37. Pick a Trailer, Make a Movie: The "Epileptic Trees" Edition
[host_matt]: Hellollo, and welcome back to your wrong this week. we're going to try something
[host_matt]: a little different. Um. we're going to watch some trailers. while we've already
[host_matt]: watched them. We're to talk about some trailers and
[host_matt]: we're so good at this. We're so good at telling you why things are right and why
[host_matt]: you are wrong. They're going to put our money.
[host_matt]: whatever we make off this potcast. Where,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Monoly,
[cobra]: Yes, okay, now
[host_matt]: yeah,
[cobra]: I'm in.
[cobra]: I'm in.
[host_matt]: where where our mouth is,
[host_matt]: and take a trailer and tell you exactly the entire plot of said movie. Um, and to
[host_matt]: do this, I've wt, uh, three of my closest friendemies
[host_matt]: to the party.
[cobra]: Yeah, I thought it was just enemy.
[host_matt]: As always. as always, we have Luciana,
[cobra]: Hello.
[host_matt]: we have a Chris from Whitby.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I'm so angry. I'm taking my pants off. Now.
[host_matt]: That's not right, and
[cobra]: I' concerning,
[host_matt]: Spencer a K. A. the script doctor, who might have an leg up on us.
[spencer_ein]: Eh, boys, what' up?
[host_matt]: Well,
[host_matt]: we're about to embark on a great adventure. So we've each picked a trailer
[host_matt]: and we're going to talk about how good that movie is going to be and why it's
[host_matt]: going to be awesome and the other three will question us just to make sure we
[host_matt]: have a rock solid idea to deliver to everybody.
[host_matt]: Does anybody want to
[host_matt]: want to? You know, I'm not going to ask how many need the randomos are we made,
[host_matt]: Because I think the randomizer
[cobra]: there you
[spencer_ein]: Oh,
[cobra]: gos. a stereo. It's a
[host_matt]: will take.
[spencer_ein]: I wanted a couple. I wanted to go first.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: what happened to the red?
[host_matt]: Well, Let's see what the randomzer gives us.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Did yearsg
[host_matt]: W.
[cobra]: stereo and the wiseer now.
[cobra]: stereo and the wiseer now.
[cobra]: stereo and the wiseer now.
[cobra]: stereo and the wiseer now.
[cobra]: stereo and the wiseer now.
[cobra]: stereo and the wiseer now.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Stereophonic?
[host_matt]: I wanted this to be so random. I double randomized Ches
[spencer_ein]: smart.
[host_matt]: the V share.
[cobra]: Well then
[spencer_ein]: smart.
[host_matt]: Ironically enough, Uh, Spencer has has
[spencer_ein]: Yes,
[host_matt]: come up first at Spencer's movie that he chose to talk about. I was Red Notice is
[host_matt]: that
[host_matt]: accurate. So red notice just giveve out a really high level on it. A Before even
[spencer_ein]: Mhm. Red notice
[host_matt]: do that. If you would like to go watch the Red Notice trailer before we embark on
[host_matt]: this conversation. Feel for you to do. so. now, Don't worry. We'll wait.
[spencer_ein]: Dick.
[spencer_ein]: that's a clock. sound like talk.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: A guy's like, Did anybody like it?
[host_matt]: Okay, we've waited fine. They're going to paus. This, I hope
[spencer_ein]: What a.
[cobra]: I was going to say
[spencer_ein]: what a trailer
[host_matt]: amazing right, just top notch work by everybody involved that
[spencer_ein]: they got.
[host_matt]: Frank Guychfsk,
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, they got Dwne Johnson and the Rock.
[host_matt]: Andck,
[spencer_ein]: It' It's a big. get
[cobra]: Wow, it's a Sta test.
[host_matt]: So Spencer start off, start off Spencer with giving us a brief. Just a high level
[host_matt]: So Spencer start off, start off Spencer with giving us a brief. Just a high level
[host_matt]: explanation of what this movie is about. So in case you didn't pause to watch it,
[host_matt]: explanation of what this movie is about. So in case you didn't pause to watch it,
[host_matt]: you can still follow along.
[host_matt]: you can still follow along.
[spencer_ein]: Well.
[spencer_ein]: This is a high stakes action espionage film
[spencer_ein]: and there's so much to digest It's hard to say. In one sentence. The story uh,
[spencer_ein]: centers around three beautiful people.
[spencer_ein]: The rock, Who who play Who plays I, I've redamed the character Jack Magnum,
[spencer_ein]: his, his. Uh,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: You? the boy music someone,
[spencer_ein]: his. speaking of, friend of mees, I believe his friend of me, and the film was
[spencer_ein]: played by Ryan Reynolds. His character' name is Phoenix Phillips,
[spencer_ein]: Sexy name.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Mhm,
[host_matt]: Nope.
[spencer_ein]: And and the the beautiful Galgado places Serenith Gordana,
[host_matt]: Wow,
[spencer_ein]: That's that'. That's where we're starting off
[cobra]: You know that Go very closely means like fat women
[cobra]: in Spanish very closely
[spencer_ein]: In what? What language?
[cobra]: in Spanish
[host_matt]: not English.
[cobra]: and not even kidding.
[cobra]: It's close.
[spencer_ein]: Well, the
[cobra]: It's not exactly what it iss, closed
[spencer_ein]: that
[host_matt]: Well,
[spencer_ein]: is not apt.
[host_matt]: I hate this
[spencer_ein]: Well,
[host_matt]: movie already, Spencer.
[spencer_ein]: What do you mean? half of
[host_matt]: No, it's fine.
[spencer_ein]: a mo. Half of a good movie is good character names, and Serena Serenth rolls
[spencer_ein]: off the tongue.
[host_matt]: it really
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Hm,
[host_matt]: does. So what explained to us when this movie comes out? I think on Netflix if
[host_matt]: I'm not mistaken,
[spencer_ein]: So this movie is directed Netflix because it's that good,
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: and essentially this movie's called Red noticees Because when you are
[spencer_ein]: so wanted by
[spencer_ein]: the police and
[spencer_ein]: the F F B, I, and the C I, A and the N, R, A and the
[spencer_ein]: p b, S.
[spencer_ein]: The The, the n, r A, the National Rifle Association,
[cobra]: your end when your anti gun. Yes,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: in the B B C.
[spencer_ein]: When they, when they all want you, you get put on a list. You get marked as red
[spencer_ein]: notice, which is means you're super wanted and you're beautiful. That's just a
[spencer_ein]: coincidence. Now
[host_matt]: so the question is Jack Package also wanted.
[spencer_ein]: Jack Magnum
[host_matt]: so honestly honest mistake.
[spencer_ein]: is not wanted. He, he is, he is the top. He's the top investigator in the F B.
[spencer_ein]: I,
[spencer_ein]: and his job is to
[spencer_ein]: find the most wanted people on earth. He is no jurisdiction. He can go anywhere
[spencer_ein]: and get them and
[spencer_ein]: he is at tasked with finding the Phoenix Phillips and Serena Gordana.
[host_matt]: Hey, I've seen this movie. It's
[spencer_ein]: Yes,
[host_matt]: called Hobson Shaw, right.
[cobra]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: no, no, that's a totally different movie. This has nothing to do with the the F
[spencer_ein]: F. franchise. The F. f. F, as they call it in the industry,
[host_matt]: Are you sure it sounds like it is
[spencer_ein]: the The Fast and Furious franchise, Totally different.
[cobra]: it sounds
[host_matt]: okay.
[cobra]: like you could at the very least be
[spencer_ein]: Listen, only two of these three actors have been in Fast and Furious
[spencer_ein]: franchises. Okay
[spencer_ein]: now,
[host_matt]: Justcking
[spencer_ein]: The The? So his job is too uh, to catch. Obviously these most wanted
[spencer_ein]: individuals and he's going to go to
[spencer_ein]: romecause. He got a tip on where to find the Phoenix Phillips, play by Ryine
[spencer_ein]: Reynolds,
[spencer_ein]: When he arrives there, he is going to have to uh, stop him in his crop, mid
[spencer_ein]: crime if he catches him, and so on a action. ▁qe, action seem, boom boom po.
[spencer_ein]: You know, Cut to the action,
[spencer_ein]: and what's going to happen to be very interesting? Is
[spencer_ein]: they're going to make the mistake of thinking that Jack Magnum is in cohoots
[spencer_ein]: with Phoenix Phillips and the Rock himself. Jack Magnum is going to go on Red
[spencer_ein]: notice.
[spencer_ein]: Pick your jaws off the floor. Guys, come on,
[spencer_ein]: and that ladies and gentlemen is where things get interesting.
[spencer_ein]: So so
[spencer_ein]: now it's unclear, but and the only way to to clear his name is to steal what I
[spencer_ein]: am calling the Orb of Osys, and that is the giant golden egg.
[spencer_ein]: and that is, of course in Galgado's hands. Any question? So far,
[host_matt]: what's
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Mhm,
[host_matt]: Galgato's care name again?
[spencer_ein]: Serenith,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Seni.
[cobra]: Serena, Fat woman
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Have you been paying attention?
[spencer_ein]: No,
[host_matt]: Have I just wanted to make sure that for the listeners they knew that Seringa,
[host_matt]: fat woman
[host_matt]: was was the character's name.
[host_matt]: Didn't Serena Fat Woman steal the orb in the trailer?
[spencer_ein]: no, she did not. She is in possession of the Or,
[spencer_ein]: because, if there's a scen in the trailer where both Uh, the Rock and Rhine
[spencer_ein]: Reynolds are walking into a room and she has it and she says, Are you guys
[spencer_ein]: looking for something or you just browsing?
[host_matt]: Oh, so that's our house,
[spencer_ein]: That's yes. she owns that, I wouldn't sayates her house and herir. It's her uh,
[spencer_ein]: where she keeps her collections.
[cobra]: private museum.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Thought was a gallery.
[spencer_ein]: It's a go. It's her personal gallery.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I thought he was a curator of of sorts.
[spencer_ein]: It. she curates her own stuff.
[cobra]: Um, did you watch the trailer
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, exactly.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I did
[spencer_ein]: um,
[spencer_ein]: So that's very clear, and then, Uh. Obviously Galgado is going to beat beat
[spencer_ein]: them up handily
[cobra]: cause
[spencer_ein]: as she does,
[cobra]: that also makes a lot of sense.
[spencer_ein]: and she's going to make a make off with the Orbulo, Cyrus,
[spencer_ein]: cut to black.
[host_matt]: but she already had it.
[cobra]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: No, I know, but they came to steal it and now she's got
[tyrone_biiiigums]: mhm,
[spencer_ein]: it again. Nothing's more exciting than doing the same mission for a second
[cobra]: so so she just didn't lose it.
[spencer_ein]: time.
[spencer_ein]: She just didn't lose it. She prevented them from stealing it. Yeah,
[cobra]: It's very exciting when you when you don't lose something that's the most exciting.
[cobra]: decided could be.
[spencer_ein]: exactly. it's yeah. exactly
[host_matt]: This is some real low snake drama so far.
[spencer_ein]: no. Now you wait night. What do you mean The rock is on the run.
[spencer_ein]: He's gone rogue
[host_matt]: Sure. Okay, get get back to the jack package question.
[spencer_ein]: Jack Magnum.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Magn,
[spencer_ein]: You put some respect on his name
[tyrone_biiiigums]: get Swedish Ma back.
[spencer_ein]: Now? the
[tyrone_biiiigums]: He knew his stuff.
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, I know exactly
[spencer_ein]: so
[spencer_ein]: now little do you. no. little. do you know that the uh, so the rock is uh, as
[spencer_ein]: hired right, not highred run rounds. But he's gotne to cohoots with
[spencer_ein]: Rhinedyndolds to stop her, But he is planning to turn both
[spencer_ein]: Phoenix Phillips and Serena Cordono in to clear his name
[spencer_ein]: along with the Orbo Cyrus. That's his only way to clear his name
[spencer_ein]: right. So he? you know he's planning to uh, double cross
[spencer_ein]: Phoenix Phillips.
[host_matt]: you? sure, this is in the fastin Furious universe
[spencer_ein]: Listen, listen, you,
[cobra]: Yeah',
[spencer_ein]: this is nothing to do with this fasc, Fe. Now the next scene now this is
[spencer_ein]: totally not a ▁quintent. There is a car chase
[spencer_ein]: and they are and they are muscle cars. Hey, they're not family. Not yet.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Nothing says family like car chases.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Oh,
[cobra]: none of this.
[spencer_ein]: they got to earn that
[cobra]: none of this sounds like something that Hobbs would do. I'm just going to say,
[cobra]: none of this sounds like something that Hobbs would do. I'm just going to say,
[cobra]: none of this sounds like something that Hobbs would do. I'm just going to say,
[cobra]: none of this sounds like something that Hobbs would do. I'm just going to say,
[spencer_ein]: exactly
[spencer_ein]: so. Ah, they. so. Basically what? They get? A tip that the the O Orbito Cyrus
[spencer_ein]: has now been transported to her personal castle in what I assume is
[spencer_ein]: Transylvaniacause.
[cobra]: I was going
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Mhm, Mhm,
[cobra]: to say Rusia, but I liked your ideas better.
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, No, No, it's in Transsylvania.
[host_matt]: Makes sense.
[spencer_ein]: and yeah, and the only way to get there because it is off grid is to hijack a
[spencer_ein]: stealth bomber,
[cobra]: Okay,
[spencer_ein]: which is
[tyrone_biiiigums]: those are available.
[spencer_ein]: exactly
[host_matt]: They still make those
[spencer_ein]: now. The
[tyrone_biiiigums]: so
[spencer_ein]: rock has a friend
[spencer_ein]: with access to one of these stealth bombers in his name.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: come for Kenny,
[cobra]: Gipson, Wckenbacker,
[spencer_ein]: Nope,
[spencer_ein]: Dom
[spencer_ein]: Dominic from The Fast and the Furious,
[cobra]: Oh,
[spencer_ein]: What?
[cobra]: it's a cross over. It's a crossover. Okay,
[spencer_ein]: Ill?
[spencer_ein]: and it turns out,
[cobra]: I thought they hated each other though I thought they hated each other though
[spencer_ein]: Listen,
[host_matt]: that's real life. This is a movie. Don't worry about it.
[spencer_ein]: Editor. It turns out that Jack Magnum is actually an alias. his real name.
[spencer_ein]: Whatever his first name, Hobbs,
[cobra]: Luke,
[spencer_ein]: What's his first name in that movie? Lizel name Luu Cobbs,
[spencer_ein]: What
[spencer_ein]: so naturally, And then, of course, when he asked Dot, what's dominated the last
[spencer_ein]: name again? Do
[host_matt]: Totto,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: too
[spencer_ein]: torto.
[cobra]: too,
[spencer_ein]: So Doctor Gretter goes
[spencer_ein]: Ma like, I can't do A a vindesel.
[cobra]: I thought was going to go. This is
[tyrone_biiiigums]: with it.
[cobra]: Brazil and then like guns, just
[spencer_ein]: No, he's going to get. No, He'. He's going to say you need my help and then he
[spencer_ein]: says anything from family,
[spencer_ein]: and then he gets a missalth bomber from his friend Jason Statham, So they take
[spencer_ein]: the stealth bomber to Transylvania. Go ahead. Go ahead.
[host_matt]: just just a question. A Jason. stay them.
[cobra]: the
[cobra]: bviously.
[host_matt]: Yeah, whos
[cobra]: Obviously,
[host_matt]: playing Jason Sta, them? the character Ja them.
[spencer_ein]: Oh, Jackie Chan,
[host_matt]: You just want
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Mhm.
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, yeah,
[host_matt]: to C up
[cobra]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: sorry. I thought that was obvious.
[spencer_ein]: Um,
[host_matt]: just for the fans so they they can follow along.
[spencer_ein]: yeah, yeah, okay, if you don't know that I, I'm sorry. I can't help
[spencer_ein]: you. Um, Yeah, that Jasonth was played by Jacke Jan.
[cobra]: it was very clear in the trailer Ma
[spencer_ein]: It's kind of a big deal anyway. So they go to. Uh, they take their stealth
[spencer_ein]: bomber and they have to sky dive. Obviously from the stealth bomber
[spencer_ein]: on to the bridge
[cobra]: withal parachutes. right.
[spencer_ein]: with stealth parachutes made out of you. guessed it, leather. the stealthiest
[spencer_ein]: material there is
[spencer_ein]: And
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Hm.
[spencer_ein]: when they land,
[cobra]: what is happening
[spencer_ein]: and when they land,
[spencer_ein]: no hold on it's
[spencer_ein]: it's a trap.
[spencer_ein]: Guess what
[spencer_ein]: Phoenix. What's his name? Philip Felix, Phoenix, Phoeni
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Yep,
[spencer_ein]: Phillips,
[spencer_ein]: Phoenix Phillips, Ah,
[spencer_ein]: who is Uh, involved with Serenth From the beginning there were a couple.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Oh, the cross,
[spencer_ein]: It was a double cross.
[host_matt]: Yeah, I could see that coming a mile away.
[spencer_ein]: Hold on though,
[spencer_ein]: but guess what, Ryan Reynolds, whos who you think is playing Ryan Reynolds,
[spencer_ein]: like he always does, isn't normal Remal luck. he does all the other movies. He
[spencer_ein]: seems like that for the entire movie until
[spencer_ein]: he stabbs Serenth in the neck,
[spencer_ein]: killing her Triple
[cobra]: with? like his baroca Blz from
[spencer_ein]: tripp.
[cobra]: ▁x Manine,
[spencer_ein]: No, we don't. we don't talk about that movie
[cobra]: Okay, I'm sorry.
[spencer_ein]: Killing Uh Galgedo,
[cobra]: Oh, Thes.
[spencer_ein]: Taking the orb,
[cobra]: such as hard time, he kills the actress. That's amazing.
[spencer_ein]: He kills the actress. He, he's a method actor, kills her in Reli,
[spencer_ein]: So so he kills her, Takes the orb, which at the end of the movie actually opens
[spencer_ein]: up
[spencer_ein]: to be to have a map inside and that, And that map
[spencer_ein]: is for the sequel. We'll figure that out. We'll figure that out in in post
[host_matt]: What's the? What's the name of the
[host_matt]: sequel's?
[spencer_ein]: blue, notice,
[spencer_ein]: Mhm, and it'll call the color the Color Trilogy, The Color trilogy,
[cobra]: Okay's note.
[cobra]: Okay's note.
[cobra]: Okay's note.
[cobra]: Okay's note.
[cobra]: Okay's note.
[cobra]: Okay's note.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: that's twenty twenty two all over
[host_matt]: What's the third color in the color trilogy?
[spencer_ein]: Mane,
[spencer_ein]: notice,
[host_matt]: Notice,
[spencer_ein]: No notice, The Big pauss, and then and then notice, Maroon Day, noticed,
[cobra]: it's Ra,
[spencer_ein]: For some reason,
[spencer_ein]: Yeah,
[cobra]: the coar to the Je, the red, notice the blue balls and the maroon. What?
[spencer_ein]: day, notice,
[cobra]: Okay?
[spencer_ein]: Listen, we'll get to the T guys. I know you're very excited about
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Mhmm.
[spencer_ein]: this. The prospects here in the The The The Obvious Trilogy That's coming, But
[spencer_ein]: let's let's not get the the The horse A front of the cart quite yet. Or
[spencer_ein]: whatever that saying is
[host_matt]: shouldn't we get the horse front of the cart so it can go somewhere?
[cobra]: Yes, let's not. let's let's let. Let's not get the horse in front of the cart.
[spencer_ein]: What year is it? None of us have horses.
[spencer_ein]: Let's not sit here and pretend that we drive our carriages around town. Okay,
[cobra]: Oh, I walk everywhere.
[spencer_ein]: yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: now on Monday to Friday,
[spencer_ein]: yeah, exactly exactly my point, Exactly.
[host_matt]: Someone to drive my carriage For me who drives a
[host_matt]: carriageages.
[spencer_ein]: Mattheys. rubbing in thatdies drivers
[spencer_ein]: anyways.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: what are you down in Ay?
[spencer_ein]: So as at, anyways, as Phoenix Phillips flies away, he's obviously like hanging
[spencer_ein]: from a helicopter at this point and he's like you know, Ran Reddal. Now this is
[spencer_ein]: different be cause now he's all like he's not joky anymore. He's like really
[spencer_ein]: serious, which is a cool kind of little twist. And then he opens the orb and he
[spencer_ein]: says I never cared for the Orb, Magnum.
[spencer_ein]: It was with Sa Theob, and I used you like I used at Ten Nala Bill to pay my
[spencer_ein]: way. There opens your throws. the oar. A drops him a ten dollar bill just to
[spencer_ein]: rub it in, and then the rock naturally says
[spencer_ein]: the samein over Phillips,
[spencer_ein]: dissin over. I will track you to the end at time And then then Phillips
[spencer_ein]: naturally sets back to him. Oh, with what agency
[spencer_ein]: you run, the run, Magnum, you ru. the front
[spencer_ein]: flies away.
[cobra]: So it's the joker. In the end,
[cobra]: So it's the joker. In the end,
[spencer_ein]: No, No, he's just laughing.
[host_matt]: Yeahs,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: No, that I see a pretty good reynolds
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, and then uh, and then Magnam
[cobra]: Rodynolds would be a good readddler. I got to say, just as a side note.
[spencer_ein]: Mac Magnum and the magnum smoulders for a little while as he does, and then yet
[spencer_ein]: it ends with him on the run. Galgado dead, and uh,
[spencer_ein]: you know, naturally the rock has to beat Phillips to the Uh, Asztec prize.
[spencer_ein]: Who
[cobra]: Oh, it's an at Rize.
[spencer_ein]: maybe
[spencer_ein]: see you're all intrigued. Blue
[host_matt]: Yes,
[spencer_ein]: notice coming summer. twenty twenty four
[spencer_ein]: stirring, Ja,
[cobra]: wait,
[spencer_ein]: and stayed them by Jackie Chan.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: out.
[cobra]: Jackie Chan as Jason
[cobra]: Stateer
[spencer_ein]: Well, now I'm in.
[spencer_ein]: I cut the black.
[spencer_ein]: thank you. thank you. come on, guys. give it up.
[host_matt]: we have a few minutes here for for questions
[spencer_ein]: Yes,
[host_matt]: for the writer director
[host_matt]: of this fine film.
[host_matt]: Who would like to go first?
[spencer_ein]: I, I'm the The floor is open
[cobra]: I, I
[spencer_ein]: and
[cobra]: have one question
[cobra]: is an,
[cobra]: feel free to tell me that this is a secret for the other movies. But
[cobra]: given that Gagado has a castle in Transylvania,
[spencer_ein]: yes,
[cobra]: and that she beats up
[cobra]: to
[cobra]: guys, one who is almost literally a rock.
[spencer_ein]: Mhm,
[cobra]: Is she actually Countess Batery the famous vampire, and that's why she can beat them
[cobra]: up?
[spencer_ein]: so guy, Um, obviously very hushsh. this projects. you know, we don't want
[cobra]: Okay,
[spencer_ein]: to. We don't give too much away, but there is potential that the hidden
[spencer_ein]: treasurer that laid within the egg did lead to something of supernatural
[spencer_ein]: origins.
[spencer_ein]: I'm not
[cobra]: cool, cool.
[spencer_ein]: going to say too much. I don't want to say too much. But
[cobra]: Okay, No, that's Fa. That's her
[spencer_ein]: Dracula blood, that's all. we'll say. I am. I goingnna put up ▁jim us anything.
[spencer_ein]: That's it,
[cobra]: right.
[spencer_ein]: and any other questions?
[host_matt]: Okay, Okay, good, um, yeah, I have a question. Um,
[spencer_ein]: Yes,
[spencer_ein]: all the cocaine. Yes,
[host_matt]: Well, that was, that was a second question, but I figure
[cobra]: That was not a question. That was not a question.
[host_matt]: that was implied. I think at this point,
[spencer_ein]: yes,
[host_matt]: Um, now, my question is about the Um.
[host_matt]: Jason Statham, part of the movie
[spencer_ein]: yes,
[host_matt]: played by Jackie Shan.
[spencer_ein]: yes,
[host_matt]: Is he
[host_matt]: the ludicrous of this gang? Is he the tech genius finder fix, or cgy.
[spencer_ein]: a great question. great question.
[spencer_ein]: Now every movie needs a ludicrous, Everybody knows that and screenwriting,
[spencer_ein]: and this
[spencer_ein]: isn't
[spencer_ein]: the ludicrous of this movie per se. For that role, we are trying to actively to
[spencer_ein]: get ludicrous.
[spencer_ein]: Now
[cobra]: Okay,
[spencer_ein]: his Jackie Chanance character, Sorry, Jason Statham's character, No
[spencer_ein]: Jackie Chance character, Jason Statham
[cobra]: right.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Hm.
[spencer_ein]: is
[spencer_ein]: more of a uh,
[spencer_ein]: eccentric billionaire type, He he provides. He provides Dominic, uh, toreto
[spencer_ein]: with his
[spencer_ein]: Uh, a high budget, uh weaponry, Uh, you know Mc mechanics, and and so forth
[host_matt]: Um,
[spencer_ein]: does.
[host_matt]: Yeah, No, I was great. thank you, Fa of question. though, Um, you said you were
[host_matt]: trying to get lucariist for this movie? Do you know your movie comes out in
[host_matt]: November?
[spencer_ein]: yes, yes, Yes,
[spencer_ein]: that's a great question. Another great question, Matt. Now,
[spencer_ein]: the thing about ludicrous is I don't know if anyone's ever worked with him
[spencer_ein]: before he won't come to set.
[spencer_ein]: It's in his contract. He only likes. He will only work at a movie. if he's put
[spencer_ein]: in post, be a photohop. He doesn't leave his house,
[spencer_ein]: So
[spencer_ein]: so what we do is with the magic
[spencer_ein]: of
[spencer_ein]: C. G. I, post production, We just we'll just uh, you know, we'll just put him
[spencer_ein]: in there. We'll put him in there
[cobra]: So what what you're saying
[spencer_ein]: anywhere
[cobra]: is Andy Circus? As ludicrous is what you're saying here.
[spencer_ein]: it. It's I don't want to give too much away, but
[spencer_ein]: we're
[spencer_ein]: talkative of the column.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Gg. big revial.
[host_matt]: excellent, um,
[spencer_ein]: Smegle himself.
[host_matt]: Listen, this sounds just
[host_matt]: like a trip.
[host_matt]: Want we have time for one more question and
[spencer_ein]: Yes, go ahead.
[host_matt]: be? I feel like you haven't got one in here. Do
[spencer_ein]: go ahead, Chris.
[host_matt]: you have anything to ask
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Yes, I have one question. What's with the other two orbs from the opening
[tyrone_biiiigums]: from the opening of the
[tyrone_biiiigums]: trailer, but the focus on this. This, this singular orbal, Cyrus seems to
[spencer_ein]: Great. another great question.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: be the attention, but that feels a bit like one two punch misdirction. The
[tyrone_biiiigums]: fuck happened to those two?
[spencer_ein]: Well, everyone knows that the uh, god Osyrus is the god of the Sun,
[spencer_ein]: and naturally where there is the sun.
[cobra]: Not really, but continue.
[spencer_ein]: Listen, listen, guys. what is this? The Uh, the the learning channel,
[host_matt]: Ha,
[host_matt]: percent not.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Not licensedsed.
[host_matt]: Butm I'm the god of the moon.
[host_matt]: Butm I'm the god of the moon.
[host_matt]: Butm I'm the god of the moon.
[host_matt]: Butm I'm the god of the moon.
[host_matt]: Butm I'm the god of the moon.
[spencer_ein]: Osyrus is the god of the son, E One knows that and the god of the moon
[spencer_ein]: is Matt.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: It's Mat.
[cobra]: it's Matt, Swedish, ma, Swedish, ma,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: not set
[cobra]: No
[cobra]: Swedish matters.
[spencer_ein]: You know what
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Swedish Man
[spencer_ein]: I was,
[host_matt]: I am to God of the moon.
[spencer_ein]: So that is the orb.
[spencer_ein]: You know. you guys mail it. So the second orb is the Orb of fetish Mat, and
[spencer_ein]: that comes into play in the sequel. I don't want give awayinted in this movie.
[spencer_ein]: In the trailer lot. There's
[spencer_ein]: a lot. There's a lot of Setu sequel In this in this movie, Almost the entire
[tyrone_biiiigums]: three ors, three movies.
[spencer_ein]: plot. Really,
[cobra]: I think it's very
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[cobra]: encouraging that you wrote this as as a trilogy because
[spencer_ein]: I mean you don't
[cobra]: you don't have to tack on the story right
[spencer_ein]: you don't get the Andy Cergus, If don't think is going to be as equal
[host_matt]: that's fair, because I think it's really important that you have some time to
[host_matt]: explain how Osys is is the god of fertility, agriculture, the afterlife, but not
[host_matt]: the sun, so that you can cover that in in blue.
[spencer_ein]: in what world is fertility, not the sun. The sun gives life.
[cobra]: in the Egyptian mythology world.
[host_matt]: Yeah, yeah, um, maybe maybe Swedish man can teach Um, Jack. Package about raw.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Wheres it? Jack package? How much Bo is given watching
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, it, Jack Magnum,
[host_matt]: I just Jack Magum. All right.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Jack package?
[cobra]: It's Jack Package, and you know Serena, fathw.
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: it's Sen,
[spencer_ein]: sen.
[host_matt]: that's
[cobra]: my bad,
[host_matt]: honestly. I think
[cobra]: serene fat woman.
[host_matt]: I. I think we've. We've both made the The Red notice the movie and we've also
[host_matt]: started casting for
[host_matt]: Red.
[host_matt]: noticed the porn.
[spencer_ein]: no, No,
[spencer_ein]: that's also already in production.
[host_matt]: All right, So the randomizer has already been randomized. We got this full' full,
[host_matt]: not awful ranomizer. I'm not pressing you. Just if someone was thinking they were
[host_matt]: a randomo next up is
[host_matt]: myself.
[host_matt]: No,
[host_matt]: that's no. that's a bad randomizer Bat,
[host_matt]: it's bad randomizer. I am going to go next, based on the previous Rands. We did.
[host_matt]: The movie I've chosen is The King's Man,
[cobra]: Oh boy,
[host_matt]: and well, there are are a number of trailers out for this one. specifically I
[host_matt]: have only watched recently
[host_matt]: is the Red Band trailer that came out at the end of August. So that's the one I'm
[host_matt]: going to primarily focus on. Uh, I recommend you go watching that now. Um, so you
[host_matt]: can get caught up on this madness. We will wait for you like we did the last
[host_matt]: time. Currently everybody's taking a drink.
[host_matt]: All right That was long enough. I like these get short every time, but you're not
[host_matt]: a pause. It's fine, Welcome back so that was pretty awesome. right. Let me let me
[host_matt]: give you a synopsis. Uh, for the people who just do not want to watch trailers.
[host_matt]: Uh, The King's Man is the third movie in the Kingsman trilogy and this one is
[host_matt]: going back to where it all began. Uh, It stars Ralph, or don't call me Ralph, Ray
[host_matt]: Fines, Raf. is it Raf or Ralph,
[cobra]: Ra finds
[host_matt]: Raif, Sure, whatevery, he is, The Duke of Oxford,
[spencer_ein]: It's not. It's not Ra.
[host_matt]: No, Raf.
[cobra]: it's the Raf with enough.
[spencer_ein]: like a ring, wreth
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Are you serious? He doesn't prefer it. He doesn't prefer Ralph.
[host_matt]: No,
[cobra]: No, No, it's Rafines.
[host_matt]: he's specifically. It's like R. A ph. H. raif.
[cobra]: Yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Okay? Well,
[host_matt]: That's what he's going with. Is it spelled like Ralph? One million per cent, But
[cobra]: Yes,
[host_matt]: we'll cover that another pocast, So Raf finds
[spencer_ein]: an entire broadcast.
[host_matt]: the t. Fckgs dedicated to so
[spencer_ein]: The letter ▁l,
[host_matt]: Raf fines. Yeah, just what was it? What's it doing?
[host_matt]: So Rayfines is the Duke of Oxford and he is going to create the King's Men
[host_matt]: organization. Um, and from the trailer? Listen
[host_matt]: short, answer, this is two and a half hours of nonstop violence. That's all the
[host_matt]: trailer taught me. It's a bit of walking, Um, and there's also,
[spencer_ein]: a bit of walking.
[cobra]: a bit of walking. well, I mean,
[host_matt]: yeah, it.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: a brisk walking.
[host_matt]: Yeah, some.
[cobra]: as far as Australers go, it doesn't have a damage. one
[spencer_ein]: Yeah,
[host_matt]: No. It's just a bit of
[tyrone_biiiigums]: if you look.
[host_matt]: brisk walking. That's just to get
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Hm.
[host_matt]: between the murder.
[cobra]: them,
[host_matt]: Um.
[cobra]: walking from
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[cobra]: water side to murder site.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: yousssssssssssssssssss.
[host_matt]: and and there's going to be Um. lots of cool, cool gadgets and murder. That
[host_matt]: probably don't make sense for the time period The time here it is World war one.
[host_matt]: Um, we all see Um. Archdke Ferdinand and his wife, buddy sister. I don't know who
[host_matt]: knows history gets shot. Yeah, they all get shot. Um, Yeah, we've also got
[cobra]: all of them.
[spencer_ein]: it was a weird time.
[host_matt]: Resputon, who is the main uh. antagonist it appears, but there's also. there's
[host_matt]: lots going on anyway. so Um. Thezke of Oxford wants to meet Desar for
[host_matt]: let's say sorry. I prepare this. He's going to meet Thezar to prevent the war.
[host_matt]: but Ras Beton listen, he is the one who shot Fs. Ferdinand, and so
[host_matt]: spoiler alert. I know
[spencer_ein]: I thought that was by the hand
[host_matt]: that doesn't sound right. This is that's not the movie. What? Now? it's
[spencer_ein]: in history. was it the Black Hand
[host_matt]: what.
[spencer_ein]: who in real history killed friends, Fernond? It was like a group,
[cobra]: Ah, yeah,
[spencer_ein]: the Black Hand or something.
[cobra]: something like that. Something like that.
[host_matt]: Yeah, Yeah, respue and Black Hand I Iready said that, Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, obvious. that's what he said.
[host_matt]: Anyh,
[spencer_ein]: Continue, Sir,
[host_matt]: Yeah, it's the. It's the reput and group, So they killcause. They want us set off
[host_matt]: the war right. They want this war to go down and it's not just. It's not just
[host_matt]: respute. It's like a whole evil league of evil people from the early N. Well,
[host_matt]: twentieth century Nineteen hundred. It's called Nineteen Hundred. That sounds
[host_matt]: good
[host_matt]: and so respe. Just what
[cobra]: Those are both
[host_matt]: y. I know? I was just trying to,
[cobra]: the same thing, the Nineteen Hundreds or the twentieth
[host_matt]: I think, but Nineteen Hundred sounds older and
[cobra]: old third. That's fair.
[host_matt]: cooler. Twentieth Century sounds modern.
[spencer_ein]: who. hold on. who else is in this evil group? I'm interested,
[host_matt]: But besides respute,
[spencer_ein]: baby Hiler,
[cobra]: No,
[host_matt]: I mean,
[cobra]: what Hitler was fighting. The one. he was like a soldier.
[host_matt]: yeah,
[cobra]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: Young Hitler
[cobra]: So is easy going to be in this
[host_matt]: n no, now, becausecause
[host_matt]: Hitlers, Hitler's a whole vibe right and it's just it's just a different fb.
[cobra]: five and a half it? Svivant isn a five and a half. Yes,
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[host_matt]: yeah, like
[host_matt]: respes here like you know. He's hi, a drink and fuck and murder and he's all out
[host_matt]: a drink and
[host_matt]: I don't know. he's going to do the other two lots of it in the movie
[host_matt]: And so what's really going to happen here is
[host_matt]: the Duke of Oxford and his son and his
[host_matt]: sister and his adopted cousin.
[host_matt]: Uh,
[spencer_ein]: is a doctor, cousin,
[host_matt]: yeah, the Duke's adopted cousin. Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: tall, family affair.
[host_matt]: yeah, yeah, well, I mean like you see them on the trailer, right like we have.
[host_matt]: Well, let me let me get my my roster up here as I can talk about it. So yeah, we
[host_matt]: have a Raf is the Duke of Oxford, and I don't know if this is true, but I love
[host_matt]: it. so I'm going with it. Orlando Oxford is his name.
[host_matt]: Uh, and then we have
[tyrone_biiiigums]: seem distinguished.
[cobra]: sounds like a character from Spencer's movie
[spencer_ein]: I was going. They
[host_matt]: Di right.
[spencer_ein]: almost as cool with Phoenix Phillips.
[host_matt]: That's better. And then we havejim uh, Art Arderton, and that's his, his sister,
[host_matt]: Um,
[host_matt]: and then we have
[spencer_ein]: What's her name in the movie
[host_matt]: Polly, Polly Oxford.
[spencer_ein]: Polly Oxford,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Four.
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: He Spe
[cobra]: Po, Polly Poxford, To keep
[spencer_ein]: pon,
[cobra]: theiteration going.
[host_matt]: yeah, Okay, and A, and then we have Harrison Oror, Harris Dickinson, that's his
[host_matt]: son Conrad, and
[spencer_ein]: His son is a different last name.
[host_matt]: you know his son
[host_matt]: Harris, Dick Dixon is the actor
[cobra]: That's the actor's name
[spencer_ein]: What's the character's name?
[host_matt]: Conrad Conrad Oxford is 's name
[spencer_ein]: Gorad Oaksbed?
[host_matt]: right.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: You can't fool
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: me. We all know that's Jason Siegel, after a ton of P. ninety ▁x
[spencer_ein]: Yeah,
[host_matt]: maybe,
[host_matt]: and then we have uh,
[host_matt]: uh, Gjimon, Hansu,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Gimon, Hanszu,
[host_matt]: That's
[tyrone_biiiigums]: my man. use everything
[cobra]: that.
[host_matt]: Gimon Hansu,
[spencer_ein]: is it Hantsu I thought his last name was Houston.
[cobra]: ▁ultimate that guy that nobody knows the name of it, but everybody knows. Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: That last name was Houston.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I know. his name
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Hunsu.
[spencer_ein]: I thought that guy's last name was Houston, Gmon. Houston, Hansu,
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: Wow,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Yeah, look at the
[cobra]: Do you think
[tyrone_biiiigums]: spelling H, o, U N s. O.
[spencer_ein]: side,
[cobra]: he' from the very
[host_matt]: wow,
[cobra]: a traditional African family of the Houstons,
[cobra]: a traditional African family of the Houstons,
[spencer_ein]: Ah, ain't dyslexia a bitch boy,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: You
[host_matt]: No,
[spencer_ein]: am I right?
[tyrone_biiiigums]: learn something new every day, Empathy.
[spencer_ein]: am my right boys,
[host_matt]: any who he is? He is playing uh, Shola, who is Uh, the Duke of Oxford's uh,
[host_matt]: adopted cousin.
[host_matt]: Yeah, So anyway, so theyre going to chase around, Um,
[host_matt]: uh, Re,
[host_matt]: and his evil gang and I'm pretty sure like the king, England is going to get
[host_matt]: involved.
[spencer_ein]: Ma, you make it sound so exciting.
[host_matt]: Yeah, No, because the king, because it turns out the King of England is running
[host_matt]: the whole evil Kbal.
[spencer_ein]: What
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[cobra]: Oh,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Six,
[host_matt]: right,
[spencer_ein]: kings never do any bad things, Especially Kings of England,
[host_matt]: right, but that, but
[cobra]: yeah,
[host_matt]: that's just it.
[host_matt]: this one is going to do something bad.
[spencer_ein]: What a white
[host_matt]: right.
[spencer_ein]: monarch doing bad things
[cobra]: never happened.
[host_matt]: I know. spoiler.
[cobra]: It's
[spencer_ein]: crazy.
[cobra]: stretching my suspension of thisblief here Mat.
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, I know
[host_matt]: right I. I.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: so shocked.
[host_matt]: I know.
[host_matt]: I know.
[spencer_ein]: Okay, I'm listening.
[host_matt]: here it. wait. it gets. it gets better. So
[host_matt]: the Duke of Oxford is going to. They're not going to prevent World War One.
[host_matt]: Unfortunately,
[spencer_ein]: Swe
[host_matt]: but
[host_matt]: what they are going to do
[host_matt]: if they
[host_matt]: stop it
[host_matt]: a couple months earlier than it would have stoped on its own
[spencer_ein]: Okay,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: That's fantastic
[spencer_ein]: Wow,
[cobra]: That is what heroes. they, all of them
[host_matt]: right.
[cobra]: heroes.
[cobra]: heroes.
[host_matt]: And how they're going to do this
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Mhm,
[host_matt]: is
[host_matt]: murder's correct.
[cobra]: Yes, of course,
[spencer_ein]: nice. Yes,
[host_matt]: Yeah, lots of
[tyrone_biiiigums]: pornography
[host_matt]: murder. There's going to be like people exploding people out of buildings with
[host_matt]: grenades that have way too much gunpowder for the time period they're in.
[spencer_ein]: I, too, saw that scene.
[host_matt]: And, but what's going to happen Herecause? we got to keep the King's been
[host_matt]: franchiseed going.
[host_matt]: The King of England
[host_matt]: is going to kill Rasbin to make it look like he wasn't doing any shady stuff,
[host_matt]: But secretly afterwards
[host_matt]: you see him talking a hiler.
[spencer_ein]: Oh shi.
[cobra]: O, she,
[cobra]: I see,
[spencer_ein]: oh,
[host_matt]: right.
[spencer_ein]: Mhm.
[host_matt]: Yeah, and then
[tyrone_biiiigums]: pornography.
[host_matt]: you better believe it. That whole thing's going to happen.
[spencer_ein]: but but when he's talking to Hitler, they're just talking about painting, cause
[spencer_ein]: he's at that stage'. nothing farious,
[host_matt]: Yeah, no, Yeah, like you talk about.
[cobra]: and vegetarianism
[spencer_ein]: Yeah,
[host_matt]: Yeahcause, all the kingland, the King Alien, Just get a hire Hitler to to
[host_matt]: repaint, Uh, one of the rooms in Windsorcastle,
[spencer_ein]: and hilers like, I'm not that kind of painter. I'm an artist and he like, just
[spencer_ein]: do the work and then Hitlers,
[spencer_ein]: And that's
[cobra]: and that'. What? His Hitler off?
[spencer_ein]: yeah, and that's what sets Hitler off
[host_matt]: Basically he's going to be like, Oh, Hitler, I've seen your work. It's very
[host_matt]: derivative. Just painte this wall white, and
[spencer_ein]: and
[host_matt]: that's really,
[cobra]: Ooh, that's the last drop. The the Strao broke the camels back.
[host_matt]: and that's why
[spencer_ein]: nine.
[host_matt]: right, and he stamps around like a child.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: See the violins and the eye, twitch.
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, like a child, got it.
[cobra]: He called the. He called the
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[cobra]: police in the nine.
[spencer_ein]: We'll let it that out.
[host_matt]: I' going to add that out.
[cobra]: Okay, that's fair.
[host_matt]: So anyways, so in an a stinger, Hitler's going to paint the wall off white.
[spencer_ein]: Oh my God, he would do that.
[cobra]: Oh, I thought you was just going to do a giant Sws toick on the wall.
[host_matt]: No, no, no, he's not. He's not there
[host_matt]: yet. he's just
[cobra]: He's not there yet. Okay
[spencer_ein]: Yeah,
[host_matt]: he's getting the seeds of like evil, so it's like
[spencer_ein]: yeah, that's just a Buddhist symbol.
[host_matt]: the king England wants, just like like egg white.
[host_matt]: and he gives him like a beige, white,
[cobra]: because soft white
[host_matt]: just just to show him he's not to be fucked with.
[cobra]: Whos? that Okay?
[spencer_ein]: Oh my God,
[cobra]: right,
[spencer_ein]: that's like a sea shell white.
[host_matt]: Maybe
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Wow, wow,
[spencer_ein]: Oh, that that is evil.
[host_matt]: does Hitler know Is Hitler dis Hitler choosing the right paint color? Or is he an
[host_matt]: idiot and not know how to paint? We don't know
[spencer_ein]: so I think we know.
[cobra]: I think we know.
[host_matt]: no
[spencer_ein]: Um, few few questions here.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: but do we?
[host_matt]: idea. and then and then and then Sorry just to finish up and
[spencer_ein]: Oh, y.
[host_matt]: then um, and then so like um, Comrade Oxford is going to come through murder.
[host_matt]: then um, and then so like um, Comrade Oxford is going to come through murder.
[host_matt]: haler,
[host_matt]: haler,
[spencer_ein]: I was wondering where that was like that was my. Goes back to my question.
[spencer_ein]: These main characters in the film don't seem to be doing much. They. it seems
[spencer_ein]: to be more like you were writing a a King of England movie.
[host_matt]: No, no, no, no, no,
[cobra]: No, But so so I think
[host_matt]: it's mostly the duke. The Duke's running around killing people.
[cobra]: I think I got. I think I got it as
[host_matt]: It's like it. it's yeah, Go ahead you, you. you. tell me if you've got this
[cobra]: no. So I think the title the King's Men is Is you think? It's because of the other
[cobra]: King's Men movies and that's where it's going to come from. But actually Hitler is
[cobra]: the King's Man. That's That's the The twist in this movie.
[cobra]: Did I get right Mat?
[host_matt]: right. Yeah, exactly.
[cobra]: there you go.
[spencer_ein]: Hes, You don't see it in the writing, but it's actually the King's paint man be
[spencer_ein]: cause he does his painting.
[cobra]: Yeah, it's like. Yeah, it's hiden's. a hidden word.
[host_matt]: yeah, we didn't. it's
[tyrone_biiiigums]: you're high.
[host_matt]: it's no. What are you talk about?
[spencer_ein]: Well, what does that have to do with anything?
[cobra]: Why why give that away?
[tyrone_biiiigums]: He ki the King's man like this is clearly another forty another. another
[tyrone_biiiigums]: forty eight hours Back in time is a. the King'sman is really the badman.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: There's a heist taking place. Where do you think all that gunpowder came
[tyrone_biiiigums]: from?
[cobra]: Batman,
[cobra]: as in the Cape
[tyrone_biiiigums]: The Ba,
[cobra]: Crusador, Oh, I got excited for a second. There.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: na, the bag, B, G, man
[host_matt]: Ludo Ludo Bagman
[host_matt]: If you will.
[spencer_ein]: Yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: of the Ottomans,
[spencer_ein]: who? who's
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: ludicrous playing in this movie?
[host_matt]: Ludo Bagman, I thought it was obvious.
[spencer_ein]: That's That's what I thought too was Is that ludicrous
[cobra]: He's playing Jackie Chan as Little Bagman.
[spencer_ein]: genius?
[host_matt]: Yeah, so so basically what happens in this movie is just just to clean this up.
[host_matt]: Is there is some walking from the Duke of Oxford. He's talking to the King of
[host_matt]: England and then he walks back and there's a whole bunch of murder. They talk to
[host_matt]: a resputein. He tries to murder them. They blowve a bunch of shit. half Thesar's
[host_matt]: family is killed. You know, Franz Ferdinand killed a little more. Talking with
[host_matt]: the King, England,
[host_matt]: and then the Duke of Oxford, and Polly and Conrad
[host_matt]: and uh Chla all show up, kill respute.
[spencer_ein]: I thought
[host_matt]: save the day.
[spencer_ein]: the King of England keep way way away. I thought the King of England killed
[spencer_ein]: Rabton.
[host_matt]: Yes,
[host_matt]: he.
[spencer_ein]: Keep thinking,
[cobra]: He blames it on the other guys.
[spencer_ein]: take a time. No, no, take it. time.
[host_matt]: so he poisons him
[host_matt]: And then, but before the poison could kill him, those are like Guy, show up
[host_matt]: because the King England told him where they could find him, But that was his
[host_matt]: insurance
[cobra]: Oh,
[host_matt]: policy. Like a poison him, in case these guys can't get the job done, But he's
[host_matt]: hoping the kings, the fake King's men, if you will, would kill him, so it looks
[host_matt]: like he was innocent.
[cobra]: so
[spencer_ein]: That makes sense with history
[cobra]: he sat up like a chess master gambit so that he would always
[host_matt]: Yes,
[cobra]: get the win.
[spencer_ein]: and like in in history, Res was famously poisoned,
[spencer_ein]: shot and stabbed
[host_matt]: exactly
[cobra]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: till all those things have to happen to them in this film.
[host_matt]: Well, that's why we have like That's why Orlando and Conrad and Shala and Polly
[host_matt]: all show up. because H. D. one of thoses
[host_matt]: them to make sure he's dead. other than the poison. Pardon.
[cobra]: is that why they walked so much as well?
[cobra]: Is that why they walked so much as well?
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: I mean they didn't. They didn't have cars then, so
[cobra]: That's fair.
[host_matt]: Yeah, how they get there.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: and there was no power walking yet
[cobra]: it wasn't invented.
[spencer_ein]: they didn't even have seg waves.
[spencer_ein]: Like. how are they supposed to get from point eight to point B?
[cobra]: That was
[host_matt]: No, No. No,
[cobra]: a hard time. No, they didn't. It was a hard time like you had to let like the subject
[cobra]: die on its own. There was no whatsoever.
[spencer_ein]: Oh
[tyrone_biiiigums]: dod sleds,
[host_matt]: any questions about about this movie?
[spencer_ein]: so many.
[cobra]: I have. Wonder, is there going to be a sequelcause? This sounds awesome.
[spencer_ein]: there's already four sequels.
[cobra]: No, for this one, it's a sequel to the prequel.
[host_matt]: No's, a.
[host_matt]: No's, a.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: But this starts in the past.
[spencer_ein]: Is there a prequel sequel?
[host_matt]: Which way is that
[tyrone_biiiigums]: That' a good.
[host_matt]: Go? Is that before this or after this?
[tyrone_biiiigums]: A prequel sequel to the To the prequel,
[spencer_ein]: This is. this is a prequel. Is there a
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: sequel for this prequel?
[host_matt]: Oh so after
[cobra]: Yes,
[host_matt]: so there's this movie?
[tyrone_biiiigums]: And does it start Jason Siegel,
[spencer_ein]: Is
[host_matt]: Um,
[spencer_ein]: there a prequel sequel starring Jason's eagle, Jeez,
[cobra]: nice. nice.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: who was chasing a stolen Autumn. Beagle
[host_matt]: I'm I'm not
[host_matt]: allowed to divulge that. At this point we're still negotiations.
[spencer_ein]: too. far, too far
[cobra]: right.
[cobra]: Do you have the
[host_matt]: But but,
[cobra]: screenplayhuh?
[host_matt]: but we've got it written. Yeah,
[host_matt]: and and
[spencer_ein]: on paper.
[host_matt]: yeah, we
[cobra]: napkins?
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Is the script sealed?
[spencer_ein]: Oh good. that's good. that's good,
[host_matt]: W.
[cobra]: Has a. It's on neptance.
[host_matt]: it's typed. It's typed. It's typed on napkins. It's not important. and
[spencer_ein]: typed on napkins. That's
[host_matt]: yeah.
[spencer_ein]: impressive.
[cobra]: That's that's dedication.
[spencer_ein]: That takes work.
[host_matt]: So and so this is where we're going to start to connect. Uh, Michael Kan
[host_matt]: to the King's.
[spencer_ein]: D say Michael, K,
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: Somebody say mole, kind,
[cobra]: your cocaine.
[spencer_ein]: Mi, Okay, that's Mi,
[cobra]: I'm my be. that's my be.
[host_matt]: Any other questions?
[cobra]: No, No,
[spencer_ein]: Um.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Where is Lily? In all of this
[host_matt]: who?
[spencer_ein]: Where are any of the characters in any? Oh, right they walking.
[cobra]: yeahing, walking and murdering, marking and murdering.
[host_matt]: No, they're walking and murdering.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: you could find them.
[host_matt]: I thought. I thought it was very clear on that you saw. You saw literally every
[host_matt]: scene of murder in the trailer
[spencer_ein]: So is
[host_matt]: except for when Resbin Diescause, can't ruin that.
[spencer_ein]: I'm getting the vibe that this movie has. Um, No, How do put this dialoge?
[spencer_ein]: Do your character speak?
[tyrone_biiiigums]: There' a lot of knowing nods.
[host_matt]: Um,
[spencer_ein]: That's close.
[host_matt]: everybody except Uh.
[host_matt]: Raf finds a K. The Duke of Oxford speaks in one liners.
[host_matt]: His son
[spencer_ein]: perfect.
[host_matt]: will ask him a couple of questions, but generally it's refines just going off on
[host_matt]: Sil ▁quiz. at random times.
[spencer_ein]: sound beautiful.
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[cobra]: Oh, I have a question. who who did you cast to play Young Hitler in this movie
[spencer_ein]: That's a good one,
[host_matt]: Stanley tuchci.
[spencer_ein]: Stanley, Jucy, good casing,
[spencer_ein]: Stanley, Jucy, good casing,
[spencer_ein]: Stanley, Jucy, good casing,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Oh yeah,
[cobra]: Perfect, Amazing
[tyrone_biiiigums]: so in love. I'm so in love. I'm deep in love.
[cobra]: without, without a wig or anything, Just bald as it comes, right,
[host_matt]: No, it's just straight straight to chea. I. He looks like him already. Yeah,
[cobra]: amazing, amazing amazing actor. Yes,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Man, that man's scalp is glistening. Okay, What is it like of you know,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: the product he must put like Beries and
[spencer_ein]: par and
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Natural,
[spencer_ein]: juic, all naturalldness.
[host_matt]: that's yeah. that's true. Mhm. Um,
[cobra]: Jerry Carlin varnished
[host_matt]: Wow,
[cobra]: is
[spencer_ein]: So,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: you know. So
[spencer_ein]: Ma, do you want all? Ma? Do you want all the Oscars now or just a few of them?
[host_matt]: Yeah, so I,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: yeah,
[host_matt]: I'm going to say this. It's not the typical King's men. This is. we are going for
[host_matt]: as many Oscars as possible.
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, do you want them shipped right to your house, or should we organize some
[host_matt]: We should give one to to refines for all us talking, but I mean that should just
[spencer_ein]: sort of?
[host_matt]: be like
[host_matt]: Best score like you know, the ones that suck.
[spencer_ein]: Is it is it weird? Is it weird to give the best acting word to the
[spencer_ein]: screenwriter?
[host_matt]: I don't think so.
[cobra]: wait? Wait a minute.
[spencer_ein]: Okay,
[cobra]: You say you are going to give Ra finds the Oscar for best score in
[cobra]: this movie
[spencer_ein]: yeah, yeah, he gets best score. That's all
[cobra]: Amazing Amazingmaz,
[host_matt]: Yeah, yeah,
[spencer_ein]: that's all.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: why? Because he settles the score is
[spencer_ein]: Yeah. Yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: the King's man?
[host_matt]: see this guy. This guy gets it
[cobra]: because his talking is so musical that he countuns the S score.
[spencer_ein]: this guy gets it. Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: all right. Well, I, that clears that up
[host_matt]: all right. So I, that's I think we've covered the King's man, Um. we' definitely
[host_matt]: going to love it. Um, it's not what you expect, but it's going to you. Um, which
[host_matt]: I'm really really excited about. So
[spencer_ein]: like in the sense that it may give you seizures.
[host_matt]: no seis of joy. That's the thing that happens right.
[cobra]: I thought you were
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, that that happens
[cobra]: going to say you're goingnna love it in.
[cobra]: you going to
[spencer_ein]: happens.
[cobra]: say you are going to love it in the sense that is going to give you children, but
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, it's
[cobra]: I'm glad you went another way.
[spencer_ein]: no, No.
[spencer_ein]: That should be on the on the on the trailer, Seizars of joy.
[cobra]: Oh, do you mean seasons? No, no, no seizures.
[spencer_ein]: No seizures of joy.
[host_matt]: It's on the poster. Uh, in theaters only, Um
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Oh,
[host_matt]: Christmas.
[spencer_ein]: No h, b o Max
[host_matt]: No, ain't got no time for that, so let's move on to Chris from Whitppy,
[host_matt]: Christman, Whippy picked saved the last dance.
[spencer_ein]: Mhm
[spencer_ein]: classic,
[host_matt]: Sorry, Okay, sorry, my ba. It's just a the last dance. Um, let's all
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I wish
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I
[host_matt]: pause.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: feel like that. also
[spencer_ein]: But' not the last dance.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: last duel.
[cobra]: It's the last duel, but
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Last
[cobra]: did you watch the trailers?
[spencer_ein]: Hey Matt
[host_matt]: No,
[spencer_ein]: Ay, Matt, Remember, Remember what I said.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: we interrupt your pause to correct
[cobra]: Yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: you
[spencer_ein]: Remember what I said about dyslexia earlier. Mat Mat gets it. Mat gets it.
[host_matt]: it sucks. Yeah, I can it
[cobra]: I don't think that's dyslexia.
[cobra]: Can blame that of dyslexia.
[host_matt]: sor. excuse me, excuse me, um,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Is perplexy or something.
[host_matt]: everybody. I just like to inform you that. apparently I don't know how this
[host_matt]: happened, but apparently I got the movie wrong.
[host_matt]: The trailer is actually the last duble.
[cobra]: Yes,
[spencer_ein]: If you watch the last dance trailer for the Michael Jordan documentary We
[spencer_ein]: apologize,
[spencer_ein]: but it
[host_matt]: I don. That's That's a great. great.
[spencer_ein]: happens. I mean it's fantastic.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Why would we?
[cobra]: it's not. Yeah. Why are you apologizing
[spencer_ein]: That's what we should be talking about.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: And if you watch the trailer for Say
[tyrone_biiiigums]: the last dance,
[cobra]: All four of us should be talking about that movie.
[host_matt]: Yeah, Yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I think we. You're wel really. Truly
[spencer_ein]: That's true. If you want to save the last dance trailer, I, too, welcome.
[host_matt]: so I suggest you pause again
[host_matt]: and watch the last duel Just so that's freshing your mind, because we will not be
[host_matt]: talking about basketball with Michael Jordan. There may be some some dance Chph,
[host_matt]: talk. I can't promise on, but it will probably
[tyrone_biiiigums]: it happen.
[host_matt]: be mostly about the last duel. Chris.
[spencer_ein]: Hey, we don't know. We don't know Michael Jordan isn't in this movie.
[host_matt]: Well, let's ask Chris if Michael Jordan is in his movie
[cobra]: Yeah, he knows. Obviously,
[spencer_ein]: Herote.
[cobra]: go for it with the boy
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Thanks for for coming back.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: So
[cobra]: Brings the brain got stuck.
[cobra]: Brings the brain got stuck.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I don't we corrected it, Then, I didn't remember anybody. Gn. The The, The
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Dramatic pause, so essentially Rily Scotts coming through to adapt a a
[tyrone_biiiigums]: novel, not novel. Sorry, but um, a book about one of the last sanctioned,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Uh, like duels from Fourteenth century France, and uh
[host_matt]: Thequel
[tyrone_biiiigums]: B like after that they were illegal, And so the screenplay Believe it or
[tyrone_biiiigums]: not, by Matt Damon and Ben Alet, And then they shared some credit with
[tyrone_biiiigums]: some person I've never heard of called Nice, whole offencer or Hall Off
[cobra]: Is this a sequence of Good Willll, hunting?
[tyrone_biiiigums]: center.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: That's a great question. Your answers will be covered. Um, as we proceed
[tyrone_biiiigums]: to do the deed, So you get what you need.
[cobra]: Now, it's a sequel after the Travel in time,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Yeah, but it's a lot happens in the trailer. You got to follow me, Brah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: follow me like I. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but at this ta, in this
[tyrone_biiiigums]: case carbt, um, so durm, um stars in this movie as as a knight who uh,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: fights a squire, played by Uh, Adam driver,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Um, And the this duel is taking place over the charge that the squire, a
[tyrone_biiiigums]: driver, uh, raked the knight's ru wife, So Mattymond's wife, Uh, that my
[tyrone_biiiigums]: name's character in the White, it's raveed and chea cheap blows the
[tyrone_biiiigums]: whistle. It's like someone. Please listen to me, someone who's believed
[tyrone_biiiigums]: me, but um throughout the whole trailer is just this, uh, this, this,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: uh,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: gut wrenching display of of how womens, not just women's rights, but um,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: different time,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: harsh time. The the, the, the word of of of anyone being wrong is just not
[tyrone_biiiigums]: taking place. And I know this might sound kind of heavy, but when I look
[tyrone_biiiigums]: at this trailer I can't help but lose my shit. It's it's it's It's too
[tyrone_biiiigums]: funny. I. I. I. you. You may think that this movie is go to
[spencer_ein]: what?
[tyrone_biiiigums]: either be going, go like it's Oscar territory. No, I think this is going
[tyrone_biiiigums]: to be the sleeper comedy hit of the of of twenty twenty. one. Even though
[tyrone_biiiigums]: this movie, I don't even know when this movie is coming up, But more
[tyrone_biiiigums]: importantly what you all need to know, listeners is that Matt Dam,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: then ale,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: and
[tyrone_biiiigums]: go to to tell over honor,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: pointing fingers
[tyrone_biiiigums]: and letting women stand up and voice your own opinions at the threat of
[tyrone_biiiigums]: death.
[host_matt]: I'm
[spencer_ein]: Wow,
[host_matt]: sepert her down already
[spencer_ein]: that? Yeah, that was. That's a lot of talking for not much
[spencer_ein]: of anything.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Exactly
[tyrone_biiiigums]: the whole trailer is just the is, just is like they try to drag this out.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: and and like it breaks out, it's a choreography towards the towards. Like
[tyrone_biiiigums]: the so called Glas duel. They, they dance it out like they fight and they
[tyrone_biiiigums]: get pretty bloody. Why man, and it's like Well, one of us is live. Let
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Godcide. Well, God knows there's only one real way to settle this. Let's
[tyrone_biiiigums]: not lay our lives down. Okay, dance off.
[cobra]: So it's not a sequel
[cobra]: to Good Hunting, a sequel to Rocky
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Hm,
[cobra]: Horror Show,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: indeed, please see the twist here now that they. ha. There's a third
[tyrone_biiiigums]: producer, slash screenwriter for it. For this, this this epic toward a
[tyrone_biiiigums]: force of ha, ha,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: you got mad, David. you got Ben Ale, and when you put them together in a
[tyrone_biiiigums]: movie with Emo Vader What you get? Je,
[host_matt]: little louder for the people in the backe,
[cobra]: Hu, and softer
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, he.
[spencer_ein]: this is a podcast. You have to speak.
[cobra]: he, he is ashamed
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I am,
[cobra]: of his own pun.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I'm not.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I spoke ins into the microphone to make sure that I'm not blowing people's
[cobra]: Say, say it loud and say clear
[tyrone_biiiigums]: ear dums up.
[cobra]: loud. Say
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Good will jousting,
[cobra]: clear. there you go.
[cobra]: Did itine?
[tyrone_biiiigums]: No, not at all. I don't want to. I'm right here when I amm right here at
[tyrone_biiiigums]: the mike. I want to blow the thing up.
[host_matt]: So Chris was good will jousting the original title before the studio changed it.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: They see it's the original name, but they wanted to alias it because like
[tyrone_biiiigums]: thatd be a dead
[host_matt]: Mhm.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: giveaway, but you're going to do a Birds of Prey approach and then
[cobra]: Oh
[tyrone_biiiigums]: change it as soon as they release.
[host_matt]: Oh, like Edg tomorrow when all need kill, Or was it repeat?
[cobra]: no, no. it's going to be. It's going to be the last duel and the fabulous
[cobra]: Emancipation of one mad Damon Good will joting. That's the whole name of the movie.
[host_matt]: I think
[spencer_ein]: You got to eat all your marks there,
[host_matt]: I think he needs a French name. You missed the French name. He
[host_matt]: like G.
[spencer_ein]: Ma them all mat them all.
[host_matt]: Gom, do Marseil,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Hm.
[cobra]: Sure,
[cobra]: that
[spencer_ein]: I thought the original title.
[cobra]: was the problem with what I said? It was
[tyrone_biiiigums]: this is true. I apologizeed.
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[cobra]: just that I missed the character.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: profusely.
[spencer_ein]: I thought the original title of this movie was Bele's Blondelcut,
[cobra]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: Because
[tyrone_biiiigums]: See that was workshoped, but
[spencer_ein]: that's the real star of the movie.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: it was work. but it was taable when
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Driver stood up and closed the door most intensely,
[cobra]: is it because
[tyrone_biiiigums]: and that was actually Connnae.
[spencer_ein]: Are you making a joke about me?
[cobra]: was it because? was it because of wanting to name
[cobra]: the the movie after it? Os, Because it' a blond bull cut.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: It's a bit of both.
[cobra]: Okay Now I can see it.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: You see, is they trying to cater to to many
[tyrone_biiiigums]: audiences? Right, and you, while it being a period of piacece, they wanted
[cobra]: That's fair,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: to find a way to distract the audience from Mat. Damon', uh grotesque
[tyrone_biiiigums]: moment,
[spencer_ein]: This is more of
[host_matt]: Mhm, Mhm, Mhm,
[spencer_ein]: a battle of the haircuts than anything.
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[cobra]: it it is.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: and that was also workshop.
[host_matt]: could we
[tyrone_biiiigums]: but we had to make sure that we were drawing off of the the author's
[tyrone_biiiigums]: original intent.
[host_matt]: could we go back to Driver for Bi?
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Yes,
[host_matt]: Is how long is the scene of a top Adam driver running with a horse on a beach?
[host_matt]: Five minutes, twenty minutes.
[spencer_ein]: If it's under
[tyrone_biiiigums]: yeah,
[spencer_ein]: twenty minutes, you've lost a ticket in me,
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I'm sorry to say, but its, it's just shne.
[spencer_ein]: but it's his. Butd
[tyrone_biiiigums]: It's just shy of a slow mo.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Four minutes fifty two second
[spencer_ein]: So okay me's like real time like forty five seconds.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: and there's and we decided to bring
[host_matt]: I think so. yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Ana back into the fold that they would pair nicely all a S. week.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: November. So
[tyrone_biiiigums]: does that
[spencer_ein]: I hate this movie.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: does that answer your question?
[spencer_ein]: I, I hate it
[cobra]: I don't know why I love it. I think it's going to be great. It's been a long time
[cobra]: since we've seen a comedy period piece musical with jousting. I think it's going to
[cobra]: hit that spot.
[spencer_ein]: and and rape, just just all the comedy.
[cobra]: and well, I mean ra. is. it's just imp. Passing right, Just
[spencer_ein]: More for Setu.
[host_matt]: I, I have many questions about that statement.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Such,
[host_matt]: You know now it's fine. I
[tyrone_biiiigums]: yes, it is.
[host_matt]: just like to.
[spencer_ein]: Let's not
[host_matt]: I'm not going to go down that. Let's just be clear.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Yes. Please don't go down that road. Actually,
[host_matt]: This is a movie that has a peace in the trailer about being rap. And that's all
[host_matt]: we going to say about that.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Yes,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: most importantly before we sight way, because I feel one coming on. Uh,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: just for for for those looking for a hint of romance. Uh, In this this
[tyrone_biiiigums]: comedy
[tyrone_biiiigums]: if you will, Um, some say that there's there's. If you stick around
[tyrone_biiiigums]: towards the end of the trailer, there's a uh, a stinger of sting,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Ryan Adams and Tony Bennet doing a cover of all for one.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Does anyone remember the
[cobra]: is is Tony Bennett appearing as Tony Bennett.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: He is? Does anyone remember the three
[cobra]: Yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Musketeers with Chrys Odll?
[cobra]: Yes,
[spencer_ein]: somebody. Some somebody. stop him
[spencer_ein]: somebody. please.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Well,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I, the, the movie's been shot. It's been shot. It gets
[cobra]: it's coming. It's coming out.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: canned and it's in. It's in. It's at theaters.
[host_matt]: It's already been out. People have seen it in the Venice film festival.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I've been trying to stop people from seeing it, but it's just caught fire.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: It's catching and caught.
[host_matt]: Listen, it is October fifteenth.
[host_matt]: One month from the recording of this episode, you will be able to see
[host_matt]: all of the things that Chris described
[host_matt]: detail One hundred percent
[cobra]: Y.
[host_matt]: on a big screen, only forty five days
[host_matt]: in theatre only before
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Mhm,
[host_matt]: it heads to its ineviable death on the digital platform
[cobra]: you get to bask in the glory of its magnificence for forty five
[host_matt]: or something
[cobra]: days and then yeah, or or something. Yes,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Shad only by or that's something. Is Adam Driver, Slow more for minute
[tyrone_biiiigums]: fifty two seconds of tolessness, For
[cobra]: that
[host_matt]: to Sp. That commercial
[cobra]: scene is gonna that.
[cobra]: Scen is going to win best actor
[tyrone_biiiigums]: you all predicted it,
[cobra]: for Adam Driver, Just that seem.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Mhm.
[cobra]: Yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Mhm.
[host_matt]: Seu
[host_matt]: last, but I lay. So Luciano,
[cobra]: Yes,
[host_matt]: Luciano didn't get enough Matrix Resurrection talk
[host_matt]: on the round up from August, and so would bring it back. So feel free to go and
[host_matt]: watch the Matrix Resurrection Resolution, Reolution,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I wish it was.
[cobra]: that was our F. That was our first preferred name. But they, they shot it down
[host_matt]: Um, the Matrix Resurrection. Go check it out and we will pause.
[host_matt]: not at all for you to watch this. Then you can come back.
[host_matt]: All right. We back.
[host_matt]: Ah, Luciano. If you could be so kind, please tell us what in the fuck is
[host_matt]: happening with this fourth Matrix movie.
[cobra]: all right, So just in case you know, you didn't feel like watching the trailer. I
[cobra]: don't know why, but you know.
[cobra]: so this picks up. Uh, quite a bit of time after the end of
[cobra]: the third movie in which we were uncertain about
[cobra]: the fate of Neo, after all the the happenings of Uh. Matrix revolutions.
[spencer_ein]: were
[cobra]: Well, so
[spencer_ein]: we uncert? Didn needt die
[cobra]: so no,
[spencer_ein]: spoilers.
[cobra]: yes, but also no.
[spencer_ein]: Oh, that is.
[cobra]: Clearly, Since he's in this,
[host_matt]: It's the Matrix Sprrow.
[spencer_ein]: that's the most. That's the most Matrix answer ever.
[cobra]: that's true.
[spencer_ein]: Yes, but no,
[cobra]: So
[cobra]: we have
[spencer_ein]: really, No spoon.
[cobra]: you know. just just uh. just to summarize it, you know the cast. we have Ken Reves
[cobra]: coming back as Neo Carryen Moss, coming back to Trinity, then Yaya Abdul Mateine
[cobra]: coming back. Go come me back. Re playing morphs instead of Lawrence Fishburn, For
[cobra]: whatever reason, for those of you who don't know that is, he played Blackmana in the.
[host_matt]: Sorrycause, Morphus died in the canonical Matrix Online video game.
[cobra]: Yeah, I know I know, but he. he is credited as Ble Morpheus, so I, I'm listen. We had
[cobra]: a whole argument about this when we were talking about this movie
[cobra]: and clearly they decided to go with this. I didn't know about this, but you know,
[cobra]: let's leave it alone. Umjd Pinkt's ahead,
[spencer_ein]: It is because they didn't think it, because they didn't think Lorence Fisher
[spencer_ein]: could physically do the Kugfu,
[cobra]: Fisher. who's Lawrence Fcher,
[spencer_ein]: saidishburn, open your ears.
[cobra]: Okay, ah, um n no, it's because
[spencer_ein]: Is it because Lawrence Fishburn couldn't do thefu due to his not being in
[spencer_ein]: shape?
[cobra]: I think he was more due to Lawrence Fishbrn Notard wanting to be in the movie,
[cobra]: but
[spencer_ein]: I find that hard to believe.
[spencer_ein]: I find that hard to believe.
[host_matt]: That't all right.
[cobra]: I don't know. Um.
[spencer_ein]: does this movie pay their actors be? So I think Larence Fishbn would have been
[spencer_ein]: happy to do it,
[cobra]: that's fair.
[host_matt]: Listen,
[host_matt]: Let let Lucyiano explain the plot to John, Look for. Okay,
[cobra]: Okay, how did you know? And
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Will you put it that way?
[cobra]: anyway, Um, Jada Pinket Smith plays Naope again, Lambert Wilson,
[spencer_ein]: does she? I didn't know that.
[cobra]: Yeah, Pi plays the Mur Inj and Dre Daniel
[spencer_ein]: Oh no,
[cobra]: Bernhardt plays someone named a Agent Johnson. So if we have a bunch of other famous
[cobra]: people in this movie, Jessica Henwick from Uh, Um,
[cobra]: the Uh
[cobra]: Armfist Series and New Patrick Harris and Pi, Prianca, Chaopa, Christin, Richard, But
[spencer_ein]: Ssssssssssssss.
[cobra]: to all the people, so here's here's here's here's here's the Rub.
[cobra]: What happened was in the end of the movie, We all thought, as, as Spencer said that
[cobra]: Neil had died, they rebooted the Matrix and it seemed like the Architect and the
[cobra]: Oracle were in some sort of a truce and they would keep that truce going. That was
[cobra]: all boshit. The second that scene was done and Oracle was talking to the Saraff,
[cobra]: about how she doesn't have regular powers any more. The Architect went went to plan
[cobra]: how he was going to get back at everybody, Basically not only the humans, but the
[cobra]: machines.
[cobra]: Um, what he came up with was he decided
[cobra]: to reboot the Matrix like you know he alluded to, but he, instead of making it like
[cobra]: he said in the second movie, every time he reboo, became a little bit more precise
[cobra]: that it' bet better he decided to say You know what humans and the machines. Nobody
[cobra]: deserves my genius. What I'm going to do is this next version of the Matrix is going
[cobra]: to run on Windows ninety Five, and that's what he did. So when he reboots that's why
[cobra]: that's why everybody kind of looks like a kind of weird. and a, you know, neos crazy,
[cobra]: and Trinity doesn't remember him. All of that is the first version of this new Matrix
[cobra]: that runs on Windows Ninety five. And for those of us here who have used Windows
[cobra]: ninety five, First of all, I'm sorry, second of all, You remember
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Two?
[cobra]: how that went
[cobra]: so obviously that that version of the Matrix fails. And then what? What really
[cobra]: happens in the movie? You see the trailer. There's a bunch of cuts and he goes to
[cobra]: talk to new Petrichars. Yes,
[host_matt]: Sorry, So I went to this movie Isn't about Windows Ninety Five.
[cobra]: uh, wait. let me explain. Let me
[host_matt]: Why I just I confused.
[cobra]: explain. That was one version of I'm going to tell you, relax. relax.
[host_matt]: Okay, Do you know how to?
[cobra]: relax. All would be explained.
[host_matt]: I just want to make sure you're doing a synopsis and not reading this story page
[cobra]: I, I'm not dressed enough as I'm already. I'm already I'm already going on on the
[host_matt]: by page.
[cobra]: what the movie is? It's not
[host_matt]: Okay,
[cobra]: a synopsis anymore. Get with the times.
[cobra]: Um,
[host_matt]: it should be a synopsis.
[cobra]: no, I finished the synopsis, There's synopsis. The synopsis The other movie ended, We
[cobra]: didn't know what was going to happen. I'm telling you what's happening,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I have a question.
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: how many suits isprick
[cobra]: Um, you, my will. Now wantnna speak so close to Mike. Every time you get close, the
[cobra]: Mi goes really low.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Well da
[cobra]: Yeah,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: as at how many suits. his Neo Patrick Harris is character going to be
[tyrone_biiiigums]: wary,
[cobra]: ah, just the one for the entire movie.
[cobra]: Yeah,
[cobra]: Um, but he, he, here's here's what I was explaining. So that that scen you see in the
[cobra]: trailer with Doogie Hauser, being you know, playing the The Psychiatrist to Neo, that
[cobra]: is just one of the versions of the Matrix During this movie, we're going to get
[cobra]: seventeen thousand, eight hundred and thirty four versions of the Matrix.
[host_matt]: why that number?
[cobra]: Ah, I just pull it out of my ass. and
[spencer_ein]: is there? Is there a version where this movie is interesting?
[cobra]: well, you tell me. Um,
[host_matt]: No, it sounds like
[cobra]: so
[host_matt]: Hey, I question. just one of the question. I, I know I'm interrupting, but I
[host_matt]: think this is really important. Everybody
[cobra]: okay,
[host_matt]: wants to know the answer to this question.
[cobra]: Okay,
[host_matt]: Um,
[host_matt]: Christopher Read is in this movie
[tyrone_biiiigums]: huh,
[host_matt]: And just for your reference,
[cobra]: not not Christopher Reeves, Christopher Reed,
[host_matt]: Christopher Reed, Uh kid from Kidden Play, and
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Oh, shit,
[host_matt]: I, I want to know how big his role is in this movie and which one of these
[host_matt]: seventeen thousand, three hundred and sixty nine Matrix
[host_matt]: does he effect
[spencer_ein]: Sorry, kid, From what
[spencer_ein]: Sorry, kid, From what
[tyrone_biiiigums]: kid, and
[host_matt]: and play?
[tyrone_biiiigums]: play hasing, them from the house party movies.
[cobra]: Um, so
[spencer_ein]: I got it,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: That's right,
[cobra]: um, he? he?
[spencer_ein]: I'll talk to get later.
[cobra]: um,
[cobra]: he's actually not in this movie. We just used his name as a way to attract Um the
[cobra]: audiences. but he's his
[tyrone_biiiigums]: huh,
[cobra]: contract says. I only one to be mentioned. I don't want to be in the movie. So so
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Oh, she
[cobra]: I'm sorry, Yeah, that that was.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: power move
[cobra]: Yeah, I know, right he, he and he got a butt lot of money for it too. So, um,
[spencer_ein]: A but load,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: ain't go hurt. nobody.
[cobra]: do those though, that giant number that I don't remember even any morere, uh of
[cobra]: Matrix is like we don't see all of them. Don't worry about it, right, Um, the thing
[spencer_ein]: I believeunced,
[spencer_ein]: Matrixsly.
[cobra]: at Matrices, actually, but not, yeah,
[cobra]: um.
[cobra]: the.
[cobra]: um.
[cobra]: What happens is Uh, the architect
[cobra]: has a speech like he did with Neo in each one of them,
[cobra]: So actually the run time of this movie is around five and a half hours,
[cobra]: Um, and around hour three. Like almost at three thirty, it turns into a
[cobra]: an opinion piece based on Uh, German expressionism of the seventeenth century, but
[cobra]: only for like Thr, thirty five, forty minutes. And then he goes back to being the
[cobra]: Matrix And that's when the movie actually starts. So why you see in the trailers is
[cobra]: mostly scenes from that You know, last third of the movie that that that is set in
[cobra]: the new and improved Matrix, which runs on Windows Ninety Eight this time.
[spencer_ein]: What the Fck are you talking about
[spencer_ein]: Fucking Makes no God, Dan sense.
[cobra]: Oh no
[spencer_ein]: I'm sorry,
[cobra]: what. It's perfectly clear.
[host_matt]: How many? What hour of the movie are you at? Curly?
[cobra]: Uh, we're almost at end. Lord,
[spencer_ein]: hundred. Oh, my thank God,
[cobra]: no worry. So what happens is in the in that previous part? You know, we get to see
[cobra]: cameos of the
[cobra]: The, The, A, plaining, their favorite roles from other movies. So, like I said, Um,
[cobra]: New Patrick Harris plays Barney Stnson, He plays Doogie Hauser, Um, Ken
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Mhm. Mhm,
[cobra]: Reeves play John Wick from all three John Week movies. He plays Constantine, Um.
[cobra]: Karen Moss plays the lawyer from From Yeah,
[host_matt]: What about Johnmni,
[cobra]: Ah, that's a surprise. I don't know. Uh might be Jo.
[host_matt]: Don't know You made this movie
[cobra]: He might be. I can tell you. I can't tell you. it's contractoraryly. I'm a contractor
[cobra]: obligated to say I can't
[host_matt]: sucks.
[cobra]: listen. I can't tell you that.
[spencer_ein]: seems like you're telling us everything slowly.
[cobra]: I can't tell you. I can't tell you if or if not,
[cobra]: but Ker Res might be playing John and Nemonic, He. you may also be playing his
[cobra]: character from Billntete. I don't remember which one he is. I think he's Bill, but I
[cobra]: don't remember any morere.
[spencer_ein]: this movie. This movie has all the lawsuits, just all of them.
[cobra]: and that, Yes, Yeah, and uh, Jadda Pinket Smith actually plays the wife of Willsmith
[cobra]: in this movie as well.
[cobra]: Um,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: hm,
[cobra]: so, yeah, so it's it's it's all. it's
[spencer_ein]: So do. can you just play herself? Why should it play the wife of Will Smith?
[cobra]: no, No, no, she plays the wife of Willsmith,
[cobra]: It's different. it's a. It's a different time line. Yeah, exactly.
[spencer_ein]: Oh, but not her? Oh, okay,
[host_matt]: Do they ever refer to his wife as Jant Smith? Not just
[cobra]: no. No, So her, the name of her, the the
[host_matt]: the wife?
[cobra]: name of her Ca character as the wife of Will Smith, is Karen.
[spencer_ein]: no, No, it's Pinkt Jada Smith.
[cobra]: No, No, No, it's Karen, Karen Smith.
[host_matt]: Wow, Hey, is the Patriarchy guest starring in this movie too.
[spencer_ein]: Yeah,
[cobra]: Sure,
[spencer_ein]: play by Will Smith.
[cobra]: no. it's played by Ires Allba, Actually,
[cobra]: yeah,
[host_matt]: I hate this movie.
[cobra]: um, and so at the end what happens is this?
[spencer_ein]: Thank God,
[cobra]: They find out that Th that last version of the Matrix that they are actually all of
[cobra]: those characters. At the same time
[cobra]: they are.
[cobra]: They are all suffering from a no, but thesociative personality. Or, and it
[tyrone_biiiigums]: huh,
[cobra]: ends with all of them in the Lunbian. The end, thank you. thank you very much.
[cobra]: ends with all of them in the Lunbian. The end, thank you. thank you very much.
[spencer_ein]: the oldest trick in the book.
[spencer_ein]: I think the twist at the end should be that they're all living in the head of a
[spencer_ein]: hack writer named Luciano.
[cobra]: Uh, maybe
[spencer_ein]: That's a twist.
[cobra]: may they may be. they may be.
[host_matt]: What if? what if
[cobra]: so. here's here's
[host_matt]: they had to play
[host_matt]: Leb Braon and the Loney Tounes at basketball?
[spencer_ein]: now now I'm in. Now we're talking.
[cobra]: no. And and Matt, you had a very
[spencer_ein]: I love it
[cobra]: interesting insight. Um. when you almost called it Matrix resolutions, Because we all
[cobra]: thought that me and the other eight writers on this who have uh, A added to they
[cobra]: asked to be remain anonymous. I don't know why,
[spencer_ein]: shocking.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: No one wants to watch out for the fallout.
[spencer_ein]: they' v.
[cobra]: um, Um,
[spencer_ein]: they're very busy with their commercial work.
[cobra]: we were so sure it was going to be the perfect cap to the whole story that we wanted
[cobra]: to call it the Matrix resolutions, but apparently they want to leave it open for a a
[cobra]: possible sequel or something. Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, for space jam and I get it.
[spencer_ein]: That's where the money is. That's where you get that space jamm, money.
[cobra]: do you uh, does anyone have uh, any questions? Oh, all
[spencer_ein]: So many questions,
[cobra]: the pills all the pills are just to keep that that you see Neo taking the trailer is
[cobra]: just to keep his multiple personalities in E bay.
[spencer_ein]: So they were
[cobra]: Yeah,
[spencer_ein]: going to say all the pills were little matrixes, matrix matrices. Sorry,
[spencer_ein]: Matrices
[cobra]: sure,
[spencer_ein]: might as well makes us makes as much sense as
[cobra]: it's that, too. It's that too. in one of the versions of the Matrix. That's what they
[cobra]: are.
[cobra]: This movie has somethingy for everybody.
[spencer_ein]: except for me.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: What I want to know.
[cobra]: Yes,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: What I want to know is
[tyrone_biiiigums]: why is it taken this long for Andy Griffith to show up in the Matrix As
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Not long.
[spencer_ein]: Oh my
[cobra]: good question good.
[spencer_ein]: God, they're having a joint mental
[spencer_ein]: episodely. Yeah, um,
[spencer_ein]: episodely. Yeah, um,
[host_matt]: This is so. I believe it's a disassociative break.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: It's a valid question, sir,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: because
[cobra]: it's asociative break. Because
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Matlock was the true architect. Okay,
[spencer_ein]: hey, Matt, Matt can talk you for a second.
[cobra]: nobody wants to be associated with this movie. That's why he said Thesociative break.
[spencer_ein]: Mad, Just can take you aside for a moment. we got.
[host_matt]: Sure,
[spencer_ein]: We got to get rid of these guys to losing it.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: no, I'm going to join you in this little side bar
[spencer_ein]: quick. side bar, The fug is going on Think Lucian lost his mind and
[host_matt]: it's fine. Don't worry.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: help,
[spencer_ein]: Chris has always been gone.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: but I don't know what's going on.
[host_matt]: Let's let's let's say our back,
[spencer_ein]: Yes,
[cobra]: Any questions?
[host_matt]: so
[host_matt]: no,
[cobra]: Okay,
[spencer_ein]: Oh god, no,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I have a question.
[spencer_ein]: no, please don't
[host_matt]: please don't stop.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: The, the question is why are are we not asking more questions? like
[tyrone_biiiigums]: clearly, this inter disining of
[tyrone_biiiigums]: multiple cameos
[tyrone_biiiigums]: playing other caros.
[cobra]: it's a mo. It's a multi genre movie. First of all,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: correct. it's a tapestry.
[host_matt]: Listen, I, I've seen
[host_matt]: the The Wchowski's work outside of the Matrix. I figure I'm familiar with what
[host_matt]: this is going to be, so I don't need to ask any more questions.
[spencer_ein]: Mhm.
[cobra]: Uhhuh, I see. Well, Lana
[spencer_ein]: Yes,
[cobra]: had very little control over this.
[cobra]: had very little control over this.
[spencer_ein]: yeah,
[host_matt]: Sure,
[spencer_ein]: now Luciano got a sweet contract when he got all creative control. somehow.
[cobra]: Yeah, yeah.
[spencer_ein]: That that was a big move.
[cobra]: also also in the contract is that, if anybody wins any kind of Oscar for anything in
[cobra]: this movie is min.
[spencer_ein]: Except for the
[spencer_ein]: score except the scor, which goes to Rey Findines,
[host_matt]: I think I think you.
[cobra]: Yes,
[host_matt]: Yeah,
[cobra]: exactly no, that's true. That's true. It goes to refine
[host_matt]: refines deserves creit.
[host_matt]: refines deserves creit.
[spencer_ein]: He gets all the score awards.
[host_matt]: Okay, Yeah, I don't want to ask more questions. Uh, chri.
[host_matt]: do you have more?
[spencer_ein]: No, I don't
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I have many questions. Many questions.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: For starters, let's talk about the ancient Min.
[cobra]: Jesus Christ.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: You see, when we're talking about the matrix, Kidding I, I pause. I know
[tyrone_biiiigums]: how to read the Ru.
[cobra]: You do.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: proceed.
[cobra]: Can
[spencer_ein]: news.
[cobra]: you teach me?
[tyrone_biiiigums]: See I, I just relinquished my time
[cobra]: Can you teach me Because I clearly don't.
[host_matt]: listen? it's fine. Let's you know what. Instead of us who listen, have we made
[host_matt]: our choices on which movies we like and don't like automatically a hundred
[host_matt]: percent, Um, just to help everybody out, I hate Lucianos. I will probably watch
[host_matt]: Spencers. I'll probably fall
[spencer_ein]: nice.
[host_matt]: asleep on the couch watching
[host_matt]: Chrises, but I'll get like two thirds, two thirds of the way through,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: as you should.
[host_matt]: Um, and mine. I, I've already seen it a hundred times. I. I. I fall asleep to it
[host_matt]: every night, so that's that's great for me. Um. but I think we should let our
[host_matt]: audience vote on which one they think is going to be the most accurate, uh, and
[cobra]: I think we should. I think we should let them vote on which one's the worst?
[host_matt]: most enjoyable movie they're going to see.
[cobra]: I want to win this.
[host_matt]: No, no, no, no,
[spencer_ein]: exactly. You're going to win.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: You're in the ▁zone
[host_matt]: That's
[tyrone_biiiigums]: gave face again time,
[host_matt]: the worst Is too easy. I want. I want the best. Uh, the best.
[spencer_ein]: I mean,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: the best of the worst.
[spencer_ein]: we all know whose the worst is.
[cobra]: It's still mine. It's such a huge
[host_matt]: The
[cobra]: movie that does so many things. They can be both
[host_matt]: nope.
[spencer_ein]: Your movie is everything anyone can ever imagine.
[cobra]: exactly
[cobra]: and
[host_matt]: great.
[spencer_ein]: It's all movies.
[cobra]: a couple of things nobody can.
[cobra]: a couple of things nobody can.
[host_matt]: Yeah, it feels like the Irishman plus ten more hours of Like a clown.
[cobra]: It's Irish. It's the Irishman and the English nation put together,
[host_matt]: Great, I hate it,
[cobra]: but only the bad parts.
[spencer_ein]: The Irish patient.
[host_matt]: Cape Segu, so
[host_matt]: Cape Segu, so
[host_matt]: we w workre going to let you all hooked on this
[cobra]: The British,
[host_matt]: hit up the twitters. Um, and just for help of I'm not going to close us out yet.
[host_matt]: but we'll mention the Twitter link in a moment. Um, I'm sorry to all of you who
[host_matt]: listen to this
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, I agree. I'm sorry, too.
[host_matt]: are bad.
[host_matt]: Anybd. Else
[spencer_ein]: just get a moll. get on this. Okay. Take a little wash our hands of everything
[spencer_ein]: that was said
[host_matt]: you miss. You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take. and uh
[cobra]: exactly, I took all of them.
[host_matt]: you
[spencer_ein]: Michel.
[host_matt]: miss. We missed on this shot we did take, so our bad's us.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Come on, we can say though that Gamon Hansu lasted a lot longer in The
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Kingsman versus any other damn movie. He in this,
[cobra]: I
[spencer_ein]: I mean
[cobra]: must start together with the English patient and the Irishman, That's my movie.
[host_matt]: No, we're done.
[spencer_ein]: your
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Wow, you, wait for it. You swung for the fences, Baby. that's a Bab Roth
[spencer_ein]: movies. All we already know. we already said that your movies, all movies. Your
[spencer_ein]: movie is all movies.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: technique
[host_matt]: Okay.
[host_matt]: You know what you ▁ought tos last words. Im skipping Spencer. You have the last
[host_matt]: statement before I closed this nonsense out.
[spencer_ein]: Oh, thank you, listen, guys.
[spencer_ein]: I, you know, I'm not going to beg for votes, but I'm not above pleaing for
[spencer_ein]: votes. Those are different things paying. too. Um, this, my
[cobra]: Pay with Exposure
[spencer_ein]: movie was a movie that actually
[spencer_ein]: mades sense, And I think that's pretty much the bar at this moment
[spencer_ein]: and
[spencer_ein]: I think I'm there. I think I'm actually Mine's actually movie. If you go back
[spencer_ein]: and think about it, Mine had
[tyrone_biiiigums]: somewhere.
[spencer_ein]: characters. mine had characters. Had. I even wrote some dialogue. Um. M. my
[spencer_ein]: main character name's Jack Magnum. That's got to be something.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Listen. try hard.
[cobra]: Is the
[spencer_ein]: Listen.
[cobra]: jack package,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: wrap it up.
[cobra]: Its check package,
[spencer_ein]: Listen, it was Jack Jack Package is in the sequel. We already went over this.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: you to pull the woll over good people's eyes and ears as us. your sham of
[tyrone_biiiigums]: a porn.
[spencer_ein]: Let every everyone knows. every good movie has a poor parody. If it doesn't
[spencer_ein]: it's not worth making.
[host_matt]: true.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Sweet
[cobra]: the redbnd, notice,
[host_matt]: I,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: November did not have a porn.
[host_matt]: I heard
[spencer_ein]: Yeah,
[host_matt]: it's true
[spencer_ein]: Yeah, that's
[host_matt]: a friend.
[spencer_ein]: fact to fact, Jack.
[spencer_ein]: Um, yeah, that. like I said, I think uh, I've hit that bar of being potentially
[spencer_ein]: a
[spencer_ein]: sixty percent of Rotten Tomatoess movie and I'm happy with that
[host_matt]: excellent segu to us leaving. I'm sorry you had to listen to this. Thank you for
[host_matt]: staying all the way through. If you did, If you want to send it hate mail. I get
[host_matt]: it. honestly, uh,
[spencer_ein]: 's give Luciano's direct line,
[spencer_ein]: Pleasecepliiananopio,
[host_matt]: it's your wrong
[tyrone_biiiigums]: Stop calling my house,
[host_matt]: cast at G. mail dot com. there's a website Yearon cast, dot C, A. The twitters
[host_matt]: where you can vote on this travesty of a broadcast and who one will call it De.
[host_matt]: And
[tyrone_biiiigums]: That's right.
[host_matt]: that's your wrong cast as well at your wrongcast. Um,
[host_matt]: yeah, Listen,
[host_matt]: you're all winners, but mostly
[host_matt]: not this
[host_matt]: timecept, Louisiana.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: No, you.
[tyrone_biiiigums]: I choose to believe in the power of love.
[host_matt]: Good luck with that shit
[cobra]: That's also in the movie
[host_matt]: for now.
[host_matt]: I'm att.
[cobra]: Lociano.
[spencer_ein]: I'm Spencer,
[tyrone_biiiigums]: an entire room big.
[spencer_ein]: Mhm.
[host_matt]: Let'll see your next time.