95. "Jurassic World: Dominion" Is Just Wrong

Qualifying how wrong it is or what it might be wrong about would imply there's something right about it. There isn't.
 
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Chris, Luciano, Matt and Spencer chose Jurassic World: Dominion for this week's episode. Why, I couldn't tell you. Quite honestly, I don't they even know. What I can tell you is that they violently regret it.

How can an action movie with dinosaurs and giant flaming locusts in it be this boring? It has to be some sort of fucked up achievement to be able to accomplish that, right?

Oh, and they had the gall to release an extended version of this clusterfuck — which was the version Luciano watched, the poor, miserable bastard. And while it seems like you can actually polish a turd, given his overall less vitriolic review of the movie, it nevertheless doesn't change the fact that a turd is all that it is. 💩

Creators and Guests

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Host
Chris
Bespectacled comic nerd
Luciano
Host
Luciano
Life is like a baboon's ass: colorful and full of shit...
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Host
Matt
Full Time Host, Part time everything else
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Host
Spencer
Recurring guest host extraordinaire
95. "Jurassic World: Dominion" Is Just Wrong
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