G.U.I.N.N.E.S.S. | Nostalgia Can't Save You From Being Wrong About "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace"
[Unknown6]: hello welcome back to your wrong this is the third and final
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown6]: installment of guinness the greatest ultimate international necessary nissan
[Unknown6]: extravagance a supers season for those at home who can't see i'm reading that i
[Unknown6]: would never memorize that so that's on me i suppose our third movie
[Unknown6]: did we tease us
[Unknown8]: i think we we alluded to it
[Unknown6]: we alluded to it um
[Unknown7]: i pretty sure
[Unknown6]: it's
[Unknown6]: well i'm not gonna de labor
[Unknown8]: sh
[Unknown6]: it and try to build it up it's the fant it's a phantom menace a phantoms the
[Unknown6]: phantom menace
[Unknown8]: the fant the fantom
[Unknown6]: the phantom menace star
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: wars episode one
[Unknown6]: the fan the a phantoms
[Unknown5]: you forgot the colon and the hyphen in there
[Unknown6]: they're implied
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: through every word
[Unknown5]: okay okay
[Unknown6]: yeah um so uh spencer is still missing this week uh but i
[Unknown8]: he is missing now
[Unknown6]: still have he missing
[Unknown7]: it's big
[Unknown8]: do
[Unknown8]: we file do we file a a missing personals report
[Unknown6]: if you if you know it's whereabouts
[Unknown7]: yo it's like they say it's been over forty eight hours we had hope
[Unknown7]: episode and now like he's declared bs like we didn't wanna say anything the first
[Unknown8]: we are we cutting out are we cutting our losses now is that what we're doing
[Unknown7]: episode
[Unknown7]: i didn't say that i'm just saying he is at he it's just like that chuck norris
[Unknown7]: movie missing in action
[Unknown6]: okay yeah well listen his replacement this week has been on the show before
[Unknown7]: i
[Unknown6]: i um mike what show did you join us for the last time
[Unknown5]: uh it was the replacement santa one at christmas time
[Unknown6]: oh that's right i'm sorry
[Unknown5]: and
[Unknown8]: yeah mike mike represented oden
[Unknown8]: yeah mike mike represented oden
[Unknown5]: yeah and i'm excited to see the results of that episode next christmas when all of
[Unknown5]: that comes through
[Unknown6]: wow
[Unknown5]: make it
[Unknown6]: cool
[Unknown5]: happen chris
[Unknown7]: i'll call throb
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: oh it's throbbing now is it
[Unknown7]: i never said that i'm chris i don't know like yo
[Unknown6]: yeah so yeah otherwise we have throb a k i'm chris and um
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown6]: luciano as well
[Unknown8]: no i'm not here
[Unknown6]: okay he's not here he's checked out he sent some funny stars reference i'm not
[Unknown6]: going to make up here instead in this place
[Unknown8]: insert funny reference here yeah
[Unknown6]: yeah i was gonna going go darth something and i didn't have the something and then
[Unknown6]: it was gonna
[Unknown8]: and
[Unknown6]: get weird because it'd be darth cobra and then we'd be all like that's not funny
[Unknown6]: and it would be a whole thing so skipping it
[Unknown8]: well at least you didn't actually do the
[Unknown8]: joke that was not gonna be funny yeah
[Unknown6]: yeah yeah thank god right
[Unknown7]: darth dark i got of the
[Unknown6]: okay
[Unknown7]: dark darth banks
[Unknown8]: no shut up we're not gonna go into this fuck you
[Unknown6]: that seems cruel to everybody involved so let's
[Unknown8]: miss and not like this at all
[Unknown6]: get into this nonsense yeah okay
[Unknown7]: it is the prophecy has come true
[Unknown6]: too soon too soon in this prophecy so star was the phantom menace um let's go for
[Unknown6]: some reviews and we're gonna start with uh
[Unknown7]: it's bad
[Unknown6]: let's go with luciano aka the banks
[Unknown8]: the pinks
[Unknown7]: the banks that sounds pretty good
[Unknown7]: the banks that sounds pretty good
[Unknown8]: uh
[Unknown8]: uh so my my rating is uh as i've done in the past guinness episodes is going to be
[Unknown8]: pines of beer so a pint of like bud light is the worst and unfortunately a pint of
[Unknown8]: guineas has to be the best just to keep it on brand although i'm not a big fan of
[Unknown8]: green i'm not i'm just not
[Unknown6]: no
[Unknown8]: but
[Unknown6]: one was no one was arguing with you while they
[Unknown8]: i saw your face
[Unknown6]: listen to this podcast no
[Unknown8]: i you have an argument face i know that i know it anyway
[Unknown6]: yeah you looking in a mirror
[Unknown8]: that's probably true anyway um
[Unknown8]: my my guinness rating for this movie
[Unknown8]: is
[Unknown8]: it's like
[Unknown8]: like a pap's blue ribbon
[Unknown7]: hm
[Unknown8]: it's not it's
[Unknown7]: no
[Unknown8]: not it's not really like the shit that bud light is
[Unknown8]: but it's also like it's not something i want to drink again out even though this
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown8]: is probably like the fourth time i've watched this because i hate myself
[Unknown7]: that
[Unknown7]: that's what i really wanted how many times have you actually seen this movie
[Unknown8]: so i've seen this movie in the theaters when it opened up i
[Unknown7]: okay
[Unknown8]: was nineteen
[Unknown8]: and i could not have been more excited for a star wars movie in any way and i came
[Unknown8]: out it i was so excited for a new movie because i had only obviously seen the the
[Unknown8]: originals because that's all that existed
[Unknown7]: right
[Unknown8]: and they were way before my time
[Unknown7]: mm hm
[Unknown8]: to be able to to have been able to go the to the theater to watch that i came out
[Unknown8]: of it i was like no this was good right no no wait that was good right guys that
[Unknown8]: was good right and i kept convincing myself that it was good for a good like month
[Unknown8]: or so until i started thinking about it it was like no that was not good
[Unknown8]: so yeah i it's funny because i started watching it and was and i had the same sort
[Unknown8]: of feeling i was like why did why why did i think this was so bad it's okay
[Unknown8]: and then you know it gets closer and closer to that stupid pod racing i'm like oh
[Unknown8]: right
[Unknown8]: that is why
[Unknown6]: that wasn't even the worst part i mean
[Unknown7]: exactly
[Unknown8]: no
[Unknown6]: apart
[Unknown8]: no no i mean it just it just starts falling apart very quickly
[Unknown6]: fair enough
[Unknown8]: now the pod racing i mean the part racing is like the casino thing on on
[Unknown6]: can't her bite
[Unknown8]: yeah it's like a huge unnecessary thing we we'll get into it
[Unknown7]: hey
[Unknown6]: oh i'm sure
[Unknown8]: but it's it's like there's a lot of
[Unknown8]: things that are hand waved that i'm i found myself asking but why
[Unknown7]: okay
[Unknown8]: like there was a lot of that in this movie that i didn't recall
[Unknown8]: and also
[Unknown6]: because of politics sorry if the answer's late
[Unknown8]: yeah there was also some incidental racism everywhere
[Unknown7]: yes
[Unknown7]: yes
[Unknown8]: which i was like i mean
[Unknown8]: it wasn't necessary
[Unknown8]: uh and also a lot of like little
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown8]: side way things that don't really add up to anything anyway's it's kind of a hot
[Unknown8]: mess of a movie there is
[Unknown8]: some
[Unknown7]: go
[Unknown8]: salvageable
[Unknown6]: he
[Unknown8]: stuff in it i i like the fight scene
[Unknown8]: well i like when i like when it would be one and mall are fighting because liam
[Unknown7]: terrible
[Unknown8]: ns and fed this in so hard
[Unknown8]: but over overall i hope i don't have to watch this again that's that's really
[Unknown8]: where i'm at
[Unknown6]: well that review was as mid and
[Unknown6]: misshapen as the movie was yeah so thank you for that no
[Unknown8]: as the movie what what can i do
[Unknown6]: art imitates art i suppose um chris
[Unknown7]: yo
[Unknown6]: what uh what are your what's your ranking system and what are you gonna rank this
[Unknown6]: movie as
[Unknown7]: so my previous ranking system was rooted in in uh in dangerous minds in the
[Unknown7]: gangsters paradise music video but this time i'm going to be moving a lot more
[Unknown7]: towards the theme of this movie as well so my ranking system is as such
[Unknown7]: the min chorion spectrum
[Unknown6]: wow
[Unknown8]: you can you go back to the sheet dangerous mind mi garbage that you were doing
[Unknown8]: before
[Unknown7]: no because this is so much better okay
[Unknown8]: no oh my god
[Unknown7]: so like so check it out so of the twenty thousand mi chlorine which is the upper
[Unknown7]: tier anticon region i guess like the chosen one
[Unknown7]: and four being just very low so four is really bad and then twenty i guess would
[Unknown7]: parallel our regular score
[Unknown6]: hey chris i just
[Unknown8]: why four
[Unknown6]: want to check in yeah why not zero
[Unknown7]: yes don't worry about that so four is the lowest right it's the lowest because you
[Unknown6]: yeah uh i see what he's gonna do here
[Unknown7]: can't go any lower than four and may the fourth be with you can
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: anybody read between the lines anyways so twenty k
[Unknown6]: no
[Unknown7]: is the opportunity yes learn to read reading is fun to de so anyways so my rating
[Unknown7]: for for episode one is more of actually a callback to dragon ball z's viga uh
[Unknown7]: power scouter scanning cat and so my rating is nine thousand so it's not amazing
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown7]: but it's certainly not it's certainly not for
[Unknown8]: stupid your ranking is
[Unknown7]: for me you know i think a lot of us are in a in a similar
[Unknown7]: similar age range and so i lid up to the movie theater to check this movie out um
[Unknown7]: and was for like the midnight screening so like in i high was in high school and
[Unknown7]: we lined up for hours and it was that fucking event cause just like you said
[Unknown7]: luciano it was our movie for our
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: generation in a sense and so
[Unknown7]: i look back on it i look i i can't really look back on it fondly because i was
[Unknown7]: more hype about it then than i am now and so it was more of like a reminiscing
[Unknown7]: thing and so
[Unknown7]: i couldn't get him enough of the bag then and i really appreciate what like what
[Unknown7]: they try to craft out for us jedi and sit in their prime and and try to really set
[Unknown7]: the scene for the for the middle set of saga but even though the cg is pretty
[Unknown7]: cringe looking back on it i remember how people were raving like the industry was
[Unknown7]: like raving about it like i l m going and trying to push the envelope so i have to
[Unknown7]: like give it just the res like that kind of respect
[Unknown7]: because like here we are now so i can't really it feels weird for me to try to
[Unknown7]: shit on it because yes it's dated but it was it was bleeding edge for what it was
[Unknown7]: at the time so it's bitter sweet in that way but i mean like at least the light
[Unknown7]: saver tech was pretty good and the sound design was on point
[Unknown7]: as far as what they implemented but
[Unknown7]: overall that's that's my rating i don't want to go too too long
[Unknown6]: chris i didn't listen to any of that i'm sure it was very enlightening
[Unknown7]: oh
[Unknown6]: instead while that was happening i was looking up a power me chlorine power
[Unknown6]: ranking to see where we are at
[Unknown7]: yes
[Unknown6]: the numbers i get on our favorite site star wars fan com the wikipedia for those
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown7]: yes yes
[Unknown8]: oh
[Unknown6]: who don't know
[Unknown8]: thats right we're sponsored i forgot about that
[Unknown6]: yeah we were sponsored for every star wars episode um
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: highest apparently based of this number ana and skywalker twenty four thousand
[Unknown6]: seven hundred sixty luke
[Unknown8]: oh that is totally not an ass pool of a number
[Unknown6]: luke has the same number somehow which seemed
[Unknown7]: what
[Unknown6]: a little weird honestly but okay yeah why not anyways
[Unknown7]: how much does jar bigs have
[Unknown6]: he's not on this list which is a crime
[Unknown8]: thank god
[Unknown7]: hm
[Unknown8]: for that
[Unknown6]: yoda is sixteen thousand nine hundred and i'm not really going to do anybody else
[Unknown6]: yoda is sixteen thousand nine hundred and i'm not really going to do anybody else
[Unknown6]: except the interesting one is
[Unknown6]: except the interesting one is
[Unknown6]: thousand or yeah nine thousand seven hundred thirty eight is one oban kobi
[Unknown7]: huh okay i
[Unknown6]: so he sucks
[Unknown8]: so he's he's a middling jedi isra you think
[Unknown8]: so he's he's a middling jedi isra you think
[Unknown7]: get topical cause he's coming up
[Unknown6]: he's actually the worst jedi on this list so
[Unknown8]: wow
[Unknown6]: that's it that's the bottom
[Unknown5]: i can't believe he's getting his own show
[Unknown8]: do you m gregor dirty
[Unknown7]: you know
[Unknown6]: well kanji is dead mas windo is dead count dok is dead
[Unknown5]: hey
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: but does it
[Unknown5]: spoilers some of these people might not have listened to i don't know
[Unknown5]: spoilers some of these people might not have listened to i don't know
[Unknown7]: it's po it does it but you don't have to go like delve into it but does it give
[Unknown7]: any of the mikar ranking for the the summer like the the deceased jedi that you
[Unknown7]: mentioned
[Unknown6]: yeah i'm reading them
[Unknown7]: oh okay
[Unknown6]: all off that list that so i'm pulling this random list s full or dead
[Unknown7]: coca cola
[Unknown6]: yoda is i said sixteen nine yattle thirteen eight seventeen
[Unknown6]: uh dark doth plag is
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown6]: just behind yattle at thirteen thousand four hundred thirty two palpatine twelve
[Unknown6]: thousand three hundred eighty six doku
[Unknown8]: did you
[Unknown6]: yep
[Unknown8]: did you say darth pjs
[Unknown7]: if i said pgs
[Unknown6]: yeah play chess
[Unknown8]: that's how you read his name
[Unknown6]: oh how do i read it then oh mighty lord
[Unknown7]: plagues
[Unknown8]: plagues
[Unknown7]: okay
[Unknown5]: yeah that's
[Unknown8]: there's a u there
[Unknown6]: anyways
[Unknown7]: page plague
[Unknown5]: it's like a plague on us
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: else
[Unknown8]: exactly
[Unknown5]: right that's that's what i always took it as
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown6]: anyways
[Unknown8]: it's like oh there's dart p j
[Unknown7]: else
[Unknown8]: is in darth mall
[Unknown7]: ooh darth bell who works at
[Unknown8]: who's who's
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown8]: who's the apprentice of dart sids
[Unknown7]: okay
[Unknown8]: dude what are you doing
[Unknown6]: hey we we don't have time for these segways off of the beaten path let me get
[Unknown6]: through my random list of medi chlorine
[Unknown8]: fine
[Unknown6]: counts
[Unknown7]: huch
[Unknown7]: it's what they
[Unknown6]: pupin twelve thousand
[Unknown6]: pupin twelve thousand
[Unknown7]: it's
[Unknown6]: three hundred eighty six anyways
[Unknown6]: three hundred eighty six anyways
[Unknown7]: this should be the entire episode
[Unknown6]: just just reading
[Unknown8]: just reading off the list
[Unknown7]: the listeners come to have come to who expect are are are like tried tested in
[Unknown7]: true dialogue and back and forth only to just find us going through the rankings
[Unknown8]: h have us like squabble over the numbers of mid chlorine
[Unknown7]: it's the audio it's the audio version of like when we would uh when we were kids
[Unknown7]: we had like trading cards of like mo superhero characters or
[Unknown7]: sports characters well his stats were this that the other power and intelligence
[Unknown8]: oh yeah yeah
[Unknown7]: level was this and that mid chords
[Unknown6]: yeah so that's the thing
[Unknown6]: mike why don't you give us your uh ranking system and the rank you've bestowed
[Unknown6]: upon this thing
[Unknown5]: uh sure well um you know because
[Unknown5]: was so brisk with his description
[Unknown5]: you know i figured i'd you know take the same route and and give a ranking system
[Unknown5]: that's probably very apropos for a movie about the taxation of trade routs and um
[Unknown5]: i was today old when i learned the exchange rate between all the different
[Unknown5]: currencies of the phantom menace and apparently
[Unknown5]: one wop yop which is the currency used by the huts and the odor rim is equal to
[Unknown5]: zero
[Unknown7]: eight
[Unknown5]: point six two five republic credits i don't know if you knew that guys
[Unknown7]: oh please tell me more
[Unknown8]: of
[Unknown8]: course i i i have a i have a ticker have a stock sticker with those things on my
[Unknown5]: and yeah similarly
[Unknown5]: exactly that's it yeah the w piece it's it's trading up right now in fact sixteen
[Unknown8]: screen
[Unknown5]: whoopi coins equals one trig and
[Unknown7]: eight
[Unknown5]: sixty four of them equal one piggott
[Unknown7]: shape
[Unknown5]: now you might be asking what those currencies themselves aren't you know where
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown5]: they come from and the pegg was a form of currency used by the huts on tattooing
[Unknown7]: i am asking
[Unknown5]: specifically and one pegg was the equivalent of four trots or sixty four golden
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: whoopi well it normally exchanged for roughly forty republic credits i mean this
[Unknown5]: this is all common knowledge you guys know this i don't need to tell you this
[Unknown8]: uh yeah of course yeah
[Unknown8]: you're preaching to the choir here
[Unknown6]: yeah that
[Unknown5]: um
[Unknown7]: listen
[Unknown5]: exactly exactly so
[Unknown6]: for first grade
[Unknown7]: someone doesn't know who's listening and we need to make sure everyone is on the
[Unknown7]: same damn page
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown5]: for sure for sure
[Unknown5]: for sure for sure
[Unknown8]: and this is not for us this is for you
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: correct
[Unknown8]: listeners of course
[Unknown8]: listeners of course
[Unknown5]: yeah i mean um yeah i don't want a pander i don't want to sound insulting we're
[Unknown5]: just reiterating some of the common knowledge here as seen
[Unknown7]: he
[Unknown5]: said in context
[Unknown5]: so
[Unknown7]: eight
[Unknown5]: i guess my ranking will be
[Unknown8]: e
[Unknown5]: one
[Unknown5]: out of
[Unknown8]: okay that makes sense
[Unknown5]: um yeah
[Unknown7]: but what
[Unknown5]: after all that
[Unknown8]: no i was i was i was expecting it to be honest
[Unknown7]: what whoop you be or what
[Unknown5]: let's say uh let let let's say one republic credit
[Unknown5]: let's say uh let let let's say one republic credit
[Unknown7]: what peggs i don't know
[Unknown5]: out of
[Unknown7]: but in
[Unknown5]: out of
[Unknown8]: so four five point eight four
[Unknown5]: sixteen w whoopi uis and then
[Unknown7]: but we
[Unknown8]: five five point eight four whoop whop
[Unknown7]: but we don't we don't accept republic credits here
[Unknown7]: we
[Unknown5]: yes you do
[Unknown7]: don't we don't we don't accept we
[Unknown8]: yes
[Unknown7]: don't accept republic cis oh suddenly suddenly i feel like republic credits will
[Unknown7]: do just fine
[Unknown5]: just fine just fine
[Unknown7]: justified
[Unknown5]: so i actually but like i don't know just contextually i i've probably seen this
[Unknown5]: movie more than any other movie in my life because one of my first jobs ever was
[Unknown5]: at a cineplex odon which only played this movie for the better part of a summer uh
[Unknown5]: because the original release plan was that
[Unknown5]: only one theater in each major city or every city was going to play it and and
[Unknown5]: lucas wanted it to be like you know booking a ticket for the opera or some or what
[Unknown5]: have you and you know oh it's sold out for a week so let's buy a ticket for three
[Unknown5]: months down the road on this specific night and go for dinner first and whatnot
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown5]: and then when the early reviews came out they scuttled that plan so i worked at a
[Unknown5]: theater that doesn't exist anymore
[Unknown5]: which was called the york at red path and eggleton and we just had one gigantic
[Unknown5]: massive like grandiosity one and the original plan was that we were going to be
[Unknown5]: like the big premiere theater
[Unknown5]: and that was going to be the only place showing it for at least the first month or
[Unknown5]: two and then they scuttled that plan and it was playing everywhere but
[Unknown5]: but we still had more people seeing it at ours who did buy into that original plan
[Unknown5]: because tickets were on sale but a month in advance and you could buy for any
[Unknown5]: showtime within the first six or eight weeks or something like that so a lot of
[Unknown5]: the people who bought advance tickets like before the movie had come out like had
[Unknown5]: you know
[Unknown5]: opera asked like advanced plans to see it see it at ours so we were pretty pretty
[Unknown5]: well staffed all summer and so i've probably seen like
[Unknown5]: the whole movies i don't know thirty to fifty times through like
[Unknown8]: oh my god
[Unknown5]: of times where i'd be like
[Unknown7]: wow
[Unknown5]: staged in the theater cause we had to we even had rules where like someone had to
[Unknown5]: be watching it at all times like
[Unknown7]: hm
[Unknown5]: and which is normally not the thing i and families to ask me oh you must get to
[Unknown5]: watch the movies all the time and generally would be a case of no no we you know
[Unknown5]: we we got stuff to do we ty we make the next batch of popcorn but there were
[Unknown5]: orders from lucas film that um
[Unknown5]: like people had to sit and watch the movie and make sure that it was playing fine
[Unknown5]: and the audio was fine and we were given instructions on
[Unknown5]: what
[Unknown8]: oh my god
[Unknown5]: to look for that might show that the audios like a little wonky and
[Unknown8]: was there any instructions for you to check whether the cg has shadows or or
[Unknown8]: anything or no
[Unknown5]: uh oh if only
[Unknown6]: shadows do need those for
[Unknown5]: it's funny though that like at the start of of the movie opening
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown5]: like all of us uh ushers and other people were were just like eager to get that
[Unknown5]: job you know 'cause you're getting paid to watch the movie and and it was just
[Unknown7]: seven
[Unknown5]: kind of like oh let me do it oh can i do it next and so we actually had a schedule
[Unknown8]: you
[Unknown5]: like whose turn it was to watch it next and then it became a case of like no
[Unknown5]: please see it again please oh he's i know he's only seen it ten times why what
[Unknown5]: make him watch it uh like all four times a day or something like that but that's
[Unknown8]: jesus
[Unknown5]: said that i it's it's funny like i don't mind it but in a way that i
[Unknown7]: one
[Unknown5]: i don't even see it as a movie anymore i think because so much of that experience
[Unknown5]: was wrapped up with like with the theater work
[Unknown5]: it it just feels like part of some summer job i had
[Unknown5]: in which like i i've actually i don't think i have ever rewatched it since
[Unknown5]: because they
[Unknown8]: why would you
[Unknown5]: saw it why why
[Unknown7]: exactly
[Unknown5]: yeah exactly but but as a as a result like i i don't i don't know i'm not angry
[Unknown5]: about it it's just it's just feels like some sort of is what it is in my head and
[Unknown5]: i i enjoy lea nisan quite a bit in it i there's a lot of things i like about it
[Unknown5]: and uh yeah so i actually thought i'd rewatch it maybe last night or today before
[Unknown5]: going into it but i thought you know what it still feels so fresh in my mind from
[Unknown5]: that from that summer it's it that might be it
[Unknown7]: it's in your mi chlorine that's why
[Unknown8]: i was
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown8]: i i was gonna say so what what happened is you have som syndrome with this movie
[Unknown5]: yes yes i do that's exactly it i'm i'm like
[Unknown7]: it
[Unknown5]: gonna be i'm gonna be really apologetic all night like oh come on come on guys
[Unknown5]: it's not the movie's faulted it means well
[Unknown6]: okay um i'm going to
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown6]: yield the rest of your time that you've used up already
[Unknown5]: okay
[Unknown6]: and jump in here and
[Unknown7]: he was even more brisk than me
[Unknown6]: he was way more brest than you you put you to shame
[Unknown7]: you know
[Unknown6]: honestly i'm gonna give a real quick review on my end so we can jump into our
[Unknown6]: questions my scale as you all know i've been using the taken movies taking one
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown6]: being in the highest day and three being the lowest i think you know we're taking
[Unknown6]: two lives i'm gonna give this movie
[Unknown6]: it's like
[Unknown6]: it's not
[Unknown7]: no
[Unknown6]: all taken three
[Unknown7]: oh my okay
[Unknown6]: it's not but it's like more towards taking three than taken to
[Unknown8]: taken two point seven five
[Unknown6]: at six six it's not be too harsh
[Unknown8]: okay
[Unknown6]: you know it's the thing is like i wanted it to be good and
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: and so like it's like i don't mind the politics angle to a certain degree
[Unknown6]: i don't mind
[Unknown6]: you know the rest of it i kind of mind my biggest problem with this old movie is
[Unknown6]: that
[Unknown6]: absolute imbecile
[Unknown6]: get away with the dumber shit multiple times and not only survive but become
[Unknown6]: heroes
[Unknown6]: that it drives me ns right like you have charge r and that whole thing
[Unknown6]: jur somehow like gets them to where they need to go and
[Unknown8]: oh god
[Unknown6]: then he he
[Unknown8]: kills druids by accident
[Unknown6]: he kills joys by accidents he like
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: the balls they roll around he just lets them out and runs around screaming with
[Unknown6]: his head off and they hit things and like
[Unknown8]: why did nobody think of doing that before they retreated
[Unknown6]: p
[Unknown7]: i i can i have your reason right here
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: you ready
[Unknown8]: they're stupid
[Unknown7]: no it's the goofy effect
[Unknown8]: oh
[Unknown7]: it's the goof
[Unknown8]: that's not a reason that's an excuse
[Unknown7]: that's not even an excuse goofy goofy both his his i don't even know what call it
[Unknown7]: i and i feel like it's is on the tip of my nerd tongue and i can't quite paint it
[Unknown7]: but you know like how goofy we'll give them to scenarios and get either you know
[Unknown7]: taggle up and embarrassed or like it'll weirdly it's almost like bad luck black
[Unknown7]: cat powers where it'll work to his favor or not it's
[Unknown8]: well yeah
[Unknown7]: kind of like that with jar jar
[Unknown8]: yeah of course it is that doesn't make it a good reason
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: it's a funny reason
[Unknown6]: hm
[Unknown7]: as you were
[Unknown7]: as you were
[Unknown6]: i know
[Unknown8]: i was crying but okay
[Unknown6]: um
[Unknown7]: crying from in
[Unknown7]: crying from in
[Unknown6]: anyway i still uh finishing my review of this movie
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown7]: please continue
[Unknown8]: oh is that what we were doing okay
[Unknown6]: i think so i don't know at this point
[Unknown6]: annakin does the same stuff like it's one thing for him to like
[Unknown6]: like get in a ship and shoot some lasers but it's also like your pilot you you
[Unknown6]: just talk to another pilot but all these buttons work how are you so dumb with
[Unknown6]: these buttons and then how you so dumb you fly the spaceship up to another into a
[Unknown6]: space battle and it can fly in the space ball which is fine and then you're so
[Unknown6]: dumb that you fly it into this the ship all the ships look the same last i checked
[Unknown6]: every single ship is the exact same that circle with the little head they're all
[Unknown6]: over the place in the blockade of being in the movie youla into the one ship that
[Unknown6]: if you destroy it's the head ship and all the robot shut down
[Unknown8]: how how does he get in if the nobody can get beyond our shields and he does
[Unknown6]: right
[Unknown8]: because reasons
[Unknown6]: yeah so like it's just it doesn't
[Unknown7]: the will of the force
[Unknown8]: i was gonna do the japanese accent but i didn't think i can pull it off up let's
[Unknown6]: that's probably best shit down and like the thing is like it's in the original
[Unknown8]: leave it alone
[Unknown6]: star wars movies and i'll stop my rant after this there was some sort of slaps
[Unknown6]: comedy being used in in the form of c three poo but it wasn't it didn't go
[Unknown6]: anywhere it didn't like it it helped them a little in the quest it didn't you know
[Unknown6]: if it's the end goal the original movie is to blow off the desk star c three p was
[Unknown6]: just like oh hits something and kills a storm trooper right that's all he does and
[Unknown6]: this movie is just like ankeny walker accidentally blew up des is basically what
[Unknown6]: happened
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: i yelled my time
[Unknown8]: i had forgotten that that's how they kind of solved that i was actually mad
[Unknown8]: all over again when i watch it yeah
[Unknown7]: the parallel hm
[Unknown8]: anyway
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown6]: don't don't worry about it
[Unknown7]: yeah no i want but okay i
[Unknown6]: don't
[Unknown7]: i i i appreciate your rating
[Unknown8]: i want to worry about it
[Unknown6]: i want to but i can't
[Unknown7]: i feel i'm trapped trapped anyways
[Unknown6]: lucy i don't i'm i'm gris
[Unknown6]: did this movie have a fun brazilian name
[Unknown8]: uh no it's actually pretty well translated just the the
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown8]: i mean they didn't use like fancy words like phantom and menace they just called
[Unknown8]: it like star wars well star wars is also translated which is fine it's translated
[Unknown7]: not are they
[Unknown7]: okay
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: fine as well you just call it the ghost threat
[Unknown7]: i see
[Unknown8]: which is fine
[Unknown7]: i i kind of like that
[Unknown6]: that's a completely different movie star wars ghost threat
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: i
[Unknown8]: it's it sounds like a born movie
[Unknown7]: or
[Unknown6]: like
[Unknown8]: that's true
[Unknown7]: like the mission impossible it's like oh
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: i'm gonna haunt you but i won't do it now
[Unknown7]: i'm gonna haunt you but i won't do it now
[Unknown8]: oh it's a tom clancy star wars movie that's what that is
[Unknown7]: yeah i promise
[Unknown6]: yeah yeah yeah go rikon you got it
[Unknown7]: i
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: promise to force you know purple np you uh
[Unknown8]: yeah no they just
[Unknown6]: you
[Unknown8]: they just translated it without making the word fancy that that was all
[Unknown6]: all
[Unknown7]: listen
[Unknown6]: right first first real question of the day
[Unknown6]: best character in the movie who who's your best character
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown6]: and i i'm not going first because there's too many for me to pick from that's the
[Unknown6]: advantage of being the host
[Unknown8]: for the for
[Unknown7]: just
[Unknown8]: the best loan i
[Unknown6]: yep okay
[Unknown8]: i'll give you mine re really easy i'll be one can know me
[Unknown7]: ten
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: hands down by far the the really the only good thing ever to come from the pre
[Unknown8]: cours is ewan mcgregor payne playing o one
[Unknown7]: i would have to agree
[Unknown8]: i i yield by time
[Unknown7]: yeah for me um like well is it okay if i go i don't know cool i'm seeing a nod um
[Unknown7]: for me it was it wasan
[Unknown8]: eight
[Unknown7]: like i really enjoyed i asked permission guys well i i i
[Unknown6]: five
[Unknown8]: really quite gone
[Unknown7]: asked if it was yeah yeah it's quite gone because
[Unknown6]: just just talk
[Unknown8]: yeah still so po stop being so canadian
[Unknown7]: yeah like even on the movie posters the focus was totally like open like not
[Unknown7]: centered centered but like he tried mostly carried um you know the the movie for
[Unknown7]: us went in the scenes that he would show up through so yeah it opened up to accom
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown7]: anicetus ons ble cast i like i kind of racked myself to kind of like take stock of
[Unknown7]: everybody and then how i felt in response to him but yeah
[Unknown7]: he's he's got that sage aura the whole time and he's so sure of himself
[Unknown7]: and you know it it it's bitter sweet that we only had him for one movie but i mean
[Unknown7]: like thanks to comics and other media at least for me i'm not aware of other media
[Unknown7]: apart from like there was a phantom menace like p s i wanna say one
[Unknown7]: video game where i you could play with
[Unknown8]: oh god
[Unknown7]: kagan and ob one and kat mo and mace window
[Unknown7]: i just felt like we were kind of robbed of his character so i really enjoyed him
[Unknown7]: it's so my toy light saber that i that i bought uh after the movie was was was cig
[Unknown7]: ons
[Unknown6]: co
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: yeah i i agree with chris there
[Unknown7]: how dare you sir it's cool don't you one word my sharing of my feelings sorry mike
[Unknown7]: go ahead
[Unknown5]: well i i thought it was lovely chris
[Unknown7]: thank you
[Unknown5]: there we go and um yeah yeah i i completely agree actually it's funny i went in
[Unknown5]: like i remember going in completely blind it was you know i loved star wars and
[Unknown5]: the expanded universe stuff and i was trying to not spoil anything and i actually
[Unknown5]: like i had no idea that kagan would die in that movie like i remember you and
[Unknown8]: yes
[Unknown5]: mcgregor at the time
[Unknown7]: yes
[Unknown8]: that that is true
[Unknown5]: being like okay yeah he was in train spotting he's kind of up and coming liam
[Unknown5]: nissan
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: was you know i mean i'm not sure you guy talked about this in the previous news
[Unknown5]: and episodes but was like you know still pretty much like a box office star
[Unknown5]: leading
[Unknown7]: no
[Unknown5]: man of like period
[Unknown6]: yeah ever since dark man am i right
[Unknown5]: stuff and you know e
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown5]: i guess yeah
[Unknown7]: catapulted
[Unknown5]: well was rob roy a bit before i don't know
[Unknown8]: the seminal work of superhero movies in the nineties
[Unknown5]: yeah yeah but i remember thinking like even like mid movie like oh man go kaigan
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown5]: is so cool like if it like if is this who they're gonna base the movie the trilogy
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: around this is interesting wow um and yeah that was actually kind of shocking to
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: me when oh cause i saw it on the opening midnight too and that was actually the
[Unknown5]: only time i got to see it as a customer and not working
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: and
[Unknown5]: um
[Unknown5]: yeah so his conviction in everything he's doing i found actually really infectious
[Unknown5]: and
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: it's actually kind of tragic that that he falls you know doing you know so what he
[Unknown5]: believes in in this quest and and kind of passing that on to ob one and i've
[Unknown5]: always thought i don't read theory boards but i remember thinking that when he
[Unknown5]: touches ob one's face and says like continue the boy's trainer or whatever he says
[Unknown5]: that he might actually even be trying to you know force push ob one into
[Unknown5]: continuing his mission
[Unknown7]: oh
[Unknown5]: yeah because you see
[Unknown8]: now please
[Unknown5]: it's like o b one's final words it's something like you know the boy is the chosen
[Unknown5]: one train him or something like that and he like touches
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: ob as he's doing it so what if
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: but ob one was kind of reluctant about anakin the whole movie so maybe ob one is
[Unknown5]: using his like final you know breath so to speak of force powers
[Unknown5]: to like or
[Unknown7]: cig on you mean for
[Unknown5]: kig on kayan iss using his final financial
[Unknown8]: qu goon quite good
[Unknown7]: oh okay okay
[Unknown5]: moments to like con convince o b one to
[Unknown7]: hmm
[Unknown5]: to to carry on that task
[Unknown6]: that
[Unknown7]: two
[Unknown6]: sounds like he tried to brainwash his ass into doing his dirty work for him
[Unknown8]: yeah i like i
[Unknown5]: pretty much
[Unknown8]: i don't like that at all i just i just like the idea that ob one was like no you
[Unknown8]: know i may not have believed in this myself but it was important for my master and
[Unknown8]: it was his very last breath and so i'm gonna honor it regardless of whether i
[Unknown8]: believe it or not
[Unknown7]: it looked like almost sort of like a almost
[Unknown6]: thank you
[Unknown7]: like they had a father's son moment and it was sort
[Unknown8]: yeah yeah
[Unknown7]: of like a like a loving like
[Unknown7]: you know i watched you grow
[Unknown8]: yeah i not force rape force mind probe
[Unknown7]: for rape force mind rape oh my god but that's i i've never
[Unknown6]: moving on from that
[Unknown7]: heard that theory before that's kind of interesting actually
[Unknown5]: trademark me i don't know maybe no one's ever talked about that i i have no idea
[Unknown5]: trademark me i don't know maybe no one's ever talked about that i i have no idea
[Unknown6]: i'm moving on from the
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown8]: trademark me
[Unknown5]: because i i don't read theory boards or watch through videos you heard it here
[Unknown5]: because i i don't read theory boards or watch through videos you heard it here
[Unknown6]: the the right
[Unknown7]: yeah yeah
[Unknown6]: he
[Unknown8]: what's your favorite character mat
[Unknown5]: first on your wrong podcast
[Unknown5]: first on your wrong podcast
[Unknown6]: um
[Unknown6]: i was looking around for a joke answer because this movie is challenging
[Unknown7]: so what
[Unknown6]: and the one answer i kinda wanna give but i can't because he doesn't do enough in
[Unknown6]: this movie is i want i wanna pick emperor palpatine
[Unknown7]: okay
[Unknown6]: because generally
[Unknown6]: when i mcn
[Unknown8]: you mean senator publishing of course
[Unknown6]: is play oh sorry standard we sorry spoil less
[Unknown5]: you mean senator frank palpatine
[Unknown7]: i'm sorry of nabu
[Unknown8]: a freak
[Unknown5]: let me be frank your highness
[Unknown8]: colin colin palpatine
[Unknown6]: um
[Unknown6]: generally when he's playing uh whatever version of palpatine is required he is
[Unknown6]: chewing him up as much scenery as he can all the time the problem is
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: he really he doesn't do a whole lot here he's just being a generic politician that
[Unknown6]: we all is who he is when quick nuts nuts
[Unknown7]: right
[Unknown6]: so it's like there's i can't pick them for being the best character of this movie
[Unknown6]: um and i kinda wanted to pick palace guard played by dominic quest of um
[Unknown6]: the wire fame
[Unknown7]: oh
[Unknown6]: but
[Unknown6]: it's not really a character that i spend a lot of time with so my real answer i
[Unknown6]: think
[Unknown6]: is
[Unknown6]: i don't know man nobody
[Unknown6]: it's just
[Unknown7]: okay
[Unknown8]: the ba so you know just
[Unknown6]: oh no i mean the two too you guys said i mean it's either hum gregor or liam nisan
[Unknown6]: they carry this movie um as far as i
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: possibly can anybody else isn't in the movie enough to like matter like is mace
[Unknown6]: windows cool yeah but does he really to shine at all no not
[Unknown6]: yet yeah so
[Unknown8]: no no yet
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown6]: it really just comes on to those too
[Unknown6]: it really just comes on to those too
[Unknown8]: i i just remember you asked me about the the the brazilian name
[Unknown8]: of the movie it just is a sidebar um there's a running joke slash almost serious
[Unknown8]: theory in brazil that there is a brazilian person
[Unknown8]: that kind of
[Unknown8]: counsels george lucas into how to give character names and it's a troll because
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown8]: there's way too many names in star wars that mean just bad things in portuguese so
[Unknown7]: oh
[Unknown8]: for example captain pana right
[Unknown7]: yes
[Unknown8]: panaca just means more on portuguese like but like
[Unknown7]: my
[Unknown8]: li like it's not really like anywhere it's all like oh if you interpreted no if
[Unknown8]: you replace the k with the c in the name that's how you write like idiot or more
[Unknown8]: in portuguese the the same thing with queen ahmad right uh so if you pronounce it
[Unknown8]: with a different intonation it means tonsil and purchases
[Unknown7]: hm
[Unknown8]: and and y like it it's all over count doku sounds like the count of the s in
[Unknown8]: portuguese so like there's yeah
[Unknown7]: u
[Unknown8]: there's a lot of that so
[Unknown8]: the best name in this is definitely captain pana because every time they said the
[Unknown8]: name oh it was pan's plan i'm like and you gonna go with that
[Unknown7]: w
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: who
[Unknown8]: there's a lot of those even in the expanded universe
[Unknown6]: perfect
[Unknown8]: i'll tell you one day what master siph dz
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: means in
[Unknown7]: oh my gosh
[Unknown8]: portuguese yeah
[Unknown7]: wait w where where was he where was he not in in i don't think he was in this one
[Unknown7]: wait w where where was he where was he not in in i don't think he was in this one
[Unknown6]: you're not you're not like it
[Unknown8]: no i think it's he's he's not in the movies or anything
[Unknown7]: okay
[Unknown6]: no
[Unknown8]: he's he's in the expanded univers for sure
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: i don't know if they
[Unknown7]: it rings a bell but okay
[Unknown8]: canonize them or not yeah
[Unknown8]: canonize them or not yeah
[Unknown6]: sliding on to our next qu section i'm gonna have to give a little bit of a pretext
[Unknown6]: to this for everybody not just mike the next question is which actor would you
[Unknown6]: replace and the pre pretext of this is act door you cannot replace the character
[Unknown8]: are
[Unknown6]: if
[Unknown8]: you saying i can't just wholesale murder drug bes
[Unknown6]: if you don't think that ahmad best did a good job at judge of banks you can get
[Unknown6]: someone else but you cannot get rid of judger bank status that is a hundred
[Unknown6]: percent correct
[Unknown7]: no i have
[Unknown6]: tough one
[Unknown8]: replace the actor
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown8]: okay i i won't go for ian first the last time go you go chris
[Unknown7]: i don't think i see i don't blame ahmad best i blame i blame
[Unknown7]: like george lucas for for that so you know and i my heart goes out to him because
[Unknown8]: george lucas yeah of course
[Unknown7]: like i don't know if any of you remember like with the poor reception of gr like
[Unknown7]: he was suicidal um around that
[Unknown8]: j
[Unknown7]: time and
[Unknown7]: recently i saw
[Unknown8]: so was jake lloyd by the way
[Unknown5]: hm
[Unknown7]: that sounds about right i think i remember
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: hearing something around that so recently like in preparation for our show tonight
[Unknown7]: right
[Unknown7]: i was just looking over some stuff and apparently with the new ob one series that
[Unknown7]: was that was that's gearing up
[Unknown7]: i had best like showed some like positive support on twitter and then somehow the
[Unknown7]: question of jagr our banks going to come back and he's like no thank you like i'm
[Unknown7]: happy for everybody you know to be involved but
[Unknown8]: poor guy
[Unknown7]: i'm not i'm not gonna be doing that so you know all that to say who would i recast
[Unknown7]: like which actor would i recast
[Unknown7]: i will actually go out on a limb and recast chancellor valorem i would like to see
[Unknown8]: what
[Unknown7]: i don't hate terence sta you asked me a question they like i'm trying we're trying
[Unknown7]: to work with the question so tt stamp i'm gonna swap him out
[Unknown8]: four
[Unknown7]: gilbert got freed
[Unknown8]: oh god
[Unknown7]: mother pucker no seriously
[Unknown8]: it's too small apt p have gilbert godfred play papin
[Unknown6]: now
[Unknown7]: well sure but no
[Unknown8]: my queen they'll done nothing in the senate
[Unknown7]: hm he's so he's too
[Unknown8]: be great
[Unknown7]: loud i want a loud
[Unknown7]: mouth i want a loud mouth as as chancellor valorem and like and then any see cause
[Unknown8]: it's too too loud
[Unknown7]: like with all those swirling rumors going around terence st i mean he's got too
[Unknown7]: much gravitas and and like an air of respect that made it really difficult for me
[Unknown7]: to like believe him as as like chancellor so
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown7]: it it felt like when he would win win the no vote confidence no vote of confidence
[Unknown7]: uh flared up and he sat down he's like i've got other side hustles he didn't look
[Unknown8]: yeah exactly yeah yeah he's like oh well well it's done my p my part here is that
[Unknown7]: destroyed to me i was someone
[Unknown8]: i'm out
[Unknown7]: you know you know i got he he was probably thinking i've got nf ts i can farm it's
[Unknown7]: all
[Unknown8]: what
[Unknown7]: good so
[Unknown8]: what
[Unknown7]: i want i would go with gilbert godfred or a serious recast um
[Unknown7]: i would go with the
[Unknown7]: thinking time frame did do do
[Unknown6]: it's important
[Unknown8]: tonight can i offer a suggestion
[Unknown7]: give me some time yeah offer a suggestion while i'm processing
[Unknown8]: honestly and i know this has an impact on everything else that happens after but i
[Unknown8]: would have flipped tarn stamp and ian macdermott how have
[Unknown7]: oh
[Unknown8]: ian mark dermott be the stupid chancellor and let terence stamp play the fucking
[Unknown8]: villain
[Unknown6]: no
[Unknown8]: through the rest of the thing
[Unknown6]: no
[Unknown8]: oh man i just cause ter
[Unknown5]: i think that could really work yeah you could see
[Unknown8]: tros stamp is the eternal zud
[Unknown5]: the like rise of palpatine yeah yeah
[Unknown8]: yeah he's odd like
[Unknown5]: let
[Unknown8]: to me is the ultimate villain
[Unknown5]: they could have done that like having palpatine be more of like a smithers type
[Unknown5]: maybe
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: like a bit of bumbling
[Unknown8]: oh
[Unknown5]: to
[Unknown8]: cool cool i like that
[Unknown5]: like a zod like chancellor valorem but have him also be conspiring to overthrow
[Unknown5]: him yeah that that's a di a different
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown5]: angle
[Unknown6]: hey hey hey guys
[Unknown5]: i like that luciana are getting sidetrack though
[Unknown6]: that's for the
[Unknown7]: i've got
[Unknown6]: end of the podcast we have
[Unknown6]: a question
[Unknown5]: yeah yeah okay okay
[Unknown7]: two
[Unknown6]: for that could you please stay on target
[Unknown7]: i've
[Unknown5]: stay on target
[Unknown6]: so
[Unknown7]: james
[Unknown5]: okay
[Unknown7]: gardner james garner
[Unknown6]: james conner okay
[Unknown8]: okay all right all right
[Unknown6]: i believe it
[Unknown7]: anyways
[Unknown5]: so hm
[Unknown6]: um i want to go next because i i think there's a very obvious one and it's jake
[Unknown6]: um i want to go next because i i think there's a very obvious one and it's jake
[Unknown6]: lloyd
[Unknown6]: lloyd
[Unknown7]: oh
[Unknown7]: but he
[Unknown7]: was a
[Unknown8]: i mean
[Unknown6]: dot i
[Unknown7]: kid at cherry thinking i'm curious
[Unknown8]: he didn't do anything he wasn't great but he wasn't badd
[Unknown6]: but but
[Unknown7]: it's not his fault
[Unknown6]: nah but that's bull because there are
[Unknown7]: how
[Unknown6]: plenty of very talented child actors that could have played that can play roles
[Unknown6]: and
[Unknown7]: how old was haley joel osmond at that time
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown8]: okay okay but wait oh that's a good point but l but wait wait wait but wait wait
[Unknown7]: it's not my suggestion but i'm just curious
[Unknown6]: i think he was up for it in the casting w w what would
[Unknown8]: wait
[Unknown8]: na na natalie portman is an actually
[Unknown8]: very good actress and even her acting in this is garbage because the direction
[Unknown8]: doesn't help
[Unknown6]: okay but you don't you don't get to say i can't replace a character because
[Unknown8]: well you can't replace whoever the you want
[Unknown6]: i don't i want to yeah but like what
[Unknown8]: yeah but don't
[Unknown6]: what what else am i replacing based on if not bad acting
[Unknown8]: i mean if you're gonna do that you can replace anybody really
[Unknown6]: and i'm picking the kid
[Unknown8]: alright fine be be one of more one more person that hates on jake lloyd be that
[Unknown6]: i don't hate him i just don't think he did a good job acting in this movie
[Unknown8]: way
[Unknown7]: damn
[Unknown8]: whoa
[Unknown8]: that was most of his lines
[Unknown7]: you say slee old
[Unknown8]: yeah yeah
[Unknown6]: i i rest my case
[Unknown8]: also that scene i was paying attention to the po to the pod racing scene and that
[Unknown8]: helmet was comically large and so were the goggles it's ridiculous but anyway
[Unknown6]: yes
[Unknown8]: i you wanna go first mike because mine's gonna be controversial
[Unknown5]: for sure i i'll i have two short answers like a silly one and a serious one i
[Unknown5]: think
[Unknown5]: the the silly one is uh sebba i didn't like that he had his own language i i
[Unknown5]: really wish he maybe spoke well what is it's not even english it's what galactic
[Unknown5]: basic
[Unknown6]: wow
[Unknown5]: i i think
[Unknown7]: six
[Unknown5]: jack jack nicholson think jack neelsen would be pretty awesome
[Unknown6]: wow you fucking racist just stealing people's cultural notes now you speak common
[Unknown5]: yeah yeah
[Unknown6]: it's better for us
[Unknown5]: exactly um
[Unknown6]: also be a white human
[Unknown5]: exactly i think that would be great
[Unknown5]: but
[Unknown5]: but uh more s so yeah natalie portman who's amazing and she was amazing
[Unknown7]: he
[Unknown5]: and so much stuff before that too like going back to the professional and who
[Unknown5]: knows be it before that and and everything
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown5]: i've seen her in since and she i just it's so frustrating how wouldn't i find her
[Unknown5]: in that and again that's
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: not her
[Unknown8]: hm
[Unknown5]: fault it's you know the script or the direction or something so i was just trying
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown5]: right now trying to think of actresses of that era of approximately that age who i
[Unknown5]: think
[Unknown5]: might have had enough like of a different type of spin to their personality to
[Unknown5]: like put a a different spin on on pad me and i was thinking christina richi
[Unknown7]: okay
[Unknown5]: she might have been around like
[Unknown8]: oh that would have been very
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown8]: a very different energy
[Unknown5]: she would be age
[Unknown7]: no
[Unknown5]: appropriate i think she could play it well in
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown5]: terms of the trying to be all demure and queen like and then get more action he as
[Unknown5]: needed and carry that through to the next two movies i think i'm a huge fan of
[Unknown5]: hers and i think i think she would have been really awesome
[Unknown7]: i'm not against that but you guys remember karen knightley was the decoy too yeah
[Unknown8]: yeah yeah
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: she's also a good actress well not as good as natalie
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: portman which is also a decent actress that is super wooden in this
[Unknown7]: but you know what also pisses me the go go
[Unknown6]: i mean she she does more acting in it than fucking nowy portman does half the time
[Unknown7]: hm
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: what pisses me off about the about the script is that even as even as like it was
[Unknown7]: disproportionately in favor for different chunks and those characters within it so
[Unknown7]: quigo ob one exchange there were there were there were there were more subtleties
[Unknown7]: in tones like ob one had range to emote palpatine had like you could tell there
[Unknown7]: were layers and he's chewing scenes but why was it that ada for for or padma and
[Unknown7]: abi do why was it so restricted i'm sure i'm not sure
[Unknown8]: i so i i think i have a theory it's because i don't know if you notice but any
[Unknown8]: time either cy or or natalie portman were in padma garb they were speaking in this
[Unknown8]: weird town and so i think it was like a
[Unknown6]: a batman theory
[Unknown8]: it
[Unknown8]: well yeah but like more like the direction saying oh you have to speak in a way
[Unknown8]: that's kind of weird that's that was the direction that they got
[Unknown6]: i mean they spoke weird when they
[Unknown8]: it
[Unknown6]: were the queen there
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown6]: was like i am la quain of nab
[Unknown8]: yeah that's what i'm saying so that when they were on medal garb they were like i
[Unknown8]: she has laughed i will tell how de you had
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: hair like it's and i think
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown8]: they didn't have enough direction and she was young yeah young she was eighteen
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: and noty portman and i think your was like fifteen
[Unknown7]: he
[Unknown8]: so so that like
[Unknown6]: who who who is fifteen
[Unknown7]: kira
[Unknown8]: curly
[Unknown7]: knightley the decoy
[Unknown7]: knightley the decoy
[Unknown6]: oh yeah yeah yeah
[Unknown8]: yeah so i yeah i i agree with you like i i was i it was jarring how wooden she was
[Unknown8]: especially and i i commented this with you guys when we were watching when i was
[Unknown8]: watching that it got it got worse as it progressed
[Unknown7]: no
[Unknown8]: on the movie so i don't know for me
[Unknown7]: can i say one more thing after
[Unknown8]: go for it
[Unknown7]: i'm saying we're seeing no that's okay uh i i i i i yield my request
[Unknown8]: so
[Unknown6]: um
[Unknown8]: my
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: replacement the person i would replace
[Unknown8]: would be liam nien
[Unknown7]: okay what do you think to o
[Unknown8]: and not because i like his
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: fight scene that he's in is dreadful and he makes this seem worse every time he
[Unknown8]: has to do anything other than walk and look like he's in a poncho is that so i i'm
[Unknown8]: not sure
[Unknown8]: portrayal of kaigan as like the wisened master when he wasn't fighting but every
[Unknown8]: i was wing my brain while you guys are talking to think who i would replace him
[Unknown8]: with
[Unknown7]: is it
[Unknown8]: and i really couldn't come up with anything but cause like i remember back in the
[Unknown8]: day like back in those days he was seeing a somewhat of an action actor right
[Unknown7]: two
[Unknown8]: but like who would i replace him with that is a good actor and also can do action
[Unknown8]: scenes
[Unknown6]: kur russell
[Unknown8]: kurt russell yeah i the artist alone
[Unknown6]: the thing is is like kurt russell actually can act overall whereas we know that
[Unknown6]: salon definitely cannot
[Unknown8]: stone kind of can
[Unknown6]: what
[Unknown8]: if he has a lot of direction which would have been a problem in this movie
[Unknown8]: so okay let's go cur car some works
[Unknown5]: wasn't i might be wrong i'm sure i think i read somewhere wasn't the original plan
[Unknown5]: to use an asian actor for
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown5]: like someone like you know ken watanabe or or someone i i i'd have to look that up
[Unknown8]: i mean given the name
[Unknown8]: oh see okay there you go canon a have been great yeah i think so
[Unknown7]: but age appropriate would he be
[Unknown5]: yeah i
[Unknown7]: would he would he be age okay
[Unknown5]: so you'd fit with a
[Unknown8]: i think so
[Unknown5]: more a stoic stereo like not
[Unknown5]: like i guess the samurai of like you know wearing the pancho and being very stoic
[Unknown8]: yeah the the zen sort of yeah
[Unknown5]: all the time i think
[Unknown7]: that's a great idea i i i love that actually
[Unknown8]: yeah but and instead we got an irishman playing the
[Unknown6]: hey
[Unknown8]: guy with the chinese name
[Unknown6]: just wanna
[Unknown8]: the scot played the guy with the japanese name
[Unknown6]: yeah so so what are we going with here we're going with um kind of what ta abe
[Unknown6]: we're
[Unknown8]: k with an abi yeah yeah i like that idea too yeah
[Unknown6]: going with okay okay sure yeah i mean um i like liam nissan a lot and i
[Unknown7]: i like ken personally
[Unknown7]: true
[Unknown6]: can't i can't believe you're kicking out of his own movie during his special
[Unknown6]: festival
[Unknown8]: that's the thing like it's like i can't kick him out cause otherwise we wouldn't
[Unknown8]: be talking about it here
[Unknown5]: in his own movie
[Unknown6]: but i
[Unknown5]: in his own themed month too so
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: but hey this is
[Unknown7]: the pe
[Unknown6]: hey liam nisan you're wrong
[Unknown8]: he i never said i am not a monster
[Unknown6]: yeah well it's it's like i said it's the ultimate the ultimate put down is telling
[Unknown6]: the person you're celebrating that he's wrong so hey i'm here for it
[Unknown7]: with e
[Unknown6]: um next question on
[Unknown7]: he could handle it
[Unknown6]: our list um well this is i don't know how long we're gonna spend on this one uh we
[Unknown6]: usually ask at this time could this been a netflix series
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown6]: and i think the answer
[Unknown6]: is
[Unknown8]: we know we can of course we can
[Unknown6]: technically it's not on netflix but yes the answer is
[Unknown7]: yes
[Unknown8]: yeah it's a disney plus series and it's still going
[Unknown6]: we're gonna we're gonna slide down on this um
[Unknown6]: just jump this question so we have some more time to use later
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: you know so mike this question i think you're gonna have to start with this
[Unknown6]: question because
[Unknown6]: you worked at a theater for a month of this run what we what we want you to tell
[Unknown6]: us is
[Unknown6]: if if someone wants to watch
[Unknown7]: you think
[Unknown6]: this movie and they've never watched this in before shocker i now what
[Unknown7]: six
[Unknown6]: what what are they gonna need to bring from the concession stand to make it
[Unknown6]: through this movie now you don't have to limit yourself to an actual movie theatre
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown6]: concession stand sometimes in a movie i'm not saying it's this one but sometimes
[Unknown8]: so
[Unknown6]: in a movie you need to bring um a toilet or
[Unknown7]: but
[Unknown6]: you know a good yeah sure maybe maybe you want something really fun and awesome
[Unknown8]: a again to shoot yourself in the face with
[Unknown6]: super like a
[Unknown7]: here
[Unknown6]: bouncy castle i don't know but you know what are you gonna need to make through
[Unknown6]: bouncy castle i don't know but you know what are you gonna need to make through
[Unknown6]: bouncy castle i don't know but you know what are you gonna need to make through
[Unknown6]: this this movie is the question
[Unknown6]: this this movie is the question
[Unknown6]: this this movie is the question
[Unknown5]: oh man that's a good question
[Unknown7]: eight
[Unknown5]: i think uh
[Unknown5]: well i think that the best possible answer to that is hype self generated
[Unknown7]: heck
[Unknown5]: or otherwise um cause
[Unknown6]: just i want to interject you
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown6]: real quickly the early two thousands there
[Unknown5]: unless you mean a physical okay go ahead
[Unknown6]: there were in the early two thousands there was a energy drink called type so you
[Unknown6]: could also get some of that if you'd like
[Unknown8]: that is true
[Unknown7]: really
[Unknown5]: that would
[Unknown8]: that is true
[Unknown5]: work and in fact
[Unknown6]: okay
[Unknown5]: yeah i actually
[Unknown5]: yeah we had to caffeinated up big time for the the first day of actu work and i
[Unknown5]: mean just just my own personal story with a bunch of friends from the theater like
[Unknown5]: we saw the midnight show and then our first day of open open for business here's
[Unknown5]: like you know six show times a day phantoms we all we had morning shows as well
[Unknown5]: and we all just decided to stay up
[Unknown5]: and after
[Unknown8]: uh teenagers
[Unknown5]: the midnight show yep
[Unknown6]: brilliant
[Unknown5]: we've had oh
[Unknown8]: i remember those days
[Unknown5]: well let's go to you know we'll we'll let's uh go to an all night diner and then
[Unknown5]: let's just wander around and you know and i think we've been
[Unknown7]: nine
[Unknown5]: popped over someone's house for a bit and then realize like oh wait a minute all
[Unknown5]: our shifts started uh like ten am but there's show times as early as eight a m why
[Unknown5]: don't we all go see that's eight a m show then start
[Unknown7]: ah
[Unknown5]: work
[Unknown7]: oh
[Unknown8]: oh god
[Unknown5]: and uh that was such a mistake because uh
[Unknown5]: and uh that was such a mistake because uh
[Unknown6]: the darkness
[Unknown5]: like we're yeah we were still riding high from the midnight show and like oh my
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown5]: god yeah i had problems but star wars is back and yeah and then eight a m we were
[Unknown5]: just
[Unknown5]: just flat lined and not into it and so yes i say and energy drinks of any kind
[Unknown8]: dead
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown5]: anything that can just boost those dopamine levels and allow you to you know
[Unknown5]: actually enjoy
[Unknown8]: like cocaine
[Unknown5]: yeah that works too i you know i'm glad you said what i was thinking so i didn't
[Unknown5]: have to um
[Unknown5]: yeah it was uh it that it was not a fun movie uh tired and unh so you know
[Unknown5]: whatever whatever one could do
[Unknown8]: six
[Unknown5]: to
[Unknown6]: okay
[Unknown5]: just boost yourself and do it
[Unknown6]: it's a secondary ranking from mike there
[Unknown6]: not a good movie if tired and un hyped put it on the box
[Unknown7]: that would go on yeah
[Unknown8]: yeah star
[Unknown7]: put it on the on the yeah
[Unknown8]: star wars episode one tired and
[Unknown6]: great great job
[Unknown7]: don't do it
[Unknown6]: i think that those things are all very good i would definitely say an energy drink
[Unknown6]: i some you know i hate to do this every week but an edible or two probably would
[Unknown6]: help po perk this movie up for you
[Unknown7]: hey
[Unknown8]: really i think if you would just fall asleep if you had an edible
[Unknown6]: well no no i don't think so because the as chris pointed out like there are
[Unknown6]: periods where this movie is very fun some of the cg works great the light
[Unknown8]: true
[Unknown6]: saber battle is is fun um
[Unknown6]: i think one of the things that misses is it needs more space battles i think just
[Unknown6]: having the one
[Unknown7]: he
[Unknown6]: at the end and you just get a very light touch of it because you have to follow
[Unknown6]: around uh an idiot succeed
[Unknown6]: through
[Unknown8]: again
[Unknown6]: damase it's not that he does it it's that they do it so many times it's the
[Unknown6]: problem
[Unknown8]: yes
[Unknown7]: four
[Unknown8]: yes yes
[Unknown6]: so there are periods where you're like you want perk up and check out the movie
[Unknown6]: and like
[Unknown6]: maybe that'll help make the politics a bit better because i'd face
[Unknown7]: hey
[Unknown6]: value some of the politics was all right until they continued to pass the first
[Unknown6]: like ten minutes
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown6]: um so i don't know what you need to
[Unknown8]: i honestly doesn't bother me that much the politics of it
[Unknown6]: so maybe you need something like i suggest just getting you know fruit by the foot
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown6]: so if if you can eat a foot
[Unknown6]: every five minutes then
[Unknown7]: mm
[Unknown6]: get a number of feet proportional to that length of time so if the movies what
[Unknown6]: movies like two hours i call it um
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: so you need what uh what we got it
[Unknown7]: oh my god
[Unknown6]: here that's five twenty
[Unknown6]: forty feet of
[Unknown5]: forty feet
[Unknown6]: forty feet of fruit by the
[Unknown5]: a fruit
[Unknown6]: foot yeah got fort feet of fruit by foot
[Unknown6]: and you just
[Unknown5]: that's a fun sentence
[Unknown7]: eight
[Unknown6]: slowly eat that because
[Unknown5]: o
[Unknown6]: if you're eating
[Unknown7]: mm hm
[Unknown6]: you can't fall asleep
[Unknown7]: that's interesting i i've kind of hear for that that sounds that sounds fun
[Unknown5]: do they sell it
[Unknown6]: as
[Unknown5]: by the yard like can you just you know hold one giant wheel of it in your lap like
[Unknown5]: a cheese wheel and just be kind of like
[Unknown7]: no
[Unknown8]: it's just like
[Unknown6]: no
[Unknown8]: cost just like
[Unknown7]: it's it's like it
[Unknown7]: it's it's like it
[Unknown5]: yeah just like
[Unknown8]: inter uninterruptedly just guzzling it
[Unknown7]: it's just like the it's just like
[Unknown6]: all right
[Unknown7]: uh the the suv loki uh steak and you just hold it and then you nibble on it as it
[Unknown7]: like unfurls so you hold a rod and you're just like double headed fruit by the
[Unknown6]: it turned it's it's gotta turn for you chris it turns
[Unknown7]: footing grazing it's what
[Unknown5]: yeah yeah
[Unknown6]: for you and you just gotta sit there
[Unknown8]: what
[Unknown7]: that's right and there's a little button on it
[Unknown8]: yeah just like put it in a sarma spin now put in a
[Unknown8]: shit and just like tilt your head and just let it go yeah
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown7]: and in true movie theater going experience fashion you can get a light saber
[Unknown7]: scharma activated motorized fruit by the foot for only four payments of ninety
[Unknown7]: nine ninety nine
[Unknown6]: listen i think i look at me
[Unknown8]: i think we found another thing we need from the
[Unknown8]: concession standards now
[Unknown7]: it's
[Unknown7]: well that's that's mats i don't want to take i don't want to like you know creat
[Unknown6]: okay
[Unknown7]: creep on that ah can i go i'm excited cool
[Unknown6]: you
[Unknown8]: go
[Unknown6]: don't need hate chris you don't ask
[Unknown7]: i respect all of you
[Unknown6]: permission it's a podcast
[Unknown8]: no you you first of all you
[Unknown8]: don't second of well just go
[Unknown7]: yes i do listen
[Unknown7]: listen okay so um on the energy drink i was thinking the same thing in terms of of
[Unknown7]: just like being hype for it like piggy backing and thinking back to that time and
[Unknown7]: i was like all about this movie yes let's go so monster ultra energy drink that's
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown7]: that's a flavor this is for act one so
[Unknown7]: monster ultra energy drink plus twisters during act one because you're like oh
[Unknown7]: this is yes yes yes yes yes because you need the sugar and you need more sugar
[Unknown8]: bless twizlers jesus
[Unknown7]: liquid sugar to get through that true federation blockade when i was a teenager i
[Unknown8]: uh
[Unknown7]: didn't give a fuck about the politics i'm like where is the action gonna start yes
[Unknown6]: chris
[Unknown6]: chris can i put my twizzlers can i bite off
[Unknown7]: mm hm
[Unknown6]: the ends and put it into the energy drink to drink the energy drink through my
[Unknown7]: yes
[Unknown6]: twister straw
[Unknown7]: yes sir
[Unknown8]: like a like a straw yeah i i think you'd have to i think you'd have to
[Unknown6]: yeah okay thank you yeah yeah
[Unknown7]: i love that and sometimes when it got when it got old and like like you had it for
[Unknown7]: too many co like the soda would start
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: to like erode your twizlers straw you're like i drinking this is fun
[Unknown7]: anymore let me get a new twister strand
[Unknown6]: i don't like this creamy texture
[Unknown8]: yeah no and then it's like it's got to a point where it's like brittle but also
[Unknown8]: too hard
[Unknown6]: yeah it's not cool
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: but yeah do that
[Unknown7]: is it for act yeah and then for act two mountain dew because like pepsi was all
[Unknown7]: over the fucking uh like product push for
[Unknown7]: star wars back then and with the like do you guys remember like the different
[Unknown8]: yeah it was it was
[Unknown7]: pepsi actors
[Unknown5]: oh good memory they had those cups too with the
[Unknown7]: on the cans and i was trying to
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: collect some of those yeah yeah yeah cups
[Unknown5]: yeah the cup holders with like the severed top halves of characters on them or
[Unknown5]: maybe
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: that was like only at specific
[Unknown8]: that was one of the first times i've
[Unknown5]: places
[Unknown8]: we saw that kind of stuff in brazil
[Unknown5]: okay
[Unknown8]: actually
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: it was it wasn't that common in brazil and we like it was like what is this there
[Unknown8]: s but this is star wars what does it have to do with pepsi because we were very
[Unknown8]: confused in brazil
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown7]: so mountain dew and chicken fingers for act two because you need to balance all
[Unknown7]: that sugar and have get some like protein then for act three especially with like
[Unknown6]: sorry chris what is what is act two comprise
[Unknown7]: yes
[Unknown7]: oh it's mountain dew and chicken fingers
[Unknown6]: no no what part of the movie
[Unknown8]: no but why why is the f in the movie what's
[Unknown7]: oh that's that's that's ta that's tattooing and nabu and tech like the the act two
[Unknown7]: is all on tante for me that's the biggest chunk
[Unknown8]: because you're you're you're acting as if this movie has a structure which come on
[Unknown6]: it does not
[Unknown7]: well
[Unknown8]: it does not
[Unknown7]: that's not the point that's just how i broke it up three acts go with it third act
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown7]: especially leading up to like all the fighting and the all the all the fight
[Unknown7]: scenes right like you know the the star quote unquote mini star battle in nebo and
[Unknown7]: the gunns and and the you know the light sapper fight
[Unknown7]: um crystal pepsi red bull this is your fusion check be ha plus popcorn score bites
[Unknown7]: and new balanced sneakers to get on your toes for that mother jedi fucking battle
[Unknown7]: fury scene and your battle light saver that you're gonna order from battle light
[Unknown7]: sabers dot com y that was high
[Unknown8]: so are you
[Unknown8]: are you considering that like act three starts with dual of the fate
[Unknown7]: i let's just let's let's say yes because when when they trigger that song which
[Unknown7]: kicks off all of the different
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: action scenes
[Unknown8]: that was that moment even even this time it was i was like i was
[Unknown8]: hyped for it i was like i knew i knew what was coming it was like let's go i'm
[Unknown7]: feeling it
[Unknown8]: here for
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: it that song does those things
[Unknown5]: mm hm
[Unknown7]: do john williams the goat
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: that's my that's my survival kit
[Unknown6]: okay i love it
[Unknown8]: well i'll just add one thing for my
[Unknown6]: one
[Unknown8]: survival kit which is
[Unknown8]: wood carving tools because of all the wood that we've seen in the acting we're
[Unknown7]: okay thank you for clarifying all the wood we've seen in the
[Unknown8]: going to need those
[Unknown8]: yeah i mean did i phrase it the way i did
[Unknown8]: on purpose maybe we'll see
[Unknown7]: okay okay
[Unknown6]: you yield your time i think we're good
[Unknown8]: either
[Unknown6]: okay
[Unknown8]: you you yield it for me
[Unknown6]: yeah you're welcome that's why i'm the host i'm just helping i'm helping the show
[Unknown7]: forcefully i yield your time i yield your time
[Unknown6]: along with di force
[Unknown8]: segued i
[Unknown6]: ha ha
[Unknown8]: i was segued
[Unknown7]: i yield your time
[Unknown6]: i i used to force on that one um
[Unknown6]: so
[Unknown8]: this a for segue
[Unknown6]: thanks for telling them the joke
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: for that luciano
[Unknown8]: was it it
[Unknown6]: how
[Unknown8]: okay fine
[Unknown6]: how does
[Unknown8]: oh
[Unknown6]: saboba distress
[Unknown8]: i mean we saw it he had three tw legs massaging him that i mean i don't i i don't
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown6]: i thought he chokes out gunns
[Unknown8]: i while having the two lex massaging sure
[Unknown6]: sure okay
[Unknown7]: dale he's got a
[Unknown8]: not gun guns he he
[Unknown6]: judger
[Unknown8]: he chokes like no all kids 'cause he hates anakin
[Unknown6]: wait but
[Unknown7]: three
[Unknown6]: doesn't he try he chalks out
[Unknown8]: yeah but because
[Unknown7]: there was only one gun gun
[Unknown8]: because george or jar jarred all over his food
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: it wasn't his fault i was hoping he'd killed
[Unknown6]: that does maybe but i'm saying
[Unknown8]: georg this time around every time i watch every time i watch one of the pre cool
[Unknown8]: movies i want georg to die know he's not going to buy i want to
[Unknown6]: but so boba still might enjoy talking about
[Unknown8]: fair
[Unknown6]: it's
[Unknown8]: maybe he has like he cause he walks with his hands and he jokes with his
[Unknown8]: feet right
[Unknown7]: huh
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: which is a very weird thing
[Unknown6]: so
[Unknown8]: maybe may he used one foot for
[Unknown6]: i bet
[Unknown8]: each while being massaged by the three
[Unknown6]: yeah okay
[Unknown8]: legs i don't know
[Unknown7]: for some reason it just sounds awful
[Unknown5]: and now just imagine if if jack nicholson was playing sebba as i suggested
[Unknown5]: wouldn't that be great still walking on
[Unknown7]: j
[Unknown5]: his
[Unknown8]: well
[Unknown5]: hands and strangling with his feet
[Unknown8]: well look here
[Unknown8]: you stupid mother fucker
[Unknown7]: i only i can't i don't have a
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown7]: nicholson i can't it's too raspy for me i i am too i'm too raspy
[Unknown8]: you just have to sound like you're like you're completely insane that's all
[Unknown7]: and hm
[Unknown6]: good job you do that anyways um
[Unknown6]: good i like the answer i think it's a solid answer
[Unknown5]: your banha pud kid
[Unknown6]: it's it's a solid answer overall i think i think we're going to go next to um mike
[Unknown6]: mike
[Unknown6]: um let's see who needs to who are we really curious about oh
[Unknown6]: celsius
[Unknown7]: sure
[Unknown6]: how does captain stupid distress
[Unknown6]: how does captain stupid distress
[Unknown5]: i don't think he
[Unknown6]: he
[Unknown5]: knows how
[Unknown5]: he looks like he looks like the most high strung character in the movie
[Unknown8]: yeah he does he does
[Unknown5]: captain pena just has
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown5]: this perpetual look on his face of like why does no one listen to my ideas
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: cause you're dumb that's your name
[Unknown5]: it's true
[Unknown5]: um i i think he distresses by getting the hell off nabu
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown6]: okay
[Unknown5]: i i could see that guy being like one of those
[Unknown5]: i actually looked up the actor after you mentioned him earlier hugh corsi he was
[Unknown5]: also an wind commander
[Unknown7]: hey
[Unknown8]: oh god poor guide
[Unknown5]: yeah the the nineteen
[Unknown6]: no
[Unknown5]: ninety eight or nine wink
[Unknown6]: no that movie is classic
[Unknown5]: i could imagine him just like you know being one of those day jobs like he doesn't
[Unknown5]: seem particularly like devoted in his job he's just like i am soldier man let's do
[Unknown5]: this let's go here now i don't know if that's
[Unknown8]: he's like a nine to fiver
[Unknown5]: yeah yeah so i i would i would hope that he just dashes off to like one of the you
[Unknown5]: know hot planet casinos or whatnot he might have some high roller like alternate
[Unknown5]: you know identity or lifestyle i i could see him being like orlando type when he
[Unknown5]: needs to unwind so so in my head cannon whenever he's not like being annoyed at
[Unknown5]: and how easily break into
[Unknown8]: that
[Unknown5]: that palace is and maybe they you know have to deal with that every single weekend
[Unknown5]: for all i know um he's just getting the fuck off planet and uh and adventuring and
[Unknown5]: because he yeah he carries himself with like the the like air of that coworker who
[Unknown5]: doesn't want you to know he has a more exciting life outside of the office
[Unknown5]: so
[Unknown8]: no yeah i i can see it
[Unknown7]: do you want to know something do you want to know something crazy that i just
[Unknown7]: found out on comma cook resources com
[Unknown7]: captain panaca be
[Unknown6]: this better
[Unknown6]: fucking have to do with the movie
[Unknown8]: wait a minute
[Unknown7]: yes it does yes it does
[Unknown8]: wait a minute you didn't go to star wars random com how dare you
[Unknown6]: yeah i'm disgusted
[Unknown7]: no star wars um like after episode one captain puna became an imperial moth like
[Unknown7]: maf gidon
[Unknown5]: what
[Unknown5]: canonically like in books or in comics and such okay
[Unknown5]: canonically like in books or in comics and such okay
[Unknown8]: wait we have
[Unknown8]: wait i i i i need to add this we had a grand math pana
[Unknown8]: wait i i i i need to add this we had a grand math pana
[Unknown7]: yes canonically
[Unknown7]: uh
[Unknown8]: that is amazing
[Unknown6]: well
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown7]: yeah he yeah it happened
[Unknown5]: wait the
[Unknown8]: i mean i don't blame him i don't blame him he's like maybe if i'm gonna be a a
[Unknown8]: soldier let me go be a soldier in an actual army not in this fucking
[Unknown8]: motley crew of idiots
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: eight
[Unknown7]: it happened in
[Unknown8]: wow
[Unknown7]: in an author claudia gray's twenty seventeen novel lay a princess of alder on and
[Unknown7]: that yeah
[Unknown8]: wow
[Unknown5]: i'm just looking
[Unknown6]: canon
[Unknown5]: him up now as well chris and uh i this just blows my mind that the actor's last
[Unknown5]: name is the character's first name
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown8]: i'm probably on purpose
[Unknown5]: that's a slow slow naming day for lucas but anyway moving on
[Unknown8]: the brazilian dude was was on vacation that day
[Unknown5]: yeah yeah
[Unknown6]: yes let us move on to
[Unknown6]: chris
[Unknown7]: yes sir
[Unknown6]: chris
[Unknown7]: hmm
[Unknown6]: a very important question for you
[Unknown7]: oh gosh i can't wait
[Unknown6]: how does
[Unknown6]: venus valorem distress ever he'd lost his job
[Unknown7]: oh my god i know like
[Unknown6]: like a bitch i don't i don't
[Unknown7]: a bit
[Unknown6]: know how the senate works but i'm very concerned that one person can call for a
[Unknown6]: vot of confidence and then
[Unknown7]: so
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: you're out that's it there's no like due process
[Unknown6]: you're out that's it there's no like due process
[Unknown8]: well no no on the second no no no on the second movie they they have a ia and i
[Unknown8]: third emotion bo
[Unknown6]: oh they clean it up okay good
[Unknown8]: y oh yeah yeah
[Unknown7]: it's the big g yeah that's why he decides to sit down and just be like look the
[Unknown7]: system is the system
[Unknown8]: he's like oh this this shit again
[Unknown6]: that's
[Unknown7]: it like you know i'm just gonna i'm just gonna get my life in order to start to
[Unknown7]: work on living my best life so the answer
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: is is is is a retreat a retreat package he he used all he had some republic
[Unknown7]: credits squirreled away for a rainy day just to like break the monotony
[Unknown6]: how how many republic credits would you say
[Unknown7]: i i feel like it's in the fifty thousand range
[Unknown6]: okay mike can you yeah can you convert that to floppies for us please
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown8]: and how how many floppies are those
[Unknown7]: i mean
[Unknown7]: yeah i i my k my floppy sorry go ahead sorry
[Unknown5]: it was i'm just quickly calculating here and my something something galactic yeah
[Unknown5]: thirty seven thousand
[Unknown7]: ah
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown6]: there you go look at that
[Unknown6]: there you go look at that
[Unknown7]: that's a lot of that's a lot that's a lot
[Unknown7]: that's a lot of that's a lot that's a lot
[Unknown8]: makes sense make sense
[Unknown5]: that's that's quite a bit
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: and so he
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: spends on on himself to to treat himself to help him reset right but following you
[Unknown7]: know the vote of no confidence he went for a vigorous round of acupuncture
[Unknown7]: followed by a yoga
[Unknown8]: oh
[Unknown7]: retreat in order
[Unknown8]: i was scared
[Unknown7]: to like reenter and just like get
[Unknown6]: hm
[Unknown7]: that blood flowing to places like it's just too much in his shoulders you know
[Unknown7]: what i mean
[Unknown6]: how many how many twilights were there
[Unknown7]: i can neither confirm nor deny and what happens on yoga retreat stays at yogurt
[Unknown7]: retreat but the answer is seven
[Unknown6]: oh nice
[Unknown5]: but what happens at baby yoga retreats
[Unknown6]: i don't
[Unknown7]: what the
[Unknown8]: what and what
[Unknown7]: that's there's probably a cute and innocent answer to that but
[Unknown7]: like
[Unknown5]: why
[Unknown6]: y
[Unknown7]: following
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: you
[Unknown7]: seven twi legs and
[Unknown7]: seven twi legs and
[Unknown7]: seven twi legs and
[Unknown6]: your yield your time
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: oh my goodness
[Unknown8]: you should have said you should have said he went on a yoda retreat
[Unknown7]: what is that
[Unknown8]: let's leave it a that
[Unknown6]: i hate
[Unknown7]: mm
[Unknown6]: everything about this someone someone
[Unknown7]: i know
[Unknown6]: someone take over about
[Unknown7]: i know what a yoda retreat is i know what a yo's its
[Unknown7]: it's anm r it's an asm r couch session where yoda just speaks to you to help you
[Unknown8]: you you have to
[Unknown7]: get your he's like he's
[Unknown8]: oh
[Unknown7]: like your he's like your business he's political coach hm
[Unknown7]: have you lobbied lobbied at you
[Unknown8]: that's a labi have you come on come on
[Unknown7]: listen i had to i had to figure it out anyways
[Unknown6]: thanks i hate it
[Unknown7]: you know what
[Unknown7]: i said
[Unknown8]: segre you must
[Unknown7]: much i sense much sarcasm a you
[Unknown6]: yod that you're yielding your time um
[Unknown7]: so like you take a shit
[Unknown6]: the phantom menace the phantom menace
[Unknown6]: a k a
[Unknown6]: um what was it this the ghost
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown7]: ghost protocol
[Unknown6]: ghost protocol
[Unknown8]: no not
[Unknown8]: protocol got the goals threat
[Unknown7]: i don't know
[Unknown6]: the
[Unknown7]: ghost threat
[Unknown6]: ghost threat um
[Unknown6]: i'm not sure those names really were fitting of this movie and i'm wondering if we
[Unknown6]: can come up a better title that fits what what happens to it
[Unknown7]: hu
[Unknown6]: and maybe we can keep it in english just for simplicity
[Unknown8]: makes sense
[Unknown6]: if you want
[Unknown6]: i guess it needs to be star wars colon
[Unknown8]: star wars episode one
[Unknown6]: episode one yeah so
[Unknown8]: victory of the bumbling fools
[Unknown6]: yeah it's not it's not wrong
[Unknown7]: the vi the
[Unknown7]: off the cuff but odd point
[Unknown5]: don't beat around
[Unknown7]: shit
[Unknown5]: the bush tell us what you really think
[Unknown8]: uh you
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown8]: know i need some more time
[Unknown7]: i think so i got one so
[Unknown7]: the true for me the true name of this movie
[Unknown6]: i don't
[Unknown7]: is star wars episode midian the hurricane
[Unknown8]: fuck you with this shit
[Unknown7]: the hurricane calm before the store
[Unknown6]: so a lot going on there okay no no it's fine
[Unknown8]: i hate it i fucking i hate it
[Unknown7]: i know cause just like in this fucking movie
[Unknown6]: well that's
[Unknown8]: i hate it
[Unknown6]: true
[Unknown6]: um i mean
[Unknown8]: i
[Unknown6]: i'd go
[Unknown7]: oh wait no no i can i can
[Unknown7]: refine it i can refine it uh the mid so like start so sw episode one
[Unknown8]: i have another one too i have another one too
[Unknown7]: chronicles of the of the mics
[Unknown8]: thank you
[Unknown6]: you you don't get another one that was brutal you're
[Unknown7]: listen i'm refining this less an
[Unknown6]: cut off you cut you're cut you're cut off
[Unknown8]: no no it's clearly star wars is episode one now this is pod racing
[Unknown6]: yana's been there
[Unknown6]: um i
[Unknown5]: how about something like uh
[Unknown8]: excuse me
[Unknown5]: a series of happy accidents like something
[Unknown6]: no no no
[Unknown5]: something like that because it's it's almost like
[Unknown6]: don't lie to people
[Unknown5]: a bunch of just you know peat things that just fluke into place
[Unknown5]: in a way i don't know
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown8]: oh so star wars episode one weekend at bernie's
[Unknown6]: hm
[Unknown5]: that works
[Unknown7]: i was gonna say wars episode what a goofy movie
[Unknown6]: we can't
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown6]: we can't get kagan 'cause you know stabby stabby
[Unknown8]: yeah we can go he is that
[Unknown7]: you must trade him
[Unknown8]: so like just change it a little bit just pick up kig on and he's still alive when
[Unknown6]: yeah yeah the class is like i'm gonna train
[Unknown8]: he goes back with the with the glasses and like hawe shirt
[Unknown6]: and again
[Unknown8]: ekin is the chosen one
[Unknown7]: and
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: attics using his like his pod
[Unknown8]: strange you sound must have quite gone
[Unknown7]: yeah attic is using his pod racing like magnetic mallets to help
[Unknown6]: it look like yeah
[Unknown7]: pop it po uh and help ob one and ov one just like force using like hors puppet in
[Unknown7]: the
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: mouth and and facial
[Unknown8]: see i watched that movie
[Unknown6]: yeah not be here for it
[Unknown7]: the facial met muscles man
[Unknown6]: perfect i think we've know this uh completely um and it'll avoid my suggestion of
[Unknown6]: star wars episode one we didn't know this was that racist story
[Unknown8]: oh yeah yes
[Unknown7]: the gunns man the guns
[Unknown8]: not at the
[Unknown8]: gunns the trade federation
[Unknown6]: the trade federation
[Unknown7]: and then too i couldn't
[Unknown7]: understand
[Unknown8]: wao
[Unknown6]: wao yeah
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: i was i was personally offended at wao i'm like i don't sound like that
[Unknown6]: they were a little too aggressive with how like even the shape of his face was
[Unknown6]: like
[Unknown8]: yeah no da and like you know f mind tricks don't work on me only money i'm like
[Unknown8]: bro
[Unknown7]: right
[Unknown8]: hide it a little bit
[Unknown6]: do you think that's where uh jacob roland got the archetype for the goblins from
[Unknown6]: was wao
[Unknown8]: oh god maybe
[Unknown6]: okay
[Unknown8]: or vice versa
[Unknown6]: well
[Unknown7]: and
[Unknown6]: t just checking
[Unknown8]: that was a that was a tangent
[Unknown6]: ah you're welcome it's all just interconnected and nerd dumb
[Unknown6]: okay so here we come to one i think we will be quick might be divisive what was
[Unknown6]: the most re watchable scene
[Unknown7]: divisive
[Unknown8]: do you think it's the visit cause for me it's pretty obvious
[Unknown6]: well
[Unknown7]: i
[Unknown6]: i'm it's called foreshadowing you fu now
[Unknown8]: i
[Unknown6]: shadow or for whatever the part that comes after
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown8]: four
[Unknown8]: for me the it's the fight between specifically the portion of the fight between ob
[Unknown8]: one and darth mall after kagan dies that's the best thing in the whole movie for
[Unknown8]: me i would rewatch that thing the whole time the choreography
[Unknown7]: yep
[Unknown8]: is great what's the name of the the actor that plays
[Unknown8]: mole
[Unknown7]: ray park ray park
[Unknown6]: ray park
[Unknown8]: i always forget his name ray park he is amazing and small amazing and
[Unknown7]: even though his voice was like dubbed over by peter sofen sara
[Unknown7]: feno
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: for the vocals
[Unknown8]: unnecessarily co
[Unknown8]: didn't have to be anything like that
[Unknown6]: yeah but have you
[Unknown5]: but
[Unknown6]: heard ray park talk
[Unknown5]: yeah he's like a chipper irish dude he's like oh some fish and chips right
[Unknown8]: affair yeah fair that's fair
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: but but i mean but that'd be funny
[Unknown5]: yeah i would be i don't know but
[Unknown6]: this this movie was
[Unknown8]: yes
[Unknown6]: anything but funny
[Unknown8]: yes master i will kill the
[Unknown8]: jedi um anyway i would i would rewatch the portion after that that stupid that was
[Unknown7]: finally we have our even
[Unknown8]: the most star wars thing to like the the
[Unknown7]: energy wall
[Unknown8]: forest red forest fields that were there for no god them reason
[Unknown5]: oh god
[Unknown7]: ho
[Unknown5]: i remember that not that making sense to me because they're in every video game
[Unknown5]: but they took a like a type of i i forgot about those red walls they took a
[Unknown6]: yep
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: barricade that only exists in video game star wars video games specifically to
[Unknown8]: yeah yeah
[Unknown5]: slow you
[Unknown8]: yep
[Unknown5]: down and had them there for no real reason like why why do they do that
[Unknown8]: yet
[Unknown5]: like other than the dramatic effect of like
[Unknown5]: like other than the dramatic effect of like
[Unknown5]: like other than the dramatic effect of like
[Unknown8]: as the like mall just
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: pacing around
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown8]: and like qu on i'm gonna be a jedi now and i'm gonna sit here in the in like a a
[Unknown8]: zen position while i wait to fight this guy and then just die so anyway
[Unknown7]: yeah that was unfortunate
[Unknown8]: the whole scene from the point where the the it opens the last time and o one
[Unknown8]: comes in and slices more in half and until this slice is more than half i love
[Unknown8]: that scene' watch that many many times
[Unknown7]: i did the same i only for me it's the entire the entire jedi battle because of the
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown7]: build up and like we don't know like that that yeah
[Unknown8]: yeah but lim nisan bugles the the action scenes
[Unknown7]: still like yet even as we talk about it and you know for him to be the the you
[Unknown7]: know the knight uh to like the lead master and to still get punked like that there
[Unknown7]: was that moment towards just before he gets stabbed when when kagan almost looks a
[Unknown7]: little a little puzzled and he had of steps back and i was like
[Unknown8]: well
[Unknown7]: was that nisan or was that kaga trying to tactically figure out what his next move
[Unknown8]: no that was that was ne and every time he's talking every
[Unknown7]: but like but they
[Unknown7]: go ahead
[Unknown8]: time he is talking to a c g character he's looking at a completely the wrong place
[Unknown8]: every just go back and watch it pay attention he has no fucking clue where he's
[Unknown8]: looking like he's talking to wao looking at the camera he's talking to the fucking
[Unknown8]: trade federation people looking at their feet it's ridiculous
[Unknown7]: but they had to but you know how many times they had to practice that choreography
[Unknown7]: so maybe that was like i don't think they would have let that slide especially
[Unknown7]: during that scene so for me
[Unknown8]: i don't know he dies
[Unknown7]: it it feels like go ahead
[Unknown8]: is a good is a good way oft in the way he dies like they're finding total toe he
[Unknown8]: almost got the upper hand a couple of times and then he gets like nudged and like
[Unknown8]: stops for ten seconds while moll slices him through it's kinda no i hate that part
[Unknown6]: i actually think that's completely fine it looks dumb because you think they're
[Unknown6]: all you think they're all like great swordsmen
[Unknown7]: times basketball
[Unknown6]: but when was the last time a jedi knt ever fought like you probably didn't expect
[Unknown6]: him
[Unknown8]: well that's
[Unknown6]: to do that right with the light savers
[Unknown8]: fair fair he didn't expect also the like like it wasn't the same it really was a
[Unknown8]: like a bull
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: staff right yeah
[Unknown7]: i would say i age might be a factor because of the first time
[Unknown8]: well yeah
[Unknown7]: he fought he fought mall in on taine he was like mecca winded so maybe it had
[Unknown7]: something to do with like decline declining standard but it doesn't add up
[Unknown8]: but
[Unknown7]: it doesn't add up because like throughout in the
[Unknown6]: just
[Unknown7]: beginning of the movie i completely forgot about the four things that they did
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown6]: bring bring it back in mike's still gotta tell us what he likes
[Unknown7]: speed running anyways
[Unknown7]: sorry sorry i
[Unknown5]: yeah chris
[Unknown7]: apologize
[Unknown5]: anyway i
[Unknown7]: sorry
[Unknown5]: yield my time to chris no i'm kidding i'm kidding um
[Unknown8]: sweet
[Unknown5]: i the pod race is the uh only scene i ive actually thrown on like now and then to
[Unknown5]: rewatch and i think one of you when was complaining about it earlier but the thing
[Unknown5]: i love the most about it is there's no talking
[Unknown5]: very
[Unknown7]: hm
[Unknown5]: minimally um
[Unknown8]: fair fair fair no dialogue is a good thing in this movies yeah
[Unknown5]: the audio mix was really really cool it actually has the whole
[Unknown5]: build up
[Unknown5]: to i don't mean the repairing the pod racer and all this stuff but i just mean
[Unknown5]: like just from the moment you cut to the the racetrack itself unlike the
[Unknown5]: grandiosity itself
[Unknown5]: it feels like there's a lot of breathing room in that whole scene and the pacing
[Unknown5]: of all of that i thought i always thought felt really really good and um
[Unknown5]: and it also had a really good video game if you played
[Unknown6]: um
[Unknown5]: nintendo sixty four and that was yeah go ahead go ahead yeah yeah
[Unknown6]: i don't the only thing i'll sorry mc the only thing i'm gonna take issue with here
[Unknown6]: is um the idea
[Unknown8]: the pacing
[Unknown6]: that that movie was that scene was paced well what
[Unknown6]: fucking
[Unknown5]: yeah yeah
[Unknown8]: yes
[Unknown6]: races three tiny laps like that the the laps were like around the block three
[Unknown6]: times so that we're done
[Unknown5]: that's true that's true
[Unknown8]: getting shot can he shot by send people
[Unknown7]: but
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: y'all y'all
[Unknown5]: art
[Unknown7]: you'll notice like the all the turns and uh obstacles they had to especially in
[Unknown7]: those caverns
[Unknown5]: yeah yeah
[Unknown7]: at the speed the breakneck speed they had to navigate that
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: three lapse makes a lot of sense it
[Unknown6]: no
[Unknown7]: especially with that section of the course to me at least
[Unknown6]: do
[Unknown5]: i i wonder i mean i guess like
[Unknown6]: do one lap but have it like meander
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown7]: then
[Unknown5]: i mean they are
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown5]: playing with the like the time there of it i suppose but like i i mean that the
[Unknown5]: whole scene itself felt like it you know it was like fifteen twenty minutes when i
[Unknown5]: feel like the rest of the movie felt like so rushed from point a to point b
[Unknown5]: literally like planet it a plant of doing this that um i don't know i i enjoy that
[Unknown8]: oh yeah so many powerpoint slide transitions
[Unknown5]: they
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown5]: yeah yeah that they got to we got to hang around with the pod race a little bit
[Unknown5]: and and to the point you mentioned earlier about the ne you know could this work
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown5]: as a netflix series there was a thing on like one of the websites at the time in
[Unknown5]: the build up to the movie where
[Unknown5]: like there were little like bios of each pot race
[Unknown8]: yes
[Unknown5]: or not that they mattered or you knew who they were in the movie at all but they
[Unknown5]: had these like short actually this wasn't on star wars' site i think it was on
[Unknown5]: like dark horses dirt course comic site there were these like mini comics
[Unknown5]: involving the podracers and and then when you finally saw them just made it all
[Unknown5]: the more cruel like hilariously so when like that one dies in the cave and the
[Unknown5]: other one does this and they added a bit to the blue ray that was not in the movie
[Unknown5]: and i totally knew this was new cause i saw the movie like fifty times when he
[Unknown5]: worked the cineplex where the one who dies in the cave you see him like saying bye
[Unknown5]: to his family before the race
[Unknown7]: what
[Unknown5]: starts
[Unknown8]: jesus
[Unknown5]: it's only on the bluey not even the
[Unknown5]: dvd so that little little lizard guy who goes b and like hits the stalactite and
[Unknown8]: oh my lord
[Unknown5]: explodes he has like a wife and like three young children and the wife has like
[Unknown5]: is like holding one or two baby lizards
[Unknown6]: not any more he don't
[Unknown7]: oh my god
[Unknown8]: yep well now now there was a family now it's a widow and a bunch of of orphans
[Unknown5]: exactly so we i mean we complain about all the extra shif that lucas adds to these
[Unknown8]: that's
[Unknown5]: movies after the fact and that is the only edition that ever made me go like oh my
[Unknown5]: god that's amazing like more of that please like it was almost like comically
[Unknown5]: cruel um so yeah i i
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown5]: i i enjoy the potteries quite a bit not just because i like seeing you know
[Unknown5]: alien widows and childless orphans
[Unknown6]: not just
[Unknown5]: yeah yeah
[Unknown8]: not not j but
[Unknown6]: it's a
[Unknown8]: it's there it's a factor
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown6]: it's one of those
[Unknown5]: exactly it's
[Unknown6]: so i for me
[Unknown6]: i'm trying to not pick the scene i like stab fight scene and and it's really hard
[Unknown6]: because i mean shit so much of these movies just standing and talking there's
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown6]: nothing rewash with standing and talking sometimes we're moving and talking
[Unknown6]: sometimes we're on a ship and talking
[Unknown8]: i see someone watch the red letter media
[Unknown6]: i actually didn't but
[Unknown8]: oh you haven't cause he goes
[Unknown6]: oh i probably did a while ago anyways
[Unknown8]: it's so good you should like especially after
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: watching it it's kind of like cat to see
[Unknown6]: so so when all the movie at there's nothing happening
[Unknown6]: you really only have
[Unknown8]: t
[Unknown6]: like two we just covered it right it light taper and the pod races two real action
[Unknown6]: scenes so i go aside with the light saber battle i think that it for and maybe it
[Unknown6]: just stands up more because of how pure the movie was in
[Unknown7]: seven
[Unknown6]: comparison to it that that it just like it's sticks in your brain and obviously
[Unknown6]: john williams is a genius i mean
[Unknown8]: qu
[Unknown6]: hell they're they're still using that song and the the obi wan trailer they put
[Unknown6]: out right
[Unknown8]: oh man goosebumps when
[Unknown6]: yes
[Unknown8]: he come when like just the first few notes it's great yeah
[Unknown6]: yeah so i mean that's that's really what it is it has to be that that battle scene
[Unknown6]: um i'm gonna push this along here because
[Unknown6]: um this is just a fun question especially given what we know about star wars but
[Unknown6]: we go with our questions the studio is dead set on making a sequel
[Unknown6]: what is it about
[Unknown7]: okay all right
[Unknown6]: creative license don't be trapped by attack of the
[Unknown8]: oh
[Unknown6]: clones
[Unknown7]: i gave this some thought i so i i is it okay i
[Unknown8]: go for it
[Unknown7]: cool up
[Unknown6]: answer the question
[Unknown7]: so
[Unknown7]: i think
[Unknown7]: i think that the sequel should have been a seat a tv series a a a meaningful
[Unknown7]: filler to bridge and give us more before episode two
[Unknown7]: and
[Unknown7]: sure you know the sequels try to bridge towards the next big sequel but that's
[Unknown7]: what i'm looking for so between season sorry between episode one and two a season
[Unknown7]: to give us some talk some like i don't know a few time skips whether it's like
[Unknown7]: eight to twelve episodes to show anakin uh ankus cackling behind the scenes as
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown7]: he's playing like the the the political system
[Unknown7]: um and and i was and then like sort of like my my final point toward like towards
[Unknown6]: what i was gonna say isn't that a tv show
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: no that's between two and three
[Unknown6]: oh my bad
[Unknown7]: the chlorine wars yeah that that was my final
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: my bad
[Unknown7]: point in terms of like it's okay
[Unknown8]: i was thinking the same thing like so you won you won an atta of the clones
[Unknown8]: animations but before i tackle the clones
[Unknown7]: no yes and no but like we we could probably get like some some whispers and then
[Unknown7]: they explore that you know between movie two and three but it might give us some
[Unknown7]: more time to take like to do more not necessarily w well you know what i think
[Unknown7]: world building is something that i i kind of want more of especially with like set
[Unknown7]: pieces like coon like i feel like we've only had one or two major visits like
[Unknown7]: episode one a little bit in episode two and then a little in three
[Unknown7]: so i'm looking for that and like there are other directions you can go so like
[Unknown7]: after mall's dead like darth wall is quote unquote dead but not dead not dead
[Unknown8]: yeah qu put a lot of courts around that dead because
[Unknown7]: yeah like we could have we would give us some time to to watch
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: like his rescue although they did that in clone wars but then what was citys doing
[Unknown7]: between one and two
[Unknown8]: but not really like they they show oh now now he's like a mechanical thing hm
[Unknown7]: right mechanical likes so that's what i i would
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: like i would
[Unknown6]: okay
[Unknown7]: like a like a series between one and two
[Unknown8]: i will i will kind of like jump on this but i will tell you what i wanted to see
[Unknown8]: in this series more than what you said would have been it could have been a movie
[Unknown8]: but i think it would have worked better as an animation not even just a live
[Unknown8]: action series just an animation show me the godam jedi training of anakin
[Unknown7]: two
[Unknown8]: like the just show it not not like yeah now he's become canadian and now he's
[Unknown8]: hating chris i kind of wanna see that right i i wanna see what does it actually
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown8]: entail because we always get even in games and in in other medium our media we get
[Unknown8]: like oh oh this is part of the jedi training and then there's like an ass that
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: they never explained show it to me
[Unknown6]: i i
[Unknown7]: it's so disjointed
[Unknown6]: got this they they live in a dark forest and it's really dark and creepy and then
[Unknown6]: your uncle shows up and pulls out a red light saver and scares the of you and then
[Unknown6]: you collapse the building on his face that's training
[Unknown8]: okay
[Unknown6]: anything else
[Unknown8]: uh i i would like to see that no no
[Unknown7]: that sounds
[Unknown6]: i can i could
[Unknown7]: that's that sounds totally like what's in the what's in the jedi curriculum
[Unknown6]: uh listen i'll point you out a movie you might want to check out later on
[Unknown8]: yeah i know i i i would like to have seen a little bit more of like showing how
[Unknown8]: the jedi are also like zealots you know like they they talk about the sith and
[Unknown8]: everything but they they're like the polar opposite and that's not also not good
[Unknown8]: because it's too kind of like to the other side as well i would have i would i'd
[Unknown8]: like to see more cause i like the jedi that's my thing so i would have liked to
[Unknown8]: have seen like a the training of anakin skywalker something like that
[Unknown6]: i i like that idea because one of the benefits in that scenario is you become
[Unknown6]: attached to anakin
[Unknown7]: you have
[Unknown6]: in a meaningful
[Unknown8]: yep
[Unknown6]: way um and then they don't have to try to shoe horn that in into the movie well
[Unknown6]: they're trying to shoot horn in a romance with queen abdala
[Unknown6]: um
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: and so
[Unknown8]: it becomes creepy in hindsight almost
[Unknown6]: so like
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown6]: sure i mean it's not great but you ha i i understand you need to keep the romance
[Unknown6]: there because
[Unknown6]: really there's not a whole lot of things that are gonna make somebody turn to the
[Unknown6]: dark side right and so you need that carrot of
[Unknown6]: protect my wife and kids
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: that's fine they just could do a lot better job of of building that relationship
[Unknown6]: so i think if you spend the time building out an anakin as a character in that in
[Unknown6]: the in the new sequel by the time you get to that third movie he is fleshed out as
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown6]: a character you can start sewing the seeds of doubt in his brain in a more
[Unknown6]: meaningful way instead of trying to rush through it
[Unknown7]: the time skip makes more sense yeah
[Unknown8]: then maybe maybe we wouldn't cream so hard that i hate sand it's cars and gets
[Unknown6]: hey he delivered that just as well
[Unknown8]: everywhere
[Unknown7]: i
[Unknown6]: as jake lord did when he says it's called in space
[Unknown8]: it wasn't he never said
[Unknown6]: close enough who knows they all delivered it the same
[Unknown8]: that it's natalie portman that has it which is i i was also no i was also under
[Unknown8]: the impression day with him and she says it's cold in space i was like holy shit
[Unknown8]: it wasn't him he's just shivering
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: like poorly but shivering
[Unknown7]: there's something in there's something inherently there there's a weird cloud of
[Unknown7]: of dialogue delivery when it comes to star wars and it just doesn't
[Unknown8]: well specifically the prequels it's awful
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: it's awful
[Unknown7]: exchanges are just like it's i i i don't even remember maybe it's george lucas
[Unknown7]: maybe he
[Unknown7]: his hand
[Unknown8]: yeah of course it is
[Unknown6]: yes
[Unknown7]: is too much you know maybe a tempt but i i i'm glad good
[Unknown8]: it's that and like him wanting to be the director who just sat in front of the
[Unknown8]: green screen drinking starbucks without to go anywhere it's so evident now that
[Unknown8]: the movie's so dated 'cause
[Unknown8]: we know how good
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: cg looks like everything is a fucking green screen i think is ridiculous
[Unknown6]: um the other thing i will add not just shitting on the the the c g r stuff um
[Unknown8]: why not
[Unknown6]: because listen it's hard to if you got to go back at the time and
[Unknown7]: pi
[Unknown6]: be like your shit you know twenty plus years later
[Unknown6]: now what i will say is with george lucas if you look at the dialogue and all the
[Unknown6]: conversations that happened in the original trilogy they are not good none of it's
[Unknown6]: good
[Unknown8]: no
[Unknown6]: it's never good so it's laid bare in this movie because they spent it's like the
[Unknown6]: the lines between talking and not talking are so harsh you spend so much time
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: standing around talking that's like holy shit this guy has no idea how women talk
[Unknown6]: to men and how
[Unknown6]: eight year olds don't flirt with thirteen year olds
[Unknown7]: and vice versa
[Unknown8]: or how people talk to other people
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown7]: little baby
[Unknown8]: oh yeah that's
[Unknown7]: like kid attic talking to to padma that was the weirdest exchange i've ever
[Unknown8]: yes
[Unknown7]: seen like they did they like okay what why not have them start as friends but i
[Unknown7]: care for you it's on like a school yard kind of i'm crushing on you but i don't
[Unknown7]: know how to express it they just fu meant they should
[Unknown6]: right that's how you get politely shot down
[Unknown7]: yeah i
[Unknown8]: yeah yeah
[Unknown7]: care but that's not what what it it like even that didn't come off right
[Unknown6]: i yeah i care for you but you're eight your f creep
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: yeah no and it's like it
[Unknown5]: and we still don't know what a jap snippet is i mean or why they're so car
[Unknown7]: yes
[Unknown7]: how it
[Unknown8]: yeah that
[Unknown7]: bring good fortune
[Unknown8]: why and why is he a shaman now all
[Unknown7]: serious
[Unknown8]: of a sudden now he can make he can make like amulets and sh what the fuck
[Unknown6]: tiny
[Unknown7]: anything
[Unknown6]: jesus can solve all problems
[Unknown7]: and like in the grand
[Unknown8]: one
[Unknown7]: scheme of of things that trinket did not bring good luck at all not to
[Unknown8]: no
[Unknown7]: pad may if she had
[Unknown8]: not not at all
[Unknown7]: that the entire you know throughout the entire saga
[Unknown8]: it it almost got choked to death by
[Unknown7]: see
[Unknown8]: him
[Unknown6]: almost it worked guys
[Unknown7]: oh my god
[Unknown8]: yeah yeah well we don't we don't know how all that stuff happened maybe that's how
[Unknown8]: you look and laa were
[Unknown6]: well
[Unknown8]: conceived with some forest
[Unknown8]: choking going on how do you know don't king shame people
[Unknown7]: oh my oh i
[Unknown6]: i just looked hey i just looked at list of
[Unknown7]: rip are you serious
[Unknown8]: but the no he's not
[Unknown6]: no i'm not fuck
[Unknown7]: okay then listen you didn't mention lea before
[Unknown8]: do you know how hard it is to force mary poppins it's hard okay
[Unknown6]: yeah uh mike what what do you think we can do in our sequel to make this a better
[Unknown6]: trilogy or quadri
[Unknown5]: well i have a left field idea and i'm dead
[Unknown6]: okay
[Unknown5]: serious about this and i i'm just trying to i assume you
[Unknown7]: do it
[Unknown5]: mean like if they're making something today
[Unknown5]: to be set after episode one is that what you
[Unknown6]: maybe
[Unknown5]: mean okay well i guess it could be interpreted either way
[Unknown6]: yes but also if they made it in if they made it in you know ninety nine after this
[Unknown6]: movie came up
[Unknown5]: so i was thinking of like one thing one of many many things that's just you know
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown5]: so so complained about never so one is the you know the politics and just the
[Unknown5]: delivery of such and the taxation and the finances and whatnot and i'm thinking
[Unknown5]: why don't you get someone like david mamet to make
[Unknown5]: some sort of movie or mini series like maybe just like a one off ninety minute
[Unknown5]: disney plus original thing that is like a glen gary glen ross style thing
[Unknown5]: set at like the trade federation's head office and you could also have
[Unknown8]: yes
[Unknown5]: interactions with some of those other guilds you see later in like the clone worst
[Unknown5]: cartoon there's like the techno union and the banking clan
[Unknown5]: and you actually dead seriously not
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown5]: as like a joke get into some of the nitty gritty and and some like stuff like in g
[Unknown5]: gary glen ross or maybe the movie margin call and just some of the interpersonal
[Unknown5]: politics and stuff like that and maybe you could even you can kind of pseudo soft
[Unknown5]: ret con
[Unknown5]: the trade federation as being a bunch of bumbling buffoons that they kind of
[Unknown5]: wanted to get out you know of that um
[Unknown5]: consortium anyway or or
[Unknown8]: i
[Unknown5]: something like that
[Unknown8]: i would pay good money to see
[Unknown5]: hm
[Unknown8]: alec baldwin nineties
[Unknown5]: yes exactly uhhuh
[Unknown8]: dik baldwin as as a hut
[Unknown5]: uh yes doing same speech
[Unknown8]: saying always be in
[Unknown8]: carcant but in her tees i pay money
[Unknown5]: yes abc
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown8]: to see that yeah
[Unknown6]: yeah i like i like you you've you've nailed it um
[Unknown8]: i
[Unknown7]: let's
[Unknown8]: actually in all series i would like that because i i actually enjoy
[Unknown8]: glen gary glens very much it it's such a quirky weird movie but yeah that would be
[Unknown5]: yeah it's a great movie yeah
[Unknown5]: second
[Unknown6]: could
[Unknown5]: prize i set a
[Unknown5]: steak saber and you know third prize is you're thrown to the rancor yeah
[Unknown7]: it's bold
[Unknown8]: it's bent
[Unknown6]: yeah air
[Unknown8]: to milk it's bent to milk
[Unknown6]: you're vent
[Unknown7]: and
[Unknown6]: you're vented into space um
[Unknown5]: hm
[Unknown7]: st
[Unknown6]: so i wonder also if maybe we can make it's more like a w wall street thing where
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown7]: hey
[Unknown6]: it's like
[Unknown5]: mm very yeah i was thinking that too
[Unknown6]: the wolf of
[Unknown6]: uh
[Unknown6]: cato
[Unknown7]: the senate
[Unknown6]: pneumonia is where the trade federation is from so maybe that doesn't roll off the
[Unknown6]: tongue as much as we'd like it to but
[Unknown7]: four
[Unknown5]: i've forgotten it already
[Unknown6]: the wolf of
[Unknown8]: he
[Unknown6]: curson yeah something in there um and then and then so you can have by the time
[Unknown6]: you hit this movie
[Unknown6]: you understand the trade federation better and like understand maybe it's like a
[Unknown6]: prequel and it's the trade federation how they got to having these these idiots in
[Unknown6]: charge with maybe a little less racism
[Unknown5]: oh it could be yeah yeah it's
[Unknown7]: di
[Unknown5]: yeah like there's there i think there's a lot of ways that that could sort of
[Unknown5]: material and that side of the universe could be handled that would i think make
[Unknown5]: the trade federation suck less
[Unknown5]: you know on
[Unknown7]: did any
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown7]: i can't remember did did that alien species ever show up again in episode two or
[Unknown7]: three i don't remember
[Unknown7]: maybe
[Unknown6]: i think a little
[Unknown7]: they didn't animated but okay
[Unknown5]: i
[Unknown7]: just curious
[Unknown5]: i don't think they were at that meeting on must afar of those other guilt so like
[Unknown5]: maybe that stuff we were just talking about like maybe that actually happened
[Unknown5]: maybe they were kicked out maybe they
[Unknown5]: i don't know
[Unknown6]: they're still around in the clone wars right i just looked it up here they show up
[Unknown6]: in the
[Unknown7]: okay hm
[Unknown6]: second movie they're on like they're like you know basically they fucked up and so
[Unknown6]: like they're still in with
[Unknown6]: what's this the room of koku and
[Unknown7]: okay
[Unknown5]: oh so we are in that scene okay
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown5]: on the on geos
[Unknown6]: yeah and
[Unknown5]: okay
[Unknown6]: gens when they're trying to like get people into the separatist army
[Unknown5]: oh sure sure
[Unknown7]: okay
[Unknown6]: there
[Unknown7]: cocoa cola
[Unknown6]: you go fun facts um
[Unknown8]: the town town of gsis instead of wolf of wall street
[Unknown6]: thank you nailed it except tontons i don't think are scary but anyways we'll work
[Unknown6]: on it the rank the
[Unknown8]: that
[Unknown6]: rancor of gsis
[Unknown8]: the
[Unknown7]: a
[Unknown8]: rancor yes yes better better
[Unknown6]: there just nailed it yeah the guys we did it um and that's it that's all time we
[mike_wood]: ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown6]: have
[Unknown6]: um
[Unknown6]: guinness is over sadly
[Unknown7]: four
[Unknown8]: we're not gonna we're not gonna we're not gonna
[Unknown7]: what
[Unknown8]: um
[Unknown8]: script doctor this
[Unknown6]: we're not gonna we know it's in an hour and thirty minutes you guys gotta st shut
[Unknown6]: the when i tell you to hurry up don't bring up more things
[Unknown8]: fine can i just say just the whole force
[Unknown6]: what
[Unknown8]: jesus thing please it's so stupid cut me the clarion too
[Unknown6]: if you okay so if you guys can keep keep your script doctrine into five minutes
[Unknown6]: like a minute piece
[Unknown7]: i can do less
[Unknown6]: we can tack it it but we just can't we can't get lost okay
[Unknown8]: all right i'll i i just bullet point it i just will point it
[Unknown6]: okay um give it a pause and then i'll i'll ask the question right
[Unknown8]: okay
[Unknown6]: okay last question
[Unknown6]: um the seattle please don't have a stroke qu you after this
[Unknown6]: what would you script doctor in this movie
[Unknown8]: and interest of time was gonna list stuff that i would remove so the first thing
[Unknown8]: would be don't make anakin force jesus
[Unknown6]: okay
[Unknown8]: just have them have a dad it's fine right and don't make him just the bumbling
[Unknown8]: idiot who's better than every body at everything all the time ever
[Unknown6]: okay
[Unknown8]: just like make him good at stuff and it's certain stuff he's like an idiot like
[Unknown8]: when he talks to women woman for example and
[Unknown6]: he is eight
[Unknown8]: yeah but it doesn't improve
[Unknown6]: that's fair
[Unknown8]: you've seen the other movies uh
[Unknown8]: and then
[Unknown8]: like sorry mike would just cut the pot raising garbage just cut it off cut it off
[Unknown8]: or make it into like a two minute thing one one
[Unknown8]: uh one lap without him winning because everybody else died also that might help
[Unknown8]: and and
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown8]: like if i'm not going to go into like super detail i think those are the things
[Unknown8]: that are
[Unknown8]: more egregious to me is like why like the the the the bumbling fools winning all
[Unknown6]: those are the main main things
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss,
[Unknown8]: the time ever really bothered me as well and and yeah
[Unknown6]: yeah so i think to build off that i think
[Unknown6]: like you have to get out of the kid i think the idea the kid like he should look
[Unknown6]: into things in a way that is intentional not in a way
[Unknown8]: yeah because of the force
[Unknown6]: that's like oh where am i now oh i guess i'll press like don't he doesn't have to
[Unknown6]: tell me what he's doing in the cockpit right like like we're wa
[Unknown8]: yeah yeah
[Unknown6]: it's a visual movie i can see you pressing buttons and you can say oh i'm yes or
[Unknown6]: two i'm looking for the laser you don't have to like say i'm going to press a
[Unknown6]: bunch of buttons to find it oh here it is like fuck bro
[Unknown8]: well i mean most of his of the scenes that like there's so many too many scenes
[Unknown8]: where he shows his hands and him
[Unknown6]: yes
[Unknown8]: flipping switches and pressing buttons at random too like you don't mean they know
[Unknown6]: just just like how luke used the force to fire the torpedo into the hole that's
[Unknown8]: that
[Unknown6]: all i just need something where it's
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: just like he trusts his instincts but like he's eight he should know he should be
[Unknown6]: doing this after he trusts his instinct sometimes not and then
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: judge our banks i think you leave jud our banks no no judge our banks can stay
[Unknown8]: yeah oh yeah c it up cut off just fuck murder no no no no no i know i will put my
[Unknown8]: foot down murder all the gunns take them out of this we don't need them
[Unknown6]: now they're but they're important to the story judge robbings can stay but he's
[Unknown6]: not an idiot he's like i think he's like a he's playing both sides of some yeah
[Unknown8]: okay like a roguish kind of guy where okay
[Unknown6]: yeah and and then
[Unknown8]: and and does he still have to speak the way he does
[Unknown6]: ah no we make
[Unknown8]: mesa sound like i have brain damage like it
[Unknown6]: he can talk like like boss nass or something like that or like they the guy who
[Unknown6]: that
[Unknown6]: yeah i don't know the whole when i move that's not better but the last thing i
[Unknown6]: would do is
[Unknown6]: can we have proper armies fighting this isn't
[Unknown6]: nineteen o two of the red coats coming over the hills like why are they lining up
[Unknown6]: to murder each other so so obviously like that's had some real battles
[Unknown8]: oh yeah know the battle between the gung and the ds is so bad
[Unknown6]: garbage yeah
[Unknown5]: yeah that had like a you know war of attrition like you shoot i shoot kind of vibe
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown5]: about it it was so
[Unknown5]: i don't know in one location
[Unknown8]: well those ds
[Unknown6]: yep
[Unknown8]: those drs become like comic relief in the in the attack of the clones animation
[Unknown8]: right
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: then nobody takes them seriously
[Unknown6]: which is the way to take them but it's awful
[Unknown8]: yeah
[Unknown6]: chris how
[Unknown8]: roger roger
[Unknown6]: what do you got for me
[Unknown7]: yeah so i was making notes so
[Unknown7]: so contrary to to like a lot of our dissection of the gunns i feel like they
[Unknown7]: should get a pivot and so should and so should
[Unknown6]: i don't i don't think you should use the word dissection with continence it's
[Unknown6]: probably a sore topic
[Unknown5]: i need one
[Unknown8]: it happens a lot in biology class
[Unknown5]: wouldn't you eat one
[Unknown7]: it is
[Unknown7]: what are we doing it are we gonna be tested and i don't like i don't
[Unknown6]: any anything's delicious in garlic butter
[Unknown5]: yeah
[Unknown7]: oh my god so like okay so real quick jar instead of being bumbling i feel like he
[Unknown7]: should be on some sort of path of redemption um but not through the goofy path i
[Unknown7]: feel like like whatever he did wrong they should like be more like they should
[Unknown7]: just own up to whatever he did
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: at whatever scale it was we don't have time to get into it the gunns i want to
[Unknown7]: keep them but i don't want them to be under as much as i i like the underwater
[Unknown7]: aspect i would actually like to pivot them to be more mountain folk like a
[Unknown7]: mountain folk tribe because i think it would give us a s
[Unknown8]: so basically change entirely how they work completely
[Unknown7]: yes yes because
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: okay
[Unknown7]: late there was no other than just like you know traversing through the through the
[Unknown7]: late there was no other than just like you know traversing through the through the
[Unknown7]: underwater to get back into na boo it didn't really mean anything like it was cool
[Unknown7]: underwater to get back into na boo it didn't really mean anything like it was cool
[Unknown7]: but not really and not enough so i want pivot them to a mountain uh folk so that
[Unknown7]: but not really and not enough so i want pivot them to a mountain uh folk so that
[Unknown7]: we can have more battles that have like a larger set piece as opposed to just this
[Unknown7]: we can have more battles that have like a larger set piece as opposed to just this
[Unknown7]: really simple rolling hill like it's super mario but there's fucking three and
[Unknown7]: really simple rolling hill like it's super mario but there's fucking three and
[Unknown7]: then i would also switch
[Unknown7]: then i would also switch
[Unknown8]: also they battle in a hill
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown8]: right on on on a p on planes and hills yeah that makes sense okay
[Unknown7]: and then i would i would also i still i want to push darth sidious a little bit
[Unknown7]: further into the background and have him pup it and give orders to darth mall but
[mike_wood]: Ssssssssssssss
[Unknown7]: i want darth mall to be the big like the the the reveal big bad and i want him to
[Unknown7]: survive much like ah general grievous did in like you know the like across the
[Unknown7]: rest of the saga he lasted longer so to speak like we know the technicals but he
[Unknown7]: lasted longer than dark mall did on paper if you're not a nerd you think dark mall
[Unknown7]: is dead period but i want a longer arc visible i want a more visible arc for darth
[Unknown7]: mall period
[Unknown8]: he's a he's a good he's a good villain i i i agree with that yeah
[Unknown7]: i felt like they wasted him in my
[Unknown8]: yeah for sure
[Unknown7]: sure they brought him back probably because of the like nerd backlash like bla so
[Unknown7]: anyways y
[Unknown8]: is that how nerds backlash b
[Unknown7]: i'm trying to be brief
[Unknown6]: i mean
[Unknown6]: if they're being brief yes if they're not being briefed then they
[Unknown7]: yeah
[Unknown6]: go actually and
[Unknown7]: you know
[Unknown6]: land
[Unknown8]: yeah that's true that's true
[Unknown6]: everybody so that's it we've covered the phantom menace
[Unknown6]: it's probably better than we did it this way instead of the old way where we talk
[Unknown6]: for hours on end about how much we didn't like it because um
[Unknown6]: you'd all be as asleep as luciana believes you would be after watching this movie
[Unknown6]: yeah very
[Unknown8]: i almost was
[Unknown8]: i almost was
[Unknown7]: really hm
[Unknown6]: so yeah in guinness season is over
[Unknown7]: oh
[Unknown6]: we've we've properly
[Unknown8]: it it my return
[Unknown6]: might return if it's for this year we've properly feted liam nisan the irish lord
[Unknown6]: himself we
[Unknown7]: did we
[Unknown6]: did we pick his best movies absolutely not
[Unknown6]: did we pick his best movies absolutely not
[Unknown8]: was it on purpose absolutely yes
[Unknown6]: absolutely yes um if you wanna watch nin him a good movie the takes taking one as
[Unknown6]: i said excellent movie that's where i suggest you start
[Unknown8]: chad's list
[Unknown6]: james list great great idea he use picked for a reason skip love actually that
[Unknown6]: movies stupid
[Unknown8]: wow
[Unknown6]: if you want to hear about that you can go
[Unknown8]: does the sn
[Unknown6]: listen to the podcasts from christmas where my wife and some of friends talked
[Unknown8]: it
[Unknown6]: about it in much more positive terms than i ever will everyone is creepy and
[Unknown6]: deplorable in that movie except for lea meson and his kid that's the only key part
[mike_wood]: isssssssssssssssssss
[Unknown6]: of the entire thing
[Unknown7]: it's called acting dude
[Unknown8]: wow
[Unknown6]: look it up
[Unknown7]: duke
[Unknown8]: no dude like they are they're
[Unknown6]: yeah
[Unknown8]: all creepy he's right
[Unknown7]: i know in a way
[Unknown6]: yeah so
[Unknown8]: he's right about that
[Unknown8]: he's right about that
[Unknown6]: thank you very much for listening if you need to make comments on guinea season if
[Unknown6]: you want us to extend it if you have a
[Unknown6]: an idea of someone different we can cover in sort of a section like that please
[Unknown6]: let us know you can hand us up on the twitters that is your
[Unknown6]: at your wrong cast there is the
[Unknown6]: emails that's a fun one uh your on cast at gmail dot com and i think there's one
[Unknown6]: other one chris i think it's
[Unknown7]: do lav dula a dub ladd you're wrong
[Unknown6]: cast
[Unknown6]: duck
[Unknown7]: da
[Unknown7]: cast that
[Unknown6]: c a
[Unknown6]: if you if you if you didn't catch that it's uh www dot uran cast
[Unknown6]: if you if you if you didn't catch that it's uh www dot uran cast
[Unknown7]: to today you know we
[Unknown6]: dot c
[Unknown8]: are fucking boomers
[Unknown6]: make sure you get those three dubs and they're very important
[Unknown7]: yes
[Unknown6]: for now
[Unknown6]: actually mike do you wanna plug yourself at all
[Unknown5]: uh sure i can be found at uh
[Unknown8]: oh well whoa
[Unknown5]: http colon slash no uh i'm just ah
[Unknown8]: oh jesus
[Unknown5]: at at they might be movies on instagram i do some twitch movie chat longs and some
[Unknown5]: other events here and there
[Unknown7]: hm
[Unknown6]: great awesome okay now for now i met
[Unknown8]: i'm luciana
[Unknown7]: mike
[Unknown5]: i'm mike i'm chris you're chris
[Unknown7]: that that
[Unknown5]: hm
[Unknown8]: you don't know you don't know
[Unknown7]: works for me it does
[Unknown6]: we'll see you next time