G.U.I.N.N.E.S.S. | Nostalgia Can't Save You From Being Wrong About "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace"

If anything, it's making you *wronger*. And you being you, that's saying something.

[Unknown6]: hello welcome back to your wrong this is the third and final

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown6]: installment of guinness the greatest ultimate international necessary nissan

[Unknown6]: extravagance a supers season for those at home who can't see i'm reading that i

[Unknown6]: would never memorize that so that's on me i suppose our third movie

[Unknown6]: did we tease us

[Unknown8]: i think we we alluded to it

[Unknown6]: we alluded to it um

[Unknown7]: i pretty sure

[Unknown6]: it's

[Unknown6]: well i'm not gonna de labor

[Unknown8]: sh

[Unknown6]: it and try to build it up it's the fant it's a phantom menace a phantoms the

[Unknown6]: phantom menace

[Unknown8]: the fant the fantom

[Unknown6]: the phantom menace star

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: wars episode one

[Unknown6]: the fan the a phantoms

[Unknown5]: you forgot the colon and the hyphen in there

[Unknown6]: they're implied

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: through every word

[Unknown5]: okay okay

[Unknown6]: yeah um so uh spencer is still missing this week uh but i

[Unknown8]: he is missing now

[Unknown6]: still have he missing

[Unknown7]: it's big

[Unknown8]: do

[Unknown8]: we file do we file a a missing personals report

[Unknown6]: if you if you know it's whereabouts

[Unknown7]: yo it's like they say it's been over forty eight hours we had hope

[Unknown7]: episode and now like he's declared bs like we didn't wanna say anything the first

[Unknown8]: we are we cutting out are we cutting our losses now is that what we're doing

[Unknown7]: episode

[Unknown7]: i didn't say that i'm just saying he is at he it's just like that chuck norris

[Unknown7]: movie missing in action

[Unknown6]: okay yeah well listen his replacement this week has been on the show before

[Unknown7]: i

[Unknown6]: i um mike what show did you join us for the last time

[Unknown5]: uh it was the replacement santa one at christmas time

[Unknown6]: oh that's right i'm sorry

[Unknown5]: and

[Unknown8]: yeah mike mike represented oden

[Unknown8]: yeah mike mike represented oden

[Unknown5]: yeah and i'm excited to see the results of that episode next christmas when all of

[Unknown5]: that comes through

[Unknown6]: wow

[Unknown5]: make it

[Unknown6]: cool

[Unknown5]: happen chris

[Unknown7]: i'll call throb

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: oh it's throbbing now is it

[Unknown7]: i never said that i'm chris i don't know like yo

[Unknown6]: yeah so yeah otherwise we have throb a k i'm chris and um

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown6]: luciano as well

[Unknown8]: no i'm not here

[Unknown6]: okay he's not here he's checked out he sent some funny stars reference i'm not

[Unknown6]: going to make up here instead in this place

[Unknown8]: insert funny reference here yeah

[Unknown6]: yeah i was gonna going go darth something and i didn't have the something and then

[Unknown6]: it was gonna

[Unknown8]: and

[Unknown6]: get weird because it'd be darth cobra and then we'd be all like that's not funny

[Unknown6]: and it would be a whole thing so skipping it

[Unknown8]: well at least you didn't actually do the

[Unknown8]: joke that was not gonna be funny yeah

[Unknown6]: yeah yeah thank god right

[Unknown7]: darth dark i got of the

[Unknown6]: okay

[Unknown7]: dark darth banks

[Unknown8]: no shut up we're not gonna go into this fuck you

[Unknown6]: that seems cruel to everybody involved so let's

[Unknown8]: miss and not like this at all

[Unknown6]: get into this nonsense yeah okay

[Unknown7]: it is the prophecy has come true

[Unknown6]: too soon too soon in this prophecy so star was the phantom menace um let's go for

[Unknown6]: some reviews and we're gonna start with uh

[Unknown7]: it's bad

[Unknown6]: let's go with luciano aka the banks

[Unknown8]: the pinks

[Unknown7]: the banks that sounds pretty good

[Unknown7]: the banks that sounds pretty good

[Unknown8]: uh

[Unknown8]: uh so my my rating is uh as i've done in the past guinness episodes is going to be

[Unknown8]: pines of beer so a pint of like bud light is the worst and unfortunately a pint of

[Unknown8]: guineas has to be the best just to keep it on brand although i'm not a big fan of

[Unknown8]: green i'm not i'm just not

[Unknown6]: no

[Unknown8]: but

[Unknown6]: one was no one was arguing with you while they

[Unknown8]: i saw your face

[Unknown6]: listen to this podcast no

[Unknown8]: i you have an argument face i know that i know it anyway

[Unknown6]: yeah you looking in a mirror

[Unknown8]: that's probably true anyway um

[Unknown8]: my my guinness rating for this movie

[Unknown8]: is

[Unknown8]: it's like

[Unknown8]: like a pap's blue ribbon

[Unknown7]: hm

[Unknown8]: it's not it's

[Unknown7]: no

[Unknown8]: not it's not really like the shit that bud light is

[Unknown8]: but it's also like it's not something i want to drink again out even though this

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown8]: is probably like the fourth time i've watched this because i hate myself

[Unknown7]: that

[Unknown7]: that's what i really wanted how many times have you actually seen this movie

[Unknown8]: so i've seen this movie in the theaters when it opened up i

[Unknown7]: okay

[Unknown8]: was nineteen

[Unknown8]: and i could not have been more excited for a star wars movie in any way and i came

[Unknown8]: out it i was so excited for a new movie because i had only obviously seen the the

[Unknown8]: originals because that's all that existed

[Unknown7]: right

[Unknown8]: and they were way before my time

[Unknown7]: mm hm

[Unknown8]: to be able to to have been able to go the to the theater to watch that i came out

[Unknown8]: of it i was like no this was good right no no wait that was good right guys that

[Unknown8]: was good right and i kept convincing myself that it was good for a good like month

[Unknown8]: or so until i started thinking about it it was like no that was not good

[Unknown8]: so yeah i it's funny because i started watching it and was and i had the same sort

[Unknown8]: of feeling i was like why did why why did i think this was so bad it's okay

[Unknown8]: and then you know it gets closer and closer to that stupid pod racing i'm like oh

[Unknown8]: right

[Unknown8]: that is why

[Unknown6]: that wasn't even the worst part i mean

[Unknown7]: exactly

[Unknown8]: no

[Unknown6]: apart

[Unknown8]: no no i mean it just it just starts falling apart very quickly

[Unknown6]: fair enough

[Unknown8]: now the pod racing i mean the part racing is like the casino thing on on

[Unknown6]: can't her bite

[Unknown8]: yeah it's like a huge unnecessary thing we we'll get into it

[Unknown7]: hey

[Unknown6]: oh i'm sure

[Unknown8]: but it's it's like there's a lot of

[Unknown8]: things that are hand waved that i'm i found myself asking but why

[Unknown7]: okay

[Unknown8]: like there was a lot of that in this movie that i didn't recall

[Unknown8]: and also

[Unknown6]: because of politics sorry if the answer's late

[Unknown8]: yeah there was also some incidental racism everywhere

[Unknown7]: yes

[Unknown7]: yes

[Unknown8]: which i was like i mean

[Unknown8]: it wasn't necessary

[Unknown8]: uh and also a lot of like little

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown8]: side way things that don't really add up to anything anyway's it's kind of a hot

[Unknown8]: mess of a movie there is

[Unknown8]: some

[Unknown7]: go

[Unknown8]: salvageable

[Unknown6]: he

[Unknown8]: stuff in it i i like the fight scene

[Unknown8]: well i like when i like when it would be one and mall are fighting because liam

[Unknown7]: terrible

[Unknown8]: ns and fed this in so hard

[Unknown8]: but over overall i hope i don't have to watch this again that's that's really

[Unknown8]: where i'm at

[Unknown6]: well that review was as mid and

[Unknown6]: misshapen as the movie was yeah so thank you for that no

[Unknown8]: as the movie what what can i do

[Unknown6]: art imitates art i suppose um chris

[Unknown7]: yo

[Unknown6]: what uh what are your what's your ranking system and what are you gonna rank this

[Unknown6]: movie as

[Unknown7]: so my previous ranking system was rooted in in uh in dangerous minds in the

[Unknown7]: gangsters paradise music video but this time i'm going to be moving a lot more

[Unknown7]: towards the theme of this movie as well so my ranking system is as such

[Unknown7]: the min chorion spectrum

[Unknown6]: wow

[Unknown8]: you can you go back to the sheet dangerous mind mi garbage that you were doing

[Unknown8]: before

[Unknown7]: no because this is so much better okay

[Unknown8]: no oh my god

[Unknown7]: so like so check it out so of the twenty thousand mi chlorine which is the upper

[Unknown7]: tier anticon region i guess like the chosen one

[Unknown7]: and four being just very low so four is really bad and then twenty i guess would

[Unknown7]: parallel our regular score

[Unknown6]: hey chris i just

[Unknown8]: why four

[Unknown6]: want to check in yeah why not zero

[Unknown7]: yes don't worry about that so four is the lowest right it's the lowest because you

[Unknown6]: yeah uh i see what he's gonna do here

[Unknown7]: can't go any lower than four and may the fourth be with you can

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: anybody read between the lines anyways so twenty k

[Unknown6]: no

[Unknown7]: is the opportunity yes learn to read reading is fun to de so anyways so my rating

[Unknown7]: for for episode one is more of actually a callback to dragon ball z's viga uh

[Unknown7]: power scouter scanning cat and so my rating is nine thousand so it's not amazing

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown7]: but it's certainly not it's certainly not for

[Unknown8]: stupid your ranking is

[Unknown7]: for me you know i think a lot of us are in a in a similar

[Unknown7]: similar age range and so i lid up to the movie theater to check this movie out um

[Unknown7]: and was for like the midnight screening so like in i high was in high school and

[Unknown7]: we lined up for hours and it was that fucking event cause just like you said

[Unknown7]: luciano it was our movie for our

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: generation in a sense and so

[Unknown7]: i look back on it i look i i can't really look back on it fondly because i was

[Unknown7]: more hype about it then than i am now and so it was more of like a reminiscing

[Unknown7]: thing and so

[Unknown7]: i couldn't get him enough of the bag then and i really appreciate what like what

[Unknown7]: they try to craft out for us jedi and sit in their prime and and try to really set

[Unknown7]: the scene for the for the middle set of saga but even though the cg is pretty

[Unknown7]: cringe looking back on it i remember how people were raving like the industry was

[Unknown7]: like raving about it like i l m going and trying to push the envelope so i have to

[Unknown7]: like give it just the res like that kind of respect

[Unknown7]: because like here we are now so i can't really it feels weird for me to try to

[Unknown7]: shit on it because yes it's dated but it was it was bleeding edge for what it was

[Unknown7]: at the time so it's bitter sweet in that way but i mean like at least the light

[Unknown7]: saver tech was pretty good and the sound design was on point

[Unknown7]: as far as what they implemented but

[Unknown7]: overall that's that's my rating i don't want to go too too long

[Unknown6]: chris i didn't listen to any of that i'm sure it was very enlightening

[Unknown7]: oh

[Unknown6]: instead while that was happening i was looking up a power me chlorine power

[Unknown6]: ranking to see where we are at

[Unknown7]: yes

[Unknown6]: the numbers i get on our favorite site star wars fan com the wikipedia for those

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown7]: yes yes

[Unknown8]: oh

[Unknown6]: who don't know

[Unknown8]: thats right we're sponsored i forgot about that

[Unknown6]: yeah we were sponsored for every star wars episode um

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: highest apparently based of this number ana and skywalker twenty four thousand

[Unknown6]: seven hundred sixty luke

[Unknown8]: oh that is totally not an ass pool of a number

[Unknown6]: luke has the same number somehow which seemed

[Unknown7]: what

[Unknown6]: a little weird honestly but okay yeah why not anyways

[Unknown7]: how much does jar bigs have

[Unknown6]: he's not on this list which is a crime

[Unknown8]: thank god

[Unknown7]: hm

[Unknown8]: for that

[Unknown6]: yoda is sixteen thousand nine hundred and i'm not really going to do anybody else

[Unknown6]: yoda is sixteen thousand nine hundred and i'm not really going to do anybody else

[Unknown6]: except the interesting one is

[Unknown6]: except the interesting one is

[Unknown6]: thousand or yeah nine thousand seven hundred thirty eight is one oban kobi

[Unknown7]: huh okay i

[Unknown6]: so he sucks

[Unknown8]: so he's he's a middling jedi isra you think

[Unknown8]: so he's he's a middling jedi isra you think

[Unknown7]: get topical cause he's coming up

[Unknown6]: he's actually the worst jedi on this list so

[Unknown8]: wow

[Unknown6]: that's it that's the bottom

[Unknown5]: i can't believe he's getting his own show

[Unknown8]: do you m gregor dirty

[Unknown7]: you know

[Unknown6]: well kanji is dead mas windo is dead count dok is dead

[Unknown5]: hey

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: but does it

[Unknown5]: spoilers some of these people might not have listened to i don't know

[Unknown5]: spoilers some of these people might not have listened to i don't know

[Unknown7]: it's po it does it but you don't have to go like delve into it but does it give

[Unknown7]: any of the mikar ranking for the the summer like the the deceased jedi that you

[Unknown7]: mentioned

[Unknown6]: yeah i'm reading them

[Unknown7]: oh okay

[Unknown6]: all off that list that so i'm pulling this random list s full or dead

[Unknown7]: coca cola

[Unknown6]: yoda is i said sixteen nine yattle thirteen eight seventeen

[Unknown6]: uh dark doth plag is

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown6]: just behind yattle at thirteen thousand four hundred thirty two palpatine twelve

[Unknown6]: thousand three hundred eighty six doku

[Unknown8]: did you

[Unknown6]: yep

[Unknown8]: did you say darth pjs

[Unknown7]: if i said pgs

[Unknown6]: yeah play chess

[Unknown8]: that's how you read his name

[Unknown6]: oh how do i read it then oh mighty lord

[Unknown7]: plagues

[Unknown8]: plagues

[Unknown7]: okay

[Unknown5]: yeah that's

[Unknown8]: there's a u there

[Unknown6]: anyways

[Unknown7]: page plague

[Unknown5]: it's like a plague on us

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: else

[Unknown8]: exactly

[Unknown5]: right that's that's what i always took it as

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown6]: anyways

[Unknown8]: it's like oh there's dart p j

[Unknown7]: else

[Unknown8]: is in darth mall

[Unknown7]: ooh darth bell who works at

[Unknown8]: who's who's

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown8]: who's the apprentice of dart sids

[Unknown7]: okay

[Unknown8]: dude what are you doing

[Unknown6]: hey we we don't have time for these segways off of the beaten path let me get

[Unknown6]: through my random list of medi chlorine

[Unknown8]: fine

[Unknown6]: counts

[Unknown7]: huch

[Unknown7]: it's what they

[Unknown6]: pupin twelve thousand

[Unknown6]: pupin twelve thousand

[Unknown7]: it's

[Unknown6]: three hundred eighty six anyways

[Unknown6]: three hundred eighty six anyways

[Unknown7]: this should be the entire episode

[Unknown6]: just just reading

[Unknown8]: just reading off the list

[Unknown7]: the listeners come to have come to who expect are are are like tried tested in

[Unknown7]: true dialogue and back and forth only to just find us going through the rankings

[Unknown8]: h have us like squabble over the numbers of mid chlorine

[Unknown7]: it's the audio it's the audio version of like when we would uh when we were kids

[Unknown7]: we had like trading cards of like mo superhero characters or

[Unknown7]: sports characters well his stats were this that the other power and intelligence

[Unknown8]: oh yeah yeah

[Unknown7]: level was this and that mid chords

[Unknown6]: yeah so that's the thing

[Unknown6]: mike why don't you give us your uh ranking system and the rank you've bestowed

[Unknown6]: upon this thing

[Unknown5]: uh sure well um you know because

[Unknown5]: was so brisk with his description

[Unknown5]: you know i figured i'd you know take the same route and and give a ranking system

[Unknown5]: that's probably very apropos for a movie about the taxation of trade routs and um

[Unknown5]: i was today old when i learned the exchange rate between all the different

[Unknown5]: currencies of the phantom menace and apparently

[Unknown5]: one wop yop which is the currency used by the huts and the odor rim is equal to

[Unknown5]: zero

[Unknown7]: eight

[Unknown5]: point six two five republic credits i don't know if you knew that guys

[Unknown7]: oh please tell me more

[Unknown8]: of

[Unknown8]: course i i i have a i have a ticker have a stock sticker with those things on my

[Unknown5]: and yeah similarly

[Unknown5]: exactly that's it yeah the w piece it's it's trading up right now in fact sixteen

[Unknown8]: screen

[Unknown5]: whoopi coins equals one trig and

[Unknown7]: eight

[Unknown5]: sixty four of them equal one piggott

[Unknown7]: shape

[Unknown5]: now you might be asking what those currencies themselves aren't you know where

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown5]: they come from and the pegg was a form of currency used by the huts on tattooing

[Unknown7]: i am asking

[Unknown5]: specifically and one pegg was the equivalent of four trots or sixty four golden

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: whoopi well it normally exchanged for roughly forty republic credits i mean this

[Unknown5]: this is all common knowledge you guys know this i don't need to tell you this

[Unknown8]: uh yeah of course yeah

[Unknown8]: you're preaching to the choir here

[Unknown6]: yeah that

[Unknown5]: um

[Unknown7]: listen

[Unknown5]: exactly exactly so

[Unknown6]: for first grade

[Unknown7]: someone doesn't know who's listening and we need to make sure everyone is on the

[Unknown7]: same damn page

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown5]: for sure for sure

[Unknown5]: for sure for sure

[Unknown8]: and this is not for us this is for you

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: correct

[Unknown8]: listeners of course

[Unknown8]: listeners of course

[Unknown5]: yeah i mean um yeah i don't want a pander i don't want to sound insulting we're

[Unknown5]: just reiterating some of the common knowledge here as seen

[Unknown7]: he

[Unknown5]: said in context

[Unknown5]: so

[Unknown7]: eight

[Unknown5]: i guess my ranking will be

[Unknown8]: e

[Unknown5]: one

[Unknown5]: out of

[Unknown8]: okay that makes sense

[Unknown5]: um yeah

[Unknown7]: but what

[Unknown5]: after all that

[Unknown8]: no i was i was i was expecting it to be honest

[Unknown7]: what whoop you be or what

[Unknown5]: let's say uh let let let's say one republic credit

[Unknown5]: let's say uh let let let's say one republic credit

[Unknown7]: what peggs i don't know

[Unknown5]: out of

[Unknown7]: but in

[Unknown5]: out of

[Unknown8]: so four five point eight four

[Unknown5]: sixteen w whoopi uis and then

[Unknown7]: but we

[Unknown8]: five five point eight four whoop whop

[Unknown7]: but we don't we don't accept republic credits here

[Unknown7]: we

[Unknown5]: yes you do

[Unknown7]: don't we don't we don't accept we

[Unknown8]: yes

[Unknown7]: don't accept republic cis oh suddenly suddenly i feel like republic credits will

[Unknown7]: do just fine

[Unknown5]: just fine just fine

[Unknown7]: justified

[Unknown5]: so i actually but like i don't know just contextually i i've probably seen this

[Unknown5]: movie more than any other movie in my life because one of my first jobs ever was

[Unknown5]: at a cineplex odon which only played this movie for the better part of a summer uh

[Unknown5]: because the original release plan was that

[Unknown5]: only one theater in each major city or every city was going to play it and and

[Unknown5]: lucas wanted it to be like you know booking a ticket for the opera or some or what

[Unknown5]: have you and you know oh it's sold out for a week so let's buy a ticket for three

[Unknown5]: months down the road on this specific night and go for dinner first and whatnot

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown5]: and then when the early reviews came out they scuttled that plan so i worked at a

[Unknown5]: theater that doesn't exist anymore

[Unknown5]: which was called the york at red path and eggleton and we just had one gigantic

[Unknown5]: massive like grandiosity one and the original plan was that we were going to be

[Unknown5]: like the big premiere theater

[Unknown5]: and that was going to be the only place showing it for at least the first month or

[Unknown5]: two and then they scuttled that plan and it was playing everywhere but

[Unknown5]: but we still had more people seeing it at ours who did buy into that original plan

[Unknown5]: because tickets were on sale but a month in advance and you could buy for any

[Unknown5]: showtime within the first six or eight weeks or something like that so a lot of

[Unknown5]: the people who bought advance tickets like before the movie had come out like had

[Unknown5]: you know

[Unknown5]: opera asked like advanced plans to see it see it at ours so we were pretty pretty

[Unknown5]: well staffed all summer and so i've probably seen like

[Unknown5]: the whole movies i don't know thirty to fifty times through like

[Unknown8]: oh my god

[Unknown5]: of times where i'd be like

[Unknown7]: wow

[Unknown5]: staged in the theater cause we had to we even had rules where like someone had to

[Unknown5]: be watching it at all times like

[Unknown7]: hm

[Unknown5]: and which is normally not the thing i and families to ask me oh you must get to

[Unknown5]: watch the movies all the time and generally would be a case of no no we you know

[Unknown5]: we we got stuff to do we ty we make the next batch of popcorn but there were

[Unknown5]: orders from lucas film that um

[Unknown5]: like people had to sit and watch the movie and make sure that it was playing fine

[Unknown5]: and the audio was fine and we were given instructions on

[Unknown5]: what

[Unknown8]: oh my god

[Unknown5]: to look for that might show that the audios like a little wonky and

[Unknown8]: was there any instructions for you to check whether the cg has shadows or or

[Unknown8]: anything or no

[Unknown5]: uh oh if only

[Unknown6]: shadows do need those for

[Unknown5]: it's funny though that like at the start of of the movie opening

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown5]: like all of us uh ushers and other people were were just like eager to get that

[Unknown5]: job you know 'cause you're getting paid to watch the movie and and it was just

[Unknown7]: seven

[Unknown5]: kind of like oh let me do it oh can i do it next and so we actually had a schedule

[Unknown8]: you

[Unknown5]: like whose turn it was to watch it next and then it became a case of like no

[Unknown5]: please see it again please oh he's i know he's only seen it ten times why what

[Unknown5]: make him watch it uh like all four times a day or something like that but that's

[Unknown8]: jesus

[Unknown5]: said that i it's it's funny like i don't mind it but in a way that i

[Unknown7]: one

[Unknown5]: i don't even see it as a movie anymore i think because so much of that experience

[Unknown5]: was wrapped up with like with the theater work

[Unknown5]: it it just feels like part of some summer job i had

[Unknown5]: in which like i i've actually i don't think i have ever rewatched it since

[Unknown5]: because they

[Unknown8]: why would you

[Unknown5]: saw it why why

[Unknown7]: exactly

[Unknown5]: yeah exactly but but as a as a result like i i don't i don't know i'm not angry

[Unknown5]: about it it's just it's just feels like some sort of is what it is in my head and

[Unknown5]: i i enjoy lea nisan quite a bit in it i there's a lot of things i like about it

[Unknown5]: and uh yeah so i actually thought i'd rewatch it maybe last night or today before

[Unknown5]: going into it but i thought you know what it still feels so fresh in my mind from

[Unknown5]: that from that summer it's it that might be it

[Unknown7]: it's in your mi chlorine that's why

[Unknown8]: i was

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown8]: i i was gonna say so what what happened is you have som syndrome with this movie

[Unknown5]: yes yes i do that's exactly it i'm i'm like

[Unknown7]: it

[Unknown5]: gonna be i'm gonna be really apologetic all night like oh come on come on guys

[Unknown5]: it's not the movie's faulted it means well

[Unknown6]: okay um i'm going to

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown6]: yield the rest of your time that you've used up already

[Unknown5]: okay

[Unknown6]: and jump in here and

[Unknown7]: he was even more brisk than me

[Unknown6]: he was way more brest than you you put you to shame

[Unknown7]: you know

[Unknown6]: honestly i'm gonna give a real quick review on my end so we can jump into our

[Unknown6]: questions my scale as you all know i've been using the taken movies taking one

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown6]: being in the highest day and three being the lowest i think you know we're taking

[Unknown6]: two lives i'm gonna give this movie

[Unknown6]: it's like

[Unknown6]: it's not

[Unknown7]: no

[Unknown6]: all taken three

[Unknown7]: oh my okay

[Unknown6]: it's not but it's like more towards taking three than taken to

[Unknown8]: taken two point seven five

[Unknown6]: at six six it's not be too harsh

[Unknown8]: okay

[Unknown6]: you know it's the thing is like i wanted it to be good and

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: and so like it's like i don't mind the politics angle to a certain degree

[Unknown6]: i don't mind

[Unknown6]: you know the rest of it i kind of mind my biggest problem with this old movie is

[Unknown6]: that

[Unknown6]: absolute imbecile

[Unknown6]: get away with the dumber shit multiple times and not only survive but become

[Unknown6]: heroes

[Unknown6]: that it drives me ns right like you have charge r and that whole thing

[Unknown6]: jur somehow like gets them to where they need to go and

[Unknown8]: oh god

[Unknown6]: then he he

[Unknown8]: kills druids by accident

[Unknown6]: he kills joys by accidents he like

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: the balls they roll around he just lets them out and runs around screaming with

[Unknown6]: his head off and they hit things and like

[Unknown8]: why did nobody think of doing that before they retreated

[Unknown6]: p

[Unknown7]: i i can i have your reason right here

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: you ready

[Unknown8]: they're stupid

[Unknown7]: no it's the goofy effect

[Unknown8]: oh

[Unknown7]: it's the goof

[Unknown8]: that's not a reason that's an excuse

[Unknown7]: that's not even an excuse goofy goofy both his his i don't even know what call it

[Unknown7]: i and i feel like it's is on the tip of my nerd tongue and i can't quite paint it

[Unknown7]: but you know like how goofy we'll give them to scenarios and get either you know

[Unknown7]: taggle up and embarrassed or like it'll weirdly it's almost like bad luck black

[Unknown7]: cat powers where it'll work to his favor or not it's

[Unknown8]: well yeah

[Unknown7]: kind of like that with jar jar

[Unknown8]: yeah of course it is that doesn't make it a good reason

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: it's a funny reason

[Unknown6]: hm

[Unknown7]: as you were

[Unknown7]: as you were

[Unknown6]: i know

[Unknown8]: i was crying but okay

[Unknown6]: um

[Unknown7]: crying from in

[Unknown7]: crying from in

[Unknown6]: anyway i still uh finishing my review of this movie

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown7]: please continue

[Unknown8]: oh is that what we were doing okay

[Unknown6]: i think so i don't know at this point

[Unknown6]: annakin does the same stuff like it's one thing for him to like

[Unknown6]: like get in a ship and shoot some lasers but it's also like your pilot you you

[Unknown6]: just talk to another pilot but all these buttons work how are you so dumb with

[Unknown6]: these buttons and then how you so dumb you fly the spaceship up to another into a

[Unknown6]: space battle and it can fly in the space ball which is fine and then you're so

[Unknown6]: dumb that you fly it into this the ship all the ships look the same last i checked

[Unknown6]: every single ship is the exact same that circle with the little head they're all

[Unknown6]: over the place in the blockade of being in the movie youla into the one ship that

[Unknown6]: if you destroy it's the head ship and all the robot shut down

[Unknown8]: how how does he get in if the nobody can get beyond our shields and he does

[Unknown6]: right

[Unknown8]: because reasons

[Unknown6]: yeah so like it's just it doesn't

[Unknown7]: the will of the force

[Unknown8]: i was gonna do the japanese accent but i didn't think i can pull it off up let's

[Unknown6]: that's probably best shit down and like the thing is like it's in the original

[Unknown8]: leave it alone

[Unknown6]: star wars movies and i'll stop my rant after this there was some sort of slaps

[Unknown6]: comedy being used in in the form of c three poo but it wasn't it didn't go

[Unknown6]: anywhere it didn't like it it helped them a little in the quest it didn't you know

[Unknown6]: if it's the end goal the original movie is to blow off the desk star c three p was

[Unknown6]: just like oh hits something and kills a storm trooper right that's all he does and

[Unknown6]: this movie is just like ankeny walker accidentally blew up des is basically what

[Unknown6]: happened

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: i yelled my time

[Unknown8]: i had forgotten that that's how they kind of solved that i was actually mad

[Unknown8]: all over again when i watch it yeah

[Unknown7]: the parallel hm

[Unknown8]: anyway

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown6]: don't don't worry about it

[Unknown7]: yeah no i want but okay i

[Unknown6]: don't

[Unknown7]: i i i appreciate your rating

[Unknown8]: i want to worry about it

[Unknown6]: i want to but i can't

[Unknown7]: i feel i'm trapped trapped anyways

[Unknown6]: lucy i don't i'm i'm gris

[Unknown6]: did this movie have a fun brazilian name

[Unknown8]: uh no it's actually pretty well translated just the the

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown8]: i mean they didn't use like fancy words like phantom and menace they just called

[Unknown8]: it like star wars well star wars is also translated which is fine it's translated

[Unknown7]: not are they

[Unknown7]: okay

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: fine as well you just call it the ghost threat

[Unknown7]: i see

[Unknown8]: which is fine

[Unknown7]: i i kind of like that

[Unknown6]: that's a completely different movie star wars ghost threat

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: i

[Unknown8]: it's it sounds like a born movie

[Unknown7]: or

[Unknown6]: like

[Unknown8]: that's true

[Unknown7]: like the mission impossible it's like oh

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: i'm gonna haunt you but i won't do it now

[Unknown7]: i'm gonna haunt you but i won't do it now

[Unknown8]: oh it's a tom clancy star wars movie that's what that is

[Unknown7]: yeah i promise

[Unknown6]: yeah yeah yeah go rikon you got it

[Unknown7]: i

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: promise to force you know purple np you uh

[Unknown8]: yeah no they just

[Unknown6]: you

[Unknown8]: they just translated it without making the word fancy that that was all

[Unknown6]: all

[Unknown7]: listen

[Unknown6]: right first first real question of the day

[Unknown6]: best character in the movie who who's your best character

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown6]: and i i'm not going first because there's too many for me to pick from that's the

[Unknown6]: advantage of being the host

[Unknown8]: for the for

[Unknown7]: just

[Unknown8]: the best loan i

[Unknown6]: yep okay

[Unknown8]: i'll give you mine re really easy i'll be one can know me

[Unknown7]: ten

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: hands down by far the the really the only good thing ever to come from the pre

[Unknown8]: cours is ewan mcgregor payne playing o one

[Unknown7]: i would have to agree

[Unknown8]: i i yield by time

[Unknown7]: yeah for me um like well is it okay if i go i don't know cool i'm seeing a nod um

[Unknown7]: for me it was it wasan

[Unknown8]: eight

[Unknown7]: like i really enjoyed i asked permission guys well i i i

[Unknown6]: five

[Unknown8]: really quite gone

[Unknown7]: asked if it was yeah yeah it's quite gone because

[Unknown6]: just just talk

[Unknown8]: yeah still so po stop being so canadian

[Unknown7]: yeah like even on the movie posters the focus was totally like open like not

[Unknown7]: centered centered but like he tried mostly carried um you know the the movie for

[Unknown7]: us went in the scenes that he would show up through so yeah it opened up to accom

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown7]: anicetus ons ble cast i like i kind of racked myself to kind of like take stock of

[Unknown7]: everybody and then how i felt in response to him but yeah

[Unknown7]: he's he's got that sage aura the whole time and he's so sure of himself

[Unknown7]: and you know it it it's bitter sweet that we only had him for one movie but i mean

[Unknown7]: like thanks to comics and other media at least for me i'm not aware of other media

[Unknown7]: apart from like there was a phantom menace like p s i wanna say one

[Unknown7]: video game where i you could play with

[Unknown8]: oh god

[Unknown7]: kagan and ob one and kat mo and mace window

[Unknown7]: i just felt like we were kind of robbed of his character so i really enjoyed him

[Unknown7]: it's so my toy light saber that i that i bought uh after the movie was was was cig

[Unknown7]: ons

[Unknown6]: co

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: yeah i i agree with chris there

[Unknown7]: how dare you sir it's cool don't you one word my sharing of my feelings sorry mike

[Unknown7]: go ahead

[Unknown5]: well i i thought it was lovely chris

[Unknown7]: thank you

[Unknown5]: there we go and um yeah yeah i i completely agree actually it's funny i went in

[Unknown5]: like i remember going in completely blind it was you know i loved star wars and

[Unknown5]: the expanded universe stuff and i was trying to not spoil anything and i actually

[Unknown5]: like i had no idea that kagan would die in that movie like i remember you and

[Unknown8]: yes

[Unknown5]: mcgregor at the time

[Unknown7]: yes

[Unknown8]: that that is true

[Unknown5]: being like okay yeah he was in train spotting he's kind of up and coming liam

[Unknown5]: nissan

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: was you know i mean i'm not sure you guy talked about this in the previous news

[Unknown5]: and episodes but was like you know still pretty much like a box office star

[Unknown5]: leading

[Unknown7]: no

[Unknown5]: man of like period

[Unknown6]: yeah ever since dark man am i right

[Unknown5]: stuff and you know e

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown5]: i guess yeah

[Unknown7]: catapulted

[Unknown5]: well was rob roy a bit before i don't know

[Unknown8]: the seminal work of superhero movies in the nineties

[Unknown5]: yeah yeah but i remember thinking like even like mid movie like oh man go kaigan

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown5]: is so cool like if it like if is this who they're gonna base the movie the trilogy

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: around this is interesting wow um and yeah that was actually kind of shocking to

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: me when oh cause i saw it on the opening midnight too and that was actually the

[Unknown5]: only time i got to see it as a customer and not working

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: and

[Unknown5]: um

[Unknown5]: yeah so his conviction in everything he's doing i found actually really infectious

[Unknown5]: and

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: it's actually kind of tragic that that he falls you know doing you know so what he

[Unknown5]: believes in in this quest and and kind of passing that on to ob one and i've

[Unknown5]: always thought i don't read theory boards but i remember thinking that when he

[Unknown5]: touches ob one's face and says like continue the boy's trainer or whatever he says

[Unknown5]: that he might actually even be trying to you know force push ob one into

[Unknown5]: continuing his mission

[Unknown7]: oh

[Unknown5]: yeah because you see

[Unknown8]: now please

[Unknown5]: it's like o b one's final words it's something like you know the boy is the chosen

[Unknown5]: one train him or something like that and he like touches

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: ob as he's doing it so what if

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: but ob one was kind of reluctant about anakin the whole movie so maybe ob one is

[Unknown5]: using his like final you know breath so to speak of force powers

[Unknown5]: to like or

[Unknown7]: cig on you mean for

[Unknown5]: kig on kayan iss using his final financial

[Unknown8]: qu goon quite good

[Unknown7]: oh okay okay

[Unknown5]: moments to like con convince o b one to

[Unknown7]: hmm

[Unknown5]: to to carry on that task

[Unknown6]: that

[Unknown7]: two

[Unknown6]: sounds like he tried to brainwash his ass into doing his dirty work for him

[Unknown8]: yeah i like i

[Unknown5]: pretty much

[Unknown8]: i don't like that at all i just i just like the idea that ob one was like no you

[Unknown8]: know i may not have believed in this myself but it was important for my master and

[Unknown8]: it was his very last breath and so i'm gonna honor it regardless of whether i

[Unknown8]: believe it or not

[Unknown7]: it looked like almost sort of like a almost

[Unknown6]: thank you

[Unknown7]: like they had a father's son moment and it was sort

[Unknown8]: yeah yeah

[Unknown7]: of like a like a loving like

[Unknown7]: you know i watched you grow

[Unknown8]: yeah i not force rape force mind probe

[Unknown7]: for rape force mind rape oh my god but that's i i've never

[Unknown6]: moving on from that

[Unknown7]: heard that theory before that's kind of interesting actually

[Unknown5]: trademark me i don't know maybe no one's ever talked about that i i have no idea

[Unknown5]: trademark me i don't know maybe no one's ever talked about that i i have no idea

[Unknown6]: i'm moving on from the

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown8]: trademark me

[Unknown5]: because i i don't read theory boards or watch through videos you heard it here

[Unknown5]: because i i don't read theory boards or watch through videos you heard it here

[Unknown6]: the the right

[Unknown7]: yeah yeah

[Unknown6]: he

[Unknown8]: what's your favorite character mat

[Unknown5]: first on your wrong podcast

[Unknown5]: first on your wrong podcast

[Unknown6]: um

[Unknown6]: i was looking around for a joke answer because this movie is challenging

[Unknown7]: so what

[Unknown6]: and the one answer i kinda wanna give but i can't because he doesn't do enough in

[Unknown6]: this movie is i want i wanna pick emperor palpatine

[Unknown7]: okay

[Unknown6]: because generally

[Unknown6]: when i mcn

[Unknown8]: you mean senator publishing of course

[Unknown6]: is play oh sorry standard we sorry spoil less

[Unknown5]: you mean senator frank palpatine

[Unknown7]: i'm sorry of nabu

[Unknown8]: a freak

[Unknown5]: let me be frank your highness

[Unknown8]: colin colin palpatine

[Unknown6]: um

[Unknown6]: generally when he's playing uh whatever version of palpatine is required he is

[Unknown6]: chewing him up as much scenery as he can all the time the problem is

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: he really he doesn't do a whole lot here he's just being a generic politician that

[Unknown6]: we all is who he is when quick nuts nuts

[Unknown7]: right

[Unknown6]: so it's like there's i can't pick them for being the best character of this movie

[Unknown6]: um and i kinda wanted to pick palace guard played by dominic quest of um

[Unknown6]: the wire fame

[Unknown7]: oh

[Unknown6]: but

[Unknown6]: it's not really a character that i spend a lot of time with so my real answer i

[Unknown6]: think

[Unknown6]: is

[Unknown6]: i don't know man nobody

[Unknown6]: it's just

[Unknown7]: okay

[Unknown8]: the ba so you know just

[Unknown6]: oh no i mean the two too you guys said i mean it's either hum gregor or liam nisan

[Unknown6]: they carry this movie um as far as i

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: possibly can anybody else isn't in the movie enough to like matter like is mace

[Unknown6]: windows cool yeah but does he really to shine at all no not

[Unknown6]: yet yeah so

[Unknown8]: no no yet

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown6]: it really just comes on to those too

[Unknown6]: it really just comes on to those too

[Unknown8]: i i just remember you asked me about the the the brazilian name

[Unknown8]: of the movie it just is a sidebar um there's a running joke slash almost serious

[Unknown8]: theory in brazil that there is a brazilian person

[Unknown8]: that kind of

[Unknown8]: counsels george lucas into how to give character names and it's a troll because

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown8]: there's way too many names in star wars that mean just bad things in portuguese so

[Unknown7]: oh

[Unknown8]: for example captain pana right

[Unknown7]: yes

[Unknown8]: panaca just means more on portuguese like but like

[Unknown7]: my

[Unknown8]: li like it's not really like anywhere it's all like oh if you interpreted no if

[Unknown8]: you replace the k with the c in the name that's how you write like idiot or more

[Unknown8]: in portuguese the the same thing with queen ahmad right uh so if you pronounce it

[Unknown8]: with a different intonation it means tonsil and purchases

[Unknown7]: hm

[Unknown8]: and and y like it it's all over count doku sounds like the count of the s in

[Unknown8]: portuguese so like there's yeah

[Unknown7]: u

[Unknown8]: there's a lot of that so

[Unknown8]: the best name in this is definitely captain pana because every time they said the

[Unknown8]: name oh it was pan's plan i'm like and you gonna go with that

[Unknown7]: w

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: who

[Unknown8]: there's a lot of those even in the expanded universe

[Unknown6]: perfect

[Unknown8]: i'll tell you one day what master siph dz

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: means in

[Unknown7]: oh my gosh

[Unknown8]: portuguese yeah

[Unknown7]: wait w where where was he where was he not in in i don't think he was in this one

[Unknown7]: wait w where where was he where was he not in in i don't think he was in this one

[Unknown6]: you're not you're not like it

[Unknown8]: no i think it's he's he's not in the movies or anything

[Unknown7]: okay

[Unknown6]: no

[Unknown8]: he's he's in the expanded univers for sure

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: i don't know if they

[Unknown7]: it rings a bell but okay

[Unknown8]: canonize them or not yeah

[Unknown8]: canonize them or not yeah

[Unknown6]: sliding on to our next qu section i'm gonna have to give a little bit of a pretext

[Unknown6]: to this for everybody not just mike the next question is which actor would you

[Unknown6]: replace and the pre pretext of this is act door you cannot replace the character

[Unknown8]: are

[Unknown6]: if

[Unknown8]: you saying i can't just wholesale murder drug bes

[Unknown6]: if you don't think that ahmad best did a good job at judge of banks you can get

[Unknown6]: someone else but you cannot get rid of judger bank status that is a hundred

[Unknown6]: percent correct

[Unknown7]: no i have

[Unknown6]: tough one

[Unknown8]: replace the actor

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown8]: okay i i won't go for ian first the last time go you go chris

[Unknown7]: i don't think i see i don't blame ahmad best i blame i blame

[Unknown7]: like george lucas for for that so you know and i my heart goes out to him because

[Unknown8]: george lucas yeah of course

[Unknown7]: like i don't know if any of you remember like with the poor reception of gr like

[Unknown7]: he was suicidal um around that

[Unknown8]: j

[Unknown7]: time and

[Unknown7]: recently i saw

[Unknown8]: so was jake lloyd by the way

[Unknown5]: hm

[Unknown7]: that sounds about right i think i remember

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: hearing something around that so recently like in preparation for our show tonight

[Unknown7]: right

[Unknown7]: i was just looking over some stuff and apparently with the new ob one series that

[Unknown7]: was that was that's gearing up

[Unknown7]: i had best like showed some like positive support on twitter and then somehow the

[Unknown7]: question of jagr our banks going to come back and he's like no thank you like i'm

[Unknown7]: happy for everybody you know to be involved but

[Unknown8]: poor guy

[Unknown7]: i'm not i'm not gonna be doing that so you know all that to say who would i recast

[Unknown7]: like which actor would i recast

[Unknown7]: i will actually go out on a limb and recast chancellor valorem i would like to see

[Unknown8]: what

[Unknown7]: i don't hate terence sta you asked me a question they like i'm trying we're trying

[Unknown7]: to work with the question so tt stamp i'm gonna swap him out

[Unknown8]: four

[Unknown7]: gilbert got freed

[Unknown8]: oh god

[Unknown7]: mother pucker no seriously

[Unknown8]: it's too small apt p have gilbert godfred play papin

[Unknown6]: now

[Unknown7]: well sure but no

[Unknown8]: my queen they'll done nothing in the senate

[Unknown7]: hm he's so he's too

[Unknown8]: be great

[Unknown7]: loud i want a loud

[Unknown7]: mouth i want a loud mouth as as chancellor valorem and like and then any see cause

[Unknown8]: it's too too loud

[Unknown7]: like with all those swirling rumors going around terence st i mean he's got too

[Unknown7]: much gravitas and and like an air of respect that made it really difficult for me

[Unknown7]: to like believe him as as like chancellor so

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown7]: it it felt like when he would win win the no vote confidence no vote of confidence

[Unknown7]: uh flared up and he sat down he's like i've got other side hustles he didn't look

[Unknown8]: yeah exactly yeah yeah he's like oh well well it's done my p my part here is that

[Unknown7]: destroyed to me i was someone

[Unknown8]: i'm out

[Unknown7]: you know you know i got he he was probably thinking i've got nf ts i can farm it's

[Unknown7]: all

[Unknown8]: what

[Unknown7]: good so

[Unknown8]: what

[Unknown7]: i want i would go with gilbert godfred or a serious recast um

[Unknown7]: i would go with the

[Unknown7]: thinking time frame did do do

[Unknown6]: it's important

[Unknown8]: tonight can i offer a suggestion

[Unknown7]: give me some time yeah offer a suggestion while i'm processing

[Unknown8]: honestly and i know this has an impact on everything else that happens after but i

[Unknown8]: would have flipped tarn stamp and ian macdermott how have

[Unknown7]: oh

[Unknown8]: ian mark dermott be the stupid chancellor and let terence stamp play the fucking

[Unknown8]: villain

[Unknown6]: no

[Unknown8]: through the rest of the thing

[Unknown6]: no

[Unknown8]: oh man i just cause ter

[Unknown5]: i think that could really work yeah you could see

[Unknown8]: tros stamp is the eternal zud

[Unknown5]: the like rise of palpatine yeah yeah

[Unknown8]: yeah he's odd like

[Unknown5]: let

[Unknown8]: to me is the ultimate villain

[Unknown5]: they could have done that like having palpatine be more of like a smithers type

[Unknown5]: maybe

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: like a bit of bumbling

[Unknown8]: oh

[Unknown5]: to

[Unknown8]: cool cool i like that

[Unknown5]: like a zod like chancellor valorem but have him also be conspiring to overthrow

[Unknown5]: him yeah that that's a di a different

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown5]: angle

[Unknown6]: hey hey hey guys

[Unknown5]: i like that luciana are getting sidetrack though

[Unknown6]: that's for the

[Unknown7]: i've got

[Unknown6]: end of the podcast we have

[Unknown6]: a question

[Unknown5]: yeah yeah okay okay

[Unknown7]: two

[Unknown6]: for that could you please stay on target

[Unknown7]: i've

[Unknown5]: stay on target

[Unknown6]: so

[Unknown7]: james

[Unknown5]: okay

[Unknown7]: gardner james garner

[Unknown6]: james conner okay

[Unknown8]: okay all right all right

[Unknown6]: i believe it

[Unknown7]: anyways

[Unknown5]: so hm

[Unknown6]: um i want to go next because i i think there's a very obvious one and it's jake

[Unknown6]: um i want to go next because i i think there's a very obvious one and it's jake

[Unknown6]: lloyd

[Unknown6]: lloyd

[Unknown7]: oh

[Unknown7]: but he

[Unknown7]: was a

[Unknown8]: i mean

[Unknown6]: dot i

[Unknown7]: kid at cherry thinking i'm curious

[Unknown8]: he didn't do anything he wasn't great but he wasn't badd

[Unknown6]: but but

[Unknown7]: it's not his fault

[Unknown6]: nah but that's bull because there are

[Unknown7]: how

[Unknown6]: plenty of very talented child actors that could have played that can play roles

[Unknown6]: and

[Unknown7]: how old was haley joel osmond at that time

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown8]: okay okay but wait oh that's a good point but l but wait wait wait but wait wait

[Unknown7]: it's not my suggestion but i'm just curious

[Unknown6]: i think he was up for it in the casting w w what would

[Unknown8]: wait

[Unknown8]: na na natalie portman is an actually

[Unknown8]: very good actress and even her acting in this is garbage because the direction

[Unknown8]: doesn't help

[Unknown6]: okay but you don't you don't get to say i can't replace a character because

[Unknown8]: well you can't replace whoever the you want

[Unknown6]: i don't i want to yeah but like what

[Unknown8]: yeah but don't

[Unknown6]: what what else am i replacing based on if not bad acting

[Unknown8]: i mean if you're gonna do that you can replace anybody really

[Unknown6]: and i'm picking the kid

[Unknown8]: alright fine be be one of more one more person that hates on jake lloyd be that

[Unknown6]: i don't hate him i just don't think he did a good job acting in this movie

[Unknown8]: way

[Unknown7]: damn

[Unknown8]: whoa

[Unknown8]: that was most of his lines

[Unknown7]: you say slee old

[Unknown8]: yeah yeah

[Unknown6]: i i rest my case

[Unknown8]: also that scene i was paying attention to the po to the pod racing scene and that

[Unknown8]: helmet was comically large and so were the goggles it's ridiculous but anyway

[Unknown6]: yes

[Unknown8]: i you wanna go first mike because mine's gonna be controversial

[Unknown5]: for sure i i'll i have two short answers like a silly one and a serious one i

[Unknown5]: think

[Unknown5]: the the silly one is uh sebba i didn't like that he had his own language i i

[Unknown5]: really wish he maybe spoke well what is it's not even english it's what galactic

[Unknown5]: basic

[Unknown6]: wow

[Unknown5]: i i think

[Unknown7]: six

[Unknown5]: jack jack nicholson think jack neelsen would be pretty awesome

[Unknown6]: wow you fucking racist just stealing people's cultural notes now you speak common

[Unknown5]: yeah yeah

[Unknown6]: it's better for us

[Unknown5]: exactly um

[Unknown6]: also be a white human

[Unknown5]: exactly i think that would be great

[Unknown5]: but

[Unknown5]: but uh more s so yeah natalie portman who's amazing and she was amazing

[Unknown7]: he

[Unknown5]: and so much stuff before that too like going back to the professional and who

[Unknown5]: knows be it before that and and everything

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown5]: i've seen her in since and she i just it's so frustrating how wouldn't i find her

[Unknown5]: in that and again that's

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: not her

[Unknown8]: hm

[Unknown5]: fault it's you know the script or the direction or something so i was just trying

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown5]: right now trying to think of actresses of that era of approximately that age who i

[Unknown5]: think

[Unknown5]: might have had enough like of a different type of spin to their personality to

[Unknown5]: like put a a different spin on on pad me and i was thinking christina richi

[Unknown7]: okay

[Unknown5]: she might have been around like

[Unknown8]: oh that would have been very

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown8]: a very different energy

[Unknown5]: she would be age

[Unknown7]: no

[Unknown5]: appropriate i think she could play it well in

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown5]: terms of the trying to be all demure and queen like and then get more action he as

[Unknown5]: needed and carry that through to the next two movies i think i'm a huge fan of

[Unknown5]: hers and i think i think she would have been really awesome

[Unknown7]: i'm not against that but you guys remember karen knightley was the decoy too yeah

[Unknown8]: yeah yeah

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: she's also a good actress well not as good as natalie

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: portman which is also a decent actress that is super wooden in this

[Unknown7]: but you know what also pisses me the go go

[Unknown6]: i mean she she does more acting in it than fucking nowy portman does half the time

[Unknown7]: hm

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: what pisses me off about the about the script is that even as even as like it was

[Unknown7]: disproportionately in favor for different chunks and those characters within it so

[Unknown7]: quigo ob one exchange there were there were there were there were more subtleties

[Unknown7]: in tones like ob one had range to emote palpatine had like you could tell there

[Unknown7]: were layers and he's chewing scenes but why was it that ada for for or padma and

[Unknown7]: abi do why was it so restricted i'm sure i'm not sure

[Unknown8]: i so i i think i have a theory it's because i don't know if you notice but any

[Unknown8]: time either cy or or natalie portman were in padma garb they were speaking in this

[Unknown8]: weird town and so i think it was like a

[Unknown6]: a batman theory

[Unknown8]: it

[Unknown8]: well yeah but like more like the direction saying oh you have to speak in a way

[Unknown8]: that's kind of weird that's that was the direction that they got

[Unknown6]: i mean they spoke weird when they

[Unknown8]: it

[Unknown6]: were the queen there

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown6]: was like i am la quain of nab

[Unknown8]: yeah that's what i'm saying so that when they were on medal garb they were like i

[Unknown8]: she has laughed i will tell how de you had

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: hair like it's and i think

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown8]: they didn't have enough direction and she was young yeah young she was eighteen

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: and noty portman and i think your was like fifteen

[Unknown7]: he

[Unknown8]: so so that like

[Unknown6]: who who who is fifteen

[Unknown7]: kira

[Unknown8]: curly

[Unknown7]: knightley the decoy

[Unknown7]: knightley the decoy

[Unknown6]: oh yeah yeah yeah

[Unknown8]: yeah so i yeah i i agree with you like i i was i it was jarring how wooden she was

[Unknown8]: especially and i i commented this with you guys when we were watching when i was

[Unknown8]: watching that it got it got worse as it progressed

[Unknown7]: no

[Unknown8]: on the movie so i don't know for me

[Unknown7]: can i say one more thing after

[Unknown8]: go for it

[Unknown7]: i'm saying we're seeing no that's okay uh i i i i i yield my request

[Unknown8]: so

[Unknown6]: um

[Unknown8]: my

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: replacement the person i would replace

[Unknown8]: would be liam nien

[Unknown7]: okay what do you think to o

[Unknown8]: and not because i like his

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: fight scene that he's in is dreadful and he makes this seem worse every time he

[Unknown8]: has to do anything other than walk and look like he's in a poncho is that so i i'm

[Unknown8]: not sure

[Unknown8]: portrayal of kaigan as like the wisened master when he wasn't fighting but every

[Unknown8]: i was wing my brain while you guys are talking to think who i would replace him

[Unknown8]: with

[Unknown7]: is it

[Unknown8]: and i really couldn't come up with anything but cause like i remember back in the

[Unknown8]: day like back in those days he was seeing a somewhat of an action actor right

[Unknown7]: two

[Unknown8]: but like who would i replace him with that is a good actor and also can do action

[Unknown8]: scenes

[Unknown6]: kur russell

[Unknown8]: kurt russell yeah i the artist alone

[Unknown6]: the thing is is like kurt russell actually can act overall whereas we know that

[Unknown6]: salon definitely cannot

[Unknown8]: stone kind of can

[Unknown6]: what

[Unknown8]: if he has a lot of direction which would have been a problem in this movie

[Unknown8]: so okay let's go cur car some works

[Unknown5]: wasn't i might be wrong i'm sure i think i read somewhere wasn't the original plan

[Unknown5]: to use an asian actor for

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown5]: like someone like you know ken watanabe or or someone i i i'd have to look that up

[Unknown8]: i mean given the name

[Unknown8]: oh see okay there you go canon a have been great yeah i think so

[Unknown7]: but age appropriate would he be

[Unknown5]: yeah i

[Unknown7]: would he would he be age okay

[Unknown5]: so you'd fit with a

[Unknown8]: i think so

[Unknown5]: more a stoic stereo like not

[Unknown5]: like i guess the samurai of like you know wearing the pancho and being very stoic

[Unknown8]: yeah the the zen sort of yeah

[Unknown5]: all the time i think

[Unknown7]: that's a great idea i i i love that actually

[Unknown8]: yeah but and instead we got an irishman playing the

[Unknown6]: hey

[Unknown8]: guy with the chinese name

[Unknown6]: just wanna

[Unknown8]: the scot played the guy with the japanese name

[Unknown6]: yeah so so what are we going with here we're going with um kind of what ta abe

[Unknown6]: we're

[Unknown8]: k with an abi yeah yeah i like that idea too yeah

[Unknown6]: going with okay okay sure yeah i mean um i like liam nissan a lot and i

[Unknown7]: i like ken personally

[Unknown7]: true

[Unknown6]: can't i can't believe you're kicking out of his own movie during his special

[Unknown6]: festival

[Unknown8]: that's the thing like it's like i can't kick him out cause otherwise we wouldn't

[Unknown8]: be talking about it here

[Unknown5]: in his own movie

[Unknown6]: but i

[Unknown5]: in his own themed month too so

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: but hey this is

[Unknown7]: the pe

[Unknown6]: hey liam nisan you're wrong

[Unknown8]: he i never said i am not a monster

[Unknown6]: yeah well it's it's like i said it's the ultimate the ultimate put down is telling

[Unknown6]: the person you're celebrating that he's wrong so hey i'm here for it

[Unknown7]: with e

[Unknown6]: um next question on

[Unknown7]: he could handle it

[Unknown6]: our list um well this is i don't know how long we're gonna spend on this one uh we

[Unknown6]: usually ask at this time could this been a netflix series

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown6]: and i think the answer

[Unknown6]: is

[Unknown8]: we know we can of course we can

[Unknown6]: technically it's not on netflix but yes the answer is

[Unknown7]: yes

[Unknown8]: yeah it's a disney plus series and it's still going

[Unknown6]: we're gonna we're gonna slide down on this um

[Unknown6]: just jump this question so we have some more time to use later

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: you know so mike this question i think you're gonna have to start with this

[Unknown6]: question because

[Unknown6]: you worked at a theater for a month of this run what we what we want you to tell

[Unknown6]: us is

[Unknown6]: if if someone wants to watch

[Unknown7]: you think

[Unknown6]: this movie and they've never watched this in before shocker i now what

[Unknown7]: six

[Unknown6]: what what are they gonna need to bring from the concession stand to make it

[Unknown6]: through this movie now you don't have to limit yourself to an actual movie theatre

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown6]: concession stand sometimes in a movie i'm not saying it's this one but sometimes

[Unknown8]: so

[Unknown6]: in a movie you need to bring um a toilet or

[Unknown7]: but

[Unknown6]: you know a good yeah sure maybe maybe you want something really fun and awesome

[Unknown8]: a again to shoot yourself in the face with

[Unknown6]: super like a

[Unknown7]: here

[Unknown6]: bouncy castle i don't know but you know what are you gonna need to make through

[Unknown6]: bouncy castle i don't know but you know what are you gonna need to make through

[Unknown6]: bouncy castle i don't know but you know what are you gonna need to make through

[Unknown6]: this this movie is the question

[Unknown6]: this this movie is the question

[Unknown6]: this this movie is the question

[Unknown5]: oh man that's a good question

[Unknown7]: eight

[Unknown5]: i think uh

[Unknown5]: well i think that the best possible answer to that is hype self generated

[Unknown7]: heck

[Unknown5]: or otherwise um cause

[Unknown6]: just i want to interject you

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown6]: real quickly the early two thousands there

[Unknown5]: unless you mean a physical okay go ahead

[Unknown6]: there were in the early two thousands there was a energy drink called type so you

[Unknown6]: could also get some of that if you'd like

[Unknown8]: that is true

[Unknown7]: really

[Unknown5]: that would

[Unknown8]: that is true

[Unknown5]: work and in fact

[Unknown6]: okay

[Unknown5]: yeah i actually

[Unknown5]: yeah we had to caffeinated up big time for the the first day of actu work and i

[Unknown5]: mean just just my own personal story with a bunch of friends from the theater like

[Unknown5]: we saw the midnight show and then our first day of open open for business here's

[Unknown5]: like you know six show times a day phantoms we all we had morning shows as well

[Unknown5]: and we all just decided to stay up

[Unknown5]: and after

[Unknown8]: uh teenagers

[Unknown5]: the midnight show yep

[Unknown6]: brilliant

[Unknown5]: we've had oh

[Unknown8]: i remember those days

[Unknown5]: well let's go to you know we'll we'll let's uh go to an all night diner and then

[Unknown5]: let's just wander around and you know and i think we've been

[Unknown7]: nine

[Unknown5]: popped over someone's house for a bit and then realize like oh wait a minute all

[Unknown5]: our shifts started uh like ten am but there's show times as early as eight a m why

[Unknown5]: don't we all go see that's eight a m show then start

[Unknown7]: ah

[Unknown5]: work

[Unknown7]: oh

[Unknown8]: oh god

[Unknown5]: and uh that was such a mistake because uh

[Unknown5]: and uh that was such a mistake because uh

[Unknown6]: the darkness

[Unknown5]: like we're yeah we were still riding high from the midnight show and like oh my

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown5]: god yeah i had problems but star wars is back and yeah and then eight a m we were

[Unknown5]: just

[Unknown5]: just flat lined and not into it and so yes i say and energy drinks of any kind

[Unknown8]: dead

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown5]: anything that can just boost those dopamine levels and allow you to you know

[Unknown5]: actually enjoy

[Unknown8]: like cocaine

[Unknown5]: yeah that works too i you know i'm glad you said what i was thinking so i didn't

[Unknown5]: have to um

[Unknown5]: yeah it was uh it that it was not a fun movie uh tired and unh so you know

[Unknown5]: whatever whatever one could do

[Unknown8]: six

[Unknown5]: to

[Unknown6]: okay

[Unknown5]: just boost yourself and do it

[Unknown6]: it's a secondary ranking from mike there

[Unknown6]: not a good movie if tired and un hyped put it on the box

[Unknown7]: that would go on yeah

[Unknown8]: yeah star

[Unknown7]: put it on the on the yeah

[Unknown8]: star wars episode one tired and

[Unknown6]: great great job

[Unknown7]: don't do it

[Unknown6]: i think that those things are all very good i would definitely say an energy drink

[Unknown6]: i some you know i hate to do this every week but an edible or two probably would

[Unknown6]: help po perk this movie up for you

[Unknown7]: hey

[Unknown8]: really i think if you would just fall asleep if you had an edible

[Unknown6]: well no no i don't think so because the as chris pointed out like there are

[Unknown6]: periods where this movie is very fun some of the cg works great the light

[Unknown8]: true

[Unknown6]: saber battle is is fun um

[Unknown6]: i think one of the things that misses is it needs more space battles i think just

[Unknown6]: having the one

[Unknown7]: he

[Unknown6]: at the end and you just get a very light touch of it because you have to follow

[Unknown6]: around uh an idiot succeed

[Unknown6]: through

[Unknown8]: again

[Unknown6]: damase it's not that he does it it's that they do it so many times it's the

[Unknown6]: problem

[Unknown8]: yes

[Unknown7]: four

[Unknown8]: yes yes

[Unknown6]: so there are periods where you're like you want perk up and check out the movie

[Unknown6]: and like

[Unknown6]: maybe that'll help make the politics a bit better because i'd face

[Unknown7]: hey

[Unknown6]: value some of the politics was all right until they continued to pass the first

[Unknown6]: like ten minutes

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown6]: um so i don't know what you need to

[Unknown8]: i honestly doesn't bother me that much the politics of it

[Unknown6]: so maybe you need something like i suggest just getting you know fruit by the foot

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown6]: so if if you can eat a foot

[Unknown6]: every five minutes then

[Unknown7]: mm

[Unknown6]: get a number of feet proportional to that length of time so if the movies what

[Unknown6]: movies like two hours i call it um

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: so you need what uh what we got it

[Unknown7]: oh my god

[Unknown6]: here that's five twenty

[Unknown6]: forty feet of

[Unknown5]: forty feet

[Unknown6]: forty feet of fruit by the

[Unknown5]: a fruit

[Unknown6]: foot yeah got fort feet of fruit by foot

[Unknown6]: and you just

[Unknown5]: that's a fun sentence

[Unknown7]: eight

[Unknown6]: slowly eat that because

[Unknown5]: o

[Unknown6]: if you're eating

[Unknown7]: mm hm

[Unknown6]: you can't fall asleep

[Unknown7]: that's interesting i i've kind of hear for that that sounds that sounds fun

[Unknown5]: do they sell it

[Unknown6]: as

[Unknown5]: by the yard like can you just you know hold one giant wheel of it in your lap like

[Unknown5]: a cheese wheel and just be kind of like

[Unknown7]: no

[Unknown8]: it's just like

[Unknown6]: no

[Unknown8]: cost just like

[Unknown7]: it's it's like it

[Unknown7]: it's it's like it

[Unknown5]: yeah just like

[Unknown8]: inter uninterruptedly just guzzling it

[Unknown7]: it's just like the it's just like

[Unknown6]: all right

[Unknown7]: uh the the suv loki uh steak and you just hold it and then you nibble on it as it

[Unknown7]: like unfurls so you hold a rod and you're just like double headed fruit by the

[Unknown6]: it turned it's it's gotta turn for you chris it turns

[Unknown7]: footing grazing it's what

[Unknown5]: yeah yeah

[Unknown6]: for you and you just gotta sit there

[Unknown8]: what

[Unknown7]: that's right and there's a little button on it

[Unknown8]: yeah just like put it in a sarma spin now put in a

[Unknown8]: shit and just like tilt your head and just let it go yeah

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown7]: and in true movie theater going experience fashion you can get a light saber

[Unknown7]: scharma activated motorized fruit by the foot for only four payments of ninety

[Unknown7]: nine ninety nine

[Unknown6]: listen i think i look at me

[Unknown8]: i think we found another thing we need from the

[Unknown8]: concession standards now

[Unknown7]: it's

[Unknown7]: well that's that's mats i don't want to take i don't want to like you know creat

[Unknown6]: okay

[Unknown7]: creep on that ah can i go i'm excited cool

[Unknown6]: you

[Unknown8]: go

[Unknown6]: don't need hate chris you don't ask

[Unknown7]: i respect all of you

[Unknown6]: permission it's a podcast

[Unknown8]: no you you first of all you

[Unknown8]: don't second of well just go

[Unknown7]: yes i do listen

[Unknown7]: listen okay so um on the energy drink i was thinking the same thing in terms of of

[Unknown7]: just like being hype for it like piggy backing and thinking back to that time and

[Unknown7]: i was like all about this movie yes let's go so monster ultra energy drink that's

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown7]: that's a flavor this is for act one so

[Unknown7]: monster ultra energy drink plus twisters during act one because you're like oh

[Unknown7]: this is yes yes yes yes yes because you need the sugar and you need more sugar

[Unknown8]: bless twizlers jesus

[Unknown7]: liquid sugar to get through that true federation blockade when i was a teenager i

[Unknown8]: uh

[Unknown7]: didn't give a fuck about the politics i'm like where is the action gonna start yes

[Unknown6]: chris

[Unknown6]: chris can i put my twizzlers can i bite off

[Unknown7]: mm hm

[Unknown6]: the ends and put it into the energy drink to drink the energy drink through my

[Unknown7]: yes

[Unknown6]: twister straw

[Unknown7]: yes sir

[Unknown8]: like a like a straw yeah i i think you'd have to i think you'd have to

[Unknown6]: yeah okay thank you yeah yeah

[Unknown7]: i love that and sometimes when it got when it got old and like like you had it for

[Unknown7]: too many co like the soda would start

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: to like erode your twizlers straw you're like i drinking this is fun

[Unknown7]: anymore let me get a new twister strand

[Unknown6]: i don't like this creamy texture

[Unknown8]: yeah no and then it's like it's got to a point where it's like brittle but also

[Unknown8]: too hard

[Unknown6]: yeah it's not cool

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: but yeah do that

[Unknown7]: is it for act yeah and then for act two mountain dew because like pepsi was all

[Unknown7]: over the fucking uh like product push for

[Unknown7]: star wars back then and with the like do you guys remember like the different

[Unknown8]: yeah it was it was

[Unknown7]: pepsi actors

[Unknown5]: oh good memory they had those cups too with the

[Unknown7]: on the cans and i was trying to

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: collect some of those yeah yeah yeah cups

[Unknown5]: yeah the cup holders with like the severed top halves of characters on them or

[Unknown5]: maybe

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: that was like only at specific

[Unknown8]: that was one of the first times i've

[Unknown5]: places

[Unknown8]: we saw that kind of stuff in brazil

[Unknown5]: okay

[Unknown8]: actually

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: it was it wasn't that common in brazil and we like it was like what is this there

[Unknown8]: s but this is star wars what does it have to do with pepsi because we were very

[Unknown8]: confused in brazil

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown7]: so mountain dew and chicken fingers for act two because you need to balance all

[Unknown7]: that sugar and have get some like protein then for act three especially with like

[Unknown6]: sorry chris what is what is act two comprise

[Unknown7]: yes

[Unknown7]: oh it's mountain dew and chicken fingers

[Unknown6]: no no what part of the movie

[Unknown8]: no but why why is the f in the movie what's

[Unknown7]: oh that's that's that's ta that's tattooing and nabu and tech like the the act two

[Unknown7]: is all on tante for me that's the biggest chunk

[Unknown8]: because you're you're you're acting as if this movie has a structure which come on

[Unknown6]: it does not

[Unknown7]: well

[Unknown8]: it does not

[Unknown7]: that's not the point that's just how i broke it up three acts go with it third act

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown7]: especially leading up to like all the fighting and the all the all the fight

[Unknown7]: scenes right like you know the the star quote unquote mini star battle in nebo and

[Unknown7]: the gunns and and the you know the light sapper fight

[Unknown7]: um crystal pepsi red bull this is your fusion check be ha plus popcorn score bites

[Unknown7]: and new balanced sneakers to get on your toes for that mother jedi fucking battle

[Unknown7]: fury scene and your battle light saver that you're gonna order from battle light

[Unknown7]: sabers dot com y that was high

[Unknown8]: so are you

[Unknown8]: are you considering that like act three starts with dual of the fate

[Unknown7]: i let's just let's let's say yes because when when they trigger that song which

[Unknown7]: kicks off all of the different

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: action scenes

[Unknown8]: that was that moment even even this time it was i was like i was

[Unknown8]: hyped for it i was like i knew i knew what was coming it was like let's go i'm

[Unknown7]: feeling it

[Unknown8]: here for

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: it that song does those things

[Unknown5]: mm hm

[Unknown7]: do john williams the goat

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: that's my that's my survival kit

[Unknown6]: okay i love it

[Unknown8]: well i'll just add one thing for my

[Unknown6]: one

[Unknown8]: survival kit which is

[Unknown8]: wood carving tools because of all the wood that we've seen in the acting we're

[Unknown7]: okay thank you for clarifying all the wood we've seen in the

[Unknown8]: going to need those

[Unknown8]: yeah i mean did i phrase it the way i did

[Unknown8]: on purpose maybe we'll see

[Unknown7]: okay okay

[Unknown6]: you yield your time i think we're good

[Unknown8]: either

[Unknown6]: okay

[Unknown8]: you you yield it for me

[Unknown6]: yeah you're welcome that's why i'm the host i'm just helping i'm helping the show

[Unknown7]: forcefully i yield your time i yield your time

[Unknown6]: along with di force

[Unknown8]: segued i

[Unknown6]: ha ha

[Unknown8]: i was segued

[Unknown7]: i yield your time

[Unknown6]: i i used to force on that one um

[Unknown6]: so

[Unknown8]: this a for segue

[Unknown6]: thanks for telling them the joke

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: for that luciano

[Unknown8]: was it it

[Unknown6]: how

[Unknown8]: okay fine

[Unknown6]: how does

[Unknown8]: oh

[Unknown6]: saboba distress

[Unknown8]: i mean we saw it he had three tw legs massaging him that i mean i don't i i don't

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown6]: i thought he chokes out gunns

[Unknown8]: i while having the two lex massaging sure

[Unknown6]: sure okay

[Unknown7]: dale he's got a

[Unknown8]: not gun guns he he

[Unknown6]: judger

[Unknown8]: he chokes like no all kids 'cause he hates anakin

[Unknown6]: wait but

[Unknown7]: three

[Unknown6]: doesn't he try he chalks out

[Unknown8]: yeah but because

[Unknown7]: there was only one gun gun

[Unknown8]: because george or jar jarred all over his food

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: it wasn't his fault i was hoping he'd killed

[Unknown6]: that does maybe but i'm saying

[Unknown8]: georg this time around every time i watch every time i watch one of the pre cool

[Unknown8]: movies i want georg to die know he's not going to buy i want to

[Unknown6]: but so boba still might enjoy talking about

[Unknown8]: fair

[Unknown6]: it's

[Unknown8]: maybe he has like he cause he walks with his hands and he jokes with his

[Unknown8]: feet right

[Unknown7]: huh

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: which is a very weird thing

[Unknown6]: so

[Unknown8]: maybe may he used one foot for

[Unknown6]: i bet

[Unknown8]: each while being massaged by the three

[Unknown6]: yeah okay

[Unknown8]: legs i don't know

[Unknown7]: for some reason it just sounds awful

[Unknown5]: and now just imagine if if jack nicholson was playing sebba as i suggested

[Unknown5]: wouldn't that be great still walking on

[Unknown7]: j

[Unknown5]: his

[Unknown8]: well

[Unknown5]: hands and strangling with his feet

[Unknown8]: well look here

[Unknown8]: you stupid mother fucker

[Unknown7]: i only i can't i don't have a

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown7]: nicholson i can't it's too raspy for me i i am too i'm too raspy

[Unknown8]: you just have to sound like you're like you're completely insane that's all

[Unknown7]: and hm

[Unknown6]: good job you do that anyways um

[Unknown6]: good i like the answer i think it's a solid answer

[Unknown5]: your banha pud kid

[Unknown6]: it's it's a solid answer overall i think i think we're going to go next to um mike

[Unknown6]: mike

[Unknown6]: um let's see who needs to who are we really curious about oh

[Unknown6]: celsius

[Unknown7]: sure

[Unknown6]: how does captain stupid distress

[Unknown6]: how does captain stupid distress

[Unknown5]: i don't think he

[Unknown6]: he

[Unknown5]: knows how

[Unknown5]: he looks like he looks like the most high strung character in the movie

[Unknown8]: yeah he does he does

[Unknown5]: captain pena just has

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown5]: this perpetual look on his face of like why does no one listen to my ideas

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: cause you're dumb that's your name

[Unknown5]: it's true

[Unknown5]: um i i think he distresses by getting the hell off nabu

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown6]: okay

[Unknown5]: i i could see that guy being like one of those

[Unknown5]: i actually looked up the actor after you mentioned him earlier hugh corsi he was

[Unknown5]: also an wind commander

[Unknown7]: hey

[Unknown8]: oh god poor guide

[Unknown5]: yeah the the nineteen

[Unknown6]: no

[Unknown5]: ninety eight or nine wink

[Unknown6]: no that movie is classic

[Unknown5]: i could imagine him just like you know being one of those day jobs like he doesn't

[Unknown5]: seem particularly like devoted in his job he's just like i am soldier man let's do

[Unknown5]: this let's go here now i don't know if that's

[Unknown8]: he's like a nine to fiver

[Unknown5]: yeah yeah so i i would i would hope that he just dashes off to like one of the you

[Unknown5]: know hot planet casinos or whatnot he might have some high roller like alternate

[Unknown5]: you know identity or lifestyle i i could see him being like orlando type when he

[Unknown5]: needs to unwind so so in my head cannon whenever he's not like being annoyed at

[Unknown5]: and how easily break into

[Unknown8]: that

[Unknown5]: that palace is and maybe they you know have to deal with that every single weekend

[Unknown5]: for all i know um he's just getting the fuck off planet and uh and adventuring and

[Unknown5]: because he yeah he carries himself with like the the like air of that coworker who

[Unknown5]: doesn't want you to know he has a more exciting life outside of the office

[Unknown5]: so

[Unknown8]: no yeah i i can see it

[Unknown7]: do you want to know something do you want to know something crazy that i just

[Unknown7]: found out on comma cook resources com

[Unknown7]: captain panaca be

[Unknown6]: this better

[Unknown6]: fucking have to do with the movie

[Unknown8]: wait a minute

[Unknown7]: yes it does yes it does

[Unknown8]: wait a minute you didn't go to star wars random com how dare you

[Unknown6]: yeah i'm disgusted

[Unknown7]: no star wars um like after episode one captain puna became an imperial moth like

[Unknown7]: maf gidon

[Unknown5]: what

[Unknown5]: canonically like in books or in comics and such okay

[Unknown5]: canonically like in books or in comics and such okay

[Unknown8]: wait we have

[Unknown8]: wait i i i i need to add this we had a grand math pana

[Unknown8]: wait i i i i need to add this we had a grand math pana

[Unknown7]: yes canonically

[Unknown7]: uh

[Unknown8]: that is amazing

[Unknown6]: well

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown7]: yeah he yeah it happened

[Unknown5]: wait the

[Unknown8]: i mean i don't blame him i don't blame him he's like maybe if i'm gonna be a a

[Unknown8]: soldier let me go be a soldier in an actual army not in this fucking

[Unknown8]: motley crew of idiots

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: eight

[Unknown7]: it happened in

[Unknown8]: wow

[Unknown7]: in an author claudia gray's twenty seventeen novel lay a princess of alder on and

[Unknown7]: that yeah

[Unknown8]: wow

[Unknown5]: i'm just looking

[Unknown6]: canon

[Unknown5]: him up now as well chris and uh i this just blows my mind that the actor's last

[Unknown5]: name is the character's first name

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown8]: i'm probably on purpose

[Unknown5]: that's a slow slow naming day for lucas but anyway moving on

[Unknown8]: the brazilian dude was was on vacation that day

[Unknown5]: yeah yeah

[Unknown6]: yes let us move on to

[Unknown6]: chris

[Unknown7]: yes sir

[Unknown6]: chris

[Unknown7]: hmm

[Unknown6]: a very important question for you

[Unknown7]: oh gosh i can't wait

[Unknown6]: how does

[Unknown6]: venus valorem distress ever he'd lost his job

[Unknown7]: oh my god i know like

[Unknown6]: like a bitch i don't i don't

[Unknown7]: a bit

[Unknown6]: know how the senate works but i'm very concerned that one person can call for a

[Unknown6]: vot of confidence and then

[Unknown7]: so

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: you're out that's it there's no like due process

[Unknown6]: you're out that's it there's no like due process

[Unknown8]: well no no on the second no no no on the second movie they they have a ia and i

[Unknown8]: third emotion bo

[Unknown6]: oh they clean it up okay good

[Unknown8]: y oh yeah yeah

[Unknown7]: it's the big g yeah that's why he decides to sit down and just be like look the

[Unknown7]: system is the system

[Unknown8]: he's like oh this this shit again

[Unknown6]: that's

[Unknown7]: it like you know i'm just gonna i'm just gonna get my life in order to start to

[Unknown7]: work on living my best life so the answer

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: is is is is a retreat a retreat package he he used all he had some republic

[Unknown7]: credits squirreled away for a rainy day just to like break the monotony

[Unknown6]: how how many republic credits would you say

[Unknown7]: i i feel like it's in the fifty thousand range

[Unknown6]: okay mike can you yeah can you convert that to floppies for us please

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown8]: and how how many floppies are those

[Unknown7]: i mean

[Unknown7]: yeah i i my k my floppy sorry go ahead sorry

[Unknown5]: it was i'm just quickly calculating here and my something something galactic yeah

[Unknown5]: thirty seven thousand

[Unknown7]: ah

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown6]: there you go look at that

[Unknown6]: there you go look at that

[Unknown7]: that's a lot of that's a lot that's a lot

[Unknown7]: that's a lot of that's a lot that's a lot

[Unknown8]: makes sense make sense

[Unknown5]: that's that's quite a bit

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: and so he

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: spends on on himself to to treat himself to help him reset right but following you

[Unknown7]: know the vote of no confidence he went for a vigorous round of acupuncture

[Unknown7]: followed by a yoga

[Unknown8]: oh

[Unknown7]: retreat in order

[Unknown8]: i was scared

[Unknown7]: to like reenter and just like get

[Unknown6]: hm

[Unknown7]: that blood flowing to places like it's just too much in his shoulders you know

[Unknown7]: what i mean

[Unknown6]: how many how many twilights were there

[Unknown7]: i can neither confirm nor deny and what happens on yoga retreat stays at yogurt

[Unknown7]: retreat but the answer is seven

[Unknown6]: oh nice

[Unknown5]: but what happens at baby yoga retreats

[Unknown6]: i don't

[Unknown7]: what the

[Unknown8]: what and what

[Unknown7]: that's there's probably a cute and innocent answer to that but

[Unknown7]: like

[Unknown5]: why

[Unknown6]: y

[Unknown7]: following

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: you

[Unknown7]: seven twi legs and

[Unknown7]: seven twi legs and

[Unknown7]: seven twi legs and

[Unknown6]: your yield your time

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: oh my goodness

[Unknown8]: you should have said you should have said he went on a yoda retreat

[Unknown7]: what is that

[Unknown8]: let's leave it a that

[Unknown6]: i hate

[Unknown7]: mm

[Unknown6]: everything about this someone someone

[Unknown7]: i know

[Unknown6]: someone take over about

[Unknown7]: i know what a yoda retreat is i know what a yo's its

[Unknown7]: it's anm r it's an asm r couch session where yoda just speaks to you to help you

[Unknown8]: you you have to

[Unknown7]: get your he's like he's

[Unknown8]: oh

[Unknown7]: like your he's like your business he's political coach hm

[Unknown7]: have you lobbied lobbied at you

[Unknown8]: that's a labi have you come on come on

[Unknown7]: listen i had to i had to figure it out anyways

[Unknown6]: thanks i hate it

[Unknown7]: you know what

[Unknown7]: i said

[Unknown8]: segre you must

[Unknown7]: much i sense much sarcasm a you

[Unknown6]: yod that you're yielding your time um

[Unknown7]: so like you take a shit

[Unknown6]: the phantom menace the phantom menace

[Unknown6]: a k a

[Unknown6]: um what was it this the ghost

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown7]: ghost protocol

[Unknown6]: ghost protocol

[Unknown8]: no not

[Unknown8]: protocol got the goals threat

[Unknown7]: i don't know

[Unknown6]: the

[Unknown7]: ghost threat

[Unknown6]: ghost threat um

[Unknown6]: i'm not sure those names really were fitting of this movie and i'm wondering if we

[Unknown6]: can come up a better title that fits what what happens to it

[Unknown7]: hu

[Unknown6]: and maybe we can keep it in english just for simplicity

[Unknown8]: makes sense

[Unknown6]: if you want

[Unknown6]: i guess it needs to be star wars colon

[Unknown8]: star wars episode one

[Unknown6]: episode one yeah so

[Unknown8]: victory of the bumbling fools

[Unknown6]: yeah it's not it's not wrong

[Unknown7]: the vi the

[Unknown7]: off the cuff but odd point

[Unknown5]: don't beat around

[Unknown7]: shit

[Unknown5]: the bush tell us what you really think

[Unknown8]: uh you

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown8]: know i need some more time

[Unknown7]: i think so i got one so

[Unknown7]: the true for me the true name of this movie

[Unknown6]: i don't

[Unknown7]: is star wars episode midian the hurricane

[Unknown8]: fuck you with this shit

[Unknown7]: the hurricane calm before the store

[Unknown6]: so a lot going on there okay no no it's fine

[Unknown8]: i hate it i fucking i hate it

[Unknown7]: i know cause just like in this fucking movie

[Unknown6]: well that's

[Unknown8]: i hate it

[Unknown6]: true

[Unknown6]: um i mean

[Unknown8]: i

[Unknown6]: i'd go

[Unknown7]: oh wait no no i can i can

[Unknown7]: refine it i can refine it uh the mid so like start so sw episode one

[Unknown8]: i have another one too i have another one too

[Unknown7]: chronicles of the of the mics

[Unknown8]: thank you

[Unknown6]: you you don't get another one that was brutal you're

[Unknown7]: listen i'm refining this less an

[Unknown6]: cut off you cut you're cut you're cut off

[Unknown8]: no no it's clearly star wars is episode one now this is pod racing

[Unknown6]: yana's been there

[Unknown6]: um i

[Unknown5]: how about something like uh

[Unknown8]: excuse me

[Unknown5]: a series of happy accidents like something

[Unknown6]: no no no

[Unknown5]: something like that because it's it's almost like

[Unknown6]: don't lie to people

[Unknown5]: a bunch of just you know peat things that just fluke into place

[Unknown5]: in a way i don't know

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown8]: oh so star wars episode one weekend at bernie's

[Unknown6]: hm

[Unknown5]: that works

[Unknown7]: i was gonna say wars episode what a goofy movie

[Unknown6]: we can't

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown6]: we can't get kagan 'cause you know stabby stabby

[Unknown8]: yeah we can go he is that

[Unknown7]: you must trade him

[Unknown8]: so like just change it a little bit just pick up kig on and he's still alive when

[Unknown6]: yeah yeah the class is like i'm gonna train

[Unknown8]: he goes back with the with the glasses and like hawe shirt

[Unknown6]: and again

[Unknown8]: ekin is the chosen one

[Unknown7]: and

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: attics using his like his pod

[Unknown8]: strange you sound must have quite gone

[Unknown7]: yeah attic is using his pod racing like magnetic mallets to help

[Unknown6]: it look like yeah

[Unknown7]: pop it po uh and help ob one and ov one just like force using like hors puppet in

[Unknown7]: the

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: mouth and and facial

[Unknown8]: see i watched that movie

[Unknown6]: yeah not be here for it

[Unknown7]: the facial met muscles man

[Unknown6]: perfect i think we've know this uh completely um and it'll avoid my suggestion of

[Unknown6]: star wars episode one we didn't know this was that racist story

[Unknown8]: oh yeah yes

[Unknown7]: the gunns man the guns

[Unknown8]: not at the

[Unknown8]: gunns the trade federation

[Unknown6]: the trade federation

[Unknown7]: and then too i couldn't

[Unknown7]: understand

[Unknown8]: wao

[Unknown6]: wao yeah

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: i was i was personally offended at wao i'm like i don't sound like that

[Unknown6]: they were a little too aggressive with how like even the shape of his face was

[Unknown6]: like

[Unknown8]: yeah no da and like you know f mind tricks don't work on me only money i'm like

[Unknown8]: bro

[Unknown7]: right

[Unknown8]: hide it a little bit

[Unknown6]: do you think that's where uh jacob roland got the archetype for the goblins from

[Unknown6]: was wao

[Unknown8]: oh god maybe

[Unknown6]: okay

[Unknown8]: or vice versa

[Unknown6]: well

[Unknown7]: and

[Unknown6]: t just checking

[Unknown8]: that was a that was a tangent

[Unknown6]: ah you're welcome it's all just interconnected and nerd dumb

[Unknown6]: okay so here we come to one i think we will be quick might be divisive what was

[Unknown6]: the most re watchable scene

[Unknown7]: divisive

[Unknown8]: do you think it's the visit cause for me it's pretty obvious

[Unknown6]: well

[Unknown7]: i

[Unknown6]: i'm it's called foreshadowing you fu now

[Unknown8]: i

[Unknown6]: shadow or for whatever the part that comes after

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown8]: four

[Unknown8]: for me the it's the fight between specifically the portion of the fight between ob

[Unknown8]: one and darth mall after kagan dies that's the best thing in the whole movie for

[Unknown8]: me i would rewatch that thing the whole time the choreography

[Unknown7]: yep

[Unknown8]: is great what's the name of the the actor that plays

[Unknown8]: mole

[Unknown7]: ray park ray park

[Unknown6]: ray park

[Unknown8]: i always forget his name ray park he is amazing and small amazing and

[Unknown7]: even though his voice was like dubbed over by peter sofen sara

[Unknown7]: feno

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: for the vocals

[Unknown8]: unnecessarily co

[Unknown8]: didn't have to be anything like that

[Unknown6]: yeah but have you

[Unknown5]: but

[Unknown6]: heard ray park talk

[Unknown5]: yeah he's like a chipper irish dude he's like oh some fish and chips right

[Unknown8]: affair yeah fair that's fair

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: but but i mean but that'd be funny

[Unknown5]: yeah i would be i don't know but

[Unknown6]: this this movie was

[Unknown8]: yes

[Unknown6]: anything but funny

[Unknown8]: yes master i will kill the

[Unknown8]: jedi um anyway i would i would rewatch the portion after that that stupid that was

[Unknown7]: finally we have our even

[Unknown8]: the most star wars thing to like the the

[Unknown7]: energy wall

[Unknown8]: forest red forest fields that were there for no god them reason

[Unknown5]: oh god

[Unknown7]: ho

[Unknown5]: i remember that not that making sense to me because they're in every video game

[Unknown5]: but they took a like a type of i i forgot about those red walls they took a

[Unknown6]: yep

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: barricade that only exists in video game star wars video games specifically to

[Unknown8]: yeah yeah

[Unknown5]: slow you

[Unknown8]: yep

[Unknown5]: down and had them there for no real reason like why why do they do that

[Unknown8]: yet

[Unknown5]: like other than the dramatic effect of like

[Unknown5]: like other than the dramatic effect of like

[Unknown5]: like other than the dramatic effect of like

[Unknown8]: as the like mall just

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: pacing around

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown8]: and like qu on i'm gonna be a jedi now and i'm gonna sit here in the in like a a

[Unknown8]: zen position while i wait to fight this guy and then just die so anyway

[Unknown7]: yeah that was unfortunate

[Unknown8]: the whole scene from the point where the the it opens the last time and o one

[Unknown8]: comes in and slices more in half and until this slice is more than half i love

[Unknown8]: that scene' watch that many many times

[Unknown7]: i did the same i only for me it's the entire the entire jedi battle because of the

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown7]: build up and like we don't know like that that yeah

[Unknown8]: yeah but lim nisan bugles the the action scenes

[Unknown7]: still like yet even as we talk about it and you know for him to be the the you

[Unknown7]: know the knight uh to like the lead master and to still get punked like that there

[Unknown7]: was that moment towards just before he gets stabbed when when kagan almost looks a

[Unknown7]: little a little puzzled and he had of steps back and i was like

[Unknown8]: well

[Unknown7]: was that nisan or was that kaga trying to tactically figure out what his next move

[Unknown8]: no that was that was ne and every time he's talking every

[Unknown7]: but like but they

[Unknown7]: go ahead

[Unknown8]: time he is talking to a c g character he's looking at a completely the wrong place

[Unknown8]: every just go back and watch it pay attention he has no fucking clue where he's

[Unknown8]: looking like he's talking to wao looking at the camera he's talking to the fucking

[Unknown8]: trade federation people looking at their feet it's ridiculous

[Unknown7]: but they had to but you know how many times they had to practice that choreography

[Unknown7]: so maybe that was like i don't think they would have let that slide especially

[Unknown7]: during that scene so for me

[Unknown8]: i don't know he dies

[Unknown7]: it it feels like go ahead

[Unknown8]: is a good is a good way oft in the way he dies like they're finding total toe he

[Unknown8]: almost got the upper hand a couple of times and then he gets like nudged and like

[Unknown8]: stops for ten seconds while moll slices him through it's kinda no i hate that part

[Unknown6]: i actually think that's completely fine it looks dumb because you think they're

[Unknown6]: all you think they're all like great swordsmen

[Unknown7]: times basketball

[Unknown6]: but when was the last time a jedi knt ever fought like you probably didn't expect

[Unknown6]: him

[Unknown8]: well that's

[Unknown6]: to do that right with the light savers

[Unknown8]: fair fair he didn't expect also the like like it wasn't the same it really was a

[Unknown8]: like a bull

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: staff right yeah

[Unknown7]: i would say i age might be a factor because of the first time

[Unknown8]: well yeah

[Unknown7]: he fought he fought mall in on taine he was like mecca winded so maybe it had

[Unknown7]: something to do with like decline declining standard but it doesn't add up

[Unknown8]: but

[Unknown7]: it doesn't add up because like throughout in the

[Unknown6]: just

[Unknown7]: beginning of the movie i completely forgot about the four things that they did

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown6]: bring bring it back in mike's still gotta tell us what he likes

[Unknown7]: speed running anyways

[Unknown7]: sorry sorry i

[Unknown5]: yeah chris

[Unknown7]: apologize

[Unknown5]: anyway i

[Unknown7]: sorry

[Unknown5]: yield my time to chris no i'm kidding i'm kidding um

[Unknown8]: sweet

[Unknown5]: i the pod race is the uh only scene i ive actually thrown on like now and then to

[Unknown5]: rewatch and i think one of you when was complaining about it earlier but the thing

[Unknown5]: i love the most about it is there's no talking

[Unknown5]: very

[Unknown7]: hm

[Unknown5]: minimally um

[Unknown8]: fair fair fair no dialogue is a good thing in this movies yeah

[Unknown5]: the audio mix was really really cool it actually has the whole

[Unknown5]: build up

[Unknown5]: to i don't mean the repairing the pod racer and all this stuff but i just mean

[Unknown5]: like just from the moment you cut to the the racetrack itself unlike the

[Unknown5]: grandiosity itself

[Unknown5]: it feels like there's a lot of breathing room in that whole scene and the pacing

[Unknown5]: of all of that i thought i always thought felt really really good and um

[Unknown5]: and it also had a really good video game if you played

[Unknown6]: um

[Unknown5]: nintendo sixty four and that was yeah go ahead go ahead yeah yeah

[Unknown6]: i don't the only thing i'll sorry mc the only thing i'm gonna take issue with here

[Unknown6]: is um the idea

[Unknown8]: the pacing

[Unknown6]: that that movie was that scene was paced well what

[Unknown6]: fucking

[Unknown5]: yeah yeah

[Unknown8]: yes

[Unknown6]: races three tiny laps like that the the laps were like around the block three

[Unknown6]: times so that we're done

[Unknown5]: that's true that's true

[Unknown8]: getting shot can he shot by send people

[Unknown7]: but

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: y'all y'all

[Unknown5]: art

[Unknown7]: you'll notice like the all the turns and uh obstacles they had to especially in

[Unknown7]: those caverns

[Unknown5]: yeah yeah

[Unknown7]: at the speed the breakneck speed they had to navigate that

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: three lapse makes a lot of sense it

[Unknown6]: no

[Unknown7]: especially with that section of the course to me at least

[Unknown6]: do

[Unknown5]: i i wonder i mean i guess like

[Unknown6]: do one lap but have it like meander

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown7]: then

[Unknown5]: i mean they are

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown5]: playing with the like the time there of it i suppose but like i i mean that the

[Unknown5]: whole scene itself felt like it you know it was like fifteen twenty minutes when i

[Unknown5]: feel like the rest of the movie felt like so rushed from point a to point b

[Unknown5]: literally like planet it a plant of doing this that um i don't know i i enjoy that

[Unknown8]: oh yeah so many powerpoint slide transitions

[Unknown5]: they

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown5]: yeah yeah that they got to we got to hang around with the pod race a little bit

[Unknown5]: and and to the point you mentioned earlier about the ne you know could this work

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown5]: as a netflix series there was a thing on like one of the websites at the time in

[Unknown5]: the build up to the movie where

[Unknown5]: like there were little like bios of each pot race

[Unknown8]: yes

[Unknown5]: or not that they mattered or you knew who they were in the movie at all but they

[Unknown5]: had these like short actually this wasn't on star wars' site i think it was on

[Unknown5]: like dark horses dirt course comic site there were these like mini comics

[Unknown5]: involving the podracers and and then when you finally saw them just made it all

[Unknown5]: the more cruel like hilariously so when like that one dies in the cave and the

[Unknown5]: other one does this and they added a bit to the blue ray that was not in the movie

[Unknown5]: and i totally knew this was new cause i saw the movie like fifty times when he

[Unknown5]: worked the cineplex where the one who dies in the cave you see him like saying bye

[Unknown5]: to his family before the race

[Unknown7]: what

[Unknown5]: starts

[Unknown8]: jesus

[Unknown5]: it's only on the bluey not even the

[Unknown5]: dvd so that little little lizard guy who goes b and like hits the stalactite and

[Unknown8]: oh my lord

[Unknown5]: explodes he has like a wife and like three young children and the wife has like

[Unknown5]: is like holding one or two baby lizards

[Unknown6]: not any more he don't

[Unknown7]: oh my god

[Unknown8]: yep well now now there was a family now it's a widow and a bunch of of orphans

[Unknown5]: exactly so we i mean we complain about all the extra shif that lucas adds to these

[Unknown8]: that's

[Unknown5]: movies after the fact and that is the only edition that ever made me go like oh my

[Unknown5]: god that's amazing like more of that please like it was almost like comically

[Unknown5]: cruel um so yeah i i

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown5]: i i enjoy the potteries quite a bit not just because i like seeing you know

[Unknown5]: alien widows and childless orphans

[Unknown6]: not just

[Unknown5]: yeah yeah

[Unknown8]: not not j but

[Unknown6]: it's a

[Unknown8]: it's there it's a factor

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown6]: it's one of those

[Unknown5]: exactly it's

[Unknown6]: so i for me

[Unknown6]: i'm trying to not pick the scene i like stab fight scene and and it's really hard

[Unknown6]: because i mean shit so much of these movies just standing and talking there's

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown6]: nothing rewash with standing and talking sometimes we're moving and talking

[Unknown6]: sometimes we're on a ship and talking

[Unknown8]: i see someone watch the red letter media

[Unknown6]: i actually didn't but

[Unknown8]: oh you haven't cause he goes

[Unknown6]: oh i probably did a while ago anyways

[Unknown8]: it's so good you should like especially after

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: watching it it's kind of like cat to see

[Unknown6]: so so when all the movie at there's nothing happening

[Unknown6]: you really only have

[Unknown8]: t

[Unknown6]: like two we just covered it right it light taper and the pod races two real action

[Unknown6]: scenes so i go aside with the light saber battle i think that it for and maybe it

[Unknown6]: just stands up more because of how pure the movie was in

[Unknown7]: seven

[Unknown6]: comparison to it that that it just like it's sticks in your brain and obviously

[Unknown6]: john williams is a genius i mean

[Unknown8]: qu

[Unknown6]: hell they're they're still using that song and the the obi wan trailer they put

[Unknown6]: out right

[Unknown8]: oh man goosebumps when

[Unknown6]: yes

[Unknown8]: he come when like just the first few notes it's great yeah

[Unknown6]: yeah so i mean that's that's really what it is it has to be that that battle scene

[Unknown6]: um i'm gonna push this along here because

[Unknown6]: um this is just a fun question especially given what we know about star wars but

[Unknown6]: we go with our questions the studio is dead set on making a sequel

[Unknown6]: what is it about

[Unknown7]: okay all right

[Unknown6]: creative license don't be trapped by attack of the

[Unknown8]: oh

[Unknown6]: clones

[Unknown7]: i gave this some thought i so i i is it okay i

[Unknown8]: go for it

[Unknown7]: cool up

[Unknown6]: answer the question

[Unknown7]: so

[Unknown7]: i think

[Unknown7]: i think that the sequel should have been a seat a tv series a a a meaningful

[Unknown7]: filler to bridge and give us more before episode two

[Unknown7]: and

[Unknown7]: sure you know the sequels try to bridge towards the next big sequel but that's

[Unknown7]: what i'm looking for so between season sorry between episode one and two a season

[Unknown7]: to give us some talk some like i don't know a few time skips whether it's like

[Unknown7]: eight to twelve episodes to show anakin uh ankus cackling behind the scenes as

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown7]: he's playing like the the the political system

[Unknown7]: um and and i was and then like sort of like my my final point toward like towards

[Unknown6]: what i was gonna say isn't that a tv show

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: no that's between two and three

[Unknown6]: oh my bad

[Unknown7]: the chlorine wars yeah that that was my final

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: my bad

[Unknown7]: point in terms of like it's okay

[Unknown8]: i was thinking the same thing like so you won you won an atta of the clones

[Unknown8]: animations but before i tackle the clones

[Unknown7]: no yes and no but like we we could probably get like some some whispers and then

[Unknown7]: they explore that you know between movie two and three but it might give us some

[Unknown7]: more time to take like to do more not necessarily w well you know what i think

[Unknown7]: world building is something that i i kind of want more of especially with like set

[Unknown7]: pieces like coon like i feel like we've only had one or two major visits like

[Unknown7]: episode one a little bit in episode two and then a little in three

[Unknown7]: so i'm looking for that and like there are other directions you can go so like

[Unknown7]: after mall's dead like darth wall is quote unquote dead but not dead not dead

[Unknown8]: yeah qu put a lot of courts around that dead because

[Unknown7]: yeah like we could have we would give us some time to to watch

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: like his rescue although they did that in clone wars but then what was citys doing

[Unknown7]: between one and two

[Unknown8]: but not really like they they show oh now now he's like a mechanical thing hm

[Unknown7]: right mechanical likes so that's what i i would

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: like i would

[Unknown6]: okay

[Unknown7]: like a like a series between one and two

[Unknown8]: i will i will kind of like jump on this but i will tell you what i wanted to see

[Unknown8]: in this series more than what you said would have been it could have been a movie

[Unknown8]: but i think it would have worked better as an animation not even just a live

[Unknown8]: action series just an animation show me the godam jedi training of anakin

[Unknown7]: two

[Unknown8]: like the just show it not not like yeah now he's become canadian and now he's

[Unknown8]: hating chris i kind of wanna see that right i i wanna see what does it actually

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown8]: entail because we always get even in games and in in other medium our media we get

[Unknown8]: like oh oh this is part of the jedi training and then there's like an ass that

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: they never explained show it to me

[Unknown6]: i i

[Unknown7]: it's so disjointed

[Unknown6]: got this they they live in a dark forest and it's really dark and creepy and then

[Unknown6]: your uncle shows up and pulls out a red light saver and scares the of you and then

[Unknown6]: you collapse the building on his face that's training

[Unknown8]: okay

[Unknown6]: anything else

[Unknown8]: uh i i would like to see that no no

[Unknown7]: that sounds

[Unknown6]: i can i could

[Unknown7]: that's that sounds totally like what's in the what's in the jedi curriculum

[Unknown6]: uh listen i'll point you out a movie you might want to check out later on

[Unknown8]: yeah i know i i i would like to have seen a little bit more of like showing how

[Unknown8]: the jedi are also like zealots you know like they they talk about the sith and

[Unknown8]: everything but they they're like the polar opposite and that's not also not good

[Unknown8]: because it's too kind of like to the other side as well i would have i would i'd

[Unknown8]: like to see more cause i like the jedi that's my thing so i would have liked to

[Unknown8]: have seen like a the training of anakin skywalker something like that

[Unknown6]: i i like that idea because one of the benefits in that scenario is you become

[Unknown6]: attached to anakin

[Unknown7]: you have

[Unknown6]: in a meaningful

[Unknown8]: yep

[Unknown6]: way um and then they don't have to try to shoe horn that in into the movie well

[Unknown6]: they're trying to shoot horn in a romance with queen abdala

[Unknown6]: um

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: and so

[Unknown8]: it becomes creepy in hindsight almost

[Unknown6]: so like

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown6]: sure i mean it's not great but you ha i i understand you need to keep the romance

[Unknown6]: there because

[Unknown6]: really there's not a whole lot of things that are gonna make somebody turn to the

[Unknown6]: dark side right and so you need that carrot of

[Unknown6]: protect my wife and kids

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: that's fine they just could do a lot better job of of building that relationship

[Unknown6]: so i think if you spend the time building out an anakin as a character in that in

[Unknown6]: the in the new sequel by the time you get to that third movie he is fleshed out as

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown6]: a character you can start sewing the seeds of doubt in his brain in a more

[Unknown6]: meaningful way instead of trying to rush through it

[Unknown7]: the time skip makes more sense yeah

[Unknown8]: then maybe maybe we wouldn't cream so hard that i hate sand it's cars and gets

[Unknown6]: hey he delivered that just as well

[Unknown8]: everywhere

[Unknown7]: i

[Unknown6]: as jake lord did when he says it's called in space

[Unknown8]: it wasn't he never said

[Unknown6]: close enough who knows they all delivered it the same

[Unknown8]: that it's natalie portman that has it which is i i was also no i was also under

[Unknown8]: the impression day with him and she says it's cold in space i was like holy shit

[Unknown8]: it wasn't him he's just shivering

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: like poorly but shivering

[Unknown7]: there's something in there's something inherently there there's a weird cloud of

[Unknown7]: of dialogue delivery when it comes to star wars and it just doesn't

[Unknown8]: well specifically the prequels it's awful

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: it's awful

[Unknown7]: exchanges are just like it's i i i don't even remember maybe it's george lucas

[Unknown7]: maybe he

[Unknown7]: his hand

[Unknown8]: yeah of course it is

[Unknown6]: yes

[Unknown7]: is too much you know maybe a tempt but i i i'm glad good

[Unknown8]: it's that and like him wanting to be the director who just sat in front of the

[Unknown8]: green screen drinking starbucks without to go anywhere it's so evident now that

[Unknown8]: the movie's so dated 'cause

[Unknown8]: we know how good

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: cg looks like everything is a fucking green screen i think is ridiculous

[Unknown6]: um the other thing i will add not just shitting on the the the c g r stuff um

[Unknown8]: why not

[Unknown6]: because listen it's hard to if you got to go back at the time and

[Unknown7]: pi

[Unknown6]: be like your shit you know twenty plus years later

[Unknown6]: now what i will say is with george lucas if you look at the dialogue and all the

[Unknown6]: conversations that happened in the original trilogy they are not good none of it's

[Unknown6]: good

[Unknown8]: no

[Unknown6]: it's never good so it's laid bare in this movie because they spent it's like the

[Unknown6]: the lines between talking and not talking are so harsh you spend so much time

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: standing around talking that's like holy shit this guy has no idea how women talk

[Unknown6]: to men and how

[Unknown6]: eight year olds don't flirt with thirteen year olds

[Unknown7]: and vice versa

[Unknown8]: or how people talk to other people

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown7]: little baby

[Unknown8]: oh yeah that's

[Unknown7]: like kid attic talking to to padma that was the weirdest exchange i've ever

[Unknown8]: yes

[Unknown7]: seen like they did they like okay what why not have them start as friends but i

[Unknown7]: care for you it's on like a school yard kind of i'm crushing on you but i don't

[Unknown7]: know how to express it they just fu meant they should

[Unknown6]: right that's how you get politely shot down

[Unknown7]: yeah i

[Unknown8]: yeah yeah

[Unknown7]: care but that's not what what it it like even that didn't come off right

[Unknown6]: i yeah i care for you but you're eight your f creep

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: yeah no and it's like it

[Unknown5]: and we still don't know what a jap snippet is i mean or why they're so car

[Unknown7]: yes

[Unknown7]: how it

[Unknown8]: yeah that

[Unknown7]: bring good fortune

[Unknown8]: why and why is he a shaman now all

[Unknown7]: serious

[Unknown8]: of a sudden now he can make he can make like amulets and sh what the fuck

[Unknown6]: tiny

[Unknown7]: anything

[Unknown6]: jesus can solve all problems

[Unknown7]: and like in the grand

[Unknown8]: one

[Unknown7]: scheme of of things that trinket did not bring good luck at all not to

[Unknown8]: no

[Unknown7]: pad may if she had

[Unknown8]: not not at all

[Unknown7]: that the entire you know throughout the entire saga

[Unknown8]: it it almost got choked to death by

[Unknown7]: see

[Unknown8]: him

[Unknown6]: almost it worked guys

[Unknown7]: oh my god

[Unknown8]: yeah yeah well we don't we don't know how all that stuff happened maybe that's how

[Unknown8]: you look and laa were

[Unknown6]: well

[Unknown8]: conceived with some forest

[Unknown8]: choking going on how do you know don't king shame people

[Unknown7]: oh my oh i

[Unknown6]: i just looked hey i just looked at list of

[Unknown7]: rip are you serious

[Unknown8]: but the no he's not

[Unknown6]: no i'm not fuck

[Unknown7]: okay then listen you didn't mention lea before

[Unknown8]: do you know how hard it is to force mary poppins it's hard okay

[Unknown6]: yeah uh mike what what do you think we can do in our sequel to make this a better

[Unknown6]: trilogy or quadri

[Unknown5]: well i have a left field idea and i'm dead

[Unknown6]: okay

[Unknown5]: serious about this and i i'm just trying to i assume you

[Unknown7]: do it

[Unknown5]: mean like if they're making something today

[Unknown5]: to be set after episode one is that what you

[Unknown6]: maybe

[Unknown5]: mean okay well i guess it could be interpreted either way

[Unknown6]: yes but also if they made it in if they made it in you know ninety nine after this

[Unknown6]: movie came up

[Unknown5]: so i was thinking of like one thing one of many many things that's just you know

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown5]: so so complained about never so one is the you know the politics and just the

[Unknown5]: delivery of such and the taxation and the finances and whatnot and i'm thinking

[Unknown5]: why don't you get someone like david mamet to make

[Unknown5]: some sort of movie or mini series like maybe just like a one off ninety minute

[Unknown5]: disney plus original thing that is like a glen gary glen ross style thing

[Unknown5]: set at like the trade federation's head office and you could also have

[Unknown8]: yes

[Unknown5]: interactions with some of those other guilds you see later in like the clone worst

[Unknown5]: cartoon there's like the techno union and the banking clan

[Unknown5]: and you actually dead seriously not

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown5]: as like a joke get into some of the nitty gritty and and some like stuff like in g

[Unknown5]: gary glen ross or maybe the movie margin call and just some of the interpersonal

[Unknown5]: politics and stuff like that and maybe you could even you can kind of pseudo soft

[Unknown5]: ret con

[Unknown5]: the trade federation as being a bunch of bumbling buffoons that they kind of

[Unknown5]: wanted to get out you know of that um

[Unknown5]: consortium anyway or or

[Unknown8]: i

[Unknown5]: something like that

[Unknown8]: i would pay good money to see

[Unknown5]: hm

[Unknown8]: alec baldwin nineties

[Unknown5]: yes exactly uhhuh

[Unknown8]: dik baldwin as as a hut

[Unknown5]: uh yes doing same speech

[Unknown8]: saying always be in

[Unknown8]: carcant but in her tees i pay money

[Unknown5]: yes abc

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown8]: to see that yeah

[Unknown6]: yeah i like i like you you've you've nailed it um

[Unknown8]: i

[Unknown7]: let's

[Unknown8]: actually in all series i would like that because i i actually enjoy

[Unknown8]: glen gary glens very much it it's such a quirky weird movie but yeah that would be

[Unknown5]: yeah it's a great movie yeah

[Unknown5]: second

[Unknown6]: could

[Unknown5]: prize i set a

[Unknown5]: steak saber and you know third prize is you're thrown to the rancor yeah

[Unknown7]: it's bold

[Unknown8]: it's bent

[Unknown6]: yeah air

[Unknown8]: to milk it's bent to milk

[Unknown6]: you're vent

[Unknown7]: and

[Unknown6]: you're vented into space um

[Unknown5]: hm

[Unknown7]: st

[Unknown6]: so i wonder also if maybe we can make it's more like a w wall street thing where

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown7]: hey

[Unknown6]: it's like

[Unknown5]: mm very yeah i was thinking that too

[Unknown6]: the wolf of

[Unknown6]: uh

[Unknown6]: cato

[Unknown7]: the senate

[Unknown6]: pneumonia is where the trade federation is from so maybe that doesn't roll off the

[Unknown6]: tongue as much as we'd like it to but

[Unknown7]: four

[Unknown5]: i've forgotten it already

[Unknown6]: the wolf of

[Unknown8]: he

[Unknown6]: curson yeah something in there um and then and then so you can have by the time

[Unknown6]: you hit this movie

[Unknown6]: you understand the trade federation better and like understand maybe it's like a

[Unknown6]: prequel and it's the trade federation how they got to having these these idiots in

[Unknown6]: charge with maybe a little less racism

[Unknown5]: oh it could be yeah yeah it's

[Unknown7]: di

[Unknown5]: yeah like there's there i think there's a lot of ways that that could sort of

[Unknown5]: material and that side of the universe could be handled that would i think make

[Unknown5]: the trade federation suck less

[Unknown5]: you know on

[Unknown7]: did any

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown7]: i can't remember did did that alien species ever show up again in episode two or

[Unknown7]: three i don't remember

[Unknown7]: maybe

[Unknown6]: i think a little

[Unknown7]: they didn't animated but okay

[Unknown5]: i

[Unknown7]: just curious

[Unknown5]: i don't think they were at that meeting on must afar of those other guilt so like

[Unknown5]: maybe that stuff we were just talking about like maybe that actually happened

[Unknown5]: maybe they were kicked out maybe they

[Unknown5]: i don't know

[Unknown6]: they're still around in the clone wars right i just looked it up here they show up

[Unknown6]: in the

[Unknown7]: okay hm

[Unknown6]: second movie they're on like they're like you know basically they fucked up and so

[Unknown6]: like they're still in with

[Unknown6]: what's this the room of koku and

[Unknown7]: okay

[Unknown5]: oh so we are in that scene okay

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown5]: on the on geos

[Unknown6]: yeah and

[Unknown5]: okay

[Unknown6]: gens when they're trying to like get people into the separatist army

[Unknown5]: oh sure sure

[Unknown7]: okay

[Unknown6]: there

[Unknown7]: cocoa cola

[Unknown6]: you go fun facts um

[Unknown8]: the town town of gsis instead of wolf of wall street

[Unknown6]: thank you nailed it except tontons i don't think are scary but anyways we'll work

[Unknown6]: on it the rank the

[Unknown8]: that

[Unknown6]: rancor of gsis

[Unknown8]: the

[Unknown7]: a

[Unknown8]: rancor yes yes better better

[Unknown6]: there just nailed it yeah the guys we did it um and that's it that's all time we

[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown6]: have

[Unknown6]: um

[Unknown6]: guinness is over sadly

[Unknown7]: four

[Unknown8]: we're not gonna we're not gonna we're not gonna

[Unknown7]: what

[Unknown8]: um

[Unknown8]: script doctor this

[Unknown6]: we're not gonna we know it's in an hour and thirty minutes you guys gotta st shut

[Unknown6]: the when i tell you to hurry up don't bring up more things

[Unknown8]: fine can i just say just the whole force

[Unknown6]: what

[Unknown8]: jesus thing please it's so stupid cut me the clarion too

[Unknown6]: if you okay so if you guys can keep keep your script doctrine into five minutes

[Unknown6]: like a minute piece

[Unknown7]: i can do less

[Unknown6]: we can tack it it but we just can't we can't get lost okay

[Unknown8]: all right i'll i i just bullet point it i just will point it

[Unknown6]: okay um give it a pause and then i'll i'll ask the question right

[Unknown8]: okay

[Unknown6]: okay last question

[Unknown6]: um the seattle please don't have a stroke qu you after this

[Unknown6]: what would you script doctor in this movie

[Unknown8]: and interest of time was gonna list stuff that i would remove so the first thing

[Unknown8]: would be don't make anakin force jesus

[Unknown6]: okay

[Unknown8]: just have them have a dad it's fine right and don't make him just the bumbling

[Unknown8]: idiot who's better than every body at everything all the time ever

[Unknown6]: okay

[Unknown8]: just like make him good at stuff and it's certain stuff he's like an idiot like

[Unknown8]: when he talks to women woman for example and

[Unknown6]: he is eight

[Unknown8]: yeah but it doesn't improve

[Unknown6]: that's fair

[Unknown8]: you've seen the other movies uh

[Unknown8]: and then

[Unknown8]: like sorry mike would just cut the pot raising garbage just cut it off cut it off

[Unknown8]: or make it into like a two minute thing one one

[Unknown8]: uh one lap without him winning because everybody else died also that might help

[Unknown8]: and and

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown8]: like if i'm not going to go into like super detail i think those are the things

[Unknown8]: that are

[Unknown8]: more egregious to me is like why like the the the the bumbling fools winning all

[Unknown6]: those are the main main things

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,

[Unknown8]: the time ever really bothered me as well and and yeah

[Unknown6]: yeah so i think to build off that i think

[Unknown6]: like you have to get out of the kid i think the idea the kid like he should look

[Unknown6]: into things in a way that is intentional not in a way

[Unknown8]: yeah because of the force

[Unknown6]: that's like oh where am i now oh i guess i'll press like don't he doesn't have to

[Unknown6]: tell me what he's doing in the cockpit right like like we're wa

[Unknown8]: yeah yeah

[Unknown6]: it's a visual movie i can see you pressing buttons and you can say oh i'm yes or

[Unknown6]: two i'm looking for the laser you don't have to like say i'm going to press a

[Unknown6]: bunch of buttons to find it oh here it is like fuck bro

[Unknown8]: well i mean most of his of the scenes that like there's so many too many scenes

[Unknown8]: where he shows his hands and him

[Unknown6]: yes

[Unknown8]: flipping switches and pressing buttons at random too like you don't mean they know

[Unknown6]: just just like how luke used the force to fire the torpedo into the hole that's

[Unknown8]: that

[Unknown6]: all i just need something where it's

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: just like he trusts his instincts but like he's eight he should know he should be

[Unknown6]: doing this after he trusts his instinct sometimes not and then

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: judge our banks i think you leave jud our banks no no judge our banks can stay

[Unknown8]: yeah oh yeah c it up cut off just fuck murder no no no no no i know i will put my

[Unknown8]: foot down murder all the gunns take them out of this we don't need them

[Unknown6]: now they're but they're important to the story judge robbings can stay but he's

[Unknown6]: not an idiot he's like i think he's like a he's playing both sides of some yeah

[Unknown8]: okay like a roguish kind of guy where okay

[Unknown6]: yeah and and then

[Unknown8]: and and does he still have to speak the way he does

[Unknown6]: ah no we make

[Unknown8]: mesa sound like i have brain damage like it

[Unknown6]: he can talk like like boss nass or something like that or like they the guy who

[Unknown6]: that

[Unknown6]: yeah i don't know the whole when i move that's not better but the last thing i

[Unknown6]: would do is

[Unknown6]: can we have proper armies fighting this isn't

[Unknown6]: nineteen o two of the red coats coming over the hills like why are they lining up

[Unknown6]: to murder each other so so obviously like that's had some real battles

[Unknown8]: oh yeah know the battle between the gung and the ds is so bad

[Unknown6]: garbage yeah

[Unknown5]: yeah that had like a you know war of attrition like you shoot i shoot kind of vibe

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown5]: about it it was so

[Unknown5]: i don't know in one location

[Unknown8]: well those ds

[Unknown6]: yep

[Unknown8]: those drs become like comic relief in the in the attack of the clones animation

[Unknown8]: right

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: then nobody takes them seriously

[Unknown6]: which is the way to take them but it's awful

[Unknown8]: yeah

[Unknown6]: chris how

[Unknown8]: roger roger

[Unknown6]: what do you got for me

[Unknown7]: yeah so i was making notes so

[Unknown7]: so contrary to to like a lot of our dissection of the gunns i feel like they

[Unknown7]: should get a pivot and so should and so should

[Unknown6]: i don't i don't think you should use the word dissection with continence it's

[Unknown6]: probably a sore topic

[Unknown5]: i need one

[Unknown8]: it happens a lot in biology class

[Unknown5]: wouldn't you eat one

[Unknown7]: it is

[Unknown7]: what are we doing it are we gonna be tested and i don't like i don't

[Unknown6]: any anything's delicious in garlic butter

[Unknown5]: yeah

[Unknown7]: oh my god so like okay so real quick jar instead of being bumbling i feel like he

[Unknown7]: should be on some sort of path of redemption um but not through the goofy path i

[Unknown7]: feel like like whatever he did wrong they should like be more like they should

[Unknown7]: just own up to whatever he did

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: at whatever scale it was we don't have time to get into it the gunns i want to

[Unknown7]: keep them but i don't want them to be under as much as i i like the underwater

[Unknown7]: aspect i would actually like to pivot them to be more mountain folk like a

[Unknown7]: mountain folk tribe because i think it would give us a s

[Unknown8]: so basically change entirely how they work completely

[Unknown7]: yes yes because

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: okay

[Unknown7]: late there was no other than just like you know traversing through the through the

[Unknown7]: late there was no other than just like you know traversing through the through the

[Unknown7]: underwater to get back into na boo it didn't really mean anything like it was cool

[Unknown7]: underwater to get back into na boo it didn't really mean anything like it was cool

[Unknown7]: but not really and not enough so i want pivot them to a mountain uh folk so that

[Unknown7]: but not really and not enough so i want pivot them to a mountain uh folk so that

[Unknown7]: we can have more battles that have like a larger set piece as opposed to just this

[Unknown7]: we can have more battles that have like a larger set piece as opposed to just this

[Unknown7]: really simple rolling hill like it's super mario but there's fucking three and

[Unknown7]: really simple rolling hill like it's super mario but there's fucking three and

[Unknown7]: then i would also switch

[Unknown7]: then i would also switch

[Unknown8]: also they battle in a hill

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown8]: right on on on a p on planes and hills yeah that makes sense okay

[Unknown7]: and then i would i would also i still i want to push darth sidious a little bit

[Unknown7]: further into the background and have him pup it and give orders to darth mall but

[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss

[Unknown7]: i want darth mall to be the big like the the the reveal big bad and i want him to

[Unknown7]: survive much like ah general grievous did in like you know the like across the

[Unknown7]: rest of the saga he lasted longer so to speak like we know the technicals but he

[Unknown7]: lasted longer than dark mall did on paper if you're not a nerd you think dark mall

[Unknown7]: is dead period but i want a longer arc visible i want a more visible arc for darth

[Unknown7]: mall period

[Unknown8]: he's a he's a good he's a good villain i i i agree with that yeah

[Unknown7]: i felt like they wasted him in my

[Unknown8]: yeah for sure

[Unknown7]: sure they brought him back probably because of the like nerd backlash like bla so

[Unknown7]: anyways y

[Unknown8]: is that how nerds backlash b

[Unknown7]: i'm trying to be brief

[Unknown6]: i mean

[Unknown6]: if they're being brief yes if they're not being briefed then they

[Unknown7]: yeah

[Unknown6]: go actually and

[Unknown7]: you know

[Unknown6]: land

[Unknown8]: yeah that's true that's true

[Unknown6]: everybody so that's it we've covered the phantom menace

[Unknown6]: it's probably better than we did it this way instead of the old way where we talk

[Unknown6]: for hours on end about how much we didn't like it because um

[Unknown6]: you'd all be as asleep as luciana believes you would be after watching this movie

[Unknown6]: yeah very

[Unknown8]: i almost was

[Unknown8]: i almost was

[Unknown7]: really hm

[Unknown6]: so yeah in guinness season is over

[Unknown7]: oh

[Unknown6]: we've we've properly

[Unknown8]: it it my return

[Unknown6]: might return if it's for this year we've properly feted liam nisan the irish lord

[Unknown6]: himself we

[Unknown7]: did we

[Unknown6]: did we pick his best movies absolutely not

[Unknown6]: did we pick his best movies absolutely not

[Unknown8]: was it on purpose absolutely yes

[Unknown6]: absolutely yes um if you wanna watch nin him a good movie the takes taking one as

[Unknown6]: i said excellent movie that's where i suggest you start

[Unknown8]: chad's list

[Unknown6]: james list great great idea he use picked for a reason skip love actually that

[Unknown6]: movies stupid

[Unknown8]: wow

[Unknown6]: if you want to hear about that you can go

[Unknown8]: does the sn

[Unknown6]: listen to the podcasts from christmas where my wife and some of friends talked

[Unknown8]: it

[Unknown6]: about it in much more positive terms than i ever will everyone is creepy and

[Unknown6]: deplorable in that movie except for lea meson and his kid that's the only key part

[mike_wood]: isssssssssssssssssss

[Unknown6]: of the entire thing

[Unknown7]: it's called acting dude

[Unknown8]: wow

[Unknown6]: look it up

[Unknown7]: duke

[Unknown8]: no dude like they are they're

[Unknown6]: yeah

[Unknown8]: all creepy he's right

[Unknown7]: i know in a way

[Unknown6]: yeah so

[Unknown8]: he's right about that

[Unknown8]: he's right about that

[Unknown6]: thank you very much for listening if you need to make comments on guinea season if

[Unknown6]: you want us to extend it if you have a

[Unknown6]: an idea of someone different we can cover in sort of a section like that please

[Unknown6]: let us know you can hand us up on the twitters that is your

[Unknown6]: at your wrong cast there is the

[Unknown6]: emails that's a fun one uh your on cast at gmail dot com and i think there's one

[Unknown6]: other one chris i think it's

[Unknown7]: do lav dula a dub ladd you're wrong

[Unknown6]: cast

[Unknown6]: duck

[Unknown7]: da

[Unknown7]: cast that

[Unknown6]: c a

[Unknown6]: if you if you if you didn't catch that it's uh www dot uran cast

[Unknown6]: if you if you if you didn't catch that it's uh www dot uran cast

[Unknown7]: to today you know we

[Unknown6]: dot c

[Unknown8]: are fucking boomers

[Unknown6]: make sure you get those three dubs and they're very important

[Unknown7]: yes

[Unknown6]: for now

[Unknown6]: actually mike do you wanna plug yourself at all

[Unknown5]: uh sure i can be found at uh

[Unknown8]: oh well whoa

[Unknown5]: http colon slash no uh i'm just ah

[Unknown8]: oh jesus

[Unknown5]: at at they might be movies on instagram i do some twitch movie chat longs and some

[Unknown5]: other events here and there

[Unknown7]: hm

[Unknown6]: great awesome okay now for now i met

[Unknown8]: i'm luciana

[Unknown7]: mike

[Unknown5]: i'm mike i'm chris you're chris

[Unknown7]: that that

[Unknown5]: hm

[Unknown8]: you don't know you don't know

[Unknown7]: works for me it does

[Unknown6]: we'll see you next time

Creators and Guests

person
Host
Chris
Bespectacled comic nerd
Luciano
Host
Luciano
Life is like a baboon's ass: colorful and full of shit...
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Matt
Full Time Host, Part time everything else
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