104. Not Even You Could Be Wrong About "The Empire Strikes Back"

[Give yourself a hand]: Hello and welcome to
your wrong. Uh, welcome

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: back. We have been away
for a while because, uh, we like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: adulting.

[Give yourself a hand]: to punish you for listening
to our podcast, so this was your fault.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Correct.

[Boba Fett sucks]: how dare you.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Shame.

[Give yourself a hand]: Right. With me as always
is Lucien.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Mmm, yes!

[Give yourself a hand]: Gross. We also have
the Pimp's new groove strikes back, AKA Chris

[Give yourself a hand]: from Parts Unknown.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in Toronto
the motherfuckers coming back

[Give yourself a hand]: Get him!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: with a
vengeance so

[Give yourself a hand]: Get him.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: take that

[Give yourself a hand]: Find him.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: place I
was before and now

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm

[Boba Fett sucks]: You're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: back

[Boba Fett sucks]: in a broom closet. That's
what I can see from here. Ha ha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Listen,
just because this story

[Boba Fett sucks]: ha.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: mirrors
Harry Potter and Harry Potter mirrors the original

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: trilogy
is neither here nor there.

[Give yourself a hand]: Well, spoilers, I haven't
said what we're talking about yet. Spencer,

[Give yourself a hand]: you as our favorite
guest have been invited along for the show.

[Give yourself a hand]: Welcome.

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm just so happy to be here.
I was waiting for you guys to make a big triumphant

[Jabba the Slut]: return and it's just so exciting.

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer's

[Jabba the Slut]: Thanks.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: been stuck in this

[Boba Fett sucks]: I,

[Give yourself a hand]: liminal

[Boba Fett sucks]: I just,

[Give yourself a hand]: space where we record
our podcast for the entire

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: time. He hasn't left.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: crotch

[Jabba the Slut]: I...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: shots galore.

[Jabba the Slut]: Is there a world outside of
this basement? I'll

[Give yourself a hand]: Well,

[Jabba the Slut]: never know.

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm—Wolfie left you
but no, other than that, there's not.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Once

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: there was

[Boba Fett sucks]: I-

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a way to
get back

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, well, it's good to see
humans again.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: It's

[Boba Fett sucks]: Where?

[Give yourself a hand]: good to have you.

[Jabba the Slut]: Thank you.

[Give yourself a hand]: And to celebrate the
fact you're here, this is going to be the last

[Give yourself a hand]: podcast we record as
the You're

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh.

[Give yourself a hand]: Wrong

[Boba Fett sucks]: Whaaaaat?

[Give yourself a hand]: podcast. Boom.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Are

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: But

[Boba Fett sucks]: we

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: not

[Boba Fett sucks]: gonna

[Give yourself a hand]: Ah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in

[Boba Fett sucks]: leave

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the way
you

[Boba Fett sucks]: him?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: think.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Are we gonna leave Spencer
in the subliminal space after

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: we're

[Give yourself a hand]: He's

[Boba Fett sucks]: done with

[Give yourself a hand]: not

[Boba Fett sucks]: the podcast?

[Give yourself a hand]: coming with us. He's

[Boba Fett sucks]: Okay, I see.

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah. He's staying here.
Or

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Dang.

[Give yourself a hand]: we're replacing

[Boba Fett sucks]: Somebody

[Give yourself a hand]: him.

[Boba Fett sucks]: has to mind

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: the place.

[Jabba the Slut]: Mind the

[Give yourself a hand]: If

[Jabba the Slut]: shit.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Titanic's

[Give yourself a hand]: you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the Titanic

[Give yourself a hand]: have to, yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: protocol.

[Give yourself a hand]: Um, uh, I'm going to
promote you to a host at the end of this podcast.

[Give yourself a hand]: You can go down with
this ship.

[Jabba the Slut]: but matt, if this

[Give yourself a hand]: Uh,

[Jabba the Slut]: show

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer.

[Jabba the Slut]: ends,

[Give yourself a hand]: Yes.

[Jabba the Slut]: where

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: will i go to get my hilarious
movie funness?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: HUH

[Give yourself a hand]: That is what they call
in the biz an excellent segue. But because

[Give yourself a hand]: I didn't do it, I don't
want to acknowledge it. We

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: NERF!

[Give yourself a hand]: are going to talk about
the Empire Strikes Back. Just kidding. I will

[Give yourself a hand]: acknowledge it. We are
talking about the Empire Strikes Back, but

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer raises a good
point. We

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: are, if you've listened
to this podcast over the last few months, you've

[Give yourself a hand]: noticed that we kind
of stuck on movies and tinkering with the format

[Give yourself a hand]: of movies.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: And what we found is
we just like talk about movies. Of course you're

[Give yourself a hand]: going to ask, do we
need another podcast about movies? And I mean,

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yes.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No one
asked you.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yes. Yes,

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah...

[Boba Fett sucks]: you do. You do.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: Fuck you!

[Give yourself a hand]: You

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: we

[Give yourself a hand]: probably

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: don't...

[Give yourself a hand]: don't. But you could.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Look,

[Jabba the Slut]: Get

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you know,

[Jabba the Slut]: off

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and

[Jabba the Slut]: my

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: we

[Jabba the Slut]: back,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: don't...

[Jabba the Slut]: Dad!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Correct
furthermore, like no one writes us in the emails,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: therefore
no news is good news. We do whatever the app

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: we would
like to do. Hey.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's what the kids
call the class half full.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmm.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: I don't like it, but
we're going to go with it. So we

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: are moving to a new
podcast. You can find

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm.

[Give yourself a hand]: it as a listen to this
podcast. It is going to be called Popcorn and

[Give yourself a hand]: Plot Holes. It has a
much nicer logo than the current one we have.

[Give yourself a hand]: It's got different pictures
on it. It's blue. You'll find it. You know,

[Give yourself a hand]: it won't be confusing.
But you should subscribe to that because we

[Give yourself a hand]: will be starting into
that soon.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: soon.

[Give yourself a hand]: And I think we talked
about, soon TM, we're going to do Morbius as

[Give yourself a hand]: our first episode

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No...

[Give yourself a hand]: for that podcast.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Finally!

[Boba Fett sucks]: if

[Jabba the Slut]: Don't want to miss

[Boba Fett sucks]: we're

[Jabba the Slut]: that.

[Boba Fett sucks]: gonna start something new,
we're gonna start way down at the bottom.

[Give yourself a hand]: in

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: Work

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[Jabba the Slut]: our

[Give yourself a hand]: trenches.

[Jabba the Slut]: way up.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: finally
it's morbid time

[Give yourself a hand]: Mm-hmm.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: DUN

[Give yourself a hand]: I know everyone's really
excited for that. So without further ado, we're

[Give yourself a hand]: gonna dive into the
last movie we're doing here and we're going

[Give yourself a hand]: to go back to the thing
we all love to hate. Well, Luciano and I, it's

[Give yourself a hand]: Star Wars. And as I
mentioned before, we're talking about The Empire

[Give yourself a hand]: Strikes Back. Possibly
the best Star Wars movie. There

[Jabba the Slut]: Definitely.

[Give yourself a hand]: are some movies that
could compete and there are a lot of movies

[Give yourself a hand]: that are not competing
because they are horrible. But we're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: talking about The Empire
Strikes Back. And what I'd love to do here

[Give yourself a hand]: is, let's get a ranking
for everybody. But our old ranking system was

[Give yourself a hand]: confusing and I hate
it. I just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Which

[Give yourself a hand]: want you to

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: one?

[Give yourself a hand]: tier

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We've had

[Give yourself a hand]: this.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: so many.

[Give yourself a hand]: This is the problem.
I just want you to tier this, okay? Give me

[Give yourself a hand]: this movie. Is it an
S tier? Is it A,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: B, C? I guess we'll
go to D. I mean, put whatever level you want.

[Give yourself a hand]: Just know that S is
number

[Jabba the Slut]: What's

[Give yourself a hand]: one.

[Jabba the Slut]: the Jurassic World tier?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ehhhhhhhhh

[Give yourself a hand]: Z tier, I think, is
worth

[Jabba the Slut]: There,

[Give yourself a hand]: putting that

[Jabba the Slut]: yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: one. We have lots of
nuance here. But if you could hear it that

[Give yourself a hand]: way, because I think
everyone's familiar with that system. It's

[Give yourself a hand]: all over the internet.
It's all over the Twitters. Yeah, so let's

[Give yourself a hand]: go with Luciano. He's
going to have a very normal...

[Jabba the Slut]: very

[Boba Fett sucks]: I actually

[Jabba the Slut]: normal

[Boba Fett sucks]: am

[Jabba the Slut]: humanoid

[Boba Fett sucks]: So

[Jabba the Slut]: take.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I'm the only thing that makes
me sad is that the one movie That I would genuinely

[Boba Fett sucks]: give a legendary to now we
can't because it's a different ranking system

[Boba Fett sucks]: so to me this is s plus this
is one of the best movies ever made in the

[Boba Fett sucks]: entire history of moviemaking
It obviously a lot of this is like fond memories

[Boba Fett sucks]: and nostalgia. I don't give
a shit. I love this movie. I would watch it

[Boba Fett sucks]: every time it came on. I
think I must have watched this movie, I don't

[Boba Fett sucks]: know, 50 times, something
like that.

[Jabba the Slut]: Those are rookie numbers.
You gotta pump those

[Give yourself a hand]: 50?

[Jabba the Slut]: numbers up.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Um,

[Give yourself a hand]: For how

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: old you are? God.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Well, I stopped watching
when the new one came, the ones came in. Cause

[Boba Fett sucks]: I was like, oh, new movies.
And then I was sad for

[Jabba the Slut]: If you

[Boba Fett sucks]: Star

[Jabba the Slut]: watched

[Boba Fett sucks]: Wars.

[Jabba the Slut]: it once a year, that's 60
times.

[Boba Fett sucks]: 61, the

[Jabba the Slut]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Boba Fett sucks]: 61 last June.

[Give yourself a hand]: gross.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah. Anyway, it's I just
love this movie. It's it has a little bit of

[Boba Fett sucks]: everything. It's the best
screenplay of the original trilogy for me out

[Boba Fett sucks]: of the three. It ends on
such a like a downer note which I found very

[Boba Fett sucks]: it's not very common for
a movie to end even when you know there's gonna

[Boba Fett sucks]: be another one. It's not
very usual for a movie to end with like, oh

[Boba Fett sucks]: fuck, that's a bummer. And
I'm all about bummers. So,

[Jabba the Slut]: like this podcast.

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: Wow

[Boba Fett sucks]: exactly.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: yikes

[Boba Fett sucks]: And

[Give yourself a hand]: this is

[Boba Fett sucks]: this

[Give yourself a hand]: hurtful

[Boba Fett sucks]: movie also has probably the
most one-liners that we all know from Star

[Boba Fett sucks]: Wars of all the movies. And

[Jabba the Slut]: Like

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: it's morbid time.

[Boba Fett sucks]: yes.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmm.

[Boba Fett sucks]: This is the first line of
the movie, I believe.

[Jabba the Slut]: every line of the whole movie.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, I love this movie.
It's S-tier easily one of my favorite movies

[Boba Fett sucks]: of all time.

[Give yourself a hand]: All right, I'm going
to move on from you because

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: you're

[Jabba the Slut]: get

[Give yourself a hand]: old and

[Jabba the Slut]: over

[Give yourself a hand]: you're starting

[Jabba the Slut]: it!

[Give yourself a hand]: to repeat yourself

[Jabba the Slut]: Fucking...

[Boba Fett sucks]: I

[Give yourself a hand]: like

[Boba Fett sucks]: stopped,

[Give yourself a hand]: old people

[Boba Fett sucks]: I stopped,

[Give yourself a hand]: do.

[Jabba the Slut]: Just

[Boba Fett sucks]: I

[Jabba the Slut]: marry

[Boba Fett sucks]: stopped.

[Jabba the Slut]: it already!

[Give yourself a hand]: Just.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh, by the way, no, I'm kidding.

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh my God. Spencer.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: What? You're young.
You don't know. You don't love Star

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: things

[Give yourself a hand]: Wars like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: about

[Give yourself a hand]: the old people

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Star

[Give yourself a hand]: do

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wars.

[Give yourself a hand]: because you watched
it when you were a child. So tell us what you

[Give yourself a hand]: think.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, this movie needs more
TikTok.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: Where

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Flawstance.

[Jabba the Slut]: are the meetings? Where are
the gifts? No, I'm also old. And I also give

[Jabba the Slut]: this movie S tier, obviously,
I think it is fitting that we were fitting

[Jabba the Slut]: finishing our final episode
before moving on to our new show format with

[Jabba the Slut]: one of the greatest movies
of all time. Yeah, S tier legendary, whatever.

[Jabba the Slut]: Everybody knows this is movies.
Amazing. It is near faultless

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: till George Lucas got his
grubby little hands in there. But that aside,

[Jabba the Slut]: yeah, perfect movie for the
most part. But we'll talk about the misses

[Jabba the Slut]: as we go through the episode.

[Give yourself a hand]: The plot holes, let's
practice here. We're going

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: to a new podcast.

[Jabba the Slut]: we'll go through the popcorn
as we get

[Give yourself a hand]: What?

[Jabba the Slut]: no, we'll get through the
plot. Popcorn, the plot corn.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Plopcorn.

[Give yourself a hand]: Thanks, nice job. Moving
on, Chris, you're the resident person who picks

[Give yourself a hand]: weird ratings for movies,
as I have to find at this point right now.

[Give yourself a hand]: So, what do you got
for us?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm. Yeah.
Love the original trilogies. This movie, um,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: new hope
and, and like they all kind of bleed together

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: for me

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: for some
reason. And so it's like, I will rate it, rank

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it separately,
but it's difficult because I look at them as

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: one, one
story and it's, it's great as a cohesive up,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: up and
down and so on. So, um,

[Jabba the Slut]: This is the one

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'll

[Jabba the Slut]: without

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: just give
it an

[Jabba the Slut]: Jar

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: S.

[Jabba the Slut]: Binks, just to help you.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah, I

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: know. I'm
not... let's not.

[Jabba the Slut]: And

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jar is

[Jabba the Slut]: that's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in the...

[Jabba the Slut]: a detriment. That is one of
my complaints.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jar is
in the George Lucas, Joe Rogan cut.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh my god.

[Give yourself a hand]: Wow.

[Boba Fett sucks]: What the

[Jabba the Slut]: Joe

[Boba Fett sucks]: fuck?

[Jabba the Slut]: Rogan cut.

[Give yourself a hand]: This is why

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No.

[Give yourself a hand]: you have to stop the
podcast after that reference.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Me's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: a wanna leave!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So I'll
give it an S. It's the first of its kind in

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: this genre
that yeah, so many other movies, I mean, like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: when you
think about Avengers, Infinity War ends on

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that, that
low note and isn't afraid to do so. Like it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: just gut
punch after gut punch. And so really appreciate

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it. And
you don't really see it until it's all laid

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: out. So
yeah, like powerful entry into nerddom, powerho

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: entry into
storytelling and yeah, it's unfortunate. It's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: unfortunate.
And that's good.

[Give yourself a hand]: Sorry, what's unfortunate?

[Jabba the Slut]: I was gonna say, I'm like,
what's up with

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The

[Jabba the Slut]: this

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: beauty

[Jabba the Slut]: movie is

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: of

[Jabba the Slut]: good.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the arc
the beauty of the arc is unfortunate Like it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you're
sent reeling and you're like, oh no, what the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: fuck cliffhanger?
What the fuck do we do now someone and you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: can't stop
talking about it. So s I just give it an s

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay, I didn't realize
that I would have to bring the excitement and

[Give yourself a hand]: levity to this podcast,
but

[Jabba the Slut]: Yo,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Don't

[Give yourself a hand]: uh...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: tell me
what to do, Dad!

[Jabba the Slut]: let's party.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's rage. That's

[Jabba the Slut]: I'd like

[Give yourself a hand]: fucking

[Jabba the Slut]: to add,

[Give yourself a hand]: rage.

[Jabba the Slut]: I don't think,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jet Sticks!

[Jabba the Slut]: I think Star Wars has been
living off the hype of this movie

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Spit it
out, Andrew

[Jabba the Slut]: for the entire

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Tate!

[Jabba the Slut]: franchise.

[Give yourself a hand]: Cool.

[Boba Fett sucks]: True, true.

[Give yourself a hand]: Um,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: that was great, uh,
commentary sponsor. However, I'm going to go

[Give yourself a hand]: ahead and give my ranking

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: if you

[Jabba the Slut]: against

[Give yourself a hand]: don't mind.

[Jabba the Slut]: that.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah. Who wouldn't be?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: All in
favor?

[Boba Fett sucks]: I'm gonna say aye. Nay.

[Give yourself a hand]: S. It's an STR movie.
It is one of the first movies that use the

[Give yourself a hand]: dark low of the surprise,
the twist that you never saw coming and did

[Give yourself a hand]: it well. And didn't
spend too much time on setting up the twist.

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm looking at you.
Spider-Verse movie that Spencer and I watched

[Give yourself a hand]: last

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No swear,

[Give yourself a hand]: night.

[Jabba the Slut]: Hmm?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: but yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: No

[Boba Fett sucks]: No

[Give yourself a hand]: spoilers.

[Boba Fett sucks]: spoilers.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Thank you.

[Give yourself a hand]: And it's great. I love
the movie. It's a lot of fun. And I'm not gonna

[Give yourself a hand]: waste any more time
beating around the bush because we're gonna

[Give yourself a hand]: get through the good
parts. We're gonna ask the questions you all

[Give yourself a hand]: want us to ask. You
all know about Star Wars. We're not here to

[Give yourself a hand]: critique Star Wars.
We're here to ask the hard-hitting questions,

[Give yourself a hand]: understand the movie,
the world, where they didn't answer questions.

[Give yourself a hand]: We're gonna fill in
those gaps.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Fill

[Give yourself a hand]: We're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it.

[Give yourself a hand]: gonna start with a really
easy question for everybody.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: sexually.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Wow.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yes, well, he's on the
right path. We're all familiar with the Emperor.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: He makes his first appearance
of many, many appearances in movies, apparently,

[Jabba the Slut]: Some say

[Give yourself a hand]: in

[Jabba the Slut]: too

[Give yourself a hand]: this movie.

[Jabba the Slut]: many.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Everyone would say too
many.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm

[Give yourself a hand]: And we start to see
from the beginning, the Emperor seems to have

[Give yourself a hand]: a type. And you see
the type

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh

[Give yourself a hand]: because

[Boba Fett sucks]: no.

[Give yourself a hand]: he loves the young buck
jedis. He's like so off of Vader as soon as

[Give yourself a hand]: he finds out about Luke.
And if we trace his story back to the original

[Give yourself a hand]: trilogies, he is all
about that hot piece of ass Anakin Skywalker.

[Give yourself a hand]: And the question I propose

[Jabba the Slut]: Jesus

[Give yourself a hand]: to

[Jabba the Slut]: Christ.

[Give yourself a hand]: you is, is the umph-

[Boba Fett sucks]: how you were beating around
the bush and they're just like you know what

[Boba Fett sucks]: fuck it I'm gonna dive

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm gonna dive into this pooch.

[Give yourself a hand]: Is the Emperor a groomer?

[Jabba the Slut]: This is

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: the hard hitting questions
that we're here for.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The emperor's
hard on these questions. OK. So it's undeniable.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I mean,
what angle do you want to take it from? I mean,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like, the
Catholic Church took notes from the emperor.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ezra Miller
took notes from the emperor.

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh my god.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh my god.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They be
grooming in these streets. They be grooming

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in Tetchy
Tetchy. It's

[Jabba the Slut]: they'd be

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: not

[Jabba the Slut]: grooming.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: cool.

[Jabba the Slut]: So

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Baby

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Grooming,
Baby... Baby Herbert the Perverting. Woohoohoo!

[Jabba the Slut]: I think, I think the obviously
in this movie, cause we're talking about this

[Jabba the Slut]: movie,

[Give yourself a hand]: Mm-hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: he definitely tries to upgrade
to the younger model, as you might

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm.

[Jabba the Slut]: say,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: you know, he, Vader, I feel
like, I feel like he thinks the relationship,

[Jabba the Slut]: it just, it's not the same
as it used to be, used to be so, so fiery,

[Jabba the Slut]: there's

[Give yourself a hand]: The

[Jabba the Slut]: sparks,

[Give yourself a hand]: sparks just aren't there.

[Jabba the Slut]: the electrical sparks from
his evil hands are. are faded.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmm.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I also think that the emperor
thinks that Vader is damaged goods. And he

[Boba Fett sucks]: sees

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: a news...

[Give yourself a hand]: cause the Emperor grew
dumb.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Vroom.

[Give yourself a hand]: That'll fuck

[Boba Fett sucks]: Listen,

[Give yourself a hand]: you

[Jabba the Slut]: physically

[Give yourself a hand]: up!

[Boba Fett sucks]: listen.

[Jabba the Slut]: damaged goods.

[Boba Fett sucks]: What happens in Mustafar
stays in Mustafar.

[Jabba the Slut]: You never

[Boba Fett sucks]: But...

[Jabba the Slut]: take your shirt off anymore.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hehehehehehehehehehe

[Boba Fett sucks]: What do I have to do? Go
into that egg of yours! But yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: You haven't

[Boba Fett sucks]: it's...

[Jabba the Slut]: been the same since you turned
40. I mean since you fell in that fire.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Uhhhhhh

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, because I think he
sees Luke and he goes, oh, he has all his limbs

[Boba Fett sucks]: still.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: His

[Boba Fett sucks]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: skin

[Boba Fett sucks]: a plus.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is so supple.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You look
like you moisturized, Luke. Mmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: Ha ha ha!

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: What do
you

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: use,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Matt,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: back?

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think our answer is a resounding
yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Do you,
do,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh yeah, there's that too,

[Jabba the Slut]: You

[Boba Fett sucks]: because

[Jabba the Slut]: can

[Boba Fett sucks]: that's

[Jabba the Slut]: back

[Boba Fett sucks]: why he

[Jabba the Slut]: that

[Boba Fett sucks]: calls

[Jabba the Slut]: ass

[Boba Fett sucks]: him.

[Jabba the Slut]: up into me.

[Boba Fett sucks]: It's never,

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha ha!

[Boba Fett sucks]: it's never like...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You can
back to that tank ass up to me.

[Jabba the Slut]: Uh,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That dummy
thick tank ass.

[Give yourself a hand]: All right, well, we
have our answer. We'll just move on from that.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's a perfect segue
to skip into

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh man.

[Give yourself a hand]: the next question.

[Jabba the Slut]: yes,

[Give yourself a hand]: Um,

[Jabba the Slut]: yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: so, uh, Vader starts
to really lean into his, um, managerial style.

[Give yourself a hand]: I really honed it in

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh

[Give yourself a hand]: and I'm wondering, you
know, if you're, you graduate from the Imperial

[Give yourself a hand]: Academy, you sit down
with, um, HR, Imperial HR. And

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hi.

[Give yourself a hand]: you, and you go to.
look at what your career path is, what your

[Give yourself a hand]: five year plan is.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: I just wanted to know
what do you think the Imperial Soldier, Naval

[Give yourself a hand]: Officer, what do you
think the career path, you know, Stormtrooper,

[Give yourself a hand]: what do you think the
career paths look like for them?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: engineer
foot soldier Bridge fodder

[Jabba the Slut]: That's officer.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's...

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh, sorry,

[Boba Fett sucks]: same

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: oh, sorry.

[Boba Fett sucks]: thing. Same thing.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I was reading
the prohibited file. Let me just put that back

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: into the

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm sorry,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: redacted.

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, did
you say Bridge Fodder? No, no,

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm

[Jabba the Slut]: Officer,

[Give yourself a hand]: sorry.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No, no,

[Jabba the Slut]: my mistake.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: no.

[Boba Fett sucks]: of imperial

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Officer.

[Boba Fett sucks]: officer of the imperial navy
you mean

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: Ah, yes,

[Give yourself a hand]: same.

[Jabba the Slut]: that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Lieutenant

[Jabba the Slut]: one.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: First Order
of the Empire.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Left. Left tenant.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm

[Jabba the Slut]: left in it.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think they hide what happens
in the upper echelons from most of the younger

[Boba Fett sucks]: officers. I think the HR
people, this is the empire, right? So the HR

[Boba Fett sucks]: people are like, oh, you
know, this is a family.

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh,

[Boba Fett sucks]: We care

[Give yourself a hand]: haha.

[Boba Fett sucks]: about our,

[Jabba the Slut]: I like

[Boba Fett sucks]: we

[Jabba the Slut]: to think

[Boba Fett sucks]: care

[Jabba the Slut]: of ourselves

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Welcome!

[Boba Fett sucks]: so

[Jabba the Slut]: as

[Boba Fett sucks]: much

[Jabba the Slut]: an imperial

[Boba Fett sucks]: about our

[Jabba the Slut]: family.

[Boba Fett sucks]: recruits

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We're so

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: happy

[Boba Fett sucks]: and...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that you've
graduated into the ranks in

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: your new
career. Shiny, new, you know, don't worry about

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like, I
mean,

[Boba Fett sucks]: We-

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: our competitors,
Starfleet Academy, they've got nothing

[Boba Fett sucks]: Exactly.

[Jabba the Slut]: Whaaaaaa

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: on us,
okay?

[Boba Fett sucks]: And then you go like,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: What

[Boba Fett sucks]: you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you

[Boba Fett sucks]: know,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: need

[Boba Fett sucks]: we really,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is...

[Boba Fett sucks]: we really want you to feel
like you're part of something bigger than yourself,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.
Ah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: and to really like, you know,
put your skin into it and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: See

[Boba Fett sucks]: you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you soon.

[Boba Fett sucks]: know, really apply yourself
and you can maybe one day get to be an admiral,

[Boba Fett sucks]: maybe even

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Limitless

[Boba Fett sucks]: a grand

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: potential.

[Boba Fett sucks]: moff,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Limitness.

[Boba Fett sucks]: limitless potential.

[Jabba the Slut]: I have a question,

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: is that a dead admiral being
dragged across the floor behind you?

[Boba Fett sucks]: No,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Listen,

[Give yourself a hand]: Um

[Boba Fett sucks]: that's Bridgefather, son.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you know,
there was a, there was a break. There was a

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: breach
in the hall, minor

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: skirmish
with the rebellion

[Give yourself a hand]: it's...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and blah,
and blah,

[Jabba the Slut]: Blah, the overbellion.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: blah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hehehehe

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: But

[Give yourself a hand]: what's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mr.

[Give yourself a hand]: your

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: HR

[Give yourself a hand]: s-

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: person,

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I just,
I just want to know, I mean, like, thanks for

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: all of
that explanation. But I mean, my dream is actually

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to be a
chef for the

[Give yourself a hand]: Alright.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: empire.
So like it'd be great if we could get different

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: color biscuits.
instead of orange, don't you think?

[Give yourself a hand]: I mean, yeah, a hundred
percent. And we do offer a competitive package

[Give yourself a hand]: in

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: our chef fodder. Uh,
I mean, chef,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: What?

[Give yourself a hand]: uh, stream. No, just
chef. I said chef. I

[Boba Fett sucks]: The

[Give yourself a hand]: don't know

[Boba Fett sucks]: chef

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh,

[Boba Fett sucks]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: what

[Boba Fett sucks]: chef

[Give yourself a hand]: you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: okay.

[Give yourself a hand]: heard.

[Boba Fett sucks]: the chef

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I thought
she said chef.

[Boba Fett sucks]: it's a chef airlock. I mean

[Give yourself a hand]: It's,

[Boba Fett sucks]: stream

[Give yourself a hand]: it's the thing

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: is, is that, um, it's
a working ship. These are all working ships.

[Give yourself a hand]: And

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: so while some of the
time you'll spend as a chef fodder, um, other

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It

[Give yourself a hand]: times

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was...
Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: you'll spend as stormtrooper

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Go on.

[Give yourself a hand]: fodder. Um,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh! What?

[Give yourself a hand]: it's a, it's a split
roll. Um, I, sorry, I keep saying fodder. I

[Give yourself a hand]: apologize.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Other-
So, are you trying to tell me

[Jabba the Slut]: It's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: other

[Jabba the Slut]: a

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: duties

[Jabba the Slut]: tick.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: as NEEDED?

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, well it's like,
it's like, you know, you rotate, you know,

[Give yourself a hand]: um, somebody's gotta
look

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: after the mess hall
and so you're like, you have like a rotation

[Give yourself a hand]: where you're on as a
stormtrooper and then you rotate off and you

[Give yourself a hand]: know, you're janitor
of the ship, you're cooking the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh.

[Give yourself a hand]: kitchen,

[Jabba the Slut]: You get

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That's

[Jabba the Slut]: rid of the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: not-

[Jabba the Slut]: bodies.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that doesn't
sound clean.

[Give yourself a hand]: you get shot

[Boba Fett sucks]: But

[Give yourself a hand]: in the detention center
and they

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Bye.

[Give yourself a hand]: take

[Boba Fett sucks]: don't

[Give yourself a hand]: your

[Boba Fett sucks]: worry.

[Give yourself a hand]: armor and wear you like
a stormtrooper suit, you know, whatever happens

[Give yourself a hand]: happens.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Don't worry

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: My

[Boba Fett sucks]: about

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: man.

[Boba Fett sucks]: it though, because when you
have to be a strong trooper, it will give you

[Boba Fett sucks]: the best armor and protection
that the Empire can offer.

[Give yourself a hand]: 100%.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I've heard

[Boba Fett sucks]: It's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: good

[Boba Fett sucks]: pristine,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: things
about, yeah. Hmm. Mm-hmm.

[Boba Fett sucks]: clean white. It's very

[Jabba the Slut]: Let me

[Boba Fett sucks]: well taken care of.

[Jabba the Slut]: let me

[Boba Fett sucks]: Can

[Jabba the Slut]: ask

[Boba Fett sucks]: definitely

[Jabba the Slut]: you this.

[Boba Fett sucks]: stop blaster bolts.

[Jabba the Slut]: Have you heard of a material
called plastic? Everyone's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No.

[Jabba the Slut]: talking about it. Everyone's

[Boba Fett sucks]: It's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: What?

[Boba Fett sucks]: the

[Jabba the Slut]: talking.

[Boba Fett sucks]: newest,

[Jabba the Slut]: It's the we're

[Boba Fett sucks]: it's the newest thing.

[Jabba the Slut]: making everything out of it.
It's just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm so

[Jabba the Slut]: it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: used to

[Jabba the Slut]: unstoppable.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: bantha
hides. No,

[Give yourself a hand]: Well good news,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: plastic.

[Give yourself a hand]: you actually wear banthahide
underneath,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Underneath,

[Give yourself a hand]: and the

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: plastic

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh.

[Give yourself a hand]: covers just a couple
of pieces really. There's lots of open spaces.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh.

[Give yourself a hand]: The most, the vital
stuff's covered.

[Jabba the Slut]: Let me ask you,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh... okay.

[Jabba the Slut]: how's your aim with the blaster?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's very
subpar. My skills

[Jabba the Slut]: Perfect

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: lie with
chopping carrots,

[Jabba the Slut]: perfect

[Boba Fett sucks]: All right.

[Jabba the Slut]: you're gonna

[Boba Fett sucks]: You

[Jabba the Slut]: be

[Boba Fett sucks]: fit

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: julienning

[Jabba the Slut]: great

[Boba Fett sucks]: right in.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: fries,
and carrots. Okay.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Very rarely will you have
to shoot your blaster at someone who's like

[Boba Fett sucks]: infinitely better at it than
you. Very

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Okay,

[Boba Fett sucks]: rarely.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that's
good to know, because

[Give yourself a hand]: And

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I would
be useless in a battle,

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: let

[Give yourself a hand]: understand

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: me tell
you.

[Give yourself a hand]: that you want to focus
on chefing. You're probably not into killing

[Give yourself a hand]: people, right?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No, just
I just

[Give yourself a hand]: Don't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: want to
kill

[Give yourself a hand]: worry.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: things

[Give yourself a hand]: Just make

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: for

[Give yourself a hand]: it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: food.

[Give yourself a hand]: look like you're trying
real hard

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: and the blaster will
take care of the rest. It knows your intentions.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh, wow,
that sounds like great technology.

[Boba Fett sucks]: The Imperial Stormtrooper
Corps is known as the most peaceful army in

[Boba Fett sucks]: the world,

[Jabba the Slut]: Absolutely.

[Boba Fett sucks]: in the galaxy even.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's

[Jabba the Slut]: Now,

[Give yourself a hand]: why they wear white.
For peace.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: side note, do you think your
corpse would smell?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Uhhh...
this is a very uncomfortable question, but

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I mean,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ha ha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is this
a mandatory question? I mean, I feel like this...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I thought
we were in a safe space, I mean... Come on,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: HR! Um,

[Jabba the Slut]: Alright, put him in

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: no,

[Jabba the Slut]: the fodder.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it wouldn't.

[Jabba the Slut]: I mean, you're hired,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: What?

[Jabba the Slut]: chef!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh, okay.

[Jabba the Slut]: Whatever the fuck you said.

[Give yourself a hand]: Listen.

[Boba Fett sucks]: No, I think he's special.
I think he deserves a place in the bridge.

[Give yourself a hand]: CR217, if this isn't
for you, we're sticking

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: GASP

[Give yourself a hand]: with CR218 to do it,
so it's not really a problem for

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh,

[Give yourself a hand]: us.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: no, I'm-
No, I'm- I'm fully committed.

[Jabba the Slut]: Weren't you cloned for this?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: Get in fucking line!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Thanks
for watching!

[Give yourself a hand]: Great. Okay. So the
other question I have about this is like, if

[Give yourself a hand]: you were picking, if
you're coming out of the academy, what do you

[Give yourself a hand]: think and let's assume
your career goal is to not die, to stay alive

[Give yourself a hand]: as

[Boba Fett sucks]: I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: long

[Boba Fett sucks]: gonna

[Give yourself a hand]: as

[Boba Fett sucks]: go.

[Give yourself a hand]: possible.

[Jabba the Slut]: Then you're in the wrong

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: job, sir.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yes!

[Give yourself a hand]: What job would you take?
Because we have stormtrooper,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Right.

[Give yourself a hand]: famously good at not
dying. We have

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: a type like a fighter
pilot, type fighter, type obber. The good thing

[Give yourself a hand]: about those ships is
they're really fast. The bad thing is they

[Give yourself a hand]: have no shields whatsoever.
So it's

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh, they're about as resistant
as Stormtrooper armor, so that's good.

[Give yourself a hand]: a... I think maybe we
should cover them with Stormtrooper armor,

[Give yourself a hand]: making them more safe.
I don't know.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Give yourself a hand]: And then we have Deck
Officer. It's pretty good unless you're near

[Give yourself a hand]: Death Vader. Then listen,
promotion path, real quick, real easy.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah, so
the

[Jabba the Slut]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: benefits

[Jabba the Slut]: moved up 10

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: are...

[Jabba the Slut]: positions

[Boba Fett sucks]: very,

[Jabba the Slut]: in two weeks!

[Boba Fett sucks]: very

[Give yourself a hand]: Yep.

[Boba Fett sucks]: fluid, high echelon mobility
in that job.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yep.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That's
what you need in a competitive career path.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, stock options,
credit

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think.

[Give yourself a hand]: bonus structure,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: equity

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think

[Give yourself a hand]: great

[Boba Fett sucks]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: benefits, especially
around death and wellness.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, very good in like life
insurance Yeah, no, I think I think the trick

[Boba Fett sucks]: is not to be The person in
command of a star destroyer. I think that's

[Boba Fett sucks]: the best. You just be like
three tiers below

[Jabba the Slut]: But then you're

[Give yourself a hand]: It

[Jabba the Slut]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: f-

[Jabba the Slut]: captain in three weeks.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's not enough

[Jabba the Slut]: Three

[Give yourself a hand]: tears

[Jabba the Slut]: tears,

[Give yourself a hand]: below.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Damn it!

[Jabba the Slut]: yeah, you gotta be

[Boba Fett sucks]: Further down

[Jabba the Slut]: many,

[Boba Fett sucks]: the line!

[Jabba the Slut]: many tears down.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I think
I've identified the safest, the safest empire

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: job of
all the entire movie,

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: all the
movies, right? And it especially makes sense

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in this
one. Working in the engineering and like propulsion

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: department
because you're the last to know everything.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You just
need to keep the ship running. Like you look

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: at the
first one, the torpedoes came through and you're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like, what?
Boom, you're dead. So you don't have time to

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: process.
And then when you think about all the Starship

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: battles,
when

[Boba Fett sucks]: I mean...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the large
ones

[Boba Fett sucks]: You're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: go

[Boba Fett sucks]: still

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: boom,

[Boba Fett sucks]: dead though.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you're
dead, but you're the last to know.

[Jabba the Slut]: You got the good death. That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Exactly.

[Jabba the Slut]: what

[Boba Fett sucks]: HAHAHAHA!

[Jabba the Slut]: he's saying.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That's
the

[Jabba the Slut]: You

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: good...

[Jabba the Slut]: got that.

[Boba Fett sucks]: You mean you don't get choked
to

[Jabba the Slut]: You

[Boba Fett sucks]: death?

[Jabba the Slut]: get that quick death,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Right.

[Jabba the Slut]: you know?

[Give yourself a hand]: The good

[Boba Fett sucks]: I see.

[Give yourself a hand]: death?

[Jabba the Slut]: You're saying that the dream
position in the Imperial is a quick death.

[Give yourself a hand]: I think that's what
we're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You

[Give yourself a hand]: getting

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: could

[Give yourself a hand]: at. All right.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: say that,
yes, and that is what I mean.

[Give yourself a hand]: I think, no, I think
we've answered this fully.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm,
I would

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: concur.

[Give yourself a hand]: No, we did a

[Boba Fett sucks]: okay.

[Give yourself a hand]: good job.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Does anybody
have any Imperial biscuits by the way?

[Give yourself a hand]: No.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: God darn
it.

[Give yourself a hand]: Sorry. Question.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Thank you
for it.

[Give yourself a hand]: We see Darth Vader on
Hoth. No, Hoth, sorry, Bespin. And when Han

[Give yourself a hand]: Solo and the gang run
into him, Han immediately pulls out his blaster

[Give yourself a hand]: and tries to shoot Darth
Vader, of course.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: Darth Vader just sticks
his hand and blocks the blaster bolts.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: What? What is? How is
he doing this exactly?

[Jabba the Slut]: What happened there?

[Give yourself a hand]: Because wouldn't the
stormtroopers want some of this technology

[Give yourself a hand]: if they can get their
hands on it?

[Jabba the Slut]: That's a good

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Maybe

[Jabba the Slut]: question.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: they were
budget-

[Jabba the Slut]: Does

[Boba Fett sucks]: I mean,

[Jabba the Slut]: he,

[Boba Fett sucks]: I'm sure they would

[Jabba the Slut]: do

[Boba Fett sucks]: like

[Jabba the Slut]: we know?

[Boba Fett sucks]: not to be using paper as
armor, but...

[Jabba the Slut]: Do we know if his hand blocked
the bullet or if he used like a force wall

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Home?

[Jabba the Slut]: to block

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No.

[Jabba the Slut]: the

[Boba Fett sucks]: There

[Jabba the Slut]: bullet?

[Give yourself a hand]: Couldn't

[Boba Fett sucks]: are sparks!

[Give yourself a hand]: tell ya,

[Jabba the Slut]: There were sparks

[Give yourself a hand]: but there's

[Jabba the Slut]: which

[Give yourself a hand]: sparks,

[Jabba the Slut]: inferred

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: contact with

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: contact

[Jabba the Slut]: something

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: You would

[Jabba the Slut]: metallic

[Give yourself a hand]: think so.

[Jabba the Slut]: I would assume.

[Jabba the Slut]: Was

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So

[Jabba the Slut]: that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: then

[Jabba the Slut]: his

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it's like,

[Jabba the Slut]: cut-off

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yep.

[Jabba the Slut]: hand? Do we know? Were both

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think

[Jabba the Slut]: his hands

[Boba Fett sucks]: so.

[Jabba the Slut]: cut off?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I think
both of his hands are gone, so those

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: are cybernetic.

[Give yourself a hand]: I think, I think the
lava takes care of a lot of his advantages.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: Sorry!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh, a lot,
and which explains why

[Give yourself a hand]: 75

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the emperor
moved

[Give yourself a hand]: to a hundred

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: on.

[Give yourself a hand]: percent of them.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: He's left

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Emperor

[Jabba the Slut]: with one

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: thought
he could

[Jabba the Slut]: with

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: turn it

[Jabba the Slut]: one

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: into

[Jabba the Slut]: lens.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a... The
Emperor thought he could turn charred marshmallow

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Vader into
a walking vibrator, but then the thrill was

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: gone after,
you know, a fortnight.

[Jabba the Slut]: I like this new look, it's
very bandage.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah. Um,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Our

[Give yourself a hand]: but

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: safe

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: word

[Jabba the Slut]: Sorry,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: will be...

[Jabba the Slut]: sorry, what happened to your
penis?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The safe
word will be... Give me something, Vader. What's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a good
safe word?

[Jabba the Slut]: The safe word is...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I don't
like that. I know.

[Jabba the Slut]: No, the safe word is... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Boba Fett sucks]: HAHAHA

[Give yourself a hand]: Hahaha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hahahaha

[Jabba the Slut]: Sorry,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, what

[Jabba the Slut]: we're

[Boba Fett sucks]: was

[Jabba the Slut]: off

[Boba Fett sucks]: the question

[Jabba the Slut]: track here.

[Boba Fett sucks]: again?

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[Jabba the Slut]: He blocks

[Give yourself a hand]: blocking

[Jabba the Slut]: it with, we

[Give yourself a hand]: blaster

[Jabba the Slut]: know he blocks

[Give yourself a hand]: bolts

[Jabba the Slut]: it with his

[Give yourself a hand]: with his

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes,

[Jabba the Slut]: fake

[Give yourself a hand]: hand.

[Jabba the Slut]: hand.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: Let's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Well both

[Give yourself a hand]: even call

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: are

[Give yourself a hand]: it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: fake,

[Give yourself a hand]: his fake

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: but yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: hand.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Sure fake

[Jabba the Slut]: Um.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hands,
stranger.

[Jabba the Slut]: But

[Boba Fett sucks]: Mmm.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So then

[Jabba the Slut]: you think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it's made

[Jabba the Slut]: it's...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: of, it's
got to be made of something legit.

[Boba Fett sucks]: So, wait Matt, do you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Like

[Boba Fett sucks]: think that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that's
where all the budget

[Boba Fett sucks]: this is

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: meant.

[Boba Fett sucks]: like a feature of his armor?
Like of his attire?

[Give yourself a hand]: Well as

[Boba Fett sucks]: Is that

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Boba Fett sucks]: what

[Give yourself a hand]: ask

[Boba Fett sucks]: you

[Give yourself a hand]: this

[Boba Fett sucks]: think?

[Give yourself a hand]: question I start to
my brain starts to go into Does a blaster bolt

[Give yourself a hand]: ever stop? Cause if
it hits a body, it goes through or does it

[Give yourself a hand]: dissipate? And if you
don't hit a body, when does it stop? Like does

[Give yourself a hand]: it hit a wall?

[Boba Fett sucks]: It just

[Give yourself a hand]: Like

[Boba Fett sucks]: keeps going.

[Give yourself a hand]: just traveling through
every space until...

[Jabba the Slut]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Boba Fett sucks]: Like circling the planet.
Like you

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: get hit by a by a stray boat
like five weeks later.

[Give yourself a hand]: You're sitting in Tatooine
and just hailing up to your moisture fire.

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm going to check the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Do do

[Give yourself a hand]: what's going on. And

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: just a random laser
bolt shrieking through your head and kills

[Give yourself a hand]: you instantly.

[Jabba the Slut]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: Uh, um, that's a good question.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's

[Jabba the Slut]: Do they

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: my

[Jabba the Slut]: move

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: third

[Jabba the Slut]: at the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: husband.

[Jabba the Slut]: speed of light? The blasters.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I don't think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They

[Boba Fett sucks]: so,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: spit.

[Boba Fett sucks]: we can see it.

[Jabba the Slut]: Do lazy, yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: they don't

[Give yourself a hand]: they're

[Jabba the Slut]: go that

[Give yourself a hand]: just

[Jabba the Slut]: fast.

[Give yourself a hand]: lasers.

[Jabba the Slut]: They're not

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: light.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's a
laser

[Give yourself a hand]: Uh,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: tag, but

[Jabba the Slut]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: deadly.

[Jabba the Slut]: know the

[Give yourself a hand]: well,

[Jabba the Slut]: difference.

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer, I don't want
to get too far into the physics of it, but

[Give yourself a hand]: like the light from
the laser, it gets to your eyes, but the physical

[Give yourself a hand]: energy is, it's different.
It's

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: not, it's not

[Boba Fett sucks]: exactly.

[Give yourself a hand]: light. Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: Obviously I knew all that.
But I think that it's not the armor. I think

[Jabba the Slut]: it's a

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Jabba the Slut]: synthetic hand. It's made
out of clearly a better material than the one

[Jabba the Slut]: that hits Luke's hand in Return
of the Jedi, because that

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: one kind

[Give yourself a hand]: short

[Jabba the Slut]: of

[Give yourself a hand]: it out.

[Jabba the Slut]: goes through his hand a bit.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, a little

[Jabba the Slut]: But

[Give yourself a hand]: bit,

[Jabba the Slut]: that's

[Give yourself a hand]: a lot,

[Jabba the Slut]: poor

[Give yourself a hand]: a lot of it.

[Jabba the Slut]: rebel scum

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: materials,

[Jabba the Slut]: engineering.

[Give yourself a hand]: So Vader's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: lesser

[Give yourself a hand]: got,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: materials.

[Give yourself a hand]: Vader's got the only
vibranium in the Star Wars universe.

[Jabba the Slut]: Basically,

[Give yourself a hand]: What you're saying.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha

[Jabba the Slut]: yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: AAAAAA

[Boba Fett sucks]: Don't they have Vibro Swords
that have some something like that? Do they

[Boba Fett sucks]: stop lasers or something
like that?

[Give yourself a hand]: Um...

[Jabba the Slut]: like lightsabers?

[Give yourself a hand]: No, they stopped lightsabers,
but not lasers.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Well, I mean, if they can
stop a lightsaber, we can probably stop a blaster.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Boat.

[Give yourself a hand]: I mean, I guess, but
you're

[Jabba the Slut]: because

[Give yourself a hand]: like

[Jabba the Slut]: a

[Give yourself a hand]: hoping.

[Jabba the Slut]: lightsaber cuts

[Give yourself a hand]: That's like

[Jabba the Slut]: his

[Give yourself a hand]: catching arrows. You
just hope you get

[Boba Fett sucks]: Maybe,

[Give yourself a hand]: it done.

[Boba Fett sucks]: well, that's what Vader did,
wasn't it? Maybe he has a vibro hand, which

[Boba Fett sucks]: is probably helpful for the
Emperor in other ways.

[Jabba the Slut]: But it

[Give yourself a hand]: We

[Jabba the Slut]: doesn't

[Give yourself a hand]: could

[Jabba the Slut]: go.

[Give yourself a hand]: probably use the word
Beskar in this case, since that's the vibranium

[Give yourself a hand]: of Star Wars universe.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh

[Boba Fett sucks]: that's

[Jabba the Slut]: yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: true.

[Jabba the Slut]: he's got, but we just, we
just that that's going to be

[Boba Fett sucks]: Just.

[Jabba the Slut]: lore in like two weeks. Like
you're going to see it on Wikipedia. It's be

[Jabba the Slut]: like Lord Vader's hands were
made of Vesgar, which made it

[Boba Fett sucks]: No, just the

[Jabba the Slut]: easy

[Boba Fett sucks]: one.

[Jabba the Slut]: to

[Boba Fett sucks]: Just

[Jabba the Slut]: block.

[Boba Fett sucks]: that one with that hand.
This

[Jabba the Slut]: Well,

[Boba Fett sucks]: is Basker.

[Jabba the Slut]: and it stops

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: at

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it's

[Jabba the Slut]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: so

[Jabba the Slut]: wrist

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: difficult.

[Jabba the Slut]: because he gets his arm cut
off by a lightsaber. So it's like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: a palm,

[Boba Fett sucks]: That's

[Jabba the Slut]: maybe

[Boba Fett sucks]: true.

[Jabba the Slut]: it's just a palm cover.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Just

[Jabba the Slut]: You know, that's, that's hard

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in

[Jabba the Slut]: to get.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: special
situations, just

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: It covers

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in the
palm.

[Jabba the Slut]: one palm and the groin. And
that is all. the best car

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Right.

[Jabba the Slut]: he could afford.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Correct.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay. Now that I look,
we've answered it guys. Good work everybody.

[Give yourself a hand]: Great.

[Boba Fett sucks]: There you go.

[Jabba the Slut]: That's

[Give yourself a hand]: Um,

[Jabba the Slut]: a cannon now.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Huzzah.

[Give yourself a hand]: speaking of the Vader's
groin area.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: Favorite topic.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Said no one fucking

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Boba Fett sucks]: ever!

[Jabba the Slut]: No, just the Emperor.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay. This is,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah, yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: Speaking

[Give yourself a hand]: this is,

[Jabba the Slut]: of the Disgruntled... Wahahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: this is, we're here

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: to ask the hard questions

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hard.

[Give yourself a hand]: or the easy questions
or the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So

[Give yourself a hand]: gross questions.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hard. Mmm,

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: Jedi, we hear a lot
about the Jedi code, right? The Jedi code is,

[Give yourself a hand]: you know, you gotta
never stray to the dark side. I mean, there's

[Give yourself a hand]: something about anger
and hate leading to suffering and yada, yada.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: grooming.

[Give yourself a hand]: I don't think that leads
there. I think that's just... Well, I

[Boba Fett sucks]: That's

[Give yourself a hand]: guess the dark

[Boba Fett sucks]: the destination.

[Give yourself a hand]: side does groom.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ha ha ha.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's the destination,
yeah. Ha ha ha.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We

[Jabba the Slut]: Hehehehehehe

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: don't.

[Give yourself a hand]: Um,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The lawsuit

[Give yourself a hand]: but...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: we must
avoid. Mmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: But the Jedi's have
a code and they have lots of rules they must

[Give yourself a hand]: follow. You know, they're
not really supposed to have material possessions

[Give yourself a hand]: or fall in love with
people, you know, like jazz. Um, and yet, Luke

[Give yourself a hand]: makes out with a mysterious
woman, uh, who is definitely not related to

[Give yourself a hand]: him in any way, shape,
or form in this movie. So that's good for him.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: She

[Give yourself a hand]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: kissed

[Give yourself a hand]: not gonna

[Jabba the Slut]: OOPS!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: him,

[Give yourself a hand]: be

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: but

[Give yourself a hand]: awkward.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yeah, sure.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, nothing. No,

[Jabba the Slut]: What are you

[Give yourself a hand]: she

[Jabba the Slut]: DOING,

[Give yourself a hand]: gets a kiss.

[Jabba the Slut]: stepsister?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ha ha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Thank you.

[Boba Fett sucks]: That's the first instance
of that.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, that's where it all
started.

[Give yourself a hand]: So,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That way,

[Give yourself a hand]: so,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it all
tracks.

[Give yourself a hand]: Star

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It

[Give yourself a hand]: Wars

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: all tracks.

[Give yourself a hand]: invented grooming and
stepsister

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And...

[Give yourself a hand]: form?

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh my god.

[Jabba the Slut]: along

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ahhhh.

[Jabba the Slut]: with a lot of other things.

[Give yourself a hand]: Great. Um, great, no,
I just want to know.

[Boba Fett sucks]: The

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[Boba Fett sucks]: Empire

[Give yourself a hand]: like,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Strikes Black.

[Give yourself a hand]: oh, that's not right.
That's

[Jabba the Slut]: What?

[Give yourself a hand]: okay. Back on target.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: My husband

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: Target.

[Jabba the Slut]: That's the

[Give yourself a hand]: Um,

[Jabba the Slut]: parody film.

[Give yourself a hand]: the, I want to know
what, what are, if Jedi cannot have material

[Give yourself a hand]: possessions,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: still those.

[Give yourself a hand]: which is weird because
people are material possessions, but that's

[Give yourself a hand]: the way they frame it.
It's not my fault.

[Give yourself a hand]: What can they do? How
far can they go to calm their Jedi nerves in

[Give yourself a hand]: order to perform their
best? Where's the line for them? And can they

[Give yourself a hand]: use their hands? Their
fake hands? Their beskar hands? Maybe it's

[Give yourself a hand]: just a force? Like where…
What are

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-mm-mm.
Mm.

[Give yourself a hand]: we talking

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The force

[Give yourself a hand]: about here?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is...

[Boba Fett sucks]: You asking about the secret
art of Force Juber?

[Give yourself a hand]: Ah, listen, if you know
about it, please tell us. I wouldn't know.

[Boba Fett sucks]: So,

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm

[Jabba the Slut]: I've been

[Give yourself a hand]: an

[Jabba the Slut]: working

[Give yourself a hand]: innocent

[Jabba the Slut]: on

[Boba Fett sucks]: I

[Jabba the Slut]: that

[Boba Fett sucks]: mean...

[Jabba the Slut]: for

[Give yourself a hand]: soul.

[Jabba the Slut]: years.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Youngling
that is.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I would have to think that
at least Vader probably engages in that. Probably

[Boba Fett sucks]: even before

[Give yourself a hand]: With what?

[Boba Fett sucks]: he became Vader.

[Give yourself a hand]: Does he have a forced
penis too? Like all that shit got charred off

[Give yourself a hand]: of Mustafar.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Boba Fett sucks]: I don't know about that.
Like the core, the non-appendages

[Jabba the Slut]: limped.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the balls.

[Boba Fett sucks]: or limbs

[Jabba the Slut]: It's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The

[Jabba the Slut]: an

[Boba Fett sucks]: are

[Jabba the Slut]: appendage.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: balls.

[Boba Fett sucks]: preserved, right?

[Jabba the Slut]: But but

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: can

[Boba Fett sucks]: mean

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hit.

[Boba Fett sucks]: why else... listen, why else
would the Emperor keep him if he wasn't?

[Jabba the Slut]: That's

[Boba Fett sucks]: Let's

[Jabba the Slut]: a

[Boba Fett sucks]: be

[Jabba the Slut]: good

[Boba Fett sucks]: real

[Jabba the Slut]: point.

[Boba Fett sucks]: here.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay, you got me there.

[Boba Fett sucks]: So.

[Jabba the Slut]: The uh, but also the Sith
can hook up with people. That was like his

[Jabba the Slut]: main draw to the dark side.

[Boba Fett sucks]: True.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Passion.

[Give yourself a hand]: I mean,

[Jabba the Slut]: He

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: was

[Give yourself a hand]: all

[Jabba the Slut]: like,

[Give yourself a hand]: right.

[Jabba the Slut]: I don't want to be a Jedi
who grooms children. I want to be a Sith who's

[Boba Fett sucks]: I wanna

[Jabba the Slut]: groomed

[Boba Fett sucks]: be a Sith,

[Jabba the Slut]: by,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Borgrum's Children!

[Jabba the Slut]: who grooms,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: who gets groomed. No, he wanted
to, you know, hook up, which is why he wasn't

[Jabba the Slut]: taught the ways of the Force
personal.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, quite gone was
too busy learning how to talk to him as a ghost

[Give yourself a hand]: and not teaching him
the ways of the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: how to

[Give yourself a hand]: force

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: do his

[Give yourself a hand]: jibber.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: job.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I'm

[Jabba the Slut]: had a masterpiece.

[Boba Fett sucks]: going to

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: go out and try it. Qui-Gon
was too busy dying, let's be honest

[Give yourself a hand]: Wow.

[Boba Fett sucks]: here.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: Should you die? It's
just a whole, that's not this movie.

[Jabba the Slut]: yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: So,

[Jabba the Slut]: he

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: had to

[Give yourself a hand]: so.

[Jabba the Slut]: learn, he

[Boba Fett sucks]: HAHAHAHA

[Jabba the Slut]: had to learn the ways of the
Jedi from someone else. And he, from Yoda,

[Jabba the Slut]: he said,

[Give yourself a hand]: Obie?

[Jabba the Slut]: well, no, he went to Yoda

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: be.

[Jabba the Slut]: and he said,

[Give yourself a hand]: LDR.

[Jabba the Slut]: but, but Yoda, I'm not addicted
to masturbating. You will be. You will be.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm, Master

[Give yourself a hand]: Yoda! Y-

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yonah might
have

[Boba Fett sucks]: Uh-huh.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a point,
but I

[Give yourself a hand]: Yoda!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: mean, I've
got a working hand

[Give yourself a hand]: haha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: at this
pubescent age. I'm crossing the threshold and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I have
sudden urges like Padme. What's

[Give yourself a hand]: I,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: up with
her?

[Give yourself a hand]: is anybody else uncomfortable
where

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: this conversation

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yes.

[Jabba the Slut]: yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: is going?

[Jabba the Slut]: I don't know.

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm asking questions,
but Chris is just really, really into the lore

[Give yourself a hand]: in a way that I did
not

[Jabba the Slut]: Think

[Give yourself a hand]: expect.

[Jabba the Slut]: there's been a surge in my
power converter!

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Give yourself a hand]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: I mean that's that is
maybe the real question here. What Star Wars

[Give yourself a hand]: reference can you make?

[Jabba the Slut]: for uh... I think the Death
Star has been fired!

[Give yourself a hand]: Hahaha

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh no. L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-

[Jabba the Slut]: Yes.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Use the
force, no-

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Haha

[Jabba the Slut]: The world is all around us.
It's in our bands. Ha ha.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yep.

[Give yourself a hand]: What?

[Boba Fett sucks]: in my butt

[Give yourself a hand]: Sorry, why'd you sound
like John Lennon there?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes,

[Boba Fett sucks]: No,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yes,

[Jabba the Slut]: Is

[Boba Fett sucks]: no, that was

[Jabba the Slut]: it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: keep

[Jabba the Slut]: a bad

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it going.

[Boba Fett sucks]: that

[Jabba the Slut]: sign?

[Boba Fett sucks]: was a very good no, that
was a good sir alaguinist

[Jabba the Slut]: Thank you,

[Boba Fett sucks]: impression

[Jabba the Slut]: thank

[Boba Fett sucks]: I like

[Jabba the Slut]: you. It's all around us, man.
Just do

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: it, man.

[Boba Fett sucks]: okay, now it's

[Give yourself a hand]: It's

[Boba Fett sucks]: John.

[Give yourself a hand]: gone.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Now it's John.

[Jabba the Slut]: It's changing.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Now it's John Lennon.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: All you've
got to do is imagine.

[Jabba the Slut]: I imagined.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: I hate

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: imagine

[Give yourself a hand]: it here.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the four

[Jabba the Slut]: in Japan.

[Give yourself a hand]: Back to the movie we
watched.

[Jabba the Slut]: No, but the question

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ugh.

[Jabba the Slut]: we have to address the question,
does Luke masturbate with his old hand or his

[Jabba the Slut]: new hand?

[Boba Fett sucks]: You gotta think that he does
it with his new hands after he gets it, right?

[Boba Fett sucks]: At least once.

[Jabba the Slut]: At

[Give yourself a hand]: But it's

[Jabba the Slut]: least

[Give yourself a hand]: cold.

[Jabba the Slut]: once. It's cold.

[Boba Fett sucks]: It's it's caught it's coarse
and it's annoying it gets

[Jabba the Slut]: It's

[Boba Fett sucks]: everywhere

[Give yourself a hand]: He's

[Jabba the Slut]: rough

[Give yourself a hand]: like,

[Jabba the Slut]: of course, then it gets everywhere.

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah, that's right.

[Jabba the Slut]: That's

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ha ha!

[Jabba the Slut]: the best answer, we're done.

[Give yourself a hand]: Got him. We're done
moving

[Jabba the Slut]: Well yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Actually,

[Give yourself a hand]: on.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: there's

[Jabba the Slut]: yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: one more.
Size matters not.

[Give yourself a hand]: Now,

[Jabba the Slut]: I hate

[Give yourself a hand]: all

[Jabba the Slut]: you.

[Give yourself a hand]: right.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh no, judge me by my size,

[Give yourself a hand]: Chris,

[Boba Fett sucks]: do you?

[Jabba the Slut]: Okay.

[Give yourself a hand]: I gotta

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: There you

[Give yourself a hand]: ask

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: go.

[Give yourself a hand]: you a question since

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah, fire

[Give yourself a hand]: you're Yoda.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it. Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yoda also hangs out
with a lot of young children. Is Yoda

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wait a
minute.

[Give yourself a hand]: a groomer?

[Jabba the Slut]: Hey, it's YodaGroomer2.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: Is this

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Please?

[Jabba the Slut]: a whole goddamn

[Boba Fett sucks]: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Jabba the Slut]: society? They are a lot like
the Catholic Church.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Pleading
the fifth I will.

[Jabba the Slut]: Hehehehehehe

[Boba Fett sucks]: Listen,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Uh, it's
possible.

[Boba Fett sucks]: both, both Yoda

[Give yourself a hand]: Yep. All

[Boba Fett sucks]: and the emperor only

[Give yourself a hand]: right.

[Boba Fett sucks]: ever refer to Luke as young
Skywalker. That's, I think that's a giveaway

[Boba Fett sucks]: that the young part is very
important.

[Give yourself a hand]: Right.

[Boba Fett sucks]: The old Skywalker

[Jabba the Slut]: I mean...

[Boba Fett sucks]: is like sliced up

[Give yourself a hand]: Olden

[Boba Fett sucks]: like sausages

[Give yourself a hand]: Busted,

[Boba Fett sucks]: and fucked.

[Give yourself a hand]: Skywalker.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, exactly.

[Jabba the Slut]: When you really...

[Boba Fett sucks]: Exactly.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: New hot
new hotness

[Jabba the Slut]: This is opening my

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: eyes to a

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They want

[Jabba the Slut]: whole new...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that new
hot

[Jabba the Slut]: When you really step back
and just look at the entire Jedi order, it's

[Jabba the Slut]: older

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh no.

[Jabba the Slut]: men getting children and then
banning those kids from having any sort of

[Jabba the Slut]: sexual intercourse with other
people, and then

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah!

[Jabba the Slut]: only having them around them
alone

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: All that
pent up frustration?

[Jabba the Slut]: with

[Boba Fett sucks]: So

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No.

[Boba Fett sucks]: what

[Jabba the Slut]: one-on-one

[Boba Fett sucks]: you're saying is that the

[Jabba the Slut]: with their masters, their
dom

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and we'll
be back in a

[Jabba the Slut]: masters.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: week.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's right. There's
only

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Thanks
for

[Give yourself a hand]: one,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: watching.

[Give yourself a hand]: one each, right? They
only have one person they're training at the

[Give yourself a hand]: same time. Right? So
they can't, sorry, is that a cat?

[Jabba the Slut]: Hehehehe

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They put
the cat in here to take a shit.

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh.

[Jabba the Slut]: Ah, lovely. Professional podcast.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Which is
clearly

[Give yourself a hand]: Ahem.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: how they
have the respect for our process.

[Give yourself a hand]: This is,

[Boba Fett sucks]: This is why this podcast
is ending.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah, they

[Jabba the Slut]: dude

[Give yourself a hand]: respect

[Jabba the Slut]: on

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[Jabba the Slut]: camera.

[Give yourself a hand]: podcast,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You

[Give yourself a hand]: totally.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: ever wonder
how the sausage gets made in podcasting? Enter

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the open
door dropping ca- AHHHH I MUST TAKE A HIT!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: SHIT

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I MUST!
WAAA

[Give yourself a hand]: Listen, let's get back
to the important topic we're talking

[Jabba the Slut]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: about.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Boba Fett sucks]: So

[Give yourself a hand]: And that is

[Boba Fett sucks]: let

[Give yourself a hand]: that.

[Boba Fett sucks]: me...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Brooming
in Star Wars.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: No.

[Boba Fett sucks]: so Spencer, are you saying
that the Jedi Order is the Catholic Church?

[Jabba the Slut]: Yes. With...

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ha ha ha!

[Jabba the Slut]: But with more... ..than a mordrooming!

[Give yourself a hand]: grooming.

[Jabba the Slut]: Which is a bold claim. I...

[Boba Fett sucks]: I see.

[Jabba the Slut]: I would... yeah, I would...

[Give yourself a hand]: That cat's really giving
her.

[Jabba the Slut]: ..

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The cat,
the cat, the cat got,

[Boba Fett sucks]: AHHHHHHAH

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the cat
got notes. Ugh, I can't open

[Give yourself a hand]: Nice.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the door.

[Give yourself a hand]: Um,

[Jabba the Slut]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: that's great. Chris
is currently throwing the cat out of the window.

[Give yourself a hand]: Um,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Thanks

[Boba Fett sucks]: ha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: for watching!

[Give yourself a hand]: no, I, okay.

[Jabba the Slut]: And

[Give yourself a hand]: So.

[Jabba the Slut]: this applies to all the stuff.
Just remember, imagine Qui-Gon Jinn going to

[Jabba the Slut]: that planet with Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan's like... Like 20s, he's getting a

[Jabba the Slut]: bit older, and he sees Anakin,
he's like, This one's the best one. He's the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hehehe

[Jabba the Slut]: future.

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha ha

[Boba Fett sucks]: It's

[Give yourself a hand]: ha!

[Jabba the Slut]: And they're like, uh, Qui-Gon,

[Boba Fett sucks]: like,

[Jabba the Slut]: you haven't even finished
training your current boy toy.

[Boba Fett sucks]: wait, it's

[Jabba the Slut]: He's

[Boba Fett sucks]: like,

[Jabba the Slut]: the

[Boba Fett sucks]: and

[Jabba the Slut]: future!

[Boba Fett sucks]: they like,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Master

[Boba Fett sucks]: and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Quagga,

[Boba Fett sucks]: he, they're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I

[Boba Fett sucks]: like,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: haven't
quite finished learning

[Boba Fett sucks]: oh,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: how

[Boba Fett sucks]: look,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to flip

[Boba Fett sucks]: it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: burgers.

[Boba Fett sucks]: like, he has his midi-chlorian
count is so

[Jabba the Slut]: Hey!

[Boba Fett sucks]: high. Can we take him? Can
we take him away from his mother forever?

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Should
we take him home with us?

[Give yourself a hand]: The worst part is that
everyone's mad because he's too old.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, yeah. That was the

[Boba Fett sucks]: He hasn't... he can't be
taught properly

[Jabba the Slut]: best.

[Boba Fett sucks]: because he's

[Jabba the Slut]: The whole

[Boba Fett sucks]: too

[Jabba the Slut]: Jedi

[Boba Fett sucks]: old.

[Jabba the Slut]: Council,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Eh, eh,

[Jabba the Slut]: he's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: eh.

[Jabba the Slut]: too

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[Jabba the Slut]: old

[Boba Fett sucks]: He's...

[Jabba the Slut]: for us!

[Boba Fett sucks]: He's set in his ways at 10.

[Jabba the Slut]: Hehehe

[Boba Fett sucks]: We need

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-mm.

[Boba Fett sucks]: to get them younger.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No.

[Boba Fett sucks]: So they can learn our ways
properly. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I don't

[Give yourself a hand]: Well,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like this.

[Give yourself a hand]: I can't watch Star Wars
ever again.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm not
com- I'm not comfortable with this.

[Jabba the Slut]: He's too old said the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: This is

[Jabba the Slut]: 700

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the bad.

[Jabba the Slut]: year old man

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: This is
the, this is the verbal bad touch.

[Boba Fett sucks]: For 800 years I've been teaching
these

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha ha!

[Jabba the Slut]: Teaching...

[Boba Fett sucks]: younglings.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm sorry.

[Jabba the Slut]: teaching children!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Listen,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh God.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it's too
much.

[Give yourself a hand]: Let's

[Jabba the Slut]: Put

[Give yourself a hand]: segue

[Jabba the Slut]: on this

[Give yourself a hand]: off of...

[Jabba the Slut]: robe! Put on this robe and
come out!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh

[Jabba the Slut]: And grab this rod!

[Boba Fett sucks]: So wait, that really gives
another dimension to show me on the puppet

[Boba Fett sucks]: where

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Boba Fett sucks]: he hurts you.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Show me
with the force how-

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: how they
hurt

[Give yourself a hand]: I gotta

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you.

[Give yourself a hand]: ask one more question
before we segue off this.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Do

[Jabba the Slut]: I don't think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it.

[Jabba the Slut]: we

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh

[Jabba the Slut]: could

[Boba Fett sucks]: no.

[Jabba the Slut]: ever segue off this.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Are you sure?

[Give yourself a hand]: We'll

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Do

[Give yourself a hand]: see.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it. Do
it.

[Give yourself a hand]: There's

[Jabba the Slut]: Thank

[Give yourself a hand]: a lot of

[Jabba the Slut]: you.

[Give yourself a hand]: focus on lightsabers.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh no.

[Give yourself a hand]: Are those what the laser
swords are called?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah?

[Give yourself a hand]: Are you

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah?

[Give yourself a hand]: sure?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Why

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Well,

[Boba Fett sucks]: not?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the...
Why, I, would you, yes?

[Give yourself a hand]: They're not just secretly
referring to penises all the time.

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So if

[Boba Fett sucks]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you,

[Boba Fett sucks]: mean,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: so you
want us

[Boba Fett sucks]: if,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to reflect,
okay, go ahead, go ahead.

[Boba Fett sucks]: wait,

[Give yourself a hand]: Ahem.

[Boba Fett sucks]: if space balls is anything
to go by, then absolutely yes.

[Jabba the Slut]: they are analogies for the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Let's watch.

[Jabba the Slut]: wang.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Use the Schwartz.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm out.

[Jabba the Slut]: If

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Jabba the Slut]: you

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha ha

[Jabba the Slut]: press

[Boba Fett sucks]: So

[Give yourself a hand]: ha.

[Jabba the Slut]: the button,

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think you're onto

[Jabba the Slut]: it'll

[Boba Fett sucks]: something

[Jabba the Slut]: grow!

[Boba Fett sucks]: there.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: All right, that was
my fault. I'm moving off of this.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Too much!
It's a

[Jabba the Slut]: Grow,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: lot.

[Jabba the Slut]: my saber will!

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: Back to...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Even this
power!

[Jabba the Slut]: Hehehe

[Give yourself a hand]: Back to Star Wars. Let's
ask a serious question about Star Wars, okay?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Okay,

[Jabba the Slut]: Okay.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you can
try it

[Give yourself a hand]: On

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: again.

[Give yourself a hand]: the Battle of Hoth,
we see Luke flying around with his buddy Dax,

[Give yourself a hand]: and they are going to
try to take down an AT-AT walker before it

[Give yourself a hand]: destroys the shield
so everybody can escape, right? At one point,

[Give yourself a hand]: Luke's ship gets hit
by a shot, and it looks like it short circuits

[Give yourself a hand]: out Dax's ability hook
and DAC passes out.

[Jabba the Slut]: Which planet?

[Give yourself a hand]: Then on Hoth.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hoth.

[Give yourself a hand]: It's the Battle of Hoth.

[Jabba the Slut]: They should have called it
Colth. Thank you.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Keep

[Boba Fett sucks]: Can you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: going,

[Boba Fett sucks]: kick him?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: just keep

[Boba Fett sucks]: Can

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: going.

[Boba Fett sucks]: you kick him?

[Jabba the Slut]: Thank you very much.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Can you kick him?

[Jabba the Slut]: Have a good day.

[Give yourself a hand]: You're done.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mute him!
Mute

[Jabba the Slut]: That was the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: him!

[Jabba the Slut]: best joke of

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mute

[Jabba the Slut]: this entire

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the bastard!

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay

[Jabba the Slut]: show.

[Give yourself a hand]: I hate my life. Um,
back to Hoth.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: Um, uh, Dak gets passed
out, um, or seems to pass out, or a little

[Give yourself a hand]: blood in his face, so
who knows. And then Luke also then gets hit

[Give yourself a hand]: by another shot and
he can't control a little speeder and they

[Give yourself a hand]: crash into the snow.
Um, my question for you is did Luke murder

[Give yourself a hand]: Dak by not making any
attempt to rescue him whatsoever?

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I mean, it's

[Jabba the Slut]: Hehehe.

[Boba Fett sucks]: at least

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh, that's-

[Boba Fett sucks]: manslaughter.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah, he
didn't even check

[Give yourself a hand]: He

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: his pulse.

[Give yourself a hand]: no he goes back in and
he's like he gets out and he's like Dax that

[Give yourself a hand]: he's like you think
he's going Oh, he's going back for that. Now.

[Give yourself a hand]: I just need his lightsaber
Sorry, Dak

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: He's like,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Nah.

[Jabba the Slut]: help

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You gotta

[Jabba the Slut]: me!

[Give yourself a hand]: Excuse

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: eat this.

[Give yourself a hand]: me,

[Jabba the Slut]: Help me add in

[Give yourself a hand]: Dak

[Jabba the Slut]: my lifesaver.

[Give yourself a hand]: Dak. Let go of my lightsaber

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm just
laughing.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Wait, are we going back to
the last question?

[Give yourself a hand]: No!

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Something
tells me that this is... I thought Dax must

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: be dead
because his corpse is grooming and groping

[Jabba the Slut]: Well,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: my

[Jabba the Slut]: he

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: lightsaber.

[Boba Fett sucks]: The fuck?

[Jabba the Slut]: but then he gets but then
that Dax is a Dax.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I think
it's DAX. Or is

[Give yourself a hand]: Thanks.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it DAX?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Dex.

[Jabba the Slut]: But Dax surely dies when he
gets stepped on by the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Smushed.

[Jabba the Slut]: AT

[Boba Fett sucks]: The AT&T,

[Jabba the Slut]: walker,

[Give yourself a hand]: Yes.

[Jabba the Slut]: right?

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah. He's dead.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No

[Boba Fett sucks]: For

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: remorse.

[Boba Fett sucks]: sure.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No

[Give yourself a hand]: So.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Sarah

[Boba Fett sucks]: No,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: McLaughlin

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think, I think.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: playing
in the background for Dax.

[Give yourself a hand]: Nah, we don't care.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think Matt's question is
if it's like, you know, reckless neglect, murder

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: or something like that.

[Give yourself a hand]: It's not

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: war

[Give yourself a hand]: murder,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: time.

[Give yourself a hand]: he didn't plan on doing
it, but he took advantage of it so it's manslaughter.

[Jabba the Slut]: He's like, Dax, no! He's like,
Luke, help me. No, Dax, you're dead!

[Boba Fett sucks]: No you're dead!

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh god,

[Boba Fett sucks]: You

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Heh.

[Jabba the Slut]: it's

[Boba Fett sucks]: died

[Jabba the Slut]: so horrible.

[Boba Fett sucks]: so long ago! You died so
long ago I can't do anything

[Jabba the Slut]: It's so

[Boba Fett sucks]: about

[Jabba the Slut]: sad.

[Boba Fett sucks]: it!

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh, ADAD coming right here.
Oh no! Oh, he squished, oh no. Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Just

[Jabba the Slut]: You have to

[Give yourself a hand]: Look,

[Boba Fett sucks]: using the lightsaber

[Give yourself a hand]: look

[Boba Fett sucks]: as like a...

[Give yourself a hand]: uses the force

[Jabba the Slut]: put

[Give yourself a hand]: to move the foot.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehe hehehehehe hehehe hehehe he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he

[Jabba the Slut]: on him. Well, this is awkward.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh no! He's just sliding
it under the AT-AT. Oh no! He's dead! No, look!

[Boba Fett sucks]: I'm alive! Shut up! You're
dead! Nooooo!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: This is...
I

[Jabba the Slut]: Right before that,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: done

[Jabba the Slut]: Dax

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it.

[Jabba the Slut]: was like, I'm thinking about
asking Leia out. He's like, yeah, good idea,

[Jabba the Slut]: good idea.

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh no, Dax, you're dead. Nobody

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I want
to

[Jabba the Slut]: bangs

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: know what

[Jabba the Slut]: my

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was

[Jabba the Slut]: sister

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: going through

[Jabba the Slut]: but

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the

[Jabba the Slut]: me.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: mind. Yeah,
like that's totally the mindset. You just like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: opened
up the door into Luke's mindset, leading up

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to Dax's
that he's like, I can't have, I've gone so

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: far. I
can't have, I mean, I'm just gonna have to

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: add another,
another body to my co-pilot tallying. So, I'm

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: just gonna
call it workplace wartime hazard. AT-AT, what

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: happened?

[Boba Fett sucks]: I'm sure.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Because
no one asks about Dax ever

[Jabba the Slut]: Nobody,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: more

[Jabba the Slut]: nobody

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: from there,

[Jabba the Slut]: at

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: right?

[Jabba the Slut]: no.

[Boba Fett sucks]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No

[Boba Fett sucks]: true,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: one.

[Boba Fett sucks]: nobody asks, they just assume
he's dead.

[Give yourself a hand]: Maybe, so maybe Luke
didn't kill him. Maybe like before he goes

[Give yourself a hand]: out there, the general's
like, hey Luke, can I talk to you for a second?

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: So Dax

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, he

[Give yourself a hand]: sucks.

[Boba Fett sucks]: needs to go.

[Jabba the Slut]: He takes

[Give yourself a hand]: Can you

[Jabba the Slut]: all

[Give yourself a hand]: just make sure he doesn't
come back from this

[Jabba the Slut]: there's

[Give yourself a hand]: mission?

[Jabba the Slut]: donuts

[Give yourself a hand]: Know what I'm

[Jabba the Slut]: in

[Give yourself a hand]: saying?

[Jabba the Slut]: the office.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: He eats them

[Give yourself a hand]: Wink,

[Jabba the Slut]: all. He

[Give yourself a hand]: wink.

[Jabba the Slut]: doesn't share any of the donuts.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: He takes them.

[Boba Fett sucks]: You know,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They're
hard to

[Jabba the Slut]: It's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: replicate.

[Jabba the Slut]: a one donut

[Boba Fett sucks]: you know

[Jabba the Slut]: per

[Boba Fett sucks]: why?

[Jabba the Slut]: person system and he's going
three, four deep. That's a line.

[Boba Fett sucks]: You know why that's very
credible as a theory? Because unlike basically

[Boba Fett sucks]: every single other person,
he's not like commander Dax or general Dax.

[Boba Fett sucks]: He's just Dax.

[Jabba the Slut]: Stacks Potter.

[Boba Fett sucks]: So it's like nobody likes
him.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Nobody likes him. I think
your theory is right, man. Someone called some

[Boba Fett sucks]: general somewhere, because
they have like, all of them are generals. Dax

[Boba Fett sucks]: just needs to go. Just make
sure he doesn't.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: only one
he's a Jared

[Jabba the Slut]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: of

[Jabba the Slut]: picture

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the

[Jabba the Slut]: Dax being like,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: of the
rebellion

[Jabba the Slut]: in a meeting, he'd be like,
but guys, the Imperial has some good points.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Jabba the Slut]: And I just think

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Jabba the Slut]: we should hear

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: them out. And they're like,
okay, yeah, for sure, Dax.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: You guys tried this
jelly donut? No, Dak, you eat them all.

[Jabba the Slut]: No, we didn't get any.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: See, the Death Star's a lot
like a jelly donut. Inside,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: the juicy, juicy set.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh,

[Jabba the Slut]: Dax, you're flying with Luke
today.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: careful
that because the

[Boba Fett sucks]: And

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: last

[Boba Fett sucks]: just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: lesson

[Boba Fett sucks]: throw

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you

[Boba Fett sucks]: them,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: make sure

[Boba Fett sucks]: just throw them, you know
what? Stick decks where our 2D2 would go and

[Boba Fett sucks]: just leave them

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: there.

[Jabba the Slut]: he always gets shot there.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wow.

[Jabba the Slut]: So,

[Boba Fett sucks]: So

[Jabba the Slut]: short

[Boba Fett sucks]: yes,

[Jabba the Slut]: answer.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Dirk.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think he was just following
orders, but

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Boba Fett sucks]: yes, he

[Jabba the Slut]: It

[Boba Fett sucks]: did

[Jabba the Slut]: was a political

[Boba Fett sucks]: definitely

[Jabba the Slut]: assassination.

[Boba Fett sucks]: murder Dax.

[Give yourself a hand]: Now that explains why
nothing happens to Luke. No

[Jabba the Slut]: No,

[Give yourself a hand]: one's

[Jabba the Slut]: no.

[Give yourself a hand]: like, hey,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: why did Dax die? There's
no inquiry into Dax death. It's just like,

[Give yourself a hand]: it just moves on.

[Boba Fett sucks]: No, no.

[Jabba the Slut]: He walks back, there's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: seconds.

[Jabba the Slut]: a- if you notice there's like
a little wink at one point when he comes back.

[Jabba the Slut]: And then he offers him a-
Yeah. And they have the- And then they go,

[Jabba the Slut]: Jelly donut? Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: He just gives

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you did.

[Give yourself a hand]: the general the finger
guns, he's like

[Boba Fett sucks]: Pew pew yeah!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And then
it

[Boba Fett sucks]: There's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: fades.

[Boba Fett sucks]: enough for everybody now!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That's

[Give yourself a hand]: All right.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the director's
cut.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's

[Give yourself a hand]: great.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: Now

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: alternate

[Give yourself a hand]: I love it.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: ending.

[Jabba the Slut]: We

[Boba Fett sucks]: This

[Jabba the Slut]: all

[Boba Fett sucks]: is

[Jabba the Slut]: missed.

[Boba Fett sucks]: great investigative journalism
here.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay, next question.
The Rebellion appears to... or they make the

[Give yourself a hand]: Rebellion out to not
have money, not have funds, like they're going

[Give yourself a hand]: planet to planet, running
from the Empire, have not enough resources

[Give yourself a hand]: to get things done.
Yet, you know, they're dishing out X-Wings,

[Give yourself a hand]: Luke just shows up,
give him a brand new X-Wing. Don't ask for

[Give yourself a hand]: credentials, don't ask
any questions. They've got this planet Hoth,

[Give yourself a hand]: like they've got like
a complete underground bunker. They've got

[Give yourself a hand]: all these defenses set
up. I just want to know like, how is, what

[Give yourself a hand]: is the rebellion doing
to fund this? Like are they, they're selling

[Give yourself a hand]: NFTs? Um, how are they,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh no!

[Give yourself a hand]: how are they getting
this done?

[Jabba the Slut]: No

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmhmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: one's cheering for them now.
NFTs for everyone when we take over

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha.

[Jabba the Slut]: the galaxy.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Huzzah!

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: You'll have all the JPEGs
you'll dream of. We're

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh, we're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: FINALLY!

[Boba Fett sucks]: gonna make bank! We're gonna
make bank!

[Jabba the Slut]: going to the moon, baby.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And this
is why

[Boba Fett sucks]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Dax,

[Boba Fett sucks]: a good question.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yeah, it's

[Boba Fett sucks]: Because

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: why

[Boba Fett sucks]: like, every, like all of
their technology is garbage, right? There's

[Boba Fett sucks]: nothing ever new. Like the
Empire, everything is like pristine and nice

[Boba Fett sucks]: and like polished and everything
the rebellion has seems like it went through

[Boba Fett sucks]: at least a couple of garbage
dumps. Somebody wiped their asses

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, it's

[Boba Fett sucks]: with

[Jabba the Slut]: like six.

[Boba Fett sucks]: some

[Jabba the Slut]: It's

[Boba Fett sucks]: parts.

[Jabba the Slut]: like six generation ships.
You know, it's like the old

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: iPhones. Like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm...

[Jabba the Slut]: they're rocking iPhone 13's
and they have like iPhone

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah...

[Jabba the Slut]: twos. They're just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They're

[Jabba the Slut]: making

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: not

[Jabba the Slut]: it work.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that sleek.
And like, especially when you think about...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Is it just a matter of there
being a lot of half-useful garbage that they...

[Boba Fett sucks]: Because remember when the
Millennium Falcon is hiding

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Boba Fett sucks]: a bug on the star? They're
so incompetent, those fuckers. But anyway,

[Boba Fett sucks]: when it goes like, oh, if
they follow Imperial standard procedure, they're

[Boba Fett sucks]: going to dump their garbage
before jumping to light speed. Maybe... that

[Boba Fett sucks]: garbage is stuff that they
can actually use. And that's how like the rebellion

[Boba Fett sucks]: just goes around towing garbage
around,

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: trying to find

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Boba Fett sucks]: useful shit.

[Jabba the Slut]: it's a good point. It's a
very wasteful galaxy. I

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: don't see a lot of recycling.
I don't the dump that they hide in the first

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: posting.

[Jabba the Slut]: movie. It's just a bunch of
metal and shit.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Composting.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: done.

[Give yourself a hand]: They literally just
piss all like the metal shit from the starstras.

[Give yourself a hand]: There's like get out
of here to space get

[Jabba the Slut]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: fucked

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, just leave it there.
Like, can you imagine how fucking, like, it's

[Boba Fett sucks]: just a trash dump in space.
Like, you take off from a planet, you will

[Boba Fett sucks]: run into like toilets and
shit floating

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: Just

[Boba Fett sucks]: in

[Jabba the Slut]: going

[Boba Fett sucks]: space.

[Jabba the Slut]: light

[Boba Fett sucks]: I don't

[Jabba the Slut]: speed

[Boba Fett sucks]: know.

[Jabba the Slut]: in like a little stray

[Give yourself a hand]: Hehehehe,

[Jabba the Slut]: bolt,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Turd.

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah!

[Jabba the Slut]: like a little

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: screw in space just right
through your head.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Well, it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: or

[Give yourself a hand]: a good

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like

[Give yourself a hand]: point

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: turds.

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer. They make a
big deal over like plotting hyperspace points.

[Give yourself a hand]: It's like dangerous
You can't just like fly through a moon or something

[Give yourself a hand]: But like there's some
trash ever in space that floats

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: around can't go through
a moon But can go through a space turn blow

[Give yourself a hand]: up your ship

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: But

[Jabba the Slut]: Yes! Sir,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: bricks.

[Jabba the Slut]: another one down from the
space turds!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Sif Lord

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: butt bricks.
Oh

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: my God.

[Jabba the Slut]: I think it's safe to say their
ships are made of Imperial garbage. And

[Give yourself a hand]: Face turds.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: yeah, it's just, it's just,
and also like a lot of the planets they go

[Jabba the Slut]: to, there's just trash everywhere
and the trash

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: is all metal.

[Boba Fett sucks]: everything is like, yeah,
it's like scrap metal everywhere. There's always

[Boba Fett sucks]: some junker doing something.

[Jabba the Slut]: And I feel like you take down

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: one of those Star Destroyers.
You got enough material to make like 10, not

[Jabba the Slut]: even 10. It would be like
20 X-Wings.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh, much more,

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, those

[Boba Fett sucks]: much

[Jabba the Slut]: things are

[Boba Fett sucks]: more.

[Jabba the Slut]: gigantic, so there you go.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah. They're like a kilometer,
like in length, the small ones.

[Give yourself a hand]: actually.

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh, yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: BLEH

[Boba Fett sucks]: Well, yeah. I mean, I had
to at one point, right?

[Jabba the Slut]: They, uh, yeah. So there's
your answer, sir. You're welcome.

[Give yourself a hand]: Thank you. Let's segue
to a bit of a lighter topic. Does Luke deserve

[Give yourself a hand]: to get his hand cut
off?

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm going to go ahead and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and

[Jabba the Slut]: close the video.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Is it a lighter topic because
he lost the way of his of the hands

[Give yourself a hand]: Maybe.

[Boba Fett sucks]: that way? Okay

[Jabba the Slut]: So the question is, does Luke
deserve to have his hand sliced off by the

[Jabba the Slut]: end

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: by

[Give yourself a hand]: so

[Jabba the Slut]: his

[Give yourself a hand]: spoiler

[Jabba the Slut]: father?

[Give yourself a hand]: alerts if you haven't
watched this, what is this? It came out in

[Give yourself a hand]: like early 80s, so it's
like a ffff...

[Boba Fett sucks]: No, it's literally our age,
man.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That's

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: not a

[Give yourself a hand]: so

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: spoiler

[Give yourself a hand]: it's

[Boba Fett sucks]: 1980.

[Give yourself a hand]: a 40-

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: alert.

[Give yourself a hand]: spoiler alert if you
haven't watched this 42 year old movie.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: Luke gets

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: fail.

[Give yourself a hand]: his hand cut off at
the end of the movie. And I'm just wondering

[Give yourself a hand]: if like he deserves
it, because he's like, he goes to Yoda to get

[Give yourself a hand]: groomed and...

[Boba Fett sucks]: Runs away

[Give yourself a hand]: He runs away,

[Boba Fett sucks]: wisely.

[Give yourself a hand]: which is smart,

[Jabba the Slut]: Also,

[Give yourself a hand]: but as-

[Jabba the Slut]: I

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: think Yoda also says he's
too old.

[Give yourself a hand]: He

[Jabba the Slut]: If

[Give yourself a hand]: does.

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm not mistaken.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh yeah, 100%.

[Give yourself a hand]: Anyways, he goes and
leaves Yoda and he doesn't finish his training,

[Give yourself a hand]: right? He's like, and
then I was like, oh, if he, if you don't finish

[Give yourself a hand]: your training, you're
going to die or save them and blah. Anyways,

[Give yourself a hand]: but he goes and gets
his hand chopped off because he's ill prepared

[Give yourself a hand]: to like face Vader.
So like, does he deserve it? Like did he get

[Give yourself a hand]: what he deserves?

[Jabba the Slut]: Did that accomplish

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think

[Jabba the Slut]: anything?

[Boba Fett sucks]: so.

[Jabba the Slut]: Does him going there accomplish
anything?

[Boba Fett sucks]: No.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He was
impetuous and didn't have

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: any sort
of plan whatsoever but to go and see

[Boba Fett sucks]: Well,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: what happens.
Like,

[Boba Fett sucks]: I mean,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it's classic,

[Boba Fett sucks]: it.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'll close,
but it's like this. Luke fucked around and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: so he found

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: out.

[Give yourself a hand]: you did.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Found out, yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: You just fuck around

[Boba Fett sucks]: for

[Jabba the Slut]: and find

[Boba Fett sucks]: sure.

[Jabba the Slut]: out.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Because like the whole point,
like being half serious for a second, the whole

[Boba Fett sucks]: point is that Yoda said,
yeah, let your friends die because it's for

[Boba Fett sucks]: the best for

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: if you
believe

[Boba Fett sucks]: like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in what

[Boba Fett sucks]: you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: they're
fighting

[Boba Fett sucks]: and the galaxy.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: for.

[Jabba the Slut]: You want him to have any

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: connections to the outside

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: world?

[Boba Fett sucks]: of course, of course. But
then Luke is like, fuck this, I'm not gonna

[Boba Fett sucks]: let my friends die even if
I suffer in the process. So that's kind of

[Boba Fett sucks]: the reason why he goes. But
to answer your question, he wasn't prepared,

[Boba Fett sucks]: so I think he got what he
deserved, you know, to Chris's point. Fucking

[Boba Fett sucks]: around happened and then
finding out happened.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, um,

[Boba Fett sucks]: It just follows.

[Jabba the Slut]: he

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He

[Jabba the Slut]: did,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: did.

[Jabba the Slut]: he did deserve it after what
he did to Dax.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah. Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: see,

[Boba Fett sucks]: it's karma.

[Give yourself a hand]: Cava.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it's

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the will

[Jabba the Slut]: That was just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: of the

[Jabba the Slut]: karma.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: force,
you might say. Balance.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, and then

[Give yourself a hand]: But

[Jabba the Slut]: that's when

[Give yourself a hand]: we

[Jabba the Slut]: Vader

[Give yourself a hand]: just said

[Jabba the Slut]: said,

[Give yourself a hand]: Dak

[Jabba the Slut]: is

[Give yourself a hand]: deserved to die.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ah, ah,

[Jabba the Slut]: that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: ah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: true?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: People

[Jabba the Slut]: That

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: need

[Jabba the Slut]: Vader's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: jelly

[Jabba the Slut]: like,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: donuts.

[Jabba the Slut]: Vader's like, that was for
Dax.

[Boba Fett sucks]: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Jabba the Slut]: How do you know?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You never
leave a wingman behind,

[Boba Fett sucks]: As

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: son.

[Boba Fett sucks]: as he was as he was pelting
Luke With in slow motion

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: with like boxes. This is
for Dax and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Boba Fett sucks]: this is for Dax

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And that's
for Dax. And that's

[Give yourself a hand]: Yep.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: for Dax.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay.

[Jabba the Slut]: And you should leave because
I don't want my son near the Emperor!

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha ha.

[Boba Fett sucks]: No, he wants him. He's gotten
into the grooming thing

[Jabba the Slut]: That's

[Boba Fett sucks]: too.

[Jabba the Slut]: true.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's how DP's in.
He's just like off ramp as kids.

[Jabba the Slut]: He's... Yeah, he's

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: deep in the

[Give yourself a hand]: is

[Jabba the Slut]: grooming

[Give yourself a hand]: fucked.

[Jabba the Slut]: cult.

[Boba Fett sucks]: And also remember when Luke
decides to actually go and then Obi-Wan says,

[Boba Fett sucks]: oh, he's our only hope. And
Yola's like, no, there is one more. It's like,

[Boba Fett sucks]: so he's like, ah, one leaves,
we have another kid. It's going

[Jabba the Slut]: There

[Boba Fett sucks]: to be fine.

[Jabba the Slut]: is another.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Plenty of kids to

[Jabba the Slut]: There's

[Boba Fett sucks]: groom

[Jabba the Slut]: another

[Boba Fett sucks]: here.

[Jabba the Slut]: child.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I mean, train here.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-mm.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Anyway.

[Give yourself a hand]: Moving on! Uh, where
are we at? Oh, hey, um, everybody knows Lobot,

[Give yourself a hand]: right? The dude with

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: like

[Jabba the Slut]: No.

[Give yourself a hand]: the, the headphones
on, on Bespin.

[Jabba the Slut]: Everybody knows Lobot.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Cloud City's

[Boba Fett sucks]: David

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: number...

[Boba Fett sucks]: Lopan? From Big Trouble Little
China?

[Give yourself a hand]: Uh, no?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Okay.

[Give yourself a hand]: The

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Cloud

[Give yourself a hand]: cloud

[Jabba the Slut]: It's.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: City's

[Give yourself a hand]: cities.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: number
one DJ, bringing you all your favorite rebellious,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I mean
all of your cloud

[Boba Fett sucks]: HAHAHAHAHAHA

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: farming
manufacturing hits.

[Give yourself a hand]: He's a drive

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: One station.

[Give yourself a hand]: time shock rock DJ,
Lobot.

[Jabba the Slut]: little button sounds like
a Decepticon.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I've got
you covered.

[Give yourself a hand]: Lobot doesn't talk to
anybody ever.

[Jabba the Slut]: Does he

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: except

[Jabba the Slut]: not?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: for when
he's on

[Boba Fett sucks]: Right.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the radio.
He's on- when he's on the radio,

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he's

[Give yourself a hand]: when

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in

[Give yourself a hand]: he's on

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the-

[Give yourself a hand]: the radio, but when
he's not on the radio, he's just hanging out

[Give yourself a hand]: with Lando.

[Jabba the Slut]: Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Give yourself a hand]: He doesn't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: really talk or say much.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: So,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: LOL

[Give yourself a hand]: Lobot,

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ha!

[Give yourself a hand]: he doesn't talk to people.
He barely acknowledges Lando. He's like around,

[Give yourself a hand]: but kind of stares through
him at times and like once in a while acknowledges

[Give yourself a hand]: him. I assume he can't
hear Lando at all. Because he's a DJ, he's

[Give yourself a hand]: always looking for the
next hits to play for his fans. I just want

[Give yourself a hand]: to know what is he listening
to on his headphones, that thing that's wrapped

[Give yourself a hand]: around his head that
keeps him distracted from doing his actual

[Give yourself a hand]: job, whatever it was.

[Jabba the Slut]: What's he listening to on
his beats by Dre?

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, K-I-I-S, easy listening
FM. That's what it's listening to. It's easy

[Boba Fett sucks]: listening all the time.

[Jabba the Slut]: I think he's just

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh, haha, the Benny Hill
theme song! That's just in loop. Ha ha ha!

[Jabba the Slut]: I think he's just listening
to

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: What are
you listening to, little bot? You wouldn't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: know it.

[Boba Fett sucks]: You wouldn't

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: understand

[Jabba the Slut]: you.

[Boba Fett sucks]: it

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, you wouldn't get it.
It's it's an on the on the down. Let's see.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah Do you think that's
why he's just always glaring

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: because he's pretending to
listen but he's like actually just listening

[Boba Fett sucks]: to his beats

[Give yourself a hand]: So is he listening to
the guys in the Mos Eisley Cantina or is he

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: listening to Max Rebo,
the blue elephant from Jabba the Hutz Palace?

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh God. The one with the guy
who's like

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think

[Jabba the Slut]: DABA

[Boba Fett sucks]: he's

[Jabba the Slut]: DOOBIE

[Boba Fett sucks]: listening

[Jabba the Slut]: DABA DOOBIE DABADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOBADOOB

[Boba Fett sucks]: to... Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm gonna get

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh

[Give yourself a hand]: it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: George

[Boba Fett sucks]: he's listening.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Lucas edition?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ha ha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh.

[Boba Fett sucks]: ha.

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm sorry.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And then
there was an

[Boba Fett sucks]: his

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: alien woman
as well. I think they added her

[Give yourself a hand]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in

[Give yourself a hand]: the one

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: one

[Give yourself a hand]: he's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: of the...

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: talking about.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh,

[Jabba the Slut]: yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I thought
there

[Jabba the Slut]: no,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was a...

[Boba Fett sucks]: He's listening

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Okay,

[Boba Fett sucks]: to

[Jabba the Slut]: there's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: the

[Jabba the Slut]: a woman and like a

[Boba Fett sucks]: music

[Jabba the Slut]: very gay

[Boba Fett sucks]: from that band of the first
episode of Star Wars Visions. He has bad

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh

[Boba Fett sucks]: taste,

[Jabba the Slut]: god.

[Boba Fett sucks]: basically.

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh my God.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: That's a deep cut, but it's

[Give yourself a hand]: This

[Jabba the Slut]: terrible.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I know.

[Give yourself a hand]: guy, this guy, you know
what? We're done with this question. Luciano

[Give yourself a hand]: ruined

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I was

[Give yourself a hand]: it.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: gonna say

[Jabba the Slut]: You...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: chill-

[Boba Fett sucks]: My work

[Jabba the Slut]: you... you

[Boba Fett sucks]: here

[Jabba the Slut]: ruined

[Boba Fett sucks]: is done!

[Jabba the Slut]: it so

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I was

[Jabba the Slut]: much.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: gonna say
sped up chill hop, but those answers were so

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: much better.

[Give yourself a hand]: The worst. Okay, next
question.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Sped up jobs.

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm gonna go.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Fucking hell. Ha ha.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Think about
that.

[Give yourself a hand]: You're all familiar

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Let

[Give yourself a hand]: with

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: marinate.

[Give yourself a hand]: back to tank, correct?
The back to tank shows up at the end of this

[Give yourself a hand]: movie. They, they stuff
Luke into it. Actually beginning movie.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah!

[Give yourself a hand]: They stuff him into
it when he comes in from, from being frozen

[Give yourself a hand]: on Hoth.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Right.

[Give yourself a hand]: Um, and he's bobbing
around and twitching out and shit. Um, we also

[Give yourself a hand]: see the back to tank
used in other movies heavily in the Boba Fett

[Give yourself a hand]: series. He like lives
in there and Boba

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Obi-Wan.

[Give yourself a hand]: has a, just a ton of
like, we're calling the memories, but maybe

[Give yourself a hand]: stripping out. We don't
know, but I want to know like what. The back

[Give yourself a hand]: to is healing you but
like what is the back to doing to you on a

[Give yourself a hand]: mental level while you
float around that goo?

[Jabba the Slut]: First

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: There's

[Jabba the Slut]: of

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: gotta

[Jabba the Slut]: all, it's not

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: be.

[Jabba the Slut]: goo, it's essential oils.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh no.

[Jabba the Slut]: Mixed

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay?

[Jabba the Slut]: with

[Boba Fett sucks]: It's frankincense,

[Jabba the Slut]: psychosobin

[Boba Fett sucks]: it's frankincense.

[Jabba the Slut]: or whatever the fuck is in
mushrooms. So

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: what's it called? Psychosobin?
Psych...

[Boba Fett sucks]: Silo so, silo so, silo so
good,

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh, I

[Jabba the Slut]: It's

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: thought

[Jabba the Slut]: that.

[Give yourself a hand]: it was the Vagina candle
from Goop. My bad.

[Jabba the Slut]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Jabba the Slut]: melted

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh my

[Jabba the Slut]: and

[Boba Fett sucks]: god.

[Jabba the Slut]: poured in there too. That's
to enhance the

[Boba Fett sucks]: That's when you're really

[Jabba the Slut]: experience.

[Boba Fett sucks]: hurt. That's the only time
they use that.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jelly

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: donut jam
and Boston cream donut cream.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's,

[Jabba the Slut]: That's what Dax

[Boba Fett sucks]: So

[Jabba the Slut]: was

[Give yourself a hand]: that's,

[Jabba the Slut]: doing with all those donuts.

[Give yourself a hand]: that's in your mind.
That's just floating in your mind.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's inceptioned.

[Boba Fett sucks]: the one thing we can say
that is for sure that happens to you while

[Boba Fett sucks]: you're in there is you're
having aggressive psychosexual hallucinations

[Boba Fett sucks]: for sure.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Judge Dredd
level?

[Jabba the Slut]: like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I

[Jabba the Slut]: it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: mean,

[Jabba the Slut]: like

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: no,

[Give yourself a hand]: god.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like a
demolition man. Like put these on!

[Boba Fett sucks]: Demolition man.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: AHH!

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, exactly.

[Jabba the Slut]: I just picture in Boba Fett
it's like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's Andrew
Bullock.

[Jabba the Slut]: put on your diaper and strap
in go for a ride

[Boba Fett sucks]: That's why he needs a diaper,
because all kinds of shit happened

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Boba Fett sucks]: there. Literally.

[Jabba the Slut]: don't go in a back to tank
without your diaper you never know what's

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: gonna happen in there

[Give yourself a hand]: haha

[Boba Fett sucks]: you think it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You don't

[Boba Fett sucks]: underwear,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: know what's
gonna

[Boba Fett sucks]: it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: come

[Boba Fett sucks]: just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: out.

[Boba Fett sucks]: like, it's all made of plastic
so it can hold the fluids.

[Jabba the Slut]: Uh, um, yeah, it's a, it's,
it's a drug tank and they're tripping balls

[Jabba the Slut]: much like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: some

[Jabba the Slut]: a,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: sped up.
Yeah, yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: much like Luke on that planet
when he saw himself. He's like, what am I back

[Jabba the Slut]: in the back to take? This

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[Jabba the Slut]: is trippy

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wow,

[Jabba the Slut]: shit.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I don't
know, sooner than I thought. And then there's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like, there's
a, cause it's a somewhat of a harrowing process,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like having
accelerated healing going on, right? So

[Boba Fett sucks]: A

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like

[Boba Fett sucks]: heroin process?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: harrowing.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I know, I know.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And like,
don't forget, like, what are people, what do

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: people
hear when they're, they're in all five senses,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: right?
We covered a number of them, but what do you

[Boba Fett sucks]: Spat

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hear?

[Boba Fett sucks]: up,

[Jabba the Slut]: It was a bit...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Sped

[Boba Fett sucks]: spat

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: up enya,

[Boba Fett sucks]: up psycho pup.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: sped up
enya.

[Jabba the Slut]: Now

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm so

[Jabba the Slut]: I wanna

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: happy

[Jabba the Slut]: be with

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that

[Jabba the Slut]: you!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: still

[Boba Fett sucks]: my

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: with you,

[Boba Fett sucks]: God.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and I'm
so happy that I'm with you.

[Jabba the Slut]: That sounds like torture.

[Give yourself a hand]: I actually think that
just hear what all three of you did at the

[Give yourself a hand]: same time.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, yeah!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: truer words
were never spoken.

[Give yourself a hand]: How, so like, is there,
you think there's that, like if that's happening,

[Give yourself a hand]: do you think there's
a max amount of back to tank time you can get

[Give yourself a hand]: before you're just like,
you come out crazy?

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: it's like the Joe

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: Rogan

[Boba Fett sucks]: look up.

[Jabba the Slut]: sensory deprivation tank.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: You go in there too long and
what

[Give yourself a hand]: You

[Jabba the Slut]: happened

[Give yourself a hand]: go

[Jabba the Slut]: to him

[Give yourself a hand]: full

[Jabba the Slut]: will happen

[Give yourself a hand]: Joe

[Boba Fett sucks]: What?

[Jabba the Slut]: to

[Give yourself a hand]: Rogan.

[Jabba the Slut]: you. You go full Joe Rogan.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Why

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: do

[Jabba the Slut]: exactly.

[Boba Fett sucks]: you? Why do you think Boba
Fett looks like he does in his series? It's

[Boba Fett sucks]: just

[Jabba the Slut]: He's like, dude,

[Boba Fett sucks]: too much back

[Jabba the Slut]: I've

[Boba Fett sucks]: to

[Jabba the Slut]: been

[Boba Fett sucks]: think.

[Jabba the Slut]: just fucking going hard on
elk meat.

[Give yourself a hand]: hahahaha

[Boba Fett sucks]: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Jabba the Slut]: Fucking Magic Monster's man.
And I've seen the world through another lens,

[Jabba the Slut]: bro. You know,

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay

[Jabba the Slut]: have you ever seen a bear
fight a wolf? Just never

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: go full Joe Rogan.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I just
want to ask you

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: something.
I just want to ask you something boba like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: based on
The amount of time you spent in this in back

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to tanks.
Tell me have you ever craved placenta?

[Jabba the Slut]: Dude, don't even talk about

[Boba Fett sucks]: Jesus

[Jabba the Slut]: placenta

[Boba Fett sucks]: Christ.

[Jabba the Slut]: like it's like it's a weird
thing. OK, OK. Have you ever

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oi oi

[Jabba the Slut]: if you've seen that video
of like a Neanderthal,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Uh...

[Jabba the Slut]: like the one that was like
the missing link, it's out there,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: man. It's out there, man.
And I'm just I don't know for sure. I'm just

[Jabba the Slut]: asking questions. Just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Uh-huh.

[Jabba the Slut]: ask me questions.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Why did Boba turn fully into
Joe Rogan now?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm

[Jabba the Slut]: because

[Give yourself a hand]: Because he

[Jabba the Slut]: he

[Give yourself a hand]: spent too much time
in the back

[Jabba the Slut]: was

[Give yourself a hand]: of the tank.

[Jabba the Slut]: in the den of

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ah,

[Jabba the Slut]: sensory

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: See?

[Jabba the Slut]: deprivation,

[Boba Fett sucks]: okay,

[Jabba the Slut]: I think.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You come

[Boba Fett sucks]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: out,

[Boba Fett sucks]: see.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you come
out Joe Roganed.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, that's bad.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's the
Rogan effect.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh no.

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: experience

[Jabba the Slut]: not saying the earth

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: effect.

[Jabba the Slut]: is flat, but I'm just putting
the question out there.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: mean like
if you just rub placenta juice over your lower

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: half of
your face

[Boba Fett sucks]: What the fuck is up with
you and Placenta,

[Jabba the Slut]: Blitz-blitz.

[Boba Fett sucks]: dude?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Because

[Boba Fett sucks]: I know.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he had
a guest. He had a guest who showed up like

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh no.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah Hey,

[Jabba the Slut]: Don't knock it till you try
it, man.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: so that's
boba, you know

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: Why

[Give yourself a hand]: that's...

[Jabba the Slut]: do you think

[Give yourself a hand]: That's...

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm sipping?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's not
Clamado

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh!

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: that's happened.

[Jabba the Slut]: God, that's so gross.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh my

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Three

[Boba Fett sucks]: god.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: guesses!

[Jabba the Slut]: Take, take,

[Boba Fett sucks]: It's...

[Jabba the Slut]: take us away,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Bloody

[Jabba the Slut]: man.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Cl-

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mary on
the table!

[Boba Fett sucks]: It's...

[Jabba the Slut]: Get us

[Boba Fett sucks]: Clam

[Jabba the Slut]: outta here.

[Boba Fett sucks]: placenta juice.

[Give yourself a hand]: I want to ask you a
question about the movie we watched.

[Jabba the Slut]: One

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ha

[Jabba the Slut]: movie?

[Boba Fett sucks]: ha!

[Give yourself a hand]: The Empire Strikes Back.

[Jabba the Slut]: What now?

[Give yourself a hand]: Empire,

[Jabba the Slut]: Please!

[Give yourself a hand]: the Emperor's new groomers.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Ezra Miller,

[Give yourself a hand]: Why,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you sly
dog.

[Give yourself a hand]: why, so in the movie,
Luke goes missing and

[Jabba the Slut]: Mm-hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: there's a big to-do

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: made

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: sorry.

[Give yourself a hand]: around the blast doors.
Like you gotta close the blast doors overnight.

[Give yourself a hand]: What, like, what's the
deal with the blast doors? Cause once the doors

[Give yourself a hand]: are closed, it's like
you die is the impression they give you. Like

[Give yourself a hand]: you can't open them
for anything. Like, I just don't understand

[Give yourself a hand]: why it's such a big
deal. Like what if Han Solo or what if Luke

[Give yourself a hand]: came back 1 a.m. and
he's like, hey guys, I'm here. They're gonna

[Give yourself a hand]: be like, oh, sorry,
dude. Doors are closed for the night. Hope

[Give yourself a hand]: you have a good time
dying.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Guess

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha

[Boba Fett sucks]: you're

[Give yourself a hand]: ha ha.

[Boba Fett sucks]: dexed now!

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm going to go to

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hello?

[Jabba the Slut]: sleep.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I took
a wrong turn at that one or

[Jabba the Slut]: You know

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: two

[Jabba the Slut]: the rules.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: weeks.
Damn it.

[Jabba the Slut]: You know the rules and so
do I.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Uh... That's a good question

[Jabba the Slut]: I

[Boba Fett sucks]: though.

[Jabba the Slut]: think that the, if I'm not
mistaken at night there, it's so cold. You

[Jabba the Slut]: just die. Right. That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: why he had to go inside the,
uh, Tom

[Give yourself a hand]: bantha

[Jabba the Slut]: Tom.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Tom

[Give yourself a hand]: or so tonton

[Boba Fett sucks]: Tom.

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah but if that's true
hansolo should've died cause hansolo just dug

[Give yourself a hand]: a snow pit and he survived
so like i don't think he'd die that badly if

[Give yourself a hand]: he can get in some snow
and bunker down

[Jabba the Slut]: Hmm, that is a good point.
I think

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: they, um, they just have a
strict, uh, no policy, you know, rules are

[Jabba the Slut]: rules and policy is policy.
You don't want to deal with the fallout of

[Jabba the Slut]: a lawsuit. That's my answer.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Wait, who's gonna? Who's
gonna sue who?

[Jabba the Slut]: Fucking Daxwood.

[Boba Fett sucks]: No, he's dead, it's fine.

[Jabba the Slut]: He's

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Jabba the Slut]: not

[Give yourself a hand]: asked

[Jabba the Slut]: dead

[Give yourself a hand]: you

[Jabba the Slut]: yet.

[Give yourself a hand]: where they got their
funds from, we came up with nothing, so I don't

[Give yourself a hand]: know what you're suing
for.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, well, it's not nothing.
It's just that they're in

[Give yourself a hand]: Space

[Boba Fett sucks]: a

[Give yourself a hand]: junk.

[Boba Fett sucks]: trade

[Jabba the Slut]: Listen,

[Boba Fett sucks]: business

[Jabba the Slut]: if we're being

[Boba Fett sucks]: in

[Jabba the Slut]: serious.

[Boba Fett sucks]: a bent in a barter business

[Jabba the Slut]: They get their funds from
people who are undercover within the Empire.

[Jabba the Slut]: We learned this in the show
and or which you would know if you.

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh, the

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: woke

[Boba Fett sucks]: we did.

[Give yourself a hand]: liberal elite.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Literally,

[Jabba the Slut]: wake up

[Boba Fett sucks]: literally,

[Jabba the Slut]: people.

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[Boba Fett sucks]: that's literally

[Jabba the Slut]: Literally,

[Boba Fett sucks]: what it is.

[Jabba the Slut]: that is 100%

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I gotta

[Jabba the Slut]: accurate.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: say guys,
these Empire biscuits are not all they're cracked

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: up to be.
Have you ever tried rebellion wafers? I mean,

[Jabba the Slut]: Get him!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: they're...

[Give yourself a hand]: Shut

[Boba Fett sucks]: What the

[Give yourself a hand]: up,

[Boba Fett sucks]: fuck

[Give yourself a hand]: Dex!

[Boba Fett sucks]: are you talking about?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No, no,
I was talking, I was someone on the Empire

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: side talking.

[Give yourself a hand]: Fuck you, Dax.

[Jabba the Slut]: It's always tags.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So there's
the Dax on

[Boba Fett sucks]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: every

[Boba Fett sucks]: don't know.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: side. Yeah.
Okay.

[Boba Fett sucks]: So Matt, I think what the
problem is, is because it's so cold, the heating

[Boba Fett sucks]: is very expensive

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mhm.

[Boba Fett sucks]: inside that

[Jabba the Slut]: and they're

[Boba Fett sucks]: base.

[Jabba the Slut]: poor.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hydrobills.

[Boba Fett sucks]: If you keep opening the blast
doors

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Don't

[Boba Fett sucks]: when it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: let

[Boba Fett sucks]: cold,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: my heat

[Boba Fett sucks]: then

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: out!

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah

[Give yourself a hand]: No.

[Boba Fett sucks]: your heating

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Don't

[Boba Fett sucks]: bill

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: let

[Boba Fett sucks]: goes

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: out

[Boba Fett sucks]: up.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: all

[Boba Fett sucks]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: my

[Boba Fett sucks]: it.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: heat!

[Jabba the Slut]: There's a bond security guard
that's like, what are you raised in a barn?

[Jabba the Slut]: Close

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm sorry.

[Jabba the Slut]: that damn

[Boba Fett sucks]: hahahaha

[Jabba the Slut]: door!

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jared,
god damn it for the fifth time!

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, is

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: it?

[Give yourself a hand]: So it's basically that
Noah wants to deal with Jerry,

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: yelling

[Jabba the Slut]: yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: about

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: the heat loss. So

[Jabba the Slut]: it's

[Give yourself a hand]: they made

[Jabba the Slut]: the

[Give yourself a hand]: a strict

[Jabba the Slut]: angry dad.

[Give yourself a hand]: ball shit closing the
door.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Listen,
it's the Jerry, it's the J protocol, okay?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He's fucking,
he's the next Dax, I tell you. Dax ate all

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the jelly
donuts.

[Boba Fett sucks]: hahahaha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jerry won't
shut the fuck up about the heat and he keeps

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hogging
all the blankets, okay? We're ass out. Could

[Jabba the Slut]: Hey

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: someone?

[Jabba the Slut]: Jerry, Luke needs a new wingman!

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I knew
what?

[Jabba the Slut]: New

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I knew

[Jabba the Slut]: wingman!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: wig bed.

[Boba Fett sucks]: And your wingman.

[Jabba the Slut]: Wink!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh really?
Okay, well I'll make sure I lock it down and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: make sure
everything is totally insulated. Look at it,

[Boba Fett sucks]: We'll

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: space is

[Boba Fett sucks]: even

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: cold!

[Boba Fett sucks]: make sure that there's a
heated blanket up there

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Space

[Boba Fett sucks]: for you.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is cold!

[Boba Fett sucks]: So it can short out really
quickly. I mean, it can get really warm really

[Boba Fett sucks]: quickly.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Luke, have
you ever thought of using a hot water bottle

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: between
your groin when you fly?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Jesus I think I yeah, I think
look we just kill

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh,

[Boba Fett sucks]: him

[Jabba the Slut]: quit.

[Boba Fett sucks]: before taking

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: off

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I tell
ya!

[Boba Fett sucks]: Shut the shut the fuck up
Jerry

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I was

[Boba Fett sucks]: Jesus

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I was

[Boba Fett sucks]: Christ

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I was on
I was on and best been one time and this nice

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: fellow
There was easy just put the hot bottles on

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: my groin
inside a canteen at first I thought this is

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: not what
I was expecting, but you know what I Warmed

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: up to it

[Jabba the Slut]: Uh, Jerry, uh... BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah

[Jabba the Slut]: movie.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah, there's
too many, you can't, hydro is no joke in these

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: streets.

[Jabba the Slut]: Okay,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: And the
rebellion,

[Jabba the Slut]: Jerry.

[Boba Fett sucks]: In half.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a not,
for not, I'm not, I'm not Jerry anymore. Not

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: being

[Jabba the Slut]: You sound

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a not-for-profit.

[Jabba the Slut]: like him. You sound like him.
That's all I'm saying. You sound like him.

[Jabba the Slut]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You know

[Jabba the Slut]: all I'm saying.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: what? You,
go sit down and, go sit over there in the corner

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and drink
your not-climato.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's what Jerry would
say, is all I'm

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No, no,

[Give yourself a hand]: saying.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: no.

[Boba Fett sucks]: It is. Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Um, all right, I think
we've nailed most of this

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jelly!

[Give yourself a hand]: question. I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Donuts.

[Give yourself a hand]: think I have one, I
have

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I want

[Give yourself a hand]: one more.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: one.

[Give yourself a hand]: Uh, it's a quick one.
What

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'll

[Give yourself a hand]: is

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: get

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it

[Give yourself a hand]: appropriate?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: tomorrow.

[Give yourself a hand]: So like the, the empire
figures out that the rebellion is hiding out

[Give yourself a hand]: on Hoth. Uh, cause they
sent a little weird like droid that makes noises.

[Boba Fett sucks]: The probe.

[Give yourself a hand]: The probe.

[Boba Fett sucks]: The most hated enemy in any
Star Wars game ever.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, the one that C-3PO
can't understand what he's fucking saying

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They

[Give yourself a hand]: even

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: were

[Give yourself a hand]: though C-3PO

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: too big,

[Give yourself a hand]: knows

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: but they
were

[Give yourself a hand]: four

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: as big

[Give yourself a hand]: million

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: as the

[Give yourself a hand]: different

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: other.
I

[Give yourself a hand]: times

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: don't know.

[Give yourself a hand]: of communication. But
whatever, fuck you C-3PO. You should

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: get

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: out.

[Give yourself a hand]: daxed too.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yes, fuck you C3PO.

[Give yourself a hand]: But I want to know because
they show up and the Imperial Navy's, the advancement

[Give yourself a hand]: system goes into overdrive
after Vader kills Admiral or whatever and promotes

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ha ha

[Give yourself a hand]: Captain

[Boba Fett sucks]: ha!

[Give yourself a hand]: Piet, I don't know why
I remember his name, into being the Admiral.

[Give yourself a hand]: I can use math because
they popped out of hyperspace too close to

[Give yourself a hand]: the planet. What's the
right distance to show up to a planet before

[Give yourself a hand]: you assault it to destroy
a rebel base?

[Jabba the Slut]: 10.

[Give yourself a hand]: 10.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yes, 10, just 10.

[Jabba the Slut]: You know you know. So I'm
playing.

[Boba Fett sucks]: No,

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[Boba Fett sucks]: I

[Give yourself a hand]: don't

[Boba Fett sucks]: think...

[Give yourself a hand]: know that's why I asked
the question.

[Jabba the Slut]: Well, 10.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Well, quite

[Boba Fett sucks]: Uh

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: scientifically,
when you fuck around, you find out.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh my God.

[Jabba the Slut]: Here we go.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Okay, I'm gonna

[Give yourself a hand]: That's not

[Boba Fett sucks]: try

[Give yourself a hand]: a measurement.

[Boba Fett sucks]: to answer your actual question,
Matt. I'm gonna attempt

[Give yourself a hand]: All right.

[Boba Fett sucks]: it.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Let's talk
to Jerry.

[Boba Fett sucks]: 10,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh,

[Boba Fett sucks]: no, I'm

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: 10?

[Boba Fett sucks]: kidding.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: 10 parsecs?

[Boba Fett sucks]: I think the problem was that
the star destroyers are too big so they can

[Boba Fett sucks]: see them like from anywhere
in the planet. But like... I think Vader was

[Boba Fett sucks]: just hankering for someone
to kill. That's it. Like, if it wasn't, you

[Boba Fett sucks]: know, oh you got in too close,
it would say you got in too far and then they

[Boba Fett sucks]: had time to escape or the
Star Destroyer is sideways and I don't like

[Boba Fett sucks]: it or you know, it like makes
all the goo inside my egg drip. I don't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmhmm.

[Boba Fett sucks]: know. He was just looking
for someone to kill.

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: True.

[Give yourself a hand]: you're saying that the
bridges of Imperial Starter Strives are like

[Give yourself a hand]: prison yards. Invaders
comes in and sets the tone real quick with

[Give yourself a hand]: whatever reason. Murders

[Boba Fett sucks]: Exactly.

[Give yourself a hand]: the guy and then everyone

[Jabba the Slut]: Find

[Give yourself a hand]: works.

[Jabba the Slut]: the biggest guy

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: and knock him out.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: exactly.

[Jabba the Slut]: Then you're gonna know who's
in charge.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's essentially

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: like

[Boba Fett sucks]: that's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a

[Boba Fett sucks]: it.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Kobayashi
Maru, is that the correct enunciation?

[Jabba the Slut]: That is the worst

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh,

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, you got

[Boba Fett sucks]: oh

[Jabba the Slut]: analogy

[Boba Fett sucks]: my

[Give yourself a hand]: it.

[Boba Fett sucks]: god.

[Jabba the Slut]: though.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No, you
can't. There is no perfect distance because

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Vader is
still coming to kill you.

[Jabba the Slut]: that analogy is not apt

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: and I just regret

[Give yourself a hand]: Arrrr

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You know
what's

[Jabba the Slut]: it.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: not

[Boba Fett sucks]: Also,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: ass?

[Boba Fett sucks]: why?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Your face.

[Jabba the Slut]: It's not apt.

[Give yourself a hand]: that ass.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: The dummy
thick

[Boba Fett sucks]: Why did

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: ass.

[Boba Fett sucks]: he not kill the next captain
at the end when the Millennium Falcon actually

[Boba Fett sucks]: runs away? He just walks
away.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: He's like,
I've killed enough today. I mean, takes a lot

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: of...

[Boba Fett sucks]: I've met

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: the quota!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I've met

[Give yourself a hand]: I mean...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the quota
and like, you know, the force is... I do a

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: lot of
good stuff with the force, but I mean like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that kinder
egg is calling and I got a lot of pent-up

[Jabba the Slut]: Kinder eggs are

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Sith

[Jabba the Slut]: calling.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: frustration.
Whoa!

[Jabba the Slut]: I want to sit in some amniotic

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: fluid if you know what I mean

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh no.

[Give yourself a hand]: Gross.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Stir it
up!

[Give yourself a hand]: I do like the idea that
you always gotta keep them guessing, right,

[Give yourself a hand]: you can't just kill
everybody all the time.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[Jabba the Slut]: because

[Give yourself a hand]: you're like,

[Jabba the Slut]: then

[Give yourself a hand]: you

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ah,

[Jabba the Slut]: they're

[Give yourself a hand]: kill,

[Jabba the Slut]: gonna

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: be like, I quit.

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It'd

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: be comical
too.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I see. It's like mind games.
It's mind games.

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: He's got

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: to kill

[Boba Fett sucks]: okay.

[Jabba the Slut]: enough people that people
underneath they're like I'm gonna get moved

[Jabba the Slut]: up pretty quick But not too
many where they're like, but when I get there,

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm gonna just die too

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: You know, so they got there's
gonna be an incentive But also

[Give yourself a hand]: You gotta

[Jabba the Slut]: realistically

[Give yourself a hand]: think that as long as
you don't fuck up too badly,

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: you'll survive.

[Jabba the Slut]: and maybe sometime you'll
fuck up and he won't kill you because he's

[Jabba the Slut]: just you know, and then maybe
you like to get choked a little

[Give yourself a hand]: So

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh yeah, there's that too.

[Give yourself a hand]: this is a question I've

[Jabba the Slut]: lol

[Give yourself a hand]: been curious about,
but I've been scared to ask because

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh, you've

[Give yourself a hand]: of

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: been panting

[Give yourself a hand]: how

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: out,

[Give yourself a hand]: poorly

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you just...

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: this...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: ..jumping

[Give yourself a hand]: It's the last

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: at

[Give yourself a hand]: podcast,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the bit.

[Give yourself a hand]: so we can't get canceled.
We're already doing it to ourselves.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh my.

[Give yourself a hand]: Can someone, Lucy, do
you know roughly how many people are on the

[Give yourself a hand]: standard Imperial Star
Destroyer?

[Jabba the Slut]: 10.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: 166.

[Boba Fett sucks]: It's, I think it's 30,000
or 13,000,

[Give yourself a hand]: 13,000?

[Boba Fett sucks]: something like that.

[Give yourself a hand]: Okay, let's just go
with that

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: number. We'll look it
up to be accurate here. Of the 13,000 people

[Give yourself a hand]: that is on this ship,
you hear Vader is coming to your Star Destroyer

[Give yourself a hand]: because he's doing something.
He's gonna be there for a week. What percentage

[Give yourself a hand]: of people on the Star
Destroyer are clamoring to get on that bridge

[Give yourself a hand]: because they just wanna
be for sure. A little bit by Vader Daddy. Just

[Give yourself a hand]: a touch.

[Jabba the Slut]: My baby, my daddy Vader.

[Give yourself a hand]: Daddy Vader. Think,
like, I don't think everyone wants to go so

[Give yourself a hand]: far as to get the Inexcess
death. Was it Michael Hutchinson? Is that right?

[Give yourself a hand]: Michael Hutchins? The

[Jabba the Slut]: Yes.

[Give yourself a hand]: lead singer of Inexcess

[Boba Fett sucks]: Is it?

[Give yourself a hand]: where he autoreacted,
asphyxiated

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh,

[Give yourself a hand]: himself?

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah, yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Or like David

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: David

[Boba Fett sucks]: Carradine.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Carradine.

[Give yourself a hand]: Let's go with that.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: I don't think anybody
wants to go so far as a David Carradine, but

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: you know Just a little
a little something like you don't know how

[Give yourself a hand]: far he's gonna go. Is
he gonna is he gonna?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh, I

[Give yourself a hand]: Choke

[Boba Fett sucks]: see.

[Give yourself a hand]: him

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Is

[Give yourself a hand]: to

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he gonna

[Give yourself a hand]: death.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: finish
you

[Give yourself a hand]: You're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: off or

[Jabba the Slut]: Harder...

[Give yourself a hand]: gonna

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is he

[Give yourself a hand]: finish

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: just gonna

[Give yourself a hand]: you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: teach

[Give yourself a hand]: off

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you?

[Jabba the Slut]: Harder

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mm-hmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: Vatty. I mean, uh, I won't
do that again, sir. Uh... uh...

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, yeah and like

[Jabba the Slut]: don't stop.

[Give yourself a hand]: and if he really likes
you does he also help you in other places as

[Give yourself a hand]: he chokes you

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh no.

[Give yourself a hand]: It's just.

[Boba Fett sucks]: The force works in mysterious
ways.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You are
weak.

[Jabba the Slut]: The force works in mysterious
ways.

[Boba Fett sucks]: You gotta think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Actually.

[Boba Fett sucks]: that there's a good chunk
of those people who are like, gluttonous for

[Boba Fett sucks]: punishment that way, I think.

[Jabba the Slut]: Stenomaticus.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Like a good 30%, I

[Give yourself a hand]: 30%,

[Boba Fett sucks]: would say.

[Give yourself a hand]: wow.

[Jabba the Slut]: 30%? What

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: the fuck?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yes.

[Jabba the Slut]: That's so

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It's space

[Jabba the Slut]: many people.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: will do.
Listen.

[Jabba the Slut]: How many people

[Boba Fett sucks]: That's

[Jabba the Slut]: is that

[Boba Fett sucks]: a lot

[Jabba the Slut]: of 13,000?

[Boba Fett sucks]: of people.

[Jabba the Slut]: That's like... That's like
4,000 people.

[Jabba the Slut]: 4,000 people like to get choked
by

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: Lord Vader for sexual

[Give yourself a hand]: Hey you know

[Jabba the Slut]: pleasure.

[Give yourself a hand]: what, I just googled
this because I hate my search history. The

[Give yourself a hand]: Guardian,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: as of December 7th,
says that a survey reports that 21% of women

[Give yourself a hand]: and 20% of men reported
choking during sex. So Luciano is

[Boba Fett sucks]: There

[Give yourself a hand]: not

[Boba Fett sucks]: you go.

[Give yourself a hand]: as crazy.

[Jabba the Slut]: Wow,

[Boba Fett sucks]: I'm not that

[Jabba the Slut]: that

[Boba Fett sucks]: far.

[Jabba the Slut]: is,

[Boba Fett sucks]: No,

[Jabba the Slut]: I mean, there's a speech getting

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: like,

[Boba Fett sucks]: because...

[Jabba the Slut]: like choking during sex and
being force choked by the Sith Lord of the

[Jabba the Slut]: Imperial.

[Boba Fett sucks]: You mean

[Jabba the Slut]: I

[Boba Fett sucks]: Daddy.

[Jabba the Slut]: mean, yeah, that's

[Boba Fett sucks]: Daddy Vader.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Very.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: There's
a reason.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ehh!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: There's
a reason for the season. And if we've learned

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: anything
from our many storied episodes on this podcast,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: there,
they think things happen. Okay. Things happen

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: when you
indulge too much and 30% in space tells me

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that too
many people have been, too many people have

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: been taken
pages out of Lieutenant Barclay's hollow deck.

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh God, in space no one can

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha

[Jabba the Slut]: hear you scream if you know
what I mean.

[Give yourself a hand]: Hehehe

[Jabba the Slut]: Everyone wear a sammoh

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: you know what I'm saying man?
Oh boo. Oop oop oop.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: More!

[Boba Fett sucks]: Because I think people would
sort of flock to, you know, it was like, ooh,

[Boba Fett sucks]: maybe today is the day when
Daddy Vady

[Jabba the Slut]: Oops,

[Boba Fett sucks]: is going to do

[Jabba the Slut]: uh, Vader,

[Boba Fett sucks]: something to me.

[Jabba the Slut]: I spilled a coffee, I'm so
silly!

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh, oops

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: lord Vader the millennium
falcon got away.

[Jabba the Slut]: The military fog

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yes,

[Jabba the Slut]: got away

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: again!

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh Dear

[Jabba the Slut]: That one's on

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: me, guys. That one's on me.
And then 30% of the crew... No, no, it was

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: my bad! No, no, that was actually

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Me,

[Jabba the Slut]: my bad.

[Boba Fett sucks]: It was me,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I told

[Boba Fett sucks]: it was me.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: him it
was

[Boba Fett sucks]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: actually,

[Boba Fett sucks]: drove too fast.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: listen.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I drove too fast.

[Jabba the Slut]: I am

[Boba Fett sucks]: That's

[Jabba the Slut]: Spartacus!

[Boba Fett sucks]: why we

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I see a
booger,

[Boba Fett sucks]: We

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I've been

[Boba Fett sucks]: jumped

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: seeing

[Boba Fett sucks]: out

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the

[Boba Fett sucks]: of hyperspace

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: same

[Boba Fett sucks]: too

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: booger

[Boba Fett sucks]: close cuz of me

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: on your
helmet, Lord Vader, and no one wanted to tell

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you about
it, but listen, I'm glad it's there.

[Jabba the Slut]: Shut up

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It makes
you look

[Jabba the Slut]: or I'll

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: better.

[Jabba the Slut]: choke all of you! Oh, oh,
oh!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Can I volunteer?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh no,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I volunteer,

[Boba Fett sucks]: we wouldn't want that!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I volunteer
as tribute,

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Batty.
I mean, Lord Vader.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha, very!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Reginald
Reg Barkley effect.

[Give yourself a hand]: You know

[Jabba the Slut]: I keep

[Give yourself a hand]: what?

[Jabba the Slut]: choking

[Give yourself a hand]: Uh...

[Jabba the Slut]: them but they're not learning
their lesson!

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[Jabba the Slut]: Emperor's like, Well then
joke me, Vanny. I mean,

[Give yourself a hand]: the

[Jabba the Slut]: uh... Teach them a

[Boba Fett sucks]: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Jabba the Slut]: lesson!

[Give yourself a hand]: VADDI!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I haven't
seen you this worked up in years.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Vanny have you tried
just old fashioned spanking? It works for me!

[Boba Fett sucks]: Meh.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, my crew listens to me
very well. Wanna give a little spanking.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Callback,

[Jabba the Slut]: Okay.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the answer
to the previous question around how many people

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: are staffed,
right? On an Imperial class Star Destroyer,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: 92... 9,235
officers, 27,850 enlisted personnel, and 275

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: gunners.
So

[Jabba the Slut]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it's

[Jabba the Slut]: pretty

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: close

[Jabba the Slut]: close,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to...

[Jabba the Slut]: you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh.

[Jabba the Slut]: were really close.

[Boba Fett sucks]: So it was 30,000 then,

[Jabba the Slut]: No.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: not 13,

[Give yourself a hand]: but...

[Boba Fett sucks]: it was like 30,000.

[Give yourself a hand]: and realistically only
the 9,000 can get themselves choked.

[Jabba the Slut]: Realistically, yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Because they are

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hmm.

[Give yourself a hand]: like...

[Boba Fett sucks]: True.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: They're

[Give yourself a hand]: Fetters...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the officers.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Fetters not going

[Boba Fett sucks]: Vader's

[Give yourself a hand]: around.

[Boba Fett sucks]: not gonna choke some janitor?
Yeah, yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Although he might

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Nah,

[Give yourself a hand]: like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he

[Give yourself a hand]: him.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: wants it
to mean something.

[Give yourself a hand]: You gotta

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: To

[Give yourself a hand]: choke

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: count.

[Give yourself a hand]: a gunner every once
in a while, you know?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: put your
hands on my gun right that's what he is that's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: what the
gunners

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: are

[Give yourself a hand]: just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: going

[Give yourself a hand]: gonna

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: for

[Give yourself a hand]: cut everything from
what I said

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: to here.

[Jabba the Slut]: yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: listen

[Jabba the Slut]: that's smart.

[Give yourself a hand]: So listen, I think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Reg Reggie

[Give yourself a hand]: we've talked too much
about Star Wars, I mean Star Trek for some

[Give yourself a hand]: reason. Trish just really
wants to get Star Trek in here.

[Jabba the Slut]: That's not the same.

[Give yourself a hand]: Is it a callback

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Callback.

[Give yourself a hand]: or was it just a different
show entirely?

[Jabba the Slut]: It's not

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha

[Jabba the Slut]: a callback

[Give yourself a hand]: ha ha.

[Jabba the Slut]: to when you reference Reggie
from fuckin'

[Boba Fett sucks]: Think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Don't

[Boba Fett sucks]: it's

[Jabba the Slut]: In-

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: call it

[Boba Fett sucks]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a comeback.

[Boba Fett sucks]: latter more than

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We've

[Boba Fett sucks]: the former.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: been here
for years.

[Give yourself a hand]: I guess it's a callback
to the time before when he referenced Reg.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: He's setting

[Boba Fett sucks]: Ha

[Give yourself a hand]: himself

[Boba Fett sucks]: ha!

[Give yourself a hand]: up for

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: callbacks.

[Jabba the Slut]: still making the film.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That's
right.

[Give yourself a hand]: He might be a genius,
but we're just not on his level. I don't know.

[Give yourself a hand]: But, you know, I think
we did

[Jabba the Slut]: A

[Give yourself a hand]: it.

[Jabba the Slut]: genius

[Give yourself a hand]: We've asked all the

[Jabba the Slut]: like...

[Give yourself a hand]: questions.

[Jabba the Slut]: Berkeley... Go back!

[Give yourself a hand]: Go

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha,

[Give yourself a hand]: ahead,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Peace.

[Give yourself a hand]: get nailed it.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yes.

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: See you're getting it.
Um,

[Boba Fett sucks]: it's a callback just cause
I want it to be a callback.

[Give yourself a hand]: but listen, I'm trying
to end the fucking show, you monsters. We're

[Give yourself a hand]: done.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We don't

[Jabba the Slut]: Forever.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: want to
let it you do it. We don't

[Give yourself a hand]: Well,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: want to
let it go.

[Give yourself a hand]: we're gonna keep going.
We're doing an entirely new show, focused

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You will?

[Give yourself a hand]: just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Good.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hehehe

[Give yourself a hand]: on movies,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: because

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: good.

[Give yourself a hand]: we're only gonna focus
on questions like this for the next podcast.

[Give yourself a hand]: We're gonna really dive
into these movies and understand and unpack

[Give yourself a hand]: them. Because listen,
lots of people can review a movie and tell

[Give yourself a hand]: you if it's good or
not. I mean, we do that, but you don't listen

[Give yourself a hand]: to us. We don't know
about filming, lighting, lens flare,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Nah.

[Give yourself a hand]: story,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Dolly's.
Booming.

[Give yourself a hand]: CGI.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Boomworks.
Gaffer's tape. I'm gonna go ahead and put this

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in the
video. I'm gonna put this in the video.

[Give yourself a hand]: Step sisters, step brothers,
step moms.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Fluffers,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: What the?

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: What we do know is how
to figure out the pieces that are missing.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wow

[Give yourself a hand]: Listen,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: wow,

[Give yourself a hand]: without

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: this

[Give yourself a hand]: us, would you have

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is

[Give yourself a hand]: known

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: so cool!

[Give yourself a hand]: that Star Wars is just
an allegory for grooming? You're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmm.

[Jabba the Slut]: I

[Give yourself a hand]: welcome.

[Jabba the Slut]: think we're

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Jabba the Slut]: really on something. There's
going to be a fucking article written by like

[Jabba the Slut]: BuzzFeed in the next a couple
of weeks.

[Boba Fett sucks]: The Atlantic,

[Give yourself a hand]: Nah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: no, the Atlantic.

[Give yourself a hand]: it's gonna be on top
10.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Top 10 groomers in the
Star Wars universe.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: New York

[Boba Fett sucks]: HAHA

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Times.

[Jabba the Slut]: Do we need to make that list?

[Give yourself a hand]: Maybe.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We might,
and then make sure that 477847 Taclamato Juice

[Jabba the Slut]: I hate you.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: comes into.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Jesus Christ.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Well, listen,

[Jabba the Slut]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: call

[Jabba the Slut]: hate

[Give yourself a hand]: Joe

[Jabba the Slut]: you.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: back.

[Give yourself a hand]: Rogan.

[Jabba the Slut]: Callback.

[Give yourself a hand]: Call back.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Come

[Jabba the Slut]: Number

[Boba Fett sucks]: back!

[Jabba the Slut]: one

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Callback.

[Jabba the Slut]: on the list is Reg Barkley!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So callback,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Callback!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Christmas
cookies, what's the best cookie, and all the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: lists that
we went through and

[Give yourself a hand]: Callback.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: the different

[Give yourself a hand]: It's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: weirdos
that put

[Give yourself a hand]: just the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: up stuff.

[Give yourself a hand]: one

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: whose name escapes me.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that was
good.

[Give yourself a hand]: Anyways,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Fuck

[Give yourself a hand]: before

[Boba Fett sucks]: that guy.

[Give yourself a hand]: we leave,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: let's, I just want to,
I want to know what you guys thought about

[Give yourself a hand]: our, what did we get
to like a hundred and thirty

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh

[Give yourself a hand]: odd episodes?

[Boba Fett sucks]: More?

[Give yourself a hand]: More. Yeah. Cause I

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: didn't even count

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: DO

[Give yourself a hand]: like

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: IT!

[Give yourself a hand]: the seasons and stuff.
Like we did like 150

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: episodes. We've ranged
from topics such as grooming to, listen, we

[Give yourself a hand]: probably covered a couple
other times as well.

[Jabba the Slut]: Just that.

[Boba Fett sucks]: grooming

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hey, call
back,

[Boba Fett sucks]: and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hand

[Boba Fett sucks]: hand

[Give yourself a hand]: He's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: gibbers.

[Boba Fett sucks]: gibbers.

[Give yourself a hand]: anti-russian. Callback,
nice, yeah. We talked a lot of nerd stuff.

[Give yourself a hand]: I just, you know, what

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Are

[Give yourself a hand]: do

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you

[Give yourself a hand]: you,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: getting

[Give yourself a hand]: what do

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: teary-eyed,

[Give yourself a hand]: you,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Matt?

[Give yourself a hand]: no, fuck you.

[Boba Fett sucks]: No, it's allergies.

[Give yourself a hand]: It's allergies.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh,

[Give yourself a hand]: No,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: okay.

[Give yourself a hand]: it's what I know, like
you have a favorite, favorite like callback.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes, I
do have a favorite callback. It's one of our,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it's what,
callback. Do you guys remember Battle Royales?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: When

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: we had,
we had

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a favorite,
uh, best starship? And then I said that Dr.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Who's TARDIS
would go back. And I can't, I, oh, that's the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: callback.
I can't remember it perfectly, but there was

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: a zinger
in, um, in one of those answers. And I don't

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: really
want to say it because I think it's problematic.

[Give yourself a hand]: We just talked about
grooming in Star Wars for about an hour and

[Give yourself a hand]: a half.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, I think we're safe
with any... well...

[Give yourself a hand]: out.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I don't
want to butcher it. I think it had something

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to do with
either Nero or Romulus. Oh no, Caesar, Julia

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Caesar.
And like you're gonna betray me too

[Boba Fett sucks]: Whaaat? That

[Give yourself a hand]: We may

[Boba Fett sucks]: never

[Give yourself a hand]: think

[Boba Fett sucks]: happens.

[Give yourself a hand]: sexualizing sounds like
this.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: This is,

[Boba Fett sucks]: I remember, all I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: remember from the episode
is that there was a tuxedo made of asphalt

[Boba Fett sucks]: and someone was wearing

[Jabba the Slut]: Hehehehe

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That

[Boba Fett sucks]: it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was a separate
episode,

[Boba Fett sucks]: and...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I think.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: But that
was

[Jabba the Slut]: Oh, we

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: one,

[Jabba the Slut]: did

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that

[Boba Fett sucks]: No,

[Jabba the Slut]: many.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was really

[Boba Fett sucks]: that's...

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: fun. Callbacks,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: man, callbacks.
Spencer, anything come to mind?

[Jabba the Slut]: Um,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Pr-

[Jabba the Slut]: I think one of my favorites
was, uh, Gilbert Godfrey is a Gambit.

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm sorry.

[Jabba the Slut]: And the Gilbert Godfrey,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: them to you universe.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We're geniuses!
We're

[Jabba the Slut]: Um,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: legends
in our own time!

[Jabba the Slut]: that was a classic.

[Give yourself a hand]: Should have happened.

[Jabba the Slut]: Um,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Hehehe

[Give yourself a hand]: If.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I- one that I remember from
Spencer is, Hello, I'm Kratos!

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: It

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha

[Boba Fett sucks]: was

[Give yourself a hand]: ha

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes.

[Boba Fett sucks]: like,

[Give yourself a hand]: ha!

[Jabba the Slut]: that gets a lot.

[Boba Fett sucks]: it was so fucking random.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Our

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hehehe

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: high school
characters.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Spencer's
dude and my chick.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Brody,

[Give yourself a hand]: Brody.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Brody

[Boba Fett sucks]: Brody

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and

[Jabba the Slut]: Brody's

[Boba Fett sucks]: and

[Jabba the Slut]: a classic.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Branagh

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jenna,
Jenna.

[Give yourself a hand]: Jenna.

[Boba Fett sucks]: and Steve AKA Jace. Yeah.
Ha

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: ha ha.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yes. And
we played

[Give yourself a hand]: Thank you.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Fiasco
Holiday Office Santa Claus edition, that

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: heist

[Give yourself a hand]: my

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: one, that
one was fun

[Give yourself a hand]: god. Yup.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: too.

[Give yourself a hand]: That went terribly.

[Jabba the Slut]: I also

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: like the horror one that we
did where we were playing

[Boba Fett sucks]: That went

[Jabba the Slut]: horror

[Boba Fett sucks]: terribly.

[Jabba the Slut]: characters.

[Boba Fett sucks]: We played it so wrong.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, we got better.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: But that,
you're wrong, you're wrong

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: sir.

[Jabba the Slut]: Not anymore.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: It was
very,

[Give yourself a hand]: No, now

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Matt,

[Give yourself a hand]: we're just.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: any

[Boba Fett sucks]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: comments?

[Boba Fett sucks]: honestly,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh, go
ahead.

[Boba Fett sucks]: I, I liked it and it was
kind of like, like Matt said in the beginning,

[Boba Fett sucks]: it sort of drifted into movies
more because that's the stuff that the far

[Boba Fett sucks]: of us all like. But I remember
like the earlier episodes and how like, shitty

[Boba Fett sucks]: we were at doing the intros.
If you remember, Matt, it was so

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh,

[Boba Fett sucks]: good

[Give yourself a hand]: I forgot

[Boba Fett sucks]: and

[Give yourself a hand]: every time.

[Boba Fett sucks]: hello Matt, what is it that
everybody is wrong about today?

[Jabba the Slut]: That's

[Boba Fett sucks]: Like,

[Jabba the Slut]: that's

[Boba Fett sucks]: that

[Jabba the Slut]: what

[Boba Fett sucks]: was

[Jabba the Slut]: you should

[Give yourself a hand]: I've

[Boba Fett sucks]: very

[Jabba the Slut]: always

[Give yourself a hand]: gotten

[Boba Fett sucks]: bad.

[Jabba the Slut]: talk

[Give yourself a hand]: much better.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, well, all

[Give yourself a hand]: I've

[Boba Fett sucks]: of

[Give yourself a hand]: improved

[Boba Fett sucks]: us did, but

[Give yourself a hand]: completely.

[Boba Fett sucks]: like.

[Give yourself a hand]: Hello. Welcome to your
wrong.

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm your

[Jabba the Slut]: gonna

[Give yourself a hand]: host.

[Jabba the Slut]: go.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Well,

[Give yourself a hand]: Uh,

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah, it's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: not

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: just

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: today

[Boba Fett sucks]: you.

[Give yourself a hand]: we're going to.

[Boba Fett sucks]: It's just the lack of energy.
It's not wooden lack of energy.

[Give yourself a hand]: Isn't it?

[Boba Fett sucks]: No,

[Jabba the Slut]: Well,

[Give yourself a hand]: You're welcome.

[Boba Fett sucks]: it's not.

[Jabba the Slut]: I would

[Boba Fett sucks]: But,

[Jabba the Slut]: like to

[Boba Fett sucks]: but

[Jabba the Slut]: take

[Boba Fett sucks]: I...

[Jabba the Slut]: the one opportunity to thank
our listeners. We couldn't be here without

[Jabba the Slut]: you.

[Boba Fett sucks]: All three

[Jabba the Slut]: Uh.

[Boba Fett sucks]: of

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I

[Boba Fett sucks]: you.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: thought
you were gonna say we wanna thank our listeners

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: who couldn't
be here for

[Jabba the Slut]: who

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: this!

[Jabba the Slut]: couldn't be here today.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: Um, that's what I should

[Give yourself a hand]: Why

[Jabba the Slut]: have

[Give yourself a hand]: don't

[Jabba the Slut]: said.

[Give yourself a hand]: you

[Jabba the Slut]: Nope. I

[Give yourself a hand]: show up?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: So we'll
just accept your... on your behalf.

[Jabba the Slut]: want to thank our listeners
who couldn't be here today. Um, but seriously,

[Jabba the Slut]: uh, if you do listen to the
show, thank you. And, uh, follow us to our

[Jabba the Slut]: next show, which will be bigger
and bolder and it is called popcorn and plot

[Jabba the Slut]: holes, which is more apt to
what we talk about.

[Give yourself a hand]: Just so we're

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Just

[Give yourself a hand]: clear,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to give...

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm still the host and
it'll never be Spencer.

[Jabba the Slut]: that

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahahaha

[Jabba the Slut]: as

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Just

[Jabba the Slut]: it should

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to

[Jabba the Slut]: be.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: give it...
Yeah, just to give it as us moving from one

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: house to
another house. And it's going to be a nicer

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: house.

[Jabba the Slut]: We're just thinking about
this.

[Give yourself a hand]: It's gonna be spookier.

[Jabba the Slut]: Instead of being groomed by
Obi-Wan Kenobi, we're being groomed

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh my god.

[Jabba the Slut]: by Palpatine.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I would
like to

[Jabba the Slut]: Ha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: be, no,
I don't wanna be groomed by Palutena. I would

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: rather
be groomed by Kenobi, thank you.

[Jabba the Slut]: I mean, got a Hugh and McGregor.
Uh,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: come on

[Jabba the Slut]: yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: four days

[Jabba the Slut]: Ford.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: four days

[Jabba the Slut]: What does that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: call

[Jabba the Slut]: mean?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: uh

[Boba Fett sucks]: What?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: call for
room for days callback star wars visions that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: mini series
we really went in on that mini series that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: was a lot
of fun

[Give yourself a hand]: We

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: too

[Give yourself a hand]: missed the grooming.
I go back and watch for all the grooming to

[Give yourself a hand]: make sure.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, we got a

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Goddamnit!

[Jabba the Slut]: different filter.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha! It's there! It's
gotta

[Jabba the Slut]: Yo,

[Boba Fett sucks]: be

[Jabba the Slut]: it's

[Boba Fett sucks]: there!

[Jabba the Slut]: there.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We have
one job! Damnit!

[Give yourself a hand]: Look at it. I'm

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Handjivers!

[Give yourself a hand]: glad we're educating
the internet. Yeah, no, I think I enjoyed the

[Give yourself a hand]: one battle royale where
we just started stabbing everybody with the

[Give yourself a hand]: knife at the end of
it.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yes!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and then
he comes back

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and

[Jabba the Slut]: We got

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: then

[Jabba the Slut]: behind

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: he comes

[Jabba the Slut]: him

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: back

[Jabba the Slut]: and

[Boba Fett sucks]: That

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I

[Jabba the Slut]: stood

[Boba Fett sucks]: was

[Jabba the Slut]: his

[Boba Fett sucks]: the

[Jabba the Slut]: throat.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: solution for all of the problems
were

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: hear

[Boba Fett sucks]: stabbing

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you

[Boba Fett sucks]: people.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: oh man

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: dang

[Boba Fett sucks]: We

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it

[Boba Fett sucks]: stabbed Batman and Robin
even in

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: that

[Jabba the Slut]: Batman

[Boba Fett sucks]: way.

[Give yourself a hand]: that was...

[Jabba the Slut]: was

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: oh

[Jabba the Slut]: the one

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: wait

[Jabba the Slut]: doing the stabbing. He

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: was the first

[Give yourself a hand]: Batman

[Jabba the Slut]: one to

[Give yourself a hand]: was

[Jabba the Slut]: slit

[Give yourself a hand]: stabbing

[Jabba the Slut]: someone's

[Give yourself a hand]: everybody.

[Jabba the Slut]: throat.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We

[Boba Fett sucks]: I'm out.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: also had
a battle royale with like epic duos and I think

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I had Troy
and Abed and then Matt asked a question about

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: how would
your duo approach a ocean's 11 bank heist and

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: we had
to like walk through it. And that was a lot

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: of

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: fun. And

[Boba Fett sucks]: that's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I think,

[Boba Fett sucks]: the one.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: oh

[Boba Fett sucks]: That's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: is it?

[Boba Fett sucks]: the one.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Okay.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yep.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Great.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Wicked.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's why, bye.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah,

[Give yourself a hand]: Yep.

[Jabba the Slut]: that's that episode.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Love it.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Also, one of my favorite
episodes that we did about movies was The Green

[Boba Fett sucks]: Night.

[Give yourself a hand]: Oh

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh

[Give yourself a hand]: yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: When we came up with a lot
of the format that

[Give yourself a hand]: Thanks

[Boba Fett sucks]: we have,

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer,

[Boba Fett sucks]: like we evolved

[Give yourself a hand]: you

[Boba Fett sucks]: it.

[Give yourself a hand]: son of a

[Boba Fett sucks]: But

[Give yourself a hand]: bitch.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, yeah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: you're welcome guys.

[Boba Fett sucks]: the fucking the fucking shit
trilogy that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: we can

[Boba Fett sucks]: the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: say this

[Boba Fett sucks]: trilogy

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: now,

[Boba Fett sucks]: that Spencer.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: every time
spencer

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: selected
a movie for us, it laid the groundwork

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: for what
would sort of become, yeah, plot holes and

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, but

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: you fucked

[Boba Fett sucks]: we

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: us

[Boba Fett sucks]: got

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: up

[Boba Fett sucks]: there

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: in the

[Boba Fett sucks]: through

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: right direction.

[Boba Fett sucks]: pain and

[Jabba the Slut]: I

[Boba Fett sucks]: suffering.

[Jabba the Slut]: think I made three movie picks,
and the movie picks were The Green

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yes.

[Jabba the Slut]: Knight, which although well
reviewed we all hated, Jurassic World Dominion,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: and

[Give yourself a hand]: Yup.

[Jabba the Slut]: Matrix

[Give yourself a hand]: Ha!

[Jabba the Slut]: Resurrections.

[Boba Fett sucks]: And Matrix 4. Yeah, exactly.

[Jabba the Slut]: This is the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Oh

[Jabba the Slut]: worst

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: my god.

[Jabba the Slut]: three movies of all time.

[Boba Fett sucks]: No, no, no. There was one
more. There was one more, Eternals,

[Jabba the Slut]: and eternal.

[Boba Fett sucks]: which also sucked.

[Give yourself a hand]: You

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: really nailed that

[Jabba the Slut]: Got

[Give yourself a hand]: one.

[Jabba the Slut]: a good track record.

[Give yourself a hand]: That was the best one?

[Jabba the Slut]: That was the best, best one.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Best

[Boba Fett sucks]: Of these?

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: one for
what?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Best one

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, exactly.

[Jabba the Slut]: of those

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: for fodder?

[Jabba the Slut]: four.

[Give yourself a hand]: I believe

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: To

[Give yourself a hand]: Spencer said it

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: dissect?

[Give yourself a hand]: best when he said, it's
10.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha

[Jabba the Slut]: Dead.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Jurassic
World Dominion was a doozy.

[Jabba the Slut]: Now, Matt, do

[Give yourself a hand]: Yes.

[Jabba the Slut]: we have a date for the new
launch?

[Give yourself a hand]: No. Yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: OK. Another question.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I'm just
kidding.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yep.

[Boba Fett sucks]: We're

[Jabba the Slut]: We know

[Boba Fett sucks]: professional podcasters

[Jabba the Slut]: if people are

[Boba Fett sucks]: here.

[Jabba the Slut]: going to

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Just stay
tuned.

[Jabba the Slut]: well, this channel become
popcorn plotholes or people

[Give yourself a hand]: No,

[Jabba the Slut]: have to re subscribe.

[Give yourself a hand]: you will need to go
subscribe to Popcorn and Potholes on all of

[Give yourself a hand]: your favorite podcatchers,
wherever you need to be. It'll be listed there.

[Give yourself a hand]: We listened to this
episode. You can go and find it and add it,

[Give yourself a hand]: but we need to put out
a new feed to change the art and push everything

[Give yourself a hand]: over in a nice clean
way. So these podcasts will disappear at some

[Give yourself a hand]: point in the future.
So

[Jabba the Slut]: Uhhhhhh

[Give yourself a hand]: I have them saved in
a hard drive that I'm going to...

[Jabba the Slut]: into the sun.

[Give yourself a hand]: I was going to say...

[Boba Fett sucks]: Seto, I'm gonna set on fire
and put in a trash compactor.

[Give yourself a hand]: I was going to say I'm
going to dax them, but yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: Hehehehehehe

[Give yourself a hand]: whatever you guys

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Give yourself a hand]: want to say. Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: We're on the same page. Yeah.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, these are

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Damn.

[Give yourself a hand]: all collectors items
for your ears. You're welcome.

[Jabba the Slut]: This is all future blackmail
material.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's a-

[Boba Fett sucks]: Oh yeah, 100%.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: No,

[Boba Fett sucks]: This

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: no, no.

[Boba Fett sucks]: is mutually assured destruction

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah.

[Boba Fett sucks]: at its best.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yes. The only thing
I'm sad...

[Jabba the Slut]: Exhibit A. You talked about
Star Wars being about grooming children for

[Jabba the Slut]: two hours.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha

[Give yourself a hand]: The only thing I'm sad
about is we

[Jabba the Slut]: I

[Give yourself a hand]: won't,

[Jabba the Slut]: STAND BY THAT!

[Give yourself a hand]: maybe we'll have to
do a podcast where we got to review our predictions

[Give yourself a hand]: for this year, because
we're not going to know the results of our

[Give yourself a hand]: predictions. I nailed
the Dungeons and Dragons one. I'm very proud

[Give yourself a hand]: of myself and I just
want recognitions

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: We haven't

[Give yourself a hand]: for

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: reviewed

[Give yourself a hand]: that.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: that. We
can bring it over. So let's.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah, maybe we will.

[Jabba the Slut]: I did say that

[Give yourself a hand]: I

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I haven't

[Give yourself a hand]: was right.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: seen it.

[Jabba the Slut]: I

[Boba Fett sucks]: Or

[Jabba the Slut]: said

[Boba Fett sucks]: maybe

[Jabba the Slut]: Dungeon

[Boba Fett sucks]: we'll

[Jabba the Slut]: Dragons

[Boba Fett sucks]: forget

[Jabba the Slut]: would

[Boba Fett sucks]: entirely

[Jabba the Slut]: bomb.

[Boba Fett sucks]: about it and we'll never
know.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: except
for

[Jabba the Slut]: And no one

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Gilbert

[Jabba the Slut]: will care.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Godfrey
as Gambit.

[Give yourself a hand]: Yeah,

[Jabba the Slut]: That's in the history

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: There's
still

[Jabba the Slut]: books.

[Give yourself a hand]: that's

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: time.

[Give yourself a hand]: sad.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Unfortunately didn't pan
out,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: There's

[Boba Fett sucks]: but

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: still time.

[Boba Fett sucks]: the year hasn't ended.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Listen,
if they could bring Tupac back as a hologram,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: we could
get Gilbert in his gambit.

[Give yourself a hand]: DuPoC's not dead, it's
very different.

[Jabba the Slut]: Yeah, that's true.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Well, listen.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah, true.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Listen.

[Jabba the Slut]: That's why we're getting canceled.
Truth.

[Boba Fett sucks]: HAHAHAHA

[Give yourself a hand]: I said it. I said the
thing that he wants to say.

[Jabba the Slut]: Uh oh.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Yo, yo.

[Jabba the Slut]: Well.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: I bumped
the table.

[Jabba the Slut]: good

[Give yourself a hand]: Well,

[Jabba the Slut]: times,

[Give yourself a hand]: that is all the time
we have

[Jabba the Slut]: good

[Give yourself a hand]: for

[Jabba the Slut]: times

[Give yourself a hand]: today

[Jabba the Slut]: boys.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: This time.

[Give yourself a hand]: and forever on the

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Not

[Give yourself a hand]: Your Wrong

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: exactly.

[Give yourself a hand]: Podcast.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: There you
go. Unless we get funding

[Give yourself a hand]: Do you

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: and

[Give yourself a hand]: want

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: decide

[Give yourself a hand]: to let

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: to resurrect

[Give yourself a hand]: me just do

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it.

[Give yourself a hand]: my job

[Boba Fett sucks]: We can't even,

[Give yourself a hand]: or? Hey,

[Boba Fett sucks]: even on the last one, we

[Give yourself a hand]: why?

[Boba Fett sucks]: can't finish it properly.
Ha ha!

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That's
what she said.

[Give yourself a hand]: You think when we go
to the new podcast, you guys always let me

[Give yourself a hand]: host in peace or

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Nah,

[Boba Fett sucks]: No,

[Give yourself a hand]: cool.

[Jabba the Slut]: There's

[Boba Fett sucks]: of

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm

[Boba Fett sucks]: course

[Give yourself a hand]: looking

[Jabba the Slut]: a good

[Boba Fett sucks]: not.

[Give yourself a hand]: forward

[Jabba the Slut]: chance

[Give yourself a hand]: to.

[Jabba the Slut]: that doesn't happen.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it's how
we express our love languages. Go on.

[Give yourself a hand]: That's all the time
we have for today on the Your Wrong Podcast

[Give yourself a hand]: forever. I'm not going
to share the socials because who cares? Fuck

[Boba Fett sucks]: Fuck

[Give yourself a hand]: them.

[Boba Fett sucks]: em.

[Give yourself a hand]: But sign up for the
new podcast, Popcorn and Plot Holes. If you

[Give yourself a hand]: don't know how to spell
those,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Fuck

[Give yourself a hand]: fuck

[Boba Fett sucks]: you.

[Give yourself a hand]: you. You go dachshund
yourself,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Is this why we have so many

[Jabba the Slut]: Is there

[Boba Fett sucks]: listeners?

[Jabba the Slut]: an

[Give yourself a hand]: go

[Jabba the Slut]: apostrophe

[Give yourself a hand]: dachshund yourself.

[Jabba the Slut]: in plot holes?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Go dex yourself. Go dex yourself
you fucking

[Give yourself a hand]: An apostrophe?

[Boba Fett sucks]: dex. Oh yeah.

[Jabba the Slut]: Well.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Don't be
a reg.

[Give yourself a hand]: Hey, for now,

[Boba Fett sucks]: Anyway,

[Give yourself a hand]: I'm Matt.

[Boba Fett sucks]: not for now, forever.

[Give yourself a hand]: Forever! Hey, you know
what? I'm the fuck you, for now. I'm

[Boba Fett sucks]: Hahaha!

[Give yourself a hand]: Matt.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: There you
go.

[Boba Fett sucks]: Luciana.

[Jabba the Slut]: I'm Spencer and I will see
you guys at Popcorn and Plot holes. Love you

[Jabba the Slut]: guys.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: That just,
why did you, why did you, why did you bookend

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: it?

[Boba Fett sucks]: Yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Like I
can't, I can't.

[Boba Fett sucks]: yeah,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: You just,
you

[Boba Fett sucks]: that

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: just.

[Boba Fett sucks]: was that was terrible. This
is this is why we're keeping you in the subliminal

[Boba Fett sucks]: space of

[Jabba the Slut]: What's

[Boba Fett sucks]: this

[Jabba the Slut]: wrong

[Boba Fett sucks]: podcast

[Jabba the Slut]: with that?

[Give yourself a hand]: And

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: Error.

[Give yourself a hand]: also

[Jabba the Slut]: I

[Boba Fett sucks]: Spencer.

[Jabba the Slut]: was...

[Give yourself a hand]: Chris.

[Jabba the Slut]: Increase.

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: What? I
still can't, I still can't sign off. Okay,

[the pimps new groove strikes back]: thanks.
Yeah, I'm Chris. Thanks. Fuck. God.

Creators and Guests

person
Host
Chris
Bespectacled comic nerd
Luciano
Host
Luciano
Life is like a baboon's ass: colorful and full of shit...
person
Host
Matt
Full Time Host, Part time everything else
person
Host
Spencer
Recurring guest host extraordinaire
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