!

Matt:
back.

Ghost in this Hell:
I'm

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I

Ghost in this Hell:
out.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
can hear you, Squiggles!

Poop.... in a sock:
No... MWAAAAAAA MWAAAAA

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, she understands the cat so she the cat talks to her and the mind comes and she answers

Matt:
All right, I'm gonna ask one more question and I need y'all to focus.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Okay.

Matt:
Gonna answer this question. It's very important.

Ghost in this Hell:
Okay.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm

Matt:
No, not

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh

Matt:
you.

Ghost in this Hell:
no.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you, Gary!

Ghost in this Hell:
No, no. Out! Get out of the light!

Matt:
What do you think Matoko's

Poop.... in a sock:
Eh.

Matt:
mom's worst pick-up line is when she tries to lure these strangers into her house?

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no! Is she like a serial killer?

Matt:
No, no, she just wants

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That'd be a

Matt:
company

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
great twist.

Matt:
and to find her daughter. I guess. I don't

Ghost in this Hell:
What

Matt:
know.

Ghost in this Hell:
a great...

Poop.... in a sock:
Do you like feet?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No. Come in

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and

Ghost in this Hell:
my

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
put

Ghost in this Hell:
god.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on the dress, little girl. Ma'am, I'm here about your water filtration system. That's what she used

Ghost in this Hell:
Ah

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to say every day.

Ghost in this Hell:
She, I mean, she would

Poop.... in a sock:
Chicken?

Ghost in this Hell:
go, you know, that cat likes you. Do you want to come inside and see my other pussy?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I hate you so much. I just hate it.

Ghost in this Hell:
Listen, he asked for the worst pick-up lines.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I

Matt:
No.

Ghost in this Hell:
I don't know. I don't know.

Poop.... in a sock:
Do

Matt:
Why,

Poop.... in a sock:
you love your mommy?

Matt:
why do you all like this? Why

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh

Matt:
can't

Ghost in this Hell:
no.

Matt:
we

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I

Matt:
just

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
have a normal question.

Matt:
answer the question?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
Cause they pat...

Ghost in this Hell:
Have a normal conversation.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well you said pick up line.

Ghost in this Hell:
Because Seamus was here and he ruined everything.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Come in for some

Matt:
She's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
tea,

Matt:
trying to

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it's not drugged. Mwahahah!

Matt:
All right, fine. Let me change it. It's not a pickup line. It is what is her worst luring line?

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Matt:
Shall I lure these people into her house?

Ghost in this Hell:
I see you like the cat likes you, no, I'm kidding.

Poop.... in a sock:
you

Ghost in this Hell:
Uh.

Poop.... in a sock:
It's so cold! Come in, come in and have a chat!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's

Poop.... in a sock:
Thanks for watching!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not that

Ghost in this Hell:
Okay,

Matt:
That's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
bad.

Matt:
actually

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That,

Matt:
really bad, so...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I don't...

Ghost in this Hell:
I need a follow up

Poop.... in a sock:
but it's

Ghost in this Hell:
question.

Poop.... in a sock:
not cold outside, it's like summer.

Ghost in this Hell:
What is

Matt:
Oh,

Ghost in this Hell:
she

Matt:
got him.

Ghost in this Hell:
luring them in for?

Matt:
I don't know, man. It's just

Poop.... in a sock:
company.

Matt:
letting

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She- no, she wants-

Matt:
company, she's lonely.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she- sh- they remind her of her daughter!

Matt:
Yeah, she misses her

Ghost in this Hell:
So

Matt:
daughter.

Ghost in this Hell:
like everybody.

Matt:
Yes.

Ghost in this Hell:
Okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
Do you have family?

Ghost in this Hell:
Uh.

Matt:
Literally anybody who goes near 1912

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Matt:
within like a 10 mile radius she will try to call them in. Bullhorn out the window. Hello you remind me of my...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah well in the movie

Ghost in this Hell:
I was

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like Scarlett

Ghost in this Hell:
like...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Johansson comes in and she says that within two minutes without Scarlett Johansson saying a word so it doesn't take much to remind

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
her of of her daughter

Matt:
Yeah, she doesn't say anything, she clearly doesn't look like her daughter was being whitewashed and all, so I'm not sure

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.

Matt:
how she got there.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Man, there's a serious,

Poop.... in a sock:
Didn't she up?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
serious poison problem in the area. You remember, my daughter used to say that. Man, you need to

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
leave immediately.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
Hahaha

Poop.... in a sock:
She said that she sees her daughter in everything, so even the mailman's coming through, he's like, oh, hi, hi, hi, hi, good day, miss. And she's like, oh, you lay those envelopes down so nicely. You remind me of my dad.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Come in with some

Matt:
Chris,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
tea!

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,

Matt:
how'd you make that dirty?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
exactly.

Poop.... in a sock:
It's not dirty!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You lay those envelopes so nicely!

Matt:
Come on and

Poop.... in a sock:
What?!

Matt:
lay

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
your envelopes in me. Oh yes.

Poop.... in a sock:
That's disgusting! Think of the paper

Ghost in this Hell:
Wow

Poop.... in a sock:
cuts! That's not where I was going!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Did you

Ghost in this Hell:
Wow!

Poop.... in a sock:
That's on

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
lick

Poop.... in a sock:
you!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
everyone yourself?

Ghost in this Hell:
And then

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahahaha

Poop.... in a sock:
Nope.

Ghost in this Hell:
you have

Poop.... in a sock:
Nope.

Ghost in this Hell:
the goal to

Poop.... in a sock:
Nope.

Ghost in this Hell:
ask

Poop.... in a sock:
Nope.

Ghost in this Hell:
us why we're this way!

Poop.... in a sock:
Nope.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Did you lick all of them alone for all by yourself?

Poop.... in a sock:
Just because, just because my voice

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh

Poop.... in a sock:
is

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah!

Poop.... in a sock:
as smooth as buttermilk

Ghost in this Hell:
No!

Poop.... in a sock:
biscuits,

Ghost in this Hell:
That's...

Poop.... in a sock:
that doesn't

Ghost in this Hell:
That

Poop.... in a sock:
mean

Ghost in this Hell:
would be...

Poop.... in a sock:
that I'm trying to impregnate your

Ghost in this Hell:
That

Poop.... in a sock:
minds.

Ghost in this Hell:
would be one... No, that would be one. It's like, oh, I have all of these envelopes and I've run out of spits. Can you lick my...

Matt:
Wow.

Poop.... in a sock:
I

Matt:
Who

Poop.... in a sock:
didn't

Matt:
runs

Poop.... in a sock:
do that,

Matt:
out

Poop.... in a sock:
you

Matt:
of

Poop.... in a sock:
did

Matt:
spit?

Poop.... in a sock:
that. You did

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Why

Poop.... in a sock:
that.

Matt:
Married!

Poop.... in a sock:
Could you spit?

Ghost in this Hell:
I don't know.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
would you say

Ghost in this Hell:
I don't

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
spit? Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
know.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What a

Poop.... in a sock:
In

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sexy

Poop.... in a sock:
my

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
pickup

Poop.... in a sock:
day,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
line.

Poop.... in a sock:
we had to, we had to hork

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah

Poop.... in a sock:
on our envelopes.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You have all that spit!

Matt:
Ha ha!

Ghost in this Hell:
or.

Poop.... in a sock:
Your mouth looks very moist. Could you help me with my envelopes?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No. My envelopes! My envelopes are so dry! They're so, so dry!

Ghost in this Hell:
I wasn't trying to make it sexual. You guys are just dirty minded.

Poop.... in a sock:
My gums

Matt:
What's up?

Poop.... in a sock:
used to be so

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehe

Poop.... in a sock:
much more moist than they used to be would you

Ghost in this Hell:
My

Poop.... in a sock:
help me?

Ghost in this Hell:
g-

Matt:
Fuck

Ghost in this Hell:
my gums?

Poop.... in a sock:
I salivate from my gums. Do you ever find that your gums is

Matt:
Alright,

Poop.... in a sock:
dry?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
My envelopes

Matt:
we've gone too

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
need

Matt:
far.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a good gummin!

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
We've gone

Ghost in this Hell:
my

Matt:
too far.

Ghost in this Hell:
tonsils, my tonsils feel so dry.

Matt:
too far.

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh!

Matt:
No, no, it's too far. Bring it back

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You

Ghost in this Hell:
I'm out.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
remind

Matt:
in.

Ghost in this Hell:
Bye.

Matt:
Bring it

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
me

Matt:
back

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of my

Matt:
in.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
daughter the way

Matt:
No,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you gum envelopes?

Matt:
no.

Poop.... in a sock:
Would you chew on my envelope flaps?

Matt:
Back

Poop.... in a sock:
Uh...

Matt:
into the movie.

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, that was gross

Matt:
No,

Ghost in this Hell:
Chris, holy

Poop.... in a sock:
Yo,

Ghost in this Hell:
shit!

Matt:
this is why we

Poop.... in a sock:
coming!

Matt:
stop. This is why we listen and we rerail.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Re-Rail.

Matt:
Back in the movie, there is

Ghost in this Hell:
Ah,

Matt:
a scene

Ghost in this Hell:
God.

Matt:
where the major has decided that she is going to go back to land. She's been hiding under the ocean where the comms don't work. Mother, the mine comms don't work. I don't know how that's a thing in the water. Don't really

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Matt:
care at this point. She gets back on the boat, the boat with Batu, boat two. I just had to do that. I'm sorry.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah, it's okay,

Matt:
And

Poop.... in a sock:
Sebastian

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
professional.

Poop.... in a sock:
the crab.

Ghost in this Hell:
A bow too.

Matt:
He drives her to a dock and drops her then leaves with the boat for reasons. And then

Poop.... in a sock:
Eh.

Matt:
John Carter is like, bring her in. And we see a bunch of like cool helmeted dudes show up and square off with her. And then jump cut to her being

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hard cut.

Matt:
hard jump cut in the handcuff

Ghost in this Hell:
Thanks for

Matt:
offices

Ghost in this Hell:
watching!

Matt:
sedated in a room like tied

Ghost in this Hell:
connected

Matt:
up to

Ghost in this Hell:
to some machine.

Matt:
a machine

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
tied up to a chair. This is, we've seen Major destroy everybody who doesn't hold an electric baton. And maybe they had electric batons, I

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha

Matt:
don't know. But what

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
We

Matt:
happened?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
don't know.

Matt:
How did she get there? What's going on? Like was that a plan? Like...

Poop.... in a sock:
It seemed like it, but that was a lot of time that passed. I mean...

Ghost in this Hell:
How much tea did she have at her

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Mmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
mom's house?

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Matt:
based on the timing zero because she just showed up. You

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And

Ghost in this Hell:
Damn

Matt:
look

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she was

Matt:
like

Ghost in this Hell:
it.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just

Matt:
my daughter

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
underwater

Matt:
and you left.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and then she went underwater for a while

Matt:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
Hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
How did they get her to come with them? What do you think they said?

Matt:
question.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The way you...

Ghost in this Hell:
Because like they wouldn't have like beaten

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No,

Ghost in this Hell:
her, right?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think they were just like

Poop.... in a sock:
I don't think

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the

Poop.... in a sock:
so.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
way you were at the bottom of that ocean. Reminds me of my daughter!

Matt:
Oh my

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Matt:
god.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, I think they said if you come with us we can save you 15% or more on your car insurance.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And when someone offers you that kind of deal.

Ghost in this Hell:
Wait,

Poop.... in a sock:
You go

Ghost in this Hell:
a

Poop.... in a sock:
with

Ghost in this Hell:
different

Poop.... in a sock:
it.

Ghost in this Hell:
guy?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, in the future the lizard runs everything.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, that tracks, that tracks.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I...

Poop.... in a sock:
because when you cut the strings and let John cut her free, you have to wonder who cut them. Enter the lizard.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Well,

Ghost in this Hell:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm

Ghost in this Hell:
hate

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
outta

Ghost in this Hell:
it. Ha ha

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
here.

Ghost in this Hell:
ha!

Poop.... in a sock:
Hahaha!

Matt:
Hey, uh,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's

Matt:
Gary?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
my line.

Matt:
Come on back in.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's my line. Goddamn Gary

Poop.... in a sock:
Sometimes.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Busey was making more sense than you.

Poop.... in a sock:
Sometimes

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah

Poop.... in a sock:
when you need to cut the strings, you need to wonder who holding them scissors.

Matt:
Nope, still got

Poop.... in a sock:
Yep.

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh.

Matt:
me.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yo.

Matt:
So anyways, the question I asked was about how,

Ghost in this Hell:
I,

Matt:
what happened between the major and going

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.

Matt:
back to the offices?

Ghost in this Hell:
Do you think they promised her like free maintenance

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
on her parts?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, they probably said, if you don't come, we'll kill Ulay

Ghost in this Hell:
Your mom.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
or

Poop.... in a sock:
GULAY!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they'll kill Robert Goulet.

Ghost in this Hell:
Poole. Poole.

Poop.... in a sock:
Not Robert Goulet, he's a national treasure.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He's been dead for 70

Poop.... in a sock:
I'll come

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
years!

Poop.... in a sock:
quietly.

Matt:
So did she just like get in their truck and they all just sat in the back of the truck in silence like

Poop.... in a sock:
And they're like, listen,

Matt:
saying

Poop.... in a sock:
major,

Matt:
nothing?

Poop.... in a sock:
we don't want to do this. Like, but like, cutter wants us to like, put you to sleep.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
company policy you know we can't have you coming in like conscious that's illegal

Matt:
Okay, yeah, yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You know the

Matt:
Sure.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
drill.

Poop.... in a sock:
Thanks for watching!

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Take this Bill Cosby drink.

Ghost in this Hell:
You can't

Poop.... in a sock:
GAH

Ghost in this Hell:
be in full control of your faculties when you come in.

Matt:
Okay,

Ghost in this Hell:
You

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
have to be sedated.

Matt:
fair, but why did Major do that?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think

Poop.... in a sock:
Good question.

Ghost in this Hell:
Hmm

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she thought that she could reason with them.

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Matt:
with the sedators after being sedated.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I think she thought they were just going to try and wipe her memories, which I guess she wasn't against.

Ghost in this Hell:
Okay maybe, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. Maybe what happened was this. She beat the ever-living shit out of every one of those people,

Matt:
Okay, yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
but then she ran out of battery and she fell down and then an entirely new group of people picked her up and sedated her and took her. She was a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Boy, it would've

Ghost in this Hell:
very,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
been

Ghost in this Hell:
very,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
cool

Ghost in this Hell:
very,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to see that

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
fight scene.

Poop.... in a sock:
No, no.

Matt:
Um, follow up question. Battery.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, exactly.

Ghost in this Hell:
I don't know. I'm trying, man. I'm

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She

Ghost in this Hell:
trying

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
wasn't

Ghost in this Hell:
really

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she wasn't

Ghost in this Hell:
hard here.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like a charging station at one point, like a standing iPhone.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yep.

Matt:
Okay.

Ghost in this Hell:
You know

Poop.... in a sock:
milk

Ghost in this Hell:
that little

Poop.... in a sock:
bag.

Ghost in this Hell:
thing that she used to put on her

Poop.... in a sock:
Brain

Ghost in this Hell:
neck

Poop.... in a sock:
juice.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It was

Ghost in this Hell:
holes

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like a borg-

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
and

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it was like a borg-station.

Ghost in this Hell:
pull out?

Matt:
USB-C

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm,

Matt:
stick.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She looks

Poop.... in a sock:
mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
seven of

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
nine-ing it.

Ghost in this Hell:
so that that

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
penis should you know

Matt:
I didn't say that,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No,

Matt:
sir.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no,

Ghost in this Hell:
fold

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that

Ghost in this Hell:
it

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
thing

Ghost in this Hell:
in

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was

Ghost in this Hell:
half

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for

Ghost in this Hell:
and

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
memory,

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not charging.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yet it was preventing

Ghost in this Hell:
I know.

Poop.... in a sock:
her memory.

Matt:
No,

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Matt:
that was

Ghost in this Hell:
so that

Matt:
the,

Ghost in this Hell:
like.

Matt:
um, the goop they gave her.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Made by Gwyneth

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Paltrow.

Ghost in this Hell:
oh, gonna

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Oh

Ghost in this Hell:
pout

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
yeah, I

Ghost in this Hell:
your

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was gonna

Ghost in this Hell:
scoop?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
say it.

Ghost in this Hell:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The finest

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of memory wiping drugs.

Matt:
That's actually.

Ghost in this Hell:
We found out the name of

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm gonna go to bed.

Ghost in this Hell:
the fast food chain that won the war,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, it

Ghost in this Hell:
it

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was,

Ghost in this Hell:
was

Matt:
What?

Ghost in this Hell:
Goop.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
oh god.

Matt:
No, that's fair.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, I don't know, I think, yeah. Would have been nice to see the scene where she beat

Matt:
It

Ghost in this Hell:
the

Matt:
really

Ghost in this Hell:
ever-living

Matt:
would have. It's

Ghost in this Hell:
shit

Matt:
almost

Ghost in this Hell:
out of

Matt:
like

Ghost in this Hell:
everybody.

Matt:
you shouldn't

Ghost in this Hell:
And

Matt:
jump

Ghost in this Hell:
then...

Matt:
cut on such major scenes

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It

Matt:
in a movie

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
or

Matt:
to make it good.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it's almost

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like you shouldn't set up clearly what seems like a fight scene when someone walks up to the main Badass character

Matt:
Right?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and goes you gotta come with us and instead of a fight scene. She goes, okay

Matt:
Haha.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
she

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
goes, if I have to

Matt:
He couldn't

Ghost in this Hell:
then

Matt:
even

Ghost in this Hell:
I have

Matt:
say

Ghost in this Hell:
to.

Matt:
anything.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hahaha

Matt:
He just

Poop.... in a sock:
Correct,

Matt:
showed

Ghost in this Hell:
No,

Matt:
up.

Ghost in this Hell:
no, she didn't.

Poop.... in a sock:
before

Ghost in this Hell:
They

Poop.... in a sock:
she could even speak.

Ghost in this Hell:
surrounded her. They surrounded her and I was like,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She's

Ghost in this Hell:
fighting.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like,

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
It's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she's

Ghost in this Hell:
like,

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like, no,

Ghost in this Hell:
oh,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and they're like,

Ghost in this Hell:
I guess

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they're

Ghost in this Hell:
not.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like, no, actually right here in the script, it says jump cut to you sedated. And she's like,

Matt:
Thanks for watching!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that's

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
fair.

Poop.... in a sock:
Damn it, you got me.

Matt:
Moving

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Matt:
on.

Ghost in this Hell:
caught by the contract.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Matt:
I have a question. We're past it now. So we find out that

Poop.... in a sock:
the

Matt:
both

Poop.... in a sock:
money.

Matt:
Matoko and...

Poop.... in a sock:
video.

Matt:
Well, yes, we find a koozie koozie koozie

Poop.... in a sock:
Who's A?

Matt:
is a Hideo and we're led to believe that a number of the 98 people that were sacrificed and not murdered because that's how Dr. Ullet says it come from the lawless land. What? Why? What do you think goes on in the Lost Land?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ho ho ho, you don't wanna know what goes on the loudest loudest loudest man, I'ma tell you.

Matt:
Well, I'm regretting asking this question based on how we've answered everything else, but, uh, you know, we'll see.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So the law,

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm. I think a lot

Ghost in this Hell:
Well...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they say,

Poop.... in a sock:
of- I think

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they

Poop.... in a sock:
this is

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
say

Poop.... in a sock:
a- go

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
there's

Poop.... in a sock:
ahead.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
no tech, right?

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
So

Ghost in this Hell:
that's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I'm

Ghost in this Hell:
what

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just

Ghost in this Hell:
I was

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
starting.

Ghost in this Hell:
gonna say. That's the

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's

Ghost in this Hell:
only

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
all

Ghost in this Hell:
thing

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I

Ghost in this Hell:
we

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
wanted

Ghost in this Hell:
know.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to say, Chris.

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm. Okay, cool. So I think they try to return to, I guess, I mean, a lot of people would have access to like a lot of like, civilization knowledge, right? So then if they are avoiding tech, then perhaps they're trying to focus on agriculture, maybe they're trying to focus on their moonshine capabilities.

Matt:
Okay, yep.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a jump!

Ghost in this Hell:
that famous agricultural, that famous agriculture endeavor, moonshine.

Poop.... in a sock:
Irrigation and moonshine go hand in hand.

Matt:
They really do. Chris, since you seem to know so much about the Lollos land, how many people do you think it takes to replace one Spider Geisha?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Poop.... in a sock:
Four.

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahahaha!

Poop.... in a sock:
Four. That's eight hands that

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's

Poop.... in a sock:
need,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
just science.

Poop.... in a sock:
you

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, pure

Matt:
Okay.

Ghost in this Hell:
math,

Poop.... in a sock:
know.

Ghost in this Hell:
pure

Poop.... in a sock:
And when

Ghost in this Hell:
math.

Poop.... in a sock:
you rotate the number eight, it looks like an infinity symbol.

Matt:
Okay.

Poop.... in a sock:
So

Matt:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
when you,

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, the package from Rogers.

Poop.... in a sock:
exactly, you know what hell's out in, the Lala's land. And like, that's where, you know, Belle and Virgin, the ruins of Belle and Virgin

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Mmm.

Poop.... in a sock:
lie. where we're trying to rebuild our plots of land using soil that's been made from the ashes of the CEO and staff of Bell and Virgin.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
made from the bones of Richard Branson. Ha ha ha ha.

Poop.... in a sock:
That's it.

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Matt:
Honestly, I'm really happy with this answer because I really just thought it would be the bones and ashes of burned up penises So I think this went well for everybody

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, I think we did good guys. We're getting, we're getting

Matt:
Really

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
there. Speaking

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of

Matt:
high,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
penises.

Poop.... in a sock:
We're getting...

Matt:
high brow stuff.

Poop.... in a sock:
Ah

Matt:
Oh dear.

Poop.... in a sock:
ha! Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Now is the Lollis land just, why is it like a weird little hut from like a, like old timey, like samurai time.

Ghost in this Hell:
I don't think that's the only

Matt:
It's just that.

Ghost in this Hell:
part that's... It's just that pagoda.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ghost in this Hell:
That's the lawless land. Hahahaha!

Poop.... in a sock:
It also, didn't it also have vestiges of like an amusement park? It looked.

Ghost in this Hell:
Something like that.

Matt:
It was really hard to see with this spattered tank just showing everything in sight.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And the lack

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of lighting.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
Nah...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
There was like

Poop.... in a sock:
Budget

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a

Matt:
And

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
high.

Matt:
the bad

Poop.... in a sock:
cuts.

Ghost in this Hell:
and the

Matt:
CGI.

Ghost in this Hell:
bad CG.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What was the scaffolding she was climbing? It was like an old highway or something.

Poop.... in a sock:
Maybe.

Matt:
Maybe they really they blurted it pretty good to not give us

Poop.... in a sock:
City

Matt:
any

Poop.... in a sock:
Hall?

Matt:
idea.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
An old City Hall?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Listen.

Ghost in this Hell:
And Wes, I have a question in this about this lawless land. Where does Xena fit in

Matt:
You know what?

Ghost in this Hell:
into

Matt:
I

Ghost in this Hell:
this?

Matt:
was thinking the same thing.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, it gets a bad rap because it sounds

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
like there's no law, but it's actually just a town founded by Lucy Lawless. That's fair.

Matt:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Ghost in this Hell:
Exactly. Yeah. She's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She

Ghost in this Hell:
the

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
was

Ghost in this Hell:
queen.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
strongly

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
against tech and really into

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
methamphetamines.

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
And her deputy mayor was what? Gabrielle.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, of course,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
they just said

Ghost in this Hell:
has to be.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she's a deputy mayor, but we know what they really were.

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Matt:
I don't know if you can hear it, but the cops are coming for all of you.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It's fair,

Poop.... in a sock:
Nyeh.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
as they should.

Ghost in this Hell:
I have a question

Matt:
As they should.

Ghost in this Hell:
if Gabrielle is in this how many times did Motoko's mom invite her in saying she looks like her daughter?

Poop.... in a sock:
Mmm, too many, bro.

Matt:
Um,

Poop.... in a sock:
Too

Matt:
well,

Poop.... in a sock:
many.

Matt:
so you know

Ghost in this Hell:
Right?

Matt:
how Motoko's mom had plastic over all of Motoko's stuff?

Poop.... in a sock:
Dexter.

Matt:
There's

Ghost in this Hell:
Mm-hmm.

Matt:
actually Gabrielle's skeleton

Ghost in this Hell:
Dexter.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah!

Poop.... in a sock:
Thanks for watching.

Matt:
also covered in plastic.

Ghost in this Hell:
Ah, we come full circle.

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Right

Matt:
You're

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
when

Matt:
welcome.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh, is that

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
looks at

Ghost in this Hell:
Chris?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you.

Ghost in this Hell:
Are you suggesting that that she invites people in because she's like Dexter? So she's inviting bad people to kill them

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah, and that's why Joxer survived.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
And then when the second Scarlett Johansson

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
leaves,

Ghost in this Hell:
God.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
she talks to the skeleton like, That was weird, eh, Matoko? Hehehe Hehehehe

Poop.... in a sock:
Ha ha

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha

Poop.... in a sock:
ha

Ghost in this Hell:
ha!

Poop.... in a sock:
ha ha ha ha! She grabs the... she

Ghost in this Hell:
And

Poop.... in a sock:
grabs

Ghost in this Hell:
she goes,

Poop.... in a sock:
the...

Ghost in this Hell:
she goes, yeah, exactly. Yes, it was,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Now

Ghost in this Hell:
mom.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
drink your

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
tea!

Ghost in this Hell:
ha ha.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She's like pouring it in the skeleton's mouth. Hehehehe

Ghost in this Hell:
It's like just dripping from the skull.

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
Yeah, and the cats down at the bottom looking up the

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Meow

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
skull tea.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Poop.... in a sock:
Good

Matt:
Yup.

Poop.... in a sock:
job, Matoko

Ghost in this Hell:
I think we've

Poop.... in a sock:
Jr.

Ghost in this Hell:
nailed... I think we finally found out what was going on there.

Matt:
Great, let's move on then. Um, a couple of questions left. Uh, first question. John cutter is seen, uh, running

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I don't

Matt:
the

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
think

Matt:
most

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that's

Matt:
fear.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
his name.

Matt:
That's too late.

Ghost in this Hell:
It's not. It's just

Matt:
Focus.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Sorry.

Ghost in this Hell:
kind of.

Matt:
John cutter is seen running the most fearsome spider tanks since wild, wild west.

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Matt:
And what I want

Ghost in this Hell:
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Matt:
to know is what video game has he been playing to learn how to control the spider tank.

Poop.... in a sock:
Ghost Power the KKK Edition.

Matt:
Oh my god.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Wow.

Ghost in this Hell:
No, it's Candy Crush.

Poop.... in a sock:
Candy

Ghost in this Hell:
Candy

Poop.... in a sock:
brush.

Ghost in this Hell:
Crush, clearly.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Candy Crush

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
has grown so much that it's now running our entire society.

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh my god.

Ghost in this Hell:
I mean, we're there already, let's be

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Except

Ghost in this Hell:
honest.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for the lawless lands that's run by the zinic conglomerate.

Matt:
Of course.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Which

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for

Matt:
So...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
some reason grew

Matt:
..

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
long after

Ghost in this Hell:
the

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the show ended.

Ghost in this Hell:
Xena conglomerate! Hahaha!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Long after

Matt:
So

Poop.... in a sock:
It sounds

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the show ended.

Poop.... in a sock:
right.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
It had a huge

Matt:
I just want

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
revival.

Matt:
to be,

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, it feels right. It feels right.

Matt:
I want to be clear here. When you say, um, candy crush, so candy crushes developed an iOS that basically runs all vehicles in

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm

Matt:
this future world.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah. And if three

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
vehicles driving

Ghost in this Hell:
like it shows

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
together disappear.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. So it shows him driving, but it doesn't show what he's doing with his right hand when he's piloting is matching three pieces of candy in the right

Matt:
So,

Ghost in this Hell:
way so that it goes

Matt:
and he's

Ghost in this Hell:
where he

Matt:
bad

Ghost in this Hell:
wants them

Matt:
at

Ghost in this Hell:
to

Matt:
it,

Ghost in this Hell:
go.

Matt:
right? That's why he doesn't know how to use the guns or fire torpedoes.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, that's why he he takes like five minutes aiming at koozay never shoots.

Matt:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
Why isn't this

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah

Poop.... in a sock:
like candy crush?

Matt:
He's, he's getting the wrong gym and it's like, no, you can't do this. Cause it's like, yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
That's why

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you couldn't fire the torpedo

Ghost in this Hell:
no, like

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
either.

Ghost in this Hell:
he has to

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You had to wait until you had-

Matt:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
he has to go into the buy menu to buy more energy to keep on

Matt:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
playing.

Poop.... in a sock:
Damn,

Ghost in this Hell:
That's

Matt:
Torpedo

Ghost in this Hell:
the problem

Poop.... in a sock:
damn,

Matt:
is

Poop.... in a sock:
damn!

Matt:
the five gems

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The

Matt:
in

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
five

Matt:
a row,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gyms

Matt:
right?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and roads.

Matt:
Special.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, exactly.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
He has to build up to it.

Ghost in this Hell:
Ah, that's why he takes so long

Matt:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
and waits for the major to shoot the fucking camera before he does

Matt:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
it.

Matt:
he realized that that's right, Luciano. He realizes that he's just got to bite the bullet and buy the five extra torpedoes

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
God damn it, I don't

Matt:
for

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
have

Matt:
a dollar

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that kind

Matt:
ninety

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of

Matt:
nine

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
money.

Matt:
to get this done.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, it's the future,

Poop.... in a sock:
Who

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
now

Poop.... in a sock:
has?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it's $10,000.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah. Fucking microtransactions.

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Inflation,

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
god

Poop.... in a sock:
PAPER!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
damn

Ghost in this Hell:
ha ha

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it.

Ghost in this Hell:
ha. Ha ha

Matt:
It's not that he doesn't

Ghost in this Hell:
ha.

Matt:
have the money, it's just that the phone is locked because it's his kid's phone normally.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Of course.

Matt:
And so the

Poop.... in a sock:
He

Matt:
credit

Poop.... in a sock:
has

Matt:
card

Poop.... in a sock:
children?

Matt:
is not on it. And it's just like, no, but he just likes to have a kid's phone around just to pretend

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He

Matt:
he does.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
adopts Asian children,

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh wow.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
for

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
reasons.

Ghost in this Hell:
he killed, he killed, no, he killed 98 children, one of them had a phone.

Poop.... in a sock:
There you go.

Matt:
Yeah, maybe that's what it is. Yeah, he just

Poop.... in a sock:
Bastard.

Matt:
doesn't want to pay, so he's using their phone. Untraceable.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah, I

Ghost in this Hell:
What

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
don't have

Ghost in this Hell:
a

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
six

Ghost in this Hell:
genius!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
dollars.

Poop.... in a sock:
Burner phone?

Matt:
Okay, so I have one last question. in this movie, John cutter, or

Poop.... in a sock:
goes

Matt:
cutter,

Poop.... in a sock:
power.

Matt:
I guess, is he is

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha!

Matt:
he runs, he shows up halfway through the movie. Um, and he is the head of Hank industries. Is it just

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Matt:
Hank robotics? What is that?

Ghost in this Hell:
Robotics,

Matt:
Robot

Ghost in this Hell:
Hank of

Matt:
Hanker

Ghost in this Hell:
Robotics,

Matt:
box.

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah.

Matt:
So he is the CEO and he threatens, uh, you know, Aramaki at one point, um, he threatens

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Matt:
and then murders, uh, Goulet. Um,

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
He shows up briefly at the beginning, right? When they're building

Matt:
I don't

Ghost in this Hell:
her

Matt:
know.

Ghost in this Hell:
first.

Matt:
There's a

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
bunch of generic white guys running

Ghost in this Hell:
But

Matt:
around.

Ghost in this Hell:
it's so brief, you don't

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
even see

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
him. They don't call him by

Matt:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
name.

Matt:
They don't call them out. So who

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Matt:
knows? But anyway, so near the end, he, when they bring in, um, the major to, to deactivate her to get, he, he offers Ule the chance to deactivate her. He says that he wants to do it because, um, the, uh, I think the wording is the ghost is the problem or her ghost is the problem. And

Ghost in this Hell:
It's something like

Matt:
so

Ghost in this Hell:
that.

Matt:
it begs me, question. If the brain's the problem, does he just want robots?

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

Ghost in this Hell:
Damn it, Ulay, why would you do what I asked you to do and make it so good

Matt:
They failed!

Ghost in this Hell:
that it doesn't work

Matt:
They

Ghost in this Hell:
the way

Matt:
failed

Ghost in this Hell:
I want

Matt:

Ghost in this Hell:
it to work?

Matt:
times and all this man just wanted was a robot. He wanted the geisha

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
spider bots

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I was

Matt:
all

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
gonna

Matt:
along.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
say, he's like, make me a robot with a brain, but give it eight limbs and a geisha face. Sir, we have thousands of those. I said, give me a brain.

Ghost in this Hell:
Also a face that... a face that opens!

Matt:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
I want to see that brain when the face opens!

Matt:
but we gotta wipe that braid and give it fake memories.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
and make

Ghost in this Hell:
Yes.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it listen to what I say. You know what? Don't let

Ghost in this Hell:
and

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it

Ghost in this Hell:
whitewash

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
think.

Ghost in this Hell:
it. Make it a white person geisha.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
What I want

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is a white, sexy woman. with a

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
brain that can't think. Is that too much to ask?

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm.

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm. But sir, but sir, all the lives that have been sacrificed, what does it all mean? What have we done all this for?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I have trouble talking to women.

Poop.... in a sock:
HAHAHAHA

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
God damn it, Cutter.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, yeah, oh that's what he realizes that Danny's like, oh I know I have trouble with her. She's an actual

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Mmm.

Ghost in this Hell:
person. It would be much easier if it was just a robot. Then I could just, you know, do

Matt:
I

Ghost in this Hell:
whatever

Matt:
need to

Ghost in this Hell:
I wanted

Matt:
think

Ghost in this Hell:
with

Matt:
it's

Ghost in this Hell:
it.

Matt:
a robot, but no, it's a woman on the inside.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I

Matt:
Just the brain

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
need

Matt:
though.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a, I need the brain of a child in this robot.

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no, oh my

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Sir, you're

Ghost in this Hell:
god.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
on a

Poop.... in a sock:
Attention

Matt:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
list.

Matt:
mean I feel

Poop.... in a sock:
all

Matt:
like...

Poop.... in a sock:
staff!

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh no. Officer, officer, he's right here. He's right here.

Matt:
When you say

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh, b-b-before?

Matt:
children, I feel

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
like they were teenagers or like young adults, right? You see them.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Do we ever

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
Teenagers

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
see them?

Matt:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
it sounds like they're teenagers.

Matt:
Yeah.

Poop.... in a sock:
yeah. Yeah,

Matt:
At

Poop.... in a sock:
to

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Matt:
the

Poop.... in a sock:
what?

Matt:
end,

Ghost in this Hell:
they show

Matt:
they show

Ghost in this Hell:
in memories

Matt:
the... you see Cutter and like his goon squad show up and like, you know, like blowing up their pagoda and like dragging them out. That's how you find out that

Ghost in this Hell:
When she first gets

Matt:
Batoka.

Ghost in this Hell:
to the

Matt:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
Lucy Lawless

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Alright,

Ghost in this Hell:
land,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sorry, let me

Poop.... in a sock:
Mm-hmm.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
change.

Ghost in this Hell:
you see

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
I just

Ghost in this Hell:
it.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
want to put the brain of a teenage girl into an adult white woman. Alright, sir, tell it to the judge.

Poop.... in a sock:
No.

Matt:
Now he just wants to groom instead of being a pedo.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Yeah,

Matt:
Much

Ghost in this Hell:
Oh

Matt:
better.

Ghost in this Hell:
no.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
exactly.

Poop.... in a sock:
Hmm Ezra?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Tell it to the jury, sir.

Ghost in this Hell:
Sir,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, you

Ghost in this Hell:
sir,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
don't get it. I want

Ghost in this Hell:
officer,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a robot.

Ghost in this Hell:
they're right here.

Matt:
Yeah.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The brain

Poop.... in a sock:
Do do

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of

Poop.... in a sock:
do.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a young woman.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah, oh yeah,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Okay, sir.

Ghost in this Hell:
she's not really a woman.

Poop.... in a sock:
Before I

Ghost in this Hell:
She's

Poop.... in a sock:
go,

Ghost in this Hell:
not really a

Poop.... in a sock:
before

Ghost in this Hell:
woman. See

Poop.... in a sock:
I-

Ghost in this Hell:
officer, what I did was I made a whole robot and then I killed a child and then I put their brain inside. But it's not a girl

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Alright,

Ghost in this Hell:
or a teenager,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you have the right

Ghost in this Hell:
it's

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to remain

Ghost in this Hell:
a robot.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
silent,

Ghost in this Hell:
Ha

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
sir.

Ghost in this Hell:
ha ha ha ha ha.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, you're

Poop.... in a sock:
I will

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
not

Poop.... in a sock:
come

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
getting

Poop.... in a sock:
willingly.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
it!

Matt:
Hahaha

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Matt:
Chris, will you come willingly?

Poop.... in a sock:
come willingly officer but I just need to bring together one more town hall all hands before just just to make sure that the narrative is is based on the truth hey everybody for the past 98 99 experiments you've known me as John Cutter but I just want you to know

Ghost in this Hell:
Hahaha!

Poop.... in a sock:
that my real name is Chad Power

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
The Chad power?

Poop.... in a sock:
Remember that name.

Ghost in this Hell:
powers

Poop.... in a sock:
Remember the name.

Ghost in this Hell:
jet powers

Poop.... in a sock:
Chet, Chad, they're interchangeable. Okay officer, let's go.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah. Ha ha ha.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
breaking news, John Cutter cancelled, reportedly taking the brains of children and putting them in robots.

Ghost in this Hell:
and fucking them. Wait, what?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
No, no, no

Poop.... in a sock:
The braids?

Ghost in this Hell:
Yes!

Matt:
That's all

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He

Matt:
the

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
wouldn't

Matt:
time we

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
do

Matt:
have

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
that

Matt:
today on this podcast. I'd like to thank our special guest, Gary Busey,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Somebody

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah, invoke

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
say Gary

Poop.... in a sock:
him!

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Busey.

Matt:
and his special guest, Kashmir

Poop.... in a sock:
Shamus,

Matt:
Shamus.

Poop.... in a sock:
Shamus,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Kashmir

Ghost in this Hell:
Kashmir!

Poop.... in a sock:
Kashmir,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is my other friend.

Poop.... in a sock:
we

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He's

Poop.... in a sock:
don't

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
in

Poop.... in a sock:
need

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
the outer part

Poop.... in a sock:
your

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
of

Poop.... in a sock:
search

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
my brain.

Poop.... in a sock:
history creepin' in.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
He's the

Ghost in this Hell:
Kashmir?

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
ghost in my

Matt:
Thanks.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
shell.

Ghost in this Hell:
Why is his ghost named like a hooker?

Matt:
Why

Poop.... in a sock:
Or

Matt:
is,

Poop.... in a sock:
toilet paper!

Matt:
why, yeah, why is

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
She

Matt:
Kashmir

Ghost in this Hell:
Art

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
is

Ghost in this Hell:
toilet

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
a hooker.

Matt:
a hooker

Ghost in this Hell:
paper.

Matt:
name? Of course she

Ghost in this Hell:
Because

Matt:
is.

Ghost in this Hell:
it's

Matt:
Gary

Ghost in this Hell:
Gary

Matt:
Busey.

Ghost in this Hell:
Busey sir, that's why it's

Matt:
That's

Ghost in this Hell:
a hooker.

Matt:
that makes some sense. Honestly.

Poop.... in a sock:
Good

Matt:
Um,

Poop.... in a sock:
lord.

Matt:
if you would like to talk directly to Gary Busey, you can

Poop.... in a sock:
Ha!

Matt:
email us.

Ghost in this Hell:
Mate, please don't.

Matt:
Oh, okay, don't email us, nevermind.

Poop.... in a sock:
Send

Matt:
If you

Poop.... in a sock:
a

Matt:
would...

Poop.... in a sock:
carrier pigeon.

Matt:
If...

Ghost in this Hell:
No, don't email us but

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
If you

Ghost in this Hell:
don't

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
want

Ghost in this Hell:
talk

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to

Ghost in this Hell:
to

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
talk

Ghost in this Hell:
Gary

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
to

Matt:
Don't-

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Gary

Ghost in this Hell:
Beus,

Matt:
well,

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Busey,

Ghost in this Hell:
he's not

Matt:
I

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
you'll

Matt:
mean...

Ghost in this Hell:
healthy.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
meet me in my mind calm.

Ghost in this Hell:
Look out with Ditton Spencer.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
You mind-mail with me through space.

Matt:
Yeah, yeah, you know, it's fine. Go if you see he has his Minecom on, so you just

Poop.... in a sock:
Open channel.

Matt:
send it to him. It's open.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
At Gary Beus' mind, calm.

Ghost in this Hell:
If you want to talk to me connect. If you want to talk to me connect to my girl Seamus.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Catching this.

Matt:
Um...

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
Hehehehe

Ghost in this Hell:
Ad-shame-ad-shame

Matt:
I don't,

Ghost in this Hell:
us!

Matt:
I don't want to be here. Uh, other places you can contact

Ghost in this Hell:
I'm out.

Matt:
us at, uh, on the Twitter for now until we get to brand it as government funded news,

Poop.... in a sock:
state. Yeah.

Matt:
state funded news.

Ghost in this Hell:
State-affiliated media,

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Ghost in this Hell:
yes.

Matt:
Listen, there are all, there's a lot of ways they can catch us. Uh, until then we are on the Twitter

Poop.... in a sock:
Hehehe

Matt:
at your own cast. Uh, we do have an email address. Gary Busey is not there. He cannot get into it as far as I know it is your own cast at gmail.com. Uh, we even have a website.

Poop.... in a sock:
..

Matt:
It is www.huroncast.ca

Poop.... in a sock:
Yeah.

Matt:
I'm sorry. Um, for the whole podcast. Uh.

Ghost in this Hell:
Yeah,

Matt:
I

Ghost in this Hell:
yeah,

Matt:
don't know what happened.

Ghost in this Hell:
that makes sense.

Matt:
It's a... That one's on us.

Poop.... in a sock:
Oh my god.

Ghost in this Hell:
The other 144 are not, but this

Matt:
Yeah,

Ghost in this Hell:
one

Matt:
I

Ghost in this Hell:
is

Matt:
mean,

Ghost in this Hell:
on us.

Matt:
you listen to it, so it's your fault too. Anyways, I'm Matt.

Ghost in this Hell:
I'm sorry I watched this movie.

Poop.... in a sock:
Chris.

Soy Sauce in the Mayo-chine:
from Seamus and whether you can reach ultimate heights, just remember to at me at adseamusgarrybusesbrain.intergalacticaliens.com. The ghost in my shell is actually cashmere.com. That's my link. Hit me up.

Creators and Guests

person
Host
Chris
Bespectacled comic nerd
Luciano
Host
Luciano
Life is like a baboon's ass: colorful and full of shit...
person
Host
Matt
Full Time Host, Part time everything else
person
Host
Spencer
Recurring guest host extraordinaire
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