74. Wrong Takes: "Super Mario" Edition

Ah, finally a thoroughly wholesome subject that nobody, not even *we*, could possibly find a way to turn into filth...

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: hello and welcome back to your wrong

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: this week we are tackling the hardest
topic yet m super mario brothers super mare

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: world what do you refer to that
as

[professor_toad]: oh yeah ye

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: mario's

[waluciano]: i think

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: man

[waluciano]: this super mario verse

[professor_toad]: the mushroom kingdom chronicles

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[waluciano]: why

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is it

[waluciano]: it goes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: uh

[waluciano]: out tight of mushrom kingdom

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: my

[professor_toad]: there the

[waluciano]: boo

[professor_toad]: chronicles

[waluciano]: this man

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: what's no um okay luciana was here
to make up nonsense

[professor_toad]: hm

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you want

[waluciano]: always

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to okay good chris boot that

[professor_toad]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: man

[professor_toad]: the man

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: thank you

[waluciano]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: good good good boo energy that's what
we want

[professor_toad]: that's right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: um

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's a great segment but i have
to buy pass at first to introduce our

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: special guests nick is it mario or
mario

[nick]: it's pronounced mario

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: nick

[nick]: i have no

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: mario

[nick]: italian background but i'm pretty

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[nick]: sure that's how it's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: supposed to be said

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i'm

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: married to an italian woman so does
that give me more credit

[nick]: probably

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: or

[waluciano]: no

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: more

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: good

[waluciano]: no

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: fair enough

[professor_toad]: so it says you're the third brother
to nick

[nick]: i'm i'm

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: third brother of two that's correct ye

[professor_toad]: okay

[nick]: nick mario you got mario mario you
got luigi mario and you've

[professor_toad]: hm

[nick]: got nick mario

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: do you

[professor_toad]: okay

[nick]: guys know that their last name is
mario

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i feel so much

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: closer to them now thank you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's why that's why he's just greeted
mario and not luigi

[professor_toad]: hm

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: green mario

[professor_toad]: m h

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: um

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: h

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: anyway so we've kind of let the
cat out of the bag but we are

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: going to do some hot takes for
the mario verse the mushroom kingdom plus plus

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: first

[professor_toad]: plus

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i don't know whatever you want whatever
as with mario we're covering it

[nick]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: in the hot takes i don't think
there's any more preamble i can give them

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that so let's just jump into a
ha take and see where this is going

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to take us anybody have a hot
take they really got to get off their

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: chest body

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: soul

[professor_toad]: i got one but like i guess
i guess i don't know i thought i

[professor_toad]: should i should wait maybe this is
more of a a deep end question but

[professor_toad]: i guess i should just roll with
it check

[waluciano]: now

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's

[professor_toad]: itcheck

[waluciano]: you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: hot

[waluciano]: started

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: takes

[waluciano]: it

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: everything

[professor_toad]: it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is on fire just go

[professor_toad]: check it now mario can't win because
princess peach is a thought

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh wow okay

[professor_toad]: and

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a

[professor_toad]: allow

[nick]: jess

[professor_toad]: me to allow me

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: to show my work

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: so in mario sixty four

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: game starts and we have this this
this this monologue and each is like no

[professor_toad]: no no no no no no scribbling
her little note dear mario please come to

[professor_toad]: the castle i have bake cake for
you yours truly princess told to each and

[professor_toad]: so when i read that and consider
the entire history of mario trying to go

[professor_toad]: and rescue

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: the princess from bowser time and time
again record on repeat she does not she's

[professor_toad]: not looking to

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: be saved she has needs that mario's
broke

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: plummer as cannot fulfill he's got broke
dick

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: so when you broke and you have
limited

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: funds

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: where you lay the pipe is different

[waluciano]: m

[professor_toad]: compared to bowser a monster of means
you might even say a beauty in the

[professor_toad]: beast dynamic is taking taking place so
like

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: beast like like bowser is beast moving

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: okay so princess peach is a woman
with desires and she's going after what

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: she wants okay and so that message
that note that letter is the equivalent to

[professor_toad]: yeah you up what you're doing princes

[waluciano]: are

[professor_toad]: peach

[waluciano]: you

[professor_toad]: is

[waluciano]: saying

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a

[professor_toad]: an independent

[waluciano]: you say

[professor_toad]: thought

[waluciano]: it's a it's a it's a booty
call written on like a note with nice

[waluciano]: cursive letters

[professor_toad]: correct it's

[nick]: no

[professor_toad]: bridget

[nick]: idea when

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: it's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: going to get delivered like

[professor_toad]: you're right

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: in the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: mail

[waluciano]: it's an eventual consistency for booty coles

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: it's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: cut

[professor_toad]: it's bridgerton

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: meets what's what's one of the well
i don't want to say big brother

[nick]: mario

[professor_toad]: but yes it's bridgeton meets mario

[waluciano]: is that what we're

[professor_toad]: plus

[waluciano]: talking about here

[professor_toad]: plus um i want to say

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: what's what's what's a i don't want
to say show girls but like what's a

[professor_toad]: stripper our club dash

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: of something i can put into that
equation i can't think of it but that's

[professor_toad]: where i'm going with

[nick]: magic

[professor_toad]: it

[nick]: mike

[professor_toad]: thank you

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: welcome

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's dudes

[waluciano]: um

[professor_toad]: still women can can strip men can
strip me women

[nick]: wow

[professor_toad]: can strip

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: um chris kind of got a clarification
point here

[professor_toad]: go for it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the booty call note as

[professor_toad]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it were

[professor_toad]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: who is that directed at in the
scenario

[professor_toad]: exactly it's not just

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[professor_toad]: sent

[waluciano]: his

[professor_toad]: to

[waluciano]: hot

[professor_toad]: mario

[waluciano]: it's whoever

[professor_toad]: ship

[waluciano]: picks it up the

[professor_toad]: that's right

[waluciano]: nick was right on it

[professor_toad]: whichever

[waluciano]: is like

[professor_toad]: cloud

[waluciano]: we don't

[professor_toad]: which

[waluciano]: know we don't know where it's going
to be

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: delivered we don't know

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: who's going to get it

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: wasn't it delivered by the guy in
the cloud with

[professor_toad]: yes

[nick]: the fishing rod or whatever

[professor_toad]: but he has but he has a
full satchel of duplicate messages to

[nick]: don't know

[professor_toad]: many

[nick]: that

[professor_toad]: other

[nick]: you don't

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: know that

[professor_toad]: and you don't you don't know mario
was the only

[waluciano]: objection

[professor_toad]: one

[waluciano]: speculation your honor

[nick]: but you're

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: the one you're

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: the one saying it

[professor_toad]: but look

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: look look who came

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: who came in collected peach or maybe
peach wasn't collected at all maybe peach

[nick]: i don't

[professor_toad]: went

[nick]: i

[professor_toad]: of

[nick]: don't

[professor_toad]: her

[nick]: like

[professor_toad]: own

[nick]: the

[professor_toad]: volition

[nick]: word collected

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: that's what but

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: well

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i finished

[waluciano]: collected

[professor_toad]: i closed it up

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: well i

[professor_toad]: she

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: accept

[professor_toad]: could have

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the

[professor_toad]: gone of her own felician

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: well i accept that these are

[nick]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: our hot

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: takes and we don't

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: have to necessarily

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: pass the validity

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: through

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the court of law i do think

[nick]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: we should not refer to

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: picking up women as collecting

[waluciano]: ye

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: them feels a little nineteen nineteen

[professor_toad]: sure

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ihtythree

[professor_toad]: sure sure sure sure i

[waluciano]: i

[professor_toad]: did say she could

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: have

[waluciano]: you

[professor_toad]: gone

[waluciano]: know

[professor_toad]: on her own accord

[waluciano]: honestly i wanted to

[professor_toad]: ah

[waluciano]: criticize this but and this was going
to be part of my one of my

[waluciano]: hottakes but whenever

[nick]: one of

[waluciano]: mario gets to the one of

[nick]: oh my

[waluciano]: whenever mario gets to the end and
gets

[professor_toad]: hm

[waluciano]: to the castle she's

[professor_toad]: hm

[nick]: yet

[waluciano]: always in another castle

[professor_toad]: exactly

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: you

[waluciano]: so

[professor_toad]: know why

[waluciano]: she is the ultimate whole over there

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: she's always over there and over here
so

[professor_toad]: she's

[waluciano]: i

[professor_toad]: not

[waluciano]: can't really felt this take

[professor_toad]: she's also not ready to leave yet
because bowser is like listen we both know

[professor_toad]: mario and his punkas brother luigi going
to be pulling up on us any minute

[professor_toad]: now listen let's get in the hoop
okay let's get into catala i'll take you

[professor_toad]: to my next place have you ever
been an infinity pool princess and she's like

[professor_toad]: i could put this on the gram
lay the pipe bowser daddy

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: in

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: the catalog

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i'm not saying whether you're wrong or
right but

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: what i

[waluciano]: but you're

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: am

[waluciano]: wrong

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: curious about is

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: why is she writing all these notes

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: if bowser dadiqotnquote is

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: laying the pipe why does she

[waluciano]: because she likes a simp

[professor_toad]: m oh

[waluciano]: matt

[professor_toad]: she's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is

[professor_toad]: not

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: this

[professor_toad]: looking to get tied

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is

[professor_toad]: down

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: this what

[professor_toad]: but

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: our podcast

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: has come to

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: listen

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just

[professor_toad]: we're

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: using

[waluciano]: i

[professor_toad]: talking about

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: buzz

[waluciano]: listen

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: words

[waluciano]: blame chris

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: i'm just going to the flow

[professor_toad]: you asked the question who had

[nick]: ye

[professor_toad]: a hot take and so i offered
up what i had

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so the

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: hot takes mario

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is a simp cordon quote

[professor_toad]: i would say

[nick]: i think

[professor_toad]: so

[nick]: that's

[waluciano]: uh

[nick]: a better way to put it

[waluciano]: h

[professor_toad]: don't say

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[professor_toad]: better

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: there are many threads in this in
this tapestry many

[nick]: uh

[professor_toad]: many

[nick]: h

[professor_toad]: many but check it out

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: like meanwhile

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: mario

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: mario simping and he's like she must
be saved or she's she's waiting for me

[professor_toad]: and louise's

[nick]: ah

[professor_toad]: like she's not that into you bro

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: she's not she's not that into you

[waluciano]: i

[professor_toad]: like

[waluciano]: know i don't think luigi is the
more understanding he's just another simple

[professor_toad]: he's

[waluciano]: let's

[professor_toad]: not

[waluciano]: be honest

[professor_toad]: sipping

[waluciano]: here

[professor_toad]: for print for for the princess he's
got

[waluciano]: yes

[professor_toad]: daisy

[waluciano]: he is

[professor_toad]: he's like look

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: you know

[waluciano]: yeah that's

[nick]: excuse

[waluciano]: much

[nick]: me

[waluciano]: better

[professor_toad]: he has daisy

[nick]: prince princess daisy to you

[professor_toad]: indeed

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: indeed indeed bowing

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: bowing

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: royalty your

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: what is it magnificence something ike that

[nick]: i like

[professor_toad]: but yeah

[waluciano]: majesty

[nick]: you ever play

[professor_toad]: majesty

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: you ve played super mario sunshine where
mario goes on a vacation with his friend

[professor_toad]: yes

[nick]: squirt

[professor_toad]: i remember that one sounds sexual going

[nick]: i

[professor_toad]: on

[nick]: remember

[professor_toad]: a vacation

[waluciano]: i was

[nick]: when

[waluciano]: going

[nick]: they named

[waluciano]: to say

[nick]: they named

[professor_toad]: for

[nick]: the freaking water hose thing squirt

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: was my favorite

[professor_toad]: i also learned because i was checking
some stuff to just catch up on low

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: stuff so

[waluciano]: ah

[professor_toad]: in sunshine there's this like liquid mario
who's

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: supposed to be the villain but in
the end it turned

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: out to be bowser junior

[nick]: as their

[professor_toad]: and

[nick]: junior

[professor_toad]: bowser junior

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: kidnapped princess peach

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: because

[nick]: m

[professor_toad]: what

[nick]: m

[professor_toad]: he said he said mama peach she's
my mamma she's my mom she's my

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: we're

[professor_toad]: mother

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: like step mom are we in

[professor_toad]: no

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to stepmomporn

[nick]: it's

[professor_toad]: no

[nick]: unclear

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: now is that what's happening

[professor_toad]: it wasn't

[waluciano]: clear

[professor_toad]: because

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: um bowser was saying she's my mother
she's my mother and then when the when

[professor_toad]: the editing credits and stuff like it
are about to roll bowser collects rather picks

[professor_toad]: up retrieves bowser junior and he's like
listen

[nick]: collect

[professor_toad]: i'd lie to you collect

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: ah

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: cokedlyorkwork and pulls them aside and like
listen son i'd lie to you princess peach

[professor_toad]: is not your mother

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: like jerry

[professor_toad]: and like

[nick]: springer

[professor_toad]: exactly

[nick]: and i was like oh

[professor_toad]: no

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: but like to even allude to after
all these

[nick]: i

[professor_toad]: years peach beat laying up in in
bowser's multiple cribs um one thing has had

[professor_toad]: to have led to another i'm just
saying

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: maybe maybe peach practise save sex ouldn't
have to have kids maybe she's a lot

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to have

[professor_toad]: don't

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: abortions maybe abortions

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: are legal in the mushroom kingdom

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i don't see why they wouldn't be

[waluciano]: ah

[professor_toad]: legal in mushroom kingdom

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: fair a lot

[waluciano]: i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: of places where they aren't apparently so
i

[waluciano]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just know checking

[professor_toad]: well i'd like

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: to i'd like to live in

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: a world where they're legal and

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[professor_toad]: if that means the mushroom kingdom and
outside kingdoms there of sign

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: me up where's my ticket

[nick]: a ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: fantastic so

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just to be clear here your

[professor_toad]: hm

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: hat take is that m does not
need to be saved

[professor_toad]: correct

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: she is off living her best life

[professor_toad]: s

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and mario is misinterpreting her notes

[professor_toad]: indeed a commitment no she's

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: looking for moments

[waluciano]: and is like is she using

[nick]: ye

[waluciano]: her like um m

[professor_toad]: authority

[waluciano]: majesty or like the

[professor_toad]: sure

[waluciano]: fact that she is the ruler of
the mushroom kingdom to

[professor_toad]: yes

[waluciano]: force toad

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: oh just delivered the message

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: s no she's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: not here i'm sorry that you fought
this guy and killed

[professor_toad]: uh

[waluciano]: him in

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: the lava go to another one

[professor_toad]: it was a lone upon a double
ganger

[waluciano]: wow

[professor_toad]: i was like damn

[waluciano]: wow

[professor_toad]: well instead of going home i guess
i'll just keep going must

[nick]: m

[professor_toad]: must must keep

[waluciano]: ah

[professor_toad]: going because it's

[nick]: right

[professor_toad]: the logical conclusion and then princess ptliminsimp

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: there

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: you go

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's a

[waluciano]: ah oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: listen great great hat take i think
the

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: only part where

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i i

[waluciano]: h

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: stumble a bit is that if you're

[professor_toad]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: claiming mario's as simp how does he
lay wanton destruction across many kingdoms

[nick]: say

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: in search

[nick]: one

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: of

[nick]: time

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: his p that's

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right

[professor_toad]: a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not on on

[professor_toad]: pork anton destruction

[nick]: did you see one on this cot

[professor_toad]: get

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: wanton

[professor_toad]: him get

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: him

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: uh

[professor_toad]: he saved

[waluciano]: what

[professor_toad]: wine hid

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: uh

[waluciano]: one ton

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: destruction

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: he

[professor_toad]: said

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: invades

[professor_toad]: shrimp

[waluciano]: a

[professor_toad]: he

[waluciano]: chinese

[professor_toad]: said shrimp

[waluciano]: restaurant

[professor_toad]: wanton

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: and sucking racks

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: uh

[nick]: yah

[waluciano]: the place

[professor_toad]: did it i would you like some
sod sauce

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: strip in

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: uh

[professor_toad]: destruction

[nick]: i think ah i think i ordered

[waluciano]: i

[nick]: that the other day

[professor_toad]: yo i'm

[waluciano]: uh

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: craving it now yo

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: where does

[waluciano]: h

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i don't want to ask where the
destruction comes from we're just going

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to move on

[professor_toad]: the toilet

[waluciano]: it was it was bad

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no i

[waluciano]: pork

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: didn't want to ask

[waluciano]: inside

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: were

[waluciano]: the

[professor_toad]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not

[waluciano]: one tom

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's just alluding

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to it

[professor_toad]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: um he just like it seems like
a

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: weird thing for someone who is like

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you put

[professor_toad]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: sipping his life away but is still
able to erpetrate mass destruction upon many of

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the members of the mushroom kingdom so
did he have like a side of like

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: extreme aggression or rage

[professor_toad]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: issues

[professor_toad]: i think i know where you're going
with it and

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ye

[professor_toad]: as you were saying

[waluciano]: from being

[professor_toad]: it

[waluciano]: led from being misled

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: by by peach

[professor_toad]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: well he doesn't know that if he
knew

[professor_toad]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that he'd stop following

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right

[waluciano]: exactly

[professor_toad]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: he does not stop he keeps going
and going and going

[professor_toad]: h

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right well i t i mean now
you're just you're just playing buzzword mingo from

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the internet at this point

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: shall

[waluciano]: i mean

[professor_toad]: i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: want pork wanton destruction

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh yeah

[professor_toad]: that's a lot

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: i

[professor_toad]: mushroom

[waluciano]: think

[professor_toad]: goobut

[waluciano]: so

[professor_toad]: murdered

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: at

[professor_toad]: along the way

[waluciano]: that's what i'm going

[professor_toad]: ye

[waluciano]: to say i think he he thinks
he's going to

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[waluciano]: like impress her in some way by
doing all that that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: dim some destruction

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yep

[nick]: m

[professor_toad]: m

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: but then when

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i like

[professor_toad]: he shows

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that i like that take

[professor_toad]: but when

[nick]: stupid

[professor_toad]: he shows up when he shows up
like they like

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: what peach and bazar like look at
this muff come look at my telescope about

[professor_toad]: this telescope off the home shop and
network it's got six billion thousand zoom

[waluciano]: qvvicvce

[professor_toad]: my sucker v c look he's killing
all those goombas you really want to sign

[professor_toad]: up with him plus he's a plumber
like look at all that blood that gombe

[professor_toad]: blood on his shoes he's not even
stopping to wipe it off and peaches like

[professor_toad]: oh my god and i thought i
was gonna i was going to invite him

[professor_toad]: over to the castle

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: for some cake and bowser's like cake
you're goin to give him the cake

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: and she's like well i don't know
any more

[nick]: yes

[professor_toad]: but like murder i don't get down
with murder think about it

[waluciano]: i mean it's not like bowser is
like nice guy

[professor_toad]: beauty in the beast i'm calling beauty
and the beast tough exterior guy center i

[professor_toad]: think like

[waluciano]: he's

[professor_toad]: also

[nick]: i

[professor_toad]: in

[nick]: mean

[professor_toad]: mario three right in mario three look
at all the children he has

[nick]: everyone's going on the inside

[professor_toad]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[waluciano]: yeah she'll

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: truth

[professor_toad]: but

[waluciano]: carve deep enough

[professor_toad]: i think i think bowser's misunderstood maybe
don't t i didn't intend for this to

[professor_toad]: bleed into like another hot take but

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: i feel like it's still it's still
contained within the overall so is because we're

[professor_toad]: flashing out the different characters right

[waluciano]: so so i guess the real the
hot taken in its more like its purer

[waluciano]: form is that we've been fooled by
the mario propaganda machine

[professor_toad]: ah

[waluciano]: he is the hero and he's trying
to save beach meanwhile she's just trying to

[waluciano]: have a nice i guess taut life
with

[professor_toad]: with towser

[waluciano]: with bowser

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: and he's like trying to wreck it
is that what you're saying

[professor_toad]: no i want to add to that
he's not trying to reck ot bowser is

[professor_toad]: trying to complete his family and mario
three he has

[waluciano]: no

[professor_toad]: what

[waluciano]: i

[professor_toad]: seven

[waluciano]: mean mario

[professor_toad]: eight kids

[waluciano]: trying to reck

[professor_toad]: yes yes

[waluciano]: mario

[professor_toad]: yes

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: trying to reck

[professor_toad]: mark

[waluciano]: it

[professor_toad]: bowser

[waluciano]: ah

[professor_toad]: lost his first or however any previous
um um partners that helped to birth his

[professor_toad]: brood right but he wants to complete
his family wants a whole family

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: and for some reason he's either

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: fixated or he's

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: just like

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: infatuate or whatever um with peach with
princess peach she has magical powers and royalty

[professor_toad]: so

[nick]: but

[professor_toad]: at

[nick]: she's

[professor_toad]: do you

[nick]: constantly

[professor_toad]: think

[nick]: described as kidnapped

[professor_toad]: why is that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no i have it for you

[nick]: yet

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: but bowser

[nick]: hm

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: bowser loves a hot wife's situation

[nick]: m

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: that will track well jesus

[professor_toad]: it does track

[waluciano]: where are we going

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: with this

[professor_toad]: it tracks perfectly because there's that's a
lot o years of time bro there's there's

[professor_toad]: goin to be plenty of princess of
royal ba was there

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: by ratio mushroom kingdom bowser children running
rampant

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah yeah

[professor_toad]: those little scamps

[waluciano]: special even

[professor_toad]: speed show okay okay thank you

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: running rampant

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: you know in dipers and they're probably
they're probably in college now like what's what's

[professor_toad]: what's what's that like in

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: the mushroom

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: kingdom tell me

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: doesn't

[professor_toad]: i don't know

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: exist in the mushroom kingdom

[waluciano]: yep

[professor_toad]: ye

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay i think i think we understand
chris's thought

[waluciano]: what

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: as it were

[professor_toad]: he

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: let's

[waluciano]: what whatever

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: let's

[waluciano]: whatever

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: let's move

[waluciano]: we

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: on

[waluciano]: were

[nick]: ah

[waluciano]: going i thought we were going to
start with

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: that was not it but

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it

[professor_toad]: listen

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: was

[waluciano]: know here we are

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: listen there was no

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: bad bad hat takes um

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: but that

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: was

[nick]: i don't know about

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: something

[nick]: that

[professor_toad]: this was not one of them

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: we

[professor_toad]: we went here there and yonder

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: hey a perfect opportunity for the audience
whoever is left after this point to vote

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: on

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and tell us about

[professor_toad]: just

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: well

[professor_toad]: remember listeners oser and peach are locked
away in multiple locations waiting

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: for mark to show up what are
they doing playing parchesi no

[waluciano]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: well there's no good way to take
away from that

[waluciano]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: but we're gonna

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: anyways who

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: else has a hot take that

[waluciano]: yea

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: maybe doesn't

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: around

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: mario being

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: trapped as a

[nick]: super

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: sex

[nick]: mario

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: object

[nick]: sunshine is a criminally underrated mario again

[professor_toad]: m i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yes

[professor_toad]: can follow that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is that

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a howtake or is

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that just

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: truth

[nick]: i met numerous people who were just
like no no no no it's

[professor_toad]: they

[nick]: not

[professor_toad]: were against

[nick]: good

[professor_toad]: it

[waluciano]: i didn't even

[nick]: they

[professor_toad]: really

[nick]: were against

[waluciano]: i didn't even

[nick]: it

[waluciano]: know that game

[professor_toad]: i played that game i enjoyed

[nick]: i found

[professor_toad]: it thoroughly

[nick]: one he's right here

[waluciano]: i don't know

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: it i have no opinion

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i really enjoyed sunshine

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[nick]: it's got

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: can you

[nick]: a bang

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: show your

[nick]: and

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: work

[nick]: sound

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: nick

[nick]: track

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: it's got a yeah it's got a
bang and sound track

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: it's got

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: cool jumpy levels

[professor_toad]: yes

[nick]: um the

[professor_toad]: the water pack is dope

[nick]: squirt

[professor_toad]: squirt

[nick]: say his name

[professor_toad]: i forgot squirt

[nick]: core

[professor_toad]: squirt

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: this is feel

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: this

[nick]: square

[professor_toad]: feels

[nick]: it's

[professor_toad]: like

[nick]: cool

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: i mean the sex shop no yeah

[nick]: they change

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: the star design not collecting stars your
collecting these cool like sunshine

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: sunshine tokens

[professor_toad]: oh yeah

[nick]: those are pretty sick

[professor_toad]: ah that was fun and you

[nick]: interesting

[professor_toad]: were go

[nick]: interesting

[professor_toad]: ahead

[nick]: villain you got bowser junior i think
showing up for

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: one of the first times

[professor_toad]: maybe i thought that but then

[nick]: maybe

[professor_toad]: like sunshine as young as i was
a newer title compared to mario

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: brothers three where they had all the
children bowser were

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: multiple juniors maybe or one junior

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: and the other whatever i don't know

[nick]: i know

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[nick]: there's they had the one with multiple
children but i don't remember i don't remember

[nick]: if bowser junior was one of them

[professor_toad]: that's

[nick]: i

[professor_toad]: what

[nick]: think

[professor_toad]: i'm saying

[nick]: he was

[professor_toad]: i don't

[nick]: he

[professor_toad]: know

[nick]: was like an edition you know

[professor_toad]: okay see again

[nick]: okay

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: but bowser junior is way cooler than
those other kids right

[professor_toad]: i'm not

[nick]: like

[professor_toad]: arguing that

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: and then

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: and then what kind of felt like
a little bit like a ghost buster feel

[professor_toad]: like

[nick]: it's

[professor_toad]: squirt

[nick]: because the pack

[professor_toad]: the

[nick]: right

[professor_toad]: pack is got like the thing and
then you can now you're like trying to

[professor_toad]: you know clean off the weird evil

[nick]: the grafito

[professor_toad]: umgrafito

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: to take like just like to re
surface and bring life back to i don't

[professor_toad]: remember the name of the environment it
as like a port sunshine port

[nick]: hm

[professor_toad]: or something

[nick]: yep

[professor_toad]: so saying bay anyways i felt really
it felt

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: like you were doing community like not
community service like you

[nick]: community

[professor_toad]: were

[nick]: service

[professor_toad]: sure you were serving the community you
were brilliant it back to

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: rejuvenating

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: it felt

[nick]: hm

[professor_toad]: felt really cool

[nick]: okay

[waluciano]: so i'm reading about this game and
it looks and sounds like a sucking fever

[waluciano]: dream

[professor_toad]: really

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: what in what way what are you

[nick]: ah

[professor_toad]: reading that's

[waluciano]: yes

[professor_toad]: giving

[nick]: ye

[professor_toad]: you that feeling what does

[waluciano]: i

[professor_toad]: it

[waluciano]: mean

[nick]: ah

[professor_toad]: say

[waluciano]: there's a shadow mario who

[professor_toad]: uh

[waluciano]: has a magic paint brush

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[waluciano]: that

[nick]: almost

[waluciano]: does

[nick]: said toothbrush

[waluciano]: shit

[nick]: let the record show

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: he almost said toothbrush

[waluciano]: i almost did i

[nick]: ye

[waluciano]: almost did yeah and he's using some
thing called flood

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: it wasn't square it was flood

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: m

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: but it's like it's an acronymlike

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: flash liquidizer ultra dozing device

[professor_toad]: that

[nick]: was

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: sorry

[professor_toad]: sounds

[nick]: the first

[professor_toad]: sexual

[nick]: the first word what was the first
word

[professor_toad]: s a flash light

[waluciano]: flash

[professor_toad]: it's a flash light that's

[waluciano]: flesh

[professor_toad]: a flash

[nick]: wash

[professor_toad]: light

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's

[professor_toad]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not right

[waluciano]: flash

[nick]: skin

[waluciano]: flash liquidizer ultra dozing

[professor_toad]: flesh

[waluciano]: device

[professor_toad]: liquidizer

[nick]: fleshliquidizer

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's

[nick]: there's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not

[nick]: no way

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right

[nick]: that's right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: my

[waluciano]: wait when

[nick]: are you

[waluciano]: we

[nick]: saying

[waluciano]: say

[nick]: flash

[waluciano]: go

[nick]: or flesh

[waluciano]: with an a flash

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: okay that was unclear

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: we heard you say

[waluciano]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: flesh with

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: an e many times

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i was like the while

[waluciano]: i think

[professor_toad]: changes

[waluciano]: you're

[professor_toad]: things

[waluciano]: all still stuck

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: in chris's hat take

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: listen three out of three out of
four

[nick]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: hot take art is can't be wrong

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: you know what did you

[waluciano]: it's

[nick]: shut

[professor_toad]: hear

[waluciano]: my second

[professor_toad]: listeners

[waluciano]: language

[professor_toad]: let us know

[nick]: should have

[professor_toad]: adam

[nick]: called it

[waluciano]: my second

[nick]: should have

[waluciano]: language

[nick]: called it squirt

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: way

[waluciano]: would

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: safe

[waluciano]: that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: for a squirt

[waluciano]: well

[professor_toad]: from henceforth it shall be known as
squirt we just fixed your

[nick]: hm

[professor_toad]: problem in den do

[waluciano]: anyway

[nick]: you're

[waluciano]: it

[nick]: welcome

[waluciano]: sounds like a like a fucking fever
dream and i say it's bad it's just

[waluciano]: insane

[nick]: ah

[waluciano]: but

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: hm

[waluciano]: i

[nick]: it's

[waluciano]: haven't

[nick]: on the game

[waluciano]: played

[nick]: cube

[waluciano]: i can tell

[nick]: it's on

[professor_toad]: what

[nick]: the game cube so

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: i think

[professor_toad]: yes

[nick]: there was may have been a generational
gap there

[professor_toad]: have a question

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: what kinds of what

[waluciano]: or

[professor_toad]: kinds

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: of things like

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: what kind of negativity or statements would
you get nick when you heard people like

[professor_toad]: railing against it it sounds because

[nick]: i think

[professor_toad]: i've never

[nick]: it's

[professor_toad]: heard of this phenomena

[nick]: i

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: think it's like it's from like

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: like super mario sixty four purists

[professor_toad]: okay

[nick]: are like oh it doesn't even come
close you know like

[professor_toad]: wow

[nick]: it's not

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: it's doing its own thing

[professor_toad]: correct

[nick]: you know it's not it's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a

[nick]: not trying to compete yeah you got
hundreds of stars and

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[nick]: super sixty four i don't dispute that

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: um but i don't know i had
a good time when i played it

[professor_toad]: graphics were better

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[professor_toad]: too so like why i mean like
like that would

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[professor_toad]: be me like trying to ship on
like the following legend of zelda games in

[professor_toad]: comparison to karina karina was dope the
same time each game had its own shine

[professor_toad]: and sheen and objective so yeah

[nick]: m

[professor_toad]: i get that that's wild okay

[nick]: and

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: subsequent hot take kind of secondary but
in the same vein mario car double dash

[nick]: they kind of did the two person
thing in mario car double dash then they

[nick]: got rid of it i thought that
was at i want to play a few

[nick]: persons per card

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: that

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: was cool

[professor_toad]: that

[nick]: i wish that would come back member
that

[professor_toad]: i do know i do so it
just like they tried it and they let

[nick]: you

[professor_toad]: it

[nick]: have

[professor_toad]: go

[nick]: like you have like one person driving
and one person holding whipping the items at

[nick]: people

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: that was cool

[professor_toad]: almost

[nick]: i

[professor_toad]: like

[nick]: should

[professor_toad]: a little

[nick]: bring them

[professor_toad]: rascal's

[nick]: back

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: soap box derby kind of deal

[nick]: i don't now what that means but
yeah

[professor_toad]: well you know

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: h

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: you do

[nick]: ah

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: all right

[nick]: i yield my time

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: thank you

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: um well we've cleansed

[waluciano]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: everybody's ears and brains from whatever christen
stepped

[waluciano]: ye

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: into them

[professor_toad]: no

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: with

[professor_toad]: you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a

[professor_toad]: haven't

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: nice happy conversation

[professor_toad]: you haven't no

[nick]: wholesome

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: about just some great wholesome conversation

[professor_toad]: wait for it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i'm gonna i guess steer slightly back
towards chris it's not that far

[professor_toad]: do it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: my how take i had to write
this down to make sure i get it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right essentially every

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: video game where mario runs through and
murders i mean sorry

[professor_toad]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: liberates people and does these things

[waluciano]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: essentially every video game is one native
purge in the mushroom kingdom or kingdom

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: he's

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: existing in and the reason why i
think this works really

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: comes down to is

[professor_toad]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: mario is

[professor_toad]: h

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: stamping on guys kicking people

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: out of shells just straight murder and
violencing everywhere and

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: everybody seems okay with it

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: good guys the bad guys are annoyed
but it's like bowser doesn't

[professor_toad]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: seem to be like super put out
by it is

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: more annoyed that mario is getting closer
to him than like all his buddies

[nick]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: are being killed so i just assume
that because it's

[nick]: ye

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the perch it's like everybody

[nick]: yeah but

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: cept

[nick]: it's a it's all those things are
sub human

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: wow

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so

[waluciano]: nick

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: sorry

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: wow

[nick]: it's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: can

[nick]: right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you flash that up for me

[nick]: yeah absolutely mushrooms

[professor_toad]: m

[nick]: i'm assuming goombos and mushrooms

[professor_toad]: m

[nick]: right that's unclear but they're

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: they

[professor_toad]: s

[nick]: shaped

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: appear

[professor_toad]: matter

[nick]: like

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to

[professor_toad]: with

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: be

[nick]: them

[professor_toad]: you what's

[nick]: o

[professor_toad]: the matter with you

[nick]: goombas coops

[waluciano]: i the italian mushrooms

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: that's why

[nick]: there's

[waluciano]: they're called

[nick]: aliamusms

[waluciano]: gombasohheyi'm

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: they're like what like what i put
in

[waluciano]: walking

[nick]: on my pizza

[waluciano]: here

[nick]: right

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: you got turtles

[professor_toad]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ye

[nick]: right bowser's a dragon

[professor_toad]: i think

[nick]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: got

[waluciano]: lizard

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a really big shell

[waluciano]: something

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: on his back

[waluciano]: like that

[nick]: a big shell it's unclear as well
but you

[professor_toad]: a

[nick]: have

[professor_toad]: hybrid

[nick]: a like anyway

[professor_toad]: don't be speech don't be specious

[nick]: you got plants

[professor_toad]: uh h

[nick]: so is it really

[professor_toad]: h

[nick]: murder if you're killing all those things
i don't

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: know if so we've all committed murder

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the only thing i can say or
i don't know you they're all sentient

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right it's not like

[professor_toad]: hm

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just a mushroom

[waluciano]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: manner of the forest like these guys
are walking and moving and doing stuff

[professor_toad]: epommcmemic

[nick]: a like like the fly that you
hit with a shoe one time

[waluciano]: yeah but but on the other hand
like yeah

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: mario murders all of them a lot
all the time

[professor_toad]: m yeah

[waluciano]: but like they murdered him sometimes too
and just by touch

[professor_toad]: ye

[waluciano]: which means everything in the mushroom

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: kingdom is like eciticor

[professor_toad]: lethal

[waluciano]: poisonous or both

[nick]: m

[professor_toad]: so

[waluciano]: it's not

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: it's not like you have like sometimes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: you know maria gets hit with a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: a bullet or a bomb

[professor_toad]: yep

[waluciano]: that's fine sometimes it's just

[professor_toad]: ye

[waluciano]: like slightly touches mushroom any dies oh

[professor_toad]: is it self defense or is it
murder

[waluciano]: no i think i go back to
the pure thing because it's like this is

[waluciano]: a free for all like

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: to just let all

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: yes

[waluciano]: of the all of the poisonous acidic
mushrooms

[nick]: no

[waluciano]: and turtles out

[nick]: ye

[waluciano]: and i think it's like

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: bowser just going you know let them
kill each other and that's fine

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: but then he doesn't like it because
mario gets close

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay yeah

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's the purge

[waluciano]: okay but like why is he kidnapping
peach then

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: bowser

[professor_toad]: because

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: he wants to he doesn't want her
to get caught up in

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: don't

[professor_toad]: that mess

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: don't do it chris okay

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: doesn't want it to get caught up
in that mess that's that's what i said

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: that's what i said i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[professor_toad]: could have said something

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's fair

[professor_toad]: else

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's fair

[professor_toad]: i still can say something else

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no don't work

[nick]: canonically

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: or faster

[nick]: mario is from new york right

[professor_toad]: feels

[waluciano]: from brooklyn

[professor_toad]: about right

[nick]: does that imply

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: the existence of christopher columbus

[waluciano]: i guess

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: like the italian guy found who found
america or the director yah

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: don't

[nick]: the director

[professor_toad]: you

[nick]: christopher

[professor_toad]: do

[nick]: columbus

[professor_toad]: it in book

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: h i mean technically would

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: apply the existence of both

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: in theory

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: wild it's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: wild that new york exists canonically alongside
the mushroom kingdom

[professor_toad]: i think that's how marie reaches

[waluciano]: well

[professor_toad]: like the mushroom kingdom

[waluciano]: ye

[professor_toad]: through pipe

[nick]: the pipes

[professor_toad]: systems that led

[waluciano]: because

[professor_toad]: to that led to the mushroom kingdom

[waluciano]: apparently he and luigi worked in the
sewers of new york

[nick]: luigi mario

[professor_toad]: yes yes

[waluciano]: sure the brother

[professor_toad]: yes

[waluciano]: yeah and and then

[professor_toad]: to

[waluciano]: they accidentally get to mushroom kingdom i
guess

[nick]: this from the movie

[waluciano]: no i don't

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: talk about

[nick]: okay

[waluciano]: the

[professor_toad]: we

[waluciano]: movie

[professor_toad]: should re watch that because i am
so

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: blurry on that r p bob hoskins
and jog

[waluciano]: that

[professor_toad]: laguazamo

[waluciano]: that's your that is your brain protecting
you

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: um

[waluciano]: from it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i can

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: tell you there's no hot take there
it is a dreadful movie

[professor_toad]: but

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: run

[professor_toad]: that's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: through

[professor_toad]: why

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: we should watch it or i'll just
watch it fit

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you watch it on your own time

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: ah

[waluciano]: yeah you watch it on your own
fucking time

[professor_toad]: i will

[waluciano]: i mean i can see it matt
like it's

[nick]: a

[waluciano]: but i think

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: it's it's

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: it's

[nick]: yes

[waluciano]: it's the purge in the sense that
everything goes and

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: there's no actual consequence for crime

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: but i don't think it's just mario
doing the crimes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no anybody can purge anybody

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: huh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: why he goobasare out for dramario that's
why i like

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: dragons lizards that shoot eggs are shooting
eggs at everybody like bullets their sent flying

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: at people

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: like it's a free for all

[professor_toad]: then

[waluciano]: so

[professor_toad]: go ahead

[waluciano]: because

[professor_toad]: a

[waluciano]: i was this is not really a
full hot take but i think it plays

[waluciano]: into this because let's let's

[nick]: yes

[waluciano]: face it like mary is a dick
he has he has a friend who's a

[waluciano]: dynasour who he rides an he punches
him like donkey punches

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: that fucking dynasor to

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[waluciano]: get him to do stuff and he
has sacrificed him like many times to just

[waluciano]: not fallow himself into so sort of
death

[nick]: but what if you she's

[waluciano]: i can

[nick]: like what if she's like into it
though

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah oh

[waluciano]: to dying like the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: what

[waluciano]: donkey punch i can get but

[nick]: abuse

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: well

[waluciano]: like i don't think he's into

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: dying

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: does yo die or is

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: she like a phoenix

[nick]: comes back

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and just rises

[nick]: right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: from the ashes

[waluciano]: well they

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: all come back because like everyone is
on dat a guest in this world

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: now there's a now there's a tick

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: h

[waluciano]: yeah yeah yeah okay let's go

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: with it it's like your

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: take a long time ago met that
frost is a leech

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: um

[waluciano]: maybe

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: maybe mario is a leech and his
factor is the hat

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: well he

[waluciano]: i don't

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: takes

[waluciano]: know

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that off though and puts on other
hats

[waluciano]: that's okay it just doesn't have to
you can destroy the hat

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[waluciano]: long as the head

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: is his

[professor_toad]: intact

[waluciano]: intact he comes back to life

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: then i stand by the words you
put into my mouth yes mars a ledge

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: i but then

[waluciano]: is that

[nick]: m

[waluciano]: a hot take

[professor_toad]: how do you

[waluciano]: or

[professor_toad]: describe

[waluciano]: is

[nick]: my

[waluciano]: that just canon

[professor_toad]: but how do you then describe how
do you describe like the limited amount of

[professor_toad]: lodge mario has went before game

[waluciano]: his filactory

[professor_toad]: over

[waluciano]: has to recharge

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: there's only so many italian men the
hat can take control of if

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: each reincarnation

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: oh it's tale oh my god

[nick]: each

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yep

[nick]: reincarnation of mario it's not the same
mario it's a new italian man

[waluciano]: it teleports

[nick]: the hat the

[waluciano]: a random

[nick]: hat

[waluciano]: italian man from brooklyn

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yep

[nick]: hat goes back on to

[professor_toad]: you are now mario

[nick]: m

[professor_toad]: proceed

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: to save

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: the princess

[waluciano]: so

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: that plays into what i was i
was going to say is that the goombas

[waluciano]: are just other italian people that were
telleported to

[professor_toad]: kay

[waluciano]: the mushroom kingdom without the hat

[professor_toad]: so who's the architect

[waluciano]: they get transformed

[professor_toad]: who is the architect

[waluciano]: bowser has to be

[nick]: anyone

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: tod

[nick]: if you play super mario maker

[waluciano]: true

[professor_toad]: but then but if bowser

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: was the architect

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[professor_toad]: before super mario maker

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: why

[waluciano]: m

[professor_toad]: would he why would he or i
don't know what is what his pronouns are

[professor_toad]: why would bowser

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: welcome

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: at

[professor_toad]: welcome that that kind of chaos like

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: to challenge him is he

[nick]: all

[professor_toad]: bored

[nick]: villains want

[waluciano]: m

[nick]: to be beaten you know

[professor_toad]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: well and he can have like the
whole mad scientist that want to test this

[waluciano]: with

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: a real challenge

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: or something like that

[nick]: ah

[waluciano]: because

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: he has like if you think about
all of the places that mario goes through

[waluciano]: to get to cuba right sorry coup
is how we call him in portuguese didn't

[waluciano]: even know about bowser until i moved
here

[nick]: p

[waluciano]: actually

[nick]: s a different thing

[waluciano]: it's

[professor_toad]: king cooper i thought he was

[waluciano]: i know but

[professor_toad]: a

[waluciano]: that's how we call him

[professor_toad]: he was king cooper

[waluciano]: that's

[professor_toad]: too

[waluciano]: how we call

[professor_toad]: wasn't

[waluciano]: him

[professor_toad]: he

[nick]: o king cooper

[waluciano]: his his name is king cooper bowser
whatever something

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: like that they put

[nick]: it's

[waluciano]: all

[nick]: a

[waluciano]: the

[nick]: title

[waluciano]: names together

[nick]: that's

[waluciano]: anyway

[nick]: a title right king cooper is a
title

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i believe so

[waluciano]: i don't

[nick]: king

[waluciano]: know

[nick]: of the coops

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i'll look

[waluciano]: maybe

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it up make your point

[waluciano]: um so uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: if

[waluciano]: he could have he has all of
these contraptions right he has uh traps inside

[waluciano]: his castles and like even when he
has like the flying ship

[nick]: hm

[waluciano]: it has like teleporting doors and stuff
like you would want to test that against

[waluciano]: a real challenge

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: not

[nick]: he's

[waluciano]: against

[nick]: like

[waluciano]: just guba

[nick]: he's like look at all these canons
i bought that i'm putting on this ship

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: and

[waluciano]: i have a

[nick]: i

[waluciano]: sentient i have a

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: sentient

[nick]: i

[waluciano]: bomb and a cantin

[professor_toad]: ye

[waluciano]: bullets i want to test that

[nick]: his

[professor_toad]: want

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: name is bill

[professor_toad]: he also

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: wants to

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: make sure they did spend

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: all this

[waluciano]: ah

[professor_toad]: money with a d t

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[professor_toad]: to not make sure the ship works

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: exactly

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just to come

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: back to bowser he is his name
is bowser cope and he

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is king of the cups sometimes he's
king cup sometimes he king

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: bowser coupe

[nick]: m

[waluciano]: we in portuguese people just

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: call him cope all the time

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: terrible

[waluciano]: yeah yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: all right

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: so yeah

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: i'm game for this pure thing i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: think it makes sense

[professor_toad]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i feel

[professor_toad]: i've

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: like it answers every video game

[nick]: i

[professor_toad]: at the same time like i'm only
lightly

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a

[professor_toad]: familiar with like i

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: was able to follow because i've seen

[waluciano]: we

[professor_toad]: many of

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: the purge trailers i haven't seen it
seen any of them so is there

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: anything i should know

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: about

[nick]: no

[professor_toad]: purge and how it kind

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: of affects the mushroom kingdom and mario's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[professor_toad]: approach

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: mean yeah so the berg is basically
one night where everything goes it doesn't matter

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: there's no rules no police

[professor_toad]: right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: enforce anything

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: et cetera et cetera so yeah that's
that's the pert really simple

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: that was good

[nick]: oh yeah

[waluciano]: i can see it i can see
it i had a similar in a similar

[waluciano]: vein so to me

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: do you notice how

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: ye

[waluciano]: you play

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: the games it's always like world one
dash

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: one

[nick]: hm

[waluciano]: world one dash two well i think

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: that mario is

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: living in some sort of like a
true mons reality of sorts

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just

[waluciano]: where he is like him like everything
that's happening there is actually like it's an

[waluciano]: experiment that someone is running

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: and he's like victim and we are
actually helping

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: we the players are actually helping whoever
the cruel

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[waluciano]: person that is

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: conducting this

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: she

[waluciano]: experiment

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: did ah oh

[waluciano]: run them i have no idea

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: what like what

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[waluciano]: they want the experiment but that's that's
what it is i think

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: it's all like

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: like a social experiment the wave

[professor_toad]: m

[nick]: m

[waluciano]: they're

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: trying to see you know to which
extent they can drive a

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: chubby italian man discuss

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: experiment

[nick]: i don't know where to

[professor_toad]: one

[nick]: start

[professor_toad]: dash

[nick]: with that

[professor_toad]: two

[nick]: one

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: uh

[professor_toad]: experiment one

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: dash three and then let

[waluciano]: h

[professor_toad]: us let us now observe the mario
mario in a water a water world

[waluciano]: exactly

[professor_toad]: what happens if we place this frog

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a

[professor_toad]: suit which will allow him to breathe
under water what if we place that in

[professor_toad]: front of him will that

[waluciano]: well he breeds under water anyway he
just needs the frock suit to travel faster

[waluciano]: in the water

[nick]: maria was

[professor_toad]: thus

[nick]: just the mouse and the maize and
princess

[professor_toad]: ye

[nick]: pits the cheese at the end

[professor_toad]: h

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yes

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i was

[waluciano]: care at the end

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[waluciano]: of

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: was

[waluciano]: the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: going

[waluciano]: stick

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to like this to how star fleet
goes to planets where they don't have technology

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and then they secretly observe people cheese
rat scenario works as well

[waluciano]: yeah and like if you if you
think about it he falls from whatever height

[waluciano]: doesn't even break his legs

[professor_toad]: yes

[nick]: hm

[waluciano]: he eats a mushroom and grows

[professor_toad]: yes

[waluciano]: he

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: eats a nut he eats a flower
and star becomes like a sucking fire mage

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: yes

[waluciano]: it's the star which

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it

[waluciano]: let's be honest is not star is
not really a star that's l s d

[nick]: right

[waluciano]: it goes on the trip

[professor_toad]: yes

[waluciano]: so like and he breeds underwater and

[nick]: hm

[waluciano]: you know all those things like

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: that that's not something you want to
run someone through if you're a statistic monster

[waluciano]: and we're helping

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you're the

[waluciano]: i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: military

[waluciano]: think that's really

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you're just testing human potential

[waluciano]: i mean you just said the same
thing i said

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: it's like that me it's the same
picture

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: that's what you did

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: how

[nick]: rios

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: many how many

[nick]: original

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: stars

[nick]: the original m k ultra is what
you're saying

[waluciano]: sure

[nick]: ye

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: what are you going to ask man

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's past okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i don't know what to do with
this

[professor_toad]: that's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: take

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: like you may have stumped you may
have stumped us because

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i'm processing

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: it and i'm here for

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: it but the same i'm not

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: looking to refute it i've just

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: childhood memories

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: are trying to adapt to your statement
experiment

[nick]: i it's like when you hear someone

[waluciano]: right

[nick]: yelling nonsense that young and dundas like
you're not going to stop and argue with

[nick]: them

[professor_toad]: believe

[nick]: right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: yeah like you're not gonna

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: you're just like oh yeah okay and
then you just keep walking

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: it's not nonsense i'm making some sense

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you were making sense but i don't

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: know

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: how to engage you in discourse around

[nick]: i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the statement you're

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: making it's like yes

[waluciano]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that is the

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: thing that could happen i don't want
to know

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: more

[waluciano]: h

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's like okay

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: hey

[waluciano]: i see

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: what do you in they learned from
their experiments a guest the question

[professor_toad]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: we should ask as professional podcasters

[nick]: m

[waluciano]: probably new ways of torturing people

[professor_toad]: oh shoot

[waluciano]: psychologically and

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: physically

[professor_toad]: right

[waluciano]: the extent already said the extent to
each they can drive the mind of us

[waluciano]: take italian plummer

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: the point of breaking um

[professor_toad]: how would you

[waluciano]: m

[professor_toad]: m mario mario make like to make

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: a thousand dollars oh i could

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: buy

[waluciano]: it's

[professor_toad]: a lot

[waluciano]: quit

[professor_toad]: of lazana

[waluciano]: game there i go it's screen gates
it's a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: the original creed game

[nick]: uh

[professor_toad]: they they hooked him up to a
machine where it's all it's all

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: it's like there's no physical damage to
his person

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: its inception

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: its inception

[waluciano]: oh damn

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay we've

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: now we've not one up

[waluciano]: so

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to

[waluciano]: it's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you

[waluciano]: but instead of a dream it's like
a mushroom

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: every level

[waluciano]: trip

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is one more down

[professor_toad]: are

[waluciano]: and

[professor_toad]: you

[waluciano]: it's a mushroom trip i mean clearly

[professor_toad]: in order to sedate him

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: sure

[professor_toad]: we've laced your we've laced your

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i don't know you're fucking gas with

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: a particular

[nick]: gas

[professor_toad]: fun guy

[waluciano]: yeah because he

[professor_toad]: your

[waluciano]: has

[professor_toad]: sedation gas

[waluciano]: he trips he trips

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: so badly on mursrums that he

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: talks to one like that i mean
come on

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: talks

[professor_toad]: in the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to

[professor_toad]: inception

[waluciano]: that tracks

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a lot

[professor_toad]: level he has

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: but

[nick]: i

[professor_toad]: to

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: if

[nick]: think

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: there

[professor_toad]: dream

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just

[nick]: it's

[professor_toad]: bigger

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: dreams

[waluciano]: yeah yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: if they're just dreams you

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: don't have to trip you're just dreaming

[nick]: is it not more likely

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: that he that like mario mario in
the middle

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: of unclogging a toilet accidentally mixed through

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: a series of chemicals which caused him
to halucinate and experience every mario gay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that seems more likely

[waluciano]: could it could be like it's all
italy in his head

[professor_toad]: was all a dream

[nick]: like he's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: like in reality he's just passed out
on the floor of

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: a clogged bathroom

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[nick]: right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so

[waluciano]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is

[nick]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: luigi is any of it real luigi

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: marter exist

[nick]: so you know how like

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: luigi is not there for like the
first the first little while

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: luigi noticing that his brother has been
gone for a while clogging this toilet rushes

[nick]: in immediately also passes out

[professor_toad]: yep

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[waluciano]: right but then how are their brains
connected

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: a

[nick]: dreams

[professor_toad]: special

[waluciano]: is

[nick]: are

[waluciano]: that what you're

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: saying

[nick]: italians can they go in each other's
dreams

[professor_toad]: a

[nick]: that's how italians

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: true

[nick]: were

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: no

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: oh of course i forgot

[professor_toad]: how do

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: about

[professor_toad]: you think

[waluciano]: that

[professor_toad]: that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: canoli

[waluciano]: you're right

[professor_toad]: was invented sir

[nick]: exactly

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: one person dreamed up

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the filling

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and one person

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: dreamed of

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the outer

[nick]: you

[waluciano]: uh

[nick]: think you think

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: o

[nick]: it just happened

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: to be

[waluciano]: uh like

[nick]: that the person

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a

[nick]: who thought

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: of it could only was also a
baker who could make it that's insane obviously

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a

[professor_toad]: one

[nick]: it's

[professor_toad]: of them

[nick]: two

[professor_toad]: was

[nick]: different

[professor_toad]: an

[nick]: people

[professor_toad]: engineer

[waluciano]: it would never

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: happen

[professor_toad]: one of them was

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: possible

[professor_toad]: an

[waluciano]: one

[professor_toad]: engineer

[waluciano]: guy was like oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: wow

[waluciano]: i have all of this nice feeling
but but it's it's getting all over my

[waluciano]: clothes and someone

[professor_toad]: well

[waluciano]: goes ha ha

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: have the perfect pastry

[professor_toad]: that's

[waluciano]: for

[professor_toad]: right

[waluciano]: you

[nick]: hm

[professor_toad]: you dick out of your hands

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: jesus

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay so we've gone from

[nick]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's an experiment

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: of one one one two two one
et cetera two nola's were invented by two

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: italians who

[waluciano]: connected

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: we're connected

[nick]: m

[professor_toad]: connected

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: that's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[nick]: a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: mean

[nick]: weird

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: h p lovecraft

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: novel that i would love to read

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: how

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: can always exist only in dreams

[waluciano]: ah

[professor_toad]: uh huh

[waluciano]: ah

[professor_toad]: tastes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[professor_toad]: so good

[nick]: ye

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i'm gonna low it

[nick]: how do you think

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: do you have

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: any

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: another hat take that ll allow us
to depart from this line of thought and

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: halucinate another line of thought

[waluciano]: uh yeah

[professor_toad]: i wrote i

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: wrote bowser is the true

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: hero because he lays monstrous

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: pipe on peach

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: chris you okay

[waluciano]: wow

[professor_toad]: yes

[waluciano]: i think

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's the same you

[waluciano]: i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just

[waluciano]: think

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: wrote the

[waluciano]: i

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: same hot

[waluciano]: think

[professor_toad]: i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: take

[waluciano]: you

[professor_toad]: told

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: like

[professor_toad]: you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: six times

[professor_toad]: i listen i can't

[waluciano]: you need to cleanse

[nick]: m

[waluciano]: yourself

[professor_toad]: i don't need to cleanse anything i
wrote

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: it down you

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: asked

[nick]: ye

[professor_toad]: there was another i didn't want there
to be dead air

[waluciano]: ah

[professor_toad]: this is how we get o this
is professional podcasting

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you could just say no that's also
an acceptable

[nick]: ye

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: answer

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: well

[waluciano]: that's

[professor_toad]: you could

[waluciano]: also

[professor_toad]: also say

[waluciano]: no

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: it's also not that

[professor_toad]: you could

[waluciano]: air

[nick]: from

[professor_toad]: also say i've got one better and
then we could have it we

[nick]: i

[professor_toad]: could

[nick]: wish

[professor_toad]: have at

[nick]: i wish

[professor_toad]: it

[nick]: i could have seen you doing research
on that topic on

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: new grounds earlier today

[professor_toad]: no one i didn't do

[waluciano]: that's

[professor_toad]: any

[waluciano]: what

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: research

[waluciano]: i in coognitoes

[professor_toad]: on that

[waluciano]: for

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i don't

[waluciano]: that's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: think

[waluciano]: what

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's

[waluciano]: i in

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a

[waluciano]: conies

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: new grounds

[waluciano]: for

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i think it's on foreign hub but
yeah

[professor_toad]: no it's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: all

[professor_toad]: not

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right

[professor_toad]: there's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: um

[professor_toad]: a ton of fan fiction on this
stuff like

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you know it's fine

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: let let's let the fans

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: google what they want

[waluciano]: let

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to google

[waluciano]: the dead air stay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: let them

[waluciano]: dead

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: let them take care

[waluciano]: please

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it i have another one

[professor_toad]: hm

[waluciano]: for right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's not as strong as the purge
obviously but get the impression that nintendo or

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: motor

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: or whoever cares more about the bad
guys

[professor_toad]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: than the good guys

[professor_toad]: you're

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it

[professor_toad]: just

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: feels

[professor_toad]: saying

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: like they

[professor_toad]: my

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: put

[professor_toad]: thing

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: they put more

[waluciano]: how so

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: effort into into the bad guys and
the good guys

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: case in point mario just has two
of the same name is his first name

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and last name

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: um m and they make evil versions
of marie luigi to give them

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: more antagonists but there's nothing like howcome
there's not like a good version bowser i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: would call him wowser just because i
like the name

[waluciano]: wowzer

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: um m but if you had to
flip a bee around it's the

[waluciano]: it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: bowser

[waluciano]: wouldn't work

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so it's confusing

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: bowser maybe if you just have it
i don't know you can

[waluciano]: well

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: pick

[waluciano]: flip

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the name you

[waluciano]: flip

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: want

[waluciano]: the w

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: flip the w in baser and call
him bumper

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i hate

[waluciano]: there

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it

[professor_toad]: there's also

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: a

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: flip

[nick]: don't

[professor_toad]: when

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ye

[nick]: care for that one

[professor_toad]: when bowser

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: like

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i think when bowser somehow um i
guess influences peach and turns her into bouzet

[waluciano]: i think so

[professor_toad]: and she's

[waluciano]: i don't

[professor_toad]: got

[waluciano]: think

[professor_toad]: like

[waluciano]: that's

[professor_toad]: fish

[waluciano]: cannon

[professor_toad]: next no no it's a thing look
it up

[nick]: it's

[professor_toad]: is that

[nick]: no

[waluciano]: well

[nick]: that's

[waluciano]: i know i know ballet is a
thing i just don't think it's kennon

[nick]: isn't that isn't that when isn't when
bowser or baser junior puts on

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: her crown

[professor_toad]: oh really okay okay

[nick]: i'm pretty

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: sure that's what

[professor_toad]: okay

[nick]: that was from

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: chris that is as wickapidio

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: puts it a fan made anthropmorsized

[professor_toad]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: gender squat version in the

[professor_toad]: a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: franchise

[professor_toad]: earlier today i saw i saw princess
peach in like black attire sitting perched on

[professor_toad]: on bowser's shoulder so i thought that
she looked like she was still human

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's a

[professor_toad]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: comic by

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a y y k ninety two according
to wickepedeo

[professor_toad]: dig it

[waluciano]: wikapedia

[professor_toad]: wickampedia

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: never

[professor_toad]: air

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: heard

[professor_toad]: quotes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: of it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so

[professor_toad]: hm

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: again like that's another good

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: thing like how come there isn't bowser

[professor_toad]: why does he have

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: opposite a good opposite

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: and why doesn't peach have a bad
opposite

[nick]: beach

[professor_toad]: son of a peach

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: that's

[waluciano]: ah

[professor_toad]: a good question

[waluciano]: i think there is there is a
game where she goes evil though

[professor_toad]: m

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: that's not the same thing but still

[nick]: called edred mario game

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: oh we're back to this

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right back

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to it okay okay

[waluciano]: leading

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: enough

[waluciano]: him by

[nick]: that

[professor_toad]: ye

[waluciano]: the

[nick]: is

[waluciano]: nose i was going to say leading
him by the hand because that wouldn't make

[waluciano]: any sense but whatever

[nick]: what's

[waluciano]: ah

[nick]: what's what's toad's deal what's his what's
his angle here

[waluciano]: i

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: tod

[nick]: all about yeah

[professor_toad]: he's the watcher he can never get
involved

[nick]: he's

[professor_toad]: all

[nick]: always

[professor_toad]: he

[waluciano]: what is wrong with you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: what

[waluciano]: what happened to you

[professor_toad]: what

[waluciano]: chris

[professor_toad]: are you saying

[waluciano]: holy shityeah

[professor_toad]: i said he's the watcher as then
no do you know what i mean by

[professor_toad]: that

[nick]: course

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i mean

[nick]: ye

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: lucy

[waluciano]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you're the one who is taking the
watcher

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and making it go places

[professor_toad]: i applaud you for that that was
pretty funny

[nick]: yes

[professor_toad]: so it's just like yes yes no
we'll watch it refers

[waluciano]: are you telling

[professor_toad]: to

[waluciano]: me i'm projecting

[professor_toad]: the watcher is is like a reference
to marvel lore and so there's an alien

[professor_toad]: race called the

[waluciano]: i know

[professor_toad]: watchers

[waluciano]: what to

[professor_toad]: exactly so why did

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: you freak out

[waluciano]: yeah yeah

[professor_toad]: but i guess

[waluciano]: sorry

[professor_toad]: you did

[waluciano]: because

[professor_toad]: you did it for the gray um

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: dig it but yeah i think

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: tod is an observer he doesn't he
doesn't do ship apart from being i don't

[professor_toad]: know the number like the number two
the second in command for the mushroom kingdoms

[professor_toad]: princess p h h

[waluciano]: he's a page boy

[professor_toad]: h

[waluciano]: come

[professor_toad]: all

[waluciano]: on

[professor_toad]: right

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: all he does is

[nick]: ah

[waluciano]: tell mario that he's reached

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: the end of the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: level and just go somewhere else because
what you're

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: incorrect

[waluciano]: looking

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: for is not here

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to as a captain

[professor_toad]: what game

[waluciano]: so

[professor_toad]: was he a captain

[nick]: treasure

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: captain

[nick]: tracker

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: tod

[professor_toad]: ship but

[nick]: captain to

[waluciano]: come on

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: there's

[waluciano]: fuck

[professor_toad]: many

[waluciano]: off

[professor_toad]: toads

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: where is captain toad my

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: he

[professor_toad]: perception was that there were many toads

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the same spot that captain marvell is
just a page away page or page away

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not like a per you gave what
i'm saying

[professor_toad]: guess

[waluciano]: you guys

[nick]: yes

[waluciano]: know his name in japanese is kinopio

[professor_toad]: whoa

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: that's a weird way

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: to say pinocchio

[professor_toad]: ah

[waluciano]: i know

[professor_toad]: cinopio small

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: it

[professor_toad]: and

[waluciano]: that's

[professor_toad]: cute

[waluciano]: weird

[professor_toad]: wow

[nick]: you you know it's crazy though is
like he could

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: get to the end of those levels
to meet mario

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: tod

[nick]: he's doing he's doing the same hearted
stuff that mario

[professor_toad]: correct

[nick]: is

[professor_toad]: or

[nick]: right

[professor_toad]: he's using shortcuts

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: faster

[professor_toad]: he's using like magic because princess peach
has magic tod might have magic

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[professor_toad]: that they have to use because like
they're not rough and tumble like mario mario

[professor_toad]: luigi mo o

[nick]: right

[professor_toad]: using portals and ship

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: possible

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i'm willing to i'm willing to go
back to lucian's theory that it's an experiment

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and

[professor_toad]: huh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: apply that toad is the observer because
he can get to the end of anything

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and see him coming way better

[waluciano]: he's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: than

[waluciano]: the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: mario

[waluciano]: one that

[nick]: m

[waluciano]: interact

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: can

[waluciano]: with the experiment to kind of like
make sure that it's running

[professor_toad]: with faked

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yep

[waluciano]: smoothly

[professor_toad]: mustaches he's like oh here's your coffee
sir but meanwhile

[waluciano]: m

[professor_toad]: he's the architect

[waluciano]: hm

[professor_toad]: later on holding the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: have a great day sir he's the
door man

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so spatially west world

[professor_toad]: yes yes

[waluciano]: or severance

[professor_toad]: i haven't seen

[waluciano]: uh

[professor_toad]: there enough

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: seven

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it

[professor_toad]: i

[nick]: i

[professor_toad]: agree

[nick]: haven't seen harry potter in the world

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: uh

[professor_toad]: dig dig dig it also

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: listen

[professor_toad]: check out okay go

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: if we pack in enough cultural references
people will

[professor_toad]: something will stick

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: get one and laugh

[nick]: hm

[professor_toad]: and then also take into account like
in mario three when you go into one

[professor_toad]: of the toad houses and you open
a chest usually usually it's like when it's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[professor_toad]: the contents are randomized i think that
uses some sort of portal or inter dimensional

[professor_toad]: travel right the gateway so i think
more and more

[nick]: yes

[professor_toad]: i am starting to believe that toad's
got got something up his sleeve his

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: toad canopio sleeve that allows him to
get here there and everywhere

[waluciano]: but

[professor_toad]: but i was like how the fun
did

[waluciano]: but

[professor_toad]: you

[waluciano]: he

[professor_toad]: get here how did you

[waluciano]: he

[professor_toad]: get

[waluciano]: wears

[professor_toad]: here mother for

[waluciano]: he is only wearing a vest has
no sleeves

[professor_toad]: correct so what and who and how
is he doing what he's doing

[nick]: i think he's wearing

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: a hat

[waluciano]: no

[professor_toad]: what is that what if

[waluciano]: that's

[professor_toad]: that's just

[waluciano]: his

[professor_toad]: his

[waluciano]: head

[professor_toad]: head

[nick]: that's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so

[nick]: what i'm asking

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: apparently i was

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: looking

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: this up apparently in

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: one of the cartoons that's a hat
and he's

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just a little bald

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: man

[waluciano]: that can you imagine him taking that
that must be wild

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yah

[nick]: m

[waluciano]: to see him taking the hat off

[nick]: ye

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yah

[professor_toad]: there's stuff in that hat

[waluciano]: yah

[professor_toad]: what is in it

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: what is it it and

[waluciano]: h

[professor_toad]: further war

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[professor_toad]: why is mario mario the only

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: mother bunker going

[waluciano]: yes

[professor_toad]: to go and save

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[professor_toad]: peach or anybody

[waluciano]: so

[professor_toad]: don't

[waluciano]: i

[professor_toad]: you

[waluciano]: have

[professor_toad]: have an

[waluciano]: a question

[professor_toad]: army

[waluciano]: it's not really a hot it's kind
of a hot take question

[professor_toad]: special ups mushroom kingdom officers

[waluciano]: so like when

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: mario eats the one like

[professor_toad]: but

[waluciano]: red mushroom

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: hm

[waluciano]: he grows right

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: hm

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: correct

[waluciano]: so do you think so like told

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: is kind of the inverse of

[professor_toad]: yah

[waluciano]: that but he's like why do you
think would happen if mario i told

[professor_toad]: um that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: sounds oddly sexual to me

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: um

[waluciano]: of course

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[waluciano]: i would

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: he turns

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: into a cannibal

[professor_toad]: a

[waluciano]: he

[nick]: why

[professor_toad]: or

[waluciano]: turns into a cannibal before heat

[nick]: it's not to is not italian

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: but well if it's a hat

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: if it's just a hat

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: could

[waluciano]: it's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: be

[waluciano]: italian on italian

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: cannibalism

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: cnoliism don't there's something there i'm

[nick]: you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not going

[nick]: hate

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to

[nick]: to

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: work

[nick]: see

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it

[nick]: it

[waluciano]: yeah there

[professor_toad]: uh

[waluciano]: is something there

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah um

[professor_toad]: let me see your cadoli tod

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no that's that's not

[waluciano]: why

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it that's definitely

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not it it's

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not right okay

[professor_toad]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so it's it's not i guess technially
if if tod is mushroom

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: person is that what they are

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: that's the correct

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[nick]: politically

[professor_toad]: ah

[nick]: correct term

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: thank you

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: a mushroom head o that's something

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's

[waluciano]: else than never mind

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you guys just okay

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so if maro

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: eats some that is not canabalism right
because

[nick]: no

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: canabalism

[nick]: that's just that's

[waluciano]: no

[nick]: just salad

[professor_toad]: it just sounds like

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right

[professor_toad]: a good time

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's just having won tons with mushrooms
in him actually

[nick]: wanton destruction

[professor_toad]: as long

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[professor_toad]: as something is

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: getting tossed

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you are yeah

[professor_toad]: ye

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: ah

[professor_toad]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i thought we were professionals

[waluciano]: thanks

[nick]: i

[waluciano]: i hate it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: really

[professor_toad]: h

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: did

[professor_toad]: h h

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay i met

[waluciano]: well i mean if if he

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[waluciano]: never mind never mind let's

[professor_toad]: i defeated

[waluciano]: you know

[professor_toad]: him

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: i have defeated

[waluciano]: i'm going

[professor_toad]: that it

[waluciano]: to

[professor_toad]: was

[waluciano]: gloss over because i was going to
take this joke to the next

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: logical

[professor_toad]: the next

[waluciano]: step

[professor_toad]: logical

[waluciano]: and i'm not

[professor_toad]: step

[waluciano]: going

[professor_toad]: were the

[waluciano]: to

[professor_toad]: next level four point one four dash
one

[waluciano]: i know right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: good

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: work good topical reference i don't know
what hottakewe're talking about at this point

[waluciano]: i have no idea

[professor_toad]: check

[waluciano]: the

[professor_toad]: it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: we

[professor_toad]: out

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: want to

[waluciano]: it just occurred

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: where

[waluciano]: to me

[professor_toad]: do you take

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: who what when

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: where and why did

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[professor_toad]: the tanuki suit come into the mix

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: like

[nick]: ye

[professor_toad]: all remember tunookisuit

[nick]: think me

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: me moto had

[waluciano]: supremo

[nick]: like

[waluciano]: three

[professor_toad]: so two of you said somethin i
say at the same time

[nick]: he's right super maria three

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: uh

[nick]: and

[professor_toad]: uh

[nick]: moto had to he had like a
kink for like cat people

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: so he

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: i just

[nick]: made

[waluciano]: think

[nick]: the tanuki

[waluciano]: mary is

[nick]: suit

[waluciano]: a ferry

[professor_toad]: a ferry makes a lot of sense

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: something

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: was definitely awakened in him

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: cat furry

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: pretty

[professor_toad]: m like

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: pretty

[waluciano]: he

[professor_toad]: red

[waluciano]: has

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: pretty

[professor_toad]: pander

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: straight

[waluciano]: a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: forward

[waluciano]: bunch of kings even with a frog

[nick]: so

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: he gets around

[professor_toad]: but i also mean

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not

[professor_toad]: like like

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: like the abilities of the tanuki suit
too like you can fly you can tail

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: attack and you can

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: turn into a stone statue like

[nick]: why would a cat be able to
fly

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and

[waluciano]: tank

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: turned to

[waluciano]: is

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a

[waluciano]: not

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: stone

[waluciano]: a cat

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: statue

[waluciano]: though

[professor_toad]: it's a red pander isn't it or
something

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i think that's

[nick]: okay

[waluciano]: it's

[nick]: i'm

[waluciano]: kind

[nick]: sorry

[waluciano]: of it

[nick]: you guys are right that answers that

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so

[professor_toad]: you're

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: all

[professor_toad]: welcome

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: red panthers can

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: fly and turn into statues everyone

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: knows that that's a

[nick]: that's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: hard

[professor_toad]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: fact

[nick]: correct

[professor_toad]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: great

[waluciano]: it's tanuki is a canon so it's
a type of dog

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: all dogs can fly

[nick]: uh

[professor_toad]: go to the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and

[professor_toad]: heaven

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: turn to statues everybody knows that

[waluciano]: no

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: just the tanuki

[professor_toad]: yes

[nick]: no

[waluciano]: if you go to japan you're going
to see a lot of tenues flying with

[waluciano]: their tails like helicopters

[professor_toad]: wonderful

[nick]: yeah that's how the helicopter was

[waluciano]: uh

[nick]: invented

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yep

[nick]: they saw

[waluciano]: ah

[nick]: those things and they're like that's a
good

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: idea

[waluciano]: it was

[nick]: we

[waluciano]: like

[nick]: should

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: do that

[waluciano]: genius

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: it's another historical

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: moment

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is that also how statues were fed
because style

[nick]: that's correct

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[nick]: they're like what

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: if we

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: made

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: a building but it was in the
shape of something it stood really still oh

[waluciano]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: great we'll have solve

[waluciano]: but

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that

[waluciano]: chris so

[nick]: yea

[waluciano]: what's what's the

[nick]: yes

[waluciano]: like what's the hot take

[professor_toad]: well not only in my spitballing

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: but it's a legit question like okay
i can turn it into a hot take

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[waluciano]: no no i'm not sure what like
it's like oh no we have all of

[waluciano]: these talking you know mushrooms

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[waluciano]: and and sentient turtles but i draw
the line at mat cal suit

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: is that what you're saying

[professor_toad]: no actually

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i'm thinking of all

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: of his previous abilities why bring an
off shoot essentially like a copy in paste

[professor_toad]: of the raccoon suit

[waluciano]: oh gotha

[professor_toad]: and then you're differentiating

[waluciano]: okay

[professor_toad]: with like don't get me wrong i
love that suit but then why in the

[professor_toad]: mix why is that in the mix
versus like to me like out of the

[professor_toad]: of the uessyoucansay arsenal the tanuki su
and the hammer brothers are the most

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[professor_toad]: out there for mario

[waluciano]: well i

[professor_toad]: to

[waluciano]: mean

[professor_toad]: me

[waluciano]: he does get a feather that turns
into a cape so that's not super like

[waluciano]: co share either

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: super mario

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i'm

[professor_toad]: they finally try

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: to tie into that

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i'm going to need you to to
ask that question in the form of a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: hot take

[professor_toad]: ask the question

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: or make a statement

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: make a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: in

[professor_toad]: statement

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the form of how take

[nick]: it's a weird

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: jeopardy game

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: really is you

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: we've answered your question double to the
tanuki suit we've explained what it does and

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: where it came from for me let
your hot take sir this is

[professor_toad]: why

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the hot

[professor_toad]: is

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: take

[professor_toad]: the

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: show

[professor_toad]: why is the tanuki suit

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's

[professor_toad]: overtly sexual

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's a question not

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: how to

[waluciano]: you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: take

[waluciano]: brought you

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: brought this on yourself matt

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so the tanuki suit

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is

[professor_toad]: why

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: overtly

[professor_toad]: is the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: sexual period

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: why and

[waluciano]: it's not supposed

[professor_toad]: why

[waluciano]: to be a question

[professor_toad]: why

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: is the tedookisuit

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: there's no questions

[professor_toad]: always getting hard

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no that's that's not how take that's
a question

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's like

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: your first day

[professor_toad]: listen

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: takes statement

[professor_toad]: listen the tanuki suit

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: is a metaphor for erections

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: okay that's

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: how i take go explain yourself

[professor_toad]: listen all you need to do is
get down so you can get

[waluciano]: ye

[professor_toad]: up

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: think of the button combination

[waluciano]: i hate this

[professor_toad]: you hold down and then you hold
be for that bombastic experience and then the

[professor_toad]: tnokicicles bru and

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[professor_toad]: then no one could touch you because
the tenuki suit cocaine to be clear

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i thought it was hard on

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: no i'm

[waluciano]: no no his his sniff

[professor_toad]: congested so i thought i would turn
it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: hm

[professor_toad]: into something funny trying to turn into
some fun anyways statue form a metaphor marie's

[professor_toad]: erection

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right

[professor_toad]: he's always getting like marie like

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: it kind of goes back to my
first hot take marie can never win

[waluciano]: of course

[professor_toad]: yes

[waluciano]: it does

[professor_toad]: he can never win so what kind
so so what does that mean perpetual blue

[professor_toad]: balls so give him a tonukisuit

[nick]: yah

[professor_toad]: where he literally turns into a rock
hard song

[waluciano]: does

[professor_toad]: he

[waluciano]: what

[professor_toad]: mushrooms

[waluciano]: just

[professor_toad]: stamps

[waluciano]: stand there

[professor_toad]: people he mushrooms stands gomes

[nick]: okay

[waluciano]: i hate everything

[nick]: you're

[waluciano]: about

[professor_toad]: it's

[nick]: clapping

[professor_toad]: the

[waluciano]: this

[professor_toad]: only

[nick]: your

[professor_toad]: defense

[nick]: clapping

[professor_toad]: he

[nick]: for

[professor_toad]: can

[nick]: your own

[professor_toad]: know that's

[nick]: your

[professor_toad]: the

[nick]: own

[professor_toad]: mushrooms

[nick]: hot tay

[professor_toad]: stamp on the goombas

[nick]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[waluciano]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's the hot

[nick]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: take that

[waluciano]: kay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the entirety of

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: super mario

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i just tis jokes is that what
you're

[waluciano]: it's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: going with

[professor_toad]: it might

[waluciano]: it's

[professor_toad]: be

[waluciano]: a cooked up sex

[professor_toad]: it

[waluciano]: dream

[professor_toad]: might be it might be it might
be it might be a trip down memory

[professor_toad]: red district lane

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: all right

[waluciano]: mario is wearing red

[professor_toad]: he's into it like he's definitely

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: tripping on a lot of star dust

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: what if what if we

[waluciano]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: tried to go with hateksthat weren't sexually
urged just just to you know change it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: up

[waluciano]: just

[professor_toad]: we

[waluciano]: just

[professor_toad]: never do

[waluciano]: just to change it

[professor_toad]: but

[waluciano]: up a bit

[professor_toad]: i'm trying

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: are you though

[professor_toad]: i'd try it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay um in the meantime while you're
thinking of another not sexual thing

[professor_toad]: hm

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is the mushroom kingdom just replacement for
australia

[professor_toad]: how

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: what

[nick]: i think i think i actually have
some supporting evidence for that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: great

[nick]: so

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: please lie up my case

[nick]: okay the most immediately thing that comes
to mind for me is like you know

[nick]: that you know that aside from all
the flora and fauna trying

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: to kill you seems overtly australian to
me right from that you've got that one

[nick]: coop who throws a boomerang like okay
boomerangs

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yep

[nick]: of australian right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yep

[nick]: and what's he wearing on his head
b helmet think about that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: be helmet so you've got floranfana trying
to kill you you've got boomerangs

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: you've got rugby

[waluciano]: that's s not a rugby helmet though
that's football helm helmet

[nick]: i didn't

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a

[nick]: see any n f l players wearing
that so i don't know you're talking about

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: technically technically no one a

[waluciano]: re

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: rugby wears a helmet but i'm gonna
i was letting

[waluciano]: exactly

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you go with it because it proved
my point

[nick]: got

[waluciano]: now i mean the fauna and the
flora are like very compelling arguments i have

[waluciano]: to

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: say everything

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: being gigantic and trying to kill you
that tracks

[nick]: you've got an italian man out of
place that's how you know

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[nick]: it's not italy

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: actually

[nick]: right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just to go back here allow nick
statement that that is a rugby helmet because

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: when guys do wear helmets it's to
help with concussion stuff and it's padded in

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: a way that's very silmaretor rugglby hat

[waluciano]: i've seen yeah yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so

[waluciano]: it's dark

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i'll

[waluciano]: shit

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: take that back nicks correct this guy
is one hundred per cent

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: as rules boomerang thrower

[waluciano]: couldn't it be like a cricket helmet
if that is such a thing

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no they wear like full full face
shields because the ball hit

[waluciano]: is

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: him in

[waluciano]: it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the

[waluciano]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: face

[nick]: they probably played

[waluciano]: that makes

[nick]: cricket

[waluciano]: sense

[nick]: in australia to right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: uh yeah yeah

[waluciano]: oh yeah

[nick]: okay

[waluciano]: percent

[nick]: that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: definitely

[nick]: doesn't change my point then

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no your point is very valid looking
up to rugby had

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: listeners if you if you want to
look up the rugby helmet is very very

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: similar to the boomerang brothers

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: how much did they wear

[waluciano]: oh shit you're right it is

[nick]: hm

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so there you go point proven

[nick]: welcome

[waluciano]: so is that is the hot take
that like japan is prejudiced against australia

[nick]: i don't

[waluciano]: is that

[nick]: see how you got that from that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: wow

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah just we just said the mushroom
kingdom was australia we didn't say that liked

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it or hated

[waluciano]: uh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it

[waluciano]: huh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and

[nick]: they've got

[waluciano]: h

[nick]: castles all over the place just like
australia no

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so this makes this

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: makes mario

[waluciano]: like upright

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: mad max

[waluciano]: talking turtles upright walking turtles just like
australia

[nick]: they've got ocean levels just like australia

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yep

[nick]: underwater levels

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: australia as got under water

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: levels

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: got big

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: big big sharks that try to eat

[waluciano]: haunted

[nick]: you

[waluciano]: castles

[nick]: haunted castles

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah coral coral

[nick]: actly

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: reef

[nick]: sure

[waluciano]: carl

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right

[waluciano]: red

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: got those

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: things like

[nick]: got

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: sharks like

[nick]: got

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: we said

[nick]: ghosts

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yep

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: then and then

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: when you have like little nice patches
like you know they're just you know hanging

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: out and talking with people that's new
zealand

[professor_toad]: good night mate

[nick]: hm

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the nice part

[professor_toad]: be bye bye

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: bye bye bye bye yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's that's

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: but just now time

[waluciano]: so so if the

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: mushroom kingdom is australia what is the
cooper kingdom

[professor_toad]: oregon

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's the that's the outback

[nick]: out back

[waluciano]: new zealand

[professor_toad]: uh

[waluciano]: is

[professor_toad]: uh

[waluciano]: it new

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no

[waluciano]: zealand

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no no so the mushroom kingdom is
the good parts

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: of australia

[nick]: hm

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the cooper

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: kingdom is like

[waluciano]: is the desert in

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the

[waluciano]: the middle

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: other ship

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: the sun

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: australia

[professor_toad]: that

[waluciano]: okay

[professor_toad]: tries to eat you every now and
then

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh yeah that's definitely in the bad
parts of australia

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: bad lance

[waluciano]: the giant

[professor_toad]: bad

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: if you will

[professor_toad]: lands

[waluciano]: ghost that can't follow you unless you're
not looking at it

[professor_toad]: hm

[nick]: hm shy

[waluciano]: okay yeah

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: everybody knows australia is known for shy
ghosts

[nick]: yep that's true

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: obviously

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i'm

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: here for it

[nick]: shy guys

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: need to go

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: two

[professor_toad]: out need to come out their show
once in a while

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: all right

[professor_toad]: got a hot take

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it was the easiest proof how to
take ever

[professor_toad]: indeed

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: thanks nick

[nick]: brow

[professor_toad]: check it out

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: hey chris

[professor_toad]: yes trust trust this is a trust
fall you need to fall into my

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: arms

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: willingly

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so many reasons i should say no
but all right

[professor_toad]: yeah

[professor_toad]: mario the mario universes

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: version of jurassic park island donkey kong
island

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: going to be yoshi's island

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: we can get there

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: but follow me

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[professor_toad]: this entire

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: time we've we've covered darn near every
character but we haven't talked about donkey cong

[professor_toad]: or ditty why is

[nick]: hm

[professor_toad]: that because

[waluciano]: a

[professor_toad]: exiles exiles on

[nick]: exellent

[professor_toad]: donkey kong island

[nick]: i mean donkey on tried to kill

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: maria with a barrel that's the whole

[professor_toad]: was

[nick]: genesis

[professor_toad]: his

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[professor_toad]: grand

[nick]: of

[professor_toad]: that

[nick]: these

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: was

[nick]: games

[professor_toad]: his grand look at look at wickopedia
that was his grandfather

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: cranky kong

[waluciano]: still

[nick]: was

[professor_toad]: not

[nick]: was

[professor_toad]: still

[nick]: that

[waluciano]: still

[nick]: cranky go

[professor_toad]: yes

[nick]: but

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[nick]: it wasn't it wasn't

[professor_toad]: his grandfather

[waluciano]: that's

[nick]: the game

[waluciano]: cranky kong

[nick]: wasn't the game called donkey cong

[waluciano]: the the game was called donkey kong

[professor_toad]: titles

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: but donkey

[professor_toad]: mantles

[waluciano]: donkey is a title

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i'm gonna

[professor_toad]: that said

[waluciano]: i guess

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: go ahead

[professor_toad]: that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and declare

[nick]: i don't know

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: shenanigans

[nick]: but that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: on that

[professor_toad]: that said

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: donkey kong since those games has been
has been positioned as as the protagonist is

[professor_toad]: the hero

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[professor_toad]: so sins of the father

[waluciano]: i

[professor_toad]: should

[waluciano]: think

[professor_toad]: not

[waluciano]: that's just

[professor_toad]: fall into the

[waluciano]: that's

[professor_toad]: sun

[waluciano]: a pr job

[professor_toad]: listen

[waluciano]: that's just a pr

[professor_toad]: listen

[waluciano]: job i'm sorry

[professor_toad]: no you are sorry you are sorry
and you're going to continue

[nick]: okay

[professor_toad]: to be

[waluciano]: i'm

[professor_toad]: sorry

[nick]: can

[waluciano]: sorry

[nick]: i can i can i permission to
read a sentence from licopedia

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: please please go ahead nick

[nick]: okay this is for the

[professor_toad]: m

[nick]: likopedia entry called donkey kong in brackets
video game donkey kong is

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: in nineteen eighty one ark platform

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: game released by intend its game play
maneuvers mario across platforms to ascend a construction

[nick]: site and rescue pauline from the giant
gorilla named donkey cong

[waluciano]: pauline oh my god he has another
woman on the side

[professor_toad]: somebody's sleeping in my bed

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: like

[nick]: so

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: how chris is not addressing the fact
that he

[waluciano]: of

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: blatantly

[waluciano]: course not

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: lied on this podcast

[professor_toad]: about

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: whose

[professor_toad]: what

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: cracky

[waluciano]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: calling

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: chris playing yourself

[nick]: ah

[professor_toad]: look i was also on wicapedia and
this sentence this version of the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: character persist and subsequent

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: subsequent

[nick]: skipped

[professor_toad]: games

[nick]: a lot

[professor_toad]: portray

[nick]: of stuff there

[professor_toad]: no i'm i'm going out to it
and subsequent

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: game

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: got us

[professor_toad]: mes portray the former

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: as cranky kong the latter's grandfather

[nick]: you skipped a lot of words there
man

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: i don't know what part of the
sentence

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: you're in

[professor_toad]: it's in the first it's in the
first paragraph of donkey i looked up donkey

[professor_toad]: con character period just donkey cong in
wikapedia

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's like you're reacting

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: like

[nick]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the military to make

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: your point true

[professor_toad]: this version of the character persist

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: is the main

[nick]: yah

[professor_toad]: one up to today that's where it
starts and then the nineteen eighty games donkey

[professor_toad]: cong and the modern

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: donkey can share the same

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: name the manual

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: for donkey cong country subsequent games portray
the former as cranky kong the latter's grandfather

[professor_toad]: grandfather

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: they're just trying to reckon that ship

[professor_toad]: well cranky is depicted as his father
donkey

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: calling

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: is considered one of the most

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: popular so that doesn't say anything and
i just says it there

[waluciano]: i'm sorry

[professor_toad]: go

[waluciano]: this is on the this is on
the fandomweeke

[professor_toad]: no

[waluciano]: which we all know this podcast is
sponsored

[professor_toad]: listen

[waluciano]: by

[professor_toad]: i'm sharing it in the chat

[waluciano]: he is the main antagonist of the
mario

[professor_toad]: ye

[waluciano]: versus donkey con

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: video

[professor_toad]: look at the

[waluciano]: games

[professor_toad]: chat here

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: how do you spell cranky

[professor_toad]: c r a

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: n k why

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: why is it why s it s

[professor_toad]: that's what it says here shared the
link

[waluciano]: it's so dumb right should

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: be k i agree

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: with you it should be

[nick]: m

[waluciano]: k

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: all right

[professor_toad]: in

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: withcpedia

[professor_toad]: the first the first paragraph craggy calling
is in bold

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: too

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: this a rankly cong

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: what

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah there's a wrinkle calling this crakykong's
wife

[professor_toad]: how

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: apparently

[professor_toad]: did

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: you get there that's that's that's

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[professor_toad]: that's

[waluciano]: god

[professor_toad]: that's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just

[professor_toad]: not

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: did a search for cranky and the
look

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: pet article

[professor_toad]: you're not you're not looking at intend
facto and i'm afraid wrinkly calm

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i'm looking

[waluciano]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: at wikapedia wicapedia number a lot of
us

[professor_toad]: i told you i just

[nick]: there's

[professor_toad]: shared

[nick]: a lot

[professor_toad]: the

[nick]: of kings

[professor_toad]: link with you

[nick]: there's a lot of kings

[professor_toad]: in this

[nick]: i

[professor_toad]: chat

[nick]: watched

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: i watched the t v show that
a bunch of cones

[professor_toad]: why aren't you looking at the thing
i shared

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[professor_toad]: ye

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: am looking at that

[nick]: oh yeah

[professor_toad]: why don't you see what i described

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not looking for that i'm looking for
a cranky com

[professor_toad]: it's right

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: there too

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah but i wasn't we're past that
now we're

[waluciano]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: talking about rinkleykong

[professor_toad]: okay okay fine ringley cong i'm here
for it what

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: which

[professor_toad]: the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: sounds

[professor_toad]: fun is

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: like a name

[waluciano]: what

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: for

[waluciano]: a name

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: donkeys pinus but we're

[professor_toad]: correct

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not going to talk about that

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: leave rinkleag alone she looks like she's
an elderly gorilla grandmother of donkey kong and

[professor_toad]: the wife of cranky

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: kong she's reading a book in the
in the google well she looks she looks

[professor_toad]: nice leave her alone

[nick]: what if mario is just trying to
have the family that donkey kong has

[professor_toad]: i could see

[nick]: now

[professor_toad]: that but

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i don't know how he's going to

[waluciano]: wait

[professor_toad]: make that

[waluciano]: what

[professor_toad]: happen

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: i don't know but

[waluciano]: but he's saving he starts by trying
to save a human woman from him

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: from

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: who

[nick]: but

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: donkey

[nick]: but all he has is his brother
you know

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right so and like honestly intends recon
donkey gong out of that scenario so maybe

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: maybe

[waluciano]: all right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay so i'm going to go with
this because the point of this is how

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: takes and i like where next set
so his first and condor with donkey cong

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: donkey can tries to murder him and
we don't know if mario provoked that incident

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: if he was

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you know doing something he shouldn't been
doing mario just showed up and assumed that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: he needed to save this one from
from the gorilla which frankly

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: is very upsetting if i'm honest you
can't just assume let's get past that he

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: saves the woman

[waluciano]: wow

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: notices that

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: donkey cong after he's done

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: his work on the day he is
able to go

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and hang with his family and mario
starts to realize that there's more to life

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: than saving women who frankly don't need

[professor_toad]: a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to be saved

[nick]: fixing

[professor_toad]: hm

[nick]: toilets

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and fixing toilets and he realized that
even though donkey

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: kong presented himself as an adversary

[nick]: yeah yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: really he is someone to be looked
up to and to aspire to because of

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: this family generrational family he has and
meanwhile mario doesn't nose mom as far as

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i understand i think the video games
depict mario being whisked

[nick]: yea

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: away when he's a kid

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to the bar um

[waluciano]: and

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: kingdom

[waluciano]: he was being carried by by a
stork

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: luigi yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: so they they don't got anybody with
themselves like brothers and that's it so i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: think that mario is just trying to
show donkey cong that he's good enough to

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: be part of donkey gongs family

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: i hadn't thought of that

[waluciano]: m oh

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: all right

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: i mean

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: okay

[professor_toad]: but what is family i think family
is more about the people that that take

[professor_toad]: us in and embrace us and put
aside our faults because they see something deeper

[professor_toad]: and greater in us and therefore we
all grow i think we should take a

[professor_toad]: moment to take care of ourselves

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: and each other

[professor_toad]: dis family

[waluciano]: now now when now when you say
take care of ourselves

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: i don't like it when you

[professor_toad]: that's

[waluciano]: say that

[professor_toad]: on you

[waluciano]: anymore

[professor_toad]: i was fully trying to

[waluciano]: no

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: it's

[professor_toad]: i

[waluciano]: that

[professor_toad]: was

[waluciano]: is

[professor_toad]: chatting

[waluciano]: that is your

[professor_toad]: no

[waluciano]: fault

[professor_toad]: i chatted jerry springer

[waluciano]: you started

[professor_toad]: jerry

[waluciano]: this

[professor_toad]: springer i chatted jerry

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: just

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: now and you failed

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[nick]: hot take

[waluciano]: m

[nick]: kinka rule villain

[professor_toad]: he

[nick]: from donkey gong is a

[professor_toad]: uh

[nick]: way cooler villain than bowser's

[professor_toad]: h oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: is he

[waluciano]: right

[professor_toad]: is he

[nick]: he's like an

[professor_toad]: a

[nick]: alligator

[professor_toad]: alligator

[nick]: he looks like

[professor_toad]: that's

[nick]: an

[professor_toad]: what

[nick]: ah or some kind of lizard yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: got a cape number one he's got
a cape okay baser does a cape

[waluciano]: yeah that alone

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: that's pimp that's pimping right there

[nick]: number two he's got a crown i
don't think bowser has a crown

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: he's a king where's this cronthat's kind

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: there's

[nick]: of weird

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: various depictions with baser

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: having a crown and not having a

[professor_toad]: i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: crown

[professor_toad]: tried

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[professor_toad]: to

[nick]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: believe

[professor_toad]: google king rule and all

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i got

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: was an english singer red head that's

[nick]: m

[professor_toad]: not what i was looking for

[nick]: sounds

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: like

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: r

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: o o l

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: so king kate rule consistently

[professor_toad]: thank you

[nick]: consistently has a crown

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: he looks he looks

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: boss

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: got

[nick]: number

[professor_toad]: authority

[nick]: three

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: instead of sealing people he just steals
a crystal coconut it's way better than

[professor_toad]: ah

[nick]: human trafficking

[professor_toad]: oh you know

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you do phrase a good point nick

[waluciano]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: basically the entire

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: mario universe is just a bunch of
human trafficking whether it's mario from earth the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: mushroom kingdom

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: or

[waluciano]: right

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: peach daisy

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: whoever it's all just very negative messaging
is what i'm getting out

[nick]: whereas you know king can't rule

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: is a bad guy but he's just
he's just taking a crystal coconut you know

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just want some money

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: can play s taking

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: from the one per centers and giving
back to the people

[nick]: exactly

[professor_toad]: the kingdom

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: his people

[waluciano]: man

[professor_toad]: the

[waluciano]: i for

[professor_toad]: kingdom

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ye

[professor_toad]: federal

[waluciano]: i forgot

[professor_toad]: budget

[waluciano]: about king rule

[professor_toad]: is not in the black

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[professor_toad]: and hasn't been for some time

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: got to balance those sheets

[nick]: i s my case

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: what is the last murder

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: the mario universe

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: doesn't take murder seriously

[nick]: because

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: well

[nick]: it's not murder

[waluciano]: that's not a hard take that's like
that's the coldest of all takes it does

[waluciano]: not we know

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no

[nick]: hot

[waluciano]: this

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: one's

[nick]: take

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: been

[nick]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: prosecuted

[waluciano]: hence the purge

[nick]: here you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: for

[nick]: go

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: murder

[nick]: there

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: you go hot take here

[professor_toad]: thank

[nick]: you go

[professor_toad]: you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right

[nick]: that's not murder why was it murder

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it

[waluciano]: right because murder is unlawful killing if
there is no laws

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: well i mean aside from that

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: uh h

[waluciano]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: he's got you there

[professor_toad]: i'm still

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no

[professor_toad]: processing

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: one if

[professor_toad]: go head

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no one presses charges

[professor_toad]: m

[nick]: if

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: there's

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no

[nick]: you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: police

[nick]: know if

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: force

[nick]: you

[waluciano]: it

[nick]: go

[waluciano]: doesn't

[nick]: to the butcher

[waluciano]: matter

[nick]: and the

[professor_toad]: a

[nick]: butcher kills the chicken to feed you
is that

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: murder

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: i

[waluciano]: i mean if the chicken was mentioned
maybe

[nick]: chickens

[professor_toad]: paid

[nick]: might

[professor_toad]: for

[nick]: be

[professor_toad]: that

[nick]: sentient

[professor_toad]: service so

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: chickens a hunderd percent cencio

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: okay

[waluciano]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: don't

[waluciano]: consint conscience

[nick]: conscience

[professor_toad]: conscience

[waluciano]: i don't know

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[waluciano]: conscious

[professor_toad]: this is almost like the

[waluciano]: but

[professor_toad]: lord of the flies

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: please pass

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yes

[professor_toad]: the conscience

[waluciano]: yah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: m yeah a

[waluciano]: h

[nick]: yeah not murder

[waluciano]: uh

[professor_toad]: m

[waluciano]: yeah i mean

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: like i said if

[professor_toad]: right

[waluciano]: it's not

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: unlawful it's not murder it's just killing

[nick]: ah that's a better way to put

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: uh

[waluciano]: m yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: i want

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: to get that on like a little
poster or something and

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yea

[nick]: put

[professor_toad]: my

[nick]: it up in my office

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not a lawful it's just

[waluciano]: you're

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: killing

[waluciano]: welcome

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: fine

[waluciano]: you're

[professor_toad]: we

[waluciano]: you're

[professor_toad]: put

[waluciano]: welcome

[professor_toad]: it on a shirt instead

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: wear that outside

[nick]: what is that to near

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: port

[professor_toad]: uh

[nick]: if you make it through

[professor_toad]: oh lord

[professor_toad]: what are mario's

[nick]: oh my god

[professor_toad]: oh no

[nick]: king rules nickname is crusher that's sick

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: so he

[nick]: a sick

[professor_toad]: so he's got

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: side income he spits he spits

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: bars

[nick]: no he's just really

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: he's just really good at kitty crush

[professor_toad]: god damn

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: i don't know

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: which i like more

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i'm here for it

[nick]: so i think he's a crocodile i
think canonically he's a crocodile

[waluciano]: fuck you

[professor_toad]: ye

[waluciano]: know he has a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: younger brother called ka limsey

[professor_toad]: uh

[nick]: that's good

[professor_toad]: uh

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: yeah mario just has martin luigi mario

[professor_toad]: o mario's shoes are made

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: of adam antium

[nick]: is that a hot take or you
just

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: pretending that would be cool

[professor_toad]: i'm trying to understand what his shoes
are made of that allows him to destroy

[professor_toad]: other beings by stamping on them

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: he's a plumber real steel to boots
so

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: doesn't need to be out of antium

[professor_toad]: well

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: there also mushrooms you ever stepped

[professor_toad]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: on a mushroom

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you don't feel on anything

[professor_toad]: not

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: one that had had

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: enough structure to walk

[nick]: yeah according to these people met

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: that's murder if you step on a
mushroom

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it's

[professor_toad]: you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not

[professor_toad]: know

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: murder it's just killing

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: we

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: who's these people

[professor_toad]: yeah and who are you referring

[nick]: ye

[professor_toad]: to when you say these people

[nick]: uh luciano

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: i just

[waluciano]: what

[nick]: yeah i just

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: say this

[waluciano]: work

[nick]: why not

[professor_toad]: that is the correct

[waluciano]: ye

[professor_toad]: answer

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: funk

[nick]: oh

[waluciano]: i was defending your point now fuck
you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[nick]: ye

[professor_toad]: i'm just starting ship

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: okay okay

[nick]: yes

[professor_toad]: we're

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[professor_toad]: missing something i don't i have

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[professor_toad]: an intendo hot

[nick]: ye

[professor_toad]: take but i think it's also known
furthermore it's not

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: wait a minute how far does now
it's a question

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: just say it honestly just sit

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: this is a great podcasthing

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: just

[professor_toad]: listen

[waluciano]: it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: let's

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: have the discourse

[professor_toad]: i don't

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: know where the line stops

[nick]: ye

[professor_toad]: when we

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: passed

[professor_toad]: think about

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it already with

[professor_toad]: now

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: your original

[professor_toad]: i'm formulating i'm formulating

[nick]: he's doing

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[professor_toad]: it

[nick]: he's

[professor_toad]: i'm

[nick]: doing

[professor_toad]: actually

[nick]: the thing

[professor_toad]: i don't know where the line stops
in terms of what we think of like

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: the map of the not even the
mushroom but the mario universe

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i don't know where it stops because
we have donkey cong we've

[nick]: ye

[professor_toad]: got the maros all three

[nick]: hm

[professor_toad]: of them um we've got i almost
want to

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[professor_toad]: say banjokazooi

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: and list kind of continues but where
does it stop i

[nick]: christ

[professor_toad]: can't see

[nick]: christopher columbus

[professor_toad]: okay

[nick]: yes got roosevelt you know

[professor_toad]: hm

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: the united states

[waluciano]: if we

[nick]: exist

[waluciano]: if we

[professor_toad]: yeah

[waluciano]: go to smash super smash brows then

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[waluciano]: all bets

[professor_toad]: see

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: my

[waluciano]: are off

[nick]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: but

[professor_toad]: even

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: super

[professor_toad]: riou

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: smash brows but super smash prose is
its own self contained thing

[professor_toad]: what

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: right it doesn't

[professor_toad]: but

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: exist

[professor_toad]: is it

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: in the

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: maria world

[nick]: mario

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: pretty sure

[nick]: exists in it

[professor_toad]: star fuck

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: sure

[professor_toad]: is also inside

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you said fox

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: star foot ox

[nick]: right

[waluciano]: i heard funks as well

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: starfoxfalco

[waluciano]: star folks

[professor_toad]: slippy

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: kidicoris

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i don't

[nick]: hm

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you're just literally naming the tenda

[nick]: hey

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: characters

[nick]: check this

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: at this

[nick]: out

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: point

[nick]: check this out

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: sonic

[professor_toad]: is also

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: in smash

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: shit

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not an intend character

[nick]: my

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: good work nick you really mixed

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it up

[professor_toad]: but

[nick]: but he's in the intendo game though

[professor_toad]: he came

[nick]: so

[professor_toad]: he came

[nick]: yes

[professor_toad]: to an intend country so

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: where where does the border stop

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: super

[professor_toad]: i think

[nick]: smash

[professor_toad]: it's

[nick]: brows is where the border stops

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: come on

[professor_toad]: does it i think it's an invasion

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: super smash process just mortal combat they
all get sent to an island then battled

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: it out for supreme

[professor_toad]: so who's so

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: one

[professor_toad]: who

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: person who

[professor_toad]: is

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: lives

[professor_toad]: shang

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: wins

[professor_toad]: son in super

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: smash brothers

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh my god there's like four thousand
characters and super smash brothers

[professor_toad]: but

[nick]: the hand

[professor_toad]: we only

[nick]: the glove

[professor_toad]: we only

[nick]: hand

[professor_toad]: need one

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i was goin

[nick]: the

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: to go

[nick]: glove

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: with

[nick]: the glove hand

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: the me

[professor_toad]: the

[nick]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: they're like the me

[professor_toad]: m

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: character

[professor_toad]: i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: m yeah i can

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ogan

[professor_toad]: i can

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: instructor

[nick]: yes

[professor_toad]: yoga instructor

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: yeah you don't play yoga instructor man

[professor_toad]: yeah

[nick]: i understand

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: m

[professor_toad]: i don't

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: hm

[professor_toad]: is that a wee

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: game

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no it's a character

[nick]: a character

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: in smash brothers

[professor_toad]: in smash brothers i need to know
what

[nick]: hm

[professor_toad]: this is

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: when i said there

[waluciano]: i

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: was little a billion i was being
a little facetious but it's like fifty people

[waluciano]: but not really yeah yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: cup heads in it

[waluciano]: that's the point where it's ridiculous yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: r croft

[nick]: snake solid snake

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i like big

[nick]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: daddy from like

[professor_toad]: adam saner

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: shock

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: move out in their mind

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: no no

[nick]: yeah they of sand the ruby they

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i don't

[nick]: got

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: think

[nick]: him

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i satheris in there

[professor_toad]: big daddy

[nick]: m

[professor_toad]: anyway that's sad so hot takes as
brothers is where is where mfunkers go to

[professor_toad]: like it's the last stop before you
go out to aster

[nick]: as the los vegas of video games

[professor_toad]: yeah there you

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: go

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: okay

[waluciano]: the atlantic city

[nick]: okay sure

[waluciano]: or video games

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: isn't there another isn't there another so
there's there's lost there's

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i

[professor_toad]: los vegas there's atlantic city isn't

[nick]: pacific

[professor_toad]: there a

[nick]: city

[professor_toad]: is it

[waluciano]: reno

[professor_toad]: reno

[nick]: oh

[professor_toad]: is the reno

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: of games

[waluciano]: i'm here

[nick]: yeah

[waluciano]: for that i'm

[professor_toad]: in

[waluciano]: here for that

[professor_toad]: where is pacific city by the way

[nick]: i made it up because

[professor_toad]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: uh

[nick]: of

[professor_toad]: well

[nick]: inland

[professor_toad]: great

[nick]: city

[waluciano]: in nick's

[professor_toad]: oh

[waluciano]: mind yeah i was going to say

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: uh

[waluciano]: in nick's mind yeah that's

[nick]: but

[waluciano]: where

[nick]: it

[waluciano]: it

[nick]: worked

[waluciano]: is

[nick]: so

[professor_toad]: yo

[nick]: there you go

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: h

[professor_toad]: it's sad

[waluciano]: good job nick

[professor_toad]: i just looked up the it's like
the the wee fit trainer is in is

[professor_toad]: an smash brothers bro

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: i'm sorry yeah sorry we fit trade
night er constructor

[nick]: yoga instructor

[professor_toad]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: my bet

[professor_toad]: i don't know i typed it in
i'm not trying to correct i am like

[professor_toad]: i googled

[nick]: yes

[professor_toad]: the yoga instructor smash brothers and

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: a

[professor_toad]: there's literally the

[nick]: ah

[professor_toad]: wee fit trainer

[waluciano]: a

[nick]: ye

[professor_toad]: who looks more human who has more
human proportions than darn near anyone else in

[professor_toad]: the character roster

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: i'm like

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: wow

[professor_toad]: wow this is what you're doing smash
brothers

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: not credos

[professor_toad]: cranosis

[nick]: correct

[professor_toad]: in it too

[nick]: no he's not at it

[professor_toad]: whoa what i meant in the smash
brothers game series it's messed

[waluciano]: i don't think sonia would allow that
to happen

[professor_toad]: i

[nick]: well

[professor_toad]: hope

[nick]: they

[professor_toad]: they

[nick]: have

[professor_toad]: don't

[nick]: their own fighter game that is hugely
unsuccessful

[professor_toad]: which is what

[waluciano]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: uh

[nick]: i don't remember what it's called but

[waluciano]: oh

[nick]: i know crates

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: wasn't it

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: son fighting game

[nick]: yeah so it's

[waluciano]: must

[nick]: like play station

[waluciano]: that

[nick]: brawlers

[waluciano]: sounds like

[nick]: or something

[waluciano]: garbage

[nick]: hold on i'll look it up

[professor_toad]: m crates was

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: idiot eh

[nick]: yes play

[waluciano]: ship

[nick]: station all star

[professor_toad]: m

[nick]: battle royal

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: is what it was called

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: it

[waluciano]: ikes

[nick]: had such characters as big daddy from
bio shock dante from devil may cry

[professor_toad]: oh boy

[nick]: jack both jack and dexter

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: obviously

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: credos was in it parapatherappa

[professor_toad]: no

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: not parapa twenty

[nick]: yep

[professor_toad]: twelve

[nick]: uh zoos

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah

[nick]: from god of war wasn't

[professor_toad]: uh

[nick]: it

[professor_toad]: huh

[nick]: both again both ratchet and clank and
some other people that probably we don't need

[nick]: to talk about

[professor_toad]: twisted metal clown i guess

[nick]: hm

[professor_toad]: nathan drake

[waluciano]: yeah

[professor_toad]: wow they don't when you look at
when you look at the setup and just

[professor_toad]: like that whole character sheet

[waluciano]: oh

[professor_toad]: they do not go together and sly
cooper is also there

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: what if that's the only characters you
have

[nick]: who else you gonna put

[professor_toad]: that

[nick]: in there

[professor_toad]: was that was that was the star

[waluciano]: my

[professor_toad]: the star

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: oh

[professor_toad]: of white the more you know

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: that was the sound for that

[waluciano]: yeah

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: if that's the only characters you have
that's kind of i don't know something is

[professor_toad]: just not yelling here

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[professor_toad]: sack boys here too and raiding from

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: metal gear

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: all right

[nick]: a

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: well well

[professor_toad]: i don't

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you

[professor_toad]: know

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: figure that out

[professor_toad]: no

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: chris i'm going to go ahead

[professor_toad]: ye

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and tell everybody they can direct their
complaints to the twitter account at

[nick]: eh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: your on cast or potentially

[nick]: eh oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: our email box that we can then
file directly into the garbage can

[professor_toad]: a

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: that's

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: your wrong cast

[nick]: yeah yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: at email dot com

[professor_toad]: uh

[nick]: yeah yeh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: we also have a website

[nick]: a

[professor_toad]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and that is w

[professor_toad]: really

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: w

[professor_toad]: do

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: w

[professor_toad]: they do what

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: dot

[professor_toad]: they thought

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: wrong cast dot c a we're not
springing for the calm it's too expensive

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: no

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: and frankly we don't need it nick
thank you for for

[professor_toad]: stick

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: joining us do

[nick]: any

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you

[nick]: time you lunatics

[professor_toad]: sorry

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: you have any

[professor_toad]: nick

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: parting shots

[professor_toad]: mario

[nick]: neck mario the third mario

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: thoughts

[nick]: brother yet

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: complaints

[professor_toad]: is your album dropping

[nick]: yes

[professor_toad]: nick mario

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: the third mario brother

[nick]: i don't know i'll leave that to
was a dank we say do was the

[nick]: musician king rule was

[professor_toad]: yes

[nick]: i don't know i'll leave

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: can

[nick]: that

[professor_toad]: yes

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: rule

[nick]: to

[waluciano]: ah

[nick]: the

[waluciano]: sure

[professor_toad]: crusher

[nick]: i'll leave that to them the profession

[professor_toad]: okay

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: crush

[professor_toad]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: as were okay

[nick]: yeah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: thank you you want to promote

[nick]: ah

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yourself or you want to be an
anonymous contributor to

[nick]: i like to

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: scenario

[nick]: contribute anonymously so

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: yeah

[nick]: if you enjoy it and you want
me to come back to keep these rascals

[nick]: in line just send an email to
the mail box that will go in the

[nick]: big

[professor_toad]: alas

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: we'll get it don't worry

[waluciano]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: all right

[waluciano]: no

[professor_toad]: oh

[nick]: oh

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: anyway thank you for now i'm mad

[waluciano]: i'm luciano

[professor_toad]: i'm sure that

[nick]: yeah

[professor_toad]: intus peach and cuba need to be
changing them sheets after all that activity

[mmoohhppeettt_whrangeleheluuurrr]: ah done here

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