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[hosty_matt]: Hello, and welcome back to your wrong, Uh this week as we make our death march

[hosty_matt]: towards Christmas, we thought it' be fun to bring a battle royaler away with

[hosty_matt]: Christmas characters or Christmas adjacent characters.

[hosty_matt]: So um, you know we have the usual suspects. as always we have. Uh. who's listing

[hosty_matt]: himself as throbby? The H. r. ▁l,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: It's pronounced,

[hosty_matt]: Uh, He's in Montreal,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: So

[hosty_matt]: Is the R. silent,

[cobra]: Don' know. I just I just read throbby thegebra

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: you bring is on you. That's not my.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I read I read Throbby the human resources, like the

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: department that gets complaints at the North Pole.

[cobra]: about

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: That's correct. That's my job.

[cobra]: hajivers about hajibbers. Yeah, that's it.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: That's just one small. that's a separate folder. Thank you

[hosty_matt]: giving or receiving? You know, I, I don't know. Dont know. Um,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: not. I can neither confirm nor deny what happens in the North

[hosty_matt]: fair enough.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Pole. We got to protect our employees. Thank you

[hosty_matt]: I, wow, you really sound like one.

[cobra]: Yeah. you don't sound like an a Dr. person. I'm sorry.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: They don't. They don't call it the Pole For nothing.

[mike]: You know when when

[hosty_matt]: Um, so you heard

[mike]: the head of each hour has

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Sound like not like an act,

[hosty_matt]: so.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Sounds like the head of a art activission.

[hosty_matt]: Oh, wow,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: who,

[cobra]: Wow,

[hosty_matt]: Jesus,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: talk about lack of best practices.

[hosty_matt]: um, so uh, besides Throbby, the h Rl from Montreal,

[hosty_matt]: um, so uh, besides Throbby, the h Rl from Montreal,

[mike]: Thbby, codacck, everyone loves them.

[hosty_matt]: Um, you've also heard Uh, spencer, Um, whose name is too long to read? so I'm

[hosty_matt]: not going to bother.

[cobra]: he gave

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, that's fine.

[cobra]: up. He gave up on the butt thing.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: How does it finish? though

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, it's ho, ho.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: ho. Holy molly. look at that butt.

[cobra]: Yeah, that's not. that's just lazy. Sorry,

[hosty_matt]: but, but at the

[hosty_matt]: end I, I can put but a look. You could be throbby. the h. r. ▁l. But

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: That's all I could come up with.

[cobra]: but

[hosty_matt]: and then that would be the same amount of effort.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: It was

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: can. I just say that it does sound like a nineties, Sir, mix. you know

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: a mix a lot, alternative jam,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: you

[cobra]: a b side to a single

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: knowly,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: well, then I knowil, that

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: the Christmas version.

[hosty_matt]: I'm really. I'm really happy about this.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: It

[hosty_matt]: Um, and then obviously, Uh, Luciano, who's liit myself? Is they ever fest of

[hosty_matt]: cobra? I guess they're green, so that counts right.

[cobra]: y. To some extent

[hosty_matt]: Um, and then we also have a guest. Uh, one of uh, throbbies. uh, h. r. henchman.

[hosty_matt]: I assume, Um,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: you got. just stop calling me through here.

[hosty_matt]: not gonna, but that's cool.

[cobra]: you, you brother this on yourself.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I didn't bring it that name. You know, lot of elves with a lot of

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: different names. And's

[hosty_matt]: Um,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: the name

[hosty_matt]: uh, we have Mike. Mike. Uh, welcome to whatever the hell this is.

[cobra]: It's a poestt. you old man.

[mike]: good to be here, Mike here, who forgot to give himself a festive name when he logged

[mike]: into the The Softare here?

[mike]: So yeah, uh, Christmas, Mike, and um, yeah, please,

[hosty_matt]: Am I? are you? Are you getting? It seems like you have a bit of delay in one

[hosty_matt]: weed talk and when you talk do you notice that in your end?

[mike]: uh, not. really. I mean. are you getting a delay when I come back and talk to answer

[mike]: your question now?

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: A little bit, a little bit

[hosty_matt]: okay it. it's fine. We'll

[cobra]: will figure it out

[hosty_matt]: just have to be. Um. We have to be aware that if you see Mike talking or like,

[hosty_matt]: if my gets asked the question, it's going to be a few seconds to lay, so try not

[hosty_matt]: to over

[cobra]: over him.

[hosty_matt]: talkk all the time. Okay, um,

[mike]: Well, actually, oh, jeez, sorry, my mistake.

[hosty_matt]: okay, someone's going to jump back into it here. Yeah, okay,

[mike]: hold on a second. I'm connected to the wrong Wi Fi. The one the back of the railner is

[mike]: connecting

[hosty_matt]: okay,

[mike]: fronter My

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: weir his audio delayed, but his video still works. Unli.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: mine.

[cobra]: Well now now he's stuck

[mike]: okay, hey, Oh,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: sing?

[hosty_matt]: now, now the internet's broken.

[mike]: okay, I'm moving. I'm talking. I'm saying stuff. is this sound better

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay, it

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: looks

[mike]: so far

[hosty_matt]: Uh, let's see

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: like it iss catching up a little.

[mike]: Okay?

[hosty_matt]: Mi.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: going

[hosty_matt]: I'm asking

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, I think so.

[hosty_matt]: your question right now. Give me an answer. Now

[mike]: I'm answering right after I heard the word now at the end of that sentence

[cobra]: a little better,

[hosty_matt]: you still delay in r. R. Yeah,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, still dela.

[cobra]: but there's a delay.

[mike]: a little better. Oh, okay.

[hosty_matt]: can you disable your video

[mike]: yeah, let's try that.

[mike]: Okay. I am saying a thing again. Uh, can you hear me? Okay?

[hosty_matt]: greatate about on coming back to us

[mike]: I just heard you say coming back to us and I'm answering. No,

[hosty_matt]: a bit better.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: K. When I say, go, try to enter as fast as you can. ready

[mike]: Okay, I'm answering as fast as I can.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: set. go,

[cobra]: it's a little better.

[mike]: Let

[hosty_matt]: solid. Okay,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: little.

[mike]: me, um, sir, let me get

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: All right.

[mike]: my my cat's Six cable. Just take a second. I'm just going to plug the Sd. uh, sorry,

[hosty_matt]: I thought you had that plucked. Then

[mike]: the wifi seems good.

[hosty_matt]: I'm getting to drink while he figures out cables.

[cobra]: just

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: we agree we agree we're

[cobra]: of course

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: keeping all thiscause. this is.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: see here at your wrong pocket.

[cobra]: that if we, if were, if we were suffering through this, then the listeners, all three

[cobra]: of them have to

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah.

[cobra]: as well.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: That's how transparent we are at your wrong podcast. We, there's nothing

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: for us to hide. We, we do what we do and we do it for you and we'

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: upfront about it, so stick right with us. Will be right back, gentlemen.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: How about that fucking that fuck and terrible sports display the other

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: night

[mike]: Okay test teest,

[cobra]: Oh man that

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, terrible.

[mike]: okay, okay,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: go sports.

[mike]: I'm hard wired now. so um, Hopefully this should be a little better.

[cobra]: it should be.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: ready. after After I say, go speak okay, ready

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: ready set. Go.

[mike]: I'm speaking now. Can you hear this now?

[cobra]: Yeah. Yeah,

[cobra]: it's

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: That sounds pretty good. Mank you.

[cobra]: better' do a Cck

[cobra]: better' do a Cck

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, that' faster.

[mike]: Good? good. Okay,

[cobra]: so canut this shit.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: right.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Just put in like Alic. put in commercial order manscaping

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and put him cold. You wrong for ten percent off this

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Christmas season.

[hosty_matt]: I got to be honest with you, menenture. You literally own a company and you

[hosty_matt]: didn't even do an

[hosty_matt]: advertisement for yourself.

[cobra]: Yeah, that was.

[cobra]: I

[cobra]: thought were sure it was

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Listen, that's

[hosty_matt]: Come on, guy,

[cobra]: going to be a dark one.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: if you're getting lower back, they need being a footpad.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Go to Dockwx dot com.

[cobra]: It's still late. now

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Take,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: take take advantage of our holiday sale

[hosty_matt]: All right, I put a time snap on these things. Uh, so we're

[cobra]: Ill do a Cck it so you can see the loud night.

[hosty_matt]: I don't need a clock at. I just wrote it down it. Why why would you do this to

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I want to do one too, but I won't

[hosty_matt]: me?

[hosty_matt]: Just fucking cloough. I don't care. I'm just going to write down when we started

[hosty_matt]: again.

[cobra]: No fun.

[hosty_matt]: Do you feel? Do you feel better?

[hosty_matt]: Okay?

[cobra]: Let's go.

[hosty_matt]: Uh, okay, So we are

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: right,

[hosty_matt]: going to jump back into which I am going to move us from Mike. talking to, Um,

[hosty_matt]: throwing it to thobby.

[cobra]: You do realize it's thby.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, I don't care.

[hosty_matt]: great time. My thanks for Jonus. So uh, on our batterroyal, Um, we are each

[hosty_matt]: going to represent a

[hosty_matt]: a potential option for new Santa Claus, our friend Thoby, the h, r, ▁l, Whos the

[hosty_matt]: name I apparently have to get right now? For some reason,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: thank you.

[hosty_matt]: Um is here to interview for a replacement, Santa. We're not sure if it's you

[hosty_matt]: know, like the weekend, Santa, or like if Santa gets coveed, then he's not to be

[hosty_matt]: around be cause he's got a quarantine for two weeks.

[cobra]: Je, that was dark

[hosty_matt]: We're not sure exactly the details. Well, listen, life is pain. Get used to it.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: listen. S is dead.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Get used to it,

[cobra]: was run over by.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: for for legal reasons, I think I should step in and just like set the

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: bar. okay, So they'll be here from festive winter holidays, Corp

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: inporated, and we want to congratulate all three of you, all four of

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: you, gentlemen for making it this far in the drafting process for the

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Santa Claus successor program. We want to make those processes

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: transparent, and as possible, so feel free to let the Christmas spirit

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: wild as you make your final cases where your candidate whoherit the

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: title responsibilities, powers, and don't forget the immortality until

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: the time of your aation,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: okay or until you get coveed and die,

[cobra]: Yeah, well,

[hosty_matt]: That's that's

[cobra]: I mean same same.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Well, immortalities immortality, I mean, like right.

[hosty_matt]: Is it

[cobra]: I mean, you did say three. So it sounds like you' already eliminated one of us. I

[cobra]: guess

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Well,

[cobra]: you're not going to tell us who it is right

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: it's for me to know and you to find out when I've got by the rules.

[cobra]: that.

[hosty_matt]: fantastic? Um,

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: speaking of the rules, let's just make sure everybody is aware of who the

[hosty_matt]: speaking of the rules, let's just make sure everybody is aware of who the

[hosty_matt]: candidates are left in the final h. r. process. For some reason, this job is so

[hosty_matt]: candidates are left in the final h. r. process. For some reason, this job is so

[hosty_matt]: important that we're going to do it as a round table.

[hosty_matt]: important that we're going to do it as a round table.

[hosty_matt]: Usually that happens at the beginning, but hey, what the fuck?

[hosty_matt]: I will be representing the most powerful Christmas character more powerful than

[hosty_matt]: Santa himself. Frosty, the Snowman,

[hosty_matt]: Really the frosty Dilich?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: great choice,

[hosty_matt]: We get there. Don't worry everybody.

[cobra]: Oh again. this this shit

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I don't know the litches the mother can. To be honest, so

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I'm I look forward to learning

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, yeah, you can get real learnned. Uh, Spencer. Who? who are you? who? who

[hosty_matt]: is replacing Santa? Who you're representing?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: well,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I think also the most beloved Christmas character. and and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: probably the person who are not person character that

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: embodies a Christmas spirit more than any

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: snow, be or litch or any else is. we all know what I'm

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: going to say, John Mcclean,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: the uh, the the bodyment of Christmas spirit. So that's

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: who I, uh, advocate for being Sa, his replacement. and uh,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I'll tell you why, A second.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm, Mhm, Mhm, Mhm, Mhm, Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: Great? I love. I loved how you dra that out. I won't believe why John Mcclaan

[cobra]: was the longest non introduction ever.

[hosty_matt]: should be it,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I. I dragged it out.

[hosty_matt]: Uh luciano,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I

[hosty_matt]: Excuse me, we's se going off of you.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: dragged it out.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I dragged it out

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: me

[hosty_matt]: We only have an hour and a half

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: dragged it out

[cobra]: Can we can we kick him?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: me.

[hosty_matt]: Y

[hosty_matt]: all right, So luc,

[cobra]: I don't know what you guys are talking about. I have the most beloved in Chma

[cobra]: character of all time,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Oh my God, get to it already.

[cobra]: The Gnch.

[hosty_matt]: um,

[cobra]: obviously the most Christmasy character of all time.

[hosty_matt]: sorry, I got a. I got. I got cut you off here. You're not supposed to pick

[hosty_matt]: yourself. I thought we made that expressly clear.

[cobra]: I, I didn't pick myself. Just pick my spirit animal.

[hosty_matt]: It feels like you picture yourself. Thby. can we get a jet?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: A ruling it is. Is that why it's threeu.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Well, I can't you know, I mean, I wish I wish I could just just, but you

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: know I can't play favorites. Okay, but gratuities are encouraged as long

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: as they arere in the Christmas spirit. I love candy canes.

[cobra]: Oh, wow,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I mean's right,

[cobra]: we were. Just as for a bribe, right just

[hosty_matt]: That's That's what she said.

[cobra]: straight away, I like this guy.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: but Luciano is just like the Gnche. He hates Christmas. He

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: has a horrible skin condition.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Well might be going a little

[cobra]: it's called being white dude. Don't do that.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: far though we. we. ha. we have another cat. We have another agent and

[hosty_matt]: Say, say

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Hold on. And

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: another candidate.

[hosty_matt]: segu to the next candidate. Segu seguing

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I'm so excited to hear from all of you.

[hosty_matt]: one more candidate. Mike. Who? who are you representing?

[mike]: Well, I mean when we think about the spirit of Christmas and would me now, I mean, ill

[mike]: ski along and my choice was

[mike]: Oden. Um,

[mike]: uh, two reasons, I mean A the giant beard. I mean, I think as Santa needs a beer, and

[mike]: uh and B, a lot of Nordic cultures, Um think that Odin was responsible for a lot of

[mike]: the Santa legends and myths, Much more so than the character Saint Nicholas, I was

[mike]: like. Okay, Why not Od. I think he'd be Uh, a new bad ass Santa for the next

[mike]: generation.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Hm.

[cobra]: Don't forget how jolly he usually depict us.

[mike]: Mhm,

[cobra]: He is such a jolly person.

[cobra]: He is such a jolly person.

[mike]: so jolly,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Well, when

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: you got one Ey, you got to look on the bright side, right,

[mike]: yeah, yeah,

[mike]: they could be en able as hire as

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: so you're saying,

[mike]: well. There you go. So you know, so,

[cobra]: That's true.

[mike]: Mhm.

[cobra]: It's the diversity. pick

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: See you' saying,

[mike]: Yes, yes,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: thinkm,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: so you're saying he was originally Santa Clause and then S

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: to replacement. But now you want him back in, You want to

[mike]: that's actually a good angle there. Yeah, I mean he technically like never was. I mean

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: recan him.

[mike]: like Saint Nicholas kind of became the Uh,

[mike]: the like morphing into the modern Santamith, But a lot of the Santre traditions that

[mike]: uh, that people now know in love like you know, eyes everywhere and this and that are

[mike]: believed to have originated more from Odin than say Nicholas.

[hosty_matt]: So you just want Oen to get that

[mike]: So I think Oden was given the shaft as my point. I think Odin is is due to actually

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Cococa Cola moneyte,

[hosty_matt]: Cococa Cola moneyte,

[mike]: become Santa, which he never actually thought to be. in the first place.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Hm, writing the wrong of history. they say the same

[mike]: Mhm.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: thing about Johnclane,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Yes,

[hosty_matt]: they'll be fired off.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: yes, the, as far as as far as conspiracy theories, and who was this in

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: place of that I can neither confir. No deny, but once again, thanks

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: everybody for for coming and representing your clients, Is why we're

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: here. This is going to be this. going to be a good time. Okay, first

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: question. Okay, I hope you are al right. I hope you've all had your your

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: cup of almmannog that we don't want to stop on any vegan toast.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: So think about this now you're at a an ▁xmis office party. Okay, people

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: are nibbling and soozing and networking, and the dinner was good and

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: then suddenly the c e o of your company Christmas res us burst through

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: the door, Damn it

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: the that the whole party comes to a screeching hale from me. It's like

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: all the toilets in the washrooms have been backed up and clogged with

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: duky. Okay, we're not leaving until those responsible come forward. The

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: question. The question is, tell me why it wasn't your contestant that

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: claged all the toilets in the office.

[hosty_matt]: Soy, should weus

[cobra]: Nd

[hosty_matt]: the randomizer

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: This. that's a great suggestion, you know, and usually I, I don't take.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I don't take suggestions or control from from from C from

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: contestantlash. You know agents, but I think that's a very great idea.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Randomizy if you please,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: and the redmizer have selected Cbra, Luciano, heading up with the Grige,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Talk toulus,

[cobra]: why he wasn't the one who Ccked.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Indeed,

[cobra]: Are we sure we don't want those toilets C, cause thench fuck,

[cobra]: clog themftly, if it's not, we shit its with fur. If is not with, probably with a

[cobra]: child,

[cobra]: Maybe all three.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay, that's a bit problematic, You. you. tell me a little bit more. I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: mean I like. how do you see you still want this job? I mean, tell me

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: what.

[cobra]: Yes,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay,

[cobra]: Yes,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Well,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: work it out.

[cobra]: hear me out. hear me out.

[cobra]: The The Greenes, the thinker

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm,

[cobra]: Thench

[cobra]: is a disrupt.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm,

[cobra]: Who's to say that the next

[cobra]: big Christmas tradition can't be called toilets

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Oh,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: mixing it up, mixing it up.

[cobra]: right? I mean, you have the uliog. Why can't you have just the toilet log? Now

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I see you're trying to disrupt the market.

[cobra]: clog them all up with Los.

[mike]: issssssssssssss.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I'm saying you can't.

[cobra]: I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Oh,

[cobra]: don't care. I don't care.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: you said? Who's to say

[cobra]: Okay,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I? I? I'm to say

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: okay,

[cobra]: who's important to say?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: that's

[cobra]: Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: a good question.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No. sorry. you're right. Who doesn't want Christmas filled

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: with

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: shitty toilets? That's a good point.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: It makes it difficult.

[cobra]: I can tell you who wants that Gnch. Does.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: but is that what the

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: All right

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: children want?

[cobra]: I hope not. I mean, I hope yes.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Great answer. Thank you so

[cobra]: Thank you

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: much for that. Okay,

[hosty_matt]: One?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Randmizeery, If you please.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: be

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: po pop?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Ah, spzir, thank you. They. the randomizer is randomly selected.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Spencer. Give it to us, John Mclay, Why wasn't it him?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Well, let's just start off with the setting. This is a

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: holiday

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Christmas party at a corporate office.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm, Mhm,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm, Mhm,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Is

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Yes, yes, Christmas, Wres, are us?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: that what you said? Well, it's the right place in the

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: right time for Jo. This is the right place for the right

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: time for John Mc Lalean. He was born for these situations

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: he wouldn't

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: shit the toilet because he doesn't wear shoes and he

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: wouldn't go in the bathroom

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Oh,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: without shoes

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: oh, my,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: on, so that there's no way it's him and not only was it

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: not him, he will hunt down and kill every single one of

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: the people who shit in those toilets and ruined this

[hosty_matt]: Thats that's what Sannah would do straight murder.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Christmas party.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: That's what any good Santa Claus would do,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Hm. Hmck.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and anyone who disagrees

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and kill them too. that's what John Mclen does.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I see, I see so very hygienic, and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: So,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: then just flips right over to the other side of the spectrum and just

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: litters the place with potential blood bullets,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: dirt and with broken glass. Heaven

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: yep.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: forbid, we don't want messes.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: And

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and then when the c e o comes in, he says, Well, give to

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: the potty Ba,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I respect.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: And that's it.

[cobra]: is

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: That's an answer.

[cobra]: the c O in the scenario, hands grouper,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, The ce o is

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Jaqu catomy,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Fair enough.

[mike]: And it,

[cobra]: Wow,

[mike]: and did

[mike]: he

[mike]: say

[hosty_matt]: So is he French?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: right,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: fair enough.

[mike]: welcome to the potty there.

[cobra]: as just,

[mike]: welcome to the partty misters. There go

[hosty_matt]: Wow,

[mike]: ours.

[hosty_matt]: Okay,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, yeah, welcome to the party pal.

[hosty_matt]: that's not. I love it. good for you. great answer. great ass.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: okay, okay, okay, definitely an answer. That's definitely an answerll.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: thank youm.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: be, phoby. Is interested and slightly concerned, Raizer, if you please.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I am Mike, representing Old Father Odin.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: What's your answer? Why wasn't it O?

[mike]: Well, that's a very good question, Robby, and I think there's no good reason why it

[mike]: wasn't oded. I mean, when you think about the average Nors God diet, it's going to be

[mike]: a lot of meat, a lot of me, a lot of bred all the time, and I think it very well could

[mike]: have been Oden, but

[hosty_matt]: that answer. thbby,

[mike]: Odin would

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I?

[mike]: own up to it. Oh,

[mike]: Oden wouldoo like Oden wouldn't try and let the slide. And here's what I think Oden

[mike]: brings to this situation. Odin is always equipped with his spear gung, near, which is

[mike]: enchanted to hit any

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: mhm,

[mike]: target. Owen could actually, like you know, stir Phnagal. It's essentially like a

[mike]: plunger and a sewer pipe all in one sewr snake. Is that what they call those?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm,

[cobra]: it's

[mike]: I? I think.

[cobra]: also a poop's knife right. it's a poop knife as well.

[mike]: yeah, yeah, it. it's kind of a multi tool, and Um was

[mike]: enchanted

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: gross.

[mike]: by Loki when it was made to strike any target. So no matter how lean a lumpy, that is,

[mike]: I think Odin would own up to it whether it was him or not, and just get in there.

[mike]: Solve the problem, and I think that's the exact sort of go to determination that this

[mike]: organization needs.

[cobra]: everybody Aldy knows that the very, the earliest Adas, always called the near the

[cobra]: stool slicer, Everybody knows that. So right,

[mike]: That's correct. All the ancient ruins actually translate as them. Yes,

[cobra]: that's what they translate to. Yeah,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: read your history books, Kids, where you get this kind of

[mike]: check your local libries.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: top quality knowledge?

[hosty_matt]: you're welcome or whatever.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mi. That's great. That's a great answer. and quite frankly, I mean, I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: was worried, but then you brought it on back. and so far' likeing I'm

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: liking him and that that leave last. Not at least Ma, representing frosy

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: to snow. ▁tch, What's what's what? Your answer? Why wasn't it frosty,

[hosty_matt]: Well, listen, Um, there's a couple of ways we can tackle this one. If Frosty did

[hosty_matt]: it. Um, it would be snow because frost is completely meded now, Andn melts in

[hosty_matt]: water, so there's no way for us he could plug. just by this year. I guess, is

[hosty_matt]: that physics. I guess of the situation,

[cobra]: Sure, let's go with physics.

[hosty_matt]: let's call physics that makes sense, Um, secondarily, frosty, trying to be a

[hosty_matt]: good person, because San is a good person for us. he could definitely help you

[hosty_matt]: clean the Um plug. plucking of saidessing, Because Rossye could just you know,

[hosty_matt]: use snow and generate some snow to help clean out. Or, perhaps, because Frosty

[hosty_matt]: can clearly enthraw children to follow him around town, he could get a bunch of

[hosty_matt]: kids to come up there and clean that bad boy Lily split. Um,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Youys, You guys know the song right,

[cobra]: The po.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: He will clean up all your shit.

[cobra]: Yeah, it's the

[hosty_matt]: I mean

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: You can plunge at all.

[cobra]: his known

[hosty_matt]: to,

[cobra]: also has frosted the poodpiper.

[hosty_matt]: to be fair for us, he was get a subcontract to his. Um.

[hosty_matt]: Um, would you want to call them employees because we're not paying them

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Fs, the

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: subcontractory, the slave owner,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: subcontractory, the slave owner,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: subcontractory, the slave owner,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: subcontractory, the slave owner,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: subcontractory, the slave owner,

[cobra]: They contractors their contractors,

[hosty_matt]: Well, No, be cause we're not paying them. so,

[hosty_matt]: um,

[cobra]: inented servant

[hosty_matt]: no, no, no, that's not

[hosty_matt]: know we want characterize. when frosty does.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: tricky'. tricky territory there, See elves, okay, elves, Let's that's

[cobra]: Millions.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: that. we're this. We're magical creatures where we are born to create

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: toys for children. but children. actually, that's that's as thin ice

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: when to

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, they are

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: steer. Let's try to sleer. Okay. okay,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: steer. Let's try to sleer. Okay. okay,

[hosty_matt]: they raly doing it because they want to. They like, hang with rorosty and

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: okay,

[hosty_matt]: like a cool, nice, not creepy way.

[cobra]: You mean? you mean they' basically doing it because they were

[cobra]: You mean? you mean they' basically doing it because they were

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Oh, now I get it

[cobra]: like bewitched to do it or

[hosty_matt]: I mean,

[cobra]: to want to do it.

[hosty_matt]: bewitched is such a harsh word. Um,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: moment on. Thanks for the

[hosty_matt]: yeah, okay,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: answer. You definitely answered the question as to why wasn't frosty It

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: is. It is scientifically impossible for him to clog all the toilets with

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: durky. Uh,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Let that thank you. That was a great. That was a great round. Next

[mike]: I feel

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: question.

[hosty_matt]: you welcome.

[mike]: though that frosty would at least you know, turn and describe know the clock toilet as

[mike]: rank, and then pause and say

[mike]: Bass, and then go

[mike]: like Dave Carruso and put his shades on and leave.

[mike]: Yes, exactly.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: who?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Indeed, indeed,

[cobra]: I hate all of this, but moving on

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yep,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: now

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: now we're going, we going to do a hypothetical, So assume that your your

[hosty_matt]: Wait that that wasn't a hypothetical.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: character.

[cobra]: Th one. Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: This is I. I.

[cobra]: was that based on a true story?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Exactly

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I'm making sure you're paying attention. Okay, We got we need. we need.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: we need our future Sana to be on the ball. There's going to be chimneys.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: There's going to be you know,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Rabbid, house pets, and so on, and so forth Now keep upsuming. Assuming

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: that your your candidate has become Santa, right, it's

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: years have passed centuries. Your Santa has been Santa for quite some

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: time,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: but you you take an evening to to reminisc and think back on your first

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: year of chistmas on the job.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Out of the four of you who had the absolute shittiest start of their

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: holiday career, And why does it still haunt them?

[hosty_matt]: I'd like to ask a fall of question.

[hosty_matt]: Am I explaining why mine was the shitties, or am my explaining why the grinch is

[hosty_matt]: the worst person in the history of time and space to take on this roll?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I leave it to you.

[cobra]: Wow, a personal

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: good question.

[cobra]: attack. I like it.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: this is Christmas, Beir at its best, thanks, thank so much

[hosty_matt]: Okay,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: this. this is creative.

[hosty_matt]: yeah, okay, okay.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: That's what. I for.

[cobra]: That's the Christmas periodir of the greennch. Les.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Let the fistticoups of verbs and and words commence

[hosty_matt]: I think you're supposed to use

[hosty_matt]: the

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Whos first

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: rather,

[hosty_matt]: randomizer,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: do

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: do do better.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mike. Would you would you care to to get into the shoes of your of your

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: your client that you are so intimately acquainted with and wax poetic on

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: the shittiest year of their first year as as Santa Claus and White Hans,

[mike]: of course.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: them,

[mike]: Well, Absolutely, their first year was the shittiest, because

[mike]: there was this toilet indent at Theristmas Party, forementioned that they had to deal

[mike]: with

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[mike]: when, Really they just

[mike]: wanted

[hosty_matt]: it was the worst.

[mike]: to get to the Sa. So that

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: That was a rough year.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm,

[mike]: seems like a very obvious answer, throbby. But as you said, it's three or to four

[mike]: hundred years in the future,

[mike]: so

[mike]: Oden would, obviously you know, turn to one of his colleagues

[mike]: and talk about.

[mike]: Hey, remember earth,

[mike]: Remember how easy it was when those were the only humans we had to worry about and

[mike]: children on Christmas day.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Hm,

[mike]: I actually don't think it would be a very shitty first year at all. I think I'm

[mike]: looking back from the future.

[mike]: Um, two things could happen either

[mike]: the present day first year as Santa could be. Really shitty, because there are so many

[mike]: billions of children,

[mike]: or in three or four hundred years, as you said, there could be either more or there

[mike]: could be next to none.

[mike]: so it could be either looking back with Uh, you know fondness for. Oh man, sure are a

[mike]: lot of great. you know, kids around the world, or it could be like, Oh my God, I had

[mike]: so much work.

[mike]: Wow, Do you remember when Earth's population was nine billion

[mike]: Man? it's so much more navigable now Since the Uh. The Vidan phase, uh, killed off,

[mike]: Uh, seventy five percent of humanity.

[hosty_matt]: I thought you going to say Cove in thirty nineteen, but

[cobra]: Yeah, I' to that's what I thought, too.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Remember there is nine billion Now there's just seven

[mike]: seven people. Yeah, that's uh, much more, much more easy. Actually, all of them are

[mike]: children, so I won't even have to worry about them another. uh, twelve or so years.

[mike]: so,

[mike]: Um,

[mike]: so you know, I think, Uh, you

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm, Mhm,

[mike]: know that's an open ended question. And and I hope I gave you a a frustratingly

[mike]: unsatisfying opened answer,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I think you did, but I accept it all the same

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Next reviser.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: ex, extra points for the Uh. Voyager reference in the

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: video page

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: of Randomizer, right, Uh,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: were you going to say something that before the uh.

[hosty_matt]: we don't. The random Me just randomizes once and it gives you four people in a

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I'm not the randomizer, The randomizer does what the

[hosty_matt]: row.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: randomizer does. I'm not a living. I'm not a computer.

[hosty_matt]: I. I made the randomizer, as you know. I just want to clarify how it works. It's

[cobra]: You created the red mizer.

[hosty_matt]: much easier that way.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Well'll press the button. I don't know. what are you

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Well'll press the button. I don't know. what are you

[hosty_matt]: Chris already pressed it once. I

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: waiting for?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: waiting for?

[cobra]: Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay, well,

[hosty_matt]: assumed it randomized everything for already correctly.

[hosty_matt]: assumed it randomized everything for already correctly.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, Obviously, obviously you didn't be cause. it would be

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I don't know who this Cris is and just you know, get some order back

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: going if you pressed it.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: into this this process. My name is Sobby, not throbby, although it makes

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: me gig a little. For reasons I don't yet know. I hope something has'

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: awakened in me. The Raizer selected Mi, and then Mad is also the next

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: all right, the button throbby.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: two to answer the question. Why was the?

[hosty_matt]: Well

[hosty_matt]: I. I. I feel Sli.

[hosty_matt]: No. I feel slightly attacked, as I was going to say, But that's fair. my client

[hosty_matt]: doesn't doesn't wantd.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: This is the spirit of giving love and potential violence. Let us know

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: what frosty the snow lich might

[hosty_matt]: y.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: might reminisce upon as

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, so frost the um. First of all, Frose thinks owns a coward for not

[hosty_matt]: answering that question properly, but more importantly,

[hosty_matt]: Frosty's first year was great, and the reason why Frose's first year was great

[hosty_matt]: is Frosty already has a natural affinity to kids. Or maybe the kids have

[hosty_matt]: anything Need to him. No one's really sure how that's working, but

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I' an inappropriate relationship

[hosty_matt]: yes, I might say, but it's cool. He's just made us know nothing bad can happen,

[hosty_matt]: but

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: that. Well, see see what the the lawsuits says.

[cobra]: the nose. the nose is made of a carrot.

[hosty_matt]: listen, we're not. We're not focusing on this. I'm answering my question. You

[hosty_matt]: have your own

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Sorry, continue,

[hosty_matt]: times, sir, So Frose's first year is excellent, because you know how, um,

[hosty_matt]: um, the children who are bad, get like cold or don't get presents.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm. That's true.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Mhm.

[hosty_matt]: Well frostated. Everybody a favor. Um, and first of all, Frosy doesn't need the

[hosty_matt]: um. the uh, unlimited life you're offering. You can keep that you can give

[hosty_matt]: someone else. Maybe the tooth fairy needs it. Maybe, um, I don't know Saint

[hosty_matt]: Patrick. Bring him back from the dead. I don't know. he's got my own thing. I'm

[hosty_matt]: good to go. Um. But what I, what Frosye did do is frosty solve the bad shelter

[hosty_matt]: problem. Uh, for everybody in the world, they're they're gone. Um, just don't

[hosty_matt]: it. They're going dump. It's pro. So it got better with frosty. Everyone's lives

[hosty_matt]: got better. Everybody got presents from that year on. you know the surf.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: sound like everybody's life got better

[hosty_matt]: Listen, It sounds like bad kids have bad

[cobra]: Everybody,

[hosty_matt]: parents and maybe they had to go too.

[cobra]: everybody that slept 's life was better.

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, listen, bad kids have bad parents, So uh, we clean that up too. Don't

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: better. Okay. Thats to be clear.

[hosty_matt]: worry about it.

[cobra]: Oh,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: would you say clean as as an H. R is that code for

[cobra]: is this

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: murder?

[cobra]: is that? how is that how you know? the population problem gets old than the same vin

[cobra]: as Oden scenario?

[hosty_matt]: Um,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Let's just say that Frosty for the bad kids, he had some

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: sort of final solution to that problem

[cobra]: Oh, Jesus,

[hosty_matt]: and their parents. Yes, um,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and their parents right right.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I

[hosty_matt]: but listen,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: don't know if the ambiguity is creative or concerning, but

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I want to see where this goes.

[hosty_matt]: I want. so listen, Frosy made everything better.

[hosty_matt]: So what were really going to come back to is the worst first year is definitely

[hosty_matt]: going to be the grench. And and it's pretty self evident as to why

[hosty_matt]: I don't think it is emotionally healthy for someone to go through a cycle of

[hosty_matt]: hatred

[hosty_matt]: and then finding love and having your heart go from a tiny piece to a very large

[hosty_matt]: thing, and back again that just seems emotionally unhealthy. Physically

[hosty_matt]: unhealthy is going to set on for heart attacks, anxiety. I just think it he

[hosty_matt]: might die

[cobra]: excuse me,

[hosty_matt]: in the first year.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: That's what. That's why he needs that immortality.

[cobra]: I object.

[hosty_matt]: Well, that's fair.

[hosty_matt]: Well, that's fair.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: That's what he's after.

[cobra]: You don't you don't know about the greennches, physy. You don't

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Sustained

[cobra]: know that maybe maybe it's healthy for him to have his heart grow and then drink and

[cobra]: grow and drink. Don't go. assuming this is current year. No, go, assuming

[hosty_matt]: while I'm entering the question as I see fit. sir.

[cobra]: no,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I think we. we can all agree that the grench wants to

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: become Sa up because of his pree existing heart condition

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: that we can agree on.

[cobra]: I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: personal

[cobra]: mean that would be that would be contrary,

[hosty_matt]: are you sure that

[cobra]: Unless you wants it all to end, Then yes,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, he wants to become immortal.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, he wants to become immortal.

[hosty_matt]: descent and

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss,

[hosty_matt]: existing heart condition?

[cobra]: yeahcause, it becomes it becomes immortal.

[hosty_matt]: No, but I think you have to disclose that stuff.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Here at the yearon podcast We we? we subscribe to a number of of medical

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: medical prescriptions, Uh, experimental drugs, and in no shape re form

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: do we advocate for Grichify. three, five, five.

[cobra]: Listen,

[cobra]: I'm just going to say this if if a Burmese python can have its heart grow

[cobra]: super fast, Like double, why can't the Grinche? Why can't the Greennch be part snake?

[cobra]: I'm representing the grenche. After all

[hosty_matt]: I don't believe we have time for you to defend yourselfnch, I answer my

[hosty_matt]: question. If you want to use your timemy or platform

[cobra]: you, you're answering your question with my client, sir?

[hosty_matt]: to defend yourself, feel

[hosty_matt]: free's. exactly how it went.

[cobra]: No, that's not. That's not how it goes.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Luc Luciana is right. The Gnch is like a snake

[hosty_matt]: Do listen, I, if Frosty needs to frose, might just

[cobra]: Fuck youcre,

[hosty_matt]: frosty, might just clean out a couple of agents. I don't know whatrosie does it

[hosty_matt]: At spare time.

[cobra]: Jesus,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I think it's only fair to to let to let Lucianora

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: know. Elaborate on on

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: on thenches time you know, I mean, I think it's

[cobra]: So

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: only fair

[cobra]: so

[cobra]: uh? what? what's your name? Throbby, floppy, flappy, Starvy, whatever it is.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: it's on my name ta, sir, it g. It got glitter all over itbby.

[cobra]: Ah, I let me like. let me read. Ah, throbby. Okay,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: not,

[cobra]: Um, so I will answer the question you actually asked. Because nobody else has yet.

[cobra]: All you ask was tell me why his first year was sheety and everybody made up some

[cobra]: weird. It was the greatest because my guy is totally not a fucking child hypnotist

[cobra]: slash murderer. so let's leave that alone. Um, so

[hosty_matt]: they didn't get murdered. Technically

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: believe he's a

[hosty_matt]: their souls do live on.

[cobra]: they got

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: final solution.

[hosty_matt]: No, their souls live on. I'm just saying

[cobra]: no? No,

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss,

[cobra]: uh, ah, yeah, that

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: inside Frosty's chest.

[cobra]: that that Phil, that

[cobra]: electory needs news power reflector in his power

[hosty_matt]: technically it's a hat. but

[hosty_matt]: I'm not supposed to divulge that

[cobra]: anyway, Obviously the greennchches first year would be shitty because he would have

[cobra]: to push through. like I said, he's a disruptor. He's a. He's a a. a changer, if you

[cobra]: will. So what? he?

[hosty_matt]: I'm sorry. Does he have an app In Why Combinator? Is that how he's disrupting?

[cobra]: Sure?

[cobra]: So what he's done is you know, he had to go against all of that chetty Christmas

[cobra]: period and happiness and joy

[cobra]: and family feel all that shit. He had to kind of go counter and educate people on

[cobra]: what the proper Christmas period is supposed to be. So

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm,

[cobra]: the first year was just a a p. R campaign to undo the harm that the old centre did.

[cobra]: so he would reminisce about, you know, telling children that he's not actually sent

[cobra]: to. He just greennch and sent a dit of covet, and you know how probably the Easter

[cobra]: Bunny is also not, you know existent,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: we have training we have training to to ease the transition. Don't worry

[cobra]: and how you know they, their their parents are eventually going to die.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: about that.

[cobra]: And

[cobra]: Oh, you know the truth, the truths of life,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: we have training for that too.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm.

[cobra]: and how you know you're supposed to be miserable, and you know Yes, go to your

[cobra]: family's house and go to gatherings, and you know, incite your uncles to say racist

[cobra]: shit in sight. You know the size of the families that don't like each other to talk

[cobra]: to each other, and other kind of stuff, so their first year was a lot of work. but

[cobra]: once the seed was planted then he could you know, have the Christmas that he always,

[cobra]: I mean, sorry, the Christmas that everybody always wanted. That's that's why

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: thank you,

[cobra]: it was a hard. It was a year of hard work, but he paid off.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: thank you, thank you last. but at least

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: ho, holy moly, I.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I, I can't read the rest of it because your name tag kind of cur. It

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: kind of peeled off your shirt and then I just can't read it Okayically,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: John Mclene's. Fine, you can, just you can just reference

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: my client.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: thank you, thank you.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: So uh, when I asked my client, this, you know

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: to ▁quote him, he said It's been three hundred years and I

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: don't. I don't even want to remember that year the first

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: year,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and Um,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: naturally, he, He just believed

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: that every kid would want what he would want for

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Christmas,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: so

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: he gave every kid a machine gun,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: See.

[cobra]: Oh, I thought you were

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and with the

[cobra]: going to give every kid a kidnapping, a situation, or hos the situation to deal with.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: no, no, no, no, he gave the machine gun and he wrote ho ho

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: ho, Now you have a machine gun on all their carts,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and he, he thought he did a good job, but when the body

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: counts started coming in,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: he knew he'd made a mistake,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and when the numbers

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: grew from month to month,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: he knew he. Couldn't undo what he did,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: So he got them year, too. He got the mall bullet proofests

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and he thought that'd make it better,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: but it didn't it? It improved the situation slightly,

[hosty_matt]: Oh, no,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: but it took. I. I'm going to say, I'm goingnna take a good

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: hundred years before you. He stopp, giving them guns or

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: gun like equipment.

[cobra]: By that time everybody is Ironon

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, so it was a. It was a rough century. I'm not going

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: to lie. M. Cle had a long, slow learning curve,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: okay, Okay, I appreciate that,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: but he got there. He got there. The first year was rough,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: but evolved, and now he strictly sticks to blades

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and and other sword like materials as gifts.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: okay, I got to be honest. I, I really appreciate that transparency.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I don't know what to say.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Hey you, you got learn. you can't. you can't just bullshit

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss,

[hosty_matt]: don't hire him because you'll kill kids.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: your way through this job interview. No,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: you. you can't. just. hey. you want to talk representing

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: the the Nazi of our defeced Hitler of our Christmas.

[hosty_matt]: The kids aren't dead.

[cobra]: Frost, the Snow Nazi.

[hosty_matt]: The kids

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: are, not that the souls live on. They' just escap their

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: oh,

[hosty_matt]: corporeal bodies. That's all

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: This is new

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Is this what? the

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: information's. go to make a few

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: is? this? Is this what the Furer says?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: notes. Yeah, it's going to make a few notes. Okay, that round was very

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: interesting. Um. I got to be honest. that was a tie between Grinchch and

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: and John Mclean. Um, and the first round went to Odin, So let's let's

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: lets. let's press on.

[hosty_matt]: well. this is a bunch of bullshit right here.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: listen, listen, listen, Listen,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: that's right now. the next. the next question.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Capcom has just announced their next Rockm sock and beat him up craps

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: over cap converses, ▁x misss. Tell me what is your special move and who

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: is your Capcom rival

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Randomizer, If you please, will only do the Rahomzer once because it

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: don'll figure out the order. Henceforth

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Grinch, what you got for us?

[cobra]: Can you repeat the question?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Yup,

[cobra]: I don't think the Gn understands what you're talking

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: no problem.

[cobra]: about meaning. I don't understand what you're talking about.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I appreciate that. Thank. see, there's no such thing as a stupid

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: question And you know dis likeke out. I'm happy.

[cobra]: Oh challenge accepted.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: listen. listen,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Just stupid people

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: listen, listen,

[cobra]: Okay,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: this is good. This is all fun in games, but at the same time I'm judging

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: you, very, very, extremely, very harshly. So, Um, Street fighter, Uh,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Capcom, Um, beat him up like

[cobra]: Oh, you want you want the supermo? The ▁ultra move.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I want. I want to know what the Gcious supermo is What you? If you can

[cobra]: Okay,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: give me the name or you know quickly describe what it sort of might

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: like. And then who? in out of the cop, Capcom. Uh, like Rot, Roster, Is

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss,

[cobra]: So

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: it like? And Bison or Blnca? Who would be the Gnches nemesis in that

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: game?

[cobra]: Ah, okay, So the po.

[cobra]: The the the ▁ultra move would, or the supermo

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm,

[cobra]: would be heart of darkness, much like, much like Uh, black hearts, Um. The difference

[cobra]: is it's actually

[cobra]: a beam of anti matter that shoots from his shrivelled,

[cobra]: still not grown heart

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay, glad you said Hart,

[cobra]: into the in into the opponent, and Uh,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: like Iron Man,

[cobra]: completely cure that other persons will to be happy.

[cobra]: Um, it would it

[cobra]: would be. it would be. Yeah, it would be similar to like,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: kill them with depression.

[cobra]: like a Proton canon or something like that,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm, Mhm,

[cobra]: and the nemesis, who would be the nemeses of the Grenche,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: In this cap out of the cop Com, Yeah,

[cobra]: who's the happiest whoop? Who's the happiest most? like

[cobra]: the most innocent character of all of the Cap Com line up.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: it

[cobra]: Um,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: could be, could be saca. Maybe it could be.

[cobra]: Yeah, I was thinking of

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Maybe

[cobra]: sacra Oriboki, Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: why not

[cobra]: Sa. let's go with Saer, She' always happy. He always. Yeah, he would delight in using

[cobra]: the heart of darkness against her and turn her into like jury almost

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay. Okay, fair, not fair enough.

[cobra]: drew, Be his friend, Actually

[cobra]: very good friends.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I love it. I love it.

[cobra]: She she get it?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: next up. Oh, sorry. I didn't want to cut you off.

[cobra]: No,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, no, please do.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Sorry.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I said. please do

[cobra]: he want be, he went to the crimoia,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Yes, next, Yes, next, Johnn, Claan,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: well. I mean, John

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Mclaains moves pretty obvious. You'd say be mother fucker

[hosty_matt]: Maybe people be mey Means

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: while pulling a gun. That was that duct tape to his back

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: off of his back to shoot them and then dropp them from

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yakomy Tower, which would always be nearby

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: his nemesis would be

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Frosty the Snowman,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: because he doesn't like Snow Hitler,

[hosty_matt]: I'm

[hosty_matt]: not Frosty. I don't believe Fros is on a Capcom roster Currently

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Or does it have to be Capcom?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: What? Since? when?

[hosty_matt]: forever. I think

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Uh,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: interesting.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: whos? I honestly don't know anybody on the cap come a

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: roster, so I apologize. I am here for a job interview. Not

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhmo.

[hosty_matt]: are you? Are you familiar with Mega Man or Um, Street Fighteril?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: a video game competition.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I would. His emphasis would be that G. I, looking mother

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: fucker with the blonde hair that stands up

[hosty_matt]: K?

[cobra]: got.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: fuckile,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Such a

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: such a fucking pretty boy bitch,

[hosty_matt]: So

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay,

[cobra]: wow.

[hosty_matt]: Jaanqulo Van Dan?

[hosty_matt]: Jaanqulo Van Dan?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: John jup,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: John, John Mcclaan's words, not mine.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay, Okay,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: thank you. thank you so much. Nest up, Mike, representing O, And what

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: would your supermo bidy? And who would your nemesis from Capcom B. Do

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: you think

[mike]: Well,

[mike]: knowing how many of the moves in those awesome games came from Um. Developers, who

[mike]: knew nothing about the characters themselves, I would have O move something that he

[mike]: doesn't do in Lo at all, which would be some sort of like cable. Sk. I beam and have

[mike]: o,

[hosty_matt]: Wow,

[mike]: like lift his eye up and just blast some sort of like two hundred chain Hi damage, I

[mike]: beam, And you know, have developers Oden does. Yes, that's that's what he does right,

[mike]: and I think Hismesis would be youmpted to actually say Nemesisn, but uh, no, I'm

[mike]: thinking of the There was that uh, Egyptian mummy from Dark Stalkers, who was in M Vc

[mike]: to to n

[cobra]: Oh,

[mike]: Bc. Two.

[mike]: What the

[cobra]: what's his name? Yeah,

[mike]: heck was that's name? But I think I think Odin, as part of you know, this new uh

[mike]: transition into new job would also one to like clean house of some other cultures

[mike]: duties. I just I feel like Odin is a little too proud to let some of those still do

[mike]: their thing as he you know, ascends to this. Uh, you know Santa. ask every god panthy

[mike]: on space, So so and I think, Uh, you know who wouldn't want to see Olden fight like a,

[mike]: you know big as Mummy. I think that would be kind of Russy or ▁zangef, but

[cobra]: Anna Cararis is his name

[mike]: on a caris, Oh, wow, I, that was my seventeenth guess.

[cobra]: Anaris?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Good answer. Wait, are all res in the evil characters part

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: itle

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: of this Capum universe.

[mike]: Any like main, named ones have been in the games area

[hosty_matt]: it's

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: all com.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Oh,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: all right. I changed my answer to that little kid dressed

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: in Napoleon outfit from Brazil before,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: that' that's valid that' that valid

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, what Frocity? Frost is here for fighting children and taking the power.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: exactly?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: as the self reclaimed defender of of children for your client Mat? Let

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: us know what's what Frost the Supermove and who it his ne is. Be

[hosty_matt]: So So I to sta with Nemphisis first, Its Phoenix right, I think it' very obvious

[hosty_matt]: Frose doesn't need to go to court. He is not going to handle that well. He

[hosty_matt]: should probably stay out of court already. Serve

[cobra]: No,

[hosty_matt]: loyer situations

[cobra]: Nuremberg didn't go well for any of the others.

[hosty_matt]: just just you know, covering his space.

[hosty_matt]: As for Frose's super power,

[hosty_matt]: I think it is going to.

[hosty_matt]: I think I going to steal from another another avenue,

[hosty_matt]: and it' basically going to be. he will say your soul is mine, which I don't

[hosty_matt]: think any other characters ever use that. and with his

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, that's original.

[hosty_matt]: broomstick, he will suck these souls out of his enemies, and they will then

[hosty_matt]: somehow actually add up in his black uh top hat.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: interesting

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: very very.

[cobra]: I didn't know

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Mhm.

[cobra]: he was. I didn't know he was in Ensland, but here we are.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: You know that that's that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Thank you

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: very much. Everybody. for that um that round, that's definitely a tie

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: between the between Odin and the Grinch and best award for for

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: forgun violence once again, goes to John Mclean,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yes,

[hosty_matt]: So

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: that's only. that's the only word I care of.

[hosty_matt]: so nothing for frosty again? Okay, no, that's fair. that's fair.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Frosty, Frosty, You get the award for most creative. I would have to

[hosty_matt]: No, no, no, no, you know what. not, fuck

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: say.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: listen.

[hosty_matt]: you, I don't want your pit. I don't want your pity words.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Listen,

[hosty_matt]: throbby. give me the go to have job.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: my name is Toby and you will all put some respect on my name. O. K. I am

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: two feet tall,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Maybe if you stopth

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: eighty pounds of danger'. dangerous almondnog fury.

[hosty_matt]: I'm sorry you eighty pounds. you' fucking thick.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Listen,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: that's right now. then next question

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: we have

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: don't you just don't you just sputter up with flattery

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: there, Frosty

[cobra]: Yeah. Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: next question.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Imagine. imagine

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: a a person. We're not going to assign any gender to them. Let's call

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: them. D. D is a single thirty something and hopeless unlucky romantic.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Now, tell me, how does your client help defin love this Christmas

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: randomizer, if you please.

[cobra]: Ah, this in the bag. If there's something that the Gnch know his love,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Ramizer

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I the Rama were trying to come with another Christmas

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: is the radbzer drug, Ma. I don't understand.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: song, But

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: it it

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: program overloud.

[cobra]: Ma, Matt, Metro grammed too self aware,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Like did you did? Did the radzer? Miss? miss a software patch.

[hosty_matt]: I think the randomizer is gaining as snciions. much like Sky Net, so watch out.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Good to know,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, I'm not. Don't look into it.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Luciano. Tell us what is the grench? What is the grenche going to do to

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: help define love this Christmas?

[cobra]: well as the connoisseur of love

[cobra]: that grinches,

[cobra]: he would do what uh, he did for himself when you found love,

[cobra]: which is, kill it, smother it until it iss none existent any more, and he doesn't

[cobra]: need to suffer

[cobra]: for the whims and desires of another person, Because who

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Heyy,

[cobra]: needs other people when you have yourself, Am I right,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: hey, grench.

[cobra]: Ah, yes, sure,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: talk you for a second. you came in. You. Okay.

[cobra]: yeah, no, I'm good. Im good's a little bit of hardburn, but ma good, um,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Okay, how you doing?

[cobra]: so, yeah, um, I think. Um, I think he he would. So here's the thing. This is a very

[cobra]: little known fact about the grenche is that he controls the size of his heart at

[cobra]: will, so it's not that he grows and shrinks on its own. It's a. it's a power. So he

[cobra]: would teach this poor poor man that is at you know, at the mercy of another human

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: He was nogendered.

[cobra]: being, to shrink his own heart,

[cobra]: and for go, love, for go of happiness, live in bitterness in in, in misanthropy and

[cobra]: mean temperedness. It's the way to go.

[cobra]: I, by time

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I hear you

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: appreciate your commment to. Um. I don't know what that was? okay,

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Spencer, John Mcclaan,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Well, Well, I don't know if you guys know this, but I had

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: ours, are not. I. My client had issues with love in the

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: past.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Um. Mister John Mclane was uh, went through a terrible

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: divorce and it was quite difficult now. In order to find

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: love again, all my clan had to do was save his wife from a

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: terrorist attack

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and kill

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: all the terrorists involved

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and be coolly shit while you do it. And

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: that's what I would recommend. My cliim would recommend to

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: this. D,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: look into the sketchiest most you know, terrorist inffused

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: areas, and just start start sterring shit up. you know,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: just dirt.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: you know, just just are throwing names around. throw it

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: thrown fists. Just make it make a scene. and you know

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: naturally, when these terrorists are getting in business,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: you kill him. Just

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: you know, pop up up

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and hope there is some one

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: around to see it.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and then when that person sees that

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: witnesses,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: they will, any witness

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: will obviously fall in love with you

[cobra]: everybody

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Because

[cobra]: knows that mass murder encourages love. Obviously, Obviously,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: yeah, not mass murder, but like killing terrorists it with

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: style,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: so just you know. Just don't be lameel. don't be like. Oh,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I got you, you know, kill them and you know, Make C a cool

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: catch race, you know Ypkae, mother, the fucker Patten,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: penny. That's taken. That's trademark, but you, you know.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: D

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: you could say you know, looks like I' boat to give you

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: some D.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: boomed, dead time for the D.

[hosty_matt]: I mean, I would also suggest perhaps a yippi I gave Mister Falcon has an option

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss,

[hosty_matt]: as well.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Mr. Falcon. Yeah, no, that's also trademark. Uh, the T. B.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: S version. It also my my client. Oh, my my client owns

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Yeah, we want to avoid copyright

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: infringements. Okay, it' okay. You didn't know?

[hosty_matt]: I'm sorry,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: that. Listen, frosta, I you. you're in court. You're in

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: court enough, frosty, you'reuht enough with your children.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: You don't need you, don't need a A laws suit coming from

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Are you insinuating that Frosty is practicing from the Book of Aelly,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: my client.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I'm no, no,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: no, I am not insinuating that

[hosty_matt]: No frose does not do that.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: frosty is both both frosty. I'm notsuing that frosty kills

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and molest children. I would never say that.

[cobra]: No, its just

[cobra]: just just the killing, not the molesting

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I mean there are rumors. Um,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: but it's neither here nor

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: there, so that's what I would say.

[hosty_matt]: None that you can prove

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: That's that's what I say. Show me the generals.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Frosty's got

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Which Tom Cruise movie was that? From

[cobra]: that that's a cat race. No, that'. that's

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: that.

[cobra]: frost'. catch phrase.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, No pro prorosty, it's it's just get out of get out

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: jail free card. She me. the chan,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Um,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: so,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: uh, so Yeah, that is my answer. Irs, uh, irrest, my case.

[hosty_matt]: sorry, show me the jetles, is your answer.

[cobra]: Yeah

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, I think that sums it up. Well,

[cobra]: is, isn't that isn't that answer to any question?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: what?

[cobra]: Reallybb? you would know

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: No,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: No, I

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: sorry, a

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: work in H. R. okay,

[cobra]: exactly

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: throbbyum throbby, I'm sorry, throbby,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: throbbyum throbby, I'm sorry, throbby,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I have a Stm collection. I live alone.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: thr, throp,

[cobra]: that. Oh, that explains why you're throbby.

[hosty_matt]: Wait a

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: No, let's not my name,

[hosty_matt]: secondbby, Thbby,

[hosty_matt]: secondbby, Thbby,

[hosty_matt]: secondbby, Thbby,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: it,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: to family name.

[hosty_matt]: I saidbbyby. Sorry,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay, thank you, Trigger. Now, Okay

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: no, ma, Matt. No, it's throbby.

[hosty_matt]: notby,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No,

[hosty_matt]: sorry,

[cobra]: Oh,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: it's it's

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: it's it's

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: was happening, but please allow me.

[cobra]: he spent his panderry. Now that it let him pander.

[hosty_matt]: this is a Christmas episode. I have to ask Thby. Are you? D?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: as the

[cobra]: Oh,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: centuries come and go,

[cobra]: the the plot thickens

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: you see love all around And you want a piece of it for yourself and

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: giving, Give you sit at your desk, your staple paper and y yourself.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: When is it going to be me? It's snowing all the time and I'm holding.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I'm holding a crimbru, a late, and I've got a wonderful scarf around my,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: my forty pound Nick, and I just want to be happy.

[cobra]: Forty,

[hosty_matt]: well,

[cobra]: Your neck is forty pounds, then might have something to do with it.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: yeah.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: do a lot of. I do a lot of crunches with with. I do a lot of be cause. I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: don't know when love is coming. I don't know

[hosty_matt]: he's

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: wait.

[hosty_matt]: He's two feet tall and eighty pounds courses in his neck.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I thought I thought yourey thirty eighty pounds.

[cobra]: Yeah, and forty and forty of those pounds are in his

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: that's right.

[cobra]: neck. Dad explains. why then explain some of the loneliness.

[hosty_matt]: Do you know? Do you know physiology? sir? That's maybe. that's how it's supposed

[hosty_matt]: to be. We don't know, thought Thobby. I'm going.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Listen, let, I

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: This.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: didn't want to make this about me, But like

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: lets. let's give back contract forsy. What preend? Let's just forget,

[hosty_matt]: It's okay. it's okay. Y.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: not the last, Like thirty seconds happen.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: How are you going to bring love to somebody this year? How you

[hosty_matt]: somebody.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: going to help?

[hosty_matt]: definitely not an elf Whos air midst, Um, listen,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: not me? It's not my problem.

[hosty_matt]: frosty is frosty is magical. Frosy, has a a staff. He can

[cobra]: Oh no,

[hosty_matt]: magic frost. You can control snow ice to whole. The whole Gabt Frosty will help

[hosty_matt]: you set up a dream winter date for your chosen someone

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Oh, my

[hosty_matt]: will have an ice rink. We can have you know, Um. maybe a slave ride you can like

[hosty_matt]: do that, Um froze. ▁zone trick, where like you freeze, and you slide around the

[hosty_matt]: city. We can make it all. Ha, What's that? The perfect most magical date That

[hosty_matt]: will make anybody any elf. Any man woman

[hosty_matt]: will keep children out of this one, just for this one will be inralls

[hosty_matt]: immediately and will fall in love with you. I promise you.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: okay.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I got to say that was one of the most heartwarming and empathe

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: explanation. I've heard that round definitely goes to frosty.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, and if that doesn't work, we just suckle your soul. sorry. sorry, please

[cobra]: did you? You didn't even ask Golden anything,

[hosty_matt]: got that.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I was

[mike]: Yeah.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: so caught up.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: what? Yeah? what about olden?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I was so caught up. I deeply apologize. I deeply

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: apologize. I didn't expect the spotlight to turn on me and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I think you fell in life. Think you fell in love.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I, I must apologize as a professional Fl. H. Representative Mike Oding,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: how are you going to bring love to not myself? This is not about me.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Let's just wi this late clean,

[mike]: Okay, well, thank you, De. I mean, I think my client Uh, would like some equal, Uh,

[mike]: time to plead their case along with the others of this this panel. Um, and you know,

[mike]: just kind of like Woo frost, he said, I, uh. a lot of the Norse yultage. Uh traditions

[mike]: were some of the most you know, magical romantic ones. You know that Uh still

[mike]: persisted this day. So, yeah, the the Noeal traditions created the idea of mistletoe

[mike]: created the idea of uh, caroling, uh, gifts of cakes and sweets, uh eulogs, drinking,

[mike]: and the idea of drinking as much as you possibly can as a celebratory thing was also

[mike]: created on. But there's one thing, one thing guaranteed to win the heart

[mike]: of any cold hearted ice K king or ▁queen, who needs a heart melted at Uul tide time.

[mike]: and that is that one youl tradition involved making large wheels of pine boughs

[mike]: lighting them on fire and rolling them down a hill. Now if you were on a date

[mike]: right before Christmas, and some one said,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm,

[mike]: Hey, you know we should do.

[mike]: Let's let's light these pine boughs on fire and roll them down a hill.

[mike]: I mean, some people would probably run away screaming, but I think I think that the

[mike]: type

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, No,

[mike]: of hypothetical person in this story would would have their heart grow five times

[mike]: with such a gesture

[mike]: as

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Sinkco.

[mike]: unhealthy as that sounds. Yeah,

[cobra]: The green of this message.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: something's goinging five times.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Something is grown five times and it aim my heart.

[hosty_matt]: Oh no,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Oh my goodness.

[hosty_matt]: hey, I just have to step in.

[cobra]: That's a very good plan, especially if there is a village at the bottom of that hill.

[mike]: you got even more fired that way. I mean

[mike]: keep the Eal spirit burning all night long. May be fun.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Wow,

[cobra]: all throughout

[hosty_matt]: That's not right.

[cobra]: New Year's a good idea.

[hosty_matt]: I'm just curious. I want to make sure I got my ords correct. Are you the Oden

[hosty_matt]: that murdered all the ice giants? or is that a different Oan?

[mike]: That's apparently the same Od.

[mike]: You murder

[hosty_matt]: Okay, Okay, Justck

[mike]: can be a hot way to summon someone's

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: everybody has a past.

[cobra]: wait, wait. wait

[mike]: feelings and hear as well.

[cobra]: is frosty. the obertmb, bunf now throwing shade at Oden. Is that what's happening

[cobra]: right now?

[hosty_matt]: No, I was just. I was just clarifying.

[mike]: I wonder if frostity could be

[hosty_matt]: I, just

[mike]: considered at like a Junior Frost giant, like a modern offshoot.

[hosty_matt]: he is very small, very very

[mike]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: tinyk. Great. down.

[hosty_matt]: tinyk. Great. down.

[cobra]: He' a small giant

[mike]: like the run of the litter kind of

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: It's not the size of. it's not the size of the client. How many

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: shoulders weighted shoulder shrugs they do over the course of centuries

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: to make sure that

[hosty_matt]: exactly

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: their neck is as thick as a fucking

[cobra]: half their wait

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: paint bucket.

[cobra]: after

[cobra]: Waitus.

[hosty_matt]: all I'm going to say is show me the snow generals. That's all. I'm going to say

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Protein shakes.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay, that round was a definite tie between Frosty and Oding, but let's

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: be honests,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I'll make sure I i my detailscause. I need a lot of help. My goodness.

[hosty_matt]: me.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Next question.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I notice there's

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: the competition is fierce and I can't help, but I feel like there's an

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: elephant in the room and and I want to try to clear the air because it's

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: the holidays. There seems to be some bad blood between Eu frosty and

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Grinch. First off, Why? what? what's up with that? Okay? what's up with

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: that?

[hosty_matt]: You know, when invite someone to your holiday party,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: Your friends? You think they would show up? At least give you a message to hay.

[hosty_matt]: Listen and I can't make it.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: nothing.

[cobra]: I mean,

[cobra]: listen, I can't speak. I can speak for Greennch. in all matters. I'm just here as his

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm,

[cobra]: representative, but this is what happens when when you invite someone who hat

[cobra]: Christmas to your Christmas party. I just got to say you are seting yourself up for

[cobra]: disappointment and blaming it another. The person makes you not look at yourself.

[cobra]: Have you looked at yourself? I mean Hisros looked at himself

[hosty_matt]: wait. listen, Honestly, Fros is like fros'. Pass it. He just want to Wnche his

[hosty_matt]: cute doctor shop. Whatever man

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay, Okay, I, I don't know what type of resolution that

[cobra]: That

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: was, but I also want

[cobra]: that's a concern.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: to. I just want. I just want to make sure that there's equal time for

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: everyone to air the grievances because

[cobra]: Now,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: in in the in the agency world, who knows what's what? Uh, John

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mcclaan and Od in? Oh, what? what? Go ahead,

[cobra]: I can tell you,

[cobra]: I can just tell you that this is nothing personal with frosty greens. Everybody.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mhm. Okay,

[hosty_matt]: that is true, he does send vicious emails to everybody we know.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: and I've been noticing the evil eye going back and forth between John

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mclaan and Nod and one of Oden's eyes. I don't unless the Theless, the

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: evil Ey was shot directly at the eye patch, Gentlemen, What's going on?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I don't understand. Let's clear the air.

[cobra]: they' mute.

[mike]: know. I'm feeling the the fest of builder quite well, so I think any any perceived

[mike]: shad on my part is is purely manufactured.

[hosty_matt]: I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: really feel like John Mcclay is talking and no one can hear him.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Now have ak knowown speak

[hosty_matt]: Oh, okay,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I, I,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: just i. I. I hate everyone here.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: okay, okay,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: That's all

[cobra]: Likewise,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I. I mean, sorry. No. I'm I'm speaking. I'm speaking. No,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I reret. I regret that questionm.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: no, I'm speaking for my client.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: My client

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: says that and these are his words. Frosty is the Nazi of

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: our time.

[hosty_matt]: well, sir,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Uh, the grinch is an, let me finish, and some these aren't

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: my words. Um, the grinch

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: should be put down because he's some sort of animal with a

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: defective heart,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: O Odin,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I hate to say this. I hate to say this about Odin,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: but he,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: he, much like Frosty, is a Hitler, like being who

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: eradicated the Frost giants. I'm just putting out there so

[cobra]: I just got to say

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I'm the only one here who doesn't. It's this is my time.

[cobra]: no. I just got to say this is prejudice against the cardio divers. I just got to say

[cobra]: this,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Listen.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: listen, when an animal and the grinch is an animal's not

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: human, so

[cobra]: Thank God for that

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: we don't treat an. We don't treat animals like human

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: beings, and when an animal has an expensive to fix heart

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: condition,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: you know you got to you got to just let Christmas spirit.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: You got to keep the money. Put him down.

[cobra]: the Christmas period. let's put down this animal.

[hosty_matt]: this has been the greatest assassination since the time where your client let a

[hosty_matt]: man fall to his death. You could have saved them, but

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Hey,

[hosty_matt]: you chose murdering him in cold Pld, so I'm just got to Th. let there

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Let's let you know that's a point.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Hans Grueber was an animal that deserved to be put down.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Much like the Grinch

[cobra]: Well, Well, you know you

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and

[cobra]: know why Frost is defending him. He was German, so I just going

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: listen.

[cobra]: to say that

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Listen

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: there,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Frosty being German on another connection.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Now there is an old famous Christmas saying and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: it's about putting down. No, it's about putting down your

[cobra]: you pi a motherfcker.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: animal, and it goes Merry Christmas. You fiilth the

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: animal,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: time, put you down.

[mike]: wasn't it? Keep the change of healthy animal?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I'm just going to yield the rest of your time there, John.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Go ahead. what was that? Mi?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Say again, Mike,

[mike]: Wasn't it that? keep the change you filled the animal.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: that's right. that's right. He was speaking to the the

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: veterinarian when he put his enies to keep the change.

[cobra]: So so the the veterinarian is in Ie. This is very confusing.

[hosty_matt]: I yield all of your time.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: It's not that complicated. Grench. Jeeze, let's move on.

[cobra]: I think John Mcclean hit his head one to many times climbing that tower.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: Ph. be. I just a segu

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Yeah, I think

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: just wrapp that one up. I. I was trying to get a little more cheer into

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: into the panel And and honestly, I don't know what happened

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: the opposite direction.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: in the in the North Pole. We have a saying, Snowflake fired, I,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: okay,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Pat Cleanser,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Halloween's All Stars are sick and tired of having but one month to

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Galivan and run a muck before the air is cleared November first, and

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: they've had Frankenstein Dracula, Jason Frady, Gruger, Mygmreers, The

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: whole lot of them. They making a move to extend Halloween scarfest into

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: November, and possibly beyond my question,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: how does your client hold the line From? These would be usurpers of this

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: winter Merriment.

[hosty_matt]: frose is just going to jump in here before you raize us frost at my clients. Got

[hosty_matt]: this.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Go get her.

[cobra]: Wow, just fucking

[hosty_matt]: My my client

[hosty_matt]: knows these characters well,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Oh,

[hosty_matt]: they hang out. they. they, um. they summer together. They have some common

[hosty_matt]: interest

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss.

[hosty_matt]: and really frost frosys.

[cobra]: with frosty summers.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, yeah, he does

[cobra]: That sounds I, for him

[hosty_matt]: well. I didn't say where he suers. They said she

[hosty_matt]: summered like, Don't worry about. He suffers in in Australia, where it's the

[cobra]: fair enough. fair enough

[hosty_matt]: winter. Um,

[cobra]: Gota

[hosty_matt]: Anyways, Frosty will broker a deal, and instead of them extending down into

[hosty_matt]: Christmas time,

[hosty_matt]: he he, they can go up. What's September doing? Nothing? What's August doing?

[hosty_matt]: Boring So they can use. They can go up up until September. they can use that

[hosty_matt]: time. Everyone's going to love a bit more Halloween time. Cause the real big gap

[hosty_matt]: onces. the once the summer's over, won't you hit that Labor Day is like. What

[hosty_matt]: the fuck is going on? Am I right? So filling with a month, month and a half a

[hosty_matt]: Halloween timecause? I, you know Santa. If it's me or her else, Santa basically

[hosty_matt]: takes over after that. I mean, Yeah, there's American Thanksgiving. Whatever

[hosty_matt]: sants ro ready, rock and roll. So he's al get a lot of time, So I think it's

[hosty_matt]: just a up. It's a a brokering pee between the the factions.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: fascinating. Oh,

[hosty_matt]: And if that doesn't work, Uh, I will suck out their soulles up, and they'll be

[hosty_matt]: go. So that's another option. I mean, frosty, not me, frosty,

[cobra]: I think sorry. I think you mean. Yeah, your client

[hosty_matt]: mi.

[cobra]: of I

[hosty_matt]: Yep,

[cobra]: was going to ask just F.

[hosty_matt]: yp. that's fair.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: very little. Do did the listeners know I randomized before I called out

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Mat, and on behalf ofrosty, So I just want to clarify that you know here

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: here at H. r. we we. we done our eyes and we crossed our Te, were on our

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: P. ▁qes and Snowfla arts. Okay, excell,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Spencer, John Mcclaan,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, I don't understand this question.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: What part

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: You clarify this for me. just all of it.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I will do? So Yes,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: imagine all the Halloween villains and characters are trying to extend.

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: They want. They don't want Halloween to stop at October thirty thirty

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: first, they want a longer season. They want their rain to reign of

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: terror to grow, And my question is how does John Mcclean stop that from

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Okay.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: happening to protect the winter season, the Christmas season, the

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: holiday season, Starbucks Pumpkinever. what do you say?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: He kills them with guns.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Thank you for yielding your time.

[cobra]: another another machine gun, another machine guns Stck to his back,

[hosty_matt]: Hey,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: It's clear.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No,

[hosty_matt]: can I ask a fall of question? You're going to use

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: go, ahe,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yes,

[hosty_matt]: you. Going to use like, um, the blade

[hosty_matt]: solution, like some, them going to fill the sunlight, Somethingarlic

[hosty_matt]: Beil to make sure you get this job done correctly, right.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: that's one thing John Mclean can do. It's kill

[hosty_matt]: Okay, Yeah, just

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and he will pro. properly eradicate this scourge from the

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: planet

[hosty_matt]: do you think do you think

[hosty_matt]: his

[cobra]: so

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: while looking hunky.

[hosty_matt]: son will love him after he does that or are they still going to be at odds

[hosty_matt]: or his daughter

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Uh,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: um, we don't talk about the Sun, because the uh movie in

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: which they interactive was awful. So

[hosty_matt]: Fa point?

[cobra]: fair white.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: the

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: The daughter Yeah, should be fine with who's going to be

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: upset with John Mc Claain, killing fucking vampires and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Ghos.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I think everyones going be pretty happy about it.

[cobra]: I just went

[cobra]: one to point out that Uh, John Mclean's solution to save Christmas is to ruin.

[cobra]: Hellowe. just going to throw it out there. She just

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Listen,

[cobra]: going to throw it out there.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: duly noted.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: by any means necessary,

[cobra]: Clearly.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: That's John Mcclaan's motto. Any means necessary, We'

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: That's John Mcclaan's motto. Any means necessary, We'

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: going to make Christmas great again.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: going to make Christmas great again.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay

[cobra]: Oh God,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: that. I have to say that

[cobra]: oh, oh God.

[hosty_matt]: Oh no.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: that's a little unsettling, and part of me did wonder if if you had

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: potential aliiations with an orange potato, who used to be the U S.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: President

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, no, no, no,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Juc is saying he believes in White power, white being

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Christmas snow.

[hosty_matt]: Wow,

[cobra]: I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Metsed up.

[hosty_matt]: Frosty

[cobra]: wow.

[hosty_matt]: says. ho, Y, shit.

[cobra]: Why? why were you fighting? Why were you finding with frosty again? Never mind.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay, grinchch.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Listen, you know what you're right, price to make some

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: You Youve yielded your time. I. I, I mean, I feel like you said guns.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: good points.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Uh, I want to make sure that everyone has ample time unless you have

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: another point to clarify and or strengthen your case.

[hosty_matt]: Oh,

[cobra]: Oh, I think throbby is stuck

[hosty_matt]: I think throbby throbby died up. He' back

[hosty_matt]: throbby You cut

[cobra]: his back. No, he's not back.

[mike]: is back.

[hosty_matt]: out is not back. Okay

[cobra]: He still back

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: What do we do?

[hosty_matt]: e

[cobra]: there?

[hosty_matt]: fros on our end.

[hosty_matt]: Um,

[cobra]: Youroze Yeah.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Did I freeze?

[hosty_matt]: let's go ahead and Re. You

[mike]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: did

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Oh, wow. Okay,

[hosty_matt]: as you tried to segway into who was next. You froze. We

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: might haveve caught it on the back end, but of safe, but just in case it didn't

[hosty_matt]: just do that again. Okay

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: so did I act? So did I actually? C. Did I cut? Actually cut off Spencer

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: and try to give him. Uh, one last chance to make a point. Or was I cut

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: off?

[hosty_matt]: you? You didn't even say what you' trying to do. You just started to to step in,

[hosty_matt]: So

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Damn it,

[hosty_matt]: if you were going to give Expenenceer

[cobra]: yeah.

[hosty_matt]: one more point then than he's frozen again, isn't he

[cobra]: yep.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I'm not.

[cobra]: he again.

[hosty_matt]: No? Chs,

[cobra]: No, No, no, Chris.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Oh, Chriss,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: he would figure you thrown up Gangss.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I think I think I,

[cobra]: you, you're back.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: okay. I'm going to turn off my video and see if that helps.

[hosty_matt]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: K, give me a second. I got to talk to Bruce when he figures himself,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: And are the? are the other guys still here? My screen makes it seem like

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: they're not here.

[cobra]: We all here.

[cobra]: Can you hear us?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Oh no. what is happening?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Weird?

[hosty_matt]: Chris. Can you hear us?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Yes, I can hear you. Can you hear

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: me?

[hosty_matt]: Okay?

[cobra]: Can you hear me? Yeah, we can. Yeah, we can't hear you.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Yeah, I can hear both of you, but I don't seem to have the other guys.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Um, maybe,

[mike]: Oh, I'm just sitting here meeting. You can hear me.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I mean, I've I've got you, but I'm both my my network cable and my wife.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: I were telling me I have no internet.

[hosty_matt]: Well we here you see you'. fine,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: thank goodness,

[cobra]: Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: but okay, um,

[hosty_matt]: you can hear us right.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: should we try. Should I try to come back in wherever you want to Ce me?

[hosty_matt]: I'm concerned.

[cobra]: I'm concerned too.

[mike]: Oh, oh, there goes.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, just went there.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, just went there.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay, should I, re? Should I restart my browser? Maybe

[hosty_matt]: Yes, you reart

[cobra]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: everything. We'll wait here.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: okay, I'll I'll restart my browser.

[mike]: I'm goingnna. just run and pee super quick.

[mike]: I'm goingnna. just run and pee super quick.

[hosty_matt]: You keep it rolling. I'll just shop all this out.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf]: Okay, sorry, What heck?

[hosty_matt]: Yes, go ahad y,

[cobra]: yeah, yeah, I go for. I do the same

[hosty_matt]: ah,

[hosty_matt]: Spencer. are you pretending to be frozen?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, No, I'm just chilll. it.

[hosty_matt]: He' just like staring and not moving to check.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I didn't know you guy could see me.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, I can see right now.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: This

[hosty_matt]: Back

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: is hard to come up with. answer. John Mclaan on On every

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: situation

[hosty_matt]: course. The last thing we heard from you is that you said it was fullyloed and

[hosty_matt]: your video froze again, so I don't know if you were saying anything else.

[hosty_matt]: Well,

[hosty_matt]: Windows does this thing where it might start creating multiple connections. and

[hosty_matt]: even though the one you're looking at isn't connected, there' be like another

[hosty_matt]: land that is connected, so that could be potential.

[hosty_matt]: It might be

[hosty_matt]: worth restarting your computer.

[hosty_matt]: I mean, that's the best

[cobra]: A good idea.

[hosty_matt]: we're going to get. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: every start. Y,

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah, please resty this your cutting again.

[mike]: You. great to see the rest of yours faces. I. I listen to a couple of episodes after

[mike]: Chrisa sent me

[mike]: the The Pocast, Initially,

[mike]: Yeah, they fun. I like the E. a sports one as well because I have such a

[mike]: like, long time like love. Hate,

[mike]: mostly hate with their business model and everything about

[cobra]: Yep.

[hosty_matt]: and do you still buy

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: the games even though you hate them?

[mike]: Sometimes

[cobra]: so like mad. you're

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and

[cobra]: proud of the problem.

[mike]: Yes,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, Yeah,

[mike]: exactly

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: any guys ever play Go.

[mike]: play. What?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Did any you ever play Ghost to Sushima

[hosty_matt]: no,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Goes to Sushima.

[cobra]: No, not yet. not yet.

[mike]: When I get a P. S five? I, I am waiting for that.

[mike]: Did you like it?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, I'm playing it out.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I mean, I'm like a third of the way through it. I'm

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: playing on P. S. five Bough. The like dinit of edition

[mike]: Oh cool.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: it is fugging, Yeah, it's really really cool

[mike]: I, yeah, it looks

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: beautiful game.

[mike]: amazing. I love the look at the Uh, the cursawa mode. I think it's called the black

[mike]: and white,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah,

[mike]: Uh filters.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: there's like duels in the game and I play with No, Uh,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: like I played regular, like color and everything, And then

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: when I got to my first like one on one duel, I turned on

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: the kusala mode just for the one fight and it was pretty

[mike]: Okay, and you see you see blood splatter like even black white, but the blood is red

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: epic. Felt like it was like that one.

[mike]: in cursal mode, Is it or?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, No, the blood

[mike]: Oh? okay?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: isn't red. No, No, it's all black and

[mike]: okay,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: white was like with like a grainy kind of filter. It

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: actually makes it a lot harder though, because like they,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: when they do like an unblock of move, it's like cat, a red

[mike]: Mhm,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: flash, and in the black and white you don't see it.

[mike]: H.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: so it's like it'. It's

[mike]: Oh, okay,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: hard. It's actually harder in cusawa mode,

[mike]: yeah, I love the idea of duels. It

[mike]: reminds me of Um, bushito blade one in two. You remember those on P. S. One?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: but very very good.

[mike]: Did you ever have

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I don't think I ever played those. No,

[mike]: those? They were like three. D, like you know, samurai, Um, sort of just like duels in

[mike]: a bamboo grove, kind of game. Oh, here's Chris.

[mike]: But but such that like one well placed hi could kill, And like you really had to be

[mike]: very. You know

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah,

[mike]: precise. and um.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Yeah, I'm here. I was just listening.

[mike]: Oh he. there you go.

[mike]: We were just talking about games.

[hosty_matt]: course. Can you say a few things in a road test your connection,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay. so you last thing? Okay? Someone gave me. maybe a sort of like

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: a starter

[hosty_matt]: So I believe you were trying to stop us idiots from talking To give

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: talking talking to give

[hosty_matt]: Yes, to give

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: to give

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: uhpensbility to

[hosty_matt]: Spencer the ability to

[cobra]: No,

[hosty_matt]: more time?

[cobra]: he was gonna. He was going to cut Spencer and cut to me that lasting. I heard

[cobra]: when

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay.

[cobra]: started saying like, Oh, I going to make Christmas great again

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Yeah,

[cobra]: And you know

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: did we lose all of that other stuff like after that,

[cobra]: No, that's all

[hosty_matt]: Everything. After that we lost

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I'm like. I don't know what I say

[cobra]: thereas.

[hosty_matt]: you. like. Oh, frosy'. Got some good ideas.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay, Yeah, okay,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: hearing you say it,

[cobra]: That was a weird turn.

[cobra]: That was a weird turn.

[cobra]: That was a weird turn.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: I was just trying to roll with it. Okay, but

[cobra]: Yeah, Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: um so we have every we have everything Spencer said, but I cut out

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: somewhere along that make Christmas great

[hosty_matt]: Basically?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: against action.

[cobra]: you were about to cut

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: him and then you. S you froze.

[hosty_matt]: the last thing. the last thing you basically heard was Spencer say Frosty has

[hosty_matt]: some pretty good ideas and you're cutting him off from there.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay, Okay, should I should? I, should we just sag way from that

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: section. Whatever? should I just pretend to segway?

[hosty_matt]: No, no, just pick up from there. I've timeapped this. I'll just ch. Everything

[hosty_matt]: else that happened between you should be able to continue, so so basically cut

[hosty_matt]: off Spencer and kick it to to

[hosty_matt]: Luciano. No, I don't think so.

[hosty_matt]: Luciano. No, I don't think so.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: so I don't say anything right.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I don't anything.

[hosty_matt]: no,

[hosty_matt]: that good.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay, Yes, and do I sound like I'm on like

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: I'm

[cobra]: Yeah, it's fine.

[hosty_matt]: Everythings great y.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: real time now. Okay,

[cobra]: What? What was the question again?

[cobra]: Cause you're going to cut it to me, Ander,

[hosty_matt]: Oh,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: um,

[hosty_matt]: there was question. Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: the original

[cobra]: Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: question? Um, I thought I asked you one. Anyways. the original

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: question

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: is all of Halloween's villains

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: are sick and tiredol.

[cobra]: Oh, right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, go go f, goe,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay's going? I just going to stop you there. I'm going to yield your

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: time for you. I appreciate your your answer, and we' going. We're

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: going to move it along. Thank you,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Lociano Cobra for for the grench. What are your thoughts? How are you

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: going to hold the line for Christmas?

[cobra]: um. I wouldn't hope. sorry. I mean, uh, grinch, wouldn't hold a line at all. Why why

[cobra]: hold the line? Why not merge the two

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Oh,

[cobra]: and make one giant, hello, hallus

[cobra]: Pall, Christmas. whatever we crop, the name. Um, just put it all together. you know,

[cobra]: have um.

[cobra]: something like

[cobra]: a joint ch of celebration in the middle, Say right around

[cobra]: American Thanksgiving. Who gives the shit? So do it there and let the villains roam

[cobra]: free.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Mhm.

[cobra]: I don't see again. The Gnch is a disruptor. The Gnch

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Mhm,

[cobra]: is is a changer. He's not here to keep the statusco. He's here to shake up the

[cobra]: status.

[cobra]: You say. Hold the line, the green says. Come on over. There is really not a lot to

[cobra]: eat other than rock soup. But come on over. come on over

[cobra]: time.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: very well, very well, And so we've covered. We've covered John

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Mclean. we covered Grench. I just want to be fair and make absolutely

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: sure that we've given everyone equal and ample time for this

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: question. Frosy. I also believe that you've provided your answer. I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: do believe that leaves. that leaves, Uh, Oden's agent to also throw

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: his hat into the ring.

[mike]: Well, uh, yes, Thbby, and I think, um, uh, just briefly. I. I. I find it odd that Um.

[mike]: Frankenstein is part of this monster protest when Franknstein's Monster is not Um. But

[mike]: that aside, I think, um, I think what Oden

[hosty_matt]: Wow. Wow,

[mike]: would do

[mike]: is um.

[mike]: The the Vikings believe that Uh, you know, similar to you know what a lot of Halloween

[mike]: traditions believe. The Vikings believe that youul uh time of year was when the

[mike]: barriers between the supernatural world and the human world were thinner, So I

[mike]: actually think Oden would probably try and lure them into a trap by just saying yeah.

[mike]: yeah, come on, just just you know. Spread your spread your monster wings. Enjoy

[mike]: November or enjoy December. Uh, just yeah, a party with us. drink E B, Merry and then

[mike]: the second Christmas day comes. He just somehow, you know Oden magic, then through the

[mike]: void back into some supernatural realm, kind of like the ghostbusters pushing them

[mike]: into the Uh. the trap. Um, seal it off forever and be the uh, the one supernatural

[mike]: force an entity left on earth. Uh, because I think that's just how old rules he

[mike]: wouldn't want to, you know, Share the power. I mean, this is a great position he's

[mike]: been given, or hopes to be given, Uh to my client, and um, I think that would be a

[mike]: creative solution.

[mike]: Oh, to uh, to this monster problem that uh that we're facing right now if it even is a

[mike]: problem at all.

[hosty_matt]: sounds. O sounds literally worse than frosty, John Mcclaan and the Gnch combined

[mike]: Well,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I second that,

[mike]: well, sometimes you just you got to bring an Od to a monster fight.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Let's try anything. Gang up on each other, nowm?

[mike]: Now, the other

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I mean Oden the literal God. So

[mike]: possibility here, Yeah, now Oden did also have a bunch of now, I shouldn't say like

[mike]: toy making elves, But in law, apparently he had just a bunch of like substervient men,

[mike]: referred to as Odin's Men

[mike]: in Viking lore. Who, just yes,

[hosty_matt]: subservient a slaves.

[mike]: I mean, if you want to go

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: yeah,

[mike]: there if you want to go there, So

[cobra]: listen, frosty. You had bewitched children. Do shit for you,

[mike]: why not like Oden's monsters? Like, Why can't

[hosty_matt]: They want to be here. They like me and I like them as friends.

[mike]: I like

[cobra]: special friends.

[hosty_matt]: They are special.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: oh boy, I don't. something about this tone feels a little little,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: making the hairs on my forty pound neck stand up, but uh lets. let's

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: let's keep it focused.

[mike]: E? Even my

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: you got you got to get that checked out. Not throbby

[mike]: client is uh, terrified of frosy right now. And why does Frostity always look drunk?

[mike]: That's that's the question. I'm I don't think Anyo are asking yet,

[mike]: is he?

[hosty_matt]: Fros is not drunk, Oens, drunk, sir,

[hosty_matt]: Fros is not drunk, Oens, drunk, sir,

[mike]: I think Odin holds his liquor quite well. he usually looks pretty

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: good

[mike]: stoic. Frosty always has that andyap like look about him like the be half dead eyes

[mike]: like he's about to hic up like. is is there something going on? Is that

[cobra]: I think it's cause you know.

[hosty_matt]: they're made of coal. What you want me to do? I can't control

[cobra]: No,

[hosty_matt]: that

[cobra]: The snow does know that he is made of is partly vodka. That's why.

[mike]: okay?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: drinking on the job. I don't know if that's that' That's a bit of a

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: no, No, no, No, but okay,

[cobra]: Oh, okay, the the child slavery is fine, but drinking is the problem. Okay

[hosty_matt]: it's not slavery, sir,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: If they like it.

[hosty_matt]: their friends.

[cobra]: if they accepted his friendship,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: I don't know why I'm laughing at that, but

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: What's the next question? They' throbby.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: makes me reflect on my my own, my own job. Okay, um, Yes, So so Oh, I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: just want to make sure did you did? Did you? Did you? do you? how do

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: you feel about that answer?

[mike]: I feel pretty good. I think I think you'd have the

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay,

[mike]: the gumption to get what, which needed, whether it means pushing these monsters out of

[mike]: our existence or inslaving them in his armor, making dungeons,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay, very well, I, I appreciate that that round was an absolute

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: cluster Bermuda Triangle with a dash of of klua. I have no idea how

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: to rank that, but I will tabulate later on with the rest of H. R.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: last question.

[cobra]: all of you lost.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: I can

[cobra]: Thats what you say.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: neither confirm nor deny last question. this is this, is. this is

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: final pitch time, So get your getit. Your, your, your Christmas

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: stockings on O. K.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Now I want each of you to tell me

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: why your client should win the coveted title and powers of Santa

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Claus, as the defender of Merriman, pres magic, kindness to children,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: and as an additional creepy uncle, ready to reprimand your children

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: with combustible items, known as Cole and the first person

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: is John Mclen,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Well,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I think my client John Mclean is the best

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: best case for being the next Sta at Claus, because let's

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: not forget

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: out of all of us out of all these people, ▁quote unquote

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: people. How many of these beings are even human

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Like

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Frosty

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: is

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: A, Is a a massacring monster made of snow.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: I'm sorry. Are you drunk, Agent Agent Agent Spencer?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: M. Me,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Have you been drinking? Did you enter this room when we

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: listen,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: provided you almond nog and ginger bread cookies in the shape of a K.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Forty sevens. Are have you like? What is in your pocket? What? what?

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: What is in your your coat pocket? Is that a flask?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: my,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: my, my state of mind is not on trial.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Listen,

[cobra]: That is true. That that much is true.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Proceed?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I'm what. I'm trying to say. What I'm trying to say is

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Johnclaan is the only human among us, and he's the only

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: one who could be trusted with the powers and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: responsibility of Santa Claus. Odin had as time as a god

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and he failed.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Frostyly

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: is a monster, a living monster, And the Grinche, as I've

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: said it before, is an animal that should be put down, and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: that's something we can all agree on. Nobody's arguing

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: that even the Grinch agreed with me on that one.

[cobra]: Not that you should be put down.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: So yes, that's what you. That's what used it. Those are

[cobra]: No, that's what you said. you are. you are a drunk, sir,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: your words. No, those are your words.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Those are your words.

[cobra]: you Dk sir. Go home.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: listen. I will I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Your breath smells of peach snaps and snowf that aren't pure, sir.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: listen.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: There are a lot of people who can drink and get jobs done,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and I am person of that caliber us. I thank very much. and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: lastly,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: John Mcclean will kill

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: all the other candidates of the Fion,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay, so just got a step right in there and

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: thank you for that.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: thr, throbby. Their their deaths will be on your hands.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: thr, throbby. Their their deaths will be on your hands.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: I feel threatened and

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Its,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: thank you for that,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: it's no. it's not Jabb, Claain says. it's not a threat.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: It's a promise

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Still feeling threatened. Okay,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: no amount of therapy will will cleanse my, my

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: you became him of the Fug,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: genuinely frightened. O.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: last pitch.

[mike]: Well, um,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Why should O we? Why should O be Santa Claus

[mike]: well, I saved a couple of um, a value incentives here for the enthrobby, Uh, I mean a

[mike]: couple of things. Mainly Oden is already immortal. Uh, so the magic, Uh, to use the

[mike]: technical

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: savings?

[mike]: term that the corporation would have to use to, actually, uh, you know, imbue him. I

[mike]: mean imagine how much magic needs uh, to be used to make achlub, like John Mc Lalean,

[mike]: an immortal magical elf man, when you have this, uh,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: quite a lot,

[mike]: you know a stoic stocky beardo over here, who, uh, you know already, Uh, you know is

[mike]: is living live in his best life. One might say,

[mike]: um, more so

[mike]: when you think about the average employee expenditure cost of the year, and and how

[mike]: much he might have to get done. or uh, you know, does h r? I E yourself want to be

[mike]: bothered with perpetual questions here and there. What you know? The Grinch is going

[mike]: to have complaints up the wazoo every day. Uh,

[mike]: frosty is, uh, you know, just uh. What the

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Mhm, Mhm, Mhm,

[mike]: what the heck even is he? I don't know who knows what's going to come up with him,

[mike]: John Mclaain, little bit selty, Who knows. Maybe, uh, maybe he gets bored aging. or

[mike]: what? Not? Here's a good thing about Odin.

[mike]: Oden loves to sleep.

[mike]: Oden likes to go into something called the Odenle when he's doing nothing.

[mike]: When Odin. isn't you know, doing his job as Odin as Santa.

[mike]: He just falls the hell asleep. You don't have to worry about random complaints in the

[mike]: middle of the year.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Ssssssssssssss.

[mike]: My,

[mike]: what am I doing?

[mike]: The Ranger of lime disease? Are you going? You going to get these ticks off them All

[mike]: that shit? I mean, I can see these other guys being big winers about that. I think

[mike]: Oden is totally fine to just show up. Do his thing.

[mike]: Go back to sleep. Go back to being an immortal space god thing on his own without a

[mike]: lot of needless extra expenditure. So I'm trying

[mike]: to pass

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: I hear you.

[cobra]: It's going to say.

[mike]: the savings on to you, sir,

[cobra]: I just got to say I am. I'm not hurt. I'm just disappointed by Oden going corpor on

[cobra]: us. He went corpate on us, and I'm not going to understand for this this

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: I think you should. I think you should. You should represent your

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: clientcause. You're up next, but I before we do that, I,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: for the answer, and

[cobra]: thisappointed.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: some say self care is welfare, grench gch', agent

[cobra]: Um. so as usual, the other agents do not pay attention to the throbby questions that

[cobra]: throbby asks. I did.

[cobra]: so Throbby asked me to say how you know how Gnch would

[cobra]: stand, for You know, family and happiness, and and all those things, And I can tell

[cobra]: you the Gnch would absolutely not do those things. However, he would stand against

[cobra]: those things,

[cobra]: and in doing so

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Mhm,

[cobra]: he would make everybody so miserable, just like he is,

[cobra]: and so

[cobra]: hateful like he is,

[cobra]: that they would not

[cobra]: want Christmas to come up

[cobra]: and without Christmas. there's no money expenditure whatsoever. All the money that we

[cobra]: generate from.

[cobra]: I'm not going to call them slaves, because that' lo word, but all the work that the

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss.

[cobra]: the elves do can stay with the company,

[cobra]: and we get to do whatever we want with those presents, and with everything like that,

[cobra]: there's no need for Christmas parties and companies any more. You know what I mean.

[cobra]: Um, happy, who needs happiness? you know, and like Les, Be honest here. it is weird

[cobra]: that out of everybody here, the grench is the least violent of all of us.

[cobra]: You have.

[cobra]: You have a a human whose bloodied feet

[cobra]: and

[cobra]: imp, like a k, forty seven powered hands would just shoot things.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Mhm, Mhm, Mhm,

[cobra]: You have a literal lech who would enslave the dissenters, Probably not the the non

[cobra]: desenters too.

[cobra]: And then you have a God who's already failed at being sent at once, and all that he

[cobra]: wants to do is act like a fucking bear in sleep, and when corporate on us, which I

[cobra]: will never forgive,

[cobra]: And you have the grench, At least I'm honest. I mean the grench is honest.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Mhm, Mhm,

[cobra]: He tells you what he came in for. He doesn't try to dupe. You say. Oh yeaha, he's go

[cobra]: to keep. you know, the magical life. No, he's going to murder the magic. He's going

[cobra]: to murder. Happss is going to murder the Christmas period and everybody is going to

[cobra]: be just as miserable as him And it, maybe just maybe he'll be happy. I yield my time.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay, Not quite the answer I was looking for, but you remind me of a

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: young coat of Dennis Rodman, I will say I have got a side hustle

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: going. We should talk.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Thank

[cobra]: Ah, call me. You have my number. You have my number.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: you for that, thank you for that. Yes, thank thank you for that. I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: want to make sure that we get to everybody a frost agent. The final

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: pitch time,

[hosty_matt]: wow, um,

[hosty_matt]: just

[hosty_matt]: wow.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Speak from theee, from the heart,

[hosty_matt]: let

[cobra]: I speak in German.

[hosty_matt]: me tell you why for she should get this job. First of all, Frost is in the

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss.

[hosty_matt]: family. Frosty's been in the Christmas family for a long time. Frosty knows what

[hosty_matt]: it takes to get the job done. Frosty wants to to promote and oblifts the sent.

[hosty_matt]: Iage, Frosy loves kids. just like Sanata's. They are kindred spirits in that. in

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: little, too little, too much.

[hosty_matt]: that sense,

[hosty_matt]: excuse me, sir, it is my time to speak.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: sorry. sorry,

[hosty_matt]: Some might say the frosy loves kids too much. Ah, that's not true. The kids love

[hosty_matt]: frosy too much. And is that really frosse's fault? I've heard the term

[hosty_matt]: a thraw or inthraal thrown around with frosty, and honestly, I think that's a

[hosty_matt]: pajtive and I'm not here to stand for it. I think we should use something as we

[hosty_matt]: wizardry. He's a witch wizardry with children, I think that's fair. That is

[hosty_matt]: Frosty's gift, And he, if if he uses it is, is he guilty, is he wrong? No, I

[hosty_matt]: don't think so.

[hosty_matt]: I think Frosty can enrapture the kids make them love Christmas even more. He has

[hosty_matt]: the magic to get the job done.

[hosty_matt]: He can get you a really

[hosty_matt]: attractive partner,

[hosty_matt]: so you don't have to go through the rest of this alone. I mean, deeed doesn't

[hosty_matt]: not go through his alone. Whoever D might be, I don't know. and honestly,

[hosty_matt]: Frosty is happy to make sure that everybody else gets a little something for

[hosty_matt]: themselves to make sure they feel okay. For example, Frose will send, Uh, John

[hosty_matt]: Mclane,

[hosty_matt]: Gma. Claan is a tough one. I'm going to go with

[hosty_matt]: his daughter's respect

[hosty_matt]: and a twenty four pack of P. B. R. I think that's what he needs. Odin. Just a

[hosty_matt]: bunch of mead he's get. He's already sleeping anyway, so he's get a bit

[hosty_matt]: whatever. I'll send some meid and maybe a a snzzy eye patch. Maybe I patch the

[hosty_matt]: mask' mak for when hits in thirty nineteen

[mike]: Ssssssssssssss.

[hosty_matt]: and then

[hosty_matt]: thench,

[hosty_matt]: the Gnch just needs one of the tiny children that hangs out frost to teach the

[hosty_matt]: true meaning of Christmas.

[cobra]: I was very scared for a second there.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: listen, my gift. If you had just said guns, you'd have me.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: but

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: you you. you talk with respect for my daughter. That

[hosty_matt]: First of all, your daughter has a gun taped to her back, sir. to trust me. I got

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: doesn't match machine gun.

[hosty_matt]: you'. Listen, it's my clients time you guys had your answer. Stop trying to

[cobra]: I just want to remind

[cobra]: you're not drumclaan yourself. I hope okay, okay, I'm sorry.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I know I was speaking for my client. Also, my client would

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: also like to say that fore

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: he, whatever he would do anything for the anything if you

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: catch my.

[hosty_matt]: steal

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Listen.

[hosty_matt]: my client's thundnder.

[hosty_matt]: my client's thundnder.

[hosty_matt]: my client's thundnder.

[hosty_matt]: my client's thundnder.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: D,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: nothing's off the table,

[hosty_matt]: I don't care what your client.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: sounds like there's chum in the water, Sha tank

[hosty_matt]: I don't care. your client will do for the it. My C

[hosty_matt]: right now,

[hosty_matt]: I rest my client's case.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: P, D a b

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: A B C. It's easy as one, two three.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: D A. Whatever whatever you want,

[hosty_matt]: I' confused.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Just call my name and I'll be there. I mean this isn't about me.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Just call my name and I'll be there. I mean this isn't about me.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: I yll my time

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I mean. this isn't about D

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: the

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: uh, uh, uh, s. Segway sangu, Okay, this, this was. This was a a fiery

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: and spirited process. And and and what? what's that? What? What's

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: that? Okay? My, my colleagues, uh, have been monitoring the the

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: process and panel and they've actually been tabulating as we've been

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: processing this. and uh. I. I, I mean, I thought I'd have to take

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: this back and confer but uh,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: yes, okay. Okay, all right, Are you sure you're sure?

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: me.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Uhhuh,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Mhm, Okay, all right, Okay, I'll I'll let them. I let them know.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay, just a moment. Okay, stop, like, stop. No, I don't want you to

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: rub my feet. Okay, um,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: So the the the winner by by

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: unanimous decision. Apparently, I thought I'd have a say in it Was is

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: frosty, who was the only candidate who gave the rest of the panel a

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: gift. My goodness,

[hosty_matt]: Bo down before my unholy undad. I mean, thank you. I'm really happy to win. Um,

[hosty_matt]: you made the excellent choice.

[cobra]: I just have a question. Where is Frosty Cap?

[hosty_matt]: Mhm'm, not frosty, I'm Miss agent.

[hosty_matt]: Mhm'm, not frosty, I'm Miss agent.

[hosty_matt]: Mhm'm, not frosty, I'm Miss agent.

[hosty_matt]: Mhm'm, not frosty, I'm Miss agent.

[cobra]: I don't see it on him.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: but that's not frosty,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: not for us, agent.

[cobra]: Come on. come on,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: But

[cobra]: who are we kiding here? We're all representing ourselves.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I have

[cobra]: You saw through us. You a magical Alf.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: so are you telling me that all of you can shape shift? I mean, I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: think Odin

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: listen.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: can do that.

[hosty_matt]: Listen,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I have.

[cobra]: I

[hosty_matt]: the grench.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I have. I have a question.

[hosty_matt]: Okay, sorry, I was going

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I have a question,

[hosty_matt]: to answer the Gnch. Oh, yeah, you take

[hosty_matt]: overk. you.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Sor I have a question Fors we all know Yourre is agent.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: I have a question with Robby, and it's not really a

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: question. As much as the statement.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: their blood is on your hands,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: your hands.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Okay, Okay, well, I, I, just you know I, I mean as as as an h, r. ▁l,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: I don't have hands. I have what are known as Youul tide twigs. Uh, so

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: their blood is on your ti twig.

[cobra]: can. can. I can. I just say that Frosty doesn't have any blood. O in his immortal.

[cobra]: Gnch. probably has sewage running through his

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: vein, so there' no blood.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: I don't understand this. ▁xenophobia,

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: okay, so uh, it wasn't up to me. I mean, there was a spirited debate

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: slash campaign for each of your clients. Uh, tune in

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: next three hundred years. If if Froste chooses to abdicate the title,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: then we'll be right back here where we started if uh. either of you

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: are representing your clients at that time, And I just want to thank

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: you for completely butchering my name that my mother gave me its

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: tooby. Um, it. It is not representative of of of a pulsating twang,

[mike]: I have one

[hosty_matt]: wow. I.

[mike]: question, thought, thoughtbby,

[cobra]: Wow, Nobody suggested that,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: No, nobody

[hosty_matt]: No, nobody thought that at all,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: thought that until now,

[mike]: That's yeah.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: very v'. I'm very vexed, very vexed.

[mike]: Now now that you've

[mike]: accomplished this, this hiring process has has thby one his freedom.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: You could see it in my neck.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: Actually, I, I have frosty. Actually, you didn't give me anything.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: I'm going have to take these results back to the team. I don't. I

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: don't get. I don't know what's happening. Why didn't I wait a minute.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: No, you did. That's the Christmas spirit. You bribed me with part

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: with companionship. I remember Christmas is saved

[hosty_matt]: Thby. and that companion has a sock for you.

[cobra]: wait what

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Listen,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Frosty is our listen. it's all over. Frosty is the new

[hosty_matt]: You're free. allf

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: malevolent king of all beings, and its hell on earth At

[hosty_matt]: first of all, first of all, I going to wrap this up. Uh, as fros' representative

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: this point, Thanks a lot. throbby.

[hosty_matt]: first of all,

[hosty_matt]: Cla, there are a lot of terrorists we need to take care of. Nobody believes in

[hosty_matt]: Santa yet, so that's you' goingnna put you in charge of that department. Getting

[hosty_matt]: rid of the none believer

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yes,

[hosty_matt]: terrorists says we're in Coumn from now on. Second of all, in any good

[hosty_matt]: operation, we need

[hosty_matt]: someone to fight against us because everybody needs someone to look at to see.

[hosty_matt]: we should believe in Christmas. and that's the crinchious department. The grench

[hosty_matt]: just get a keep on doing what the grench does. Hes going to keep on the company

[hosty_matt]: payroll. He's going to keep dissenting, and that'll rise the Santa brand even

[hosty_matt]: higher. And O's just going to sleep, be cause. that's what he loves you best, so

[hosty_matt]: everyone's happy. Everyone walks off a winner,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: he. that's the Christmas spirit. We did a guess.

[hosty_matt]: May Christmas, Everybody, and and thought

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Merry Christmas.

[hosty_matt]: Anthbi,

[hosty_matt]: while Thbiy is going to get a twig that wears a shirt and a sock as

[hosty_matt]: which. But what we're going to put like a bar bell on it. So away like fifty

[hosty_matt]: pounds. Just like off

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: proportions

[cobra]: I like his neck.

[hosty_matt]: right right around the neck. exactly. You got it. so I think we've nailed

[hosty_matt]: everything. Um, I would like to say thank you to to Mike for representing Od and

[hosty_matt]: I think you did a great job, You, you?

[hosty_matt]: Well, you had a lot of olden facts. I didn't expect.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, exactly. I

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: learn a lot. which is more than I ever said about this

[mike]: I, uh, I didn't expect them either.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: poadcast.

[hosty_matt]: Wait, are they lies or

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, exactly like. Well, I made up everything in one of

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: them.

[mike]: No, just uh, just last minute cramming,

[mike]: but um yeah, this was a lot of fun.

[hosty_matt]: that's that's how we like to do it here. Yep,

[cobra]: That's how the winners

[mike]: Mhm,

[cobra]: do. That's how the winners

[mike]: Yeah,

[cobra]: do it. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: like, Do you have anything you want to plug on on your side? What are you up to?

[mike]: I sure, I can be found on Uh, Intragram and Facebook, Uh, and twich, as they might be

[mike]: movies. Uh, I do some online movie streams, Uh, often with like curated, pre shows and

[mike]: and commentary, and as a niece, the occasional interview with somebody who had

[mike]: something to do with it, and um,

[mike]: uh, occasionally play Uh, some things in local cinemas when it's possible to do so,

[mike]: although who knows what that'll be like for the next few months, so um, we'll see what

[mike]: happens there, but um, yeah, I just uh, really like a lot of um, oddball cinema cult

[mike]: cinema and um, I' always trying to get people to watch things that they might not.

[mike]: Have heard of?

[hosty_matt]: Awesome

[cobra]: that's neat.

[hosty_matt]: Like you? Uh, think you were joining us. I really appreciate it. Um,

[mike]: Yeah? this is a lot of fun.

[hosty_matt]: for the rest of us, Um, I'm sorry as always for what Spencer said.

[hosty_matt]: Um,

[cobra]: Wow,

[hosty_matt]: if you want to complain about it, please feel free to hit us up on Twitter. Uh,

[hosty_matt]: at your wrong cast, or you can email us directly at your wrong cast at dot com.

[hosty_matt]: We have a webite if you like those, in what I call the long route, that is, w.

[hosty_matt]: w. w. dot you rocast

[hosty_matt]: uh dot C because we' cheap. I'm sorry, did I? You don't like anything cobra? Do

[hosty_matt]: you have words?

[cobra]: I don't know why you w w w w every time, but you know do do you, boomer?

[hosty_matt]: Well, you just added a fourth. w. Um, and we just need

[cobra]: I actually did five

[hosty_matt]: three. Yes five.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: in Montreal. we say duubli a duu Bl, a duubvet du blvee,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, all right. so do Bevif dubve dot year wrong cast. I don't know how to say

[hosty_matt]: it in French, and you won't find it that way. Um,

[hosty_matt]: So good luck for that shit. Um, I hope you enjoyed this.

[hosty_matt]: Do you guys have any parting thoughts? words concerns, questions, cries for

[hosty_matt]: help.

[cobra]: happy holiday.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Yeah, that's a good one. Happy holidays to everyone.

[hosty_matt]: Do you want? Do you want to sing us out?

[cobra]: No, No, about shit.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Weer outside is brightful

[hosty_matt]: We'll

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: That's

[hosty_matt]: see you next time.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: and the

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: yeah.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: so is so delightful,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: You know I'm going to speak to

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: But we around there we go, words,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: to the kindred spirit as as

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: let us know, Let it know, let it know.

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: as as th be here. If you're if you're looking for some love, just let

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: me know and hit me up in

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: the D and slide into my Dms. Okay, I, just because I work in Hr,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: Oh, the weather outside is Bl,

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: doesn't mean that I can't have a phone

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: working on the side inside my drawer. Okay, I like I'm'm tired. Okay,

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: The song is soing

[thoby_the_h_r__elf#4g]: I'm tired. I just want up some companionship.

[ho_ho_holy_moly_look_at_dat_butt]: but mo.