42. Disney Wasn't Entirely Wrong About "Star Wars: Visions"

Even though they did try to trick us into watching anime in English, smdh.

[hosty_matt]: Hey, everybody, welcome back to your wrong.

[hosty_matt]: Uh, Yes, I think you well noticed if you're a regular listener, All what? ten of

[hosty_matt]: you? Um, we missed an episode twelve. Oh, we're up. look at us. We missed an

[hosty_matt]: episode last week. Um, we had a number of things occur. Uh, starting off with

[hosty_matt]: Uh. Luciano losing his Internet for an entire day. So we missed our first

[hosty_matt]: recording day and then we tried to pick a second day and Chris was,

[hosty_matt]: apparently, Chris Is is spoiler spoiler our territory. Christman Whippy, might

[hosty_matt]: become Chris from Montreal.

[cobra]: Christopher,

[cobra]: Ca, from Montreal,

[hosty_matt]: We' really.

[r2bbc_2]: B, thick

[hosty_matt]: We're really rounding out our our podcast. Not only you know, it's just so many

[hosty_matt]: things to be added. so uh, if you

[cobra]: it's going to be partly Francophone

[hosty_matt]: y,

[r2bbc_2]: tablet.

[hosty_matt]: we're trying

[cobra]: from here on out.

[hosty_matt]: to, We're time to appehll

[hosty_matt]: to a wider audience with swear in French,

[hosty_matt]: Um, and on top of Chris, Chris, trying to broaden our demographics. Uh,

[hosty_matt]: Luciano's computer, Uh, decided to implode from the inside out. I guess not

[hosty_matt]: having Internet made it commit. Uh, Harry Carey.

[cobra]: Honestly, I don't blame it. I hadn't thought of it that way until just now, but I

[cobra]: understand.

[r2bbc_2]: You told me sepicu in the text message and

[r2bbc_2]: I was.

[hosty_matt]: Yep,

[cobra]: Yeah. that's actually, you know In in a manner of speaking, that' exactly what

[cobra]: happened?

[r2bbc_2]: Oh, no.

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: I'm so sorry.

[cobra]: It was instaalling a driver and decided to like. No, I don't want to install drivers

[cobra]: anymore By

[r2bbc_2]: Oh,

[cobra]: goodbye. C. World,

[cobra]: goodbye. C. World,

[r2bbc_2]: I got a deep cut. This is the sound that Luciana's computer made for those comedy

[r2bbc_2]: nerds

[r2bbc_2]: Pablo Francisco comedy. It's from Pablo Francisco. Yes, it was a. It wasn't

[cobra]: Okay that was that was. that was a joke. I would say

[cobra]: a joke.

[r2bbc_2]: my joke. It was a deep cut. Anyways.

[r2bbc_2]: my joke. It was a deep cut. Anyways.

[cobra]: Can we move on from this really quickly,

[hosty_matt]: very deep the

[r2bbc_2]: I like to laugh,

[hosty_matt]: deepest anyways. Welcome to this week's episode. Um, as you've noticed, Based on

[hosty_matt]: the riffing so far, Uh, our friend Spencer was not able to make it. He might

[hosty_matt]: show a plate. or we're not sure, so he might just pop in halfway through the

[hosty_matt]: episode. It is going to be a surprise for all of you when you start listening to

[hosty_matt]: us. We'll know before you will, but it's

[cobra]: but you will still be a surprise for us.

[hosty_matt]: a time travel thing. It' should be surprised when it happens, but by the time

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: you listen to us, we already knew it's you know, very meta, which,

[r2bbc_2]: Mhms, like when poker Roe shows up, and it's like Oh, you just missed.

[cobra]: Yes,

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: the Bydy came around the courts like I've not done bitches,

[r2bbc_2]: the Bydy came around the courts like I've not done bitches,

[hosty_matt]: yeah, exactly

[cobra]: exactly like that.

[hosty_matt]: so At hundred percent it's so so. in the meantime, the three of us will sold.

[hosty_matt]: Draw on on our topic. This week. We thought that, Um, because you know how much

[hosty_matt]: we love Star Wars

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: on this Pocast, we thought it's probably good for us to give our opinions as

[hosty_matt]: they are for all of these Star Wars Visions episodes. So, if you don't know what

[hosty_matt]: Star's visions is, it was the set of Japanese anime,

[hosty_matt]: Uh, episodes that were created and released on Disney Plus, and they all run

[hosty_matt]: about fifteen to twenty minutes, give or take, So we thought it'd be fun to kind

[hosty_matt]: of go through it all and talk about the shows. We' like the shows we hated and

[hosty_matt]: ask some other. you know, weird questions, like we always do just to see what

[hosty_matt]: our vibe was on on these episodes.

[hosty_matt]: So if you need a reminder what they are, I suggest you go check it out. Try

[hosty_matt]: Wikipedia Woki Pedia, just to be clear, not wicky, but Wikipedia.

[cobra]: Yes, respect

[r2bbc_2]: I can. I don't have a good looki impression, so

[hosty_matt]: I knew some would. We's to

[cobra]: there.

[hosty_matt]: save that for later use. Um.

[cobra]: Yeah, you. you should

[hosty_matt]: go check it out. The episodes are listed there to help you remind you as you go

[hosty_matt]: through this list. Because we had to check itcause. Nine episodes is a lot to to

[hosty_matt]: refresh your memory on. Um. I, go start easy. Uh, going to throw us off Allll

[hosty_matt]: out here. Would you guys think was the top episode of the Nine,

[cobra]: the one. the top one.

[hosty_matt]: The

[cobra]: the favorite.

[hosty_matt]: top one your favorite If you got to? I'll allow it, but I't want you to rank

[hosty_matt]: them from nine to one.

[cobra]: I can go first if you want. If you want to think about Chris,

[r2bbc_2]: I can go either way. I'm I'm just refreshed and I'm good. Now.

[cobra]: then go first be cause

[r2bbc_2]: sure,

[cobra]: I think mine is going to be a a curve ball.

[r2bbc_2]: yeah, so my favorites, Um? Oh, wow, I thought I had it. Yeah, so lop and oo. So the

[r2bbc_2]: The episode with the bunny eared girl and uh her sister. Like the, the, The family

[r2bbc_2]: and turmoil, Um, that started off all sweet and and and united, and then, um and

[r2bbc_2]: then things just fell apart That really tugged on my heart strings. Especially

[r2bbc_2]: well, it's like I was like. I wonder when, like, sort of like the Star Wars Sk

[r2bbc_2]: elements will come through because it was just like a lot of storytelling and I was

[r2bbc_2]: like I'm

[hosty_matt]: y. y.

[r2bbc_2]: here for it cool. Not every episode has to do it, and then finally, when the when

[r2bbc_2]: the father passed it like y, my daughter. my, my, you are still my daughter. You

[r2bbc_2]: may not be my daughter in blood, but you are my daughter. Here is the and I'm like,

[r2bbc_2]: Oh my God, thank you. that's that's That's really dope. So that one and then for a

[r2bbc_2]: I'm torn. Okay, I'll just I'll just do it. Toby won, Um for all the Astro boy vibes

[r2bbc_2]: that it channelled.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, that was

[cobra]: Are you fucking serious right now?

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: so hard. asked the boy so hard.

[hosty_matt]: so hard. asked the boy so hard.

[r2bbc_2]: yeah, man, listen, listen, listen, listen. I thought it was going to be you know,

[r2bbc_2]: sunshine and lollipops, But then it went. It took a turn for the worst when no

[r2bbc_2]: arms, daddy, uh, you know, kicked the bucket and then poor Toby. one is just like

[r2bbc_2]: climbing out the rubble and then some syth dude come through is like you, li, ab.

[r2bbc_2]: I, I'm goingnna kill you. and then to he's like, Oh no, but then like manages to

[r2bbc_2]: pull the pull the the rabbit out of the headt and not only defend himself but like

[r2bbc_2]: toast, this little punk, this

[hosty_matt]: Y.

[r2bbc_2]: big punk. I was. I was pleased, and and for a third runner up, I'll be very quick.

[r2bbc_2]: The story of the of the Light Saber Smith, That's all for reasons, but I,

[hosty_matt]: Well, I'm going to jump on this because the The Sabresmith or the ninth Jeddis

[hosty_matt]: is called. That's my favorite. So,

[cobra]: that's my favorite too.

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm, Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: um, yeah, I really loved. Um, seeing. it's funny. How many of these episodes ▁l,

[hosty_matt]: You know, they used certain parts of the Star Wars Lor to really leverage

[hosty_matt]: certain things, and Kber crystals were like prevalent through all throughout the

[hosty_matt]: Allll, which you know, I think is a fun way to talk about them. I like the the

[hosty_matt]: story of you know, Uh, a person making Jed, I light savers her jed eyes. Um, I

[hosty_matt]: really like the idea that there's some siss hidden among them and I

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: think for me the biggest you know, all these like the Poliar hark strings. So

[hosty_matt]: like her dad being like Okay, Go bye. It's like you're saying to me like you say

[hosty_matt]: goodbye. Me like you're going to be. I mean, be gone for every, And it's just

[hosty_matt]: like he's just like. Yeah, that's fine. not.

[cobra]: Don't worry about it.

[hosty_matt]: Don't worry about it. It's not. um.

[r2bbc_2]: I'm glad you didn't get killed. Like, like off screen, or just like side,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, but like the idea that the light saber, you know, turned a color to re

[hosty_matt]: reflect the the wielder,

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm.

[hosty_matt]: and and the size of

[hosty_matt]: it reflected the wheelder. No, I thought it was dope because it allowed them to

[cobra]: I hate that that's the only part I didn't like about that episode?

[hosty_matt]: have that amazing reveal when she goes from being someone who knew how to use a

[hosty_matt]: light Sare to someone who was a Jedi. I thought that was so

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah,

[hosty_matt]: so like it. it. pull your heart Strks like. Oh, she's a real Jed Ey,

[cobra]: it was very satisfying. right

[hosty_matt]: Yes,

[cobra]: to see. Actually acquire a collar. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: yp,

[r2bbc_2]: the ambiguity around it too, when the color itself, when the sabre itself was not

[r2bbc_2]: defined and I was like

[hosty_matt]: yup,

[r2bbc_2]: Whoa. This thing is almost like. I' want to say. I don't want to use it, but the

[r2bbc_2]: Whoa. This thing is almost like. I' want to say. I don't want to use it, but the

[r2bbc_2]: only word that keeps coming that surfacing for me is like this phantom energy and

[r2bbc_2]: only word that keeps coming that surfacing for me is like this phantom energy and

[cobra]: Yeah, it was it

[r2bbc_2]: it's like

[cobra]: was. It was Phantom Menace of an energy. Yes,

[hosty_matt]: wow. okay, Jesus, you said you liked that episode

[r2bbc_2]: you went there. I didn't want to go there, but you went there.

[cobra]: Yeah, of course I go there. Of course I go there.

[hosty_matt]: once't. You tell me. Why't you tell us why you like that episode then, Since

[hosty_matt]: you're calling it The Phantom Menace, Sabre,

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah, that's what you get.

[cobra]: No. no. I'm kidding. I. I really like that episode Be

[cobra]: it's It's such an interest. You. Obviously least you actually know exactly when

[cobra]: they're said in terms of like, the comparison with the canonic movies and everything.

[cobra]: But this one seems like it's you know again, as the jet I love to do. that. They're

[cobra]: almost dead like they're none left, and someone is trying to bring

[hosty_matt]: Y,

[cobra]: it up again and and the idea like at the way that it ends, and and I'm I'm sure going

[cobra]: to touch this in another question. but like it it. I was like No, show me more.

[cobra]: please. I wa to see what happens right that that was to me. that's That's a hallmark

[cobra]: of a well told story. Uh, I, I like the animation as well there, and and um, I like

[cobra]: the the C. Well,

[cobra]: not not all the characters that Um. Ethan Boy annoying reminded me of Shini from

[cobra]: Neonnion Gs. Evanj, Evgelion,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, yeah,

[cobra]: And gee, it's like Bro. You're a. You're a jet. What what do you do anyway? But Uh

[r2bbc_2]: I'm sorry I couldn't do it.

[cobra]: Kara Karas, very is a very fun character

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: as well, the girl. Yeah, I, I,

[cobra]: the the Star Wars nerd slash pedantic asshole in me did not like like I was watching

[cobra]: this and and my wife is sitting beside me and I started like it was like. What? No,

[cobra]: That's the how it worked and I started describing to the screen how Keiber Crystal

[cobra]: was supposed to work

[hosty_matt]: you tell him

[cobra]: within the sabre, And then I turned around and my wife was like. What is wrong with

[cobra]: you? You're yelling at the screen for two minutes.

[r2bbc_2]: the screen, the screen can

[cobra]: The screen is showing me things that are wrong. That's what I told her.

[hosty_matt]: it is funny Because you, you with me together side by side sat through the Rise

[hosty_matt]: of Skywer, And

[cobra]: Oh boy.

[hosty_matt]: this, in comparison to the Rise of Skalwalker.

[hosty_matt]: This is a delight. Break all the rules. You want

[cobra]: oh man. this, this is. this is art.

[cobra]: This is art. Next,

[r2bbc_2]: true,

[r2bbc_2]: but I dare say, I

[cobra]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: dare say that this. this mini series was better than any of the the recent

[r2bbc_2]: three, The recent three. What would you call them?

[hosty_matt]: trilogy.

[cobra]: the the Sky Walkaler Saga movies,

[hosty_matt]: They are all the

[hosty_matt]: Skywker Socca movies. All ninene of them are so walker.

[r2bbc_2]: Are they? That's my point, Like seven, eight nine.

[cobra]: No Rogu Roguan and And Solo or not right?

[r2bbc_2]: I don't

[hosty_matt]: Oh, no, but like

[r2bbc_2]: count those like. I mean, just like Rise,

[cobra]: So you mean you mean the sequels?

[r2bbc_2]: the sequel Seven eight and nine.

[hosty_matt]: yeah, sure, yeah,

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah, oh

[cobra]: no. yeah. this was by far better. Even

[r2bbc_2]: I don't have the turn for it.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: the worst episode in this is better.

[r2bbc_2]: y,

[hosty_matt]: well, that's a

[cobra]: Um,

[hosty_matt]: great Segway. Let me let me seg way that into what you think the weakest episode

[hosty_matt]: of this was, and I'll start so you guys can think and something on the spot here

[cobra]: Oh, I. I know I was

[hosty_matt]: with these questions.

[r2bbc_2]: I think I know too.

[cobra]: going to answer like point blank.

[hosty_matt]: Okay, well, I'm going to go. I'm still answering for me. It was the twins one.

[r2bbc_2]: Oh,

[cobra]: Really,

[hosty_matt]: And and the reason why the

[hosty_matt]: twins won. Just well, I mean, that's the podcast name right. Nice call back. Um,

[cobra]: Why and why are you wrong?

[hosty_matt]: the reason I. I was annoyed by it. I like this story, but

[hosty_matt]: I want. I, wa. I tried as best I could to suspend my levels of disbelief, much

[hosty_matt]: like you did with the caber crusal thing, but they just spent all this time in

[hosty_matt]: space, just not dying. not breathing. Now try to have a suit. Nothing was going

[hosty_matt]: wrong. They were like riding

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah,

[hosty_matt]: on the back of ▁x wings. and it's just like just

[cobra]: no,

[hosty_matt]: give me a little

[cobra]: the worst.

[hosty_matt]: piece of something to make that believable

[cobra]: the worst part is he powers his sabre with the new broken

[cobra]: crystal

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: and then he hops like he turns upside down on an ▁x wing.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: He cuts through her.

[hosty_matt]: ye,

[cobra]: He slices the fucking

[r2bbc_2]: just a sliver. Just

[cobra]: like just the fucking twin,

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[cobra]: the twin fucking Imperial destroyers. there, the

[hosty_matt]: y,

[cobra]: Co, the Siamese destroyers, as they were, Neco joined and then

[hosty_matt]: yes, Conjo, destroyer.

[cobra]: exactly and with her it's just like. Oh, it. like

[cobra]: scratch the fabric of her shirt.

[hosty_matt]: That was pure anime bullshit and I

[r2bbc_2]: correct

[hosty_matt]: liked that, but

[cobra]: Yes,

[hosty_matt]: overall it was just.

[cobra]: I was in.

[hosty_matt]: it was a bit much

[cobra]: That's why. that's why I, I was able to suspend. Is

[r2bbc_2]: true,

[cobra]: this this tracks?

[hosty_matt]: fa. Okay, so

[cobra]: what's yours?

[hosty_matt]: you guys don't like that pick? So Chs, what you got?

[cobra]: What's your? What was your wakest?

[r2bbc_2]: I'm I was okay with Uh with the twins, And and and I respect your opinion. Um,

[hosty_matt]: That's a first for the show.

[r2bbc_2]: my my least favorite

[cobra]: That makes one of you?

[r2bbc_2]: listen. Listen,

[r2bbc_2]: there's like that. like underneath all the the vitriol and the the the Cat, Uh were

[r2bbc_2]: just we're just a bunch of dudes. just the Buge and Nuir dudes, just trying to have

[r2bbc_2]: a good time. So my least favorite was tattooing yourapsoy. Um,

[cobra]: Yes, Yes, it is. it's

[r2bbc_2]: I

[cobra]: awful.

[r2bbc_2]: like. like Okay, You going to? you're gonna? You got to channel the the concert.

[r2bbc_2]: You know, Gem in the holograms vibe, or

[hosty_matt]: Yep,

[r2bbc_2]: or almost Alvin than the Chitmunksvive Okay, Fine and I' was fine with the

[r2bbc_2]: animation too,

[r2bbc_2]: but

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, cute.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: that story was a bit. It was disproportionate between back story. It was too much

[r2bbc_2]: music and not enough story for me. And like

[hosty_matt]: Are you mad that Jaba has a kid? Is that what your promise or nephew?

[r2bbc_2]: I don't. I didn't care.

[cobra]: I, an Mmo, nephew.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah?

[r2bbc_2]: I didn't care. Um. but

[hosty_matt]: y.

[r2bbc_2]: what did upset me was that my boy Joseph Gordon le, it, uh, was just using this as

[r2bbc_2]: his opportune as his, like his demo, Reel to to To go for, Uh, American Idol Season

[r2bbc_2]: eighty Seven.

[r2bbc_2]: He was the dude.

[cobra]: Did you watch this in English?

[r2bbc_2]: Ah, sadly,

[cobra]: disgusting,

[hosty_matt]: wow.

[cobra]: disgusting.

[hosty_matt]: Wow, your ner credit card has been revoked.

[r2bbc_2]: I, I had a I had credit. I had credit.

[hosty_matt]: Not any more. it's gone.

[cobra]: you. did you did?

[r2bbc_2]: No wonder.

[hosty_matt]: You burned it

[r2bbc_2]: no wonder my, my my nerd debut card was saying insufficient funds. I need to get

[r2bbc_2]: another card.

[hosty_matt]: it. But it's interesting to me like I didn't realize I, so it's funny if you

[hosty_matt]: listen as you, Ha, you didn't. You also did it on English, Because when you come

[hosty_matt]: into Disney Plus, it just gave you English from the

[hosty_matt]: Geo. They didn't even have a setting where you could go to like original

[cobra]: Yeah, that's true.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeahm, yeah, it. it was the most far removed.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeahm, yeah, it. it was the most far removed.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeahm, yeah, it. it was the most far removed.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeahm, yeah, it. it was the most far removed.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeahm, yeah, it. it was the most far removed.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeahm, yeah, it. it was the most far removed.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeahm, yeah, it. it was the most far removed.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeahm, yeah, it. it was the most far removed.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeahm, yeah, it. it was the most far removed.

[hosty_matt]: language. I had to go specifically and change it to. Uh, you know languages,

[hosty_matt]: Japanese and English subtitles. Um, it didn't do like an original thing, which I

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: thought was interesting. but I, this is their first four Ay, right.

[cobra]: and the subtitles are are close captions right, Wasn't like actual subtitles?

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, it wasn't No, it wasn't yeah.

[cobra]: Yeah, it's weird. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: but yeah, so like

[cobra]: so yeah, I agree to me. it's also the the worst episode by far. Actually,

[hosty_matt]: Why do you hate it? Same reasons or

[cobra]: uh, yeah, so it's first of all. It's almost like it didn't have to be Star Wars.

[cobra]: There's nothing really Star Wars about it. Like if you change the the The Hut to

[cobra]: something else, it could have been somewhere else right.

[hosty_matt]: well, well, the lead singer was uh, a jedi, like an

[cobra]: Kind of,

[hosty_matt]: ▁, ▁x pat, or whatever,

[cobra]: yeah, I. I don't know it. It

[cobra]: was like it was. I think Chris Nail did when he said It was a lot of back, storyor

[hosty_matt]: what are they? Yling.

[cobra]: and music and not a lot of story,

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: and the animation bothered me slightly because they were all supposed to be adults,

[cobra]: but they're too small.

[cobra]: It kind of threw me off a little bit,

[hosty_matt]: Were they supposed to be adults? I. I just thought they were like

[cobra]: but you got used to it. I think so

[r2bbc_2]: what it

[r2bbc_2]: was supposed to be

[hosty_matt]: teenager kids.

[cobra]: what you

[r2bbc_2]: was a good episode.

[hosty_matt]: Wow,

[cobra]: that too? and

[hosty_matt]: okay

[cobra]: I like. I was surprised that none. None of you guys picked the duel as the favorite

[cobra]: because a lot of people told me Don't watch the first one first. Leave

[r2bbc_2]: Really

[cobra]: it to the last 'cause that's the best one. That's what I heard.

[r2bbc_2]: interesting.

[cobra]: And then I thought like, Imagine if you're watching this like completely blind, not

[cobra]: blankcause. You can't watch it And imagine if you're going in completely

[cobra]: blind

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: y,

[cobra]: and you watch the duel, which is a good episode And then you watch tattooing rapidly

[cobra]: like I was like, I'm I'm out. I'm not going to watch anything anymore.

[hosty_matt]: it

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: is. it is very discordant. I thought the dual was

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: a perfect. That is the

[hosty_matt]: the blend. You know. Um, this is going to be a deep cut. So if no one follows me

[hosty_matt]: unless it's okay, This is like when everybody heard Cochese from Audio Slave.

[cobra]: uho, uhoh.

[hosty_matt]: Watching the duels like that. Like is exactly what you expected when you put

[hosty_matt]: these things together. It was anime Star Wars Perf With Audio Slave. it was like

[hosty_matt]: Chris Coronll, and rage was like. No, you've done it. and then Er.

[cobra]: you know. you know what why I'm laughing is because I can't exactly picture what

[cobra]: you're talking about.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, Yeah, So at least one other person in the world gets it.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: And and then tattooing raps City. It was just like. what? The

[cobra]: what's happening? Yeah.

[hosty_matt]: what? Like? It's it.

[hosty_matt]: I. I don't think I can say this, but it feels like it wasn't anime in a way

[cobra]: yeah.

[hosty_matt]: like

[cobra]: I. I guess what you're saying it's kind of like

[hosty_matt]: it was just a weird cartoon. They did.

[cobra]: cartoon. Yeah. yeah.

[r2bbc_2]: yeah, they didn't understand the assignment really and truly,

[hosty_matt]: No,

[cobra]: Yes,

[hosty_matt]: they didn't

[r2bbc_2]: and like

[cobra]: they delivered the wrong homework

[r2bbc_2]: it it was. I don't know if it was just me, but like when, Um, main singer, dude,

[r2bbc_2]: uh, was like, We' going to figure we're going to do this. We're going to figure

[r2bbc_2]: this out And then they go. They show up and they try to do the concert and stuff.

[r2bbc_2]: He has this busted as light saver, As like the microphone. I was worried that thing

[r2bbc_2]: was going to like accidentally cut on, and like,

[cobra]: discharge. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: just kill them.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah, just like,

[cobra]: yeah, so I,

[r2bbc_2]: Oh, my ear.

[cobra]: I kept waiting for something to happen

[r2bbc_2]: Me too.

[cobra]: that was Star Wars isn' that episode and constantly gave. Keep giving it a chance,

[cobra]: which

[hosty_matt]: y,

[cobra]: is weird because it's a fifteen minutes episode. How many chances can you give

[cobra]: something in fifty minutes? Yeah, I did and I thought Okay. Now they're going to

[cobra]: rescue him. Uh, they're going to think okay. So' going to sing to create a

[cobra]: distraction. Not,

[hosty_matt]: y

[cobra]: they're just going to say now. Oh, he wants to talk to job. Oh, now something's going

[cobra]: to happen.

[hosty_matt]: y.

[cobra]: Oh, he's just going to grovel. fucking hell. you know. I was

[hosty_matt]: it

[cobra]: like. I was very disappointed.

[hosty_matt]: were you. How did you feel about Ho? The? The? The

[hosty_matt]: poivebs of. Like the ending being like they, they changed Jaba's mind through

[hosty_matt]: the Power of music.

[r2bbc_2]: that was

[cobra]: I. I mean

[r2bbc_2]: the only anime thing for me,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: yeah, because so E, neither of you have watched Macross at all. right,

[r2bbc_2]: only sliers

[hosty_matt]: watched a couple episodes. I never finished it.

[cobra]: Yeah, so I, Yeah, I mentioned this on our our Ep Battleship Battle Royal, but Macros

[cobra]: was all about music and this felt like Macross, and

[cobra]: uh and Star Wars had a baby that neither of them liked, so they'd put it up for

[cobra]: adoption Like that's what this feels like. The the attitude of Like, Lets sing to you

[cobra]: know, Use the part of music to solve things. That's very micross, especially Macros

[cobra]: Seven, But the differences, the characters in Macros havent also pilot Macus, So at

[cobra]: least they were doing something

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: right. and

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: here it's just singing. It was very

[cobra]: frustrating

[hosty_matt]: they

[cobra]: that episode.

[hosty_matt]: totally stars. They rocked out at like intermission at the pod races.

[cobra]: Ah, great and there was a. There was a a hut and playing bass. I guess

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: and those guys loved it. So

[hosty_matt]: and those guys loved it. So

[cobra]: I, I wish I wish they had played the The The Continous Sun,

[hosty_matt]: you

[cobra]: That would have been a good callback.

[hosty_matt]: to play like a

[r2bbc_2]: into this section.

[hosty_matt]: metal version of the Canina song?

[cobra]: Yeah, like a, a, A medal, viertual co, hard rock pop

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: rock version. I, I'd be in for that. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: so

[hosty_matt]: okay. So this is your segu. We seg into. The Next question is like, how would

[r2bbc_2]: I would prefer that to this episode.

[hosty_matt]: you script do to this? So it sounds like if we give them some old Star Wars

[hosty_matt]: songs and we get you know a metal theme

[hosty_matt]: is that like? Is that the only thing

[cobra]: I. I think

[cobra]: I think it would have to be. so there is a point in there in the beginning when Boba

[cobra]: arrived, which is, this is also another thing that's sad because this is the Bo Buet

[cobra]: episode that everybody was

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm.

[cobra]: talking about. Um, when? when Boba and the rest of the Bounney Hunters arrived, they

[cobra]: kind of kick ass in the stage

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: right, and they run away, so I think it would have been much better if instead of

[cobra]: just you know, instead of trying to make it just about the music,

[cobra]: if they could you know, have R actually run away from from Boba Fat, and you know, do

[cobra]: another Like if Joseph Gard Levit wanted to do America, America's Top Model, I'm

[cobra]: sorry, Uh, American Idol,

[cobra]: Um, seventeen, or whatever. Yeah, I know

[r2bbc_2]: works for me. I'd take that

[r2bbc_2]: prefer that

[cobra]: if they were, if F wanted to do that a couple more times, as you know, showing that

[cobra]: Boba effect was relentless in pursuing them instead of just giving up and letting

[cobra]: Boba take him.

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm.

[cobra]: That would have been better. so like show them fighting and then leave some like

[cobra]: five, seven minutes at the end so that they can go rescue him. And like, use the

[cobra]: concert as a fon, so they you know, go play music so they can get into Jaa Palace

[cobra]: instead of in the pod race, and do some shinanigans turn off the lights, or like, use

[cobra]: the the instrument as weapons and actually have a little bit of act. Doesn't not,

[cobra]: every Star Wars episode has to be entirely about action, but there needs to be a

[cobra]: little bit. It's a star. It's Star Wars,

[r2bbc_2]: y.

[cobra]: not Star Musical or star. I'm walking through the the sand or

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: whatevers.

[cobra]: Give me something and give me a conclusion to the story that isn't, And then they

[cobra]: went on to have seven platinum albums like that That's not satisfying at all.

[r2bbc_2]: I. I like that energy. and for me I would want to doctor this so that cause I

[r2bbc_2]: actually like this conversation. Still, I. I didn't remember. I forgot Bobaft was

[r2bbc_2]: in this episode until you fucking mentioned him.

[hosty_matt]: right?

[r2bbc_2]: Okay,

[cobra]: Isn't that sad?

[r2bbc_2]: that's very sad.

[hosty_matt]: That's how little he shows up at is just like a flash.

[r2bbc_2]: His impact did nothing for my Sarahbm. Okay, so

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: here's how I would. how I would doctor Cat and Mouse episode. So the the

[cobra]: Mhm,

[r2bbc_2]: band is is like, essentially, maybe on tour and everywhere they go, he shows up and

[r2bbc_2]: they could. They could keep it light if they wanted, and maybe that he does like

[r2bbc_2]: getting close to catching. Or maybe he's like I've got you now, but maybe they.

[r2bbc_2]: maybe they are kids or like teens, and they really kjy and wily and stuff like that

[r2bbc_2]: and they still manage to elude him for like the weirdest reasons, Because maybe

[r2bbc_2]: Anna may, but like

[cobra]: Oh,

[hosty_matt]: Yes,

[cobra]: or yes, N or yes, but

[cobra]: um, In the same vein of being enemy, this is like what you're describing is more like

[cobra]: my Hero Academia, sort of like Happy Gold, Lucky, sort of enemy. That's fine, but

[cobra]: what about we go bazerk or like, Death Note, and at each concert Boba Fat kills one

[cobra]: of them until he finally captures the the hut, and that's how it ends

[r2bbc_2]: Okay

[hosty_matt]: damn,

[r2bbc_2]: so much for

[hosty_matt]: you

[r2bbc_2]: so much for that.

[cobra]: light hearted.

[hosty_matt]: know, Jesus, you

[r2bbc_2]: I guess

[hosty_matt]: don't want like,

[hosty_matt]: like I was. I was expecting like I don't want them to get rid of their like,

[hosty_matt]: happy ending or positive ending per se, Like you who murdering potentially

[hosty_matt]: children, both like one children, did two children? three children dead?

[cobra]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: okay.

[cobra]: the the second, like the last one he kills is the main guy and he finally works up

[cobra]: the courage to turn on his light sabre. and like he've hurts himself with it because

[cobra]: he doesn't know how to use anymore, And then

[hosty_matt]: Je,

[cobra]: Boba just tossed him into a sarlic pit there.

[r2bbc_2]: P, pretty much. or, or bos, like this isn't worth my time. Youre you're already

[cobra]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: dead. You're bleeding out, but like the wound carerized,

[cobra]: Oh, carbonite put him in carbonite.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: Maybe maybe,

[r2bbc_2]: and and then like we could go down your alley, and then sudden suddenly just before

[r2bbc_2]: the episode. Uh, like three minutes before the episode ends. Uh, one of the

[r2bbc_2]: characters on the main guy was I had the worst dream, You guys. We all got killed

[r2bbc_2]: and with it and they're like, You know what? that? Thats I don't want. I don't even

[r2bbc_2]: want that to be an omen. Wed, try something different and then they all start

[r2bbc_2]: thinking of like their next plan

[cobra]: no,

[r2bbc_2]: so that they can

[cobra]: actually,

[r2bbc_2]: perform and allde

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[cobra]: actually, that that would have been very Star Wars because the force gives people

[cobra]: premonitions

[r2bbc_2]: mhm.

[cobra]: right there you go.

[hosty_matt]: yeah, yeah, the kid who is

[r2bbc_2]: Oh my God, yes,

[hosty_matt]: like a padan could have had the permsion Yeah, that's I like that.

[r2bbc_2]: he may suck with his sabre skills, but his other, his, his other

[cobra]: Yeah. Yeah.

[r2bbc_2]: acumen may be still developing

[cobra]: so let me let me give you the the Star Wars pedantic nerd way of saying that, maybe

[cobra]: he's not a Jedi guardian. Maybe he's a counsellor.

[cobra]: Is not good with light savers He good. the fourth

[hosty_matt]: Whatd you have to be that person you want to yell at the audience of Vcbra

[hosty_matt]: crystals a bit, just to make sure everybody knows.

[cobra]: I yell a lot of my cream.

[hosty_matt]: Okay,

[cobra]: My screen change colored that. how much Yeded,

[hosty_matt]: um, I'd be curious that I think. I think that's I really like that idea,

[hosty_matt]: especially like it's the darkness is is abated by the fact that it's a dream

[hosty_matt]: right so you can have bothble fet, just like you'. like god damn overfet. fuck

[hosty_matt]: me you'. just like murdering like a potential kid after a kid.

[cobra]: Yeah, two potential children.

[hosty_matt]: I mean, sorry, they're not potential children. I think they are children. but

[hosty_matt]: but

[cobra]: let's call them. Let's call them Um, teenager on the C, teenagers and the cusp of

[cobra]: Aulthood, There.

[r2bbc_2]: post Yling,

[hosty_matt]: Mm, yes, no, no, no, post youngly, I like F. youngly. Chris has got it. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Mm, yes, no, no, no, post youngly, I like F. youngly. Chris has got it. Yeah,

[cobra]: Yeah, oh, young adults, young adults, opos, dadling, Yeah. I just hear.

[hosty_matt]: that's it. So both offences going around murdering Po, post Ylings, And

[hosty_matt]: that's it. So both offences going around murdering Po, post Ylings, And

[hosty_matt]: but then, but then the the guy who is for sensitive, wakes up and and

[cobra]: yeah.

[hosty_matt]: then it's not. It's more like a We can prevent a strategy. That's your ending on

[hosty_matt]: your on A. On a positive note.

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm.

[cobra]: yeah. yeah, and like he wakes up as what happened in his dream is starting to happen

[r2bbc_2]: Oh, just before the the actual event,

[cobra]: like you know just before. Yeah. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, that's cool. And so he wakes up and now he's like he's He's like you can

[hosty_matt]: see like Boa effectt coming in on a ship And it's like guys. we got to do ▁x y,

[hosty_matt]: ▁z,

[cobra]: we got to go now.

[cobra]: Yeah.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, yeah, dope, um,

[cobra]: Yeah, that would actually make me wonder if if they finished it like that, that would

[r2bbc_2]: the gears turn and then

[cobra]: make me want to watch the next episode The

[hosty_matt]: definitely,

[cobra]: continuation of it if we had one.

[r2bbc_2]: either

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: if they do it that way, whether they do it that way, or if he has a, If they start

[r2bbc_2]: dark in like the first five minutes, so it's like, Oh my God, this is the tone of

[r2bbc_2]: it, and maybe they do like quick cuts like they show us. It's a

[hosty_matt]: yeah.

[r2bbc_2]: band, bo' got them every time. you' not going to loe me easily, Ki. Let me. Maybe

[r2bbc_2]: it happens in the first five minutes. He kills them all and blah blah blah. And you

[r2bbc_2]: save the rest of the episode of them doing different things to Allde, or

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: who knows.

[cobra]: Like to counter the premonation,

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: Yeah, I like that,

[hosty_matt]: it's like a Oceans Eleven kind of like we show you what happened, but psych.

[hosty_matt]: this is what's going to happen because you had the the premonitions.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: Either way

[cobra]: and then the beat of them going like. Okay, so this is what happened in my Prem. You

[cobra]: have to do Ax instead of y, so that it doesn't happen and then how it changes.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, and you can still. you could still back back line with like them, playing

[hosty_matt]: their songs right than playing music.

[cobra]: Yeah throughout.

[hosty_matt]: like interest like you do like cuts like a a montage, but like the song plays in

[hosty_matt]: the background, which just montses them playing concerts as they kind of go

[hosty_matt]: through that. Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: they could, they could back

[cobra]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: themselves up in that we don't have to sit and watch and listen to their stupid

[r2bbc_2]: music.

[r2bbc_2]: They would just back themselves.

[cobra]: tell us how you really feel Chris.

[r2bbc_2]: They back them, they back

[hosty_matt]: also,

[r2bbc_2]: themselves up, and then

[hosty_matt]: it's like

[r2bbc_2]: they show us breaking things down.

[hosty_matt]: Remind me again. Did they play

[hosty_matt]: like Emmo music? Like what it was like?

[cobra]: No, it's just like pop rock.

[hosty_matt]: Pop rock? Yeah, so they need to go like punk. I think they need to be a little

[hosty_matt]: more punk,

[cobra]: You. You want't

[hosty_matt]: Less Emmo.

[cobra]: like seed vices and Star Wars

[hosty_matt]: I mean,

[r2bbc_2]: Punky would be fun.

[hosty_matt]: not the way they, not the way they play themselves. I'm thinking more like no

[r2bbc_2]: Oh, they played themselves

[hosty_matt]: effects.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: nice. I think it like no effects. like fun. Upbeat, joky,

[cobra]: pop pop punk. Okay

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, you could call it that

[r2bbc_2]: or Evenkar

[hosty_matt]: Scot would be interesting,

[r2bbc_2]: spacek.

[hosty_matt]: too. I wouldn't mind that.

[cobra]: with with like space trombone or trumpetsory?

[hosty_matt]: Yes, well

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: like just use the little like the the Di. The like, use those

[hosty_matt]: instruments. one guy play. one guy plays one of those things. I, It's yeah. I

[r2bbc_2]: clar. is it like a clarinet?

[cobra]: Yeah, it's a weird.

[hosty_matt]: think it's like a

[cobra]: It's a mix between a clinet and a God.

[r2bbc_2]: Holy shit they need in order for. in order to like if they want to take it in a

[r2bbc_2]: completely different direction Because I feel like that space clarinet is kind of

[r2bbc_2]: like a scooby Doo

[r2bbc_2]: sound.

[cobra]: Oh yeah.

[r2bbc_2]: They could leverage that into like post premonition, so that like every time job

[r2bbc_2]: has got them is like na, we frigging got you, and then the music they back

[r2bbc_2]: themselves up and it like

[r2bbc_2]: that sound. but it's

[hosty_matt]: yeah. yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: like

[r2bbc_2]: Go. He' freaking out, but it

[cobra]: that would give it such a weird vibe.

[r2bbc_2]: I know.

[cobra]: Like, just make it extra dark and then nosych,

[hosty_matt]: yeah, and yeah, bub. just failing. left right in the center I'll

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: be. Do I like that ya.

[cobra]: as is one to do.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, he. yeah, cause Boba ha was a failure in the movies. Just so' clear. I

[hosty_matt]: love. I love him and I'm excited to watch the new T V show, but in the movies

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah

[cobra]: Yeah, Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: he got hit by a blind guy and Fll into the sarlock pit. That's not a cool way to

[hosty_matt]: die.

[hosty_matt]: Never was.

[cobra]: he got hit by accident.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, by accident,

[cobra]: He got it by accident.

[r2bbc_2]: to the C. the willh, the wilm,

[cobra]: Scream. yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: it was missing a Benny Hill song

[r2bbc_2]: Yes,

[cobra]: Like before.

[hosty_matt]: oh yeah. I was so close.

[hosty_matt]: All

[hosty_matt]: right, I think we. I think we've done a good job on that. Um,

[r2bbc_2]: that's the best. that's the best.

[hosty_matt]: the next question,

[hosty_matt]: we're going to it. It is one episode other than tattooing rahapsody,

[hosty_matt]: Because the question is what episode should be done as a musical. And maybe like

[hosty_matt]: tattooing. Raps City is like

[hosty_matt]: some, not traditional musical Because of traditional musicals, Like when people

[hosty_matt]: sing while things happen. Tattooing

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: raraps it. It was like an episode that had music in it and it just centered

[hosty_matt]: around the music. for reasons

[cobra]: well, Tattrin Rapsody was named like that because of the movie Bohempsy, I imagine

[r2bbc_2]: Oh, really, most musicals are good.

[hosty_matt]: I, I would assume.

[cobra]: well Bohem rapted Isnt a musical? He has music. It' the same thing, right,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, it's not like Rocket Man, which is a musical right.

[cobra]: Yeah, So which which one of them would return into a musical?

[hosty_matt]: other than to tattooing rapsedy. Yeah,

[cobra]: Do we have to

[r2bbc_2]: I got one. If you, if you need time

[hosty_matt]: yes,

[r2bbc_2]: to think,

[cobra]: go for it? Go for it.

[r2bbc_2]: I would say the village bride could be a musical, Um, the the

[r2bbc_2]: young married couple, or you know, pre nuptial couple,

[cobra]: Oh, fair. yeah. yeah.

[cobra]: I actually liked that episode quite a bit.

[r2bbc_2]: I did.

[hosty_matt]: y,

[r2bbc_2]: i. la. I did as well. It felt really balanced. Um. and then

[cobra]: I love her Sabre as well.

[r2bbc_2]: yeah, that was a good episode. and

[hosty_matt]: y.

[cobra]: Can night? Can I just be chaotic here and ask like a quick question.

[r2bbc_2]: I, I, mhm,

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[cobra]: Just one one word

[cobra]: answer.

[hosty_matt]: you can ask a question.

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[cobra]: Which one of of your fate is your Sabres Was the favorite one that they created.

[cobra]: Which one of of your fate is your Sabres Was the favorite one that they created.

[cobra]: Ill start with mine. The one from Lo Lapenocho,

[r2bbc_2]: Oh yes,

[cobra]: The one that it's so pretty,

[r2bbc_2]: yes,

[cobra]: so pretty.

[hosty_matt]: I just like the insanity of the one from the Du,

[cobra]: The parsol.

[hosty_matt]: the parasol one that such

[cobra]: it so good.

[hosty_matt]: it such anime and it's just like it's the

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: perfect marriage of anime. I just I love that like. Yes, I'm here for this hook,

[hosty_matt]: it directly into my veins.

[cobra]: Yes, about

[r2bbc_2]: M. mm.

[cobra]: Chris.

[r2bbc_2]: I have a tie, but I, I, I'll start with my lead, My my first favor. it's the. Um. I

[r2bbc_2]: can't remember the name of the the boy twin, his broken Kber crystal

[cobra]: Mm,

[r2bbc_2]: Sabre, just, but with like that

[cobra]: yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: extra modification, um feature that it had, I like. I. I appreciated that it's not

[r2bbc_2]: often you get to see Uh light Saers get modified to control the blade often,

[r2bbc_2]: So I liked

[cobra]: yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: it

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: for that reason, And then my, my runner up was Toby, One's uh light savercause,

[r2bbc_2]: like it's just

[cobra]: really,

[r2bbc_2]: a little kid dreaming of dreaming.

[cobra]: I fuck can hate that episode so much

[r2bbc_2]: I, I know you do, and this is, and I, I counter your hate with my love.

[r2bbc_2]: That's what.

[cobra]: as as as we are won to do

[r2bbc_2]: Yes,

[cobra]: in this

[cobra]: broadcast. Yeah, for me, it's like I said, the lopenocho one, followed very closely

[r2bbc_2]: yes, ohh, go go.

[cobra]: by the Margraves one on the ninth juddi,

[r2bbc_2]: Hm.

[cobra]: cause he has like a nice, a nice like saber like plasma guard

[r2bbc_2]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: y.

[cobra]: in it. And then though the one from F on the Village Bride, which segress nicely into

[cobra]: in it. And then though the one from F on the Village Bride, which segress nicely into

[cobra]: you're talking about village Brd as a musical goead,

[cobra]: you're talking about village Brd as a musical goead,

[hosty_matt]: I, of course I'd like the Village Bride. That was my, my thought, too, and I get

[hosty_matt]: some like. Have you guys watched? Uh, what the hell said?

[hosty_matt]: I need to remember the movie because it' really important to the.

[hosty_matt]: Oh,

[hosty_matt]: forgett Sarah Marshall. Forgett Marshall. Have you watched

[r2bbc_2]: let's pause it. Oh,

[cobra]: Yes, yes,

[hosty_matt]: that? It's like the

[r2bbc_2]: ohlthough, with the mumppets at the end,

[hosty_matt]: energy that. Yeah, So the energy that Jason Siegel brings to like

[hosty_matt]: rock opera?

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: That's the kind of energy I see for the musical with the Village Broad.

[cobra]: yes,

[r2bbc_2]: that's interesting.

[cobra]: I. I was actually thinking more, something a little bit more, Um, poised, I guess,

[cobra]: but I can see that too.

[r2bbc_2]: I.

[cobra]: I can see a lot of the, especially that that sequence where they show the two of

[cobra]: them. I don't remember what they call it in. Like the force. They have a name for it

[cobra]: in

[r2bbc_2]: yeah. yeah,

[cobra]: that planet. But when they show that think all of that sequence could have been the

[cobra]: song

[r2bbc_2]: true.

[cobra]: of them. Sing

[cobra]: the adults, them, as adults, singing about remembering, and the kid singing about

[cobra]: what they are doing. And like the juposition of that, that would have been cool.

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm. I don't want to turn. Well, I guess in a way, it's sort of like a musical

[r2bbc_2]: doctoring effort that we're doing. And if that's the, And if like that planet

[r2bbc_2]: has this like nature, mana energy. What if it's what if they? they communicate with

[r2bbc_2]: the planet through songs, so that triggers the nature, the nature effects and then

[r2bbc_2]: pass

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: down

[cobra]: I

[r2bbc_2]: through the ages, certain songs that control water control wind, and then when they

[r2bbc_2]: do the symphony, When the like frigging war. Like when the when the soldiers come

[r2bbc_2]: were the? What were they? mercenaries?

[r2bbc_2]: like

[cobra]: mercenaries. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Y,

[r2bbc_2]: they like. I don't know like I, I hate to doctor it, but it feels like in my mind

[r2bbc_2]: it's almost like a Captain Planet moment where they have this bunch of villagers go

[r2bbc_2]: to that location on the planet. This group goes there and they all have to conduct

[r2bbc_2]: in order to get the

[cobra]: isn't that

[r2bbc_2]: planet to like

[r2bbc_2]: kick ass.

[cobra]: that feel? so I, I can see that skirting al of being very cool and very different and

[cobra]: also being cheesus. Fuck.

[r2bbc_2]: I know I know it does. The sound that forms in my head is a more more of like a

[r2bbc_2]: choir thing And that's not what I

[cobra]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: want it to be.

[cobra]: exactly. and it's like

[r2bbc_2]: No,

[cobra]: it's like a mix. It's a mix of like. it's like Force avatar. I don't want to see

[cobra]: that.

[hosty_matt]: I think it only works if that happens while if the the female Padan becomes a

[hosty_matt]: Jedi, so so to speak, conducts her battle against the The Syth, that's with the

[hosty_matt]: raiders, Because then you have that like um, dual. The Fates kind of like

[hosty_matt]: soundtrack while it's going

[r2bbc_2]: Okay.

[hosty_matt]: on. And maybe they're

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, and maybe they're doing that

[r2bbc_2]: You could do pull that off with the rain,

[hosty_matt]: right.

[r2bbc_2]: but it could be lighter. and then

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: like you got your dope like fight scene in the rain with like, Oh wow, that's

[r2bbc_2]: forming a different picture in my head. Now,

[hosty_matt]: yeah, right, and then,

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: and and so I think in that scenario then you can have the villagers working

[hosty_matt]: together, seeing those songs be cause they're trying to fend off the raiders

[hosty_matt]: while she takes care of the syth, Right? So we' all working in concert.

[cobra]: so when you're I like that idea. But you know what struck me when you were talking

[cobra]: about the force being related to music.

[cobra]: I, re, remember, I remember reminded of Uh. Green Lantern of. of all things,

[r2bbc_2]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Okay,

[cobra]: you know how there's there's one of those. Oh, Chris is wearing

[cobra]: a ring. I don't think that's allowed.

[hosty_matt]: I, I thought you were wearing a green. Later wing. I,

[r2bbc_2]: I do whatever I want.

[cobra]: That's not allowed.

[cobra]: That's not allowed.

[hosty_matt]: Are you the new

[cobra]: That's okay.

[hosty_matt]: lantern for our sector? I didn't. I didn't realize.

[r2bbc_2]: I hope I'm not trying to step on any toes, but

[cobra]: No, his.

[cobra]: he's only the

[r2bbc_2]: I

[cobra]: he'. only the lanter for Whitby,

[r2bbc_2]: listen and and to, to make matters worse, I have no lantern I found this in in A.

[cobra]: and he's abandoned and he's abandoning it.

[hosty_matt]: Yep,

[r2bbc_2]: I didn't abandon it, or if I

[cobra]: Yeah, you're going to Montreal.

[r2bbc_2]: Hm yet, I need. I need a lantern. They so shut out Montreal if you got any lantern

[hosty_matt]: Yes's, got's

[cobra]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: spare, hook a brother up be cause. this thing is

[cobra]: the leftover.

[hosty_matt]: got to power as ring.

[hosty_matt]: got to power as ring.

[cobra]: So what I was thinking of is you know how there is that one uh alien race that

[cobra]: doesn't see, so they don't have the Green Lantern like this'. Not the green lantern

[cobra]: is the F sharp bell. Where so they? They equate the whole thing with the colors to

[cobra]: the sound. So I was thinking of something similar. where in that planet? not that

[cobra]: they're blind, but like the The Force has a distinct music to it.

[r2bbc_2]: Oh

[cobra]: And then you, you commune with it by learning that music or

[r2bbc_2]: frequencies.

[cobra]: um, like, Yeah, stuff like that Exactly. That's what. That's why, because when you'

[cobra]: talking about the rain making sounds, I was thinking about that like you could have,

[cobra]: like. That plane could have like freak force. sort of. Um, events

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[cobra]: happen because of sounds matching the right frequent. I don't know something like

[cobra]: that

[r2bbc_2]: That's interesting

[cobra]: that would make you very weird.

[r2bbc_2]: like it's almost like a symbiosis. The planet needs the villagers.

[r2bbc_2]: The the. like, the

[r2bbc_2]: indigenous, the indigenious people, Toe, continue to communicate with it to keep it

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: imbalanced. Otherwise the plan know, the different elements of stuff start to go Ry

[r2bbc_2]: and then, like earthquakes and stuff like that. Who knows

[cobra]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: I think we've done a great job powering up this musical episode and we are going

[hosty_matt]: to seg away very smoothly as Wes do. the next question.

[cobra]: yes, very smoothly.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, obviously I think my next question. I' really curious of the nine

[hosty_matt]: episodes. Please ignore the dog in the background, Just my puppy and she doesn't

[hosty_matt]: care what do

[cobra]: No, she doesn't. she does not. I can attest to that,

[hosty_matt]: when What episode? What episode you think would be enhanced

[hosty_matt]: by

[hosty_matt]: including not, but replacing the cast with muppets.

[cobra]: Oh, easy. easy. the last one.

[r2bbc_2]: you go first? Yeah,

[cobra]: the last one. Akkri. That episode is terrible as well, because it like it goes

[cobra]: nowhere, is just dark for being dark, and there has no story like. Oh, I'm I'm this

[cobra]: jedi. Who has? I don't know, P, T, S. D, I guess,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, that seems like it.

[cobra]: and in the end I do exactly what I'm fearing that I'm going to do, and I kill the

[cobra]: princess that I'm protecting and the gigantic scary woman takes me away to be her

[cobra]: Padd. one. For reasons,

[r2bbc_2]: yeah,

[cobra]: imagine replacing all of that with the Muppets making the uh, ma maraago Madago, I

[cobra]: don't remember the name of the the Big Lady with with Miss Peagi

[hosty_matt]: No,

[cobra]: and the Jedi.

[hosty_matt]: no, no, no, no, you can't

[cobra]: What?

[hosty_matt]: do that. It's um. It's masso and no.

[cobra]: Massago? Yes,

[hosty_matt]: it has to be.

[hosty_matt]: Kermit is playing both the Good Jed Eye and the evil Jed Eye so we can hit that

[hosty_matt]: mem right on the head.

[cobra]: Okay, Wow, it has to be both.

[r2bbc_2]: do,

[cobra]: Oh,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

[cobra]: okay, I see, I see what you mean. Okay, So then so so Kermment would be the main

[cobra]: character, The the Jedi with P. T. S. D

[hosty_matt]: and and the evil one

[cobra]: Massago,

[hosty_matt]: Masago, Yes,

[cobra]: Ooh.

[r2bbc_2]: there could be more than

[cobra]: Okay,

[r2bbc_2]: one frog. There's always a master and an apprentice

[cobra]: I don't know. I just thought

[cobra]: like I. I. I went to defide this rule. I want to define this room because it would be

[hosty_matt]: and they're all kermits.

[cobra]: funny to have Miss Piggi be the evil one

[r2bbc_2]: I hear you

[hosty_matt]: I hear you, but I just think we. we really need to nail that meam on the head.

[cobra]: Nail that. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: And and if we're not having kermment and cararbt, and Km, turning to the dark

[hosty_matt]: side by other kermment,

[cobra]: so just make him all B, played by

[r2bbc_2]: make them make

[cobra]: Cri. Even the two guide dudes,

[hosty_matt]: The entire cast

[hosty_matt]: excmentt.

[r2bbc_2]: is justs, Oh boy,

[cobra]: Yeah, exactly, and uh, and uh, the little. The like the ostrich horses that they

[cobra]: ride. Let those be gonzo Their that front.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, and you can have the the two like old guys who heckle Everybody. They can

[hosty_matt]: be the guides.

[cobra]: Yeah, they're also kermed.

[r2bbc_2]: I did that.

[cobra]: Oh, it could be what. Some of those those two old

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, yeah's,

[cobra]: dudes, Um,

[hosty_matt]: let me look it up here.

[r2bbc_2]: I could see them in my brain, but I can't remember their names

[cobra]: Yeah, me too. I' it's it's

[hosty_matt]: It's uh,

[r2bbc_2]: for time.

[hosty_matt]: staler, staler waldorf.

[r2bbc_2]: There you go.

[cobra]: Staer oldder fi. okay. I. I' in

[cobra]: the two. the two guides being them. I like it.

[hosty_matt]: Y.

[r2bbc_2]: I like that, Mike Pick would actually be the first episode The Duel with Muppets. I

[hosty_matt]: Okay,

[r2bbc_2]: kind know, I kind of want to. I,

[r2bbc_2]: kind know, I kind of want to. I,

[cobra]: It just makes it like Uober. serious. Still,

[r2bbc_2]: Why not.

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah, I'm in.

[r2bbc_2]: Why not? Because like, and we never get to see their feet right, Because they're

[r2bbc_2]: muppets. So you're just like You hear that you hear the the lead jet eyes. you

[r2bbc_2]: know. Uh, uh, uh. what is it, Samurai? Uh, Sandals's like co, co co.

[cobra]: and it someone with like coconuts in the back.

[r2bbc_2]: yeah, yeah, um, it. and it. it'll It'lls be like a live action Muppets you know

[r2bbc_2]: episode or like an extended. It's essentially an extended Muppet show skit, But

[r2bbc_2]: it's

[hosty_matt]: yes,

[r2bbc_2]: done seriously. and then whatever they do, and then and when they have, when they

[r2bbc_2]: have the light sabres, they'll be made of felt as well.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: I

[r2bbc_2]: and then

[cobra]: can we have.

[r2bbc_2]: it's like go.

[r2bbc_2]: it's like go.

[hosty_matt]: I love. I love all that, but I

[cobra]: Can we have the go ahead?

[hosty_matt]: I saying I love all that, but I really want to see closeups of their feet like

[hosty_matt]: running. So

[r2bbc_2]: Yes, the

[hosty_matt]: just the close up of the mufft feet going just above a feet. going,

[cobra]: Just just the feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[r2bbc_2]: just like in. Was it the Muppets Two movie or something when they showed

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: Kermit riding a bike or some shit?

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: Ah, that was dull and

[cobra]: Can we have the count played? The old guy that heats up the the water

[hosty_matt]: oh yes, definitely

[r2bbc_2]: I'm good with that and then

[r2bbc_2]: Ooh, and then uh.

[r2bbc_2]: The The The Jedi, The Jed, ice r, r, two unit, Uh, would be um, uh,

[r2bbc_2]: beaker, me, me me,

[cobra]: animal

[hosty_matt]: no, no beaker.

[cobra]: animal? Just no, No, you know why cause you expect a a robot to go

[cobra]: and you go

[cobra]: all the time?

[hosty_matt]: Okay, you know, I'm not against it.

[r2bbc_2]: but I still stick

[cobra]: Yeah, exactly

[r2bbc_2]: with my Beager, because it's so I. It's like the most. It's the most. It's the

[r2bbc_2]: closest thing to A, an A, B, B.

[cobra]: yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: Boopole beep.

[hosty_matt]: I could go way on that. Yeah, I in.

[r2bbc_2]: Oh, and if that's the case instead of kermment or whoever is the lead, you could do

[r2bbc_2]: buns. and as the Jedi because, like, Um, because he

[hosty_matt]: Yep.

[r2bbc_2]: like hooded, and then that' the duality of like beaker being his, his like Art two

[r2bbc_2]: unit, and then like the hood, it it and he never gets any shine anyways.

[hosty_matt]: no, no, no, I have this. I have it.

[cobra]: guys, guys, you, you're not. You're not seeing this. You can't see this, but Chris

[cobra]: got too excited. He took his

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: glasses off. This is this is amazing.

[cobra]: glasses off. This is this is amazing.

[hosty_matt]: course. of course, I love everything you said, but I I'm going to I. S with

[hosty_matt]: Luciana on the animal

[r2bbc_2]: hm,

[hosty_matt]: thing being the robot, Because

[r2bbc_2]: mm,

[hosty_matt]: I want to make the evil Syth beaker,

[r2bbc_2]: Oh my god,

[hosty_matt]: So it's buns and versus

[hosty_matt]: beer.

[cobra]: Okay?

[r2bbc_2]: Oh my god.

[cobra]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: I like it. I like it.

[r2bbc_2]: Oh,

[r2bbc_2]: those dudes never

[cobra]: I like it.

[r2bbc_2]: hit any shin, and no one would suspect that she. It was like.

[hosty_matt]: right,

[r2bbc_2]: What bunins of Jed Ey, and then

[r2bbc_2]: me,

[hosty_matt]: me, me,

[r2bbc_2]: me, me, me.

[hosty_matt]: me.

[cobra]: I mean

[cobra]: a week. so ween. And so is is the the the wonderer guy? Is that? Does that still have

[cobra]: to be carmed? Or can we make him Fonsi?

[hosty_matt]: No, So

[r2bbc_2]: I was saying

[hosty_matt]: the Ron and the Wa eye is buning

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: Oh goden,

[hosty_matt]: and he fights the evil Syth That speaker?

[r2bbc_2]: and then you've got a

[cobra]: okay, Jesus Christ, that's like. That's like the like a b side like Comt movie.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: dig it.

[hosty_matt]: it's the deepest of cuts.

[r2bbc_2]: and like

[cobra]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: the only way, the only way I would try to usurp that that duality is like, Because

[r2bbc_2]: my my boy used to be. Uh, Actually, I want to. I, I just really want a sock table.

[r2bbc_2]: I want to table this whole kermment, Miss picky thing, and I want Gonzo to go

[r2bbc_2]: against fozzy syth, fozzy. I would. That's the only alternative

[hosty_matt]: Yep. yeah, I like that

[r2bbc_2]: that I would want the a

[cobra]: I like it.

[r2bbc_2]: side to the b side because

[hosty_matt]: Y

[r2bbc_2]: Gonzo's never a hero, but like fuzzy.

[cobra]: and then you have. Yeah, and you have to have a fuzzy go. You know

[cobra]: exactly Wa,

[cobra]: up

[cobra]: and turn on the parasol.

[r2bbc_2]: Oh, it's about to rain death. Why go?

[cobra]: Yeah,

[cobra]: yeah, go. yeah, exactly.

[r2bbc_2]: oh,

[hosty_matt]: perfect.

[r2bbc_2]: go.

[hosty_matt]: I love it. Um, so I'm going to seg way into another question because I'm so

[hosty_matt]: smooth. Listen there

[r2bbc_2]: mm.

[hosty_matt]: something all these episodes are missing. I don't know if you recognize this,

[hosty_matt]: but and I'm I'm feeling the Disney

[r2bbc_2]: M.

[hosty_matt]: energy at this point because they made these.

[hosty_matt]: Where's the emperor? The Emperor is in all the movies. He's the only mainline

[hosty_matt]: thread of the Sky Walkker The Skywalker Family Fued those guys. The emperor is

[hosty_matt]: in everything,

[cobra]: Mhm.

[hosty_matt]: How? How how did we get the emperor in in one of these episodes?

[cobra]: Well, you can't convince me that he wasn't in the elder.

[hosty_matt]: That's Fa.

[cobra]: To me, he's

[cobra]: the elder. He's the other. He looks good in that one

[hosty_matt]: He might have been the elder,

[r2bbc_2]: yeah,

[cobra]: like that's probably like a prequel.

[r2bbc_2]: it's a spry, a spryy emperor.

[r2bbc_2]: we've never seen. We,

[cobra]: Yeah, I loved. I love his sabres, too, By the way, just as as a side note, but

[hosty_matt]: the the elder, right, not the emperor.

[cobra]: yeah

[r2bbc_2]: the

[cobra]: know

[r2bbc_2]: the

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: elder Sas.

[cobra]: no. The the two said they're so brightly read. They. great. Yeah, um, I can tell you

[cobra]: which episode would be instantly better just by including the Emperor, having, maybe

[cobra]: you know, just having him kill everybody, Tatterine, rarapidy,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, I was going to say. what? what?

[cobra]: just at the end,

[hosty_matt]: In what? but what instrument does you play? Is he the guy playing that little

[hosty_matt]: like

[cobra]: the tassla oil.

[hosty_matt]: I thought he's by the little clarinet thing? He

[cobra]: When

[cobra]: can hear me again? Now I have the image in my head of Palpitine in the last movie

[cobra]: when he all decrepit. In fact, playing that stupid

[hosty_matt]: right?

[cobra]: clarinet. That's amazing.

[r2bbc_2]: No, no, there is. only. there is only one episode. So there's only one instrument

[r2bbc_2]: befitting

[r2bbc_2]: Lord Emperor Palpine, In the backdrop of this,

[hosty_matt]: Is it the double?

[cobra]: Hm,

[hosty_matt]: the double guitar?

[r2bbc_2]: No, no, no, there is one more instrument.

[cobra]: like Tenacious D style.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: You. one might say, I could. Yes, and that, but my choice would be

[r2bbc_2]: the

[cobra]: Oh, makes sense. makes sense.

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Some, some say he is a Terrman,

[r2bbc_2]: you know

[cobra]: exactly

[hosty_matt]: un limited fer men.

[cobra]: unlimited space noises.

[r2bbc_2]: it scales,

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm.

[cobra]: no, seriously, just have the Emperor show up at that pod race and then just like Use

[cobra]: force lightning on the on the Ams and just electro. Everybody.

[r2bbc_2]: That could work.

[hosty_matt]: I. I also see him there just being like. As they playing likes them, He just

[hosty_matt]: I. I also see him there just being like. As they playing likes them, He just

[hosty_matt]: leans over a random. These guys fuck and suck,

[hosty_matt]: leans over a random. These guys fuck and suck,

[r2bbc_2]: I could see so a alternate episode. I could see him pulling strings behind. In my

[r2bbc_2]: mind, it would be the twins. and like, If you actually want to likecause One of the

[r2bbc_2]: things that

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: perplexed me about Star Wars like uh is is the

[r2bbc_2]: the industry of it in in terms of where do they get all the materials and for their

[r2bbc_2]: manufacturing right, So

[hosty_matt]: y,

[r2bbc_2]: like in the twins episode they had those two Th. The Gemini start like the two

[r2bbc_2]: conjoined germini, uh, starships. That

[hosty_matt]: y,

[r2bbc_2]: was. Those things are huge. I would have

[hosty_matt]: right.

[r2bbc_2]: liked to have seen that episode take a turn for the worse and have the emperor

[r2bbc_2]: really like. ref, The these parts for another project

[r2bbc_2]: star like Destar,

[cobra]: we know what you know.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: what that project is.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: Space sticks.

[r2bbc_2]: that too.

[hosty_matt]: Ba, on the A St.

[r2bbc_2]: some might

[cobra]: Yeah, Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: say space fallaces,

[hosty_matt]: conjoined space fallac

[cobra]: some might, some might say

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[cobra]: Fs. I choose to say cocks.

[r2bbc_2]: Okay, space cock,

[hosty_matt]: space Cox.

[cobra]: Yup, Yeah. Can you imagine if they fired when they fire? they sounded like that. I,

[hosty_matt]: Honestly, it would make it more paable. Course. I'd like the

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: idea, though, because the twins is the one wheres

[hosty_matt]: it's centered around two evil dark je i ra from birth. and I think the

[r2bbc_2]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: emperor has the easiest slide into's like he pueing them or he. he, you know,

[hosty_matt]: Gen

[hosty_matt]: near them as clones. To be these perfect evil tins,

[r2bbc_2]: Mhmy,

[cobra]: his clones.

[hosty_matt]: Natural. His,

[r2bbc_2]: Oh

[cobra]: He engineered them as his

[r2bbc_2]: yes.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: clones

[r2bbc_2]: Wow,

[cobra]: and then he, he would come in at the end when they fighting and he would go. I, not

[cobra]: chewing the scenery enough,

[hosty_matt]: this

[cobra]: that would be his critique there.

[r2bbc_2]: someone.

[hosty_matt]: wasn't the die. I was hoping far.

[cobra]: Oh man, why did you have to bring the diet of girls?

[r2bbc_2]: because he must, he could be. He could also be

[r2bbc_2]: inside the Uh, the girl. He could be inside the the girl's head trying to

[cobra]: They are twins.

[hosty_matt]: yep,

[r2bbc_2]: manipulate her, and she's clearly fighting against something easily And then the

[r2bbc_2]: the the brother is like something's not right. She's not herself. It's as if

[r2bbc_2]: someone's controlling her blah, blah, blah,

[hosty_matt]: yeah, great,

[r2bbc_2]: yeah,

[cobra]: And then would that mean?

[cobra]: Yeah? Yeah, also his that scene where he uses for lightning, I guess to drop every

[cobra]: single fucking ship in space out.

[cobra]: Um, that would be very like Upro pole in that scene where they fighting outside in

[cobra]: space, riding ▁x wings and slicing each other

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[cobra]: in half

[hosty_matt]: right,

[cobra]: like it would be around the same amount of

[cobra]: beliabilitygg.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, hundred percenttally, totally would work.

[r2bbc_2]: hm,

[r2bbc_2]: I think that like side. No, with that episode twins episode, I think they like the

[r2bbc_2]: studio That that made it trigger. They must have been fans of like, um,

[r2bbc_2]: Technoman Um, which was like a dude who had like a like a suit, like a a robotic

[r2bbc_2]: suit, but he had enough parts left over to ride on like a ship of his And it like

[r2bbc_2]: that. Those were the vibes that I really. I really picked up on and I'm like, but

[r2bbc_2]: he. still, no, he still has no breathing apparatus. This, this boy, like these

[r2bbc_2]: twins, like this boys, got no means to you know.

[hosty_matt]: I just I just wanted little something right,

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah, rebreather some shit

[cobra]: Yeah, exactly, or make them not human, so that they you know. Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: correct That would have fixed it like their

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: skins glowy and they have different like nodes.

[hosty_matt]: something. Yeah,

[cobra]: something put them out in space. put them in the in the orbit of a planet. Something.

[r2bbc_2]: There you go.

[cobra]: give me something. also, give me something to believe that a light sabre, being like

[cobra]: a powered up lights, ever being pushed by next wing is not going to slice someone in

[cobra]: half.

[hosty_matt]: um,

[r2bbc_2]: well,

[hosty_matt]: yeah, yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: Science tells us that you could even strip the bark off of a tree with with a straw

[r2bbc_2]: with enough velocity.

[cobra]: There go

[cobra]: people. people cut things with sand.

[r2bbc_2]: There you go.

[hosty_matt]: all right. I think I

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: think we're losing. We're losing cohesiveness on this co question and

[hosty_matt]: we're we're cutting things with sand. Um. I. I. I would. I would just like to

[cobra]: us, never never

[hosty_matt]: note that Trigger did the twins, but they also did the elder.

[cobra]: the elder. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: So so it's it's interesting to see the different work they did. Um, and while

[cobra]: it is there there you can. you can see the the trigger beats on those. They do stuff

[hosty_matt]: we're on the to,

[cobra]: like

[cobra]: you can see that. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, Killakll is probably their most famous work as far as far

[hosty_matt]: as I

[cobra]: yeah, yeah,

[hosty_matt]: would know. Um, so okay, So the other question I have is

[hosty_matt]: George Lucas. George Lucas famously modeled Star Wars after the the uh, Ksawa

[cobra]: the first episode after the first

[hosty_matt]: films. Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[cobra]: episode.

[hosty_matt]: yeah, after the first episode, but Csaa films right that the duel is

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: just like

[hosty_matt]: George Lucas Fever Dream for ki Saa movies.

[cobra]: oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[hosty_matt]: But I'm wondering if if he was to pick one of these episodes and it doesn't have

[hosty_matt]: to be the first one could be,

[cobra]: it would probably be, but okay

[hosty_matt]: and he's going to, He's going to make a live action version

[hosty_matt]: and maybe bump it out to. It doesn't have to be two hours, but try to bump it

[hosty_matt]: out to more of like a an hour plus.

[hosty_matt]: What episode do you think he would take to to make live action and bump it up to

[hosty_matt]: like, like, uh,

[hosty_matt]: an hour hour plus, maybe even a movie. If you can get there, sort of format,

[hosty_matt]: because

[hosty_matt]: George is just he loves it.

[r2bbc_2]: I'd say the ninth

[cobra]: So so that's an interesting question because I, so I have counter questions for you.

[cobra]: First of all, he doesn't have to direct it right. can we get Dayve for Loney,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, Georges, I think George is the ideal guy of the story

[cobra]: the show runner?

[hosty_matt]: guy show runner. He, he translates his concept into an

[cobra]: K.

[hosty_matt]: overall story. George

[hosty_matt]: is a horrible director. If you want to use him as a director. That's great. Just

[hosty_matt]: know that any dialogue you have have no chemistry whatsoever. That's your

[hosty_matt]: choice.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: so pick one that has no talking is an option as. well.

[cobra]: oh, the duel, then

[cobra]: uh, no, So if I, if I had my pick for like a George Lucas and a group of his uh

[cobra]: coronies, let's call them to to make one I think I would pick.

[cobra]: Actually,

[cobra]: probably the ninth Jad, I,

[cobra]: just because

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: it has

[cobra]: like it, you don't have it. he doesn't have to just reproduce the same story, just

[cobra]: that story and continue it right. That's the idea that I think that's one of the ones

[cobra]: that has the most sort of room to grow. Not that the others don't, but this one like

[cobra]: it. It ends with them forming a group right so they could go the The Ninth Gud Ey

[cobra]: live action could be the formation. The whole, The whole journey of forming a new

[cobra]: Jedi

[cobra]: Consol

[hosty_matt]: yeah, yeah,

[cobra]: Way Way in the future of that, The of the the The Star Wars Universe Right and

[hosty_matt]: yeah, the Ninth Jedi does a good job of of giving you a thread to continue on.

[hosty_matt]: Right. She's

[hosty_matt]: going to go avenge her dad's, her dad's death,

[cobra]: to follow exactly Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: I don't think he's dead. He

[cobra]: yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: captured.

[cobra]: yeah, that's that would be. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: So he' captured. I thought he did.

[cobra]: his his is captur. it's a. It's immediately, because that's what he said. We have to

[cobra]: go save my dad, and the migrave says Yes, we will, and that like that could be.

[r2bbc_2]: Then something about I feel him, and like they had an interesting camera. They had

[r2bbc_2]: an interesting camera

[cobra]: that's right.

[r2bbc_2]: shot with the ship that he was supposed to be on.

[hosty_matt]: Oh y. and then

[cobra]: Yeah, and

[hosty_matt]: it blew up, but don't worry. He was on

[r2bbc_2]: D. What?

[hosty_matt]: another ship. So's fine.

[cobra]: man, I was going exactly there. I was exactly going there.

[r2bbc_2]: Just when you thought Father?

[hosty_matt]: Doar is fine. No consequences. Jubck is fine.

[cobra]: No, it's another ship and then he gets a meddle at the end.

[r2bbc_2]: Oh,

[r2bbc_2]: oh man, I would agree.

[cobra]: Yeah, Yes, I think like, and that would be like, just a immediately. the segway of

[cobra]: them going after the Father,

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm, Mhm, it has.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: That could be more than one movie that could be a whole series.

[r2bbc_2]: It's true. it's true to like. Really have her level, Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: that's a great Netflix series of like ten episodes and our

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: each really drawed out. She'

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: searching every

[cobra]: Y, well, Netlix. you mean Disney place.

[hosty_matt]: every episode. It's Desert Disney Plus, it's the Mand Laureian, right. It's that

[hosty_matt]: sort of

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: mand La. in

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Feel of like each episode is going somewhere And overall you're You're getting

[hosty_matt]: to the end of a story even if

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: you waste an episode stuck on like a a fishing planet.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah, they could even, and they could go in any like Sure. The the main driver is

[r2bbc_2]: her trying to save her father and her evolution from uh, from

[r2bbc_2]: post o po, uh, pre,

[r2bbc_2]: jed

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: to,

[cobra]: post Youngly Pool St. From post yngling to Fu Padwin,

[r2bbc_2]: But she's

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: four sensitive already, you know

[hosty_matt]: she,

[r2bbc_2]: and she's trained

[cobra]: it doesn't matter.

[hosty_matt]: that young Lis are four sensitive and then she goes.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: She goes to pad in Paddaon, when her lightdsre goes green. I think that's fair

[r2bbc_2]: Okay.

[cobra]: she realizes her full connection to the Forester.

[cobra]: she realizes her full connection to the Forester.

[r2bbc_2]: cool, okay,

[hosty_matt]: y.

[r2bbc_2]: cool. um. Oh, I lost my train of thought but essentially oh yeah, there is. Um.

[r2bbc_2]: sure that's the main. That's the crox of it right, But they might even have a

[r2bbc_2]: flashback episode of her father like. Oh, maybe an episode like a, a good me

[r2bbc_2]: episode of him. Uh, what drove him to to forge sabres? Maybe his old master that

[r2bbc_2]: trained

[cobra]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: him to blah, blah, blah. Maybe there's something that we can dive into in that

[r2bbc_2]: region?

[hosty_matt]: Yep.

[r2bbc_2]: Um to make sure that you know,

[cobra]: Yes,

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: yes,

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[cobra]: and I like that idea and I like if you could like. there is like nine jeddis

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[cobra]: there. Right. if it's like nine episodes or ten episodes. One episode each could

[cobra]: start with the first, Let's say fifteen, twenty minutes, telling quickly, telling the

[cobra]: back story of each of the Jedi and then focusing that episode on on each of them as

[cobra]: they go through the the adventure of doing what what they arere

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah, yeah,

[hosty_matt]: So

[cobra]: doing so that we cant be cause. It doesn't have to be just Kara and

[r2bbc_2]: true.

[cobra]: Ethan right. It could be an an unsemble thing

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[cobra]: where we learn the ▁quirks and personalities of each of them

[cobra]: where we learn the ▁quirks and personalities of each of them

[hosty_matt]: did did the hunters die? One of

[r2bbc_2]: Some of the

[hosty_matt]: them. One of them didn't for sure be cause

[r2bbc_2]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: he's like You're not like this chill bra. But

[cobra]: and his light saver

[cobra]: changes color

[r2bbc_2]: it's true

[hosty_matt]: yeah, yeah, yeah, it does. Yeah.

[cobra]: too. I don't know if you noticed it changes to purple.

[r2bbc_2]: we didn't end up with nineiging at the end of that episode, but they,

[cobra]: No, no,

[r2bbc_2]: there were some empty slots that they could that they needed to fill too, right,

[hosty_matt]: Well, they had.

[cobra]: that could be part of the journey

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[cobra]: Right.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, it's right because they had what they had. Um, The the F was five hunters.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, it's right because they had what they had. Um, The the F was five hunters.

[r2bbc_2]: think so,

[cobra]: Five, Was it

[hosty_matt]: I thought it was five hunters.

[cobra]: cause? the the allusion to the Ninth Jedi. I

[hosty_matt]: She was the nth Jeddi,

[cobra]: think it's the. It's her. Yeah,

[cobra]: exactlyly so it must have been six

[cobra]: exactlyly so it must have been six

[r2bbc_2]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: and then we had the the Marcgve.

[cobra]: six than the Margrave and Ethan Right,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, okay, so six? Yeah, one of them was not evil. He he was chill, but I just

[hosty_matt]: don't remember how many of them were actually killed in that fight. That's okay.

[hosty_matt]: Um, but like if you're trying to show

[cobra]: That could be part of it.

[hosty_matt]: back story, you might. you might just tie up a bunch of them in the back story.

[hosty_matt]: Like how they got there as

[cobra]: Oh yeah,

[hosty_matt]: one episode second episode kicks off, and then she's ont to the hunt for a dad.

[hosty_matt]: If they're not dead right, because otherwise, or maybe one of them comes

[cobra]: yeah.

[hosty_matt]: back to life where they think he's dead and he's not like cause, I like the idea

[hosty_matt]: of having the Sth hunting them and having like one main syth tracking them. so

[hosty_matt]: having won them come back from the dead or co.

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: like they think he's dead and they just they take off immediately to go find her

[hosty_matt]: dad, and he's just like,

[r2bbc_2]: and then you see a hand creep up

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, and then that

[r2bbc_2]: and then

[cobra]: well, there's

[hosty_matt]: one's chasing them across a galaxy.

[hosty_matt]: one's chasing them across a galaxy.

[r2bbc_2]: and then he gets a hand.

[cobra]: popatine

[r2bbc_2]: A hand, a hand up from

[cobra]: from Papaine.

[r2bbc_2]: his old buddy Palpine,

[cobra]: You disappoint me, but I shall give you another chance.

[r2bbc_2]: There you go.

[r2bbc_2]: there go.

[cobra]: Yeah, um, yeah, I like that

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah, the ninth jet E is really really. really.

[cobra]: and actually there's a. There's a precedent that's already set Um by N dud republic.

[cobra]: that, um. The dark side of the forest just randomly chooses people to not

[r2bbc_2]: Hm.

[cobra]: die and put them back together,

[cobra]: Um as sheety as possible, so that they always in pain, Because the dark dark side is

[cobra]: nice like that, So that could be something similar to that where like he is almost

[cobra]: like Vader. where he is almost dead, But the the dark side and like technology, just

[cobra]: hold him together. So it could also be an allusion to Vader. not not just

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: copyvader, but like a, an

[r2bbc_2]: there you go.

[cobra]: omage, In that way,

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, yeah, I like that.

[r2bbc_2]: we see. we see we

[cobra]: now I wa. I watch this. I want't watch this now.

[r2bbc_2]: where we're students. That understood the assignment. unlike

[hosty_matt]: Yes,

[r2bbc_2]: tattooing Rhapsody.

[cobra]: Yeah, thatw, Rapsoy was the the guy who wanted to be a

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[cobra]: musician, but ended up in like a psychology class. And so

[hosty_matt]: yeah, I'm I'm sorry, studio, uh, Studio Colorado.

[cobra]: Colorado. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: You.

[r2bbc_2]: go back to the Drawing Boy studio.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, you. you could have done better

[cobra]: you guys go back to the drawing board.

[r2bbc_2]: Literally

[cobra]: Yes, you guys suck.

[r2bbc_2]: and went while you're at it, You know to dust off that typewriter and write a

[r2bbc_2]: better story.

[hosty_matt]: look because I have.

[cobra]: Write a story. not just a back story.

[r2bbc_2]: a better story, not a back story.

[hosty_matt]: I have no idea what what they've done?

[cobra]: No, I know, I said right a story

[r2bbc_2]: Well, I don't want

[cobra]: cause there wasn't any. There was back story and music And that's it.

[r2bbc_2]: in this tapestry of nine episodes, we want bangers. We don't want a story,

[cobra]: Yes,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: but we fixed that episode too.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, you got you got nine episodes of fifteen minutes. Let's just get hongers

[hosty_matt]: all all the way through.

[r2bbc_2]: exactly we. we fix it too.

[cobra]: we didn't right. die like.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, we did so

[cobra]: Yeah, we did.

[hosty_matt]: okay. So you? I think we've been really creative throughout this, adding music

[hosty_matt]: to an episode that one that forceed on us, bringing the Emperor into something,

[hosty_matt]: Helping George Lucas. I want to give you a blank slate. Here

[r2bbc_2]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: you,

[hosty_matt]: Studio

[hosty_matt]: morale,

[r2bbc_2]: hu,

[hosty_matt]: Studio Cobra,

[r2bbc_2]: Hm.

[hosty_matt]: You get to make your own episode.

[r2bbc_2]: Oh, my goodness,

[hosty_matt]: What are you going to do? What? What's the themes? What do you try to cover?

[r2bbc_2]: I feel in. I feel hindered by the past, and yet I look to the skies for a

[cobra]: Yeah,

[r2bbc_2]: bright future. Like the first word that comes to my mind is gungin,

[hosty_matt]: Oh wow, you're just going there. Eh,

[r2bbc_2]: But I don't want to do that. I don't

[cobra]: Miss. I don't like that idea at all.

[r2bbc_2]: exactly. um, Actually, I want to see an R droid strong in the force

[r2bbc_2]: like I'm t like we've seen weve seen Battledroid's assassin Droids, I

[hosty_matt]: y.

[r2bbc_2]: want an R. Mecca, or an r mec droid to be a force sabre wielding creature?

[hosty_matt]: so like the one that drives that, Um that like like concrete or cement canoe At

[hosty_matt]: the up, one last episode. the mand lan, where like stands up and he's got big

[hosty_matt]: tall legs in arms. You want to give

[r2bbc_2]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: him a light saver,

[cobra]: It's so weird

[r2bbc_2]: sure,

[cobra]: like Danny, long legs, but a Mac.

[r2bbc_2]: yeah, but even cuter I want an r. like a r, two class droid or like a Bbe a b B

[r2bbc_2]: eight. I want. I want. And you know what, I'm going to go there. I want an oblong

[r2bbc_2]: shaped droid with wheels on either side,

[cobra]: It would, its, with its name slash,

[cobra]: like numbere would bej three d one,

[r2bbc_2]: something like that,

[hosty_matt]: you son of a bitch. You did

[r2bbc_2]: something like that.

[hosty_matt]: you maniac

[hosty_matt]: you maniac

[r2bbc_2]: something like that.

[r2bbc_2]: Um, because,

[cobra]: and they call himjtty, Jeniy, What are you doing?

[hosty_matt]: right, and then at some point you'd see it like spray painting on a wall, and

[hosty_matt]: right, and then at some point you'd see it like spray painting on a wall, and

[r2bbc_2]: yeah, and theneis,

[hosty_matt]: like, Oh, Jed, I not jey.

[hosty_matt]: like, Oh, Jed, I not jey.

[r2bbc_2]: No,

[cobra]: Yeah, Exactly

[r2bbc_2]: and it's like it's like, uh, it's like a. It's let's say, let's say okay. I' craft

[r2bbc_2]: a re a quick story, so let's say it's an abandoned. d. like a joy that's been

[r2bbc_2]: really beat up beat up. but maybe its owner, uh, patches it back up, but it's still

[r2bbc_2]: pretty loopy. It's It has its moments of clarity and then other moments it's not.

[r2bbc_2]: but the moment said, it's not. It's because it's tuning in. It's tuning and trying

[r2bbc_2]: to dial in the frequency to the force and then just when like Schmidt hits the fan,

[r2bbc_2]: Um, you know, I don't know where it's going to get a light saaver. but

[cobra]: who who?

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