94. Warner Bros. Was Wrong About "Black Adam"

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We're going to chuck you out. Sing you to a planet.

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I have returned to derail this podcast.

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Professionally, thank you. I'm back back again. Something about M. M. We're gonna

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this week we have decided to attempt to redeem the movie that is Black Adam. even though D C. S decided to just scrap all the universe, Think it's important to look at their mistakes and fix it for them. The West Side boys might have been fired by D

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but they're still here in our hearts, somewhere in a closet,

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reaching normal levels for everybody else.

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Peaking normal levels. Um, this is what we got. I think you guys put something in double vendor trash last week with the

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so many things, so I'm goin t yield my time as professional Spencer.

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Matt. calm down. Your enthusiasm

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Eh,

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thank you.

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Um, I agree with you. I don't think there's a movie more common than this movie. This movie is

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Uh,

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legendary, common

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yes,

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did there.

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yes,

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it. this movie would have been. This movie is the best movie that came out in two thousand for ever, because it is like that era.

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Yep,

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Which is sad.

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like it just shows that, Like if this came out after Spider Man, like the Toby Mc Guire, Spider Man's, it'd be Ike. Oh, this is cool.

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one of them?

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slow

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motion.

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Sadly,

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this is an dark.

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exactly

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yeah,

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yes,

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That's how they get you

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I kind of enjoyed this because I was so bored by the first act and the poor poor acting and the poor poor story telling that The time it was just actual, I was like Okay, This is fun and there was some like funny moments. But it was at the expense of characters because it meant like they were doing things that weren't in character.

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Yeah,

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yeah, when Black Adam was like making jokes, I was like this doesn't track,

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Yeah,

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And I liked him killing people and being onapologetic about it. That was nice. So that's it common for me? Um, that is all so much to say, Because this movie is very bland. I yield. my time.

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Chris, Chris, take his time. Put it to

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This.

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bad use.

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This, this movie was so legendary common. I would enjoy eating

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a plain, un toasted slice of bread more than watching this movie again,

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Hey,

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or even for the first time

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Chris.

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Room temperature. No, no,

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bread.

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to feel. something.

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Of course, I

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have to ask. Did this movie steal your emotional energy and put you at the level of me? Is that what

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happened?

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did. it

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transfigured me. It

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cast a sparrow a spell into into host. Matt.

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It turned

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Um,

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us all into Matt.

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you know,

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I, too, did not like this movie.

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I wanted to feel something and now I feel everything.

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Why it was? I do feel pain.

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Yes, Yes, this movie turned me into into a sexatraon five out.

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Yeah, it's a hand

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Thank you very much.

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hand five

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thousand. Yes, I appreciate that.

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He does.

whack_adam:
Yeah, this movie was legendary. Common. It had so much potential and I'm angry about it. I'm very. I'm very angry. This. this should be vendor trash, but we, but we have legendary comment because of those flashes of things, so I yield my time for a lot of the reasons that at my buddies have already listed. Let's fucking tear this one apart and build something new. That's better, script, doctor. I'm ready. but anyway,

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I think

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he's done. Go ahead, Luciano.

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yeah, it was. I had the same feeling as Spencer was like it started, and I commented this on this cord. Within five minutes. I was like there's like seven things wrong with this movie already, But then it got to like. It almost got me to uncommon, and then the third act happened and I'm like Fuck this ship and went back to common for me where I'm not gonna be labored too much of the points that everybody else made. But yeah, it's there was so much like weirdness in the way that certain directions happened in the way that like the story beats happened where I went a bunch of times that I went. But but why why that this happened this way?

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It's not like it had a reason. It's just like someone said. Oh, this is going to be cool. And then it just happened. so

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Hm.

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Yeah,

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C. storytelling.

whack_adam:
suckers.

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yes, yes, And also, this movie was two hours long and as again, a D C movie thing. If it didn't have as much slow mo as it did, it could have probably

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also

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have been fine.

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have chopped off the fourth act and also made it half an hour shorter.

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Yeah,

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Feel,

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it tried.

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feels like a fever, dream

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ye,

cobra:
act got like shot in the back of the head way too early. and then they were like Oh ship. the move is not done. Let's continue So yeah, anyway, let's get to the the questions. I think. I think we've all belabored the point more than this movie deserves.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
The points have been labored

cobra:
Even Bruce agrees.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
One second.

spinner:
Bag.

whack_adam:
This message from Werther's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I'm

spinner:
M.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
just going to edit that out, you fucking monsters. So our first question we do. the only is like our only nice question. we have like one and then we go right into the sitter. so let's just get out

spinner:
Bread

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
of the way.

spinner:
for the jugular.

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
favorite favorite character. A

cobra:
Dr.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
favorite character

cobra:
fate,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
that stuck out

cobra:
Dr. Fate by a mile and a half, better

whack_adam:
Yeah, I'm

cobra:
character

whack_adam:
very.

cobra:
than all the other characters of this movie put together for me.

whack_adam:
I'm very angry about

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Is that,

whack_adam:
how

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
because

whack_adam:
they did

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Pierce

whack_adam:
him.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Brasen can always get it no matter what age and what thing he's doing,

spinner:
Oh, he can get

cobra:
It's

spinner:
it goddamn

cobra:
It's not

spinner:
right if

cobra:
not

spinner:
he can

cobra:
part of it. Yeah, know, it's but it wasn't just that I like the way he played it. I like the visuals and the design for it To know that style is super cool. Um, which made me mad at the end when you know not because he dies, but because like, Oh, this is a helmet that is a billion years old than he chooses. Who can touch it. But like you know,

spinner:
Here

cobra:
just some other dudes going to use the power Because reason. So

whack_adam:
True.

cobra:
I really love, and I don't Know as much about the C as I do about Marvel. I don't think I had ever even heard about Dr. Fate, but later on I went to read about it. It's a super cool character. I think this one character was done just as I really. I really enjoyed it. so that's my. That's my fix.

spinner:
Fair,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Spencer. Do you have a bottle?

whack_adam:
That

spinner:
It's

whack_adam:
was

spinner:
weird.

whack_adam:
the energy of the entire movie.

spinner:
Yeah, it's weird. it's weird that I'm having difficulty picking my favorite character. not because they're all bad, but because there were some good ones like. I actually liked some of them and hated others. Hated hated others. But Dr. Fate was great. I really liked him. I liked Hawk man, too, Actually thought he was pretty cool and the guy like was decent with what he had.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I wanted to like Hawk Man, and I couldn't decide if I just like the actor. I, I think I like the actor, but there's just times when his character was like so

spinner:
Aggressive.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
one dimensional

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
Yeah. yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
it

cobra:
I agree.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
was cringe.

spinner:
That's what I mean when I say that he did well with what they gave him because it's like he

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
was. Sometimes he was like, just overly like black and white, like right and wrong and like like mind, be a peacemaker Where he's like we'll keep the peace and it doesn't. I don't care how many women and children have to kill to do it. And it's like that kind of like.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
But at least Peacemaker is like a party and

spinner:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
we all

spinner:
exactly

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
understand

cobra:
Uh.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Hawk Man is like straight straight

cobra:
Yeah.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
man

cobra:
exactly.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
peacemaker.

cobra:
Bis

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
It's

cobra:
Maker

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
just

spinner:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
not

cobra:
is

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
fun.

cobra:
a fucking psychopath And so it's

spinner:
he's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

cobra:
funny. Yeah,

spinner:
Yeah. Hawk Man was almost like a dictator in his mind, set of being like you, Stay good and we fuck you up.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah, like when they, when he's like ready to let the kid die for the crown of conduct, It's just

spinner:
People

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
like

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
die,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
bro. read the room, Bro.

spinner:
people die.

cobra:
Not just that, but like he was. he was worried about Black Adam killing random. Like Inter, gang, fucking hate that name. By the way,

spinner:
Inter gang,

cobra:
he was like, No, don't kill the criminals, but the kid. If he dies, he dies. You

spinner:
He

cobra:
know

spinner:
does.

cobra:
what you're going to do?

spinner:
he does.

cobra:
Yeah, exactly

spinner:
so, I'm actually going to say I actually like Black Adam. He was enjoyable.

cobra:
Really.

spinner:
The movie was

cobra:
really

spinner:
so much worse before he came into the movie.

cobra:
Fair.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I mean, yes and no.

spinner:
I think yes

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
or no.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
We're going to get into block Adam in a minute. So don't you worry.

spinner:
I'll say my fate, just for to be a little bit different. I will say I like Black Adam as a.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
That's where you're

spinner:
He's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
going

spinner:
my

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
with.

spinner:
favorite character going with Black Adam.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Okay, you're objectively

cobra:
Blickatem.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
wrong, but that's fair. Black, Adam is your choice, Chris.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Do you have anybody else you like You can

whack_adam:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
say

whack_adam:
I do.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
no.

whack_adam:
actually, I

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Okay,

whack_adam:
do. it's a. It's a tie

spinner:
M.

whack_adam:
between Henry Winkler, Michael Imperioli in this fucking

spinner:
Oh,

whack_adam:
movie.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Which one was Michael Imperial Base? Henry

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Rink was the original

whack_adam:
Yeah.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Adam Smasher

whack_adam:
yeah. yeah. it's a way like the kid was running into

spinner:
What

whack_adam:
into

spinner:
a weird.

whack_adam:
the streets. Yeah, I like. I don't give a funk about this movie when

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
the kid was running into the streets and he's all like If the rock and throwing up his gagiteit's, like we could do this. People fight the zombis, And there's that one guy who charges for you Like what are we doing? That was Michael Imperioli from the Sopranos, wasn't it?

cobra:
Know

whack_adam:
They

cobra:
what.

whack_adam:
used him over and over again.

spinner:
I think you're wrong.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I am. D. B does not list as being in this

whack_adam:
I'm

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
movie.

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
looking for

cobra:
I

whack_adam:
it

cobra:
think

whack_adam:
too,

cobra:
you're

whack_adam:
but he

cobra:
wrong.

whack_adam:
looks like. let's

spinner:
M.

whack_adam:
say discount, Michael Imdperioli.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Okay,

whack_adam:
Those were my two. my

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
you

whack_adam:
two

cobra:
Okay

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
know,

whack_adam:
picks.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
it's fine. We don't need to find

spinner:
He's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
a time.

spinner:
wrong, but it's fine.

whack_adam:
Yeah, and

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
I don't. I don't care. So

cobra:
Is that?

whack_adam:
that

cobra:
is that

whack_adam:
was

cobra:
the

whack_adam:
it for me.

cobra:
like the tag line for this movie?

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
It's wrong, but it's okay.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
yeah, basically

whack_adam:
yeah,

spinner:
and Henry Winkler as the original Adam Smasher

cobra:
Was

spinner:
is

cobra:
great.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
such an odd casting and

cobra:
Yes,

spinner:
way to introduce him in like a face time call like it was just

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
like

cobra:
be careful

spinner:
what

cobra:
in that suit. It's vintage.

spinner:
it's like Marvell does his whole, like you know with a man and the precedurof man in his whole, like Passing of the Torch is a whole big thing.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
Classic D. C. just one face time call and it's like Old Henry wink, I mean, like don't writ the suit. Its vintage. Have a good

cobra:
Yeah.

spinner:
day. Good bye

whack_adam:
But he was a loving uncle Because like an, don't let anything happen to you, so I was

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
fine

cobra:
yeah,

whack_adam:
with it, but at the same time with the fun, just

spinner:
Then,

whack_adam:
like here's my

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
gin bag. don't scoff

spinner:
yeah,

whack_adam:
it.

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
yeah,

cobra:
such a weird. I loved it because it was so out of the blue, but it was so weird.

spinner:
Yeah, it's like

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
an uncle lending you his car. Don't scratch

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
it. Be safe

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
by

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I'm going to do this thing of this podcast where I rerailus from talking about nonsense so they can focus on

cobra:
What's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
how much

cobra:
that?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
we hate this movie.

whack_adam:
That's

spinner:
Hen.

whack_adam:
fine.

cobra:
How does

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Right,

cobra:
that

whack_adam:
proceed.

cobra:
work?

whack_adam:
proceed.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
It's completely acceptable to not offer an answer, but if you do want to offer an answer about the best characters

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
being two people, who, one of which are definitely not in the movie and the other

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
one questionable,

spinner:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
we don't need to rift on it for

cobra:
Professional

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
five minutes.

cobra:
podcasters that's

spinner:
no,

cobra:
what we

spinner:
I think

cobra:
are.

spinner:
we should start

whack_adam:
That's

spinner:
naming

whack_adam:
what we are.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Uh,

spinner:
actors that aren't in the movie. I really

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
yeah,

spinner:
liked Christopher Waggin. in this movie.

whack_adam:
You know.

cobra:
Jenifer,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Um,

whack_adam:
No,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
back

cobra:
Jennifer

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
to the question

cobra:
Coolage

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
at hand.

cobra:
did great. Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I'll just have to do that out. Its fine.

whack_adam:
Not

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Back to the question at hand, characters or actors we like to the movie. I don't have anything to say after Pierce Rosen, James Fawn can get it any time he wants, and he makes this movie passible to watch. He

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
is. what is it? The common

whack_adam:
Respect

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
status?

spinner:
Matt wants those that double o seven inches.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I mean, So that

whack_adam:
Well,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
is

whack_adam:
that

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
that

whack_adam:
sounds

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
like?

whack_adam:
smaller

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Is that

whack_adam:
than

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
like

whack_adam:
seven.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
point zero, Zero, seven

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
inches.

cobra:
Yeah, yeah,

spinner:
Exactly

whack_adam:
you're wrong.

spinner:
what

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
or

spinner:
it

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
is

spinner:
sounds

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
it just

spinner:
like.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
seven inches?

whack_adam:
you're wrong, but it's fine.

spinner:
That's

whack_adam:
It's

spinner:
exactly

whack_adam:
fine.

spinner:
what you think it is.

cobra:
Oh man,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Just curious. My bad for following up with questions on a

spinner:
I'm

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
podcast.

spinner:
like James

cobra:
You.

spinner:
Fawn,

cobra:
really? what

spinner:
double o seven inches.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I

spinner:
That

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
got

spinner:
doesn't

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
to skip

spinner:
sound

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
down

spinner:
good.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
to. what is it? Doesn't That's why we're re railing this.

spinner:
That's fine.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
What is the worst character relationship? Um, Chris is just fucking

spinner:
So

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
given her

cobra:
Ja

spinner:
many

cobra:
hands?

spinner:
options

cobra:
He

spinner:
here.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Jes

cobra:
literally

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Sands,

cobra:
Jazhend just

whack_adam:
I'm

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Chris,

cobra:
now.

whack_adam:
taking over this podcast.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Chris,

whack_adam:
Worst

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
take

whack_adam:
character

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
over.

whack_adam:
relationship is the fucking Adam Smasher and Cyclone.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yes,

whack_adam:
We don't fucking need them.

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the

whack_adam:
And

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
worst

cobra:
yeah, yeah, yeah,

whack_adam:
why? and like was he? It was this weird dynamic like. is he? is he respecting her or does he want to get with her? Like?

spinner:
Both.

cobra:
No,

whack_adam:
leave us alone.

cobra:
no,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Chris.

cobra:
it's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
he

cobra:
the

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
wants

cobra:
same.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
to. Adam. smash her

spinner:
Oh,

cobra:
Oh yeah.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
respectfully,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
oh,

cobra:
He. he wants to get in the I of the hurricane. That's why he

spinner:
but

cobra:
went

spinner:
his

cobra:
to.

spinner:
uncle

whack_adam:
Listen,

spinner:
already, Adam smashed Er. Henry

cobra:
No.

whack_adam:
Oh,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
M.

cobra:
No,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
M.

whack_adam:
Henry, the fun,

spinner:
The fond

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

spinner:
gets

whack_adam:
Adam Smasher,

spinner:
it in. He still

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
got it

whack_adam:
All right, So like,

spinner:
leather

whack_adam:
let's

spinner:
jacket

whack_adam:
get technical.

spinner:
on

whack_adam:
Why would two seasoned like first of all four Justice Society members to go off go after like? I guess. like, like God,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Chris.

whack_adam:
tier or super level,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
can you?

whack_adam:
You

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
can

whack_adam:
don't

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
you do

whack_adam:
need them.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
us and our listeners a favor? If you know,

whack_adam:
Yes,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Can

whack_adam:
sir.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
you give us some of the other justicciety members that maybe should have gone on this mission Besides

cobra:
Yes,

whack_adam:
Oh,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
smash the cyclone?

cobra:
how many

whack_adam:
Let's

cobra:
do

whack_adam:
do

cobra:
you

whack_adam:
this

cobra:
want to put in there? There's so many.

whack_adam:
wild cat

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
One

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
who's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
yeah,

whack_adam:
like, like, like a fistacoffs, Fistacof Marshal, boxing brawler, bruiser, but like trainer to Black Canary, so like He's our one of our court martial artists. One, two, original J. Garrick Flash, You could have done that, but they won't do that because this is West Side Boys land. period

cobra:
Yep,

whack_adam:
three, Allen

spinner:
With sipos

whack_adam:
Scott, Green Lantern,

spinner:
with sidepoits

cobra:
I

whack_adam:
Old

cobra:
was gonna.

whack_adam:
G,

cobra:
that's that was the first one. I was going to say, Fucking Green lantern. Why not?

whack_adam:
Because they're dumb because

cobra:
Yeah?

whack_adam:
they're

cobra:
Okay

whack_adam:
dumb,

spinner:
Because

cobra:
that

spinner:
they're not

whack_adam:
they're

cobra:
tricks.

spinner:
using

whack_adam:
dumb.

spinner:
that property right now and they can't get the rights to it.

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
Those are just three off the top of my head. That would be really

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah.

whack_adam:
cool and and like, really and truly am Smasher and Cyclone, or just to play at the young audience that we don't like, Like Funk it like no,

spinner:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
and they did a terrible job at serving them up anyway. That could have been interesting, but they fumbled that bag.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Can we

cobra:
I,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
unpack Why Cyclone is shittier Jubilee for a moment.

whack_adam:
Oh,

cobra:
Is

whack_adam:
I

cobra:
she.

whack_adam:
was trying to.

spinner:
I tell she's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
What is her actual power? What

spinner:
she's.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
does she do?

cobra:
Wait?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
All

cobra:
will

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
she

cobra:
wait.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
does just take scaffolding and throw it near Black,

cobra:
What

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Adam.

cobra:
she? what she does is she goes into a very colorful slow mo

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
and

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
M.

cobra:
things happen. That's it.

spinner:
Yeah, the thing that happens is I stop watching.

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
She throws.

spinner:
Yes,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No, She throws scaffolding that looks like wooden stick spikes in the trailer near people.

spinner:
Encircle them

cobra:
Oh

spinner:
with

cobra:
yeah.

spinner:
spikes so

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

spinner:
they can easily escape because

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the

spinner:
he

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
guy,

spinner:
can fly.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the guy who has lightning power to melt a car.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
You're going to stop in with some

whack_adam:
Wind

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
random spikes That

whack_adam:
with

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
are maybe

whack_adam:
wind.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
what I've used scaffold

cobra:
It's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
like, it's

cobra:
like

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
like three feet long.

cobra:
it's a. It's a a bunch of likenirods.

spinner:
Did she

cobra:
That's

spinner:
control

cobra:
what she

spinner:
wind?

cobra:
was

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
You're

cobra:
going

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
a

cobra:
for.

spinner:
Was?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
lightning

spinner:
that

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
rod.

spinner:
was that her power?

whack_adam:
Oh, fuck, you know what she is? She's discount Storm.

spinner:
That's what I was thinking.

cobra:
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spinner:
She's like

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better.

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Yeah,

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and Storm mixed together

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Combine there,

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it

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is,

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the

cobra:
Yeah, nice

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the use.

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price.

spinner:
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spencer_was_a_mistake_:
it's the. It's the usefulness of Jubilee combined with one of storm powers.

cobra:
Yeah, the least of storm powers.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
Like you

cobra:
yeah,

whack_adam:
know who could ave also swapped her out for they could have swapped her out for Red Tornado, Android, Android Tornado, making wind like meta, but like I would. a sorry, sorry, re phrase, Red Tornado would have been D. C's vision period.

cobra:
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spinner:
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cobra:
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fine with just Hawk Man and Dr. Fate. They were cool.

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agree,

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more characters.

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I think you need

cobra:
The

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numbers.

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thing for me is that

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They needed

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not

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the right

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only

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ones

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where the character is useless, but like the relationship between the two of them makes no sense,

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cobra:
Cyclone and Adam Smasher

whack_adam:
right,

cobra:
Yah,

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ding,

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you win the award of getting back to the original point

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spencer_was_a_mistake_:
on this

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show.

cobra:
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whack_adam:
Because

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in

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there's

cobra:
again.

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two levels. They don't make sense together and they make no sense logically as additional team

cobra:
No,

whack_adam:
members for this mission.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

cobra:
but the thing that I wanted to say about them is

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
that you know Adam Smasher comes off is like this naive, sort of kind of almost dizzy kind of guy, and is just supposed to be a genius And they talk about her genius in the beginning of the movie and that never shows up again,

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other than

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reacts it like it's just the most normal thing.

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any other relationships other than Brodie

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spencer_was_a_mistake_:
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Go for it.

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cobra:
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but

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it.

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quit and become a construction worker

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failed.

cobra:
Jesus,

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was awful,

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and

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hate him.

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and that character relationship was again from like Early two thousand superior

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Oh, you mean

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movies.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
you mean discount Freddy Freeman from the Chasin movie

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I mean he

cobra:
Yeah,

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was like.

cobra:
yeah,

spinner:
It made sense, though, because he was part of the story, but he was and he was great. That kid was awesome. This

whack_adam:
Yes,

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this

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Freddy

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Freeman.

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was.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
yeah,

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this kid

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

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was terrible.

whack_adam:
completely.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
so what you're saying is he's not discount Freddy Freeman. He is like Reverse world Freddy Freeman.

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He's like

whack_adam:
Yeah, nice one,

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He's like Michael Bay, written

cobra:
Bizaro

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Freddy Freeman,

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for Friday Freeman,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
M,

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you go with bizarre

whack_adam:
but that's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Fred Freeman in the sense

whack_adam:
let's not

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that

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split hairs, but yes,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah, he's just He had no point and it was just like it was like I understodwhthy're trying to do to make him the sort of guiding moral point like your kid's dead. Here's another kid you hould listen to

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just

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saying,

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like

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Kill everybody.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
yeah,

whack_adam:
True.

cobra:
And not just that, but like that kid, he was so annoying

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
to the black Adam that I fully expected Black Adam

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M,

cobra:
to punch him into Kingdom Come,

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
and

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I

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see

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what you did there.

cobra:
like,

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He wasn't a good kid either. He was like

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Uh,

spinner:
we're being repressed.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
uh,

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Just kill everybody. It's like

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

spinner:
dude, you hear

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
psychopath.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
In the kid's

cobra:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
defense, he got that from his mom.

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
M

cobra:
true,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
She was

spinner:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
cool all the

cobra:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
murder.

spinner:
everyone is cool at the murder. I guess

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
everybody in Cotackoas.

cobra:
because they were like we've been oppressed, so which to be fair, it wasn't even like they had high tech tali Ben on that country being the leaders of that country

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cobra:
and it was like, So that's just the thing that happens. A gang takes over a fucking country where the apparently is the only place where you can find this super powerful mineral

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
All right. So

cobra:
Blab.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
you want you want to get into this right?

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Of

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whole

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course

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story.

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do.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
okay. So

spinner:
We'll just stay on topic. The kid and the relation with Black Adam was the worst. Any

whack_adam:
Garbage.

spinner:
time that kid talked,

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Great,

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I

whack_adam:
Yep,

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was like funk this.

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please,

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go

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away.

spinner:
out.

cobra:
All

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Spencer,

cobra:
right.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
or time? Okay? Next question? Um, what was the dumbest thing about this movie? Luciana wants to go first.

cobra:
Oh God, the whole attorneum thing, the whole well, okay, No,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
M.

cobra:
I don't know if that's okay. I'm going to go with it. It's the Attornum thing

whack_adam:
M.

cobra:
because there is others like smaller, less important things that bother me because

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Other

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I'm a

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people

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patent,

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will get

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those

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for

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keep.

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you. Don't worry,

cobra:
I'll keep this. So

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Just while I'm cutting you off. I just want to add that I looked up both up Eternum and Inter Gang, just to be sure they are things that exist in the D C

spinner:
Yes,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
universe. So it's

cobra:
Yeah,

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not

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it

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just

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doesn't

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ship

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surprise

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They made

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me.

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it for the movie.

cobra:
Doesn't

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Still

cobra:
surprise

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
dumb,

cobra:
me.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
but

cobra:
It's like the anthematal thing is the same level of thing. Right exit

whack_adam:
Yea,

cobra:
exists, and it was kind of alluded to, but nobody explained it.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No, but that's better because the metal

cobra:
Yea, no,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
played.

cobra:
no, no, that's that's not stupid. That's okay.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the metal played very very little part in the movie. It wasn't a

whack_adam:
True.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
core

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
central plot point.

cobra:
yeah,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
so the whole attornim thing, it's like there's only this one place and only they have it. And like they find it in the sand, buried in the sand. For some reason,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
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Yes,

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No, he

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follow.

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said

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M,

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because

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definitely

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calling

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an obtaining.

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No, No,

cobra:
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he said. Whatever that material in Black Panther was

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Fibrradium

whack_adam:
Vibranium,

cobra:
Vibranium

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vibranium

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but

cobra:
is different,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Adamantium.

whack_adam:
andvibratium didn't make them. Not quite the same, but I love the energy.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
All right, Lucia

spinner:
M

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
at you, Get back in your point, Lucia. we've done enough.

cobra:
So yeah, it's like the whole thing surrounding it. It's like. So it's cryptonige for Black Adam. It's an obtainium, for you know

spinner:
The world,

cobra:
everybody else. It can do whatever the fuck makes bikes fly and tell a port. Apparently

whack_adam:
Yeah, yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yes,

cobra:
it, it's the only metal that can be used to create a crown that, in the end doesn't even really actually matter because of her. That to do, I say the words and go to hell to

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No,

cobra:
like.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
no, you're You're missing the hell point completely

cobra:
He had to be holding the thing to say. Is that

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
And

cobra:
it?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
he had to be killed by Black Adam because he needed Black Adam to send

cobra:
Because

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him to.

cobra:
reasons,

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Yeah, plot reasons, but

cobra:
the

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like

cobra:
rock of the Rock of Ages, whatever the fun that

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is.

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The

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or

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the

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eternity

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Rock of

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is a good ending.

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the Rock of

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Hell,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
Rock of Ages

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and

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is a musical

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anyway,

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starting,

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yeah,

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of course,

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M.

cobra:
that's what I'm talking about, but yeah, it's like I hate it when they do this and when it's like, some, like you know, with the brief case in Pulp Fiction or even in Ronin, where it's like, Yeah, it's a mcguffin. but it doesn't really matter. It's just a drive. the start. That's fine, but in this case it does everything.

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spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Wait, The crown

cobra:
well,

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is

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even

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is Attorneum is the govern for the crowns, Mc Guffin.

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Yeah,

cobra:
Yeah, but it didn't need to be everywhere else and do everything else.

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Why not

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Sure,

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just make it? There's

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it has

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just

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a crown that makes you

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powerful.

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going to say

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Like why?

cobra:
we can live it for the crypt, doctoring later, but like beyond the Crown, we didn't need the whole metal thing to exist at all, because it didn't play any any actual part.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Well, the only the only manful part of plays in the story that I can see is that they need that stupid as shield at the end so they can have their exposition time before the guy drops a shield and lets Black Adam kill him. Do you

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
just need to explain how they stop

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Black

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I

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Adam for five seconds? There?

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think I missed all that.

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M,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
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cobra:
Oh,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I watched it twice. I watched it

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that's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
in the theater

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m,

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and

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watched

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it

cobra:
agree,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
today.

cobra:
and I was really mad. I was going to complain and when it happened I was like. Why did it drop the shield? But then at least they explain that, so that's but that's true. You're right. They had to at least allude to it so they could have the shop, but that could

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
They need

cobra:
have

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a

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been

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lot.

cobra:
something else.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
They just need to clean up a lot of muffins. and so having one that covers

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
a lot of things for them, we'll get. we'll fix that later.

cobra:
But I just find it super stupid when they do that where it's like I don't worry about it. It's it's It's meta magic,

spinner:
They should

cobra:
but

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have

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it's

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M,

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matter. Yeah, anyway, that's that to me is,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
The stupidest thing

cobra:
if not the

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
in the movie.

cobra:
like, I guess it is the stupid thing on the movie.

whack_adam:
Real quick. The one sentence dumbest thing for me was

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Hm,

whack_adam:
when when Adriana's brother back at the apartment she like go like they set. they set it up and she goes to the v, c r to open it, but it's gone in The brother's chilling on the couch, wearing this like more door, ter level relic

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Hm,

whack_adam:
just chilling with it and I was like. What the fuck is happening? Like the how? and like when we move through the movie? Sure, there's a spell in and scenarios and factors to Or it. but I was like this is ridiculous because

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
at that

cobra:
as

whack_adam:
point

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food.

whack_adam:
in time we knew we only had certain amount of information like funk. So that was

cobra:
Not just

whack_adam:
for me,

cobra:
that right. it was a whole, like mythology of the place right. That was like this evil thing that you know, black Adam, or path Adam had to fight against or whatever,

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And

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pronounced

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cobra:
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brother should know

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Black Adam,

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The brother

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whack_adam:
Yeah,

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Hm,

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like, especially when you have a sister like a professor level sister. you would like you can't be that

spinner:
No,

whack_adam:
ignorant.

spinner:
Chris,

whack_adam:
So anyways,

spinner:
Chris, you're forgetting, he's the funny. He's the funny

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Hm,

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he

cobra:
Yeah,

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does. He does

cobra:
that's the

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funny

cobra:
thing.

whack_adam:
M.

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he does the

whack_adam:
Yeah,

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funny.

whack_adam:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Laugh at the funny guy.

spinner:
Laugh at the

whack_adam:
yeah,

spinner:
funny

cobra:
Don't

spinner:
people.

cobra:
worry. I died from electricity.

spinner:
I cannot die from electricity. I'm the funny.

whack_adam:
It's fucked.

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
He was

whack_adam:
Yeah, because

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Moving

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spencer_was_a_mistake_:
on.

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ammer, the actor is dope, but anyway

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Sure,

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the comedian is dope, but anyways

cobra:
Yeah,

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going,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
moving

cobra:
it's not

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
on.

cobra:
his fault. it's

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
not his

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I

cobra:
fault.

whack_adam:
don't blame him.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
we're past them now,

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Yep,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Spencer. Do you ave anything

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you

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thought

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part

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was

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of the whole

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egregiously?

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fucking movie and obviously there's lots of options. but

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Hm,

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when the kid talks the people into fighting the unbeatable army of skeletons, I'm like,

cobra:
Zombis,

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Remember that zombis.

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Un

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skeleton

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dead

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spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Skeletons is probably too kind to

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spencer_was_a_mistake_:
to

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Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
what those things

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Scambes.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
are.

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and then they all

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Scamps.

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like

cobra:
combes

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just started. These regular people just were like. All right, We'll just suck these guys up. and then they did like this army sucks

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
These

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Not

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
are

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really,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
just for the listener. If you haven't

whack_adam:
yah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
watched this movie good for you while you

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yah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
listen to this episode secondarily I just want to explain how bad the this. This is the armies of hell, That the whole purpose

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spencer_was_a_mistake_:
of Ebo was to release Sorry. Unleash the armies of hell on the earth. They were the shambles, Think evil dead or like, not evil dead. But what's the other one?

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Now

spinner:
Evil dead. Three.

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the first night of the leaving That like the Romero one,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No,

cobra:
the black

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No,

cobra:
and white one.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Well, yeah, but I'm thinking it's not Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Army

spinner:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
of Darkness,

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man, that was sad.

cobra:
Oh

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yeah,

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mean that as

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yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Level,

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better better, yes,

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skeletons

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like skeleton moving, Those are the armies

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But

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of

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worse,

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Hell. Yeah, was worse.

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And

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so

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somehow looking worse.

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somehow yea, so Spencer continue,

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whack_adam:
Plot,

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Don't don't just leave.

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And

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and Diamond Dallas Page.

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doesn't diamond Dallas pitch Auquaman symbol.

cobra:
Ah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

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She's like The

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Or or Rock Nation is the

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
rock. Dame

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Yeah,

whack_adam:
Dash is the rock.

spinner:
They really wanted to make that a thing like like

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

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the Waconda Forever

cobra:
Yep.

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thing

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Oh,

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and it

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Oh,

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failed

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that's all

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we've

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to

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whole,

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was

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power.

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exactly what that

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was.

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whole movie

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Oh

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is trying

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God,

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to be a lot like Black Panther, I noticed.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
Oh

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
This. this

cobra:
no,

whack_adam:
Lockman

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
whole movie

whack_adam:
Tech

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
was trying to be many movies And that's part of the

whack_adam:
and

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
problem.

cobra:
I think

whack_adam:
X Men,

cobra:
you

spinner:
Yeah,

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mean.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

cobra:
I think you mean Black panther.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
book planter,

cobra:
That's what you mean right, black panther?

spinner:
Blckanther

whack_adam:
I

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
had him clan.

cobra:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
But anther,

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Blickanther,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
um, back on topic, I ve nailed very, some very good ones. I just I just want to point out the one that I just could not get on board

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Was

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
with.

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it every time the kid scape boarded?

whack_adam:
Oh,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Well, it's kind of that I'm torn between two because one of it's just like this is the most Americanized kid that I've ever seen in my

cobra:
Oh

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
entire

cobra:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
life. For

cobra:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
a

whack_adam:
Despite

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
kid that

cobra:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
is,

cobra:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
so

whack_adam:
the rain,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
he's so prideful. Yeah, fuck that, too. He's so prideful about conduct and he's so proud of conduct, but his room is like a fucking fifteen year old like kid in Central city with all

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
of the posters of all this. I would not know that kid lives in conduct by

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
looking at his room or At the way he lives his life.

whack_adam:
M,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
But that's

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Yes,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
not

whack_adam:
hm,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
even an. I'm mad about what I'm mad about is the entire Sabacc after after they stop him, because it seems like Saba could be a very cool villain for Black Adam to deal with,

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
And

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
they wasted for the last

cobra:
Completely

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
twenty minutes of the movie

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
Yes.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
And it's like

cobra:
such

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
there's so

cobra:
a waste.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
much more potential.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
we've got here. We're already establishing threads.

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They only

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This

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is good.

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a two

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That

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twenty

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minutes

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budget.

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they

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
really pack the stupid

whack_adam:
oh no,

cobra:
in that last bit of the movie. Holy

whack_adam:
they didn't

cobra:
shit,

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I

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Was

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not

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enough

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when he

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budget.

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ripped

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Shed,

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true.

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vertical

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Oh,

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rip

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that.

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and

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
s.

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half.

cobra:
True. that was one of the best scenes in the movies.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
that's on the level of and violet night When he just

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Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
fires example

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Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
up through the

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I love a good. I

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
plot,

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love a good

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
The flood

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bad guy. like Final Kill where

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Finish

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and

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move.

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saved the over

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Let's

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the

cobra:
Yeah,

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top kill for that,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
this is probably good time to, because at this point let's just dive right into our favorite scenes for the further movie. The one thing I was going to say, I really like to ave the expense you mentioned is like when Black

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Splitting

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Adams

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the

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shows

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guy an

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up

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ass.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
and well, no, it's actually not that one when Black

spinner:
Okay.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Adams shows up and pops out and just decides that he has. he's not having with any of the Inter gang soldiers.

whack_adam:
Yes,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I was so proud

cobra:
And

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
of this movie.

cobra:
he,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Just funk, Wasting kids,

cobra:
Yes,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
lightening them down to the ground, just

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
throwing people around like the sheer

spinner:
S.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
carnage.

cobra:
He quick silvered them right.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

cobra:
It was full quick silver. like

whack_adam:
Hm

cobra:
moving too fast,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
M.

cobra:
and like rearranging things so they crash into people. Tosses the guys grenade in the guy's mouth.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I don't be

cobra:
It

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
honest

cobra:
was great.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
with you. I really just want to stay in the cave because once you got of the cave it got a little long in the tooth for me and got a little dumb.

cobra:
Oh,

spinner:
Yeah, I like

cobra:
true.

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the cave

cobra:
true.

spinner:
part was way better.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
The

cobra:
So

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
cave part was

cobra:
in

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
tight.

cobra:
the beginning

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah, the

cobra:
right

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
part

cobra:
right,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
as tight.

cobra:
right,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
That's my favorite scene

whack_adam:
One.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
when

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That

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
it just

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was.

whack_adam:
ah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
comes out and destroys.

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I agree

whack_adam:
yes,

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with you. That was when I like when they're shooting him and catches a ble and says your magic is weak.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
I was like

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

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that's actually

cobra:
Yeah,

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a dope line

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
yeah,

spinner:
and I'm like

cobra:
yes,

spinner:
I was actually like Okay. Here we go like I was like. I'm on board now because the first,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
It's like

spinner:
the first, it was so bad.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
when the movie hits that point, you're like. Could it be

cobra:
Oh

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
uncommon?

spinner:
Yeah, exactly

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No,

cobra:
yeah.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the answer

cobra:
exactly.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
was no,

cobra:
that's exactly.

spinner:
no, no,

cobra:
That's

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no,

cobra:
is

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no,

cobra:
actually how I

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no,

cobra:
went.

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no, and then chick comes on. Just just fucking stuffs

whack_adam:
Huh,

spinner:
you back into the fucking box. Go

whack_adam:
If

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boom,

whack_adam:
you like Minos pizza and Hulot Packard printers, I have a movie for you.

spinner:
No number but a number.

whack_adam:
M.

spinner:
Eybodythatsonas. Good. this movie snot so good.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

spinner:
No, but you were like they take like he just fucking like, just killed my hopes after that scene, but in that scene I agree mad. I was like. Okay, Okay, let's go.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
I don't mind a full movie of this

whack_adam:
True, but we, we, we,

cobra:
Oh,

whack_adam:
we,

cobra:
that would

whack_adam:
we,

cobra:
have been good.

spinner:
Like they should have made this movie like, like we're black, akin to Camandomovie condo

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
M,

whack_adam:
Uh,

spinner:
where he's like he's a hero,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
M.

spinner:
but he's just killing everybody

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

spinner:
and it's like the goal is some stupid thing like like, Oh, he's got to get saved somebody. whatever, But he's just killing everybody till he gets there. That would have been dope. We'll get there. we'll get

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
We'll

spinner:
there.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
get down.

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Sorry

whack_adam:
Same answer.

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I

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I

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derailed

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yield my

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it.

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time

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Thanks Chris.

whack_adam:
honestly, same like. I mean, if I have to, if I had to, just like

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
You

whack_adam:
again,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
don't.

whack_adam:
all the Doctor Fate stuff, period

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
you? A thousand per cent?

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
do

cobra:
I was

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
not

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
gonna.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
have to

cobra:
I was going

whack_adam:
and

cobra:
to say

whack_adam:
Hawk

cobra:
the same.

whack_adam:
Man, and that's it.

cobra:
The dog

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
M.

cobra:
fake for me Is all the the dark fate stuff?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Great.

cobra:
I live it at that.

spinner:
I like.

cobra:
loved

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I

cobra:
it.

spinner:
did like the Hawk Man fight too, but I've kind of got this thing now where I'm watching two Super heroes fight that are both really strong where I know none of their punches matter where it.

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
I stopped. I stopped caring

cobra:
that's fair.

spinner:
because I'm like. Oh, they're

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I,

cobra:
Yeah.

spinner:
both impervious. Okay,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I had the same thought I was. like. Take me back to where Black Adam just gets to vaporized kids with lightning Because like,

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
like, I appreciate the simplicity. because

spinner:
Wait,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
like there's only

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were they kids like?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Uh,

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Is

whack_adam:
Yeah, you

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that

whack_adam:
keep saying that

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Maggie said kids have like

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
uh,

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they

whack_adam:
I'm

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were like

whack_adam:
a little.

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adult henchman.

whack_adam:
Were they?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
They were.

whack_adam:
they gave consent to scription to their

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They

whack_adam:
joining,

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gave

whack_adam:
aren't

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consent

whack_adam:
they?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No,

spinner:
to be vaporized.

whack_adam:
Now? they gave consent to join Inter gang, didn't they?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No one gave consent to be throwing that far to dat. No, just like I was just like. I'm kind of like you're right all these super hero battles where it's like like it's funny to me that Hawk Man, like I was looking up his powers because Hawk Man's powers are unclear to me. And listen,

cobra:
I did as well.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
If I'm honest about Hawk Man, watching my only experience with Hawk Man is watching the Justice Lead cartoons From Like I Tink. It's late Nineties

whack_adam:
Yep?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
That Hawk Man sucked. I sucking,

spinner:
Yes,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
hated that dude. I thought

spinner:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
he was awful. This guy was cool like, but also how I don't understand the power level of He can't stop Shazam, like Shazamseems, way more powerful than him, but Shazam never actually does any damage to Hawk Man.

spinner:
Are,

cobra:
Yeah,

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but

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Nothing

whack_adam:
Sorry,

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meaningful happens

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tell

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
to

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you

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Hawk

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out,

whack_adam:
mean

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
man.

whack_adam:
Black

spinner:
you

whack_adam:
Adam?

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mean Black Adam,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Sorry, what did I say?

cobra:
Same. same.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Sham,

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Susan.

cobra:
same same chasm

whack_adam:
This,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Black

cobra:
three

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Shazam

whack_adam:
this

cobra:
times. You said Zem three times,

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
but

whack_adam:
this

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badchesam,

cobra:
you know

whack_adam:
segment brought to you by

cobra:
Were theirs.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Strokes,

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Casam, fury, The guts in theaters,

whack_adam:
my okay, Yeah,

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

cobra:
I was. I had the same reaction as like. Should he be able to fight Black Adam? This like to to to

whack_adam:
Let me just hop in.

cobra:
Felt weird.

spinner:
M.

cobra:
Go

whack_adam:
Can

cobra:
for

whack_adam:
I?

cobra:
it.

whack_adam:
So it's I appreciate that you both went and check the power levels

spinner:
I did not.

whack_adam:
for for Hawk man, Um, depending on like, if they gave us more more around. Like the metal presence and its capabilities

cobra:
Yeah.

whack_adam:
it augments. and he's considered a mid ter power level, so in general he shouldn't be able to go to to to with

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
with Black Adam,

cobra:
because

whack_adam:
And yet

cobra:
like,

whack_adam:
he does

cobra:
but Black Adam and Shazam can go to to to with Super Man

whack_adam:
Correct.

cobra:
right,

whack_adam:
Correct.

cobra:
Yeah, so

whack_adam:
Like

cobra:
that doesn't track?

whack_adam:
Black Adam

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
Could Black Adam put Superman and and Chasm in their place like they have to get creative to to take him down. So how is Hawk Man?

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
I would

whack_adam:
Not

spinner:
have liked,

whack_adam:
like

spinner:
and this is going more to script doctoring again, but I would have liked if like, he was a great fighter, so he was able to avoid a lot of his punches

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
and

whack_adam:
Hm,

spinner:
land

cobra:
that would be better.

spinner:
and land punches without getting hit. But then when he did get hit, he was

whack_adam:
M.

spinner:
like fucked up

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
and then that

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
was like.

cobra:
like he blocked a bunch of them with his wings, for example,

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
And then

whack_adam:
That's

cobra:
when one slipped through that was it. the fight's done right.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
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great time for me to reveal this conversation in Sway, because you said the magic word Super Man. So at the end of this

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sad.

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it's so sad now.

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And

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we're not going to really be able to talk about it in script doctoring, but I do

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want to address it here. I kind

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of want to just speculate on what would have happened if James Gutton hadn't murdered the existing D. C. universe. He should have, because It was tainted by you know who, and

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We should have also gotten you know some other people out like the flash, but listen to Esemillo's

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funk that, but my point is is that let's talk about it because what do

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you guys? What are your initial reactions to seeing this? Like? what? What do you think you're missing out on? Or do you think it was a mistake where you're feelin that

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I was like this is sucking stupid.

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really?

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like it's just

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the rock is a bad actor

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Yeah, he is.

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like

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just let's just call spade a spade. The rock is good at playing himself in movies.

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He's like Arnold.

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Shit.

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and it's going to be good. But

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everybody

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and be quippe funny. So how you make them funny? You make him into drags who doesn't understand context and sarcasm, but it has no. It makes no sense at all

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and I,

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like

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when he was like just serious. I was. I just play the whole movie serious. That's

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fine. We

cobra:
Yeah,

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don't

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yeah,

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need to have every hero make quips. It's like such a m. It just shows your lack of confidence in what you're making.

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you lean in. You're like we got to do this because otherwise it's not

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Yeah,

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what people want and it's like No, if yo're gonna make a serious.

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Yeah,

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There you go.

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And there you go.

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but it would.

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yeah, man,

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and it's fine

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it's super man

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I yield your time.

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fuck you both.

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it's

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this time.

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it's garbage.

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Yeah,

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the I watched this movie also after they announced that Henry Cavell was back out of being Superman. So when I saw it, I was kind of like I was kind of like Dan, Like I've said this before In the podcast It takes time for you to see an actor as a character in the comic books. Like, in my opinion, the first movie. it's like you, You're getting to know them. but after a little bit of building like now, I see Alcman as Jason Amo, like he's him to me now, and Henry Kevell

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Interesting.

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I looked at him was like, Yeah, Okay, I see why you picked him. Good choice. Let's go right. So to me every time he appears, a super man is just more,

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spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Listen,

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Yeah.

cobra:
which is why I was so sad when

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yeah,

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I saw him. S like man. Now we don't get him any more.

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Brandon Routh is my superman. That's all I'm going to say.

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we could go down? That's gonna be a whole other podcast because

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perhaps have thank you.

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whack_adam:
That

cobra:
for

whack_adam:
was

cobra:
sure.

whack_adam:
what I was picking up because Superman was like. I'll trade fist with you. But we need to talk something else. That ould have been great.

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
That would have been great.

spinner:
Yeah, the seen last thing saying it's I never, and I have no interest in seeing Black Adam. Erste, Superman, Do not

whack_adam:
You.

spinner:
care

whack_adam:
should

spinner:
about that.

whack_adam:
you should, it's been done and it's good.

spinner:
I mean, I'm

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Okay,

spinner:
sure it can be done well, but I don't associate those characters together.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I don't associate good with the D. C. U. so

spinner:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
that's my

whack_adam:
True.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
concern.

cobra:
Yep,

whack_adam:
True.

cobra:
Yep,

spinner:
seeing Superman made me just be like. I'd like to see more Super Man When I saw him. I was like I'd like to see more super Man. I'd like Henry Caveltuperman. I just want to see him get a movie

whack_adam:
Doing

spinner:
and

whack_adam:
his

spinner:
do

whack_adam:
thing.

spinner:
it

cobra:
Be

spinner:
right

cobra:
super man. Eh,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
when the fact that it was with Black Adam as like whatever. I'd rather see Chasm

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
versus Black Adam, Because that makes

whack_adam:
Fair,

spinner:
sense there Like that's like his main villain.

whack_adam:
And you wouldn't feel this way if the d c, e ou had been treated and handled better. And so your reaction makes total sense like I can't. I can't get mad at that at all because they sucked us over. They sucked us all over.

cobra:
Especially in the light of what you said, Spencer were like, you know, super power dude, straight in blows and nothing matters because they don't get hurt. Like

whack_adam:
Actually,

cobra:
who? have? What's

spinner:
Well

whack_adam:
there's

spinner:
here we go.

cobra:
they

whack_adam:
one.

cobra:
would have? Right?

whack_adam:
there's

spinner:
Actually,

whack_adam:
there's only one thing. there's only one thing you. So Kingdom Come, Casam and Black Adam have one advantage over Super Men and it's their powers are magic based. So in Kingdom Come,

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
spoiler alert, Like if you call down the lining while you've got like Superman, and like, like, like a hold

cobra:
It

whack_adam:
of

cobra:
hurts

whack_adam:
some sort.

cobra:
him right.

whack_adam:
It hurts him.

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
I remember

whack_adam:
That's

spinner:
that

whack_adam:
the only.

spinner:
I read that

whack_adam:
That's the only play you can you can really take advantage of, but they

cobra:
Don't

whack_adam:
could have

cobra:
they

whack_adam:
expanded

cobra:
take like half of that fucking thing to figure that out or something like that

spinner:
Listen,

cobra:
before? Like that they figured it out together, don't they or something like that?

spinner:
Re, railed,

cobra:
It's

whack_adam:
A

cobra:
been

whack_adam:
little.

cobra:
a while since I've known anything

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
about it.

whack_adam:
yeah, let's read well, but fair question,

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Hello, I am.

cobra:
anyway,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I am your host Matt.

spinner:
M,

cobra:
hello and

spinner:
Hm,

cobra:
welcome to your wrong.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Hello. welcome

whack_adam:
Hello,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
back to you're wrong.

whack_adam:
welcome

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
M.

whack_adam:
back to play, Adam.

spinner:
I hope you enjoyed your

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
today,

spinner:
bathroom

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
we're

spinner:
break.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
talking with Lack, Adam, and what I want to know about

whack_adam:
Hm.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Black Adam, Is it's more about the The wizards, the Trazam, wizards,

whack_adam:
Okay,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Who let them make decisions because they are very bad at giving up

cobra:
They

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the powers.

cobra:
suck at it. Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
They are one

cobra:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
for three potentially right now. Um, and it's a secondary question to that and I don't know if it's in the comic books, but like, is it that easy to just pass chasm powers around once you get them?

cobra:
I hated that thing.

whack_adam:
The Council

cobra:
I

whack_adam:
of

cobra:
fucking

whack_adam:
Wizards

cobra:
hated that

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Because because like in

cobra:
like.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Zam, he has this staff. And so it's like plausible. Okay, he could. He could give his part of his power to his family

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
right, And he did like. in theory

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
in

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Zam, like each one of them gets one of the Casam

cobra:
One

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
powers right. But

cobra:
Or a little bit, at least,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
yeah

cobra:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
and black.

whack_adam:
Equally shared

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
a going.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
and Black Adam is just like Black Dams sons, just like you're now Black Adam,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
and is like. How

cobra:
And immediately gets shot by an arrow

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Immediately

whack_adam:
Well

cobra:
in front of a guy who is super speed. whatever. Yeah, it's dumb. I don't like that at all.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
What are these wizards doing?

spinner:
And also, what was the point of all of that Like

whack_adam:
Of

spinner:
really

whack_adam:
all of what? of what?

cobra:
It

spinner:
him,

cobra:
was a twist.

spinner:
him,

cobra:
It was supposed to be a twist.

spinner:
Him being his son, actually being black, the original of Black Adam, and then him becoming black

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
Adam. I was like Okay, Who gives

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
a funk? How you got?

whack_adam:
it didn't hit. Yeah, it didn't hit the way it should have. And

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
that's their fault. So your question makes a lot of fucking sense because that's the biggest thing. My biggest problem with this entire movie. Not enough real motivation for for for Black Tet Adam, like they attempted it, but it was executed

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
poorly.

cobra:
it was because he was the first time you see him and you don't even know it's him.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
he says. Oh, you know, let let other people be the hero. There's graveyards full of them. That guy goes on to fight the entire fucking country. Just you know that's not. It's completely out of character.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
His

spinner:
Well,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
son

spinner:
He did

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
died.

spinner:
it

cobra:
in

spinner:
for

cobra:
my opinion.

spinner:
revenge.

whack_adam:
His son died.

spinner:
It

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
was

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
for revenge.

cobra:
he would

spinner:
not

cobra:
go

spinner:
for

cobra:
kill the person who killed his son, not the entire fucking country, and then his rage destroyed everything.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Listen

cobra:
It's too much,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
now,

cobra:
is what I'm saying.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
tet gladiator, Eth,

cobra:
Uh,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Maximus, Aralia

cobra:
uh,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
had a perfectly good reason

whack_adam:
M.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
to do this. Okay,

cobra:
No, it's not about the reason. it's about the intensity

whack_adam:
But

cobra:
he was. He

whack_adam:
if

cobra:
didn't

whack_adam:
I loved, If you're if I like you, lose a loved one in that

cobra:
Again

whack_adam:
in a way like that, you're not going to be in

cobra:
again.

whack_adam:
control.

cobra:
he didn't so like. think about how he lost him.

whack_adam:
Okay

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
He got

cobra:
Okay,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
murdered by assassins.

cobra:
He, he thought

whack_adam:
and they were slaves.

cobra:
he thought. Yeah, so he thought at first he didn't know what happened right because he disappears when he was about to be executed

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
What? his son?

cobra:
and then his son.

whack_adam:
Oh

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Oh,

whack_adam:
yeah,

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
the first

cobra:
he disappears.

whack_adam:
time

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
yeah, yeah,

whack_adam:
it's the

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
rack.

cobra:
we and we do

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Did he pa?

cobra:
and we don't know. It doesn't really show on the movie. If his head, His son again, as Shazam or whatever you want is right.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Sure,

cobra:
All that we see is later on his. You know, he gets beaten up and the mum gets beaten up, and then he shows up too late and then he transfers the power and immediately the son dies

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
The

whack_adam:
You

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
son

whack_adam:
explain

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
gets murdered

whack_adam:
it to me.

cobra:
right.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
by assassins,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
sir,

cobra:
Yes, Yeah,

whack_adam:
the fact we even

cobra:
so it's not.

whack_adam:
go

cobra:
It's

whack_adam:
on.

cobra:
not that I don't understand that you know. The reaction is. what What I'm saying is why did he keep going after?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
He didn't he? Just,

cobra:
Because

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
he

cobra:
he.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
just went down to the castle.

cobra:
He didn't just do that. In one

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yes,

cobra:
day

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
he did.

cobra:
he kept going.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
not,

cobra:
No, he destroyed the entire

whack_adam:
Hold

cobra:
country.

whack_adam:
on. hold on,

cobra:
almost.

whack_adam:
guys. The fact that we're actually talking about this shows how fucked up and confusing the story telling was because

cobra:
Maybe, maybe that's what it is.

whack_adam:
because the sun took down the old like the tyrant

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
King, and then Black Adam blew up everything separate.

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No,

cobra:
that's that's

whack_adam:
That's what.

cobra:
that's my point.

whack_adam:
That's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
no,

whack_adam:
what. That's what.

cobra:
That's what

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
no,

cobra:
I understood

whack_adam:
Do

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
no,

whack_adam:
you

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
no,

whack_adam:
see what

cobra:
as

whack_adam:
it's

cobra:
well.

whack_adam:
with

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
this?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
yeah, that's

whack_adam:
What

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
fair.

whack_adam:
this story is done to us?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No, the way I got it was, the original story is very intentionally obscuring that it's not his sudden going to see the King.

cobra:
Well, No, it wasn't

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
It's just black Adam.

cobra:
But he was in the process of taking over and that's why the king was so desperate for the crown. That's what I understood.

spinner:
I let.

cobra:
And then he entered there. The king didn't even get the crown and he went to that and exploded.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
So

cobra:
everything

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
so

cobra:
destroyed

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
so

cobra:
the

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
yeah,

cobra:
whole city.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
so

whack_adam:
I'm really fucked up

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
so

whack_adam:
now.

spinner:
I

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
not

spinner:
like.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
tet Adam,

spinner:
I like.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
his son, No, Spencer,

spinner:
I like

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No,

spinner:
the lightning.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
no, no,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
no, no, shut up. not tet. Adam was freeing the slaves and destroying the country side

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
and freeing all the prisoners. And that's why

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the king

whack_adam:
Wow.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
wanted the crown, and then tet,

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Adam basically went from watching his son die to just fucking scooted right over and exploded. Everybody.

cobra:
Right,

whack_adam:
M.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

cobra:
and it's like, Is that was that? like? Just all in a day

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
he

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yes,

cobra:
lost his son and he immediately went there, exploited

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
yes,

cobra:
the entire city

spinner:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
yeah,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
Because that's not how I understood it happened.

spinner:
no, that's what happened.

cobra:
But

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
That's what happened

cobra:
okay,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
and then and then sucking

cobra:
that makes a little bit more

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the

cobra:
sense.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Wizard.

cobra:
then

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Six were

cobra:
If that's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
just

cobra:
how

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
like

cobra:
it is,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Hey, we're going to put you in the worst weakest as prison in the history of time and space. You definitely can't get out of here. If someone says your

cobra:
Anybody

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
secret word,

cobra:
who knows how to read can get you out

whack_adam:
Looked on. panic, work for me, brought to you by Werther's

cobra:
And

spinner:
How do they capture

cobra:
I thought it

spinner:
him

cobra:
weird

spinner:
again?

cobra:
because

whack_adam:
Oh so

cobra:
they.

whack_adam:
Siam cast a spell, but I'm guessing I'm guessing the other wizards just sucked and bought time for the spell for the Sizamisapout to be cast. and am sac like, used himself to. well, not even used himself.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
What?

whack_adam:
He

cobra:
No,

whack_adam:
was

spinner:
Yes,

whack_adam:
wrapped up in a little bit,

cobra:
yeah, yeah,

whack_adam:
the Captain Zachary Levishzam, He was still out and about like Chillen, waiting to choose another champion.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Okay? So

spinner:
What the

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
you're

spinner:
fuck are

whack_adam:
Well,

spinner:
you guys? I feel like I haven't even seen

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
this movie you're talking

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
okay,

spinner:
about.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Chris,

whack_adam:
S

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
you're you're? You're your time jumping. Because

whack_adam:
I know.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
because the six wizards by the time we get to Shazam, with

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Billy Batson and

whack_adam:
Batson.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Savanna, Um,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
only Damon Hans

whack_adam:
Yep, Jaman.

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
is alive. Jimonhansthank, You

whack_adam:
it's all

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
is

whack_adam:
gods

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
alive.

whack_adam:
as

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I don't know what wizard he is, but he's

spinner:
His name

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the only

spinner:
is

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
one

spinner:
Jaman

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
left

whack_adam:
he's

spinner:
Houston.

whack_adam:
He's Chazan. he is Shazanhe

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
He issues. Am.

whack_adam:
is Shizam.

cobra:
he's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
what are

cobra:
the

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the

cobra:
Shazem

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
rest of the

cobra:
wizard

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
wizards for?

cobra:
right,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
then?

whack_adam:
There

cobra:
yeah,

whack_adam:
is the wizard family, the Council

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Oh,

whack_adam:
of wizards.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
okay, Listen, we don't

spinner:
Jesus

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
need to worry about that.

spinner:
Christ,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
we have to,

whack_adam:
That's what I'm

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
That's that's how badly

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
but

whack_adam:
they need these

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the

whack_adam:
people

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
point

whack_adam:
and

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
is

whack_adam:
this story needs

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
is

whack_adam:
us

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
that

whack_adam:
men. you know.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
they don't tell us how shows up in that prison and they all use their powers to contain him, because,

cobra:
Imprison him.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
because they

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
are in theory, more proud of them as because they give him his powers, So they have the power plus one, and that's how they captured him. They can't take the powers away.

spinner:
The math checks out.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
His son

whack_adam:
M.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
can pass the powers to him, but the guy To control

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the powers cannot take them back.

cobra:
no, they

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Reasons.

cobra:
can't because they didn't give it

spinner:
This

cobra:
so

spinner:
hurts

cobra:
they

spinner:
my

cobra:
can't

spinner:
head.

cobra:
take it back.

spinner:
This sounds

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
so overly complicated for something so

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
stupid.

cobra:
And

spinner:
Was

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yep,

spinner:
this supposed to

whack_adam:
yeah,

spinner:
be

cobra:
and

spinner:
like

cobra:
it's

spinner:
a cool

cobra:
so weird

spinner:
reveal?

cobra:
that the wizards go, the wizards

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Maybe

cobra:
go. We chose rashly. No, you didn't you chose right. The kid was just like. Oh, I want my dad to live.

spinner:
Big mistake.

whack_adam:
And actually,

cobra:
It wasn't

whack_adam:
holy

cobra:
really.

whack_adam:
ship. the biggest. The biggest mistake of this entire thing was the fucking interpret is the adaptation. Black Adam was a slave and

cobra:
Yes.

whack_adam:
Shazam chose him. period him, teh

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
Adam,

cobra:
exactly.

whack_adam:
but they decided to splinter

cobra:
I hated that.

whack_adam:
that this is what

cobra:
I fucking

whack_adam:
was so

cobra:
hated

whack_adam:
wrong with

cobra:
that because

whack_adam:
it.

cobra:
it's because they wanted to make it the kid because of Shazam.

spinner:
They wanted

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
to make it.

cobra:
Oh, and like it did not have to be

spinner:
Now

cobra:
a

spinner:
they

cobra:
sucking

spinner:
wanted

cobra:
kid.

spinner:
to make him more umrelatable because they didn't want to make him a bad guy for real. So it's like Oh, he lost his son, So it's more empathizing.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
instead of just showing

cobra:
yeah,

spinner:
a guy

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
It's

whack_adam:
But

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exactly exactly? Yeah, let's just leave it at that

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condition

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this.

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they can't go down that road.

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M.

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Yeah, there are notes.

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say catheter,

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spencer_was_a_mistake_:
So. anyways,

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h.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Um, so anyways,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Black Panther has a similar story line of trying to make. Um, Wow, His name is escaping me. Michel Jordan's character into a

whack_adam:
Yes,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
believable

cobra:
Kill monger.

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kill monger. Thank you into a sympathetic character because of watching his dad be murdered by his uncle. Um,

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spencer_was_a_mistake_:
sure, it was done well, but

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
but when you, you add this layer of the kid and the murdering and the power passing and obvious, Only nerves like us are actually going to complain about it. but it does. It does make things unnecessarily like. If your reveal isn't cool, it's bad, right and

whack_adam:
Hm.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
in a movie where you also want to have, like Adam, go to jail and then break out of it for reasons that I also don't understand

cobra:
Oh God,

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having

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wow.

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two twists.

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just

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two twists.

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like, like all of our reactions

cobra:
Yeah, No,

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when they find out, Oh, his son was Black Adam and then passed to him. I mean,

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Uh,

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the concept is still the same that his son died and then he turned bad

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But like

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that.

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but

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it's just

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like

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with forty minutes to go, you go like. Oh, he's going to jail and the guy died and we were all like. Yeah, of course, the movie is just

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M.

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Yeah,

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on on,

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blended,

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blend yourself.

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blend

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start

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yourself

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with. Let's start with new ingredients.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah, just pour your brain down the drain and we'll get you a new one. It will be fine.

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and done.

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Yeah,

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Yes,

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Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Also pour that one out. so let's script doctor this monstrosity. If best we can, Spencer. you are writing notes.

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notes

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act?

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one.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Act one? Okay, we'll let you. We'll let you kick off Act one.

spinner:
Okay,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Um, Chris, I know you are notes. notes. writer. What are you looking at?

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whack_adam:
I'm thinking I'm thinking Act three, But I could actually do two. so I'll

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Okay,

whack_adam:
do two.

cobra:
Well,

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since

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you

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I'll do

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them.

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too.

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just

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said

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and Crystal do the other one, or

cobra:
Uh,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
or you can do the Epilogue.

cobra:
Oh,

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I act for

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I'll do the epilogue. I

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Act for

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do the epilogue.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Chris. You're gonna do back to

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Yeah.

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you? Sure,

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Yeah,

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no take back

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no, Take

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races.

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back. Is

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What was that? Go ahead?

cobra:
That came out wrong?

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Do?

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I just said stamps, No races.

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I didn't hear

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that?

cobra:
Yeah,

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dare you?

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that

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How

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I didn't hear that either.

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dare

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I

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you

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did not hear that, sir. Okay,

cobra:
Yeah,

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because what you say is a to

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make sure that you go down in the one

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Moving on Spencer is doing? Act one. I will do Act three. I'll start that again just for everybody at home. Spencer is doing. Act One. Christ is doing Act two, I am doing Act three, and Luciana is going to give us our new Super Man related cameo appearance in the flog. I assume

cobra:
All

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Spencer,

cobra:
right,

spinner:
Act one is going to be done by care. I'm

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Please stop

spinner:
okay. Act one.

whack_adam:
On Garry.

spinner:
I feel okay. Here we go ready.

whack_adam:
Yep,

spinner:
first. things first were cutting the kid narrator. There's too much kid in this movie. When that opening kid started talking, I was like already out and that took literally ten seconds.

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M

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Pierce Rawson,

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I

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no, no, Pierce Porson's not a bad

cobra:
I

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one.

cobra:
like it. Just make him rate the whole thing when he has to.

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Yeah,

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You.

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you know, Perce

cobra:
That's

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Proa

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it.

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was going to say the rock, but Pierce prose will do better.

cobra:
No.

whack_adam:
He would do better.

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
And it goes,

cobra:
yes,

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He starts off

cobra:
and also his doctor

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Dr.

cobra:
Fate.

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Fate,

cobra:
It

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
makes sense that he knows these things.

spinner:
so it starts off.

whack_adam:
already already, guys. let's go.

spinner:
It starts off with. With Pierce. Fate is something that binds us all a thousand years

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M.

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from now, and a thousand years before

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Oh, I'm wet.

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The story begins.

cobra:
Clean yourself,

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Keep going.

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The story.

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Ball

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those pens

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and throw

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champion

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them in the hamper.

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began long ago anyway. So it starts, And

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M.

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it's the rock. I guess. I guess it's tough to make him the rock cause he's already super jacked and Cginamskinny is like kind of shitty

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It was

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in

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okay.

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Benjamin

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it was okay.

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so either you have a young, either, you

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skinny

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rock.

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nineteen year old actor who

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like the rock

cobra:
Okay,

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And he's like

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Yeah,

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working in the minds and they're awful to him. Obviously

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Yeah,

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right

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yeah,

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and he's like a. He just doesn't know, like he's a hopeful young man, but he's never known anything better. Blahblablah. He does some things that show that he is a good guy. Whatever that is, there's somebody about to get tortured And he takes the blame for something that went wrong so that the old person doesn't get tortured. Okay,

cobra:
Yeah, the classic, you know, like an old man falls down from thirst and he helps him

spinner:
Yeah,

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up and

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and then they're like.

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gets lashed

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because

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of it.

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who dropped a stone and he's like it was me and they're like You all get a lashing for

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that boy And

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There you go.

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so then he takes

cobra:
Yeah.

spinner:
it and then it's like, So he's clearly a good guy. And then it'd be cool if they showed similar to Billy Bats, and him like being met by the The Fates or whatever, they're fucking called the Wizards of Asgard, The hog wards or whatever,

cobra:
What?

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And

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This

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Keep

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then

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movies.

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going. just keep going.

cobra:
Yeah,

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okay,

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This,

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Keep

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he's

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it going.

cobra:
met by Dumble door.

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she's so.

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so he's met by. He's met by. So he's met by Gandolf

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and

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the

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he says

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champion. you're the champion. Teh Adam.

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I

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really enjoy

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Spencer.

cobra:
yeah, yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
That this, this lore, and this beloved conbook here is in such good hands

spinner:
Means

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
as yours.

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means so much to me.

cobra:
Yeah,

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It's

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So when

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
really

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Merlin

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important.

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looks at him, he says you deserve you.

cobra:
Morland.

spinner:
So basically you know they say the same ship. They always say you know. Love a blow. you're

whack_adam:
Yes, yes,

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You're

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yes,

spinner:
a man of character. You are a man of hope, and the people need a light to guide them out of the the desert storm.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
Something cool. Anyways, he becomes Shazam and here's the thing

whack_adam:
Yep.

spinner:
when he becomes Juan, he does good. He's not a bad guy. He, He does good and helps the people, shows him building, helping build Candor, which makes it such a great city. Which helps the law For why the city is like so famous.

cobra:
You can dick.

spinner:
Whatever

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M.

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the fuck. it's called

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It's wrong, but it's fine.

spinner:
Jerusalem,

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
Keep going.

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Uh,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Wow

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uh. So he helps build.

cobra:
Oh,

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Uh,

whack_adam:
Hello.

spinner:
he helps build the city and he becomes great and it shows him living as their protector for like five hundred years.

whack_adam:
There

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He's

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you

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like

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go.

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this great guy, but slowly over time power corrupts. Absolutely. You see

cobra:
Corrupt,

spinner:
him seeing these awful things, sees people being bad. he starts punishing with death sentences, and then he slowly slowly loses his power, slowly loses his goodness. whatever, Until someone cares about something happens that really kisses him off, and he massacres the city like all the like, A Lot of people. maybe not like everyone. but you know he does something horrible like killing all the people.

cobra:
If it be super interesting if they manage to do, Because I like that idea if they manage to show like you know, the original King being super evil and doing some ship, and him slowly becoming exactly like the

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
guy that he hated.

spinner:
yeah, and then like at the end he's like saying similar things to what the original King

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
was

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exactly

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saying,

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yeah. Yeah,

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and then and then the gods. whatever, fucking double door, Grandolph, Merlin, come, and they say,

cobra:
The Knights

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of the Round

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Table,

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Yeah,

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They say we chose poorly. You don't deserve this power. He goes. You chose poorly, and you can't speak to me like that. I'm Adam Black Admandthen,

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A

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name

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on.

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kills all these people in his in his wake. You know, not caring, and they manage to subdue him, So it's like Okay. He has a actual back story That makes sense. They do trap him in the whatever in something,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
and he's like

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Attornium.

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they try and torture him to say he, Sam. let's say like they use their magic to try and make him the only way to make him not have powers. For him to say she's M, and go To his normal mode.

cobra:
Well, isn't isn't he the one responsible for killing all the wizards except for Chazam?

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
He

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so

cobra:
is

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he kills

cobra:
right.

spinner:
all of them and the last one gets

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
him and then he's trying to.

cobra:
the last one can only imprison him, not take all the powers

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
away. That's why he's imprisoned.

spinner:
but I like the concept. I think this is the comic. Correct me if I'm wrong, Chris is that

whack_adam:
Men listening.

spinner:
he only can live this long because he's in his casam

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She's

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mode,

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cobra:
Yeah.

whack_adam:
mote, Correct,

spinner:
So when he says Shazam

cobra:
yeah,

spinner:
in our time, he just like turns to dust right.

whack_adam:
Correct.

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I

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he

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loved

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never

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that

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never.

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I

cobra:
Yeah,

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Alway tough hat was

whack_adam:
Yep,

spinner:
really cool because it's the opposite of Billy Batson, who's a kid. It's like the oldest guy

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
in a body versus the young guy in a body. Of course, they changed the movie, so I would have had him be like tat, Really want to change him back. And he was never would say, no matter what they did to him. So they just locked him up,

whack_adam:
Hm,

spinner:
Then comes to the present and when does act one and I guess Acton probably end when he is re awoken,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Well, the onything. I would add to that Spencer is in Act when you need like. So what is? what is the rest of Like? I don't want you to pick the crown and all that

cobra:
The hook.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
that fucking bullshit.

cobra:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
but we just have like tet Adam's story, but we need the hook for modern day teh Adam

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
to continue us through the acts two and three.

spinner:
So probably will have to be a Mc guffin again.

whack_adam:
Leading to Saba or something?

cobra:
Maybe maybe it could be the crown that was corrupting him slowly

spinner:
No,

cobra:
as

spinner:
because

cobra:
well.

spinner:
I want him. No,

cobra:
well,

spinner:
No,

cobra:
No, that takes

spinner:
That takes

cobra:
a way

spinner:
away

cobra:
that

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cobra:
takes

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being

cobra:
it

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a

cobra:
away.

spinner:
bad

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
guy.

cobra:
you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

spinner:
It

cobra:
Never

spinner:
should

cobra:
mind.

spinner:
be.

whack_adam:
Can I can? I help a little?

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
Go for

cobra:
I

whack_adam:
So

cobra:
go.

spinner:
it.

whack_adam:
like teth Adam, Teth Adam, His whole, like I, I love your approach. What like? the angle and trajectory of power corrupting is that in the comics he wanted was like I've got con contact on contact on lock. I should just fucking rule the world, And that

spinner:
Okay,

whack_adam:
was

spinner:
that's

whack_adam:
the.

spinner:
cool, too.

cobra:
M.

whack_adam:
That was the catalyst,

cobra:
yeah.

whack_adam:
or like the wister's like funk. Like at first he was a protector, Ish and ruler. Okay and then now he's off the deep end and so is there a bridge that we could use? Maybe that could tie a little bit of that in

spinner:
I like that

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Real.

spinner:
he wanted to take over the world. That's good.

whack_adam:
M.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
So but how do we get to? Because the other challenge.

cobra:
Yeah, got to present

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
The

spinner:
So

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
thing

cobra:
time.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
you

spinner:
so

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
probably

spinner:
here?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
can't change is you have to give him a path to similar redemption.

spinner:
Yeah, now there will be. because,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Okay,

spinner:
because he was originally good, that's going to be his, his moral. Because that's the thing. he's not one dimensional bad. He slowly

whack_adam:
And I've

spinner:
turned

whack_adam:
got

spinner:
bad.

whack_adam:
you for that too, just in case. But

spinner:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
anyways,

spinner:
we, you're going to get that in the end.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
What else you focus

whack_adam:
I have.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
on? Act to?

spinner:
So

whack_adam:
I'm just saying.

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
I'm just saying I've got you. That's what I'm saying.

spinner:
and then

whack_adam:
So

spinner:
I'll try and go quickly because I don't want to talk forever. I like the idea of he, over time as king, he masked the most incredible treasure collection of all Time. It's like, and it's

cobra:
Oh,

spinner:
like El Dorado

cobra:
okay,

spinner:
in our time. Like, like people are searching for it, So that's why they're looking for. That's why they, and just like in the Mummy, they're like going looking for stuff, but they accidentally awaken Chusan, as opposed to being a crown. But we're gonna ned something to make a bad guy. I guess that's equal in

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Well,

cobra:
Maybe

spinner:
power

cobra:
maybe it could have been a guffin like the crown, but not like the bad guys were looking for this thing that's powerful that he had in his

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

cobra:
treasure.

spinner:
In his collection. Yeah, exactly. that's

whack_adam:
Something

spinner:
so

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
rumored

spinner:
well,

whack_adam:
to be

spinner:
The world is like.

whack_adam:
able

spinner:
This

whack_adam:
to

spinner:
is like

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
the d C world. So there is magic and stuff so it could have been maybe

whack_adam:
True.

spinner:
a magic that actually connects to other things, Or you

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Let's

spinner:
know,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
what if you made it. Um, so the wizards? Um, I guess we did was trying

whack_adam:
There's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
to make

whack_adam:
one

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
those.

whack_adam:
wizard left.

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
There's one okay here Help. there's one wizard left, and then he's in charge

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
of like the Rock of Eternity, which is sort of like the, Just like a Green Lantern, The central power battery battery. The rock is like the rock contains, and is the focal

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
point for all of that power. Maybe maybe Black Adam knows where it is and his Eldorado treasure leads somehow through dimensions and ship to the rock. And maybe there's there's. It's like bread

cobra:
Is

whack_adam:
crumbs

cobra:
it

whack_adam:
of like,

cobra:
that's

whack_adam:
So someone's like.

cobra:
That's

whack_adam:
If

cobra:
a

whack_adam:
we

cobra:
little

whack_adam:
can

cobra:
bit

whack_adam:
get

cobra:
too

whack_adam:
to

cobra:
much,

whack_adam:
it. Okay,

cobra:
too uncharted for me.

whack_adam:
Sure,

cobra:
That's a

whack_adam:
okay,

cobra:
little bit too uncharted for

whack_adam:
okay,

cobra:
me.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
It also requires your villain To You don't have a obvious villain there. I don't know if we're writing Saba off of this, um,

whack_adam:
I'm not saying no to that, but

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
um, I don't

whack_adam:
just trying

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
mind

whack_adam:
to

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
it,

whack_adam:
bring

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Chris.

whack_adam:
things

cobra:
Uh,

whack_adam:
in,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
It's just that I'll see, then it would be very confusing if if you're searching for the Rock of Eternity, if actual Sam does not show up in this movie,

spinner:
So

whack_adam:
But

spinner:
I like this.

whack_adam:
well that's at the end.

spinner:
I don't know enough about other

whack_adam:
I have another thread.

spinner:
Black Adam villains, so I will just say so buck. let's just keep it simple. He has

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
M.

spinner:
the greatest mass of treasure of all time, and in that treasure is the crown,

whack_adam:
Okay.

spinner:
so we'll keep the crown.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
So so then the story of the crown is at this point similar.

spinner:
Yeah, it's it's his greatest treasure.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
We explain way less that they are searching for attorney on blah, blah blah,

spinner:
No attorney,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
But

spinner:
M. Attornam

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
just

whack_adam:
M,

spinner:
just complicates things.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
but the crown, The crown, You know, it's actually, and actor sort of output. There is a crown that can summon that has powers that someone can take to become king of the world.

spinner:
Yeah, there was another king when he was trying to take over the world. He only had one like actual, tough fight, and was against this guy who was using this crown, And when he killed him, he took his

whack_adam:
Hm,

spinner:
crown,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

spinner:
and they're

whack_adam:
Hm,

spinner:
like he was the greatest general

cobra:
Oh,

spinner:
of

cobra:
I

spinner:
the

cobra:
like

spinner:
time,

cobra:
that.

spinner:
but Black Adam

cobra:
I

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Honestly,

spinner:
was

cobra:
like

spinner:
able

cobra:
that.

spinner:
to defeat him.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
that could be actually just Saba E killed a back

spinner:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
in olden times and the crowns left over.

spinner:
Like, like, like salons ring,

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
Boom,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yes,

cobra:
Nice.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
There you

cobra:
nice.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
go.

cobra:
I like that.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Chris.

whack_adam:
And yeah, I'm ready. So

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Hit it.

whack_adam:
Crown and previous Saba is essentially Black Adams, Doctor Savanna, like a human or whatever, magic alight, like magic abilities. A, due to exposure or whatever, So we could still we could. We could either use descendants, or we could use some one who's who's tapped into enough of the Lar, Who wants to go looking for this crown And

cobra:
Yeah, no, no descendant. The whole thing

whack_adam:
I'm

cobra:
of

whack_adam:
fine

cobra:
the

whack_adam:
with

cobra:
guy

whack_adam:
that,

cobra:
being

whack_adam:
too.

cobra:
the descendant

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
of the king is so dumb.

whack_adam:
yeah,

spinner:
Agreed.

whack_adam:
we. also, so at this point we also, so Black Adam has been imprisoned from Bychazam, And so then maybe we could have another. Doesn't make sense to have two two arcs where power corrupts where there's like archeologists or whatever are looking for are looking for the freaking treasure. No, not well meaning

spinner:
Maybe

whack_adam:
they're greedy.

spinner:
maybe maybe they're

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
Play off.

cobra:
agreed,

whack_adam:
Play off the sins.

cobra:
greed.

spinner:
maybe the girl. Maybe

cobra:
yeah,

spinner:
it's

cobra:
yeah,

spinner:
like a girl

cobra:
greed.

spinner:
and a guy and the guy is actually not

whack_adam:
Sure,

spinner:
bad. But they're looking for this treasure because it's worth a ton. They're just like, kind

whack_adam:
Okay,

spinner:
of like normal Tom Raider, kind of people. But when he

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
gets, and they don't believe in magic or any of that ship,

whack_adam:
Sure,

spinner:
And then when he actually touches the crown for the first time, it corrupts him, it brings out his,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
and then he becomes, and then that way he's actually too dimensional because he was actually like. No, Just a bad guy.

cobra:
He's being almost controlled by the crown

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
at that point.

whack_adam:
by the demon, the Sin demons right

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
would challenge that, I think those overly

whack_adam:
How?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
convoluted I think

whack_adam:
How

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
it's

whack_adam:
so

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
fine. Just have an evil person who is evil because they they want to crown, Because fucking Shizam exists in the world, and Super Man exists in the world, and there's all

whack_adam:
So?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
these

whack_adam:
then

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
other

whack_adam:
go ahead.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
fucking. make an Amanda

cobra:
Oh

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Wallers

spinner:
I

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
look

spinner:
was gonna

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
for the

spinner:
say

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
goddamn

spinner:
Amanda

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
crown

spinner:
Waller sent to sent this person to get it.

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
There you go. and that brings her back in. Because never get enough of Viola.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
They

whack_adam:
That's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
send

whack_adam:
great.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
in a suicide quad

spinner:
M.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
with a weird

whack_adam:
Oh

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
girl.

spinner:
Hm,

cobra:
No,

whack_adam:
Lord,

cobra:
they don't No, they don't

whack_adam:
with the

cobra:
No, they don't.

whack_adam:
with the weasel

spinner:
And she

whack_adam:
the weasel,

spinner:
finds it.

whack_adam:
Linda.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
This is my friend Katana,

spinner:
I advise

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
She

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
you,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
uses

spinner:
don't get

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
a

cobra:
Yeah.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
sore.

spinner:
killed by

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the sexual souls out of here.

spinner:
And

cobra:
Ah,

spinner:
the girl,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
the girl archeologist,

cobra:
God,

spinner:
who just breaks it when she finds it. What's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

spinner:
this?

whack_adam:
So here's here's here's the thing and this is the biggest thing I want to chew on The archaeologists. Find the crown dude puts on the crown is changed him, or can still be evil. whatever, And he's now imbued with demon spirits. Okay, The other archaeologist or whatever she's she's also a mother and so in all of thist demons, Crown got that guy and triggers. I'm Goin to stick to it. She sees. she's in another part of the C of this treasure chamber and she's reading this other thing simultaneously. Guy gets crown changes. She reads a thing and unlocks like unlocks Black Adam. Um. he has black. Adam has a knowing Ike. pause. He's sure he's just oriented, but he looks at her and here's the thing with another movie. So I've got layers. one. He looks at her and she reminds him of his his late wife, So he's like Cut off

cobra:
I

whack_adam:
a little

cobra:
think

whack_adam:
bit.

cobra:
that I think that was supposed to have been there already in the movie

spinner:
They?

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spinner:
just,

whack_adam:
and it was.

cobra:
and

spinner:
they

cobra:
they

spinner:
just

cobra:
just

spinner:
cut

cobra:
didn't

spinner:
it out

cobra:
do it.

whack_adam:
it was weird

cobra:
Yeahyeah,

whack_adam:
for me, So like he's like what? But then he's caught up. He's caught up with Saba doing his thing, and the et'set'slet's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I,

whack_adam:
have. Let's have black atom on the ropes for a little

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Chris,

whack_adam:
bit,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
can you,

whack_adam:
and then

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
can

whack_adam:
they separate.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
you? Can you give me a? Can you er? this back and descript doctoring? And that's cryptorywriting, because we've

whack_adam:
How

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
so

whack_adam:
is it to

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
far

whack_adam:
rewrite

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
we've chopped off every care that doesn't black Adam and Tabak, literally every single

spinner:
And

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
one.

spinner:
I have a request

whack_adam:
M?

spinner:
not to remove the scene where when he wakes up he kills everybody in that cave because that

whack_adam:
So

spinner:
was

whack_adam:
then

spinner:
dope.

whack_adam:
we need Okay. That's fine.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
M.

whack_adam:
So then they're not alone And thank you for that. It's fine So

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
the archeologists have have a crew. M, Y, don't have to be sucking mercenaries. But maybe maybe there, see this is my concern and I don't need your help.

cobra:
So here's

whack_adam:
Is

cobra:
the

whack_adam:
it

cobra:
thing.

whack_adam:
too much?

cobra:
It's fine. It's fine if their Inter gang, even if that name

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yes,

cobra:
is stupid. What what I think is stupid is that Inter gang owns the country.

whack_adam:
Okay?

cobra:
That's ridiculous. But if it's the whole mercenary group and that guy, Ishmael is still the leader and he's the one who learned about it and went after it, And like fool, Adriana, who's

whack_adam:
I'm

cobra:
the

whack_adam:
fine

cobra:
mom

whack_adam:
with that.

cobra:
into helping him all of that like you can keep the general idea of them going into the thing together in Bla bla Bla, But

whack_adam:
Okay.

cobra:
then you know he wakes up

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
and then he sees The. The only problem is if he turns into Saba right now, it changes the entire move.

spinner:
No,

cobra:
That's

spinner:
it should

cobra:
the

whack_adam:
M.

spinner:
be

cobra:
only

spinner:
like

cobra:
problem.

spinner:
he gets. He touches it and corrupts him, but he doesn't change right away. He's like

whack_adam:
So he's

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
chasing

cobra:
it

whack_adam:
it,

cobra:
doesn't

whack_adam:
but he

cobra:
change

whack_adam:
doesn't

spinner:
he's

cobra:
right

whack_adam:
have

cobra:
away.

spinner:
slowly

whack_adam:
Okay. cool

spinner:
like you can keep cutting back to him. The movies. seeing him go through

whack_adam:
Changing

spinner:
like

whack_adam:
him.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Why

whack_adam:
Okay,

spinner:
the fly because it's cooler.

cobra:
Why what?

whack_adam:
Infection could be interesting, because then

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
O.

whack_adam:
it's an anchor towards like he needs full contact in order to change like he's no longer. he's not fully himself any more. He's being drawn to pulled to the crown because he's been infected.

spinner:
That makes sense,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
You need to?

cobra:
I

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
You

cobra:
think?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
need

cobra:
It

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
to.

cobra:
makes

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Sorry,

cobra:
more

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I need to interrupt

cobra:
sense.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
you here. You guys need to speed up. We're at a hundred

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
and twenty twenty three minutes, and we still have

whack_adam:
Okay,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Chris to finish, and the rest of us, So it's good for doing this, but we gotta, we got to pick up the pace and be less like picky.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
What

whack_adam:
I hear you. I'm glad we're work shopping it and helping

spinner:
Bruce

whack_adam:
each other out. I'm trying to figure it out to. I don't want to take so much time,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
We're

whack_adam:
but

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
not? We're not recording. I mean, we have to less picky about someone's ideas and let them kind of run with. It does the whole purpose

whack_adam:
Okay,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
of

whack_adam:
cool

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
letting go

whack_adam:
cool.

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
facts, but we just have to stick to the overall tenor of

spinner:
Chris,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
of

spinner:
Follow your dream,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
well our dream like it's if you're getting really off script doctoring. I'll steer you back, but

whack_adam:
Okay,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I think we just have. If we're if we're Maybe this is a conversation right after where we talk about. Maybe we should just know what act we're doing ahead of time and I know where we're going, So it's not so much creative on the spot, Because the creative

whack_adam:
Yeah, yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
on the

whack_adam:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
spot is a lot of time and I don't. we're giving ourselves a half a And we're all blowing through

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
it our time a lot, men, and we can give ourselves ten minutes more, maybe, but at some point you're just spending the whole show script docuringand. I don't think that's what we're hoping to achieve. We just want

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
a portion of it to be

whack_adam:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
so.

whack_adam:
my biggest anchor because we're already talking about it. The biggest anchor that I want to I want to tie

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
into is essentially black Adam, Black, Adam, redeeming himself because the loss of his wife and son.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Okay, but that is,

whack_adam:
I want to bring that back somehow.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
if you're going to re Act two, then I got nothing in Act three. Right, You're only

whack_adam:
Okay,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
setting up stuff right. Act two is the, This is the thing we're doing and now we're at our lowest point in the story. And then Act three is we were redemption solving the problems.

whack_adam:
Okay, so then I can, I can just veer over into introducing the Justice Society

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah, yeah, yeah,

whack_adam:
Like finish off that that that that treasury scenario,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Sure, yeah, yeah,

whack_adam:
everyone breaks away and then rump, like news

cobra:
Who has the crown?

spinner:
The mom,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
Should still be the mom.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
sure,

cobra:
Yeah, okay,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
yeah,

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
if that's he Wa, You

whack_adam:
Okay,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
want to do if that's fine, but let's just wrap that up and then you do

whack_adam:
got you.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Justice Society, Because yet were we don't have enough time for this. We spent like all of your time just hashing out the five seconds of sucking the guys showing up and the crown and we got.

whack_adam:
Yep.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
we got. We. Otto, let people just roll their feelings.

whack_adam:
Okay.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
All

whack_adam:
I can.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
right.

whack_adam:
I can get type. Great, So we're in the treasury room. Ishmael has been infected and there's a. There's a skirmish. The like the mercenaries are, are, or firing all over which way the fight breaks out, So I want to keep that scene, and like the ensuing scene that goes like outside and all of that wonderful action. but I want I want us to have a break like Black Adam destroys them, and he takes off, and then new spreads and that that give It's an opportunity to bring in Amanda Waller. She can call in the Justice Society and there is that contact and bridge to to Carter Hall, Hawk Man and Dr. Fate, And at this point Adriana has the crown. She's on the run and I think

cobra:
No, No itorneum missile hits

whack_adam:
No, it's just

cobra:
Black

whack_adam:
regular.

cobra:
Adam right.

whack_adam:
It's

cobra:
Okay,

whack_adam:
just

cobra:
good,

whack_adam:
regular

cobra:
good, good.

whack_adam:
artillery, regular ammunition and munitions.

cobra:
Okay,

whack_adam:
Just that, like just that, Because that's enough. we don't need enough of this. We don't need this level up

cobra:
A hundred percent

whack_adam:
in my

cobra:
agree.

whack_adam:
opinion, so I think that that's okay enough for two to wrap any

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Well,

whack_adam:
questions

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
well,

whack_adam:
though,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I need at the end of act. I need. we need like ship to be sucked right like the act to like Ship should be in peril So like she shouldn't just have the crown, But like whoever is hazing the power of becoming Saba needs to be like.

whack_adam:
But it's not full blown. I don't think anyone's transformed yet into Saba.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Well, we

whack_adam:
I

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
don't

whack_adam:
think

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
have enough

whack_adam:
like,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
time and act three to clean that all up. Right

whack_adam:
okay,

cobra:
Yeah, I know we don't because we don't want to repeat what the movie actually

whack_adam:
Okay,

cobra:
did.

whack_adam:
okay, okay,

spinner:
She, just they take her daughter, dark kid

whack_adam:
Okay,

spinner:
who's not a fucking annoying scape boarding punk from two thousand and one.

whack_adam:
We have your daughter give us

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
the crown.

spinner:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
So what if

spinner:
and she

whack_adam:
so

spinner:
has to

whack_adam:
like

spinner:
beg

whack_adam:
they flap?

spinner:
Black Adam to help her.

whack_adam:
Sure do we need. I'm fine with this. How do we get from here to? does it become? The Crown Has to go to a location, And when we get there, you have to work with us, Adriana, and then we will free your daughter.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
That works.

whack_adam:
Okay, Okay, because

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
So

whack_adam:
then we,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
one.

whack_adam:
we'll have time traveling and location changes,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
one question

whack_adam:
and so

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
further,

whack_adam:
on.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
then why does she have to work with them? What does she know? What is she helping them do?

whack_adam:
She's the expert she can translate and she's the lower keeper.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Okay?

whack_adam:
The rest of them are not. She's been leading the whole expedition.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
right? So so the evil guy is? he isn't like. he has no

whack_adam:
Maybe

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
knowledge. He's just a mercenary.

whack_adam:
financier or mercenary.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah, great. so we're fucking doing tumbwritear.

whack_adam:
Yep,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Awesome.

whack_adam:
Yep,

spinner:
It's a great.

cobra:
Or our national treasure,

spinner:
a great movie.

cobra:
our national

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No

cobra:
treasure,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
natural treasure is fun.

cobra:
his chum, Ben, his bean from

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Fuck

cobra:
National

whack_adam:
Let's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
off.

whack_adam:
get

cobra:
Treasure.

whack_adam:
Shallanban. No, no, no, no, no

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Fuck.

whack_adam:
conduc.

cobra:
Uh,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
that's the white man. Actually, that's very realistic, White man Huninford treasure to take back to England and act like

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
they didn't steal like

cobra:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I digress.

cobra:
that will be.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Okay,

cobra:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
Who.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
so

cobra:
Go for

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Act three,

cobra:
it, man.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
we have

whack_adam:
Hm,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the mom, and she is being sucked into helping these guys unlock the power of the Crown. I didn't hate the idea that he had to sort of die to go to hell to unlock the powers. But, but we really haven't set that up in this movie and that's fine, So we just need to find a way to unleash the powers. Now we left it off, Chris. You said that this guy is being infected by the Crown And

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
so it turns out that what will happen is he? when she comes to work with him, he keeps the ground on him at all times, because he doesn't trust anybody, So it's in his room. it's locked in his room. It's always near him. whenever she's working on it. he's always near by. And so that

spinner:
Precious

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
close contact.

spinner:
to him,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah, exactly

spinner:
precious

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
that.

spinner:
crowd,

cobra:
Oh no,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
That

whack_adam:
What

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
close

whack_adam:
happened

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
contact.

whack_adam:
to you Garry?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
That close

spinner:
The

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
contact

spinner:
curing that crowned The.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
basically makes him go of himself and there's voices and of the five demons to put it on his

whack_adam:
There

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
head

whack_adam:
you go.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
if he wants ultimate power, and you got simultaneous. She's reading the inscription she's learning and then she found the rest inscription. That's like the first person that puts this on La. whatever you know,

whack_adam:
Hm,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
and at the same time she figures this out, he fucking flips over and has to buck. Um.

whack_adam:
Okay, Okay,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
And so Oh, what'll happen from there is? it's similar in nature that you need the whole Justice society. whatever left was ever left over of it and M. Black Adam show up to defeat Saba. Um, and I think we need one other thing because

spinner:
Are

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
it's

spinner:
we going?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
a little a

spinner:
Can

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
little

spinner:
I jump

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
short.

spinner:
in?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
sorry,

spinner:
One question, is the Justice Society good to fight Black Adam

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Uh,

spinner:
in this? I think they should.

whack_adam:
M.

spinner:
when they first come on the scene. I

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yes,

spinner:
think there should be some of them that aren't good guys. They're like kind of bad guys and I think Black Adam should kill one of them.

whack_adam:
Okay,

cobra:
Wait, kill one of the Justice Society.

spinner:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
I don't know.

spinner:
just to make

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I

spinner:
it

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
don't

spinner:
cooler.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
think there's enough.

whack_adam:
it's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
I

cobra:
That's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
don't think there's enough time to explain how someone who was a hero was a villain and deserved to die.

cobra:
Yeah.

spinner:
Maybe he didn't deserve

whack_adam:
It's an interesting

spinner:
to die, but

whack_adam:
idea.

spinner:
he was just kind of a douche.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
If you listen, I like what you're trying to do, Spencer. And if we had more times of flesh we could, But

spinner:
Give this

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
you can't

spinner:
a little

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
kill.

spinner:
edge.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
You can't kill a super hero in this movie and make look at him a sympathetic

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
character.

cobra:
that's It's too much.

spinner:
He gave you a sympathetic bad guy.

whack_adam:
Maybe

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
No,

whack_adam:
so only okay, What are we doing? Because I could. I can. I can go with it Or what do we do? I don't know what to do.

spinner:
No,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
We're going with

spinner:
forget

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
it. we don't.

spinner:
what I said,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
We don't have enough time. Keep re hashing this. We have to be a little more clear on this overall, but

whack_adam:
Got it?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
um, it's fine. We'll leave that in so we need one more thing in the third act. Like if she shows up the lease, Saba, we need so box master plan and he needs to like sitting on the throne of contact is fine, But something

whack_adam:
Not

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
cooler has to happen, then

whack_adam:
there? You go.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
the worst skeletons.

cobra:
And also,

whack_adam:
May I offer?

cobra:
it can't

whack_adam:
Go ahead?

cobra:
be that simple for him

whack_adam:
Yes,

cobra:
to get there like they have to keep him like. A lot of the third act could be the trying to keep him away from the throne.

whack_adam:
Yes, Sacrifice is the number six or seven in order to unlock some ship, And then like, let's like it's a recipe. So sit on the throne

cobra:
Okay,

whack_adam:
and you have to sacrifice. My mind goes back to Conte Barbarian Like there needs to be a sacrifice in order to make the thing happen.

spinner:
You have to sacrifice six super beings and he's going to sacrifice the justice of society And it was his plan all along,

whack_adam:
Okay,

spinner:
And then being there allows it to happen.

cobra:
That's

whack_adam:
You could do that You could, that pure beings of pure heart or whatever,

cobra:
Okay.

whack_adam:
And then

cobra:
That's

whack_adam:
you can

cobra:
better,

whack_adam:
and then like whether it doesn't have to. It can be just a society, people or children

cobra:
Can be a child. Yeah, yeah,

whack_adam:
like it's

cobra:
yeah,

whack_adam:
innocence. So

cobra:
yeah, yeah,

spinner:
Anyone

cobra:
yeah,

spinner:
of pure heart have no power, And that's why Black Adam is needed because he's not pure heart. badges.

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
Actually, that's good because it's kind of where they

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
All right,

cobra:
were

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Let

cobra:
going with it.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
do do the

spinner:
Finish this shifty movie

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
finish it.

cobra:
Uh,

whack_adam:
Well, our version is still better.

cobra:
uh,

whack_adam:
but anyway,

cobra:
So M. I think instead of an epilogue, I think because we can finish this and be like this story is done, so I would do sort of like a sickle hook, or or like a mid credit scene. That's a Siclokso. Um, I like the tension between Black Adam and Amanda Waller, because she has that control Freak sort of thing that she always does where he's like it has to be my way. And and because they couldn't control him like the justice, the justice of city couldn't really control him. They were just like aligned right, doing the same thing. She comes to him in the same way and says we're not going to put you back in your prison, But you better not step a foot out of conduct. That's I like that part, but when he says there's nobody in this planet Could stop me instead of. Oh, we have an alien, which is kind of lane, and she can be a lot more like, a lot more smug and say, Are you sure right, And then it's Hazemthat comes, And he like Chase, especially played by Zachary Levi. He is like a door key, sort of like he's you know, and probably black Black. Adam wouldn't take him seriously at all, and we could hae. No, don't show the whole fight. Show them start in the fight.

spinner:
Or

cobra:
Yeah

spinner:
but

cobra:
and cut.

spinner:
Shazamlike goes and he's like Hey, how's it going? And like Black Adam's like this.

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
You think he can stop me and then Black Adam goes to punch

cobra:
yeah,

spinner:
him and then Am catches his fist, and then he goes,

cobra:
Catches it.

spinner:
looks at him, like with

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
like his rock eyes.

whack_adam:
Hm, the people's brow.

cobra:
Yeah, I also like. I like the idea of when he appears he goes. Oh cool. You have a lightning thing on you on your uniform

whack_adam:
Who's

cobra:
too.

whack_adam:
your Taylor?

cobra:
It's amazing

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
and

spinner:
I'd be

cobra:
yeah,

spinner:
like.

cobra:
something

spinner:
Oh

cobra:
like

spinner:
the

cobra:
that.

spinner:
black. I like. the black mind comes in white or red or whatever, The

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
sun.

cobra:
I was like.

whack_adam:
Hm,

cobra:
Oh, the contrast is so nice

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
And then Black Adam is like Fuck this and like dive like, like Georgian. Pierre pinches him and he catches it

whack_adam:
And then

cobra:
and it goes. That's not nice and it you know, cuts like, sets up a sequel where you know they're going to be together and at odds with each other. still, but together in the next movie. That's kind of how I think. I think it's much better than putting super men there just for like we have to talk. It's kind of. I don't know. It's bit of a chap shot at that point, so that's what I would

spinner:
And then

cobra:
do.

spinner:
James gun walks of screen and goes cotcotcot. We're not

cobra:
No,

spinner:
keeping

cobra:
No

spinner:
a this.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
You're all

cobra:
fuck

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
fired.

cobra:
all

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Get out.

cobra:
of this.

spinner:
Yeah,

whack_adam:
M.

cobra:
everybody's

spinner:
you're all fired.

cobra:
fired.

whack_adam:
Where's the weasel? Get the weasel? bring the

spinner:
Oh,

whack_adam:
weasel back.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Bring out a weasel and

cobra:
Ah, no.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
arm, fall off

cobra:
it's

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
men

cobra:
gonna be.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
and

cobra:
No.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
let them

whack_adam:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
fight.

cobra:
Yeahthat's, at is going to say it's like no, Okay shalam. Go out arm full off boy. come here.

whack_adam:
Booster

cobra:
You're fighting Black

spinner:
Now this

cobra:
Adam,

spinner:
is

whack_adam:
booster

spinner:
a movie.

whack_adam:
hole. Where is booster?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
All right, we did it.

cobra:
Condiment King. Where is

whack_adam:
Uh?

spinner:
Yeah,

cobra:
Condiment

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
we did

cobra:
King?

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
it.

whack_adam:
uh,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
We wrote a movie that is comparably incomprehensible as the one we watched. We have improved this to at least uncommon. At least

whack_adam:
At least,

spinner:
At least a non legendary

cobra:
Yeah,

spinner:
comment,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
That's fair. I'll give you that

whack_adam:
Yeah,

cobra:
Yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
a

whack_adam:
yeah,

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
uncommon, common, if you will.

cobra:
Ah,

whack_adam:
M,

cobra:
and commonly

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
Yeah,

cobra:
common.

spencer_was_a_mistake_:
if you have thoughts on our script doctoring, and how we can speed it up and make it more interesting and intelligible. by all means, hit us up on the socials. We have the Twitter still, because whatever it exists for now, at your on cast, we also have an email address Your wrong cast at email dot com, and we even have a website is w w w dourrondcast, dot c A. And we miss you for now. I'm mad.

spinner:
Um, Spencer

cobra:
I'm somebody Luciano, I guess.

spinner:
Body that I used to know

whack_adam:
Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

spinner:
Didn't have to cut me up.

Creators and Guests

person
Host
Chris
Bespectacled comic nerd
Luciano
Host
Luciano
Life is like a baboon's ass: colorful and full of shit...
person
Host
Matt
Full Time Host, Part time everything else
person
Host
Spencer
Recurring guest host extraordinaire
94. Warner Bros. Was Wrong About "Black Adam"
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