85. Tag-team Battle Royale: Christmas vs. Hanukkah
[magistrate]: hello and welcome to an extra special
episode of the wrong podcast this week we
[magistrate]: mark our
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: second holiday
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[magistrate]: episode and
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[magistrate]: we're really stepping up our game we're
tackling the issues the hard issues head on
[magistrate]: as it were we are conducting a
bell
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[magistrate]: royal and it is the ultimate holiday
season battle royal it is
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[magistrate]: christmas versus
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[magistrate]: honica
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[magistrate]: a
[spinner]: oh god
[magistrate]: it's happening um
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: the battle eve all been waiting
[magistrate]: to
[spinner]: for
[magistrate]: do this properly we have established teams
you really need to have a team attacking
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: match as it were
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: two properly understand who the winner of
the spell rail is going to be so
[spinner]: i kill
[magistrate]: in one corner wearing the blue and
white trunks we have hailing from
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[magistrate]: home of the ten commandments which is
weird mount
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[magistrate]: sinai luciano
[spinner]: and
[magistrate]: his partner
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: hailing from the home of the world's
most expensive dratal more or less
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[magistrate]: cline york
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[magistrate]: spencer
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[magistrate]: these two combined to create the jew
crew
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[mattward]: good
[spinner]: crew
[cobra]: hello
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: hello
[spinner]: shall
[magistrate]: oh
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: just going with the lord denard's
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: name in v from the get
[magistrate]: yea
[cobra]: go i like this
[spinner]: from the start how
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: we do it we from the tribe
do
[magistrate]: i
[spinner]: it
[magistrate]: love it
[spinner]: the
[magistrate]: this
[spinner]: jew
[magistrate]: is
[spinner]: crew
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: this is great
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: just
[cobra]: a
[magistrate]: in case you haven't noticed i will
not be participating in
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: this tragedy of a podcast i will
be officiating
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: it
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: but don't worry to make it this
is the least
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: amount confusing is possible we've brought a
very special guest with us he
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: will
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: be representing christmas
[spinner]: my
[magistrate]: along with chris but first let me
give them their proper
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: due introductions
[spinner]: ah
[mattward]: yeah oh
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: we have
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: from
[mattward]: ye
[magistrate]: what he claims
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: it
[magistrate]: it's
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: the home of the sleeping giant this
is actually factual thunder bay don't know
[spinner]: a
[magistrate]: if that's actual chris from thunder bay
i guess now
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: m
[spinner]: boo
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: his
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: his
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: partner
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: we got another map because it would
be
[spinner]: at
[magistrate]: too confusing otherwise this matt though
[spinner]: no
[magistrate]: is from the birthplace of jesus the
back streets and barnyards of bethlehem
[mattward]: higdelyhop
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: neighbors
[spinner]: h
[cobra]: act actually
[magistrate]: other mat
[cobra]: jesus was born
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: in nazareth
[spinner]: h
[mattward]: i
[magistrate]: who knows
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: sent
[magistrate]: wait
[mattward]: listen
[magistrate]: wait wait the bethlehem brawlers
[spinner]: so
[magistrate]: here
[cobra]: he
[magistrate]: to defend christmas
[macho_kringle]: that to
[mattward]: there we go i'm
[spinner]: to
[mattward]: in
[spinner]: defend
[mattward]: to it
[spinner]: christmas from the jews
[magistrate]: ah
[spinner]: the war on christmas
[mattward]: m
[spinner]: has begun officially
[cobra]: yes
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: yes
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: more
[macho_kringle]: mad
[mattward]: like
[macho_kringle]: i
[mattward]: a
[macho_kringle]: hear
[mattward]: skirmish
[macho_kringle]: a lot of i hear a lot
of talking
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: but i don't see any wrastling
[mattward]: m
[spinner]: oh you just wait
[cobra]: yes
[mattward]: ay
[magistrate]: so
[spinner]: the wrastling just begun
[macho_kringle]: h oh
[magistrate]: other
[macho_kringle]: let
[magistrate]: than
[macho_kringle]: me out
[magistrate]: other
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: than that being
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: the worst introduction of all
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: time
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: i'm prepared to ask you a series
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: of questions
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: designed to test
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: and solve
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: watch better honor christmas
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: these have been scientifically researched to
[macho_kringle]: at
[magistrate]: cut to the core depth of which
one is better
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: m
[spinner]: god damn
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: right
[macho_kringle]: shut
[magistrate]: yeah you're
[macho_kringle]: up
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: or wrap
[spinner]: i
[macho_kringle]: my
[spinner]: like
[macho_kringle]: hands
[spinner]: i like
[macho_kringle]: around your neck figuratively
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: i like
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: that matt turned his enthusiasm from me
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: one to one point five for that
introduction
[magistrate]: you're welcome
[macho_kringle]: he did
[spinner]: and
[cobra]: did
[mattward]: it was
[cobra]: he
[mattward]: intense
[spinner]: i respect
[cobra]: did
[spinner]: it
[cobra]: because i didn't
[macho_kringle]: ah
[cobra]: notice
[spinner]: i
[magistrate]: i'm a professional shut up
[mattward]: men gen over
[spinner]: i
[mattward]: here
[cobra]: it's not
[spinner]: thought
[cobra]: it's
[spinner]: he was
[cobra]: not
[spinner]: going to
[cobra]: really
[spinner]: be like
[mattward]: a
[magistrate]: by god
[spinner]: i thought
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: a
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: ah
[spinner]: i though
[macho_kringle]: h
[cobra]: that's
[spinner]: a gon be
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: like come in
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: or red
[magistrate]: uh
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: corner
[cobra]: ah
[spinner]: little
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: it
[mattward]: you
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: was like
[mattward]: can't do the
[magistrate]: fix
[cobra]: it's
[magistrate]: it
[cobra]: like
[magistrate]: and
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: post
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: it
[cobra]: with
[magistrate]: will
[cobra]: matt
[magistrate]: be fine
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: with matt it's not like let's get
ready to rumble it's more like are you
[cobra]: ready for a walk let's go for
a walk
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: are
[magistrate]: i'm
[mattward]: we're
[spinner]: you
[mattward]: going
[spinner]: ready
[mattward]: to do
[spinner]: for
[mattward]: something
[spinner]: a
[macho_kringle]: brisk
[magistrate]: i'm professional
[macho_kringle]: rock
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: brisk
[spinner]: are you ready for a tit
[magistrate]: you ready
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: for a boon
[cobra]: a space
[magistrate]: dog
[cobra]: are you
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: ready for a
[spinner]: boon
[cobra]: pack
[spinner]: dog
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: you're ready for
[magistrate]: put
[macho_kringle]: a
[magistrate]: your
[macho_kringle]: curfuffle
[magistrate]: dukes
[spinner]: really
[magistrate]: up and let's
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: go yes
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: thank
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: you chris
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: let's get
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: to the first question let's not wasting
more time how poor an
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: introduction and let's focus
[macho_kringle]: indeed
[magistrate]: on
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: how badly
[macho_kringle]: we
[magistrate]: you
[macho_kringle]: believe
[magistrate]: are going
[macho_kringle]: in
[magistrate]: to
[macho_kringle]: you though
[magistrate]: pass off large
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[magistrate]: sections
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: of the human race
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: that's how we do it
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: all
[magistrate]: yah
[cobra]: why
[mattward]: right
[cobra]: came here for
[magistrate]: h
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: part
[spinner]: ah
[magistrate]: first question
[macho_kringle]: participation
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: you
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: need to
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: explain your holiday to us and because
nothing is simple in this podcast you need
[magistrate]: to do it by picking
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: a samuel jackson movie
[macho_kringle]: ah
[magistrate]: using that to explain
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: honi
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: or christmas
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: sam jackson has lots of options
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: i want
[spinner]: yep
[magistrate]: someone who
[spinner]: yep
[magistrate]: had a lot of library to give
um in the interest of picking
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: somebody randomly
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: i
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: am going
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: to pick ethlahambralos
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: because
[spinner]: oh perfect
[magistrate]: it is alphabetically
[cobra]: yeah let
[magistrate]: first
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: and
[cobra]: also
[magistrate]: christmas
[cobra]: let the
[magistrate]: is
[cobra]: goyim
[magistrate]: easy
[cobra]: go first let the go
[mattward]: all
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: right
[cobra]: go first
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: all right
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: i've got one
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: in mind
[magistrate]: do you want to confer
[macho_kringle]: what do
[magistrate]: with
[macho_kringle]: you
[magistrate]: your
[macho_kringle]: got
[magistrate]: partner
[spinner]: the
[mattward]: yeah what
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: do you what i'm thinking like
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: hate flat
[macho_kringle]: hateful
[mattward]: is a good
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: way
[macho_kringle]: okay
[spinner]: you stole
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: that from
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: us
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: uh
[cobra]: that's that's
[mattward]: i
[cobra]: sort
[spinner]: uh
[mattward]: mean
[cobra]: of what
[magistrate]: yeah oh
[spinner]: that's
[macho_kringle]: dave
[spinner]: a hoak movie
[macho_kringle]: you only say
[mattward]: you're
[macho_kringle]: where about
[mattward]: talking
[macho_kringle]: the
[mattward]: about
[macho_kringle]: field is this w sit the fun
down
[spinner]: ah
[magistrate]: you
[cobra]: hateful
[macho_kringle]: and wait to
[cobra]: ladies
[macho_kringle]: turn
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: a hunted movie might be
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: my favorite
[spinner]: i
[cobra]: quote
[spinner]: uh
[cobra]: time
[macho_kringle]: hateful
[spinner]: uh yeah
[macho_kringle]: nica
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: it
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: hold on
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: hear me out
[magistrate]: right
[mattward]: hear me
[magistrate]: show
[mattward]: out
[magistrate]: your work
[cobra]: oh god
[mattward]: we
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: it's it's a
[cobra]: as
[mattward]: movie that kind of started
[spinner]: that
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: out very
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: jewish
[spinner]: we
[mattward]: ish
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: and then eventually we took
[magistrate]: ah
[mattward]: it over
[magistrate]: wow
[mattward]: there's a lot of white guys in
it lot of random white christian dudes that
[mattward]: he shows up with
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: all angry
[macho_kringle]: ah
[spinner]: with guns
[mattward]: way guns and cold there's
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: a lot of snow i didn't really
watch
[spinner]: m
[mattward]: this movie that's about as far as
i got
[macho_kringle]: ah
[mattward]: but i
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: do
[cobra]: so you
[mattward]: there's
[cobra]: just wanted
[mattward]: talking
[cobra]: to steal the hateful
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: aid from us is what you're saying
[mattward]: there was a lot
[spinner]: there
[mattward]: of wooden
[spinner]: was a
[mattward]: chairs which reminds me a lot of
church they were
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: sitting in a bar
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: which
[spinner]: i
[mattward]: we have a lot
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: of wine when we do mass like
follow me on this
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: here there's talking
[spinner]: okay
[mattward]: there's
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: usually only
[magistrate]: ah
[mattward]: one black guy it i think there's
not really that much there that sounds like
[mattward]: you know most of the christmases in
the churches that i went to you
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: know
[macho_kringle]: brother eliza
[cobra]: i
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: mean if you want
[macho_kringle]: brother
[cobra]: it
[macho_kringle]: eliza
[cobra]: if you went to the same jackson
movie that had a church
[mattward]: right
[cobra]: in it you should have picked kingsman
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: at that same jackson
[macho_kringle]: let
[spinner]: too
[mattward]: i
[macho_kringle]: us
[mattward]: don't
[spinner]: late
[mattward]: think
[macho_kringle]: let
[mattward]: you
[macho_kringle]: us
[mattward]: mees
[macho_kringle]: lay this
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: found dashin in
[mattward]: ye
[macho_kringle]: we're
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: gonna
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: let you poke holes
[cobra]: yeah it
[macho_kringle]: in
[cobra]: is
[macho_kringle]: this
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: to be fair they're not locked
[spinner]: i
[magistrate]: into hayflay he's just conferring with his
partner maybe there's another option
[cobra]: fair
[magistrate]: they
[cobra]: enough
[magistrate]: want to they
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: want
[cobra]: fair
[magistrate]: to lay
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: what
[cobra]: enough
[magistrate]: out
[mattward]: other
[magistrate]: here
[mattward]: options we got
[macho_kringle]: snakes
[mattward]: snakes
[macho_kringle]: on
[mattward]: on
[macho_kringle]: the
[mattward]: a plane
[macho_kringle]: plane
[magistrate]: shore you work
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: yes okay
[macho_kringle]: several people bored a plane
[mattward]: a
[spinner]: or
[macho_kringle]: hoping to reach their destination
[spinner]: thank dein
[macho_kringle]: but what's this
[spinner]: i
[macho_kringle]: whoa and turmoil on the plane thus
christmas saved everyone because i'm tired of this
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: by the fucking sex all this mother
fucking plane
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: i
[magistrate]: chris
[macho_kringle]: yield
[mattward]: i mean
[macho_kringle]: my time
[magistrate]: chris
[macho_kringle]: and i'm conferring
[magistrate]: did
[macho_kringle]: with
[magistrate]: you
[macho_kringle]: him
[magistrate]: did you pick that answer just so
you could say that
[cobra]: of course
[macho_kringle]: no
[cobra]: it did
[macho_kringle]: actually i wanted
[magistrate]: m
[macho_kringle]: to see
[cobra]: wouldn't
[macho_kringle]: how i could
[cobra]: you
[macho_kringle]: get from from the beginning
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: of
[magistrate]: m
[macho_kringle]: i wanted to see how i could
[spinner]: i wanted
[macho_kringle]: turn
[spinner]: to
[macho_kringle]: it
[spinner]: how
[macho_kringle]: into christmas
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: yes
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: but like we were interesting as soon
as we said at the same time so
[macho_kringle]: we kind of have committed although we've
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: conferenced each other
[magistrate]: okay
[macho_kringle]: to say that
[mattward]: well i mean
[spinner]: well
[mattward]: what else could could we throw up
one other idea here maybe like i guess
[spinner]: oh just say all the movies
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: avengers end game
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: a
[macho_kringle]: hum
[mattward]: spectacle
[cobra]: to
[mattward]: sells
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: a lot
[cobra]: fuck
[mattward]: of toys
[spinner]: so i
[macho_kringle]: does
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: they're
[magistrate]: this
[mattward]: every
[cobra]: stealing
[macho_kringle]: it
[magistrate]: is
[cobra]: all of our movies
[magistrate]: excuse
[cobra]: what the fuck
[magistrate]: me
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: sir it is not your turn
[spinner]: ah you can't
[mattward]: you know
[spinner]: steal all the movies
[macho_kringle]: well we
[mattward]: that's
[spinner]: he only has so many
[macho_kringle]: what
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: new
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: he only has nine hundred films
[macho_kringle]: listen
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: we could we could jab
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: pope
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: fiction into this conversational stocking
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: yah
[macho_kringle]: if you will so
[spinner]: i swear
[mattward]: i'm
[spinner]: to god
[mattward]: just supposed
[magistrate]: so
[macho_kringle]: we could
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: all
[cobra]: hebrew
[mattward]: right
[cobra]: mother fucker do you speak it
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: i got
[magistrate]: um
[macho_kringle]: a blue royal
[magistrate]: m
[macho_kringle]: right here
[magistrate]: what
[mattward]: uh
[macho_kringle]: in this knuckle
[magistrate]: what
[macho_kringle]: sandwich
[mattward]: h
[magistrate]: what
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: are you guys picking here we gotta
go
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: what is your official
[mattward]: know what
[magistrate]: bethlehem brawlers approved choice
[mattward]: chris what do you think i think
end game is probably like the avengers can
[mattward]: we say the series because that works
on a whole it's sponsored
[spinner]: so
[mattward]: by disney it
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: sells a lot of toys
[magistrate]: i mean
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: like i want to be
[mattward]: people
[magistrate]: liberal
[mattward]: get
[magistrate]: about
[mattward]: toxic
[magistrate]: this but
[mattward]: as ship around it so you know
i think that
[magistrate]: christmas
[mattward]: works
[magistrate]: is only one day a year so
one movie
[mattward]: one movie so
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: which one best represents the toxicity of
that i don't know
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: commercialism
[magistrate]: i would
[cobra]: king's
[magistrate]: say the
[cobra]: man
[magistrate]: last
[mattward]: applying
[magistrate]: one
[mattward]: commercionalism
[cobra]: kings
[magistrate]: the last
[cobra]: ban
[magistrate]: one does a great job and margualizes
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: women at one point
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: yeah i
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: think
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: i think and game i want to
lock that one in what are you thinking
[macho_kringle]: i'm afraid we're about to paint ourselves
into a corner
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: m
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: truthfully speaking but why not
[magistrate]: m
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: a green
[macho_kringle]: see
[spinner]: m
[macho_kringle]: what
[magistrate]: and
[macho_kringle]: the
[magistrate]: red
[macho_kringle]: fuck
[magistrate]: corner
[macho_kringle]: happens
[magistrate]: okay green and
[mattward]: ah
[magistrate]: red corner painted into excellent answer
[mattward]: ah
[spinner]: excellent
[magistrate]: as an unbiased
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: judge that was an answer
[macho_kringle]: eh oh
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: you crew
[mattward]: no
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: what
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: do you got
[cobra]: hear me out
[spinner]: all
[cobra]: spencer
[spinner]: right
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: hear me out
[spinner]: okay let's talk this through let's talk
this through yet
[cobra]: um
[macho_kringle]: ah
[cobra]: a tack of the clones or
[spinner]: oh okay
[cobra]: return of the jet because it's a
festival of light
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: sabers
[spinner]: light
[magistrate]: sorry he was not
[spinner]: he
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: in
[spinner]: was
[magistrate]: return
[spinner]: not in
[magistrate]: of
[spinner]: return
[magistrate]: the jet
[spinner]: of the jet
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: now return to jed
[macho_kringle]: uh
[cobra]: revenge
[mattward]: that
[cobra]: of the sith sorry
[spinner]: revenge
[magistrate]: thank you
[spinner]: of
[cobra]: revenge
[spinner]: the smith
[cobra]: of the
[macho_kringle]: uh
[cobra]: sithyeah
[mattward]: so i was oda
[cobra]: yeah okay let's not go there
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: and
[cobra]: let's
[macho_kringle]: yet here we are
[magistrate]: there's
[cobra]: i
[magistrate]: another cat
[cobra]: i didn't even mention palpatin in this
yet
[magistrate]: there's there's another
[spinner]: hm
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: car
[mattward]: the
[magistrate]: there's another question category
[cobra]: a
[magistrate]: later on that you might be able
to use these people and
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: so
[cobra]: okay
[magistrate]: don't worry
[cobra]: anyway it's a
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: festival of light sabers it has to
be
[spinner]: that
[cobra]: a techteclones because that's the one that
has the most
[mattward]: a
[cobra]: light sabers
[spinner]: now that is not that
[macho_kringle]: ah
[cobra]: okay
[spinner]: now i will say my first thought
was the movie hard eight which i've i
[spinner]: don't even know hat's about but it's
called hard eight
[mattward]: i think
[spinner]: which
[mattward]: you've
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: been
[spinner]: plays
[mattward]: watching too much
[spinner]: plays
[mattward]: for
[spinner]: right into
[macho_kringle]: horn
[spinner]: a night of
[macho_kringle]: sounds
[spinner]: honicas
[macho_kringle]: like something we might find on
[mattward]: sounds
[macho_kringle]: a
[mattward]: a good
[macho_kringle]: salacious
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: h
[mattward]: sounds like a dirty
[cobra]: h
[macho_kringle]: hanno
[mattward]: version of the hatefully
[cobra]: m
[macho_kringle]: you know oh
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: a
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: turn that down
[macho_kringle]: oh wow
[mattward]: ah
[spinner]: but i do think that
[macho_kringle]: viceral
[spinner]: the best movie that incapsolates honica might
be the movie glorious bastards
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: because what's more jewish than killing hitler
[mattward]: is he
[cobra]: okay
[mattward]: in that
[spinner]: he
[magistrate]: we
[spinner]: is a narrator sir
[mattward]: that's
[cobra]: that's right
[mattward]: right
[cobra]: he is the narrator
[mattward]: that's
[cobra]: ah
[mattward]: right
[spinner]: right
[cobra]: so
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: thought i had thought
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: of and game because i'm inert and
i actually know what hank is about which
[cobra]: is not that common and
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: the whole kab thing
[spinner]: my
[cobra]: might might but they stole it so
fucking
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: hateful
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: eight since they didn't use it
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: ah
[spinner]: yes
[cobra]: that is
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: that is a
[mattward]: ah
[cobra]: well
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: too
[magistrate]: can
[cobra]: much
[magistrate]: you
[cobra]: death
[magistrate]: can
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: you work the
[cobra]: hanka
[magistrate]: oil
[cobra]: doesn't have as
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: much
[magistrate]: into
[cobra]: as
[magistrate]: that
[spinner]: can
[macho_kringle]: you
[spinner]: we work oil into
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: this
[macho_kringle]: use the oil
[cobra]: why do you want you want to
make it like a corn hop movie
[magistrate]: no no
[cobra]: is
[magistrate]: but
[cobra]: that
[magistrate]: i just like
[macho_kringle]: you
[magistrate]: the idea
[macho_kringle]: went there
[magistrate]: the oil is only
[macho_kringle]: i did
[magistrate]: supposed
[macho_kringle]: not
[magistrate]: to last
[cobra]: i know
[magistrate]: one night
[cobra]: i know
[magistrate]: and at last
[cobra]: i
[magistrate]: eight
[cobra]: know
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: so eight
[cobra]: i know
[magistrate]: sex parties
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: i guess with the port
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: angle
[cobra]: uh
[magistrate]: instead of
[macho_kringle]: it writes
[magistrate]: one sex
[mattward]: you
[macho_kringle]: itself
[mattward]: can
[magistrate]: party
[mattward]: make an are
[macho_kringle]: it writes
[cobra]: uh
[macho_kringle]: itself
[mattward]: you can you can make an argument
for paul fiction because that's
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: one hell of a jerry girl he's
rocking in that that is
[spinner]: that's
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: true
[cobra]: you
[mattward]: and
[cobra]: could
[mattward]: that
[cobra]: you
[mattward]: just
[cobra]: could
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: light
[mattward]: keeps going
[cobra]: you could light eight days worth of
candles with that jerry carl for sure
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: man
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: ah now
[cobra]: i don't know
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: i think
[mattward]: a
[macho_kringle]: that's
[cobra]: i'm
[macho_kringle]: rect
[cobra]: gonna go ahead
[spinner]: now you go ahead i'm leading towards
inglorious bastards
[macho_kringle]: okay
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: because there were
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: eleven bastards in the
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: inglorious bastards the crew
[cobra]: j
[spinner]: but there were eight jewish ones come
on
[cobra]: is that true
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: that is a fact
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: okay then it's
[mattward]: i
[cobra]: locked
[mattward]: see you
[cobra]: in
[mattward]: looking at your phone did you look
that fact up because
[spinner]: i looked it up son i'm a
professional
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: now i think i think there's no
discussion then
[magistrate]: so
[cobra]: it has
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: to be
[spinner]: exactly
[magistrate]: so
[spinner]: so the story is about how eight
jewish
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: people
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: who were supposed to be killed by
the nazis did not they
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: lasted much
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: like the oil and
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: the candle
[cobra]: they
[spinner]: they
[cobra]: were
[spinner]: lasted throughout the war
[cobra]: they were supposed
[spinner]: they were supposed
[cobra]: to
[spinner]: to
[cobra]: kill
[spinner]: be nuff out
[cobra]: they were supposed
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: to spend three days killing notes and
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: they spent eight
[spinner]: spent
[cobra]: the
[spinner]: it
[cobra]: with the same rations
[spinner]: right and much like the jewish minora
they killed hitler
[cobra]: what
[mattward]: what
[spinner]: that's how
[mattward]: the
[spinner]: he died
[mattward]: jewish
[spinner]: suicide
[mattward]: the jewish from
[spinner]: by
[mattward]: new
[spinner]: minora
[mattward]: range put pianura
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: there you
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: go
[spinner]: that's a little
[mattward]: okay
[spinner]: unknown fact but yes
[magistrate]: it
[spinner]: i think that is fair
[cobra]: i think
[spinner]: to say
[cobra]: yeah i think
[magistrate]: an
[cobra]: it's it's the lock in answer then
[magistrate]: i'm here for this can you explain
to me how the jew bear relates
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: to
[spinner]: yes
[magistrate]: honica yeah
[spinner]: so
[cobra]: is so do you know how how
lighting
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: the candles
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: works you have
[magistrate]: absolutely
[cobra]: you light
[magistrate]: not
[cobra]: one candle
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: you light one
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: candle and then you
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: use that to light
[spinner]: i
[cobra]: each of the
[spinner]: others
[cobra]: other candles
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: one per day the jewish bear is
the smash he is the one that lights
[cobra]: all of the other
[spinner]: he's the main candle that's
[cobra]: exactly
[spinner]: the middle one
[cobra]: exactly
[mattward]: the
[cobra]: well
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: it depends on the hank but let's
not get into technical
[magistrate]: so
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: the
[mattward]: i love i love this explanation it's
like you light candles and you bring them
[mattward]: up to the other ones and the
other ones just to guide the jewish bear
[mattward]: that's who he is
[magistrate]: okay to
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: that's
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: literally
[magistrate]: two
[spinner]: now the
[mattward]: what
[spinner]: main
[mattward]: it's
[spinner]: one is the jewish bear
[magistrate]: to
[cobra]: the main
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: one yeah
[magistrate]: so
[mattward]: so
[magistrate]: the
[mattward]: if
[magistrate]: jew
[mattward]: i follow
[magistrate]: bear
[mattward]: you
[spinner]: so i call
[mattward]: he's lit on fire
[cobra]: the
[magistrate]: just want to
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: like
[cobra]: new bear sounds like a slur
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: that's what
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: you call it that's what
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: they call him in the movie
[cobra]: i
[magistrate]: don't
[cobra]: know
[magistrate]: get bat of
[cobra]: it
[macho_kringle]: true
[magistrate]: me
[cobra]: just
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: sounds bad
[magistrate]: so the jew bear
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: represents
[spinner]: i
[magistrate]: he's the first one to kill a
nazi and then they
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: basically use him to kill
[cobra]: he
[magistrate]: all
[cobra]: inspires
[magistrate]: the other notes
[cobra]: he
[spinner]: fire
[cobra]: inspires
[mattward]: okay
[cobra]: the other ones
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: he inspires the other ones to keep
on killing that's
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: what he
[spinner]: igniting
[cobra]: does
[spinner]: the
[macho_kringle]: yes
[spinner]: flame within them
[magistrate]: m
[cobra]: exactly
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: okay
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: well excellent
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: answer if i had to award
[spinner]: i
[magistrate]: points
[spinner]: had
[magistrate]: which i wouldn't because i'm unbiased honica
crushed christmas in this category but who knows
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: what
[spinner]: yes
[magistrate]: happened
[spinner]: no you have to decide that's your
job
[macho_kringle]: yes
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: it's a it's a close scoring
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: sheet you'll find out at the end
of the episode
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: okay
[magistrate]: you don't
[macho_kringle]: until
[magistrate]: know that you won that first category
[spinner]: but we did
[macho_kringle]: until until mat
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: looks underneath
[mattward]: at
[macho_kringle]: his his keyboard and finds a neatly
wrapped envelope with a present in set to
[macho_kringle]: tip the scales
[cobra]: i mean
[mattward]: to
[spinner]: no
[cobra]: if
[spinner]: i
[cobra]: if
[spinner]: took
[cobra]: anybody
[spinner]: that money
[cobra]: is going to bribe anybody come on
[spinner]: yeah exactly
[macho_kringle]: but
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: and
[macho_kringle]: yet
[spinner]: we took that money
[macho_kringle]: but yet that was a
[spinner]: we
[macho_kringle]: trick
[spinner]: re
[macho_kringle]: i thought
[spinner]: we
[macho_kringle]: i
[spinner]: relaveled
[macho_kringle]: already thought
[magistrate]: right
[spinner]: it
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: i thought of that already i then
mowed him nice
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: try
[spinner]: no we saw you we saw your
bribe and it said from the bethlehem brawlers
[macho_kringle]: no
[spinner]: and we just eked out that and
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: wrote actually from jew crew
[macho_kringle]: the envelope
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: so
[macho_kringle]: was empty spencer your folly was
[cobra]: we
[macho_kringle]: in
[cobra]: just
[macho_kringle]: vain
[cobra]: we just we just raised the brawlers
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: and came from
[macho_kringle]: you
[cobra]: bethlehem
[macho_kringle]: put so
[cobra]: he
[macho_kringle]: much
[cobra]: was
[macho_kringle]: energy
[cobra]: assuming
[spinner]: so
[macho_kringle]: into
[spinner]: much
[macho_kringle]: an
[cobra]: from
[macho_kringle]: empty
[cobra]: israel
[macho_kringle]: envelope i just told
[spinner]: i
[macho_kringle]: you
[spinner]: just told
[macho_kringle]: i
[spinner]: you
[macho_kringle]: wired him
[spinner]: i
[macho_kringle]: fundsdigitally
[mattward]: i'm literally
[spinner]: oh really
[mattward]: just still trying to
[spinner]: who
[mattward]: remember
[spinner]: do you
[mattward]: his samuel
[spinner]: you
[mattward]: jackson movies like
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: i'm just
[spinner]: you
[mattward]: riding
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: chris you wired him money
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: through the bank
[macho_kringle]: no bro
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: art play
[macho_kringle]: no
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: no
[mattward]: okay
[macho_kringle]: no i said digitively
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: i didn't say you through which chattel
[spinner]: i said
[macho_kringle]: my
[spinner]: i
[macho_kringle]: friend
[spinner]: sent him crypto currency mother fuckeryou
[macho_kringle]: seasons
[spinner]: know what have
[mattward]: we
[spinner]: that yet
[macho_kringle]: seasons
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: beatings
[magistrate]: sorry
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: were believe
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: my friend
[magistrate]: sorry spencer you sent me nothing some
worthless
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: no no
[magistrate]: coin
[cobra]: o
[mattward]: set to it
[macho_kringle]: because he looked inside the envelope and
he saw
[magistrate]: moving
[mattward]: he
[macho_kringle]: there
[mattward]: sent
[macho_kringle]: was
[magistrate]: on
[mattward]: you
[macho_kringle]: nothing
[mattward]: crippling
[cobra]: we sent
[mattward]: debt
[macho_kringle]: but a picture
[cobra]: we
[macho_kringle]: of your
[cobra]: sent
[macho_kringle]: dick
[cobra]: you
[macho_kringle]: spencer
[magistrate]: move on
[cobra]: now we
[magistrate]: when
[cobra]: sent
[magistrate]: i talk about
[cobra]: you
[magistrate]: spencer's
[cobra]: we sent
[magistrate]: dick
[cobra]: you the bribe on bridal coin
[mattward]: m
[magistrate]: i
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: hate that joke and i'm going to
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: raise it later
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: never happened moving on yeah
[spinner]: you say dratlcoin
[cobra]: yes
[spinner]: oh god
[magistrate]: moving on listen
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: i hope you all
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: did your home work sounds like somebody
didn't
[spinner]: obviously
[magistrate]: can you tell me why and this
question will fluctuate depending on which side you're
[magistrate]: presenting but
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: they need to replace hercules hercules can't
get it done someone else needs to do
[magistrate]: his ten feats so tell
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: me
[cobra]: at twelve
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: sorry twelve feet just thank you
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: so tell me why santa
[spinner]: who didn't do his research
[magistrate]: on the christmas side of it
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: or halkaharry on the hare
[spinner]: there
[magistrate]: side of it would be a better
choice
[cobra]: do
[spinner]: does it
[magistrate]: to complete the
[cobra]: oh no
[magistrate]: twelve feats of hercules
[spinner]: does it have
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: to be
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: honacaharry
[magistrate]: ah
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: can it
[macho_kringle]: choose
[spinner]: be moses
[magistrate]: he
[macho_kringle]: choose
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: thine champion
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: wisely
[magistrate]: he is the most
[spinner]: yes
[macho_kringle]: ye
[magistrate]: idea logically aligned counterpart to center
[spinner]: ye
[cobra]: oh god
[mattward]: john love
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: okay
[mattward]: its
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: logic
[spinner]: ah
[cobra]: yea
[spinner]: john love it's great
[cobra]: i feel
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: like
[mattward]: jewish
[cobra]: i feel like
[mattward]: and
[cobra]: we have an
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: uphill
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: battle
[spinner]: my
[cobra]: for
[spinner]: god
[cobra]: for
[macho_kringle]: good
[cobra]: us
[macho_kringle]: luck
[magistrate]: would
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: ah
[magistrate]: you do you want the twelve feats
do you
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: wntonowhat they are just because that might
help you at all
[macho_kringle]: a
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: sure why not
[magistrate]: twelve feats
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: as brought to you by bruce in
the background the first
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: dug
[magistrate]: feat or labor then to
[spinner]: labor
[magistrate]: mean lion then
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: the hydra then the wool this word
s gonna be fun sir and sir
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: surinyanras hind
[spinner]: i
[magistrate]: then a bore
[spinner]: in a
[magistrate]: and then he had to clean the
stables
[spinner]: and
[magistrate]: and then he
[spinner]: well
[magistrate]: had
[spinner]: that's
[magistrate]: to get
[spinner]: easy
[magistrate]: some birds take
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: care of
[spinner]: these are getting
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: easier
[magistrate]: the cretan bull the
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: mares of diomedes
[cobra]: the great
[spinner]: ah
[cobra]: on ball
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: welcome
[cobra]: oh god
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: poor
[magistrate]: the belt
[cobra]: hercules
[magistrate]: of hippolita
[cobra]: hippolita
[macho_kringle]: polite
[spinner]: polite
[magistrate]: polite the cattle of
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: jerry a
[spinner]: yeah jesus
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: christ okay
[magistrate]: golden apples and
[mattward]: ye
[magistrate]: surbus
[spinner]: what do ye have to do with
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: the golden
[macho_kringle]: eh
[spinner]: apples here to defeat them
[macho_kringle]: he had to make a pie
[magistrate]: steel on me think
[macho_kringle]: indeed
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: the golden apples of hesperides
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: cause he
[mattward]: to
[magistrate]: had to do two more because he
lied about doing too but that's not important
[spinner]: and honica harry
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: hire people to do the work
[magistrate]: and
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: for
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: him
[magistrate]: first of all
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: it's not your turn second of all
[spinner]: sorry
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: i don't care how you solve this
problem
[cobra]: the gum
[spinner]: okay
[cobra]: go first spencer let them
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: go
[spinner]: exactly
[cobra]: first
[spinner]: no not every time although
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: m
[spinner]: in life they do
[cobra]: exactly
[magistrate]: um m anyways um
[spinner]: he
[magistrate]: just to
[mattward]: i
[magistrate]: mix it up we're gonna make the
jew crew go first so go ahead
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: all right
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: so for those who don't know honicaharry
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: has i believe
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: he does have magical powers
[cobra]: does
[spinner]: during the eight nights during the eight
nights of honi only
[magistrate]: that's
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: correct
[cobra]: yes
[spinner]: so
[magistrate]: she got
[spinner]: whereas where santa claus good old fat
man over there he only has
[macho_kringle]: yes
[spinner]: one night to get this all done
[magistrate]: i mean arguably based on the legends
of santa claus he's magical all year
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: round but you know you should worry
about your guy
[cobra]: because honicaharry
[spinner]: m yeah
[cobra]: works on like i think he was
like a accountant the rest of the year
[cobra]: o
[spinner]: of course um so
[cobra]: so
[spinner]: what do you
[cobra]: sladen
[spinner]: think i think
[cobra]: sladen a me and lion howd
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: like m
[spinner]: we just got to go ahead and
cut out all physical labor i think
[cobra]: yes true now it's true it's true
there's no
[spinner]: it's
[cobra]: way
[spinner]: it's not
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: only is he jewish he's john love
it
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: um
[cobra]: yes
[mattward]: yeah yeah
[spinner]: so
[cobra]: maybe he can maybe he can board
the lion the lion to
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: death
[spinner]: he's
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: gonna be like oh great i have
to go slay a lion now
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: ah
[cobra]: a
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: lion
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: kill a lion
[spinner]: i
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: oh god
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: so i think
[mattward]: m
[spinner]: his best bet is if not using
magic it would be hiring people
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: to do the jobs for him i
don't believe was not allowed
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: anything that gets the job is done
right
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: i mean yeah except for the
[spinner]: ah
[magistrate]: fact
[cobra]: yes
[magistrate]: that hercules lied about completing two of
them on his
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: own and had to do
[cobra]: that
[magistrate]: two
[cobra]: also
[magistrate]: more
[cobra]: sounds like something hankahary would do
[magistrate]: yeah i mean
[spinner]: no he's a he's a bench mark
legitimacy
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: let's just
[mattward]: that's
[magistrate]: get them
[mattward]: great
[magistrate]: done you got him don't
[mattward]: i
[magistrate]: worry about the lying later if you
got extra you had to finish twelve so
[magistrate]: if you ot like ten more that's
future christmas problems
[spinner]: that
[magistrate]: or honicaharry problems
[spinner]: that's that's future honocarrthese
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: problems i like that first we start
with the apples i feel like we could
[spinner]: buy those apples
[cobra]: yes
[spinner]: we can work out a good price
[magistrate]: for like
[mattward]: a
[magistrate]: a pound
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: of flesh or would be talking about
here
[spinner]: yeah you know
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: we're
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: gonna make a deal
[cobra]: wow
[spinner]: well
[cobra]: holy
[spinner]: what about
[cobra]: like
[spinner]: jude
[cobra]: races
[spinner]: judas
[cobra]: races to our faces
[magistrate]: i'm not me at shakespeare don't look
at me
[spinner]: well
[mattward]: ye
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: who's this cane west just came on
the podcast
[cobra]: the funk but yes
[mattward]: okay
[cobra]: pound of flesh
[spinner]: um
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: yes whatever needs to pay the bills
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: you know
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: we buy the apples
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: harry buys the apples with
[magistrate]: great
[spinner]: sin guilt
[cobra]: so i'm just going to say this
all of the stuff that he should
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: steal is just going
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: to buy
[spinner]: yes
[magistrate]: okay
[cobra]: he's just going to bribe somebody
[spinner]: i
[cobra]: and
[magistrate]: so
[cobra]: something like that
[magistrate]: the belt the cattle
[spinner]: yep
[magistrate]: the apples
[spinner]: yep
[cobra]: yeah that's
[magistrate]: if he's
[cobra]: just
[magistrate]: paying
[cobra]: honicaguilt
[magistrate]: for things
[spinner]: ah
[cobra]: its all honicaguilt
[magistrate]: i
[cobra]: there
[magistrate]: got assume he just paid
[cobra]: paid
[magistrate]: someone in honnicagelt like the children to
[spinner]: what
[magistrate]: clean the stables right
[cobra]: yes
[spinner]: can i ask you something
[magistrate]: yep
[spinner]: why
[mattward]: a
[spinner]: isn't hercules doing this does he exist
but he's just not doing
[magistrate]: m
[spinner]: it
[magistrate]: um in this time line hercules
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: ovid
[magistrate]: um m
[cobra]: he has covid
[magistrate]: he's
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: got covidthankyou
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: guess
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: he's got a coming there you go
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: well
[macho_kringle]: by
[spinner]: oh god yeah
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: hercules
[magistrate]: and
[spinner]: i was
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: is
[spinner]: gonna
[macho_kringle]: my name
[spinner]: say
[magistrate]: hercules is anny masker and so they're
just taking them right off
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: the
[spinner]: god
[magistrate]: list of things to do
[cobra]: so so the
[spinner]: it
[cobra]: one thing so
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: we can
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: bungle too because that's what hercules did
right
[magistrate]: well
[cobra]: we ain't fucking touching no boar because
park is not cocher so fuck
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: okay
[cobra]: that
[spinner]: of course
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: ah
[spinner]: of course
[cobra]: uckucktho
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: funk
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: that
[spinner]: yeah yeah onicaharry wants no part with
that
[cobra]: yeah exactly
[spinner]: or
[cobra]: h
[spinner]: lions
[cobra]: h
[spinner]: share that's a good question
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: i think so
[spinner]: i believe i believe so
[magistrate]: um
[spinner]: let me ask my rabbi
[magistrate]: i'm going
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: to say that i think the lions
were blessed so yes
[spinner]: oh perfect
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: i don't think that's how
[spinner]: so
[cobra]: that worked but let's
[magistrate]: shut
[cobra]: go
[magistrate]: up
[cobra]: with it
[spinner]: yeah yeah exactly
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: um
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: so we can't hire hercules to do
the job unfortunately
[magistrate]: no
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: he's
[spinner]: that's
[magistrate]: got
[spinner]: that was my angle there
[magistrate]: yeah sorry he's got covid
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: he's an anti masker
[cobra]: ah
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: yes
[spinner]: he's an anti masker and surprise surprise
he doesn't like our people too much
[magistrate]: wow
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: no
[cobra]: no
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: or maybe i should say oh yeah
i mean
[spinner]: uh
[cobra]: oh yeah
[spinner]: uh
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: um
[cobra]: okay so
[spinner]: wait wait is hercules kevinsormo
[cobra]: i
[magistrate]: they need a
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: ding
[cobra]: perfect
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: perfect
[spinner]: that
[cobra]: perfect
[spinner]: is too perfect
[macho_kringle]: the circle is complete
[cobra]: disappointed
[spinner]: ah yeah
[cobra]: okay
[spinner]: so
[cobra]: so
[spinner]: i think
[cobra]: we want nothing
[spinner]: we
[cobra]: to do with the boar that's out
[spinner]: yes that's out
[cobra]: uh
[magistrate]: yah
[spinner]: hydra
[cobra]: what
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: else
[spinner]: that seems like a lot of work
he just keeps growing
[cobra]: and
[magistrate]: ah
[cobra]: also
[spinner]: his head back
[cobra]: also not coacher
[spinner]: hope
[mattward]: m
[cobra]: so
[magistrate]: hydra
[cobra]: out
[mattward]: m
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: what is culture then yeah
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: well there's nothing about something
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: with nine
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: heads so
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: assuming it's forbidden
[spinner]: that's out
[mattward]: assuming it's not coacher
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: i
[spinner]: assuming
[magistrate]: mean
[spinner]: that
[cobra]: that's
[magistrate]: but
[cobra]: how
[spinner]: multi
[cobra]: it works
[spinner]: headed
[magistrate]: that's fair
[cobra]: if you
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: if it sounds tasty and and and
delicious it probably isn't cocher so let's let's
[cobra]: go with that
[magistrate]: so are you saying
[spinner]: just
[magistrate]: hydra
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: like
[magistrate]: heads
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: are tasty and delicious
[spinner]: it sound delicious
[cobra]: marvel marvellous
[magistrate]: okay
[cobra]: marvellous
[magistrate]: bardo
[spinner]: marvellous
[cobra]: delicacy
[spinner]: you should try it savichad
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: so then you got to deal with
the birds though because they aren't delicious
[cobra]: m
[spinner]: the
[cobra]: uh
[spinner]: birds i feel like
[cobra]: uh
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: are easy to handle
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: at
[spinner]: i mean
[mattward]: i
[cobra]: i think hanokahari
[spinner]: we could hire a
[cobra]: would
[spinner]: guy
[cobra]: just
[spinner]: to do that
[cobra]: fly
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: on mochasloslomo
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: oh yeah he can
[cobra]: and
[spinner]: he can yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah he can he can
[magistrate]: ah
[spinner]: fly i forgot that
[magistrate]: um
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: so he just fly to the birds
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: and take him out
[magistrate]: i mean the birds are
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: man eating with
[spinner]: i
[magistrate]: beaks of bronze
[cobra]: that's
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: okay
[spinner]: but
[cobra]: he's no
[spinner]: you know
[cobra]: he's not a man he's hanacahary
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: he would just
[cobra]: just
[mattward]: i
[spinner]: feel
[cobra]: gonna
[mattward]: really
[spinner]: like he'd
[mattward]: shall
[cobra]: hit
[spinner]: complain
[cobra]: him
[mattward]: n't
[cobra]: with
[mattward]: to
[spinner]: complain them to death
[mattward]: the legend
[cobra]: complain
[spinner]: well
[cobra]: them
[mattward]: of
[spinner]: you
[cobra]: to
[mattward]: hate
[cobra]: death
[spinner]: call that
[mattward]: it's just
[spinner]: you would
[mattward]: growing
[spinner]: call that
[mattward]: here
[spinner]: flying
[magistrate]: it really
[spinner]: with
[magistrate]: is
[spinner]: that form
[cobra]: yeah yeah
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: your mother
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: would be ashamed of you
[magistrate]: okay
[cobra]: exactly
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: so we've got the lion the hydra
down with the boar you're not touching the
[magistrate]: stables you've paid for something
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: to do the birds you're
[spinner]: of course
[magistrate]: hanka harrying the bull
[mattward]: no
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: i
[spinner]: bull
[cobra]: the bull
[spinner]: that's also see that's also is a
bull coacher that's another
[cobra]: a bull
[spinner]: question
[cobra]: is not coacher either but we
[spinner]: i
[cobra]: already
[spinner]: don't think so
[magistrate]: can't coach
[cobra]: it's
[magistrate]: your way
[cobra]: not
[magistrate]: out of
[cobra]: but
[magistrate]: everything
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: can't
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: coach or
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: although
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: we do try
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: because mayors
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: are also not coachers
[spinner]: yeah and physical
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: labor
[cobra]: so the bull
[spinner]: now
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: i feel
[spinner]: bull
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: like i feel like kanokaharry has
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: very enticing cow he can introduce the
critiamboll
[macho_kringle]: ah
[cobra]: the crytanbll
[spinner]: u
[cobra]: and then
[spinner]: h h
[magistrate]: ah
[spinner]: oh he's going
[cobra]: o
[spinner]: to seduce
[cobra]: he's
[spinner]: the bull
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: yah
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: that's what i think of what john
love its seduction
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: no no
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: it's
[spinner]: exactly
[cobra]: not it's not john loves
[mattward]: hello
[cobra]: is his cow
[mattward]: there
[magistrate]: fair
[spinner]: hello
[magistrate]: just
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: to be clear that the bull wanted
[cobra]: got
[magistrate]: to be
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: killed but instead you're going to give
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: him
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: summoned
[cobra]: no wait
[magistrate]: to bang
[cobra]: wait no
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: when
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: i'm
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: through with
[magistrate]: m
[spinner]: him he's going to be dead from
ecstasy
[cobra]: he's gonna go
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: hello bo
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: this says the
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: cow talk to it it's miriam
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: tact
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: and that talk
[magistrate]: and then
[cobra]: to it and
[magistrate]: and
[cobra]: then
[magistrate]: then
[cobra]: while he's like seducing
[magistrate]: m
[cobra]: he'll
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: kill the bull
[magistrate]: okay thank you
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: great job
[spinner]: with a dradel
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: great
[mattward]: the trade
[magistrate]: just drop
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: a giant drat
[cobra]: and it's
[magistrate]: on his head
[cobra]: an
[spinner]: sharp
[cobra]: explosive
[spinner]: dradel
[cobra]: an explosive drat
[magistrate]: okay great
[cobra]: sharpen drat like he's going to throw
it like like nina
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: knives or whatever
[spinner]: expends it so fast it just
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: bors
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: right into his head
[magistrate]: so
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: really
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: you
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: have you've paid
[mattward]: oh oh
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: for the belt you've paid for the
cattle
[spinner]: easy
[magistrate]: paid
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: for the apples
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: surbus
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: what's happening there
[spinner]: i we could talk
[cobra]: her
[spinner]: to
[cobra]: bras
[spinner]: hades
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: strike a deal
[macho_kringle]: hm
[spinner]: we can work out to
[magistrate]: uh
[spinner]: deal with eighties he's very you
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: pay eighties with the coin on your
eyes that's easy
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: he likes money
[cobra]: oh my
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: god
[mattward]: i thought
[cobra]: jesus
[mattward]: that was
[cobra]: christ
[mattward]: the river bed
[cobra]: yeah it
[spinner]: listen
[cobra]: was
[spinner]: it all goes has is like the
underworld
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: bank we could talk
[cobra]: yeah yeah no it's like it's
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: like instead
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: of giving
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: it to caron to give to you
just give me the
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: cavortusit' yeah that's what he would
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: do
[spinner]: that would work
[magistrate]: all right
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: hundred
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: percent
[magistrate]: i'll love
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: great job everybody
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: the crew m brawlers
[spinner]: ye
[mattward]: i feel like this is this is
easy for us
[magistrate]: kay
[mattward]: honestly
[magistrate]: sounded up
[macho_kringle]: ah
[magistrate]: how's
[mattward]: i
[magistrate]: it going
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: how
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: is your knowledge in san because i
got
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: i'm obsessed with like weird
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: folk lore so like there's some versions
of sand out there that
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: are like
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: this would not be a problem
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: like none of these would be you
[macho_kringle]: sit
[spinner]: are you talking about clause
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: or what's the what's the
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: the horror
[mattward]: shoot
[spinner]: movie
[mattward]: are close
[spinner]: with santa claus
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah what's the
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: yeah the old german one
[magistrate]: m
[mattward]: yeah the
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: dutch one based on germanic tribes is
basically
[spinner]: yes
[mattward]: based on wodin or odin
[magistrate]: so
[mattward]: so
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: he flew
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: he
[spinner]: god
[magistrate]: uh
[mattward]: led a
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: group called the wild hunt like this
[spinner]: now
[mattward]: is
[spinner]: he's
[mattward]: all
[spinner]: god
[mattward]: he did
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: he was literally just
[magistrate]: yes
[mattward]: an old
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: king how
[mattward]: really
[cobra]: just turn to the wither all
[magistrate]: okay
[cobra]: of a sudden
[magistrate]: so at
[mattward]: basically
[magistrate]: the
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: the only rule i will lay down
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: here is that you may
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: pick from all of these santas but
one santa must complete all twelve tasks
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: h oh
[mattward]: chris what do you think
[magistrate]: m
[mattward]: i'm saying center close has to do
it he's the guy
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: i
[spinner]: it close
[macho_kringle]: i trust you so i'm gonna tag
you in on on on that i'll back
[macho_kringle]: you
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: up where we're needed i've got my
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: metal chair folded and ready
[magistrate]: ah yeah
[mattward]: so
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: we already
[spinner]: a
[mattward]: sitecloseis based on woden right so the
wild hunt so he's a hunter and he's
[mattward]: got this back story he can ride
he actually
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: rode reindeer and supposed to a slay
so there
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: was no slag he was
[magistrate]: perfect
[mattward]: riding the rain deer
[spinner]: right m
[mattward]: he's
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: a hunter so
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: the lion
[spinner]: why
[mattward]: that stuff i mean do i need
to go into the specifics
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: of how he would take them out
[magistrate]: m
[mattward]: like he's a hunter he would hunt
them
[magistrate]: the lion the
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: hydra
[spinner]: i
[magistrate]: the boar behind
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: the
[macho_kringle]: hm
[magistrate]: bull
[spinner]: the boar is not coacher
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: we don't we don't
[cobra]: they don't
[macho_kringle]: we're
[cobra]: care
[macho_kringle]: not
[mattward]: so
[macho_kringle]: we're not bound by those rules
[magistrate]: i don't think
[macho_kringle]: my
[magistrate]: cyntraclaus
[macho_kringle]: good man
[magistrate]: cares
[cobra]: they
[mattward]: he
[cobra]: don't
[mattward]: also
[cobra]: care
[mattward]: he's also got like a ton
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: of like help like if he's like
woden he actually had ravens and birds as
[mattward]: well they were
[magistrate]: yes
[mattward]: black ravens which later turned into some
mildly offensive things that should never happen any
[mattward]: more
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: but we
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: won't go
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: into that
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: stuff
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: shocked
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: shocking i am shocked
[magistrate]: ah
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: try not to touch on sore and
pete but anyway
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: you christians would like that wouldn't
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: you
[mattward]: jesus
[spinner]: just crush it under the curved
[mattward]: i just got to
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: say
[spinner]: ah
[mattward]: a full disclosure i'm reading a lot
of this oftwakapedia and it's just getting really
[mattward]: offensive
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: tak me in tag me in tag
me in
[magistrate]: did you pick the
[mattward]: chris
[magistrate]: wrong guy
[mattward]: any time
[macho_kringle]: tag
[mattward]: jist
[macho_kringle]: me in
[mattward]: any time there's he does have a
lot of more of plenty
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: so the apples and the food he's
already got with him he's got that stuff
[macho_kringle]: so he's goin
[mattward]: it's
[macho_kringle]: to
[mattward]: in
[macho_kringle]: lure
[mattward]: his sack
[macho_kringle]: that's right he's goin a lure the
nemean lion into a cave see and since
[macho_kringle]: the nemean
[magistrate]: ah
[macho_kringle]: lions hide or you know you know
fur is impenetrable and eros don't work because
[macho_kringle]: he's a hunter and all that that's
fine so he'll use some of them apples
[macho_kringle]: and lead the lion into a cave
but the cave is
[mattward]: i
[macho_kringle]: open
[mattward]: don't
[macho_kringle]: on two sides see so he's got
to block off that
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: other side see he's gonna go in
and what's he
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: going to do to go in
[magistrate]: kay
[macho_kringle]: that christmas suplexstrangle action
[spinner]: a
[macho_kringle]: on that nemean
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: lion neck until he saps it and
he's gonna
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: carry
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: it on his back gonna
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: skin it they're gonna put it over
himself stay warm
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: and in penetrable from the next tax
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: what
[spinner]: it's
[magistrate]: about
[spinner]: a good idea
[magistrate]: what about the stables
[mattward]: no
[macho_kringle]: stables
[mattward]: well
[macho_kringle]: what
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: do you think
[mattward]: i mean he's got those
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: helpers
[macho_kringle]: right
[mattward]: that
[spinner]: the
[macho_kringle]: slaves
[magistrate]: the
[spinner]: black
[magistrate]: race
[spinner]: ravens
[magistrate]: is ravens
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: oh boy
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: i
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: don't like where this
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: is going
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: let's
[mattward]: so they'll
[spinner]: so
[macho_kringle]: go with the
[mattward]: take
[macho_kringle]: go
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: care
[macho_kringle]: go
[mattward]: of
[macho_kringle]: with
[mattward]: them
[macho_kringle]: the claimation elves
[magistrate]: uh
[macho_kringle]: instead helpers
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: go
[spinner]: they'll
[macho_kringle]: with
[magistrate]: uh
[macho_kringle]: them
[spinner]: go
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: live full lives and he'll do it
himself
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: so e'll do it he'll yeah
[magistrate]: yah
[mattward]: exactly he'll pay
[macho_kringle]: direct it
[mattward]: good money
[magistrate]: m
[mattward]: for them to not have to do
that and he'll just take care of it
[mattward]: himself and
[macho_kringle]: he could
[mattward]: give them
[macho_kringle]: could
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: he could
[mattward]: much
[macho_kringle]: do
[spinner]: uh
[macho_kringle]: that
[mattward]: reserved
[magistrate]: may
[mattward]: races
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: he could
[spinner]: and
[macho_kringle]: he could
[spinner]: benefits
[macho_kringle]: do that
[magistrate]: great
[macho_kringle]: but since he has a stable
[mattward]: okay
[spinner]: pensions
[macho_kringle]: of strong
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: strong
[magistrate]: he also
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: and thorough bred rain deer he
[magistrate]: he's
[macho_kringle]: could
[magistrate]: going
[macho_kringle]: just
[magistrate]: to support
[macho_kringle]: latch them up to a bunch of
like
[mattward]: and
[magistrate]: i
[macho_kringle]: like to clear the
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: stables why not direct
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: a river or streaking just redirect
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: that
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: ship use the reindeer to help clear
[magistrate]: okay
[macho_kringle]: the path
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: and get that done
[mattward]: that's
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: ye
[mattward]: a yeah right and like
[magistrate]: ah
[mattward]: that's
[spinner]: i
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: that's
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: it he just he can use magic
and he can use his helpers who are
[mattward]: so
[magistrate]: m
[mattward]: into
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: working for him
[magistrate]: hm
[mattward]: it's great
[macho_kringle]: they'll
[magistrate]: because
[macho_kringle]: feed
[magistrate]: they're
[macho_kringle]: the reindeer
[magistrate]: they're unionized and they're respected and paid
a
[macho_kringle]: correct
[magistrate]: living
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: wage at all
[macho_kringle]: that's
[magistrate]: times
[mattward]: exactly
[macho_kringle]: right
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: would take
[macho_kringle]: they
[mattward]: care of that
[macho_kringle]: and they have un
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: unionized breaks
[magistrate]: great love it
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: yeah oh
[magistrate]: we just got to take care of
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: the belt
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: hm
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: the
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: out and the
[macho_kringle]: the
[magistrate]: mars
[macho_kringle]: belt of hippolita
[magistrate]: and then and then yeah the belt
yeah
[macho_kringle]: yeah i got i got this
[spinner]: nick
[macho_kringle]: one i got this one
[magistrate]: a
[macho_kringle]: so
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: hipalata queen of the amazons right so
[magistrate]: h
[macho_kringle]: amazons
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: they're good people so there's not
[mattward]: i
[spinner]: so
[macho_kringle]: much chris criglcan accept offer up miss
cringel let them have a warm
[spinner]: yes
[macho_kringle]: intimate
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: night of libations
[spinner]: god
[mattward]: we
[macho_kringle]: libations and
[cobra]: libations
[macho_kringle]: and merriment libations and merriment and sharing
of the christmas
[mattward]: nox
[macho_kringle]: spirit and a lot of egg nog
and then in the
[spinner]: is that
[macho_kringle]: morning
[spinner]: what they're calling it these days
[macho_kringle]: and in the morning uhhapalita
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: will greatly and happily part with the
belt because the belt wasn't needed for the
[macho_kringle]: rest of the year
[magistrate]: um judges ruling and matt clarify this
with me
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: did center claus have a missus claus
[mattward]: um
[macho_kringle]: lie
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: it's going to be something
[macho_kringle]: lie
[spinner]: awful
[macho_kringle]: to him
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: is
[macho_kringle]: lie
[mattward]: i
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: to
[mattward]: mean
[macho_kringle]: him
[mattward]: technically
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: technically
[macho_kringle]: we need this
[mattward]: yes but it is also
[magistrate]: no
[mattward]: slightly offensive
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: so
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: of course
[macho_kringle]: did he have did
[spinner]: of
[macho_kringle]: he
[spinner]: course
[macho_kringle]: have did he have many missus claws
[mattward]: at
[macho_kringle]: did he have
[mattward]: what is this
[macho_kringle]: a sister wife environment
[mattward]: would this
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: would this with missus claus engage in
that behavior because she told her to probably
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: would she be willing on
[macho_kringle]: we need
[spinner]: did
[macho_kringle]: the belt
[mattward]: it
[macho_kringle]: we need
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: the
[spinner]: does
[macho_kringle]: belt
[spinner]: that mate or
[mattward]: it's it's a thought it's maybe that's
a solid
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: impossible
[macho_kringle]: this is not healthy
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: how are we supposed to slink
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: the bell
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: over the shoulder when you're
[mattward]: a
[macho_kringle]: not
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: back in
[mattward]: ah
[macho_kringle]: situation
[mattward]: listen
[spinner]: at
[mattward]: i feel like we're results
[magistrate]: my
[mattward]: oriented
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: here right so i mean doesn't
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: really matter who
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: is not respected in getting
[macho_kringle]: when
[mattward]: all
[spinner]: you're
[mattward]: of
[macho_kringle]: did
[mattward]: this
[spinner]: worse
[macho_kringle]: you start
[spinner]: than center
[macho_kringle]: working
[spinner]: class
[macho_kringle]: silence
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: when when did you start working
[mattward]: ah
[macho_kringle]: for
[spinner]: m
[macho_kringle]: h r this
[magistrate]: m
[macho_kringle]: is a rastlin
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: situation we came to rastle
[spinner]: hm
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: verbally verbally
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: you back me
[mattward]: so
[macho_kringle]: up please
[mattward]: then yeah
[cobra]: ah
[mattward]: he
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: would just punch her in the face
and take it
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: that's
[mattward]: i don't know
[macho_kringle]: i suggested
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: by be
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: okay well i guess okay
[mattward]: m oh
[magistrate]: uh
[spinner]: i like you could have easily just
said he came down her chimney and took
[spinner]: it
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: but no
[magistrate]: now
[spinner]: we used forcing a woman to sex
against her will
[macho_kringle]: missing
[spinner]: that's the angle to go with
[magistrate]: great
[macho_kringle]: listen
[magistrate]: job i
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: have to do this for for
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: completion
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: the question
[mattward]: yeah oh
[magistrate]: um m
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: surbus have
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: i taken care of
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: tkingarsherbers
[macho_kringle]: candy
[mattward]: uh
[spinner]: so
[macho_kringle]: service is a
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: dog
[spinner]: is
[macho_kringle]: like
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: lksatleast candy but not chocolate
[mattward]: uh
[spinner]: not
[macho_kringle]: even though it's a
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: hell dog and it might die i
feel like he might risk it but at
[macho_kringle]: the same time
[mattward]: he
[spinner]: the same time
[macho_kringle]: what do you think met
[mattward]: he's got a
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: lot of he's got a lot of
food
[macho_kringle]: that
[mattward]: he's got he's like that is one
thing that it's definitely about cnterclaus
[macho_kringle]: a
[mattward]: not only is he like flying around
but most of the gifts he's giving because
[mattward]: this is olden days
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: it's mostly sugary
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: treats and chickens
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: and gooses
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: and stuff like that
[spinner]: meet
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: so
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: let's be
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: honest service
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: would just be there in two seconds
like it's
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: it's the old you bribe him with
food he's
[magistrate]: just
[mattward]: coming
[magistrate]: great so
[spinner]: and then slit his throat with
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: a candy cane is that what we're
saying
[macho_kringle]: no that wasn't the
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: task you had to retrieve and capture
servers can't kill him
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: i just
[mattward]: case
[macho_kringle]: to retrieve
[mattward]: had to bring
[macho_kringle]: him
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: him back
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: so were we don't
[spinner]: okay
[mattward]: have to kill him
[magistrate]: so we're
[mattward]: so
[magistrate]: good
[spinner]: did we
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: kill them feel
[magistrate]: you may
[spinner]: like
[magistrate]: have
[spinner]: we
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: killed
[magistrate]: it's
[macho_kringle]: i think
[magistrate]: fine
[spinner]: them
[macho_kringle]: i think
[magistrate]: don't worry
[macho_kringle]: you
[magistrate]: about it
[macho_kringle]: i
[mattward]: so
[macho_kringle]: think you took it too far
[magistrate]: i've got too far
[spinner]: feel like we killed
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: him
[macho_kringle]: poor
[magistrate]: so
[macho_kringle]: dog
[magistrate]: i just great i think we answered
all the questions
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: and i just want to circle
[spinner]: ah
[magistrate]: back to one
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: thing and i want
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: to be clear
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: we're
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: not going to talk about black pete
right is that what we're
[mattward]: no
[magistrate]: doing
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: here
[mattward]: no no
[cobra]: no
[mattward]: no
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: no
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: he's
[cobra]: i
[mattward]: a raven
[magistrate]: m
[mattward]: that's
[cobra]: i was
[mattward]: thing a
[cobra]: just
[mattward]: majestic
[cobra]: reading
[mattward]: beautiful
[cobra]: about
[mattward]: bird
[cobra]: this
[magistrate]: uh
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: i was reading
[mattward]: that is
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: uh
[cobra]: i think i'm on the same page
that mat was and i
[macho_kringle]: yes
[cobra]: got progressively
[mattward]: yeah oh
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: it's bad
[spinner]: so
[mattward]: it's
[macho_kringle]: yes
[spinner]: so there
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: just to be
[mattward]: a
[spinner]: clear
[mattward]: journey
[spinner]: guys um just be clear they're stuck
with center clause
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: for the rest
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: of the show am i correct
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: yeh
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: what
[macho_kringle]: that was not
[mattward]: let's
[macho_kringle]: that was
[mattward]: on
[spinner]: i think i
[macho_kringle]: not
[spinner]: am
[macho_kringle]: stipulated
[spinner]: i think i am correct
[macho_kringle]: that was a stipulation that
[mattward]: a
[macho_kringle]: was not stated
[magistrate]: you know
[macho_kringle]: therefore
[magistrate]: what
[macho_kringle]: not binding
[magistrate]: a good point we'll find out
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: later
[mattward]: what
[magistrate]: the judges
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: have tallied their votes who knows who
won that round mostly no one maybe the
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: audience
[spinner]: i have a question
[magistrate]: lost
[spinner]: real real quick
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: question is center claus different from crampas
[mattward]: yes because
[spinner]: crampas
[mattward]: crampas
[spinner]: okay
[mattward]: is one of his helpers
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: that
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: okay
[mattward]: beats children because
[spinner]: got it
[cobra]: yep
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: because
[spinner]: of
[cobra]: yep
[spinner]: course
[magistrate]: but
[macho_kringle]: no
[mattward]: gus
[macho_kringle]: anybody got time for coal just beat
the child
[spinner]: as no
[mattward]: and
[spinner]: because nobody
[mattward]: if these
[spinner]: can stop center clause
[mattward]: if
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: these illustrations
[spinner]: i
[mattward]: are to believe santa is in the
room while this happens
[macho_kringle]: dang
[mattward]: so
[macho_kringle]: him
[mattward]: he he's improving
[magistrate]: um hey
[mattward]: actually it looks kind of like he's
[macho_kringle]: kay
[mattward]: given them treats while they're being beaten
so
[magistrate]: he
[mattward]: it's a weird
[magistrate]: hit hey matt i really want to
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: give you christmas a fair
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: shout of winning this gal vigician
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: and
[spinner]: it's like
[magistrate]: so far it looks like you're the
third member of the jew crew so how
[magistrate]: about we
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: just
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: stop your talking and move
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: on to
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: the next question and
[mattward]: yeah let's
[macho_kringle]: stop
[mattward]: let's
[macho_kringle]: digging
[mattward]: just move
[macho_kringle]: stop
[mattward]: on
[macho_kringle]: digging
[mattward]: that
[macho_kringle]: down
[magistrate]: question
[macho_kringle]: we
[magistrate]: three
[macho_kringle]: must
[magistrate]: we're
[macho_kringle]: dig
[magistrate]: gonna make
[macho_kringle]: up
[magistrate]: it we're gonna make a really
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: easy real simple
[mattward]: he
[magistrate]: question what fast food
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: store
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: chain you know pizza
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: hut versus too bill will best represent
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: your holiday uh
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: holiday
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: i got one
[spinner]: m
[macho_kringle]: i got
[magistrate]: best
[macho_kringle]: one
[magistrate]: represents
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: honica best represents christmas chris
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: you got one so far off
[macho_kringle]: i confer with you mat star bucks
[mattward]: is
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: all the christmas different beverages
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: it's a fleet of different
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: beverages
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: and it smells wonderful in there and
it's so lit up and
[macho_kringle]: hm
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: does that
[mattward]: yeah there's
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: no abuse
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: in there it's
[macho_kringle]: now
[mattward]: good
[macho_kringle]: you know
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: so
[spinner]: abuse in
[macho_kringle]: there's
[spinner]: there
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: nothing
[magistrate]: uh yeah they definitely
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: don't try to stop them from unionizing
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: that's
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: not
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: that's
[spinner]: exactly
[macho_kringle]: not the subject
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: that's not the subject you said food
you said
[cobra]: h
[macho_kringle]: fast food
[spinner]: that
[macho_kringle]: you didn't
[spinner]: fits
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: say
[spinner]: that
[magistrate]: he
[spinner]: fits
[magistrate]: brought up a bee so
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah exactly
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: well
[magistrate]: no one forced
[spinner]: you know
[magistrate]: him he could just not
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: say the
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: word
[spinner]: you know you move the
[macho_kringle]: ye
[spinner]: letters around in santa you kno what
you get
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: we get
[spinner]: satan
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: victory
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: satan
[macho_kringle]: we get
[spinner]: satan
[macho_kringle]: victory
[spinner]: exactly
[macho_kringle]: listen
[spinner]: just saying
[mattward]: yeah i would
[macho_kringle]: you
[mattward]: go
[macho_kringle]: said
[mattward]: with
[macho_kringle]: that
[mattward]: the starbuck starbuck is great that's
[macho_kringle]: okay
[mattward]: that's
[spinner]: that's
[mattward]: awesome
[spinner]: a good answer
[macho_kringle]: okay
[mattward]: it's a solid
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: answer
[cobra]: for for honica
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: food
[spinner]: this
[cobra]: isn't
[spinner]: was
[cobra]: the thing right
[spinner]: yeah but they have certain foods you
know we got the lot because
[cobra]: but that's
[mattward]: those are
[spinner]: and
[mattward]: good
[cobra]: all year round
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: no lotus are bigger ononhonica
[cobra]: true
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: and brisket
[macho_kringle]: do they make
[spinner]: is
[macho_kringle]: them
[spinner]: often
[macho_kringle]: do they make them physically bigger the
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: potato locasdothey ake
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: them bigger
[spinner]: no they
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: just
[cobra]: it's
[spinner]: a
[cobra]: just like
[spinner]: note
[cobra]: people that usually won't eat them and
you at
[mattward]: ah
[cobra]: other times will end up eating a
behind
[spinner]: also
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: who wouldn't
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: eat a lot they're fucking
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: delicious
[cobra]: exactly
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: exactly
[magistrate]: so you're not
[mattward]: i
[magistrate]: picking
[mattward]: feel like you're just
[cobra]: our
[mattward]: naming
[cobra]: briar
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: brisket
[mattward]: is ut
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: brisket exactly
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: so now that we're just we're just
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: educating so we can
[macho_kringle]: my
[spinner]: you know explain
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: our answer
[macho_kringle]: name your
[mattward]: it
[spinner]: so
[macho_kringle]: fast
[cobra]: i feel
[macho_kringle]: food
[cobra]: like
[macho_kringle]: chain
[cobra]: i
[macho_kringle]: sirs
[cobra]: feel like if we're talking about
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: potatoes
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: and
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: and
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: you know
[macho_kringle]: uh
[cobra]: brisket
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: huh
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: it has
[spinner]: don't
[cobra]: to be
[spinner]: don't say don't say arabs
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: i was going to say
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: as
[spinner]: i knew it
[macho_kringle]: matt we got him on the turn
buckle
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: we got
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: him on the turnbucle they
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: walked
[spinner]: god
[macho_kringle]: in they walked into the close line
into a
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: dub so plat suspended in the suplax
[magistrate]: m
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: they
[magistrate]: yes
[spinner]: got that's unfortunate that is unfortunate
[cobra]: i know
[magistrate]: i
[cobra]: isn't it
[mattward]: i
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: ate a arbsust kind of like saying
i once had really violent diarea
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: that's basil
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: i'm surprised
[cobra]: that's
[spinner]: like
[magistrate]: you
[cobra]: fair
[magistrate]: didn't pick k c
[spinner]: he
[magistrate]: honestly really
[cobra]: us
[mattward]: forhonica
[spinner]: we don't we don't we don't eat
fried chicken and that's not like
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: a thing
[magistrate]: really
[cobra]: also
[magistrate]: are you not allowed
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: to eat fried chicken
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: no it's just like we never
[cobra]: it's just not
[spinner]: it's
[cobra]: a
[spinner]: usually
[cobra]: thing
[spinner]: always beef
[magistrate]: i don't
[spinner]: it's
[magistrate]: know what
[spinner]: usually always like brisket
[magistrate]: it's but it's
[spinner]: or
[cobra]: ye
[magistrate]: fried
[spinner]: even
[magistrate]: in oil like
[spinner]: fish
[magistrate]: everything is just de fried in oil
[spinner]: that's all fast
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: food
[cobra]: that's yeah but we don't do that
even lothkas
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: aren't deprived
[spinner]: on
[cobra]: just fried
[magistrate]: hark s all about eating oily foods
as pitie told me
[cobra]: ye
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: uh yeah
[cobra]: sure
[mattward]: careful
[macho_kringle]: m okay
[spinner]: so any
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: fast
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: food joint
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: um i think we have to stick
with our arbi
[magistrate]: well
[spinner]: answer
[magistrate]: that was a
[spinner]: that's
[magistrate]: mistake
[spinner]: really the
[magistrate]: moving
[spinner]: only option
[magistrate]: on
[cobra]: it's unfortunate but it is you know
it
[spinner]: they
[macho_kringle]: out
[cobra]: fits
[macho_kringle]: of
[spinner]: serve brisket and fries and that is
[mattward]: m
[spinner]: the closest we'll get
[macho_kringle]: out of the cornucopia of food options
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: you descended
[spinner]: uh
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: on arabs
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: of all
[mattward]: i
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: already
[spinner]: no one
[mattward]: have
[spinner]: had
[mattward]: indigestion
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: it's great
[magistrate]: okay next question were moving on
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: from
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: whatever that was
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: hear me out this is gonna be
a little bit of an explanation but i
[magistrate]: hope it will make
[macho_kringle]: here
[magistrate]: sense
[macho_kringle]: we go
[magistrate]: so
[macho_kringle]: buck up
[spinner]: love
[magistrate]: are
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: you guys are familiar
[spinner]: yes
[magistrate]: with a moral combat termment correct
[macho_kringle]: somewhat
[spinner]: of
[macho_kringle]: yes
[spinner]: course
[cobra]: yes
[magistrate]: so
[macho_kringle]: do one to others as you would
do on
[magistrate]: you
[spinner]: uh
[magistrate]: need to the
[spinner]: uh
[magistrate]: basically mortal compact you
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: need to elect a representative for honica
and christmas respectively
[spinner]: my
[magistrate]: that will participate for you
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: in the moral combat term of now
there are a couple of things to mind
[magistrate]: you here of one
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: to make this an actual challenge for
the christmas
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: team you cannot pick anyone who
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: is essentially
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: a current champion of christmas so you
can't use that you can't use frosty
[spinner]: ye
[magistrate]: anybody associate the christmas is out it's
got to be a brand new representative um
[magistrate]: m so what i want to know
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: is who you're picking and why you're
picking them and to
[macho_kringle]: from
[magistrate]: give
[macho_kringle]: the
[magistrate]: you
[macho_kringle]: mortal combat
[spinner]: we
[magistrate]: no no
[macho_kringle]: pantheon
[magistrate]: no to gie you context of higher
pickin tha you're picking anybody
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: you want so i've picked a couple
to represent easter and saint patrick's day in
[magistrate]: the holiday mortal combat so for
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: a
[cobra]: a
[magistrate]: for patrick day um
[mattward]: ye
[magistrate]: the same patrick day team is sending
nevil long bottom um he got the snakes
[magistrate]: out of hogorts
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: which is good enough for them and
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: he has you know some pretty good
experience fighting
[spinner]: ye
[magistrate]: things um and the easter
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: team easter easter seal society
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: if you if you will um
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: they've elected to send
[spinner]: ye
[magistrate]: freddy cruger because he keeps riving from
[spinner]: what
[magistrate]: graves
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: and he loves
[mattward]: a
[magistrate]: show and
[mattward]: ye
[spinner]: okay so it
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: has to be quasi related to your
holiday
[magistrate]: related to your holiday as much as
possible yes
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: hanka team
[spinner]: a
[magistrate]: i think you're first this time
[mattward]: it oh
[magistrate]: jo crew
[cobra]: okay
[magistrate]: if you will
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: let's just start
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: with the ultimate killing
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: machine and then we'll somehow make that
reference on i think
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: that's
[cobra]: okay
[spinner]: the best
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: angle
[mattward]: you mean john
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: lovett you already did that
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: he's already a current representative of hanka
and
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: can not be chosen
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: listen
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: john burn tall as punisher john bertha
is jewish
[macho_kringle]: ye
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: let's
[cobra]: i
[spinner]: still
[cobra]: think
[spinner]: use an example that's a good choice
but they can have supernatural powers
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: so let's
[cobra]: fair
[spinner]: not limit ourselves to to
[cobra]: okay
[magistrate]: you don't
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: need to picture on burn hall i
picked two characters i didn't not pick any
[magistrate]: so the punisher
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: great but
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: you know work it up
[spinner]: so how can we pick thanes with
all the infinity stones
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: that's my thinking
[magistrate]: well he's only got what six infinity
stones that's a real bomber
[spinner]: six i know man
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: if
[macho_kringle]: yes
[spinner]: he had eight
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: stones would be
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: man
[spinner]: fucking money
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: it's the glove counter two
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: stones
[cobra]: no he has he has two stones
dangling between
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: his legs
[spinner]: it is fans
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: okay
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: m
[spinner]: what about what about a fire powered
[cobra]: m
[spinner]: man because of the fire from the
[cobra]: that's
[spinner]: candles
[cobra]: what i was thinking so i went
back
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: straight back to light sabers as well
[spinner]: okay
[cobra]: maybe maybe
[spinner]: festival of lights yeah
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: what's what's the name of that stupid
[magistrate]: general and
[cobra]: druid
[magistrate]: grievous
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: general grieves but with like for arms
[spinner]: no but he has how many arms
does he have we need we need
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: we need
[cobra]: eight
[spinner]: a
[cobra]: arm sorry i meant eight arms
[spinner]: i think he has eight arms
[cobra]: it has four
[spinner]: the most
[mattward]: yeah yeah
[spinner]: i think we
[cobra]: as
[spinner]: need
[cobra]: far
[spinner]: we need a double check the four
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: he can
[macho_kringle]: ah
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: have
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: four
[spinner]: but does that
[cobra]: arms
[spinner]: include
[cobra]: but
[spinner]: his
[cobra]: like
[spinner]: legs
[cobra]: we we double with double
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: light sabers you know
[magistrate]: yeah the
[cobra]: like
[magistrate]: pictures
[cobra]: the dark
[magistrate]: show
[cobra]: small
[magistrate]: him with
[cobra]: ones
[magistrate]: four arms and one light saver for
arm so you're halfway there
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: but
[cobra]: but
[spinner]: and
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: two
[cobra]: we
[spinner]: legs
[cobra]: can we can have
[magistrate]: who
[cobra]: the
[magistrate]: likes
[spinner]: those
[cobra]: double
[spinner]: are
[cobra]: light
[spinner]: limbs
[cobra]: sabers
[magistrate]: like
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: the double light sabers
[spinner]: all
[cobra]: the one the dark mole ones
[spinner]: that's
[cobra]: those counts
[spinner]: stretching
[cobra]: for two
[spinner]: it i think what about what
[magistrate]: uh
[spinner]: about
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: this
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: this is
[cobra]: that's stretching
[spinner]: that's
[cobra]: it
[spinner]: that's too far i got a good
one here ready
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: our
[cobra]: okay
[spinner]: gonna like this
[cobra]: m
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: r octipus
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: with light sabers
[magistrate]: yeh
[spinner]: not only does
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: m
[spinner]: not
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: not only does he have
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: eight limbs
[mattward]: it's not
[spinner]: he
[mattward]: general
[spinner]: is also
[mattward]: grievous
[cobra]: ah
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: yes
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: no we're moving away
[magistrate]: we're
[spinner]: from general
[magistrate]: past
[spinner]: grievis
[magistrate]: that now
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: we're
[mattward]: ah
[spinner]: going to torocapos not only does he
have eight limbs but he is a doctor
[cobra]: yet true
[spinner]: great representative for the jewish community
[magistrate]: that'll keep all the moms
[macho_kringle]: hm
[magistrate]: happy
[cobra]: that
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: i'll
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: keep them that i'll keep the mom's
happy for sure and
[magistrate]: a
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: what's his
[spinner]: um
[cobra]: name
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: its name is auto octavius
[mattward]: ye
[macho_kringle]: octavius
[cobra]: a that's jewish right sefer
[spinner]: that's jud
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: instead
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: of scanaziit's a sefrdid you for sure
[spinner]: yeah for sure he's jewish that's known
that's
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: known remember the comet where
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: he lights the eight
[cobra]: shit
[spinner]: candles
[cobra]: dude
[spinner]: at once
[cobra]: we can pick manito he's
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: jewish
[spinner]: magnito's jewish you survived the holy cost
[cobra]: and there's lights
[spinner]: what
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: electricity
[magistrate]: what
[macho_kringle]: ah
[spinner]: like
[cobra]: i don't know
[spinner]: in the world in
[cobra]: yes
[spinner]: the world
[cobra]: yes
[spinner]: and there's
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: you
[spinner]: lights
[cobra]: know
[spinner]: in existence
[cobra]: magnetism then it goes somewhere here and
then electricity there
[spinner]: i like i like magneto he survived
[cobra]: like yeah
[spinner]: the hollow
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: cost
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: he's a good jewish representative
[magistrate]: how does he represent
[spinner]: the
[magistrate]: honicawhat
[spinner]: way because his magnetism lasts
[cobra]: m
[spinner]: like the oil
[cobra]: eight days
[spinner]: in the
[magistrate]: eight
[spinner]: days
[magistrate]: days
[spinner]: of your
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: even
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: longer it's an even better deal than
a candle that last eight days
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: it's
[cobra]: ah
[spinner]: uh
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah he doesn't really he much he's
jewish
[cobra]: he
[spinner]: that's
[cobra]: survived
[spinner]: about it
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: he survived for eight days in oushwit
[magistrate]: i got to be honest with you
manito
[spinner]: ah
[magistrate]: doesn't really seem like he practices judaism
that much
[spinner]: how dare you
[cobra]: all all no way that's precisely why
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: which which you do you know that
practice is judaism
[magistrate]: okay you may have
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: me there
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah exactly
[magistrate]: uh
[macho_kringle]: hodacaharry
[spinner]: that
[mattward]: he's
[spinner]: s the
[mattward]: a
[spinner]: joke
[mattward]: very modern
[magistrate]: h oh
[mattward]: wish man
[spinner]: yeah as the joke goes he's jewish
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: exactly
[spinner]: is
[cobra]: exactly
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: uh
[magistrate]: ah
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: yeah so those between those what do
you think we go magneto or i think
[spinner]: i like
[cobra]: oak
[spinner]: the
[macho_kringle]: a
[spinner]: drdockok
[cobra]: has
[spinner]: is better because more layers but i
don't know he's not as good at fighting
[spinner]: as magneto in in an actual
[magistrate]: ah
[spinner]: mortal combat tournament
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: i believe
[cobra]: i think i'd
[spinner]: magnitospoet
[cobra]: be he'd be fine
[mattward]: what
[spinner]: he'd
[mattward]: if you
[spinner]: handle
[mattward]: fight
[cobra]: he'd
[spinner]: himself
[mattward]: a
[cobra]: have
[mattward]: naked
[cobra]: some
[mattward]: territer
[cobra]: he'd have some
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: really fun
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: like fatalities dot awkward
[spinner]: yeah i like i think we should
go with doc he's a
[cobra]: okay
[spinner]: he's a jewish doctor
[cobra]: so
[magistrate]: all right
[spinner]: he's
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: duck
[spinner]: known to be jewish
[magistrate]: awk is representing that
[mattward]: ye
[magistrate]: you crew
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: his full name is
[macho_kringle]: the
[spinner]: octavia
[cobra]: his
[spinner]: stein
[magistrate]: uh
[cobra]: exactly
[magistrate]: h
[cobra]: octavia ten gold bloom
[spinner]: gold gold
[mattward]: cool
[spinner]: burg
[macho_kringle]: it's gold
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: blue
[cobra]: no
[magistrate]: i
[cobra]: it's not no let's not go let's
not
[spinner]: let's talk
[cobra]: go
[mattward]: see
[spinner]: go crazy
[cobra]: full smith yeah yeah
[magistrate]: of course not
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: you need to have a beard for
that
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: can he can he bethlehem brawlers
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: please
[spinner]: yea
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: tip
[magistrate]: rebuked
[macho_kringle]: the scales
[magistrate]: tip
[macho_kringle]: yes
[magistrate]: of
[spinner]: enter
[magistrate]: scales
[spinner]: the chat
[magistrate]: ed of
[macho_kringle]: we
[magistrate]: the
[macho_kringle]: can
[magistrate]: chat yes
[macho_kringle]: in
[mattward]: i think we got some
[macho_kringle]: ah
[mattward]: good ideas we got to
[macho_kringle]: i
[mattward]: figure
[macho_kringle]: think so
[mattward]: it out though we got to work
this out
[macho_kringle]: yeah so
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: my my suggestion would be black dynamite
one incredible fighter two he
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: runs an orphanage because he used to
be an orphan
[spinner]: i
[macho_kringle]: and three when time comes for brutal
fatalities he could take any approach from his
[macho_kringle]: fellow pimp community pimps whether it means
a hot coat
[mattward]: ah
[macho_kringle]: hanger etcetera
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: a et cetera et cetera
[spinner]: question chris
[macho_kringle]: hm
[spinner]: aren't orphans one of the few who
can't partake in christmas
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: as in
[macho_kringle]: says who
[spinner]: santa does not bring him gifts
[macho_kringle]: no sir
[cobra]: of
[spinner]: santa
[macho_kringle]: stay
[spinner]: does not bring
[macho_kringle]: stay
[spinner]: gifts
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: in your
[spinner]: to orphans
[macho_kringle]: stay in your corner
[mattward]: he
[macho_kringle]: stay in your corner
[mattward]: i
[spinner]: since is a known orphan hater
[macho_kringle]: no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no
[mattward]: i don't need toys for touts i
know that we're helping all right
[spinner]: someone
[mattward]: i gave
[spinner]: all
[mattward]: them
[spinner]: right
[mattward]: a puzzle that's half
[spinner]: that's
[mattward]: finished
[spinner]: fair
[macho_kringle]: furthermore
[spinner]: so sanna sanna
[mattward]: ye
[spinner]: did come through okay
[mattward]: ye
[macho_kringle]: santa no
[spinner]: fair
[macho_kringle]: came through santa gives extra attention to
the children in the orphanage and children in
[macho_kringle]: hospital because they need some extra love
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: the holiday season so you sir sit
in your corner and proceed to get this
[macho_kringle]: verbal beating thus now that's my suggestion
[mattward]: a
[macho_kringle]: what are your thoughts
[mattward]: i like that
[spinner]: i like
[mattward]: actually though because like it's also he's
got like a smoothness to him plus he
[mattward]: knows what it's like to be a
parent at christmas
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: because he has a lot of kids
[macho_kringle]: m m
[mattward]: um
[macho_kringle]: m yeah
[mattward]: not all of them know
[spinner]: a
[mattward]: his name i think is what it
is or
[macho_kringle]: no
[mattward]: maybe they all i don't know
[macho_kringle]: a
[mattward]: many
[macho_kringle]: lot of
[mattward]: people
[macho_kringle]: cats
[mattward]: have
[macho_kringle]: have
[mattward]: like
[macho_kringle]: that name black dynamite
[mattward]: yeah so
[spinner]: very
[mattward]: i like
[spinner]: common
[mattward]: that
[spinner]: lake
[mattward]: but
[spinner]: board
[macho_kringle]: but
[mattward]: i would also
[spinner]: i
[mattward]: say
[spinner]: would
[mattward]: going into comics
[macho_kringle]: hm
[mattward]: could go with dare
[spinner]: go
[mattward]: devil
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: fun
[spinner]: catholic
[macho_kringle]: pray tell
[mattward]: he's as religious as i gets he's
extremely catholic
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: he's
[macho_kringle]: hm
[mattward]: very blind
[macho_kringle]: and
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: red
[mattward]: so
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: ah
[mattward]: you
[spinner]: very
[mattward]: know
[spinner]: blind
[mattward]: he can't
[spinner]: very blind
[mattward]: see the horror that
[spinner]: horror
[mattward]: has been unleashed on christmas i don't
know were i'm going with this but you
[mattward]: know
[macho_kringle]: no
[cobra]: dresses
[mattward]: he's
[cobra]: in
[mattward]: got
[cobra]: red
[mattward]: a
[macho_kringle]: stick to the blindness
[cobra]: he dresses
[macho_kringle]: and the
[cobra]: in
[macho_kringle]: red
[cobra]: red to his basically center
[mattward]: he's
[macho_kringle]: you
[mattward]: very
[cobra]: right
[macho_kringle]: know
[mattward]: red
[macho_kringle]: roof top
[mattward]: he
[macho_kringle]: hopper
[spinner]: who stand to this lucian stuff helping
[mattward]: he has
[spinner]: them
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: some serious serious anger issues like if
you've ever seen him fight he just
[spinner]: just
[mattward]: lets
[spinner]: like
[mattward]: and
[spinner]: center
[mattward]: lose all
[spinner]: claus
[mattward]: the time
[macho_kringle]: that's right
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: that's right
[cobra]: oh no
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: without
[cobra]: no
[mattward]: any of the afore
[macho_kringle]: hm
[mattward]: mentioned problems but
[macho_kringle]: hm
[mattward]: you know and he's blind
[spinner]: i
[macho_kringle]: yes
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: we
[mattward]: i'm just going to keep
[magistrate]: yah
[spinner]: that's
[mattward]: leaning
[spinner]: the big
[mattward]: on
[spinner]: fat
[mattward]: that
[macho_kringle]: it's
[spinner]: that's
[mattward]: one
[macho_kringle]: twenty
[spinner]: the big
[macho_kringle]: twenty
[spinner]: fact
[macho_kringle]: two
[mattward]: no
[macho_kringle]: santa claus would be would be very
proud
[mattward]: he
[magistrate]: um
[mattward]: has all those senses so he can
see people coming
[macho_kringle]: yep
[mattward]: he can
[spinner]: it's
[mattward]: feel
[spinner]: that really
[mattward]: them coming
[spinner]: blind then
[macho_kringle]: ah
[spinner]: you know i
[mattward]: not
[spinner]: just have
[mattward]: really
[spinner]: to say that
[mattward]: i think he just
[macho_kringle]: yes
[mattward]: sees everything
[macho_kringle]: and no
[mattward]: like
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: a
[macho_kringle]: yes
[mattward]: virtual boy from like the
[macho_kringle]: correct
[mattward]: early to like nineties
[magistrate]: hey
[macho_kringle]: i wanted one
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: of those
[cobra]: we don't
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: we don't talk about that dare devil
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: oh yeah yeah he bent half
[magistrate]: as
[spinner]: like dear devil
[magistrate]: a steve
[macho_kringle]: he was good though
[magistrate]: as the duly elected magistrate for this
i do have a question about
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: the choice of
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: either these characters
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: in
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: that what the fuck do they have
to do with christmas
[macho_kringle]: easily
[mattward]: well dare
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: devil is
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: catholic so he observes a lot of
jesus related
[macho_kringle]: ah
[mattward]: things such
[macho_kringle]: hm
[mattward]: as christmas
[magistrate]: so
[macho_kringle]: and
[magistrate]: this
[macho_kringle]: then black dynamite
[magistrate]: this
[mattward]: and
[macho_kringle]: go ahead
[magistrate]: the spirit of christmas is
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: observing
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: it
[macho_kringle]: m hm
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: ye
[mattward]: well
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: yes he's also a lawyer so he's
quite rich
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: i
[spinner]: ah
[mattward]: don't know where i
[macho_kringle]: okay
[spinner]: you keep saying points
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: like they matter
[macho_kringle]: and then
[spinner]: don't forget he has brown hair
[magistrate]: i heard
[macho_kringle]: and
[magistrate]: he's
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: then
[spinner]: don't
[magistrate]: blind
[spinner]: forget
[macho_kringle]: black
[spinner]: that part
[macho_kringle]: dynamite black dynamite
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: having been an orphan has
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: always wanted to part of the reason
why
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: he runs an orphanage is because he's
always
[mattward]: i
[macho_kringle]: wanted a family so bull horn cream
corn
[spinner]: kay
[macho_kringle]: honey bee
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: like that's his family and the children
[spinner]: the
[macho_kringle]: are
[magistrate]: those
[macho_kringle]: his
[magistrate]: are
[macho_kringle]: responsibility
[magistrate]: his elves
[macho_kringle]: you could
[magistrate]: and
[macho_kringle]: say
[magistrate]: he
[macho_kringle]: that
[magistrate]: uses
[macho_kringle]: as
[magistrate]: them
[macho_kringle]: well
[magistrate]: to make toys and sell
[macho_kringle]: for
[magistrate]: them
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: the
[magistrate]: at
[macho_kringle]: children
[magistrate]: a nominal
[cobra]: no
[magistrate]: profit while not paying
[macho_kringle]: to
[magistrate]: the children
[macho_kringle]: keep
[cobra]: we're back
[macho_kringle]: what
[cobra]: we're
[macho_kringle]: without
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: back to center class
[macho_kringle]: without
[cobra]: then
[macho_kringle]: the roof needs to be provided for
the utility bills do not stop
[cobra]: yes
[macho_kringle]: you must run and you need
[magistrate]: m yeah
[macho_kringle]: to feed these children so base on
that life experience he wants
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: to grow the operation to spread more
joy and make sure that all the orphanages
[macho_kringle]: especially are taken care of but then
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: lo raden
[spinner]: o
[macho_kringle]: has come down and she can wants
to come in things up now who the
[macho_kringle]: hell is interrupted
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: with
[spinner]: a
[macho_kringle]: my holiday chair
[spinner]: holiday a
[macho_kringle]: you know you don't you don't do
that
[magistrate]: hey chris chris is
[mattward]: i
[magistrate]: that is that the fight sound or
the sex sound they sound
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: really similar to me and i just
want to
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: know
[spinner]: it sound exact same
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: listen
[mattward]: a little bit but
[macho_kringle]: while you well black with every between
battles right between bouts
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: black dinametewill proceed
[spinner]: we got
[macho_kringle]: to approach
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: katana whoever
[spinner]: raden
[macho_kringle]: and whoever
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: and raiding and just you know proceed
to
[cobra]: what
[macho_kringle]: try the different
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: positions
[spinner]: luke
[macho_kringle]: that
[spinner]: age
[macho_kringle]: are found in the astrological
[spinner]: not luke age
[macho_kringle]: coma
[spinner]: johnny
[cobra]: gore
[macho_kringle]: sutra
[spinner]: gage
[macho_kringle]: okay
[cobra]: gore
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: so
[spinner]: good cora
[macho_kringle]: when
[mattward]: um
[macho_kringle]: goro lots of hands a lot of
dick lots of hands but you see the
[macho_kringle]: christmas spirit must be upheld and maintained
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: right and so just because you use
the fist cuffs that does not
[mattward]: ping
[spinner]: it's
[macho_kringle]: mean
[spinner]: not
[mattward]: up
[spinner]: me
[macho_kringle]: it does not mean
[magistrate]: all right
[macho_kringle]: that the cheer cannot be spread sexually
[magistrate]: so great
[spinner]: this is like word salad
[magistrate]: i just want to come back
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: like
[magistrate]: and
[spinner]: i have
[magistrate]: understand
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: tastes
[spinner]: idea what
[macho_kringle]: good
[spinner]: he's saying
[magistrate]: dare devil
[macho_kringle]: it tasted very
[magistrate]: or
[macho_kringle]: good
[spinner]: don't forget
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: also matt just to help you out
[magistrate]: yep
[spinner]: dare devil wears glasses
[mattward]: he does
[magistrate]: thank you
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: ah
[mattward]: and he doesn't have a
[magistrate]: isn't he
[mattward]: and
[magistrate]: blind
[mattward]: and his dad is dead
[magistrate]: first of all
[spinner]: and it's
[cobra]: and
[mattward]: let's
[cobra]: he's
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: blind
[mattward]: let
[magistrate]: first
[mattward]: that
[magistrate]: of
[mattward]: one
[magistrate]: all you christmas bethaham
[mattward]: i'm
[magistrate]: brawlers
[mattward]: basically just
[cobra]: yes
[magistrate]: you need
[mattward]: just
[magistrate]: to pick
[mattward]: describing
[magistrate]: pick
[mattward]: daredevil
[magistrate]: pick one
[macho_kringle]: we can
[magistrate]: pick
[macho_kringle]: we
[magistrate]: one
[macho_kringle]: can pick o but you asked us
to connect the dots and we have done
[macho_kringle]: so thoroughly matt
[magistrate]: great
[macho_kringle]: what do you think
[mattward]: i think
[spinner]: what's your final
[mattward]: we
[spinner]: answer regius
[mattward]: i
[spinner]: filon
[mattward]: think we should go with black dynamite
because the more i discussed
[spinner]: he more
[mattward]: star devil the more i realize
[magistrate]: ya
[mattward]: that
[spinner]: the more you
[magistrate]: wow
[spinner]: convince yourself
[magistrate]: interesting
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: he's a sad sad angry
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: catholic boy i don't think he's goin
to best make decisions he's you know
[macho_kringle]: he's a great
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: i'm gonna
[macho_kringle]: fighter
[mattward]: go with black
[magistrate]: ah
[mattward]: dynamite
[macho_kringle]: we can always sub him in because
when you need to chisel like two fighters
[macho_kringle]: that you have black dynamite
[magistrate]: yes
[macho_kringle]: as the lead and dare devil can
switch if you
[magistrate]: no
[macho_kringle]: need to to build
[mattward]: plus
[macho_kringle]: up your
[magistrate]: you
[macho_kringle]: fight
[cobra]: this
[magistrate]: can't
[macho_kringle]: meter
[cobra]: isn't
[mattward]: dare
[magistrate]: that's
[mattward]: devil
[cobra]: marvell
[magistrate]: that's
[cobra]: versus
[magistrate]: not how this
[cobra]: cap
[magistrate]: term
[cobra]: com
[magistrate]: works
[macho_kringle]: listen
[cobra]: this is
[macho_kringle]: i
[mattward]: plus
[macho_kringle]: was
[cobra]: not
[macho_kringle]: just
[cobra]: marvel
[macho_kringle]: saying
[cobra]: versus cap combat
[macho_kringle]: i
[cobra]: the
[macho_kringle]: don't
[cobra]: funk
[magistrate]: moral
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: play
[magistrate]: combat
[macho_kringle]: this game
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: i
[magistrate]: moral
[macho_kringle]: don't
[magistrate]: combat
[macho_kringle]: play
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: mortal
[spinner]: black
[mattward]: what
[macho_kringle]: combat
[spinner]: dynamo
[magistrate]: fatalities
[spinner]: black
[magistrate]: only
[macho_kringle]: okay
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: plus
[macho_kringle]: okay
[mattward]: are
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: devil
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: okay
[mattward]: there dare devil won't do fatalities he's
[magistrate]: mhscotdamn
[mattward]: just he's not about that he just
[macho_kringle]: black
[mattward]: sort
[macho_kringle]: dynamite
[magistrate]: coward
[mattward]: of like
[macho_kringle]: will
[mattward]: morally
[macho_kringle]: fully
[mattward]: be a post
[cobra]: true
[macho_kringle]: proceed
[mattward]: so
[cobra]: true
[mattward]: i think
[cobra]: true
[macho_kringle]: interrupt
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: i think
[macho_kringle]: your
[mattward]: black
[macho_kringle]: life with
[mattward]: in
[macho_kringle]: his
[mattward]: an
[macho_kringle]: co
[mattward]: lit for sure
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: oh guy sorry unfortunately scorpion just
[magistrate]: uh
[spinner]: ripped out black dinamasheart awkward
[magistrate]: um moving
[spinner]: fatality
[macho_kringle]: and
[magistrate]: on
[macho_kringle]: yet
[magistrate]: moving on we're
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: asking
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: believe
[magistrate]: the next
[cobra]: you
[magistrate]: question
[cobra]: guys did pig john maclean
[magistrate]: we're asking the next question
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: eat it
[spinner]: eat it
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: o
[macho_kringle]: yeah ho
[mattward]: that's only work it's mortal
[magistrate]: this
[mattward]: combat turn health an an airport
[magistrate]: well you know what
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: we're not
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: talking about that any more we're on
to the next
[spinner]: or
[magistrate]: question
[spinner]: a building
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: so you all need
[mattward]: okay
[magistrate]: to shut the
[spinner]: yahsegue
[magistrate]: fuck up
[cobra]: ah
[magistrate]: this question
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: is
[macho_kringle]: yes
[magistrate]: four
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: jew crew
[spinner]: a
[magistrate]: could i say the hebrew hammers would
that be allowed
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: sure sure
[spinner]: i will
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: i will
[macho_kringle]: i
[spinner]: allow
[macho_kringle]: like
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: it
[macho_kringle]: the
[cobra]: i
[macho_kringle]: iteration
[cobra]: allow it as well
[magistrate]: if you
[spinner]: sustain
[magistrate]: will
[spinner]: sustained
[magistrate]: this
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: is their question
[cobra]: proceed
[magistrate]: this
[macho_kringle]: a
[magistrate]: is only their question so here's what
i need
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: you to do
[mattward]: ye
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: hanka
[cobra]: i
[mattward]: h
[cobra]: dealt
[mattward]: h
[magistrate]: hanka needs
[spinner]: okay
[magistrate]: its
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: own hanka movie there's not enough hanka
movies in the world
[spinner]: amen
[magistrate]: so i need
[spinner]: praise
[magistrate]: you
[spinner]: jesus
[magistrate]: i need you guys
[spinner]: sorry wrong guy
[cobra]: what
[magistrate]: and
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: wrong guy
[magistrate]: i need you guys in about i'm
gonna
[macho_kringle]: eliza
[magistrate]: cap you about ten
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: minutes because i know how
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: we work on the show in
[spinner]: okay
[magistrate]: ten minutes i need
[cobra]: i
[magistrate]: you
[cobra]: know
[magistrate]: to
[cobra]: wat you're
[magistrate]: create
[cobra]: talking about
[magistrate]: me
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: the script for the next great hanka
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: movie and i'm going to put a
little
[spinner]: i'm gonna put a
[magistrate]: just
[spinner]: level
[magistrate]: a little bit of restraint to you
to give you some focus
[spinner]: okay
[cobra]: a
[magistrate]: i wanted
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: to be a buddy cop
[mattward]: if
[magistrate]: action flick if you will think like
[mattward]: as
[spinner]: love it
[magistrate]: lethal weapon may be not lethal weapon
because but you know what i mean
[cobra]: yes
[mattward]: a
[spinner]: lead
[mattward]: a
[spinner]: the weapon without the anticevothism
[cobra]: you
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: want us to make a honicamove mel
gibson
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: that talk about an impossible
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: if
[cobra]: task
[macho_kringle]: you did that that would have been
a cluster fouk
[magistrate]: but a buddy cop action film
[spinner]: so kane
[cobra]: okay
[spinner]: west and
[cobra]: yea
[spinner]: mel gibs and their partners
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: they get along
[mattward]: uh
[spinner]: just far and
[cobra]: oh my god
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: thank the
[cobra]: okay so
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: true
[spinner]: okay so it's
[cobra]: i
[spinner]: a buddy
[cobra]: think
[spinner]: cop so
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: for
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: any buddy cap movie guys who
[magistrate]: m
[spinner]: immediately
[mattward]: okay
[spinner]: aren't friends but then
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: sorry
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: get along
[magistrate]: spencer i just want to add in
two things
[spinner]: yes
[magistrate]: all you need to do don't go
too far into it but title obviously important
[spinner]: yes
[magistrate]: and then
[cobra]: live
[magistrate]: the
[cobra]: that for the end
[magistrate]: and then the two actors who are
gonna play the buddies
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: okay
[magistrate]: but cops if you will
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: can
[spinner]: got
[cobra]: we
[spinner]: it
[cobra]: do
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: we have to pick that can we
choose
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: m
[cobra]: actors from any era at any point
in time
[magistrate]: m
[cobra]: or
[magistrate]: you're making it today
[spinner]: yeah we know oscar
[cobra]: fuck
[spinner]: isa's going to be
[magistrate]: m
[spinner]: there
[magistrate]: obviously
[mattward]: m
[cobra]: no no no no no
[spinner]: no this
[cobra]: this
[spinner]: is
[cobra]: has to be in an
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: all jew crew
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: this movie
[spinner]: that's going to be tough
[cobra]: i know
[spinner]: no
[cobra]: that's why
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: i
[spinner]: they
[cobra]: asked
[spinner]: don't
[cobra]: because
[spinner]: have
[cobra]: otherwise otherwise it would be justin hoffman
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: and mel brooks
[magistrate]: he's still alive
[cobra]: but yeah
[spinner]: no
[cobra]: but they're
[spinner]: no no
[cobra]: too old
[spinner]: no
[cobra]: to make a buddy buddy cop movie
[spinner]: he's the no nonsense police chief
[cobra]: yeah oh i like it okay okay
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: i liked it
[spinner]: so um wait we can get actors
that aren't jewish to play jews that's what
[spinner]: acting is
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: no but that's going to get counselled
no i won't
[spinner]: no no
[cobra]: whom i
[spinner]: no
[cobra]: who am i kidding
[magistrate]: m
[cobra]: is
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: never going to get cancelled
[spinner]: it'll it'll
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: thrive
[cobra]: oh yeah
[spinner]: i think we get
[cobra]: okay
[spinner]: ryan reynolds because
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: he's always good in
[cobra]: perfect
[spinner]: a buddy cop comedy
[cobra]: so he's
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: he's like the loose canon
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: sort
[spinner]: but he's
[cobra]: of like
[magistrate]: m
[cobra]: joe cracking
[spinner]: jewish
[cobra]: like
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: gay
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: so
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: his name is david lebovit
[spinner]: got it
[magistrate]: great
[cobra]: a
[spinner]: david leboitts
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: gonna say like that because it sounds
better
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: sure
[spinner]: and
[cobra]: whatever
[spinner]: should
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: should his partner be a non jew
[mattward]: a
[cobra]: like an o
[spinner]: and
[cobra]: and
[spinner]: a
[cobra]: he teaches the
[spinner]: like
[cobra]: meaning
[spinner]: a gentile
[cobra]: of hanica to him
[spinner]: yeah exactly that's
[cobra]: uh
[spinner]: what i'm thinking ready no no the
other cup is a former jew who's lost
[spinner]: his belief
[cobra]: oh i like
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: it
[spinner]: and he's like and he's like
[cobra]: has to
[spinner]: honi
[cobra]: be an older
[spinner]: didn't
[cobra]: dude
[spinner]: honi didn't save my wife and kid
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: when they were murdered
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: on the seventh day of honica
[magistrate]: can i can i offer
[spinner]: yah
[cobra]: they died eating lot kiss
[magistrate]: can i can i offer such a
baron cone
[spinner]: h
[magistrate]: to play that character
[spinner]: yes
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: i love that casting
[cobra]: oh my
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: god
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: okay
[spinner]: where was honica when my wife was
six
[cobra]: what
[spinner]: feet in oil oh
[macho_kringle]: sexually
[cobra]: where where was hanna when my son
was choking
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: on some gun ot
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: sexually
[spinner]: and then
[cobra]: yes
[spinner]: the premise of the movie
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: is they have eight days
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: to stop
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: who's who's the who's the villain
[spinner]: the villain
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: is
[cobra]: kin
[spinner]: hart
[cobra]: no i'm kidding
[spinner]: no i was gonna say harvey wine
stan
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: no
[magistrate]: wow
[spinner]: he's a bad representation we
[cobra]: jeffrey
[spinner]: have to
[cobra]: epstein
[spinner]: stop him even
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: with stop naming bad jews
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: it's not helping
[magistrate]: uh
[spinner]: us um
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: no they have
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: to stop there's a there's a guy
who's bombing
[mattward]: ah
[spinner]: a town a no a different area
of the city every day every night of
[spinner]: honica
[cobra]: okay
[spinner]: every day there's a new
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: played
[spinner]: bombing and the
[cobra]: by
[spinner]: eighth
[cobra]: mel gibson
[macho_kringle]: ye
[spinner]: no this has to make it to
theaters and it's
[magistrate]: ah
[cobra]: i like that i like the idea
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: of
[spinner]: so
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: threat
[spinner]: and then the eighth day is like
he's going to nuk the city
[magistrate]: so spencer can
[cobra]: okay
[magistrate]: i just i just want to help
you guys
[spinner]: no
[magistrate]: hear the explosions are always like the
top of a sky scraper there
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: by making it like a candle stick
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: i
[cobra]: nice
[spinner]: love it
[magistrate]: ah
[spinner]: i love
[cobra]: nice
[spinner]: it
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: he's like blowing them up
[magistrate]: ah
[spinner]: across the city
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: to make
[cobra]: s
[spinner]: is he prolong
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: i don't know it that symbolism i
think he's
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: dina he has to be antonia
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah yeah of course
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: it turns out to be cinder
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: whatever that
[magistrate]: uh
[spinner]: horrible santa claus
[mattward]: center class all right
[cobra]: oh it's center
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: clause okay
[magistrate]: um
[spinner]: claus
[macho_kringle]: you
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: keep santa clara his name out
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: your mouth
[magistrate]: m so it's not black pete just
silver clear
[mattward]: remember
[spinner]: no no
[mattward]: remember what he
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: created not what he was
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: no
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: yeah not what he stands for
[mattward]: for the love of god please
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: remember what he made
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: not what he was
[macho_kringle]: stop repeating it
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: ah the bad guy let's who's the
cast for the bad guy he's going
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: to be like some deranged bomber
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: m i'm gonna
[magistrate]: jason isak
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: who's jason
[mattward]: my
[spinner]: isa
[magistrate]: i
[macho_kringle]: yo
[cobra]: why
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: he's
[macho_kringle]: ma
[mattward]: ah
[magistrate]: evil malto
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: hm
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: no we need a big we need
a big name to get
[magistrate]: bigger
[spinner]: people
[magistrate]: name
[spinner]: to see
[macho_kringle]: what
[spinner]: this movie
[macho_kringle]: shame
[magistrate]: david
[macho_kringle]: on you
[magistrate]: david swimmer
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: ye
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: what stop i
[cobra]: it's
[spinner]: said
[cobra]: as ross keller
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: as
[macho_kringle]: i think
[cobra]: russ keller he's the
[macho_kringle]: matt
[cobra]: he's the
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: he's gone evil
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: mat
[spinner]: oh no i
[macho_kringle]: i
[spinner]: got
[macho_kringle]: think
[spinner]: it
[macho_kringle]: the magistrate has
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: just swung in our favor
[mattward]: uh
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: ready
[magistrate]: the two
[spinner]: we
[magistrate]: other
[mattward]: uh
[spinner]: got
[magistrate]: if
[spinner]: ezra
[magistrate]: you want to
[spinner]: miller
[magistrate]: if you want a big name oh
[cobra]: as a miller i
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: like this
[magistrate]: i don't know if
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: i can be in movies
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: what
[macho_kringle]: or throw
[magistrate]: about
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: it's
[spinner]: that's
[macho_kringle]: on
[spinner]: movie
[macho_kringle]: kevin
[cobra]: an it's
[macho_kringle]: smacy
[cobra]: not it's not even a character it's
just sera miller
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: as himself
[magistrate]: what if it was andy sandburg playing
ezra miller
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: that's
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: a great that's a great concept
[cobra]: nice oh
[magistrate]: m
[macho_kringle]: yes
[cobra]: ship now i want now i want
in december
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: to be one of the cops
[spinner]: no no it's better for him to
play villain it's it's a bigger
[magistrate]: m
[spinner]: return for him to character turn
[cobra]: okay all right fine
[macho_kringle]: ah
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: and then
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: and
[spinner]: so
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: they have
[cobra]: i'm
[spinner]: they
[cobra]: thinking
[spinner]: have to stop
[cobra]: about the
[spinner]: them
[cobra]: title
[spinner]: obviously
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: eight days of fright that sounds like
a horror movie
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: let's go with
[cobra]: uh
[spinner]: the
[cobra]: h
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: what about the festival oh come on
working on guys festival
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: that's why
[spinner]: of
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: that's why where i'm going as well
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: has
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: quick
[cobra]: to
[macho_kringle]: use
[cobra]: be
[macho_kringle]: the light sabers
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: i
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: was going
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: to say festival
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: of
[macho_kringle]: my
[cobra]: light tamers
[macho_kringle]: yeah oh
[spinner]: yeah but
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: we just call it enlightenment it's kind
of like
[cobra]: that's gross
[spinner]: no
[cobra]: i
[spinner]: festival
[cobra]: hate it
[spinner]: of the festival of
[macho_kringle]: m yeah
[spinner]: enlightenment
[macho_kringle]: sounds like a doctrination
[cobra]: no
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: that's what
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: the
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: bomber
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: calls the
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: event
[macho_kringle]: okay
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: you know it's like scary
[cobra]: h
[magistrate]: ah
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: h
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: fine
[spinner]: is this serious film guys this isn't
a joke
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: o
[magistrate]: m we got book
[cobra]: i can't we can give it like
a sort of a symbolic name eight candles
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: yes oh
[cobra]: something
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: like that
[spinner]: okay that's like a better action movie
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: name shorter
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: to the point but i think that
his bombing should be called the festival of
[spinner]: enlightenment because i think that's something a
crazy person would come
[cobra]: really
[spinner]: up with myself
[cobra]: really swinging for that idea
[spinner]: i'm
[cobra]: aren't
[spinner]: really
[cobra]: you
[spinner]: i'm really i'm real i'm stuck up
on that idea i'm gonna
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: and then he's going to say
[magistrate]: h
[spinner]: we need lastly we need to catch
rats
[magistrate]: h
[spinner]: when they kill the bad guy
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: muscle tough
[cobra]: m
[spinner]: michel
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: tells
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: about the fuckerit's
[cobra]: yeah yeah yeah
[spinner]: not bad not bad
[magistrate]: can you work drat
[cobra]: no
[magistrate]: into the title
[cobra]: no
[magistrate]: somehow
[cobra]: i know no
[magistrate]: right
[cobra]: no hanka guilt for you
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: no that's no that's worse
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: tough mother suckers better
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: yeah i think that's it
[cobra]: i
[spinner]: right
[cobra]: want to work you want
[spinner]: do
[cobra]: to
[spinner]: we
[cobra]: work drave into the title
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: yet
[macho_kringle]: ah
[spinner]: that won't work
[magistrate]: okay
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: just try to help
[spinner]: radldradel
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: maybe it
[spinner]: dratel
[cobra]: was a gambling movie
[spinner]: i
[cobra]: a gambling
[spinner]: made it
[cobra]: addiction
[spinner]: out of
[cobra]: movie
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: no it's a buddy cop action film
it's called
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: eight candles
[cobra]: eight
[magistrate]: but
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: candles
[magistrate]: maybe you
[cobra]: yea
[magistrate]: can work
[spinner]: because
[magistrate]: in the
[spinner]: that's
[magistrate]: dratling
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: what he
[magistrate]: that like jake jake sorry not jakesalinhall
brandon cone
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: lost his family's fortune
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: and like gambling
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: on
[cobra]: drat
[magistrate]: total
[spinner]: in
[magistrate]: gambling
[cobra]: drat
[spinner]: a game of
[magistrate]: ring
[cobra]: gambling
[spinner]: in a game of dradel
[magistrate]: yeah and that's why it's still mad
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: the drados
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: failed me
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: hanka
[spinner]: where was
[cobra]: failed
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: me
[spinner]: where was honicawhat it's my life in
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: a game of dradel
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: i lost it all
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: i lost it all
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: on
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: what the letters on
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: i lost
[cobra]: it's
[spinner]: it all
[cobra]: a
[spinner]: on gimme
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: an gimme
[magistrate]: h all
[spinner]: that's
[magistrate]: right
[spinner]: a huge joke for you boys
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: we all got it we're all laughing
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: um
[spinner]: you can't laugh chris
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: you're
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: gentile
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: okay
[cobra]: ah
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: h
[magistrate]: great job
[macho_kringle]: h
[magistrate]: so
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: just to just to re cap here
the movie is called what
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: eight
[spinner]: eight candles
[cobra]: candles
[macho_kringle]: ye
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: eight candles and
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: its
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: stars
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: seciabarencone
[mattward]: yeah m
[cobra]: the
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: grizzled
[spinner]: my
[cobra]: old
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: cop what's his
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: name we didn't give him a
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: name
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: h
[spinner]: oh he's
[mattward]: h
[spinner]: he was
[cobra]: i am
[spinner]: are
[cobra]: i am
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: goldburg
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: no he was are stein but he
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: changed his name to
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: john smith out of anger
[cobra]: as are
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: aristenholyshit
[mattward]: differ
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: are
[magistrate]: ah
[spinner]: ten
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: he's
[cobra]: restin
[spinner]: like
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: i'm not
[macho_kringle]: yes
[mattward]: a
[spinner]: he renounced his faith so
[magistrate]: and then
[spinner]: now now he's now he's mohamed smith
[magistrate]: no
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: no
[spinner]: two most common names
[magistrate]: no
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: he's pet black
[spinner]: m
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: no
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: no
[cobra]: no no he's not no he's
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: not
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: we're
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: saving this we're saving
[macho_kringle]: this is
[spinner]: that
[macho_kringle]: a different
[spinner]: character
[macho_kringle]: kind of ghost power that i don't
think is going to translate
[magistrate]: now
[macho_kringle]: i feel
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: like i need to play i
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: need to put my foot down
[magistrate]: and sorry
[macho_kringle]: my slipper foot
[magistrate]: ryan reynolds is in it as well
and he's playing
[macho_kringle]: hm
[spinner]: yes
[cobra]: david liboit
[magistrate]: david okay and then we have andy
sam burge as miller oh
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: ah
[cobra]: yes yes
[magistrate]: i love
[spinner]: we'll
[cobra]: and
[magistrate]: it
[macho_kringle]: you
[spinner]: change
[cobra]: dustin
[macho_kringle]: can't
[spinner]: the name
[cobra]: hoffman
[spinner]: by one
[macho_kringle]: catch
[spinner]: who
[macho_kringle]: me because
[cobra]: and
[macho_kringle]: i'm in another
[cobra]: dustin
[macho_kringle]: universe
[cobra]: hoffman
[magistrate]: m
[cobra]: as
[macho_kringle]: a
[cobra]: captain goldburg
[spinner]: i nailed it i want to catch
chriss as mill because he just nailed
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: that
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: love it perfect don
[spinner]: you can't
[cobra]: ah
[spinner]: catch me because i'm in another universe
[mattward]: ah
[cobra]: u
[spinner]: the best
[magistrate]: all right
[spinner]: line is opening
[macho_kringle]: god m
[magistrate]: all right good job everybody
[macho_kringle]: i'm the flash
[cobra]: h oh oh
[spinner]: i will
[magistrate]: let's
[spinner]: always be the flash
[magistrate]: let's move on
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: a question for both teams frosty this
ole man has become a free agent he's
[magistrate]: no longer aligning himself with christmas how
would you
[spinner]: about time
[magistrate]: woo him convince him to either come
back to your team
[spinner]: ah
[magistrate]: for the christ is side or join
the honaca team since
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: the cristmas team has been sitting on
the
[spinner]: m
[magistrate]: side lines for
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: a while we'll let you guys go
first
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: on this one hiring
[macho_kringle]: okay
[magistrate]: a frosty back
[macho_kringle]: matt
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: yah
[magistrate]: ah
[macho_kringle]: same should we should we free free
wheel this or should we
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: apply some of our old school tactics
[mattward]: i don't know i'm confused i thought
we were doing a movie
[macho_kringle]: we
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: don't
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: know
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: we
[spinner]: that
[macho_kringle]: never
[spinner]: was
[macho_kringle]: know
[spinner]: just
[macho_kringle]: what's
[spinner]: for
[macho_kringle]: going
[spinner]: us
[macho_kringle]: to happen
[spinner]: he
[macho_kringle]: it's
[spinner]: was
[macho_kringle]: okay
[spinner]: writing
[mattward]: i was
[spinner]: it the
[mattward]: literally
[spinner]: whole time
[mattward]: i was literally listening to nothing for
the last ten s
[macho_kringle]: i
[mattward]: i
[macho_kringle]: got
[mattward]: was
[macho_kringle]: this
[mattward]: coming up with movie
[macho_kringle]: i got this i got this
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: we
[magistrate]: i knew
[macho_kringle]: got
[mattward]: so
[magistrate]: you
[macho_kringle]: this
[magistrate]: would that's
[macho_kringle]: were
[magistrate]: why
[macho_kringle]: good
[magistrate]: i didn't give
[mattward]: just
[magistrate]: you
[mattward]: so
[magistrate]: one
[mattward]: oukusttoyou
[macho_kringle]: we good
[mattward]: know though we had a movie with
kevin hart and bob
[magistrate]: m
[mattward]: hart bob new heart called heart to
heart seasons
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: breathings
[macho_kringle]: a
[mattward]: you'll never know what it is now
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: never
[mattward]: anyway go
[cobra]: seasons
[mattward]: on
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: grievings
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: i love it
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: i love
[spinner]: it's
[cobra]: it
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: true
[macho_kringle]: frosty
[spinner]: a true travesty
[cobra]: actually
[macho_kringle]: is the free
[cobra]: season
[macho_kringle]: agent that's okay
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: season
[macho_kringle]: because we've
[cobra]: grieving
[mattward]: my
[macho_kringle]: got
[cobra]: sounds like a jewish name for a
movie
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: you could say that
[mattward]: louise
[macho_kringle]: ye
[mattward]: louise goose mon was a mall santa
selling cocaine to
[magistrate]: hey
[mattward]: kids
[magistrate]: we're not talking
[mattward]: just
[magistrate]: about
[mattward]: on to
[magistrate]: your movie that doesn't
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: exist we're talking about frosty
[spinner]: well
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: we're not
[macho_kringle]: frosty
[spinner]: talking about your movie
[macho_kringle]: is
[spinner]: that
[macho_kringle]: a frosty is a free
[spinner]: we're
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: agent
[spinner]: not
[macho_kringle]: and that's okay we're goin
[magistrate]: yep
[macho_kringle]: to easily rope him back to the
side of christmas where the times are good
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: the seasons are even better walk with
me frosty is tired of being alone what
[macho_kringle]: is frosty need he needs a little
bit of intimacy what are you going to
[macho_kringle]: do you gonna ship his ass to
miami all expenses aid in an ice box
[macho_kringle]: littered
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: snow bunnies
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: yes
[macho_kringle]: some
[spinner]: is
[macho_kringle]: snow
[spinner]: that what he
[mattward]: it
[spinner]: sleeps with
[macho_kringle]: with some snow
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: think interpret that as you will and
then we're
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: going
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: to top it off within all expense
paid
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: boat
[mattward]: i
[macho_kringle]: crews that's also a
[mattward]: ye
[macho_kringle]: mall
[spinner]: also a mo
[macho_kringle]: why because frosty
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: needs time to shop baby frosty his
frosty frosty his ass out don't look fresh
[macho_kringle]: look
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: at his kicks he ain't got none
as the last time frosty got fresh as
[macho_kringle]: jordan's we're gonna pay for that
[spinner]: a
[macho_kringle]: frosty you don't ave to orry about
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: ship you know why because we're
[spinner]: what
[macho_kringle]: about to make it snow
[spinner]: we
[macho_kringle]: and were about to make it rain
from your snow bunny
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: of the twenty twenty two slash twenty
ten three
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: years she hasn't even been crowned yet
but we got you we got you
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: frosty
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: how can you resist
[cobra]: gonna
[macho_kringle]: love
[cobra]: give
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: him feed as well
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: said
[mattward]: i
[macho_kringle]: dot
[mattward]: agree
[macho_kringle]: dot
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: with all that i agree with
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: all
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: of that but bob new heart was
a grizzled
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: cop who had nothing less
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: celuritous you're missing out on goal
[macho_kringle]: some
[mattward]: here
[macho_kringle]: and
[spinner]: guys
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: chevet
[spinner]: we can
[macho_kringle]: heart
[spinner]: we can't talk about we can't keep
talking about this movie that i definitely want
[spinner]: to invest in okay
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: we got to move on
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: we'll
[macho_kringle]: all
[spinner]: talk
[macho_kringle]: we ad
[spinner]: later
[macho_kringle]: is all we
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: need is ten thousand dollars to start
[magistrate]: great
[spinner]: call me
[mattward]: all that all
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: okay
[mattward]: that about frosty need and kicks im
all
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: behind
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: that honuverset
[macho_kringle]: you
[magistrate]: great
[macho_kringle]: see you see
[magistrate]: the you crew how
[spinner]: yes
[magistrate]: high and recruit frosty
[macho_kringle]: good
[spinner]: listen
[mattward]: okay
[macho_kringle]: luck
[spinner]: listen frosty
[mattward]: put
[spinner]: bubby
[macho_kringle]: tites and kicks
[spinner]: your
[macho_kringle]: bro
[spinner]: white
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: night
[macho_kringle]: kitties and kicks bro
[spinner]: ist of all i think frost would
melt on a
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: cruise just
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: saying
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: but
[cobra]: for sure
[spinner]: will move along you know we're not
here to
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: move
[spinner]: stop
[macho_kringle]: along
[spinner]: ship
[macho_kringle]: because
[spinner]: on their
[macho_kringle]: we got we
[spinner]: terrible
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: got him
[spinner]: ideas
[macho_kringle]: do you remember
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: avengers and all the scenes that vision
was in they had him in a ice
[macho_kringle]: pack
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: okay an ice back pack you can't
poke
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: holes in our system our strategy alas
as you were
[spinner]: listen
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: you're
[cobra]: i mean
[spinner]: with
[cobra]: what do you
[mattward]: but
[cobra]: mean
[spinner]: your
[cobra]: with you
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: we can poke holes you're giving gordons
to something that doesn't
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: have feet
[macho_kringle]: silence
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: the man needs to look fresh
[mattward]: yes oh
[macho_kringle]: as you were
[spinner]: this is this is our
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: time this is our time
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: you
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: had your
[cobra]: i
[macho_kringle]: time
[cobra]: think
[spinner]: we're going
[cobra]: so
[spinner]: to get him
[cobra]: here's the thing
[spinner]: such better
[cobra]: here's
[spinner]: shoes
[cobra]: here's
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: the thing here's the thing we all
know that frost is
[spinner]: ah
[cobra]: actually a lich
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: not
[spinner]: yes
[cobra]: just a regular character
[magistrate]: it's a truth
[cobra]: is a
[magistrate]: fact
[cobra]: lith
[spinner]: that is
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: that's fact
[cobra]: so so
[magistrate]: congratulations
[cobra]: the first thing that
[magistrate]: you
[cobra]: we're
[magistrate]: won
[cobra]: going
[magistrate]: this
[cobra]: to do
[magistrate]: round we don't need to talk any
more
[spinner]: i knew it
[cobra]: that's why i
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: said
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: it
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: m
[spinner]: so as
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: lich king we've crowned king
[cobra]: no wait wait
[spinner]: no you
[cobra]: don't
[spinner]: continue
[cobra]: derail this
[magistrate]: he's not the licking
[spinner]: okay
[cobra]: first
[magistrate]: that's
[cobra]: thing
[macho_kringle]: let
[magistrate]: artist
[macho_kringle]: him
[magistrate]: is a very different
[macho_kringle]: let
[magistrate]: person
[macho_kringle]: him don't restrain him
[cobra]: first thing first thing we offer we
offer to save his filactory in the most
[cobra]: secure
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: bank that we have that's the first
[spinner]: m
[cobra]: thing
[magistrate]: is that
[cobra]: ain't
[spinner]: of course
[cobra]: nobody stealing
[magistrate]: the
[cobra]: that
[magistrate]: green got's bank in harry potter
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: yes
[magistrate]: or
[spinner]: yes
[mattward]: i
[spinner]: that's
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: one of our oldest
[cobra]: dare
[spinner]: banks
[cobra]: you sir how dare you
[magistrate]: sorry that's just
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: what j
[spinner]: that's
[magistrate]: rolling
[spinner]: our
[magistrate]: told me
[spinner]: that's our
[magistrate]: my bed
[spinner]: that's our goblin bank
[macho_kringle]: doesn't look
[mattward]: okay
[macho_kringle]: like they're in sink anymore matt
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: i think i think they need to
they need
[mattward]: i
[macho_kringle]: to
[mattward]: think we
[macho_kringle]: get
[mattward]: see
[macho_kringle]: connected
[mattward]: i know
[cobra]: um
[spinner]: we're
[mattward]: we're
[spinner]: so
[mattward]: seeing poking holes in
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: their
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: nightly
[spinner]: we're
[mattward]: shoes
[spinner]: we're so in sink we're singing bye
bye bye
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: exactly
[spinner]: let's
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: go
[magistrate]: damn
[mattward]: i
[cobra]: and
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: then
[spinner]: got
[cobra]: so factory
[mattward]: es
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: safe ain't nobody touching it
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: mats pantomimi and sink right now this
is the level
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: we've gotten but you know whatever
[magistrate]: ah
[cobra]: and then
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: what we offer him
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: is something that is very related to
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: honica
[spinner]: snow
[cobra]: money
[spinner]: jobs
[cobra]: or that
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: i mean he can do whatever
[spinner]: sorry
[cobra]: he wants
[spinner]: continue
[cobra]: with this
[magistrate]: uh
[cobra]: money
[spinner]: continue
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: continue
[cobra]: now
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: what is okay
[magistrate]: h
[cobra]: pray tell
[mattward]: like frost
[cobra]: what
[mattward]: bite
[cobra]: is
[mattward]: would
[cobra]: a
[mattward]: be
[cobra]: snow
[mattward]: a
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: real
[cobra]: job
[mattward]: thing
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: if
[mattward]: frost
[spinner]: you don't
[mattward]: bite is a real ines there
[macho_kringle]: no
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: if you
[macho_kringle]: no
[spinner]: don't
[macho_kringle]: job
[spinner]: know what it's not ob is
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: well there's
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: the dirty sexually
[spinner]: you
[macho_kringle]: one
[spinner]: don't
[cobra]: it
[macho_kringle]: and then
[spinner]: deserve
[macho_kringle]: there's the other one
[spinner]: you
[cobra]: i
[spinner]: don't
[cobra]: know
[spinner]: deserve to
[cobra]: i
[spinner]: know
[cobra]: don't think i want to know
[macho_kringle]: you get
[mattward]: the
[macho_kringle]: beat
[mattward]: snowdrop
[macho_kringle]: up you get beat up
[mattward]: also
[macho_kringle]: and you
[mattward]: known
[macho_kringle]: get buried in snow
[spinner]: guys
[mattward]: also
[spinner]: guys
[mattward]: known as the chilly
[spinner]: yes
[mattward]: stranger
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: if you don't
[mattward]: ah
[spinner]: see
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: matt knows if you
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: don't know what a snow job is
you just stand ready
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: for it
[mattward]: uh
[macho_kringle]: i don't think that
[cobra]: i think i
[mattward]: h
[cobra]: i
[spinner]: luciano
[cobra]: think i'm okay with that
[spinner]: lucia
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: continue
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: um so we offer
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: him you know all the honda guilt
[spinner]: m
[cobra]: as a tie for him to be
[spinner]: join
[cobra]: part of our crew
[spinner]: our brotherhood
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: we also we can also offer him
maybe once a year control of the
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: jewish space laser what do yu think
about that
[spinner]: no no once
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: a year
[cobra]: just
[spinner]: like
[cobra]: once a year once
[spinner]: one
[cobra]: a
[spinner]: day
[cobra]: year one
[spinner]: you
[mattward]: i
[cobra]: day
[mattward]: feel
[spinner]: get
[mattward]: like
[cobra]: a
[mattward]: that requires more than just the two
of you to make that decision
[spinner]: no no we're
[macho_kringle]: i feel
[spinner]: all
[mattward]: your
[macho_kringle]: like
[spinner]: we
[cobra]: that's
[spinner]: are
[cobra]: why do you
[macho_kringle]: you're
[spinner]: we're
[macho_kringle]: you're
[cobra]: that's
[macho_kringle]: putting
[cobra]: why do
[spinner]: we're
[cobra]: you
[spinner]: well
[cobra]: think
[spinner]: co ordinated we're well
[cobra]: that's
[spinner]: coordinated
[cobra]: why do you think
[macho_kringle]: you
[mattward]: okay
[cobra]: you
[macho_kringle]: could you keep
[cobra]: we
[macho_kringle]: putting
[cobra]: want
[macho_kringle]: up
[cobra]: you to
[macho_kringle]: offer
[cobra]: think that
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: frosty
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: is in the room you keep
[mattward]: my
[macho_kringle]: putting things on the
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: table and
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: taking a how are you enticing him
baby
[mattward]: m
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: i just talked i just talked to
sorrows
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: and he gave me access
[magistrate]: yes
[spinner]: to the laser so we're fine
[macho_kringle]: he
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: i don't know if that's who they
always blame
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: yeah it is
[magistrate]: george sorrows
[spinner]: george
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: saros
[cobra]: jrcaroseah
[spinner]: he's the one they
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: always blame for
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: for some reason
[macho_kringle]: bass
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: what
[spinner]: the
[cobra]: the
[spinner]: globalist
[cobra]: only the only thing
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: that that that frosty
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: would
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: have to
[spinner]: m
[cobra]: do is he would have to answer
three questions from me brooks on the bridge
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: but that would be fine
[magistrate]: yeah no big kill
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: right
[spinner]: we're going to give him a snow
dick
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: because he hasn't
[cobra]: wow
[spinner]: had one for
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: years
[magistrate]: circumcised
[spinner]: maybe ever
[magistrate]: circumcised
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: of course
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: of course
[spinner]: well
[cobra]: it's circumcised
[mattward]: yeah i was gonna say
[spinner]: well that's
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: that's part that's
[mattward]: what
[spinner]: part
[mattward]: we
[spinner]: of the deal
[magistrate]: i was just
[spinner]: it's
[magistrate]: checking
[spinner]: got to be we're just
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: goin we're not going to make him
one like a force can then cut it
[spinner]: it's just going to be
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: made
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: without it
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: okay we're not monsters
[cobra]: that that
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: do
[cobra]: seems
[macho_kringle]: you see do you see what
[cobra]: that
[macho_kringle]: you're working
[cobra]: that
[macho_kringle]: with
[cobra]: seems accessive
[magistrate]: uh
[macho_kringle]: frosty
[spinner]: that
[cobra]: that
[macho_kringle]: do
[spinner]: seem
[macho_kringle]: you
[cobra]: seems
[macho_kringle]: see
[spinner]: successive
[macho_kringle]: what
[cobra]: accessive
[magistrate]: uh oh
[macho_kringle]: what lies before you frosty you get
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: a
[cobra]: you
[spinner]: we're
[cobra]: know
[macho_kringle]: shorn
[spinner]: going
[cobra]: i
[spinner]: to make
[cobra]: can
[macho_kringle]: dick
[cobra]: know
[macho_kringle]: versus
[cobra]: you know if we want
[macho_kringle]: a hole
[cobra]: if
[macho_kringle]: dick
[cobra]: we
[macho_kringle]: baby
[cobra]: wanted it to be if
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: you
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: wanted to be proper we can give
him we can his dick can be like
[cobra]: a popsicle and he can just unwrap
it and there
[magistrate]: you
[cobra]: circumcised
[magistrate]: guys done because that's i think we
[spinner]: no
[magistrate]: crossed
[spinner]: no
[magistrate]: the line
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: we're gonna
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: we're gonna
[magistrate]: this is bocal dick
[macho_kringle]: what flavor
[spinner]: we're gonna get him
[macho_kringle]: is
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: frosty's
[spinner]: hold
[macho_kringle]: popstical
[spinner]: on
[macho_kringle]: dick
[mattward]: just
[spinner]: i'm getting to that
[cobra]: m
[macho_kringle]: ah
[spinner]: that's literally
[cobra]: m
[spinner]: what say
[magistrate]: it's
[macho_kringle]: ah
[spinner]: no
[magistrate]: the
[spinner]: i'm
[macho_kringle]: go
[spinner]: just
[magistrate]: rocket
[spinner]: joking
[macho_kringle]: on
[magistrate]: right it's a little red on the
top
[spinner]: it's
[magistrate]: mostly
[spinner]: a rocket
[magistrate]: white and little blue at the bottom
[mattward]: we
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: we summed
[cobra]: it's one of the
[mattward]: up
[cobra]: ones
[mattward]: we basically
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: offered him shoes in a trip to
miami and you guys were offering him sexual
[mattward]: assault
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: like that's
[macho_kringle]: uh
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: a
[spinner]: sexual
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: salt
[cobra]: we were offering him the
[mattward]: ah
[cobra]: possibility of committing
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: sexual
[mattward]: m
[cobra]: assault wait
[mattward]: we'll
[cobra]: that's
[mattward]: give
[cobra]: what
[mattward]: you
[cobra]: i wanted
[mattward]: a dick
[cobra]: to say
[mattward]: and then
[macho_kringle]: uh
[mattward]: jerk you of
[macho_kringle]: you also
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: let's let's let's let's let's get technical
you also offered
[spinner]: so far
[cobra]: so
[macho_kringle]: to run
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: frosty through ames three questions
[spinner]: three
[macho_kringle]: from me bro that
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: sounds like a lot of pressure frost
steve do you think m lich
[magistrate]: all right
[spinner]: i think i think frosty said he
wants dick
[magistrate]: i think i think
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: we've had
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: we've had enough of this
[macho_kringle]: uh
[magistrate]: question for
[spinner]: we're
[magistrate]: us
[spinner]: going
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: to
[spinner]: to take his magic hat and put
it on his little
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: new penis
[macho_kringle]: see
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: and make
[macho_kringle]: see
[spinner]: it come
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: to life
[macho_kringle]: and this is
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: why frosty ain't goin aside with you
because
[magistrate]: frosts
[macho_kringle]: frosty would get a giant
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: as don
[magistrate]: frosty
[macho_kringle]: come
[mattward]: m
[magistrate]: is
[macho_kringle]: come
[magistrate]: going
[macho_kringle]: back
[magistrate]: to review
[macho_kringle]: come back to christmas
[spinner]: back to his
[macho_kringle]: it
[magistrate]: frosts
[macho_kringle]: ain't made
[magistrate]: gonna
[macho_kringle]: a cold
[mattward]: he
[macho_kringle]: baby but it's black
[magistrate]: okay all right wow
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: ye
[magistrate]: frosty's
[cobra]: jesus
[magistrate]: gonta review the offers and get
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: back to you at a later
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: date
[spinner]: oh god
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: um this question
[spinner]: they made a coal baby but
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: it's black
[magistrate]: this question
[spinner]: that
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: might have won him the
[magistrate]: it's
[spinner]: round
[magistrate]: just
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: fuck got us there
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: it's just
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: for christmas christmas
[macho_kringle]: oh yes sir
[magistrate]: i'm tired of all
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: stupid small town christmas romance movies
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: they're a problem they're messing up
[macho_kringle]: m oh
[magistrate]: fix everything
[macho_kringle]: hm
[magistrate]: i needed a
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: movie from
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: you guys
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: um it sounds like you did some
great work on the buddy cob movie i
[magistrate]: don't care
[spinner]: no the only rule is it can't
be uh
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: to tell
[mattward]: a
[spinner]: two hearts i forget
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: what it was
[magistrate]: no
[spinner]: already
[macho_kringle]: that's julie
[mattward]: heart
[cobra]: of
[magistrate]: yah
[cobra]: two
[mattward]: heart
[cobra]: art
[macho_kringle]: actually
[cobra]: that's
[macho_kringle]: the
[mattward]: heart
[macho_kringle]: alternate
[cobra]: actually
[mattward]: to heart
[cobra]: better
[magistrate]: h yeah
[spinner]: heart to heart season's grieving
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: i
[macho_kringle]: the
[cobra]: the
[macho_kringle]: working
[mattward]: that's it
[cobra]: two hearts is
[macho_kringle]: the
[cobra]: better
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: alternate
[spinner]: till
[macho_kringle]: title
[spinner]: two hard
[macho_kringle]: was
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: heart heart heart heart heart heart heart
heart heart
[mattward]: there
[spinner]: can't
[mattward]: you
[spinner]: be
[mattward]: go
[spinner]: that
[mattward]: and you
[magistrate]: great
[spinner]: either
[mattward]: got to see that
[magistrate]: moving on from whatever that was
[macho_kringle]: hm
[magistrate]: what we need though what
[mattward]: m
[magistrate]: we need to really capture be because
there's so many good christmas movies
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: that captured different john ight like we
have
[mattward]: ye
[magistrate]: the cop hard
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: to we have i saw a list
today where someone lifted the top christmas movie
[magistrate]: as a crazy night so we got
the honocatheme christmas movie which is great got
[spinner]: you can
[magistrate]: that
[spinner]: still
[magistrate]: knocked
[spinner]: that
[magistrate]: out
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: what
[spinner]: it's all we
[mattward]: grandly
[cobra]: what
[spinner]: have you can't
[mattward]: reline
[spinner]: take all we have
[magistrate]: gramlin's
[cobra]: it's
[magistrate]: also
[cobra]: the
[magistrate]: good movie
[cobra]: one we have
[magistrate]: so
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: quiet you guys you're not it's now
your turn so what i want from you
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: is i want
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: a christmas movie that its theme around
an apocdelypapocalyptic
[spinner]: con
[magistrate]: the world is
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: going to end movie
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: you know
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: like go storm
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: or
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: twenty twelve or
[spinner]: what would you reference go storm
[magistrate]: i just
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: but
[magistrate]: fucked
[spinner]: a weird
[magistrate]: my head
[spinner]: reference
[cobra]: yeah i as the first one
[spinner]: the
[cobra]: too
[spinner]: weirdest
[cobra]: like
[spinner]: fucking
[macho_kringle]: who
[spinner]: reference
[macho_kringle]: is
[cobra]: off
[macho_kringle]: in that
[cobra]: the like
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: off the
[macho_kringle]: i must
[cobra]: off
[macho_kringle]: reference
[cobra]: the gate
[macho_kringle]: this
[cobra]: go storm
[macho_kringle]: store
[spinner]: there's
[macho_kringle]: was dean
[spinner]: so many
[macho_kringle]: can
[spinner]: apocalypse
[macho_kringle]: in
[spinner]: movie
[macho_kringle]: this
[magistrate]: yes
[macho_kringle]: who was came
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: and david chardin
[cobra]: let's
[macho_kringle]: in this
[cobra]: let's come
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: out
[macho_kringle]: who
[cobra]: let's come out swinging
[macho_kringle]: who
[cobra]: from defenses with jail
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: storm
[macho_kringle]: who
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: everybody is going to
[mattward]: wait
[cobra]: get that reference
[macho_kringle]: was louise
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: goose man's unclad bastard son in this
in his directorial
[cobra]: ah um
[macho_kringle]: debut
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: maybe
[cobra]: jesus
[magistrate]: not go
[spinner]: h oh
[magistrate]: storm you pick at your movie
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: okay
[mattward]: all
[macho_kringle]: okay
[mattward]: right so what are
[spinner]: so
[mattward]: what re we doing re setting it
up like
[macho_kringle]: okay
[magistrate]: so yeah basically give me the plot
give me how it starts how it kind
[magistrate]: of runs and ends really short i
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: need a title and
[spinner]: ah
[magistrate]: then know
[mattward]: you
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: you know made
[mattward]: now
[magistrate]: character maybe here's a villain you know
don't go too deep into the but like
[magistrate]: three
[spinner]: a
[magistrate]: or four people
[spinner]: m
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: can they play
[spinner]: a mat
[mattward]: real people like it's almost semi autobodygraphical
[magistrate]: it could be whatever you wanted to
be yeah
[mattward]: right
[spinner]: that's like so kevin
[mattward]: i
[spinner]: hard
[mattward]: got
[spinner]: is a no nonsense cob
[macho_kringle]: yea
[mattward]: exactly
[spinner]: and
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: buff
[magistrate]: but
[spinner]: new art is for
[magistrate]: but i will
[macho_kringle]: and
[magistrate]: say
[macho_kringle]: what
[magistrate]: this
[macho_kringle]: christmas
[magistrate]: the movie is being
[spinner]: is
[magistrate]: made today
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: so these actors have to be
[mattward]: yah
[magistrate]: alive so i got
[macho_kringle]: hm
[magistrate]: bad news for you i'm pretty sure
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: bob knew or did
[magistrate]: well you are is dead
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: uh
[mattward]: i feel like did he i don't
know i feel like that's one of those
[mattward]: weird ones that's like
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: did he
[magistrate]: we we can look out
[spinner]: we're
[magistrate]: for
[spinner]: all
[magistrate]: you
[spinner]: looking at
[mattward]: i don't know
[macho_kringle]: find
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: what i'm laying
[spinner]: he's
[macho_kringle]: out
[spinner]: no no he's still alive
[magistrate]: present never mind then
[mattward]: he's still kicking
[magistrate]: he's
[spinner]: how
[magistrate]: ninety three
[spinner]: dare
[mattward]: well
[cobra]: how
[spinner]: you put
[cobra]: old
[spinner]: that on him
[magistrate]: i'm
[spinner]: how
[magistrate]: sorry
[cobra]: how
[spinner]: dare
[magistrate]: sir
[spinner]: you
[mattward]: i
[cobra]: old
[spinner]: put that
[cobra]: is
[spinner]: on
[cobra]: he
[spinner]: him
[cobra]: how old is he
[magistrate]: ninety
[cobra]: though
[magistrate]: three
[spinner]: ninety three
[mattward]: he
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: is
[cobra]: okay
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: father
[cobra]: that makes
[mattward]: christmas
[cobra]: sense
[magistrate]: kay
[spinner]: ah
[magistrate]: ah
[macho_kringle]: ah
[spinner]: so bob
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: new heart
[magistrate]: give me that movie
[cobra]: uh uh
[macho_kringle]: okay
[mattward]: um
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: i got you
[mattward]: i'm taking
[spinner]: i
[mattward]: the north poll melting due
[macho_kringle]: it's
[mattward]: to
[macho_kringle]: asma
[mattward]: north ellsmolng everyone's getting
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: flooded santa is coming
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: to save the day
[macho_kringle]: hm
[mattward]: um
[macho_kringle]: we stick with bob new heart or
do we swap him in
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: for curt words smith
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: for
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: that's
[mattward]: who
[spinner]: a good
[cobra]: god
[spinner]: casting
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: kurt
[cobra]: red
[macho_kringle]: word
[cobra]: red foreman
[macho_kringle]: red foreman
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: that's a great
[cobra]: nice
[spinner]: fan
[mattward]: red
[spinner]: casting
[mattward]: foreman
[cobra]: like the
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: asked
[cobra]: grumpy
[mattward]: you know what
[cobra]: as santa
[mattward]: red
[cobra]: claus
[mattward]: forming
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: of
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: yep
[macho_kringle]: okay
[magistrate]: good
[mattward]: yep
[magistrate]: job we
[mattward]: yep
[magistrate]: when age from a ninety three year
old to a seventy
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: nine year old
[macho_kringle]: he needs
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: to be limber
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: enough to stop the go storm
[magistrate]: it's fair
[spinner]: i feel like i feel like kirkwood
smith's like christmas catch phrase would be a
[spinner]: christmas
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: yeah well that could be it literally
gets here i hate christmas and it's just
[mattward]: because it's water everywhere and you know
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: you get soggy i don't know something
happens
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: he's blind
[macho_kringle]: a so it's
[mattward]: so the villain
[macho_kringle]: lip
[mattward]: is a guest local warming oh
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: and he needs to
[mattward]: is that what
[macho_kringle]: so
[cobra]: okay
[mattward]: the villain is
[macho_kringle]: i find with that
[spinner]: the same thing
[macho_kringle]: um who caused
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: global warming donald trump
[cobra]: wow
[mattward]: okay
[spinner]: a
[mattward]: that could be played by bob new
heart
[magistrate]: you
[cobra]: just
[magistrate]: ship on my
[spinner]: uh
[macho_kringle]: ah
[magistrate]: go storm reference
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: this is
[mattward]: okay
[magistrate]: the south like a go storm
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: i have not seen this movie i
do not know what i am or am
[macho_kringle]: not doing i
[spinner]: you're
[macho_kringle]: am
[spinner]: making
[macho_kringle]: paddling
[spinner]: it right now you're
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: making
[mattward]: did
[spinner]: it
[mattward]: we mention did we mention that guennithpaltro
[macho_kringle]: hm
[mattward]: is playing gretta thornburgh
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: i like
[spinner]: wow
[magistrate]: it
[spinner]: that's
[cobra]: how do you
[magistrate]: i like that
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: how
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: chris for your record direct butler
[macho_kringle]: hm
[magistrate]: is in go storm and ed
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: harris
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: and andy garcia
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: but we
[spinner]: and
[macho_kringle]: still
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: andy
[macho_kringle]: need
[cobra]: wow
[spinner]: garcia
[macho_kringle]: that's awesome we still need a santa
so i think kirk would still
[spinner]: ah
[macho_kringle]: stands thank you for the edification
[magistrate]: you're
[macho_kringle]: wilder
[magistrate]: welcome
[spinner]: yes
[macho_kringle]: valderrama could play louise goozeman
[mattward]: i
[macho_kringle]: as his helper
[spinner]: why are you casting that seventy show
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: walk
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: with me
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: so
[macho_kringle]: we
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: so
[macho_kringle]: won't
[magistrate]: who's
[cobra]: so
[macho_kringle]: we
[cobra]: ashton
[magistrate]: so it's saturday
[cobra]: so is ashton coucher playing
[macho_kringle]: ah
[cobra]: global warming
[macho_kringle]: no we already had signed
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: him bob
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: new heart
[spinner]: the
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: okay so
[macho_kringle]: what
[magistrate]: let
[macho_kringle]: are yo
[magistrate]: me
[macho_kringle]: goin to
[magistrate]: check
[macho_kringle]: say
[magistrate]: here
[macho_kringle]: magistrate
[magistrate]: um santa
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: is your hero
[macho_kringle]: hm hm
[magistrate]: that
[mattward]: ah
[magistrate]: is kirtword smith
[macho_kringle]: hm
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: and then valderrama is his
[macho_kringle]: help
[magistrate]: like
[macho_kringle]: her
[magistrate]: helper
[macho_kringle]: yep
[magistrate]: um
[spinner]: black peat
[cobra]: no black pete is his helper
[mattward]: ah
[cobra]: black peat
[macho_kringle]: twenty twenty two
[magistrate]: hm
[macho_kringle]: my friend
[magistrate]: should we call it
[macho_kringle]: someone
[magistrate]: a spicy
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: has to
[magistrate]: peter
[macho_kringle]: stop
[magistrate]: is
[macho_kringle]: got
[magistrate]: that just not right
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: right
[magistrate]: okay so he has head elf
[mattward]: eh
[magistrate]: if
[spinner]: no
[magistrate]: you will
[macho_kringle]: head
[magistrate]: his
[macho_kringle]: of
[magistrate]: head elf is
[macho_kringle]: yep
[magistrate]: wilmer alderamaokay and then bill warming is
represented
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: by the evil actions of bob new
heart is that what i'm hearing
[macho_kringle]: donald
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: trump
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: he's the evil is the evil president
we don't say donald trump but
[macho_kringle]: yeah it's
[mattward]: he's
[macho_kringle]: inferred
[mattward]: really an he's
[spinner]: and
[magistrate]: okay
[mattward]: really
[spinner]: he talks
[mattward]: tan
[spinner]: like this he talks like this at
the time
[magistrate]: a
[mattward]: and stammers
[cobra]: you
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: a lot
[magistrate]: great
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: a stable
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: genius
[macho_kringle]: we had
[magistrate]: no
[cobra]: it
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: we had guennethpaltro as who was it
again mat
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: gretta thornburg
[macho_kringle]: thank
[cobra]: tak
[macho_kringle]: you
[cobra]: gunburg
[mattward]: or thornburg or however
[macho_kringle]: so
[mattward]: use it for
[macho_kringle]: so
[mattward]: that
[macho_kringle]: i think i could connect the
[spinner]: think
[macho_kringle]: dots kirkwood needs to harness the spirit
and tenacity
[magistrate]: m
[macho_kringle]: of one
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: gretta thornburgh in order to
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: fuel
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: the
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: anti warming machine
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: so that
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: that
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: evil president
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: cannot counter those beams with
[cobra]: the
[macho_kringle]: his
[cobra]: funk is
[macho_kringle]: orange
[cobra]: this movie
[macho_kringle]: potato
[cobra]: son and more hammer forty k
[macho_kringle]: exactly
[spinner]: where's the where's
[macho_kringle]: i've never
[spinner]: the jewish
[macho_kringle]: played
[spinner]: space
[macho_kringle]: that
[spinner]: laser fitting all this
[macho_kringle]: it doesn't
[mattward]: we are literally
[cobra]: like
[mattward]: going to end up a
[cobra]: he's
[mattward]: storm
[cobra]: literally
[mattward]: that's where we're
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: ah
[mattward]: goin
[cobra]: he's literally literal
[macho_kringle]: too
[cobra]: describe
[macho_kringle]: late
[cobra]: the machine
[macho_kringle]: you don't
[spinner]: a
[macho_kringle]: write my script
[cobra]: a machine
[macho_kringle]: no
[cobra]: powered by
[macho_kringle]: listen
[cobra]: by the
[macho_kringle]: no
[cobra]: soul of a child
[macho_kringle]: well the child lives that's the difference
but what it's because gretta thornburg goes on
[macho_kringle]: to make goop so the dots
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: connect
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: themselves okay and then don't forget gretta
also invested heavily thanks to an anonymous owner
[macho_kringle]: with
[spinner]: or
[macho_kringle]: ten thousand dollars in vagina smelling candles
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: for the holiday season
[cobra]: oh my god
[mattward]: which
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: is
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: saves christmas
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: somehow
[mattward]: obviously
[magistrate]: so
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: you light
[spinner]: what
[magistrate]: the candles
[spinner]: can vaginas do
[magistrate]: and that releases
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: the
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: chemicals to heal world
[macho_kringle]: because women
[spinner]: sounds
[macho_kringle]: are
[spinner]: a lot like
[magistrate]: ye
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: honica
[macho_kringle]: no
[spinner]: lighting candles to
[cobra]: wait
[spinner]: save
[mattward]: you
[spinner]: the
[mattward]: laid
[spinner]: holiday
[cobra]: wait
[mattward]: a lot
[macho_kringle]: you
[mattward]: of
[macho_kringle]: see
[mattward]: chin
[spinner]: season
[cobra]: yea
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: yea
[macho_kringle]: you gotta
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: you gotta you have to do something
[spinner]: you have
[macho_kringle]: with all that mother earth energy that's
different this is different
[mattward]: okay
[macho_kringle]: my friends
[spinner]: that's gaya
[mattward]: so
[cobra]: wait a minute
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: wait a minute member
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: let me see if i understand
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: you're lighting vagina candles
[spinner]: go
[cobra]: healed the north pole those are some
fucking frigid pussies they're going
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: to re freeze
[spinner]: posies
[cobra]: the north pole
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: what did you just
[spinner]: what
[macho_kringle]: what what what that was
[cobra]: like
[magistrate]: m
[macho_kringle]: you
[cobra]: what
[macho_kringle]: enunciated
[cobra]: the fuck
[macho_kringle]: something
[mattward]: yeah oh
[macho_kringle]: and
[spinner]: he said boozies
[macho_kringle]: i he said boots
[cobra]: poses
[spinner]: a
[macho_kringle]: as a booty collins
[spinner]: yes
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: listen
[mattward]: okay
[cobra]: it's my second it's my
[spinner]: that would
[cobra]: second
[spinner]: be more
[cobra]: language
[spinner]: tasteful
[macho_kringle]: okay okay well they taste good
[cobra]: ah
[macho_kringle]: especially when you smear it on a
on a on a
[cobra]: oh no
[macho_kringle]: pancake or crape
[cobra]: oh no
[magistrate]: i don't want
[spinner]: smear
[magistrate]: to be here
[spinner]: it
[magistrate]: any
[spinner]: what
[magistrate]: more
[spinner]: do you with a jew
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: crew
[cobra]: yeah i don't want to be here
can i be excused
[magistrate]: uh
[mattward]: okay
[macho_kringle]: as you can see they just
[magistrate]: h
[macho_kringle]: they just decided
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: to
[cobra]: yes
[macho_kringle]: drop the towel i think they
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: just forfeited
[mattward]: so
[spinner]: um
[mattward]: santa and your helper and his
[macho_kringle]: yes
[mattward]: helper and greta
[macho_kringle]: yes
[mattward]: thornburgh
[magistrate]: yep
[macho_kringle]: yes
[mattward]: have to face off against the evil
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: president
[macho_kringle]: yes
[mattward]: who's
[magistrate]: right
[mattward]: created a global warming machine
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: yes
[mattward]: so that he
[spinner]: a
[mattward]: can get on a bottled water and
sell it at a profit
[magistrate]: uh
[mattward]: that's
[magistrate]: matt
[mattward]: somewhat reasonable
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: a question for you is this global
war machine a series of satellites called dutch
[magistrate]: boy
[macho_kringle]: oh my
[cobra]: ah
[macho_kringle]: god
[spinner]: yes
[mattward]: um
[macho_kringle]: how did you know
[magistrate]: yeah just
[mattward]: i'm going
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: to say yes tentatively
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: great just
[cobra]: oh
[magistrate]: checking
[spinner]: ah
[mattward]: i feel like that's somehow
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: going to be related to varanted again
like i just don't
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: know
[magistrate]: no
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: no
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: i feel like i need to
[spinner]: well
[macho_kringle]: bone
[mattward]: anyway
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: up and find out what this black
peat is i don't like this this
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: dance but yes
[magistrate]: you don't
[mattward]: i
[magistrate]: we don't
[mattward]: don't
[magistrate]: want to bowl
[spinner]: don't
[magistrate]: up
[mattward]: i
[magistrate]: on
[mattward]: really
[magistrate]: him
[mattward]: really don't suggest
[macho_kringle]: yea
[mattward]: you doing but
[magistrate]: hey
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: i really don't
[magistrate]: chris
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: are you familiar
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: with justin trude and
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: and how
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: he likes
[cobra]: no
[magistrate]: to
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: cost play
[macho_kringle]: black face you mean black
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: face
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: well that's what black
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: pit as
[macho_kringle]: um
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: um
[mattward]: but he's celebrated by an entire nation
of people who are just
[macho_kringle]: ah
[mattward]: very misinformed
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: hey
[mattward]: and
[spinner]: guys
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: i just got i just got word
from the world and this movie is cancelled
[spinner]: before
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: before
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: can even get off the ground
[mattward]: yeah because
[macho_kringle]: good
[mattward]: the wilder amram is playing latent like
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: a
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: right so
[spinner]: pick
[magistrate]: let's
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: any
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: of your reasons
[magistrate]: let's
[spinner]: pick any reason
[cobra]: listen
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: really
[magistrate]: i'm gonna need to let's
[cobra]: black
[magistrate]: let's wrap
[spinner]: i
[magistrate]: this movie up so i need to
just get the topic basically we need
[macho_kringle]: hm
[magistrate]: a title for this movie
[spinner]: i
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: hot and heavy what do you tink
matt
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: or you
[cobra]: oh my
[macho_kringle]: have
[mattward]: ah
[cobra]: god
[spinner]: ye
[magistrate]: ah
[mattward]: m
[cobra]: sightstraight
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: to straight to red tube
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: um something
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: about like miscletoes i don't know
[macho_kringle]: okay
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: i really
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: just wanted
[macho_kringle]: mission
[mattward]: to make
[cobra]: missile
[mattward]: that cat movie
[cobra]: toes
[mattward]: damage
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: missile
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: toes that's
[macho_kringle]: mission
[cobra]: the name
[macho_kringle]: miscileto
[cobra]: that's
[mattward]: just
[cobra]: just the name
[mattward]: just
[cobra]: missile to
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: missile
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: to yeah there you go
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: i could see that
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: i could see that
[spinner]: but
[macho_kringle]: that
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: those
[macho_kringle]: works
[spinner]: candles that should be called camel too
[mattward]: it's called pan
[cobra]: ah
[macho_kringle]: h
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: kendleto
[macho_kringle]: uh i vote against
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: that you are not one of
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: the bethlehem brother crew
[magistrate]: m
[macho_kringle]: you have no voting
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: rights
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: whatsoever
[cobra]: my god
[magistrate]: so okay so
[macho_kringle]: mat what
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: he
[macho_kringle]: do you think missile to
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: yes yes
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: and gerard
[macho_kringle]: hm
[mattward]: butler plays rudolph i think that should
happen to
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: we got to get the fuck out
of
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: north pole
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: got a bright red nose
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: yeah exactly
[spinner]: as oh
[magistrate]: santas down
[mattward]: i
[macho_kringle]: ah
[mattward]: santas dan slay down
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: h h my magical heart
[spinner]: this
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: is the north pole
[mattward]: yea
[spinner]: to
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: their own oh
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: this this is santa
[magistrate]: okay so
[mattward]: this
[cobra]: yeah
[mattward]: is santa
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: let's just clarify your herbert smith as
santa
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: wilmer valderamas
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: head elf dart butler
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: as rudolph
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: and featuring bob
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: new heart
[macho_kringle]: an
[spinner]: as global warming
[magistrate]: as
[macho_kringle]: no evil
[cobra]: as
[macho_kringle]: prediciin
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: glubalhermy
[spinner]: no he's
[magistrate]: president
[spinner]: no
[macho_kringle]: you
[cobra]: too as tonal drum
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: ronald
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: ronald
[spinner]: grump
[mattward]: dump
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: drum
[cobra]: trina dump
[magistrate]: trial
[cobra]: perfect
[magistrate]: dump
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: dump
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: and then go aneth
[macho_kringle]: petro
[magistrate]: i
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: trow
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: as greta
[macho_kringle]: my
[magistrate]: thunburg
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: s oh
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: yeah but i thought you're paying yourself
but now in this story greta thurber creates
[spinner]: coop
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: not
[mattward]: ah
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: guinnethpeltro
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: and that's and that is a magical
substance that causes
[spinner]: god
[mattward]: the machine to break
[spinner]: she
[magistrate]: hm
[spinner]: only
[macho_kringle]: correct
[spinner]: guennfeltro would sign on to the movie
[magistrate]: so just to be
[macho_kringle]: let's
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: let's
[magistrate]: hunton
[macho_kringle]: talk the
[magistrate]: clear
[macho_kringle]: profits
[magistrate]: it's thunnburg
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: okay
[magistrate]: let's
[mattward]: there
[cobra]: berg
[mattward]: you go
[magistrate]: let's at least
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: give
[mattward]: thunberd
[magistrate]: great is the only redeeming piece of
this whole conversation let's give her
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: her due respect
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: okay
[macho_kringle]: we do our
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: and
[macho_kringle]: best
[magistrate]: that
[macho_kringle]: work
[magistrate]: is missile to
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: not's came to
[magistrate]: at great
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: is that
[cobra]: mistletoe
[magistrate]: sorry mistletoe colan
[mattward]: ye
[magistrate]: not campbell to is that the whole
name of the movie
[mattward]: yah
[macho_kringle]: no
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah yeah
[macho_kringle]: look
[mattward]: yah
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: if it gets butts in the seats
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: we've got to do what we got
to do
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: got to make it digestible
[mattward]: that
[magistrate]: ah okay i think you did it
great job one quick last question to inter
[magistrate]: wrap
[macho_kringle]: h
[magistrate]: us up we gotta leave we got
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: to leave the guests sorry not to
guest the listeners with an ear closer
[mattward]: yes oh
[magistrate]: or
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: all
[spinner]: yes
[magistrate]: of
[spinner]: please
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: h
[magistrate]: what we just
[spinner]: and
[magistrate]: made
[spinner]: the
[magistrate]: them
[spinner]: guests
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: listen
[cobra]: i
[magistrate]: to
[cobra]: this was so wholesome
[spinner]: and
[magistrate]: m
[spinner]: the and the host
[magistrate]: the
[macho_kringle]: hopsicles
[magistrate]: host
[macho_kringle]: frosty
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: dick
[magistrate]: no it's fine
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: m
[cobra]: ah
[mattward]: the chilly stranger
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: it's not right
[cobra]: uh
[magistrate]: just a real quick
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: question
[mattward]: it
[magistrate]: you need to explain
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: to
[cobra]: ah
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: me who would throw the best holiday
party
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: yeah
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: fuck
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: we gonna
[macho_kringle]: yes
[magistrate]: let
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: that's right
[magistrate]: the jew crew take this one wan
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: to me how you throw the best
[mattward]: a
[magistrate]: holiday party no restrictions
[spinner]: how i would throw it or who
would throw the best party
[magistrate]: how
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: the jewish community the jew crew the
hebrew hammer brotherhood
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: handle this george sores included
[spinner]: oh boy
[cobra]: okay so money
[mattward]: so
[cobra]: is no object okay
[spinner]: yes
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: well firstly we
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: would
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: book madison square garden
[mattward]: m
[cobra]: okay
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: okay and
[spinner]: that's
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: that's all
[cobra]: i think
[spinner]: i have
[mattward]: o
[magistrate]: great great
[cobra]: we
[magistrate]: job
[cobra]: need
[magistrate]: at
[cobra]: to
[magistrate]: sort
[cobra]: we need to invite some some jewish
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: celebrities
[spinner]: m
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah adam sander will be there obviously
[cobra]: yeah adam sender will be there
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: jerry
[mattward]: ever
[cobra]: sinfeld
[spinner]: yeah we need some younger people so
harrison ford he's partly
[mattward]: ye
[spinner]: jewish
[mattward]: m
[magistrate]: great great job
[mattward]: m
[cobra]: i don't know any new
[mattward]: nearly
[cobra]: any young wish celebrities
[spinner]: parent apparently with keen phoenix is jewish
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: what
[spinner]: well his family
[cobra]: a
[spinner]: roamed around with us in south america
with a religious cult
[magistrate]: we
[spinner]: but
[magistrate]: got
[spinner]: he says he's actually jewish
[magistrate]: we got to dan radcliff sheeted jones
[cobra]: oh that's right
[mattward]: yes
[magistrate]: milacunas
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: i didn't know daniel radcliff was jewish
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: pink
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: i
[cobra]: pink
[magistrate]: andrew garfield
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: jack jack black
[magistrate]: yep
[cobra]: check black really
[magistrate]: at hudson
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: shy
[cobra]: that
[magistrate]: la buff
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: that
[magistrate]: you're
[cobra]: explains
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: goin in vite him
[cobra]: a lot actually now chylotbuffcan can stay
[spinner]: yeah yeah shilabo's
[cobra]: that's
[spinner]: not invited
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: ah
[magistrate]: jeff gold
[cobra]: those
[magistrate]: boom
[cobra]: dreams are going to be dreams
[spinner]: jeff goban is a hundred per cent
there
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: yes
[magistrate]: what else is happening at
[cobra]: yes
[magistrate]: this party
[spinner]: you know end
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: zack efron's there if you didn't say
that already
[magistrate]: what if you
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: talk about the party not just the
people that were going is that is
[spinner]: that's just
[magistrate]: is your party just full celebrities and
nothing else that that
[spinner]: no that's just a few
[magistrate]: kay
[spinner]: we'll have
[cobra]: since we
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: a
[cobra]: have george sara's money open bar obviously
[spinner]: that's that's the limit of your imagination
the
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: space lavers are going to put on
a light show
[cobra]: yeah exactly
[spinner]: no across
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: the entire phemisphere
[cobra]: the space lazers are going to be
lighting the hanukia
[spinner]: that's
[cobra]: that's
[spinner]: right the
[cobra]: that's
[spinner]: giant
[cobra]: what they're
[spinner]: hanokia
[cobra]: going to be doing it's like a
giant
[spinner]: i
[cobra]: honuki that's goin to be light lit
up by the space lazers
[magistrate]: is
[spinner]: and
[magistrate]: that
[spinner]: we're
[magistrate]: the
[spinner]: going to have bruce
[magistrate]: is that the
[spinner]: we're
[magistrate]: candelabra
[spinner]: gonna
[mattward]: ah
[spinner]: bruce yes
[cobra]: sure
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: if you want to call it that
[cobra]: sure
[spinner]: the minora
[magistrate]: i do
[mattward]: m
[spinner]: and bruce spring ten s going to
be there he's not jewish but he sounds
[spinner]: jewish so
[magistrate]: uh
[spinner]: that that
[magistrate]: huh
[spinner]: counts
[magistrate]: m
[mattward]: m
[cobra]: we can
[spinner]: i
[cobra]: afford
[spinner]: don't
[cobra]: him it's
[spinner]: i don't
[cobra]: fine
[spinner]: think anyone will complain
[cobra]: no
[spinner]: and
[mattward]: m
[spinner]: we're gonna
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna
get fucked up it's going to be in
[spinner]: all all you can
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: do drugs bar
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: no
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: i
[mattward]: m
[cobra]: he
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: so instead of all you can drink
it's gonna be all you can do drugs
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: bar
[magistrate]: right
[spinner]: and
[mattward]: so so i'm jewish
[spinner]: what
[mattward]: now
[magistrate]: uh
[spinner]: exactly
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: see now we're talking
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: this
[magistrate]: h
[spinner]: party
[magistrate]: o
[spinner]: is going to be fucking sick
[magistrate]: ah
[spinner]: now we're going to
[cobra]: it's
[spinner]: have
[cobra]: gonna
[spinner]: those
[cobra]: be
[spinner]: fog
[cobra]: eight days
[spinner]: horns
[cobra]: it's
[spinner]: yes
[cobra]: going to be eight days of party
[mattward]: hm
[cobra]: eight days
[magistrate]: uh
[spinner]: everyone is going to
[magistrate]: h
[spinner]: have a fog horn that goes parnpeepar
and that's not going to get old
[magistrate]: from an
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: fafmfairfair just
[cobra]: i
[spinner]: non stop
[cobra]: i thought
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: and
[cobra]: i thought the fun harns could go
all the time but you know
[spinner]: no
[cobra]: we
[spinner]: this
[cobra]: try
[spinner]: is a party
[cobra]: so
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: unless that
[cobra]: have
[spinner]: would
[cobra]: you
[spinner]: be
[cobra]: been to our parties
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: that would be
[cobra]: have you
[spinner]: no
[cobra]: been to our parties
[spinner]: shut up they don't know
[magistrate]: ah
[spinner]: that
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: they don't know that we don't really
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: drink
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: um and what else is a good
party have
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: there's going to be a talking dog
[cobra]: ya
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: wow i was gonna i was gonna
resurrect
[spinner]: you
[cobra]: sammy
[spinner]: didn't
[cobra]: david's junior but
[mattward]: m
[cobra]: you do
[spinner]: that
[cobra]: you
[spinner]: that that also was cool
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: why not both
[cobra]: okay
[spinner]: yeah you know what
[cobra]: resurrect
[spinner]: we're resuryouknow
[cobra]: no okay
[spinner]: fucking do't need o be jewish we're
resurrecting the beetles it's going to be
[cobra]: all
[spinner]: sick
[cobra]: right
[spinner]: tell me
[cobra]: even
[spinner]: you wouldn't
[cobra]: the
[spinner]: go
[cobra]: ones
[spinner]: to that
[cobra]: that
[spinner]: party
[cobra]: are in debt even the ones that
[spinner]: even
[cobra]: are n't dead we're going to resurrect
[mattward]: ah
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: especially that
[mattward]: m
[magistrate]: all right wrap this party up we
got
[mattward]: i
[magistrate]: give time for you other team to
[spinner]: that's the thing about this party
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: it
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: never wraps
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: up ever
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: after eight days then it does
[magistrate]: yep
[spinner]: wrap up because
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: we got to stay on budget
[magistrate]: the beetles go back
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: put back underground after that
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: well the crowd gets to kill them
at the end it's kind of like the
[spinner]: big finish
[magistrate]: okay
[cobra]: with the lazers there's going to be
a raffle
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: whoever
[macho_kringle]: oh
[cobra]: wins can
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: use the lazers to kill the beetles
[magistrate]: okay
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: no
[macho_kringle]: thin
[spinner]: especially
[macho_kringle]: tells me that's
[spinner]: the
[macho_kringle]: not
[spinner]: living
[macho_kringle]: very
[spinner]: ones
[macho_kringle]: wholesome
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: that's not
[cobra]: ah
[macho_kringle]: that's not very wholesome it
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: doesn't sound like
[mattward]: sounds like
[spinner]: ah
[mattward]: a purge
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: from
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: christmas
[cobra]: or
[spinner]: there they
[magistrate]: it's
[spinner]: were
[magistrate]: an
[cobra]: sure
[magistrate]: eight
[spinner]: already
[magistrate]: day
[spinner]: dead
[magistrate]: purge
[spinner]: they were
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: already dead
[cobra]: you're
[spinner]: except
[cobra]: already
[spinner]: for the ones
[cobra]: dead
[spinner]: that weren't
[magistrate]: my
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: all
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: right great
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: job everybody moving on to
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: bethlehem brawlers
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: is that what were going with
[spinner]: top that bitchbralas
[macho_kringle]: easily
[magistrate]: ye
[macho_kringle]: easily
[mattward]: wet
[magistrate]: thank
[spinner]: more
[mattward]: out
[spinner]: like
[magistrate]: you
[mattward]: there
[spinner]: the
[mattward]: man we've
[magistrate]: hit
[mattward]: been
[magistrate]: us
[mattward]: conferring
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: more like the bethlehem bitches no
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: follow me seeing setting sky dome open
it's snowing but the
[spinner]: wait
[macho_kringle]: sky dome is heated we
[spinner]: at
[macho_kringle]: have special
[spinner]: ah
[macho_kringle]: appearances
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: and perform is by the hallogram
[mattward]: a
[macho_kringle]: jackson five korean sensation group b
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: t s so you know the coverage
is
[cobra]: yes
[macho_kringle]: going to be insane and a lot
of girls be screaming
[spinner]: right yeah
[macho_kringle]: out of joy and happiness and
[spinner]: and
[macho_kringle]: what
[spinner]: me
[macho_kringle]: not there you
[cobra]: at
[macho_kringle]: go you can't them boys
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: got moves furthermore we're going to have
special appearances and actually you know who's going
[macho_kringle]: to host this event
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: fashioned santa a model named paul mason
who works at york dale mall and toronto
[macho_kringle]: man sex hell
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: we can't stop looking at him
[magistrate]: true
[macho_kringle]: he is our paragon of truth christmas
spirit
[mattward]: eh
[macho_kringle]: cator sexiness but
[spinner]: is
[macho_kringle]: don't
[spinner]: vinter
[macho_kringle]: forget
[spinner]: clause there
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: i don't think i don't know
[magistrate]: yah
[macho_kringle]: about that
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: matt
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: he wasn't invited
[macho_kringle]: i don't i don't know about that
[magistrate]: h
[cobra]: ah
[magistrate]: eh
[macho_kringle]: we have fashion
[cobra]: uh
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: santa does he fit the brands matt
does he fit the brand
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: yes
[mattward]: we have
[spinner]: oh
[mattward]: tom hanks dressed
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: as woody
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: giving out presents to everybody when they
come around
[macho_kringle]: right children matter
[spinner]: of that
[mattward]: and you should
[cobra]: i got
[mattward]: know
[cobra]: scared
[mattward]: that because
[cobra]: there for
[mattward]: it's
[cobra]: a second
[mattward]: knowing
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: cause it's snowing
[macho_kringle]: why
[mattward]: into a heated building everyone is in
wet t shirts
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: everybody
[cobra]: that's
[spinner]: oh
[cobra]: what i was going to say i
was going to ask about that
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: you got
[mattward]: everyone
[macho_kringle]: de j you
[mattward]: b
[macho_kringle]: got
[mattward]: t
[macho_kringle]: d
[mattward]: s
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: and it's an all
[mattward]: hm
[spinner]: white is it an all white is
like a white dress code
[mattward]: no
[macho_kringle]: that sounds
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: mildly races
[mattward]: what
[macho_kringle]: no
[spinner]: no no it's not raised their clothes
so
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: the you know the
[macho_kringle]: yes
[spinner]: water
[macho_kringle]: the
[spinner]: would
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: nipples
[spinner]: make it see through
[macho_kringle]: maybe
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: because we also have d j called
spinning the ones and twos but do you
[macho_kringle]: want him in the white t shirt
my man
[spinner]: no i don't d j callon
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: nother one
[cobra]: i know i don't
[macho_kringle]: another one
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: another
[mattward]: and
[macho_kringle]: one
[mattward]: we've got holly grams what holy
[macho_kringle]: m
[mattward]: rams do we have we got
[magistrate]: yah
[macho_kringle]: the
[mattward]: grams
[macho_kringle]: jacks
[spinner]: jackson
[mattward]: that
[spinner]: five
[mattward]: are hollow
[macho_kringle]: that's right that's right gram norton is
coming
[magistrate]: ah
[mattward]: the yep
[magistrate]: do
[spinner]: you
[magistrate]: you have billy gram
[spinner]: matt
[macho_kringle]: billy
[spinner]: how
[macho_kringle]: grab
[spinner]: hollow
[mattward]: no
[macho_kringle]: i don't
[spinner]: are your
[macho_kringle]: know
[spinner]: grams
[macho_kringle]: billy billy gram is a hot fiery
poker
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: i don't know next thing you know
more carillo and benny benny hen ill try
[macho_kringle]: and show up hitting people
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: with
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: coats we don't want that we don't
want
[mattward]: yes
[macho_kringle]: that
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: i don't think it fits the brand
[magistrate]: we
[mattward]: you know you
[spinner]: no
[mattward]: know what our big cenis is at
[macho_kringle]: tell
[mattward]: the
[macho_kringle]: him
[mattward]: very end
[macho_kringle]: tale
[spinner]: not going to stop
[mattward]: kevin
[spinner]: killing the beetles
[mattward]: kevin heart and bob new heart come
out and
[spinner]: o
[mattward]: promote
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: their brand
[spinner]: o
[mattward]: new moving heart to heart
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: seasons
[spinner]: oh my god
[cobra]: it
[mattward]: creeping
[spinner]: all right you i'm
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: not gonna low you had me in
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: the first half
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: well
[macho_kringle]: it
[magistrate]: you win that
[macho_kringle]: oh
[magistrate]: round
[macho_kringle]: hey
[spinner]: they have the hollowest of grams
[magistrate]: congratulations
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: t shirt
[magistrate]: um
[macho_kringle]: cat in
[cobra]: it's
[magistrate]: you're
[cobra]: a
[magistrate]: cut
[cobra]: hallogram
[magistrate]: off
[cobra]: not
[magistrate]: you're
[cobra]: even
[magistrate]: cut
[cobra]: a
[magistrate]: off
[cobra]: hollogram
[magistrate]: now you're all cut off you're done
everyone's cut off
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: what happened to my microphone
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: been cut great job
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: of everybody you have equally besmirched christmas
and honica
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: yes
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: i think
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: everybody
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: was offended i
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: just would
[spinner]: oh men
[magistrate]: like to for the record we don't
support
[macho_kringle]: yeah oh
[magistrate]: cinder class we don't believe
[spinner]: and
[magistrate]: in him
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: what
[magistrate]: or
[spinner]: we
[magistrate]: black
[spinner]: do not
[magistrate]: pete
[mattward]: ah
[magistrate]: just everyone's
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: clear
[mattward]: and
[spinner]: ah
[cobra]: repute
[mattward]: yeah
[cobra]: it's a
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: repudiation note at
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: the
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: end
[spinner]: m
[macho_kringle]: we rebuke
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: everything that
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: they insinuate
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: everything about that is wrong
[spinner]: yeah we
[magistrate]: oh
[spinner]: should just stop having christmas
[mattward]: god i mean
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: uh
[mattward]: don't don't look
[macho_kringle]: uh
[mattward]: into it it's like the second
[spinner]: ye
[mattward]: verse of every single christmas carol just
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: don't
[spinner]: don't
[cobra]: uh
[spinner]: look into it
[magistrate]: don't look
[mattward]: i shut out
[magistrate]: just you know maybe maybe you should
celebrate
[cobra]: ah
[magistrate]: hic a little more when
[mattward]: yep
[magistrate]: when when they talk about any of
that stuff just think about hanka and how
[magistrate]: it's
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: not like that
[spinner]: i think matt
[magistrate]: m
[spinner]: said it best
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: the other matt when he said
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: think about
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: ah
[spinner]: what he's given us not what he's
done
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: not
[magistrate]: exactly
[spinner]: who he was
[macho_kringle]: what
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: oh
[cobra]: words to live
[mattward]: that
[cobra]: by
[mattward]: makes it a little better you know
[cobra]: okay
[magistrate]: you know what
[mattward]: not
[magistrate]: in the
[mattward]: not at all
[magistrate]: in this case
[mattward]: a little
[magistrate]: think about the commercialized santa claus that
coca cola gave us
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: yes
[magistrate]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[magistrate]: believe
[cobra]: and
[macho_kringle]: the
[mattward]: exactly
[magistrate]: in
[macho_kringle]: fashion
[magistrate]: coca
[cobra]: maybe
[magistrate]: cola
[cobra]: forget about center class entirely
[magistrate]: oh
[macho_kringle]: and
[mattward]: just
[magistrate]: um
[mattward]: just stay with that
[spinner]: a
[magistrate]: stay with that
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: so thank you
[mattward]: kay
[magistrate]: other matt
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: for joining us and
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[magistrate]: tempting
[spinner]: yes
[magistrate]: to
[spinner]: thank
[magistrate]: champion
[spinner]: you
[magistrate]: christmas as much as possible really appreciate
[mattward]: thank
[magistrate]: that
[spinner]: yea
[macho_kringle]: the p
[mattward]: thank you for having me i appreciate
[magistrate]: hum
[mattward]: it
[spinner]: a
[magistrate]: thank
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: you to both teams
[mattward]: i
[magistrate]: the jew crew and the bethlehem brawlers
for attempting this
[spinner]: thank
[magistrate]: very
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: very dangerous real
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: are you going to
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: say
[magistrate]: m
[spinner]: who won
[cobra]: ah
[magistrate]: um
[spinner]: eh
[macho_kringle]: the audience
[magistrate]: no no the audience
[spinner]: also
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: if
[magistrate]: lost
[spinner]: you say we lost its anti semitic
[magistrate]: uh
[spinner]: so just
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: be careful
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: uh
[cobra]: exactly
[spinner]: you
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: know
[cobra]: exactly
[magistrate]: so what i'm going to
[spinner]: no
[magistrate]: do
[macho_kringle]: my
[magistrate]: is if if you want
[macho_kringle]: and
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: to
[macho_kringle]: the
[magistrate]: know
[macho_kringle]: podcast
[magistrate]: who one hit us up hit us
up on on the twitter
[macho_kringle]: hm
[magistrate]: at your own cast
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: hm
[magistrate]: if it's there
[mattward]: i
[magistrate]: if it's not
[macho_kringle]: m
[magistrate]: you have to come to our website
your
[macho_kringle]: true
[magistrate]: wrong cast w w w dot your
wrong
[macho_kringle]: hm
[magistrate]: cast
[cobra]: six
[spinner]: we already
[magistrate]: dot
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[magistrate]: c
[macho_kringle]: hm
[spinner]: sixty
[magistrate]: a
[spinner]: tweets from cane west
[macho_kringle]: oh
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: yeah we
[spinner]: he
[magistrate]: do
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[spinner]: is not
[mattward]: yeah
[spinner]: happy
[magistrate]: just livid
[macho_kringle]: he is
[cobra]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: he
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: will not
[spinner]: he is
[macho_kringle]: leave the dms
[spinner]: livid right
[macho_kringle]: alone
[spinner]: now
[macho_kringle]: so much though we've had to we've
had to
[spinner]: oh
[macho_kringle]: seek refuge on me a load on
mastodon
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: oh
[macho_kringle]: taradactal to ranasauris
[spinner]: uh
[macho_kringle]: it's not
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: it's not
[spinner]: ah
[macho_kringle]: we need
[spinner]: yah
[macho_kringle]: help
[cobra]: all the men wanted was to be
cast as trina
[mattward]: yes
[cobra]: dump that's all he
[spinner]: yeah
[cobra]: wanted
[spinner]: that's
[magistrate]: he
[spinner]: all
[magistrate]: did
[spinner]: he wanted
[mattward]: yeah
[magistrate]: cane cone and other people can email
us your wrong
[spinner]: no
[magistrate]: cast at email dot com that's the
[macho_kringle]: dis
[magistrate]: only place we'll listen to m that
way we can just
[macho_kringle]: m
[spinner]: he
[magistrate]: put you in the trash bin easily
and not have to talk to you ever
[magistrate]: gain
[macho_kringle]: hm
[magistrate]: but
[mattward]: very nice
[magistrate]: but for now
[spinner]: oh
[magistrate]: i'm at
[mattward]: oh
[cobra]: i am lucian part of the hebrew
hammer
[spinner]: woot
[mattward]: yes
[spinner]: i'm one of the slamming slomos
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: spencer and
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[spinner]: plee out my last name
[cobra]: oh
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: uh
[macho_kringle]: bleak the government bleephis governments please
[spinner]: h
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: i'm chris from the bethlaham
[mattward]: m
[macho_kringle]: brawlers adams
[magistrate]: a
[spinner]: adam
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: and i met also from the bethlehem
brawlers very
[magistrate]: oh
[mattward]: far away from my microphone
[spinner]: come see
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: my new movie
[magistrate]: yeah
[spinner]: heart to heart and
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: the er
[magistrate]: yeah
[mattward]: heart to heart season's grieving i'm starting
to go find me it's going
[macho_kringle]: yeah
[mattward]: to happen
[magistrate]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: go find
[spinner]: we're
[macho_kringle]: me
[spinner]: going
[macho_kringle]: kick
[spinner]: to talk
[macho_kringle]: starter
[spinner]: we're
[macho_kringle]: eh
[spinner]: goin
[cobra]: go
[spinner]: tuck
[cobra]: find me it's not a tick
[mattward]: we
[cobra]: started it's like go find
[macho_kringle]: go
[cobra]: me
[macho_kringle]: from me
[cobra]: this
[macho_kringle]: with
[cobra]: is a charity
[macho_kringle]: really
[mattward]: yeah
[macho_kringle]: we need to kick start to go
find
[mattward]: okay
[macho_kringle]: me
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: please please hurry up and pay the
money
[cobra]: oh
[spinner]: because
[magistrate]: bob
[spinner]: this
[mattward]: oh
[magistrate]: nears
[spinner]: movie is dying
[magistrate]: not got long we need to get
him in
[mattward]: oh
[spinner]: yeah
[magistrate]: there
[cobra]: oh
[macho_kringle]: oh
[spinner]: uh
[magistrate]: we'll
[mattward]: it
[magistrate]: see
[mattward]: should
[magistrate]: you next
[mattward]: be
[magistrate]: time
[mattward]: the
[magistrate]: m
[spinner]: uh
[cobra]: m
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