90. You're Wrong About How Wrong You Are About "Uncharted"
[onscreen_aversion]: hello welcome back to your wrong we
have decided to continue our call at a
[onscreen_aversion]: review of twenty twenty two we're doing
some best stuff and so we the three
[onscreen_aversion]: wise men missing
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: long time never time guest spencer
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: a luciano
[cobra]: yes i think
[onscreen_aversion]: and and chris
[_copernicumbledore]: it is i
[onscreen_aversion]: m have
[cobra]: jesus
[onscreen_aversion]: decided that we are going to
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: review the best of the worst of
genremmovies
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: g willickers
[onscreen_aversion]: and so watched
[cobra]: ah bruce agrees
[onscreen_aversion]: verse graze we have watched uncharted for
you so that you
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: cannot
[cobra]: don't have to
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: you're welcome
[cobra]: you're welcome
[_copernicumbledore]: m hm
[onscreen_aversion]: what to say about this movie well
hey let's get our ranking
[cobra]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: out of the way here i'm gonna
go first it's not traditional but i just
[onscreen_aversion]: want to be done talking this about
this as soon as possible so
[cobra]: wow setting
[onscreen_aversion]: uh
[cobra]: the tone
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah vendor trash i think
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: is the thing we go with here
[cobra]: wow really
[onscreen_aversion]: so here's the thing about this movie
that i don't like this story is convoluted
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: all of
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: the puzzles don't feel like they're cool
or interesting at all
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: one on the screen has chemistry with
anybody else except
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: for for maybe joe braddock played tatgabriel
and her knife they have great chemistry
[_copernicumbledore]: oh yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: her little her little
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: blade thing
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: um
[_copernicumbledore]: ah caramba maybe
[onscreen_aversion]: this maybe the story plays
[cobra]: the scott the scottman and
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: and nathan drake
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: had a lot of chemistry between
[onscreen_aversion]: thank you
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: for
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: each
[onscreen_aversion]: pointing
[cobra]: other
[onscreen_aversion]: out that in twenty twenty two we
are still
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: making fun of accents because that's a
thing that's funny in a movie
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: to do
[cobra]: it's a white accent okay oh
[onscreen_aversion]: okay it's just but that is perfect
consolation of how lazy this movie is with
[cobra]: true
[onscreen_aversion]: its source material
[cobra]: true oh
[onscreen_aversion]: king mark plays his character
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: from the departed
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: he is
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: basically his departed guy for two hours
straight um
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: you know
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: they actually stayed semi true of the
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: source
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: material i guess it's the only saving
grace but they try to get all the
[onscreen_aversion]: source material from the four
[cobra]: like
[onscreen_aversion]: plus
[cobra]: five
[onscreen_aversion]: games
[cobra]: games
[onscreen_aversion]: into one movie
[_copernicumbledore]: and that
[onscreen_aversion]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: was
[onscreen_aversion]: think i
[_copernicumbledore]: passing
[onscreen_aversion]: will stop
[_copernicumbledore]: me off
[onscreen_aversion]: there i think that's enough of how
much
[cobra]: all
[onscreen_aversion]: this
[cobra]: right
[onscreen_aversion]: movie pisces me
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: off um
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: and
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: the stunts are
[onscreen_aversion]: dumb
[_copernicumbledore]: so there you go
[onscreen_aversion]: stupid so stupid
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: like i just don't know why
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: and
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: the last thing sorry because i'm already
in ran mode
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: everybody
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: is the same character of i'm
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: super cock i can
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: handle us have been here before
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: joke and it's just like is no
one
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: actually scared by the fact that
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: you're falling out of a plane
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: tout a parashout it's fine so i'm
going to save my
[cobra]: never
[onscreen_aversion]: life
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: has never jumped out of a plane
before
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[cobra]: has time to quip while falling not
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[cobra]: knowing if he's going
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: to survive
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: exactly and also if you get hit
that hard by certain things
[cobra]: you
[onscreen_aversion]: all
[cobra]: die
[onscreen_aversion]: your bones break yes yeah okay
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: i yield my time yeah who
[_copernicumbledore]: at the
[onscreen_aversion]: who
[_copernicumbledore]: same
[onscreen_aversion]: wants
[_copernicumbledore]: time
[onscreen_aversion]: to go go next yeah
[cobra]: go forward chris
[_copernicumbledore]: okay cool i was at the same
time note no one no one's mad at
[_copernicumbledore]: your
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: analysis sir
[cobra]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: vendor trash is i get why you
you
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: awarded this movie vendor trash and at
first i thought it would be common which
[_copernicumbledore]: is the lowest second lowest of our
low but now that you've
[cobra]: yah oh
[_copernicumbledore]: i think i think i think actually
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i might give it no actually wow
i'm actually conflicted now i thought i came
[_copernicumbledore]: in with a
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: common but now i feel myself being
pulled to the not out of peer pressure
[_copernicumbledore]: i feel myself pulling to the excited
and i feel like i want to let
[_copernicumbledore]: the hate flow
[cobra]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: but i want to love some of
it too so i'm torn so i'll just
[_copernicumbledore]: choose i'll go with common in the
hopes that
[cobra]: a
[_copernicumbledore]: they learned from whatever this was for
whatever they might do but here's the thing
[_copernicumbledore]: i don't think they're going to be
able to make another one because this one
[_copernicumbledore]: was this one was like for tax
purposes it felt like
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: to be
[cobra]: expert
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah yeah
[cobra]: is the last just the last one
you slid in just you get a refund
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah they went everybody
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: wanted to make sure that they claimed
enough health benefits and
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: dental
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: while working on the set and making
of this movie this one was just for
[_copernicumbledore]: tax and benefit purposes
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: so common
[onscreen_aversion]: it feels like chris we need a
new ranking system whereby common becomes tax purposes
[_copernicumbledore]: not
[onscreen_aversion]: and then
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: vendor trash is essentially
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: bo shelving yet because they don't want
to pay any residuals and
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: they just want to x break like
[cobra]: i think where
[onscreen_aversion]: back girl if
[cobra]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: you
[cobra]: think
[onscreen_aversion]: will
[cobra]: we're stumbling into a new radio system
here i'm in for this
[onscreen_aversion]: all
[_copernicumbledore]: i'm
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: liking it too like
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: like what do we do it's like
we had two
[cobra]: hm
[_copernicumbledore]: suit
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: cases we have
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: case number one which is normal covers
a nice range and in case number two
[_copernicumbledore]: when ship gets real and we need
to take the kid gloves
[cobra]: we need
[_copernicumbledore]: off
[cobra]: we need like when ship is too
shady we need to granualize the ship
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[cobra]: and we opened the second brief case
[_copernicumbledore]: the ship box
[cobra]: yea the
[_copernicumbledore]: the box
[cobra]: ship box
[_copernicumbledore]: of shit oh my god m yeah
[cobra]: um all right
[onscreen_aversion]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: like you got ship and their toys
good work every redy
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yah
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: yea
[cobra]: you're done
[onscreen_aversion]: yah
[_copernicumbledore]: yes sir
[cobra]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: yield the
[cobra]: so
[_copernicumbledore]: rest of my time
[cobra]: when i started watching this movie and
i was
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: tallying you guys on on this cord
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: up until the halfway mark i was
like this is right
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: it was like it was it was
hovering
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: on an uncommon for me at that
point and then
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: just like the gray man which i
feel is the thing
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: that is happening with movies nowadays is
just fucking tanks from the
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: moment when they
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: find that stupid map
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: it's just
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: it's not even down here it's falling
the same fucking plane really
[onscreen_aversion]: the second
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: map right
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: the one that mark mark
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: had
[cobra]: the one in the salt
[onscreen_aversion]: oh no
[_copernicumbledore]: and the
[onscreen_aversion]: sorry
[_copernicumbledore]: salt
[onscreen_aversion]: the
[_copernicumbledore]: salt
[onscreen_aversion]: salt map sorry there's
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: like three maps in
[cobra]: so
[onscreen_aversion]: this movie so it's confusing
[cobra]: now and and some maps have two
sides it's yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: so
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: to me you
[_copernicumbledore]: it
[cobra]: said
[_copernicumbledore]: was
[cobra]: eve everything in this movie is convoluted
for me the one more description of this
[cobra]: movies contrived
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: it's good
[cobra]: every single
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: thing is so everything that happens and
this is contrived like the whole thing
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: especially after they got there on the
plane and all that ship and everybody betraying
[cobra]: everybody i'm gonna land i think i'm
on a common as well but i think
[cobra]: the reason for that is i never
actually played much of uncharted
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: i played and charted one way after
it was ever released and i really didn't
[cobra]: like it so
[onscreen_aversion]: um
[cobra]: i don't think i have as much
love
[onscreen_aversion]: m oh
[cobra]: for dis source material that you have
i know
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: spencer has
[onscreen_aversion]: my
[cobra]: pretty big love for this is i'm
sure
[_copernicumbledore]: me
[cobra]: he
[_copernicumbledore]: too
[cobra]: fucking hated this movie
[onscreen_aversion]: we yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: it's better that we don't let him
come on this podcast
[cobra]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: just
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: know
[onscreen_aversion]: just enough hate already
[cobra]: it will be a matrix for situation
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: all over
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: again
[_copernicumbledore]: nelly yeah
[cobra]: but yeah it's it's
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: just it goes from being all right
this is convenient to like come on man
[cobra]: like
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: i'm supposed to believe this ship
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[cobra]: it just flies off the handle completely
[onscreen_aversion]: yes you are
[cobra]: the only reason
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: it's not vendor trash really for me
is that i wasn't mad edit
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: i was like okay i
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: i had to experience this for myself
now i'm done never
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: going to watch it again
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: i feel
[cobra]: also
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[cobra]: one something that i er you guys
never didn't talk about and now i'll finish
[cobra]: here and then we can go to
the questions i don't believe with the exception
[cobra]: of antonio benders at santiago moncada
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: i don't believe in anybody in the
roles that they were playing
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: it's
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: completely broke my suspension
[_copernicumbledore]: yeh
[cobra]: of disbelief in every single way
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: so
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: mike mark faking remoting
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: in with his performance
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: wasn't even
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: phoning it in
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: he
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: was
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[cobra]: on
[_copernicumbledore]: at
[cobra]: zoom that was that's how
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[cobra]: bad
[_copernicumbledore]: was
[cobra]: it
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[cobra]: was
[_copernicumbledore]: was a
[onscreen_aversion]: yet
[_copernicumbledore]: team that was teams
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: then that was my of teams then
[onscreen_aversion]: he was on teams
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: and he didn't put his video
[cobra]: no
[onscreen_aversion]: on
[cobra]: camera
[_copernicumbledore]: uh
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: no camera
[onscreen_aversion]: that's right
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: ye
[cobra]: so yeah it's a common for me
but yeah yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: a
[onscreen_aversion]: all right
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: well let's just dive into the questions
because i'm sure we'll tease out the things
[onscreen_aversion]: they didn't love about this movie as
we rip through those questions and we're to
[cobra]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: start
[cobra]: suspect
[onscreen_aversion]: off
[cobra]: every single answer is going to end
up in a rent but let's go
[onscreen_aversion]: let's
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: go well listen we got we're goin
a positive
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: question to start
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: best character
[cobra]: by
[onscreen_aversion]: good luck
[cobra]: santiago
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: moncada
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[cobra]: has to be
[onscreen_aversion]: that's antonio ben dares's
[cobra]: uh
[onscreen_aversion]: character
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: yeah a man with no blood
[onscreen_aversion]: that
[cobra]: in his
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: body
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: uh
[cobra]: get his fucking
[onscreen_aversion]: uh
[cobra]: gets his
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[cobra]: fucking throat cut no blood
[_copernicumbledore]: man
[cobra]: like my wife was
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[cobra]: watching
[_copernicumbledore]: didn't understand
[cobra]: with me
[_copernicumbledore]: it
[cobra]: and she's
[_copernicumbledore]: you
[cobra]: like maybe the blood flowed inside and
he chose to death in his blood i'm
[cobra]: like you're being very charitable right now
he's like yeah i'm trying it's i liked
[cobra]: because he played it at the same
time he played it straight but
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: he also like you can tell he
was having fun being like the villain sort
[cobra]: of tie he doesn't
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: really get to play villains that much
right
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[cobra]: antonio
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: benders so
[_copernicumbledore]: no
[cobra]: i think he was having fun with
that he was
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: you know he was able to speak
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: his proper castilian spanish
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: and
[_copernicumbledore]: h
[cobra]: heave fucking hammed
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: it up to
[onscreen_aversion]: yep
[cobra]: like
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: i enjoyed he was probably the only
one i enjoyed every single time was on
[cobra]: the screen so
[_copernicumbledore]: would agree i i found it this
this this movie okay i'm trying to be
[_copernicumbledore]: tight like but okay wow
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i'm literally catching myself
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: real time from from rent mode okay
so favorite character
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: would be sully m m played by
mark
[cobra]: mark
[_copernicumbledore]: mark
[cobra]: mark
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: because
[onscreen_aversion]: oh god
[_copernicumbledore]: and it's sort of it's a layer
it's okay it's a layered explanation it's short
[_copernicumbledore]: though he's cold he plays a cold
character and he's all about the gold and
[_copernicumbledore]: stuff and the treasure right but because
of plot he does what's required but then
[_copernicumbledore]: it comes off for me as warm
most of the time so like when they're
[_copernicumbledore]: trapped in the
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: underneath the clock
[cobra]: i see what you mean i
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: see what you mean
[_copernicumbledore]: he's resisting but then the plot pushes
[onscreen_aversion]: a
[_copernicumbledore]: him enough that i'm okay with it
so like when when chloe and and nat
[_copernicumbledore]: were trapped in the
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: water was sorry after just
[cobra]: a
[_copernicumbledore]: before they broke into the salt chamber
i like that
[cobra]: the salt
[_copernicumbledore]: yea
[cobra]: this is where we are
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: right now the
[onscreen_aversion]: we
[cobra]: salt
[onscreen_aversion]: are
[cobra]: chamber
[onscreen_aversion]: in the old chamber yes
[_copernicumbledore]: for real all day every day um
he's like i'm gonna funk you up i'm
[_copernicumbledore]: coming back for my p you're not
gonna do nothing ain't given you and then
[_copernicumbledore]: like camera
[cobra]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: cut
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: it cloys like this is why
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: i don't like work with him and
then it literally just shows him it doesn't
[_copernicumbledore]: show him the key he just drops
the key he talks a big game but
[_copernicumbledore]: he's trying to be a team player
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: and it's great when we consider about
the uncharted lower like they've really dialed back
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: the clock on this so that they
could try and really
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: play the long
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: game with this but i was okay
with it but at the same time i
[_copernicumbledore]: was like he's extra cold but he
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: brings me back every time so yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: i disagree with you
[_copernicumbledore]: my
[onscreen_aversion]: but that's okay
[cobra]: i do as well i don't like
him as silly at all
[onscreen_aversion]: so so the problem
[_copernicumbledore]: i get that too
[onscreen_aversion]: this is this is like a i
don't want to spend too much time on
[onscreen_aversion]: this one because it's not entertaining to
talk about it it's been rehashed
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: time and time again but when you
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: when you adapt materials ally video games
especially when when the video game has a
[onscreen_aversion]: strong narrative in the games themselves
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: the questions are always like what parts
do you keep
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: in what parts do you change to
better suit you know emotion
[cobra]: the media yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: media
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah that that the medium you're working
on to display it and give
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: better con and so like you know
i think i've read some stuff about the
[onscreen_aversion]: last of us being really really good
but they made some changes because ou know
[onscreen_aversion]: one of he things i saw was
like you know they toned down some of
[onscreen_aversion]: the violence because video games yu're
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: kind o just expect lance in your
kind of tone deft ut in a show
[onscreen_aversion]: the impact
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: i can half can really take you
with a character and go one specific way
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: before
[_copernicumbledore]: first
[onscreen_aversion]: and not let that character be sympathetic
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: but so
[cobra]: h
[onscreen_aversion]: i mentioned that here because like sell
just fucking with and like
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: gas lighting nathan
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: drake the entire time is
[_copernicumbledore]: h
[onscreen_aversion]: not what he's presented
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: as as
[_copernicumbledore]: in
[onscreen_aversion]: a character
[_copernicumbledore]: the game
[onscreen_aversion]: in the video games not
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: to
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: this extreme
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: right and so it's like that choice
just feels
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: like
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: annoying or like you don't know the
source material and
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: whether it seems like they do and
they don't it's
[cobra]: just
[onscreen_aversion]: just a weird thing to do because
it didn't especially when nathan drake played the
[onscreen_aversion]: same character than they're both like
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: remember the rumors here ago that market
markwasuposed to pay nathan drake
[_copernicumbledore]: oh i don't remember
[cobra]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[cobra]: think
[_copernicumbledore]: but
[cobra]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: did yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: interesting
[onscreen_aversion]: well it just seems like he just
continued to play nathan drake in this movie
[onscreen_aversion]: and they just called him selling instead
of
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: nathan
[cobra]: that's true because
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: i like
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: i said i don't know the material
all that well but like isn't sally supposed
[cobra]: to be the straight man and and
nadan drake is the joke ster
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: pretty much
[cobra]: everybody
[onscreen_aversion]: generally
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[cobra]: is a joke tiring this ship
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah and
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: what's also okay
[cobra]: to me
[_copernicumbledore]: go head
[cobra]: the
[_copernicumbledore]: go ahead
[cobra]: problem with mark mark arcis
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: it's that i don't believe
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: in him as the syce wise sage
sort of like treasure hunter
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: just don't i just didn't believe any
of his like all of his erogance of
[cobra]: like yeah i knew this i knew
that he comes out of bravado without any
[cobra]: substance to me
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i would say and i guess
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: like the
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: s n to that while i i
like he's still my pick for favorite what's
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: odd about
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: so many of these
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: components is that it's
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: it's got it's been like the uncharted
title's been slapped onto this and the right
[_copernicumbledore]: amount of notes have been
[cobra]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: sprinkled on it but
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: it's still not an uncharted cake
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: i'm eating you know what and so
like when i look at the two of
[_copernicumbledore]: them together draken and sully yes this
is a bit of a prequel but something
[_copernicumbledore]: is missing like when i zoom in
[cobra]: it's called chemistry it's called chemistry
[_copernicumbledore]: chemistry sure you can call it chemistry
but i also think the writing
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: played a part of a part of
that as well
[cobra]: for sure
[_copernicumbledore]: and just like the
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: bones of this but it's like like
when you look through the window you're like
[_copernicumbledore]: your your cakes or your your doughnuts
and stuff they look like they're supposed to
[_copernicumbledore]: but
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: when you bite to wait a minute
i didn't order a boston
[cobra]: it's
[_copernicumbledore]: cream
[cobra]: tyraphome
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: right
[cobra]: it's tyrapomyeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: sawdust
[_copernicumbledore]: didn't i didn't ask for this they
say ho
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: d your mother for me right
[onscreen_aversion]: uh
[_copernicumbledore]: so so like
[cobra]: uh
[_copernicumbledore]: it it is what it is
[onscreen_aversion]: uh yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: and it ain't what it ain't you
know
[cobra]: h
[_copernicumbledore]: so okay
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: who's
[_copernicumbledore]: all
[cobra]: your favorite character man
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: i want to pick tonio veneris just
because
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: he has fun he's enjoying himself his
character
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: makes sense is his back story flimsy
yes but
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: at
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: least
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: it flows call like you need the
bad
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: guy in these things and this is
part of the over all story of the
[onscreen_aversion]: movie
[cobra]: ye
[onscreen_aversion]: the movie just as at a break
neck pace he doesn't have any time to
[onscreen_aversion]: explain anything so
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: just making
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: his story as flimsy as possible he
likes money and he is going to the
[onscreen_aversion]: family money is going to go away
so he wants this money to redeem their
[onscreen_aversion]: name um great great story and he
has fun and then his untimely demise
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: was
[_copernicumbledore]: no
[onscreen_aversion]: not shocking just okay
[cobra]: it was surprising to me
[_copernicumbledore]: it was
[cobra]: i didn't
[_copernicumbledore]: a surprise
[cobra]: expect it
[_copernicumbledore]: and hilarious
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: like
[cobra]: it was
[onscreen_aversion]: that's what it was that's it was
hilarious
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: he's like
[onscreen_aversion]: it's just like sure
[cobra]: bragging and like shut up
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: oh man
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: all
[_copernicumbledore]: man
[onscreen_aversion]: right let's move to our next question
which
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: actor would
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: you replace
[cobra]: oh god can we flip this and
what would you can we say what which
[cobra]: one i would not replace
[onscreen_aversion]: no time to make some hard choices
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: suck guys can go for because i
have too many that i would replace
[onscreen_aversion]: i will go first and
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: it's a toss up i'm gonna go
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: gonna go tom
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: holland
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: and
[cobra]: that was
[_copernicumbledore]: h
[cobra]: one of my main
[onscreen_aversion]: it's
[cobra]: picks
[onscreen_aversion]: not
[cobra]: too
[onscreen_aversion]: that i think tom hollands a bad
bad actor i think he's a good actor
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: but i literally called this
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: movie spider man and
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: marking mark because
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: he not he feels like he's just
playing peter parker like
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: just confident peter parker which is i
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: guess it's a bit of a change
from peter parker but still on the whole
[onscreen_aversion]: movie frustrates me because he has this
level of confidence and bravado that doesn't match
[onscreen_aversion]: his age and experience with anything he's
doing and
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: think if you maybe this is why
i hesitated on tom hall because i think
[onscreen_aversion]: the part
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: is just the parts are ritten to
similarly and so there's not enough differentiation
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: but if you want someone who has
more confidence
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: i think you need to go to
some one who is
[_copernicumbledore]: thank
[onscreen_aversion]: older wiser and who's
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: been in the game not just his
brother talked about big game about one thing
[onscreen_aversion]: and he memorized it and i was
a pickpocket like i need more from him
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: and so i would age him
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: up
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: and then and then his
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: relationship with mark wallburk makes more sense
because he's been in the game he just
[onscreen_aversion]: has information marking mark needs and it's
not like he's learning from him he has
[onscreen_aversion]: this level of experience and expectation yeah
[cobra]: oh to me i don't know it
it doesn't sound like nathan drake at all
[cobra]: to me anyway
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: i just here's one of the ones
where i was like i just don't believe
[cobra]: this character at all which is bad
with the protagonist ah
[onscreen_aversion]: yep
[cobra]: um m you can go chris if
you want
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah i'm ready so i can i
can i can speed mine up because
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: like do we have to choose one
or can we should i save half of
[_copernicumbledore]: it for later
[onscreen_aversion]: i would mean half of it for
later
[_copernicumbledore]: well i am okay
[cobra]: the question is who would you replace
that's
[_copernicumbledore]: no and
[cobra]: it's
[_copernicumbledore]: i would
[cobra]: a
[_copernicumbledore]: replace
[cobra]: very
[_copernicumbledore]: two
[cobra]: simple
[_copernicumbledore]: so
[cobra]: question
[_copernicumbledore]: i'm sorry because i got i
[cobra]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: went
[cobra]: would replace like five
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: but i was shot
[_copernicumbledore]: i've got
[cobra]: down
[_copernicumbledore]: to
[cobra]: so
[_copernicumbledore]: i've got
[onscreen_aversion]: pick
[_copernicumbledore]: i've got
[onscreen_aversion]: the
[_copernicumbledore]: two but
[onscreen_aversion]: one
[_copernicumbledore]: i'll do one yep
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah pick
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: the one you want to replace
[_copernicumbledore]: i'll
[onscreen_aversion]: the
[_copernicumbledore]: do that
[onscreen_aversion]: most where we're going to
[_copernicumbledore]: i want to i'm still torn i'll
save it for later so i'll replace sully
[_copernicumbledore]: with john
[cobra]: even though
[_copernicumbledore]: ham
[cobra]: he's their favorite
[_copernicumbledore]: yes yes yes yes yes with john
ham
[cobra]: john hammer interesting
[_copernicumbledore]: yes we
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: need someone like
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: the it's
[cobra]: i like
[_copernicumbledore]: not
[cobra]: it
[_copernicumbledore]: chemistry
[cobra]: it's the
[_copernicumbledore]: it's
[cobra]: gravitas
[_copernicumbledore]: yes and we need and i respect
you know tom holland and and oh you
[_copernicumbledore]: know period but
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i feel like there was a missed
opportunity and so with john ham he's getting
[_copernicumbledore]: older he definitely though he like he
can do straight man and he can do
[_copernicumbledore]: he can do comedy i feel like
he's he's definitely got more range than the
[_copernicumbledore]: then mark
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: walburga i would believe
[cobra]: well you mean you mean they had
to move the whole ship to boston just
[cobra]: so he can use his sheedy accent
know what
[_copernicumbledore]: and like i just
[cobra]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: think that you know physically sully even
if sully is if they if they're choosing
[_copernicumbledore]: across the time line a younger sully
and a younger nathan drake fine but given
[_copernicumbledore]: that semi shirtless scene with mark walburgh
while they were in barcelona only to come
[_copernicumbledore]: up and give us that line about
sully like oh i can't i can't be
[_copernicumbledore]: running around i got a bad ankle
but the dude's buffets like you can be
[_copernicumbledore]: in shape but like you can't run
anymore to many s conflicting so i want
[_copernicumbledore]: someone
[cobra]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: who's either immobile i
[cobra]: uh
[_copernicumbledore]: want i want my sully i want
my sully to just to walk around
[cobra]: wabble
[_copernicumbledore]: the streets to wabble
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: or
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: you know
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: just saunter through the streets of barcelona
and penny loafers or i want him to
[_copernicumbledore]: also
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: keep up and then head someone off
at the pass okay so john ham that's
[_copernicumbledore]: my choice
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: okay that seems fair
[cobra]: so i i would replace what's her
face that plays joe braddock
[_copernicumbledore]: really
[cobra]: or whatever
[onscreen_aversion]: tati
[cobra]: do not
[onscreen_aversion]: gabriel
[cobra]: believe gabriel yes i
[_copernicumbledore]: really
[cobra]: do not believe for a micro second
that she is this bad ass fighter
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: how so
[cobra]: that is i just did not from
the first moment when they show her talking
[cobra]: to to
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: santiago and and see go or stay
away from her blahblabla i'm like why she
[cobra]: looks like she's arm candy and that's
how they placed
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: her there and
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: was like this is bad
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[cobra]: why did they do this and then
the whole all the interactions that there are
[cobra]: with her especially all the fight scenes
like
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: i don't know when she was fighting
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: mark mark on papa john
[_copernicumbledore]: papa
[cobra]: that was
[_copernicumbledore]: john
[cobra]: funny
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[cobra]: yeah she's landing blows and like he
wouldn't even have felt those blows because exactly
[cobra]: because he's so so but like the
way that he was and
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: she like the punch is i don't
know if it was the fight coreography or
[cobra]: what it was did not believe that
she had it in her to be that
[cobra]: like enforcer leader of this fucking mercenary
army ship
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: and whatever i just did not drive
with me at all
[_copernicumbledore]: testing
[cobra]: yeah that's what i don't know who
to replace her with what's the name of
[cobra]: the actress that plays you remember unbreakable
no no unbreakable sorry kingsman
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah i
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: was on the same path i'm looking
up her name right now because that's that's
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i see
[onscreen_aversion]: who
[_copernicumbledore]: her
[cobra]: sophia
[_copernicumbledore]: yep
[cobra]: something
[onscreen_aversion]: sophia
[_copernicumbledore]: yep
[onscreen_aversion]: butella
[_copernicumbledore]: yep
[cobra]: tell a yes that would have been
a much better pick in my opinion
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: someone a bit more athletic
[cobra]: she's a she has the athleticism and
she's a good actress too
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah the
[cobra]: good enough that she would tell it
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: at least
[onscreen_aversion]: i think and i don't want to
spend forever just sitting on this movie in
[onscreen_aversion]: a boring way so i'll do it
enough
[cobra]: isn't that what we're doing
[onscreen_aversion]: well
[cobra]: here
[onscreen_aversion]: we got to do in the fun
we're supose o be entertaining
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: and not
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: just like complaining
[cobra]: grumpy old bastards
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah yeah
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: we're trying to we're trying to this
up well i will say is her problem
[onscreen_aversion]: is
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: that the story is ridiculous and stupid
and she has no ability the act her
[onscreen_aversion]: way out of the corner they tracer
in
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: fair it is fair
[onscreen_aversion]: they make her
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: she's supposed to be like nathan not
nathan drake's selles old protegee she is the
[onscreen_aversion]: dumbest dumbest treasure hunter i have ever
seen
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: based on what they gave her to
work with every step
[cobra]: also
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: she sucks up
[cobra]: well
[onscreen_aversion]: every
[cobra]: they
[onscreen_aversion]: step
[cobra]: all they're all terrible let's
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[cobra]: be honest
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: yes but she is singularly the worst
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: because
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: she never does anything
[cobra]: she
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[cobra]: sucks up at every single chance that
you
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[cobra]: how and like unto when there's supposed
to be this like like mustache twirling villain
[cobra]: is she's like sucks up and he
goes okay
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: try again
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: so it's
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: just
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: it's it's i don't know i think
this is the problem with all of these
[onscreen_aversion]: characters i don't think any of them
are necesrily bad actors i can't tell because
[onscreen_aversion]: all of the characters they've
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: been
[cobra]: market
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: given to
[cobra]: markers
[onscreen_aversion]: work with that's
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: fair market market is a one note
actor and generally i like it stick but
[onscreen_aversion]: it really doesn't play well on this
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: movie
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: moving on we've
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: replaced all almost all the main people
in the movie so
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: that's a good sign nothing can
[cobra]: you didn't you never said
[_copernicumbledore]: i saw
[cobra]: who you
[_copernicumbledore]: it
[cobra]: would replace tom
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: holland with
[onscreen_aversion]: tom holliwith if we got to go
we got to age him up this is
[onscreen_aversion]: hard
[_copernicumbledore]: it's not i can help if you
want
[cobra]: i have
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[cobra]: i have one
[onscreen_aversion]: all
[cobra]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[cobra]: is impossible but i have one
[onscreen_aversion]: why
[_copernicumbledore]: go for
[onscreen_aversion]: is he
[_copernicumbledore]: it i have
[cobra]: it's a
[_copernicumbledore]: i have twelve
[cobra]: firefly era nathan felion
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah the internet was horny for that
forever a nice nice job
[_copernicumbledore]: true
[cobra]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: way
[cobra]: know
[onscreen_aversion]: to steal their
[cobra]: i know
[onscreen_aversion]: answer
[_copernicumbledore]: true
[cobra]: the
[_copernicumbledore]: true
[cobra]: internet
[_copernicumbledore]: true
[cobra]: was right
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: for once
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: true we have i already was when
i was torn before is because i already
[_copernicumbledore]: surfaced a previous list
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: there's twelve different candidates my kind
[cobra]: oh my
[_copernicumbledore]: of
[cobra]: god
[_copernicumbledore]: don't want i won't go i mean
i could go through a twelve but i
[_copernicumbledore]: won't
[cobra]: no don't
[_copernicumbledore]: i won't my personal
[cobra]: my
[_copernicumbledore]: pick would be somewhat of someone who
has the potential but isn't too famous scott
[_copernicumbledore]: eastwood so he at the time
[cobra]: the name the name rings a bell
[_copernicumbledore]: clint eastward son so this was actually
published twenty sixteen
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: and at the time he was thirty
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: so i think he'd
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: have enough age for us to to
accept that he's gone through
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: certain
[cobra]: god
[_copernicumbledore]: periods
[cobra]: he has
[_copernicumbledore]: of
[cobra]: he has the queen t is already
[onscreen_aversion]: yah
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: uh
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: h oh
[cobra]: there i can see it
[_copernicumbledore]: t would be my my pick um
out of the twelve and your boy oscar
[_copernicumbledore]: isicisin twenty six
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: ten was also on this list but
[cobra]: no
[_copernicumbledore]: i specifically
[cobra]: sorry
[_copernicumbledore]: didn't
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: bring
[cobra]: no
[_copernicumbledore]: him
[cobra]: just now
[_copernicumbledore]: into this
[cobra]: yeah ah
[_copernicumbledore]: and then you know
[cobra]: love the guy but no
[_copernicumbledore]: and then yeah i'll leave it at
that but there are a lot of really
[_copernicumbledore]: good
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: candidates but i chose him because i
feel like he's been surfaced his name has
[_copernicumbledore]: been surfaced in a lot of different
properties but hasn't yet really he hasn't
[cobra]: taking
[_copernicumbledore]: he struck
[cobra]: on
[_copernicumbledore]: it big yeah so i think this
would
[cobra]: makes
[_copernicumbledore]: have
[cobra]: sense
[_copernicumbledore]: been pretty cool for him
[cobra]: you have you have your name man
[onscreen_aversion]: i'm trying to get the age right
and it probably is close compared to market
[onscreen_aversion]: mark but i'm gonna go to jensen
apples again
[_copernicumbledore]: nice
[onscreen_aversion]: i think
[_copernicumbledore]: get that
[onscreen_aversion]: he would
[cobra]: oh shit
[onscreen_aversion]: a bit older
[cobra]: that is
[onscreen_aversion]: can
[cobra]: a good
[onscreen_aversion]: still
[cobra]: pick
[onscreen_aversion]: pull it off got that that look
in
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: that swag so i think that's
[_copernicumbledore]: h
[onscreen_aversion]: where i would i would land
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: yeah oh man that's a good pick
yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i would have been fun
[onscreen_aversion]: i don't i don't
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: i don't love him like luciana loves
oscrisex but i keep picking him for things
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: so maybe maybe there's something secret going
on
[cobra]: maybe
[onscreen_aversion]: there
[cobra]: you do
[onscreen_aversion]: maybe
[cobra]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: i
[cobra]: maybe
[onscreen_aversion]: do
[cobra]: you do
[onscreen_aversion]: i'm fine with it honestly
[_copernicumbledore]: we're manifesting
[onscreen_aversion]: we are that's good okay let's get
into
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: our fun questions
[_copernicumbledore]: it
[onscreen_aversion]: chris
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yes sir
[onscreen_aversion]: how yes who to pick for chris
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: how does
[onscreen_aversion]: victor selivandestress
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: that's a wonderful question victor sullivan an
international man of mystery if you will doesn't
[_copernicumbledore]: really
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: he doesn't he
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: doesn't have one just one place to
hang his chapeau if you will he has
[cobra]: he's
[_copernicumbledore]: a number
[cobra]: too
[_copernicumbledore]: of his too he
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: has
[onscreen_aversion]: nice
[_copernicumbledore]: a very very special
[onscreen_aversion]: so
[_copernicumbledore]: hidden away location place dwelling if you
will where
[onscreen_aversion]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: he keeps his stash
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: his master stash and what
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: does he do when he's there
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: you you ask pray tell it pool
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: in the in bali and
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: he likes to hop in his pool
of spoils if you will he likes to
[_copernicumbledore]: swim around because deep down
[cobra]: like screwge style
[_copernicumbledore]: let me finish my sentence sir
[cobra]: uh u
[_copernicumbledore]: yes that is exactly
[cobra]: h
[_copernicumbledore]: where i was going
[cobra]: uh
[_copernicumbledore]: with it he loves
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: gold he loves all of his
[cobra]: i can see it
[_copernicumbledore]: and
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: he swims in it because that is
where he's at in his journey at this
[_copernicumbledore]: time
[onscreen_aversion]: so does
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: he have proper gold coins just like
screws been conducted
[_copernicumbledore]: no no they're mostly chocolate and then
like mixed in he can tell
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: which ones are like tony
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: wrapped chocolate and then which
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: ones are actual
[cobra]: tony has specifically canadian currency there
[onscreen_aversion]: he
[_copernicumbledore]: well you need to be able to
tell what is real from what is like
[_copernicumbledore]: the actual
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: treasure so you can
[onscreen_aversion]: so
[_copernicumbledore]: swim
[onscreen_aversion]: he's got
[_copernicumbledore]: and not
[onscreen_aversion]: treasure
[_copernicumbledore]: get
[cobra]: h
[onscreen_aversion]: treasure
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: to swim in and then you got
to neachocolates to
[_copernicumbledore]: chocolates like you got it takes a
lot of energy and carbs and calories
[onscreen_aversion]: to swim through
[_copernicumbledore]: to be
[onscreen_aversion]: metal
[_copernicumbledore]: able
[onscreen_aversion]: coins
[_copernicumbledore]: to swim
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: through metal coins
[onscreen_aversion]: it does
[_copernicumbledore]: so and
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: you need to be able to refuel
as
[onscreen_aversion]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: you are performing
[onscreen_aversion]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: ritual this sacred
[onscreen_aversion]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: ritual that only
[onscreen_aversion]: hm
[_copernicumbledore]: he performs in the solitude of his
bally bally hoard
[onscreen_aversion]: this does
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: explain why it's so tough
[_copernicumbledore]: you know
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: swing around those coins that's the greatest
[_copernicumbledore]: you
[onscreen_aversion]: workout
[_copernicumbledore]: just
[cobra]: not
[_copernicumbledore]: like
[cobra]: easy
[onscreen_aversion]: ever
[_copernicumbledore]: paddle doggy paddle
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: you know so yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: you guys seen the scene from
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: family guy when they show peter griffin
jumping into pool of coins and breaking every
[cobra]: bone in his body
[_copernicumbledore]: that makes a lot of sense
[onscreen_aversion]: that should have happened a number of
times in this movie but it didn't so
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: i would
[_copernicumbledore]: true
[onscreen_aversion]: allow christmas answer
[_copernicumbledore]: thank you
[cobra]: no i'm okay with
[onscreen_aversion]: yea
[cobra]: it
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i yield the rest of my
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: time but
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[_copernicumbledore]: i enjoyed that question
[onscreen_aversion]: you did he did a great job
lison
[cobra]: m s
[onscreen_aversion]: how do you think your favorite character
er santiago moncada
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: stresses
[cobra]: oh boy oh let's see this is
a man
[_copernicumbledore]: m h
[cobra]: with a waning
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: fortune but like the aristocratic upbringing bogie
bringing i should say
[onscreen_aversion]: the man had enough money to buy
a military grade airplane ship car nd a
[onscreen_aversion]: bunch of ship to
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: philippines multiple
[cobra]: get fucking gutted like a fish
[onscreen_aversion]: multiple moving planes um
[cobra]: fair fair
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: so he
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: has had some some cash to burden
is what you're saying
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: i in i think he has a
private island
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: and
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: bally
[cobra]: like
[_copernicumbledore]: ah m
[cobra]: sure
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[cobra]: for the sake of argument
[onscreen_aversion]: it's fair enough
[cobra]: i was going to say it was
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: off like off the coast of spain
[onscreen_aversion]: olly
[cobra]: but yeah in bally just off the
cost of a he has a portal there
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: and this is a lawless place
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: where everything s
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: and so
[onscreen_aversion]: also like
[cobra]: there
[onscreen_aversion]: richard
[cobra]: is
[onscreen_aversion]: branson island
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: r g
[cobra]: but
[_copernicumbledore]: il
[cobra]: with probably like more cocaine
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: and
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: so like
[cobra]: fewer orgies
[_copernicumbledore]: we
[cobra]: i guess
[onscreen_aversion]: the island
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: that's nick cage visited in his movie
[_copernicumbledore]: the wicker man oh no wait no
[onscreen_aversion]: the wicker man no
[cobra]: the weaker man otevolemovie
[_copernicumbledore]: the bees the bees the bees
[cobra]: the island that nick
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: visited in his movie face off
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: wait what
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: alcatras no variable wit of massive talent
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: yeah yeah he's
[onscreen_aversion]: a
[cobra]: ravi basically
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah yeah okay
[cobra]: have
[onscreen_aversion]: hvyhavyyeah
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: okay okay
[cobra]: oh is this race it's okay with
spanish people i don't care yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: we're
[cobra]: i know
[_copernicumbledore]: trying
[cobra]: i think
[_copernicumbledore]: to remember
[cobra]: he
[_copernicumbledore]: the
[cobra]: has
[_copernicumbledore]: name
[cobra]: like this private allen when like all
of
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: the stress of dealing with his father
before he murdered him um and like wanting
[cobra]: to kind of cool
[onscreen_aversion]: well
[cobra]: off he goes to this island and
does loads of blow
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[cobra]: um
[_copernicumbledore]: with
[cobra]: probably
[_copernicumbledore]: bears
[onscreen_aversion]: a yeah
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: that's why he has no blood the
cocaine
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: stole
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: it all
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: there you go
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: there you go it's so so fast
rushing that it doesn't flow out
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: and
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: probably some other like probably
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: hunt minors for money
[onscreen_aversion]: okay so let's just check
[_copernicumbledore]: ye
[cobra]: you
[onscreen_aversion]: here
[cobra]: just let
[onscreen_aversion]: minors
[cobra]: children run
[onscreen_aversion]: children
[cobra]: minors
[onscreen_aversion]: okay thank you i wasn't sure
[cobra]: ren
[onscreen_aversion]: if they
[cobra]: not
[onscreen_aversion]: were like
[cobra]: not not old
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: man
[_copernicumbledore]: right
[cobra]: with dirty hands no
[_copernicumbledore]: i think
[cobra]: like
[_copernicumbledore]: you
[onscreen_aversion]: maybe they were like
[_copernicumbledore]: you
[onscreen_aversion]: he's
[_copernicumbledore]: mistepped
[onscreen_aversion]: got all the seven dwarfs and he
just
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: like i'm gonna go hunt sleepy this
week gonna unt dark
[cobra]: i'm
[_copernicumbledore]: that's right
[cobra]: hunting sleeping
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: was not fun i just
[_copernicumbledore]: you know
[cobra]: tried it when he
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: was sleeping
[onscreen_aversion]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: you know
[onscreen_aversion]: no effort
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: bashful
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: was
[cobra]: he hunt
[_copernicumbledore]: no fun
[cobra]: like
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: you know hunts humans for first port
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: as this tradition
[cobra]: and that kind
[onscreen_aversion]: for
[cobra]: of
[onscreen_aversion]: rich
[cobra]: stuff
[onscreen_aversion]: people
[_copernicumbledore]: i still think
[cobra]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: the miners
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: the dwarfs would have done
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: run
[cobra]: as a different child it's a different
challenge
[_copernicumbledore]: okay okay
[onscreen_aversion]: they
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: are nature's
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: deadliest game
[_copernicumbledore]: uh
[onscreen_aversion]: there's seven
[cobra]: there
[onscreen_aversion]: of
[cobra]: you
[onscreen_aversion]: them
[cobra]: go
[_copernicumbledore]: h it
[onscreen_aversion]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: ever replacing seven
[onscreen_aversion]: yep
[cobra]: when one dies another one is born
yes
[onscreen_aversion]: ye
[_copernicumbledore]: cut
[onscreen_aversion]: got
[_copernicumbledore]: one
[onscreen_aversion]: the money
[_copernicumbledore]: head off
[onscreen_aversion]: to regenerate
[_copernicumbledore]: one takes his
[onscreen_aversion]: the
[_copernicumbledore]: place
[onscreen_aversion]: clones
[_copernicumbledore]: exactly
[cobra]: oh my god
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: he's clowning
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: dwarfs in this
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: fucking island
[onscreen_aversion]: that's why it needs five billion dollars
it's expensive
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: to
[cobra]: makes
[onscreen_aversion]: colonedorbs
[cobra]: sense makes
[_copernicumbledore]: he's got
[cobra]: it's expensive
[_copernicumbledore]: he's got price price habits met how
does nathan drake
[onscreen_aversion]: a
[_copernicumbledore]: distress
[onscreen_aversion]: great question nathan drake distressing is an
interesting question
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: m because he's both the highest of
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: high strong and the lowest of low
strong people at the same
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: time i have
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: no idea what his motions
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: are on day to
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: day basis so
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: i think in order
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: to
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: match that um m the high energy
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: and the low energy i think that
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: he
[cobra]: sky dives smoking pot
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: well let me that's one way you
can go
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: out if i
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: was thinking that
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: he would do like molly or ecstasy
yeah
[cobra]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: and and golf
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah oh
[cobra]: can
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: you imagine like it's just like
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: hopping from foot to foot until it's
his
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: turn fucking
[_copernicumbledore]: h
[cobra]: wax aid the
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: the the grass gouging the grass before
hitting the actual bull
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah because you need you need the
low
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: stress activity to balance the high stress
activities he normally
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: doesn't his life
[cobra]: i see
[onscreen_aversion]: and so being able to take on
those low stress activities sucked out of his
[onscreen_aversion]: mind is like the perfect
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: reverser
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: to his life
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: i like that for him
[cobra]: i like molly golf i like this
[_copernicumbledore]: molly
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: of
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: of
[cobra]: nice
[onscreen_aversion]: wolf i hate that
[cobra]: golly
[onscreen_aversion]: name
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: but
[_copernicumbledore]: molly
[onscreen_aversion]: we'll
[_copernicumbledore]: of
[onscreen_aversion]: work on it we're going to work
on that name
[_copernicumbledore]: moth
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: it's golly
[_copernicumbledore]: golly
[cobra]: it's golly
[onscreen_aversion]: all
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: we did it moving on
[cobra]: m yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: what was the most
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: rewatchable scene
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: in this god forsaken hell hole of
a movie
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i think here i think this might
be one of the few opportunities we might
[_copernicumbledore]: all
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: be aligned because the planets
[cobra]: think so
[_copernicumbledore]: are i think so my guess is
that it's going to be it's going to
[_copernicumbledore]: be between something else and santiago's untimely
debt
[cobra]: that's not the one for me but
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: it's a good scene
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: but it's not the one for me
[_copernicumbledore]: okay what do you you think
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: that's mine for
[cobra]: for
[_copernicumbledore]: me
[cobra]: me one of
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[cobra]: the most fun scenes
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: was watching um m nate
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: flounder trying to get
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: away from the
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: henchman on the auction house
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: he's just floundering the whole way
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: tripping and falling and all that stuff
i don't know why it tickled me but
[cobra]: it was maybe because i was naive
and unhurt person that had
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: not watched the whole movie yet
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: so so i was
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: able to enjoy that scene that the
scene like the fight in the rave was
[cobra]: also kind of okay
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah it was all right
[cobra]: but then it's like why did he
know how to do like flame with vodka
[cobra]: and fire all of us i don't
know
[onscreen_aversion]: a bartender
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: i'll give that's not the only thing
i will actually give him alcohol
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: and fire
[cobra]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: make flame throwers
[cobra]: stupid fucking lighter that never works
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah you'd think he would get it
refilled by now yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yea
[cobra]: i think i think i would pick
the first like the fight in the not
[cobra]: really the fight is just him trying
to get away from the goons
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: in the auction house
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: um all all great options um m
i think i'm going to go with the
[onscreen_aversion]: scene where um the voice actor shows
up
[_copernicumbledore]: now in north on the
[onscreen_aversion]: nolan
[_copernicumbledore]: beach
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: norse
[cobra]: no north
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: good that's good
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: was a cup
[cobra]: that
[_copernicumbledore]: of
[cobra]: was good
[_copernicumbledore]: cup of
[onscreen_aversion]: what
[_copernicumbledore]: hot cocoa during
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: this experience
[onscreen_aversion]: part
[cobra]: in the winter
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: there was this movie
[onscreen_aversion]: the winter
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: of discontent part of it
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: is
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: i do hate this movie a
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: lot and so i am thrashing some
of their big set pieces because i think
[onscreen_aversion]: they were dumb but part of it
also is they actually did a good job
[onscreen_aversion]: with some of the uncharted parts of
this like tying into the video games having
[onscreen_aversion]: now or shop was good there were
several
[_copernicumbledore]: h
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: scenes that were
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: basically shots taken you know out of
the video game like when
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: he shows up and he finds the
magellan boats which is nother story was at
[onscreen_aversion]: a high level a story that you
played in the uncharted games but they stitched
[onscreen_aversion]: together
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: small scenes from the charted games and
story lines to make this story and so
[onscreen_aversion]: you know chart for finding the boats
in that lake underwater not underwater cave that
[onscreen_aversion]: clearly could be accessed
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: not gonna talk about that was
[_copernicumbledore]: tavern
[onscreen_aversion]: like a cool
[_copernicumbledore]: or whatever
[onscreen_aversion]: one for one representation of a scene
i saw when i played the video game
[onscreen_aversion]: so that was good and like
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: how he got his sort
[_copernicumbledore]: on
[onscreen_aversion]: of then drake outfit collected it wasn't
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: ham
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: fisted like fucking solo
[_copernicumbledore]: sure
[onscreen_aversion]: was
[cobra]: no it was it was like that
was like one of those who would go
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: i got where they did this and
this was cool him putting
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: on
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: the holsters and everything
[onscreen_aversion]: it was just
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: like it just happened naturally was like
oh ship there they are and i like
[onscreen_aversion]: you know like when you're watching was
watching me like something missing from his outfit
[onscreen_aversion]: and i can't because it's suspenders i
couldn't remember then when he put the
[cobra]: suspenders
[onscreen_aversion]: guns on yeah yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: magellan
[cobra]: is like a nineteen fifties boxer
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: t shirt and suspenders
[_copernicumbledore]: yah
[onscreen_aversion]: um but when i got that stuff
then i was like oh she had okay
[onscreen_aversion]: it's altogether a good
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: job
[cobra]: yep
[onscreen_aversion]: so that's that's one of th reasons
why i'm picking old north showing up because
[onscreen_aversion]: like it was casual and the joke
was a good end joke and if you
[onscreen_aversion]: know you know if you didn't whatever
the
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: movies anyway don't worry about it
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: they did the same with the whole
mustache thing in the post scribe scene right
[_copernicumbledore]: i missed that i missed that
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: so you didn't miss anything don't worry
about
[_copernicumbledore]: saw
[onscreen_aversion]: well
[_copernicumbledore]: the
[onscreen_aversion]: you missed
[_copernicumbledore]: one post
[cobra]: that
[_copernicumbledore]: cre
[cobra]: what's that on your face the worry
kid put purity as well around the corner
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: you can grow into
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: it was it was like that's that's
the kind of banter i expected from
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: them the whole move that's never
[onscreen_aversion]: because
[cobra]: happened
[onscreen_aversion]: you didn't miss the
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: best part of the movie when when
he brought the cat with him on their
[onscreen_aversion]: mission
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: the cat was in a back fact
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: hell
[cobra]: that's true that
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: that scene is funny at least
[_copernicumbledore]: i'm sorry what
[cobra]: it's a post
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: credit scene
[_copernicumbledore]: okay thank god okay
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: for a second i thought that was
during the movement like i didn't see that
[_copernicumbledore]: ship at all okay
[cobra]: no no it's
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[cobra]: after
[onscreen_aversion]: you're
[cobra]: the creator
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[cobra]: there
[onscreen_aversion]: you
[_copernicumbledore]: so
[onscreen_aversion]: didn't
[_copernicumbledore]: it sounds
[onscreen_aversion]: miss
[_copernicumbledore]: like
[onscreen_aversion]: anything
[_copernicumbledore]: there was like four so is that
two posted post credit because
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: saw the one with his brother
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: and then the other one i didn't
know there was another okay okay okay
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: the brother one is like dumb because
it's just
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: not necessary but what do we know
[_copernicumbledore]: i mean
[cobra]: well the post card scene is also
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: dumb because a
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: bunch of things happen in there there
you go why is this happening this way
[cobra]: but
[onscreen_aversion]: hm
[cobra]: anyway
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: anyway as we move on we let
it go we're releasing we're releasing our anger
[onscreen_aversion]: we're putting it up into the ethos
for everybody
[cobra]: um
[onscreen_aversion]: else
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: um guess the question i have here
is
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: what would i'm trying to let's go
with the irish guy the scotsman as you
[onscreen_aversion]: listen to steve watington bucking
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: english scottish name i've ever heard one
[_copernicumbledore]: uh
[onscreen_aversion]: what would he
[_copernicumbledore]: huh
[onscreen_aversion]: do for a first date
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: ship
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: that's hard because he's like calling him
two dimensional is kind of a compliment
[onscreen_aversion]: it's
[cobra]: at
[onscreen_aversion]: one
[cobra]: this
[onscreen_aversion]: and
[cobra]: point
[onscreen_aversion]: a half dimensions
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: more than he possessed
[cobra]: yeah yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: well it's not fair he's a thug
and could fly
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: helicopter
[cobra]: oh yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: i'm giving you stuff to work with
i don't know
[_copernicumbledore]: so based on that i think
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: i think he
[cobra]: shouldn't
[_copernicumbledore]: would
[cobra]: i come to play out with the
big
[onscreen_aversion]: yah
[cobra]: boys
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: win because now you're about to get
a proper scottish welcome
[_copernicumbledore]: and then the date would be like
[cobra]: nice
[_copernicumbledore]: what
[onscreen_aversion]: but
[cobra]: nice
[onscreen_aversion]: but
[_copernicumbledore]: like
[onscreen_aversion]: at least this time she's just confused
about the words he's saying not by the
[onscreen_aversion]: accent she doesn't understand what a proper
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: correct
[onscreen_aversion]: scottish welcome
[_copernicumbledore]: like
[onscreen_aversion]: is
[_copernicumbledore]: what kind like
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: is that a drink or are you
going to like are you going to sexually
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: attempt
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: to assault me and any like no
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: no no anyways i
[onscreen_aversion]: you
[_copernicumbledore]: think
[onscreen_aversion]: got
[_copernicumbledore]: he
[onscreen_aversion]: russian
[_copernicumbledore]: would
[cobra]: he became russian
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: i don't know what i sound like
words sounds anyways
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i think he would he based on
on the data that you've provided i think
[_copernicumbledore]: he might well actually know taking them
on like a flight of some sort would
[_copernicumbledore]: probably be like his ace card he
would try to play if he's really into
[_copernicumbledore]: some but i don't think that i'm
going to just like try and yes and
[_copernicumbledore]: the whole question i think he would
[cobra]: that's all you have to work
[_copernicumbledore]: it's all
[cobra]: with
[_copernicumbledore]: it's fine and that's okay so i
assume he's goin to wipe right on a
[_copernicumbledore]: bunch of people show up at the
bar they're going to have a few drinks
[_copernicumbledore]: and then he's gonna try and he's
going to go straight to whatever if he's
[_copernicumbledore]: into the person maybe like like what
his intentions are if he's only like docked
[_copernicumbledore]: in
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: or like corded or docked in one
particular airport short pad of time sounds like
[_copernicumbledore]: it might be a one night a
thing but then what would happen if he
[_copernicumbledore]: was actually into the person
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: then like would he give them
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: his card
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: would he give them his linked in
to stay
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: in
[cobra]: so
[_copernicumbledore]: touch
[cobra]: i i want to yes and this
too because i think what he would do
[cobra]: is i think he knows that some
people in his case i'm assuming he's straight
[cobra]: to some women find like a different
accent cute so he would go on a
[cobra]: bunch of first dates trying to just
get by using his accent and see what
[cobra]: happens
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: like together with what you said he
would like you would just
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: like exaggerate even more his accent and
then if the woman went oh you're a
[cobra]: foreigner
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: i like your accent he's like i'm
in
[_copernicumbledore]: uh
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: this sweet lass is in my bed
now i don't know
[_copernicumbledore]: h
[cobra]: where i went
[onscreen_aversion]: and
[cobra]: with that
[onscreen_aversion]: then
[cobra]: either
[onscreen_aversion]: he takes him
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: to
[_copernicumbledore]: h yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: a scottish
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: theme bar it's not like it's got
to be cotland theme
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: like it's not just a bar that
is cottish in tones it's like overtly
[cobra]: no no
[onscreen_aversion]: scottish
[cobra]: like aggressively
[onscreen_aversion]: aggressive
[cobra]: offensively
[onscreen_aversion]: of
[cobra]: scottish
[onscreen_aversion]: exactly offensively scottish and
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: then
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: he's like he orders like haggis and
all the like he goes fucking full scotsman
[cobra]: oh my
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: god
[onscreen_aversion]: to
[cobra]: right
[onscreen_aversion]: show how cool
[_copernicumbledore]: how
[onscreen_aversion]: and cultured he is as a scottish
person
[cobra]: what what is the name of this
pub
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: that is a quaziracist tourist trap
[onscreen_aversion]: um great question
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: what old historical
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: oh what's this it's the william wallace
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: ye
[cobra]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: i get that i got
[onscreen_aversion]: yep
[_copernicumbledore]: that okay okay okay
[onscreen_aversion]: as
[_copernicumbledore]: dig
[onscreen_aversion]: his move
[_copernicumbledore]: it okay it would be a draw
[cobra]: how
[_copernicumbledore]: it would
[cobra]: do you say
[_copernicumbledore]: it would
[cobra]: it
[_copernicumbledore]: be a weirdly i love this question
because it's such a hard equation
[cobra]: what
[_copernicumbledore]: like
[cobra]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: trying to picture this guy like we've
done it so far it's like
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: wow how would this happen how would
he make
[cobra]: we
[_copernicumbledore]: this
[cobra]: william's
[_copernicumbledore]: work
[onscreen_aversion]: a
[cobra]: watering hole
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: that's the name of the war
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah it's great well it's it's a
challenge your chris is to take something we
[onscreen_aversion]: know nothing about and
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: set
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: him up for dating success or failure
as i be i don't know
[_copernicumbledore]: i do love this question though so
[onscreen_aversion]: just
[_copernicumbledore]: that's
[onscreen_aversion]: let's
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: pick some one out here again we
can do one more we haven't we've been
[onscreen_aversion]: dancing around cloy fraser and i think
we need to talk about her
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: so
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: you know cloy fraser played by sophia
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: all
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: how would be her
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: first eight move
[_copernicumbledore]: to do i feel like
[cobra]: also not
[_copernicumbledore]: go
[cobra]: very three day mansion no no no
is just thinking
[_copernicumbledore]: i think i think it would be
two birds one stone i feel like most
[_copernicumbledore]: of not that she's not that she's
incapable of
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: like
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: genuine human emotion like looking for seeking
intimacy and so on but
[cobra]: people
[_copernicumbledore]: i feel like most of her like
her dates would also be marks and she'd
[_copernicumbledore]: be like
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: two birds one stone like this person
is my target
[cobra]: ye
[_copernicumbledore]: and i need something from them but
i'm going to have some fun with it
[_copernicumbledore]: i'm going to quote unquote let my
hair down and and experience this like
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: live this experience for a and then
once
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i've extracted what i
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: need i'm going to disappear under the
cover of night
[cobra]: yeah she calls this move the nathan
drake
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: no it's a it's the silly where
she
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: no
[onscreen_aversion]: learned it
[cobra]: no
[onscreen_aversion]: from
[cobra]: she she did that with with nathan
as well
[onscreen_aversion]: but that's she learned from sally that's
what she said
[cobra]: okay the sellien okay
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: makes sense
[_copernicumbledore]: at
[cobra]: yah
[_copernicumbledore]: least like hats
[cobra]: i agree i think she would
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: she would try to get some monetary
gain from
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: from the date as
[_copernicumbledore]: and
[cobra]: well
[_copernicumbledore]: i don't mean like a
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: thief like like it's
[onscreen_aversion]: well
[_copernicumbledore]: part
[cobra]: no no
[_copernicumbledore]: of a
[cobra]: no
[_copernicumbledore]: gig
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i think
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: she i think like that that sort
of that might be
[onscreen_aversion]: ye
[_copernicumbledore]: a little bit of her code because
it seems like she has some degree of
[_copernicumbledore]: like a spectrum of sorry of a
conscience as we've seen through
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: the movie
[onscreen_aversion]: so she wouldn't
[_copernicumbledore]: i would say
[onscreen_aversion]: intentionally
[_copernicumbledore]: so
[onscreen_aversion]: go out to get a free meal
out of it it would just always happen
[onscreen_aversion]: is that what you're saying
[cobra]: uh
[_copernicumbledore]: she's working she's working
[cobra]: h
[_copernicumbledore]: and if they and if they have
a bite to eat
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: they got a bite to eat
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: but like she's she's on the job
she's on the clock
[cobra]: yeah i think at the very least
she would get a meal out of it
[cobra]: that's the least like that would be
if that's all she got from the date
[cobra]: in terms of like
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: monetary gain she would consider it like
failure
[_copernicumbledore]: and if not
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: monetary i think it might even be
take it as
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: a
[cobra]: an item or something right
[_copernicumbledore]: sure but
[cobra]: if she needed to infiltrate a place
she would go on a date with like
[cobra]: the security guy and steal his bag
or something
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[cobra]: so that you could get into
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: the
[_copernicumbledore]: yes i
[cobra]: shoot cat woman this ship
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: basically
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: what i'm trying to say is i
wouldn't put it i think she would she
[_copernicumbledore]: would be able to pull off a
graceful long can
[cobra]: oh yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: you know
[onscreen_aversion]: so she get here for like five
years
[_copernicumbledore]: i once
[cobra]: year
[onscreen_aversion]: get married
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: have two kids and then
[_copernicumbledore]: but they
[onscreen_aversion]: finally
[_copernicumbledore]: weren't her kids she never gave birth
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: paid for an actor she paid for
actors
[_copernicumbledore]: consuelo
[onscreen_aversion]: how she
[_copernicumbledore]: consuelo
[cobra]: wow that is a long can
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: ah and then
[onscreen_aversion]: kay
[_copernicumbledore]: like
[onscreen_aversion]: fair enough
[cobra]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: the person is like wow you you
you
[cobra]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: lost that that baby weight
[cobra]: baby
[_copernicumbledore]: like like nothing
[cobra]: wait
[_copernicumbledore]: and she's like
[cobra]: like
[_copernicumbledore]: you know you know
[onscreen_aversion]: good jeans
[cobra]: good gens
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: as she puts on her mom jesus
he's gonna go get the store and get
[_copernicumbledore]: some milk you wite anything
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: in the door slants
[onscreen_aversion]: gone forever
[cobra]: i see what you did there by
the way with the gens
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: job
[onscreen_aversion]: we knew that all right good job
everybody we've tarnished more characters i'm proud of
[onscreen_aversion]: us for
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: that moving onwards
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: we should talk about
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: i don't know what
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: kind o
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: what
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: kind of podcast do you think would
come out of these shows this movie who
[onscreen_aversion]: who's dropping some hot pods after this
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: they're all too self satisfied
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: you have to
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: be bitter and angry like we are
to have a podcast
[onscreen_aversion]: that's fair
[_copernicumbledore]: do you
[onscreen_aversion]: i think
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: that
[_copernicumbledore]: think
[cobra]: maybe moncada would have one
[_copernicumbledore]: possibly
[onscreen_aversion]: well sure
[cobra]: complaining about his dad
[onscreen_aversion]: sure but like and like he would
just he would do nothing he would just
[onscreen_aversion]: show basically he would talk like it
wouldn't be about him
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: he would be the star of it
and it would be his servants who like
[onscreen_aversion]: sec record him and now that he's
dead they have those like secret recordings of
[onscreen_aversion]: him throughout life they release
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: sort of is like a basically
[cobra]: like a weird reality
[onscreen_aversion]: well
[cobra]: show
[onscreen_aversion]: think of murder a murder podcast right
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: oh i see
[onscreen_aversion]: they
[cobra]: a
[onscreen_aversion]: can
[cobra]: true crime
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: podcast
[onscreen_aversion]: and they like they can basically
[cobra]: yah
[onscreen_aversion]: can easilly tie him to killing
[cobra]: h
[onscreen_aversion]: his dad because he likes on the
record saying chitty things about his dad all
[onscreen_aversion]: the time around
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: the house because he's a piece of
ship son
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: i think
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: they could definitely
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: put that together
[cobra]: the boncadafiles
[_copernicumbledore]: hm m
[cobra]: that's what they would call
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: it
[_copernicumbledore]: m i got one
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i think just sorry i had it
here i think that a sister brnadebt from
[_copernicumbledore]: the orphanage she's she's
[cobra]: nice
[_copernicumbledore]: seen some ship and you know it
hard to be in you know and that
[_copernicumbledore]: in that position of authority when you've
got so many young minds delinquent and otherwise
[_copernicumbledore]: across that spectrum
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: um you know to under your charge
and so i think her podcast would be
[_copernicumbledore]: a bit of a release to not
only or topics about education and the forming
[_copernicumbledore]: and shaping of young minds but at
the same time i think she would bring
[_copernicumbledore]: on some different guests and other guests
specifically might be other sisters from from
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: the
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: orphanage so that they could all use
it as a venting mechanism and they wouldn't
[_copernicumbledore]: publish a single episode because the lord
is watching
[cobra]: yeah be a
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[cobra]: patron only podcast now all the proceeds
of the patron go
[_copernicumbledore]: go
[cobra]: to
[_copernicumbledore]: back
[cobra]: the church
[_copernicumbledore]: here you go to the church or
[onscreen_aversion]: now to
[_copernicumbledore]: help
[onscreen_aversion]: the orphanage to the church to cover
up
[cobra]: no
[onscreen_aversion]: all
[cobra]: the church
[onscreen_aversion]: the kids they
[cobra]: yes of course
[onscreen_aversion]: fiddled great great job o everybody
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: i think you mean diddle diddle
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: diglydigly
[onscreen_aversion]: whatever
[cobra]: they're
[_copernicumbledore]: filly
[cobra]: not
[_copernicumbledore]: d
[cobra]: violins
[onscreen_aversion]: um
[cobra]: sir
[_copernicumbledore]: i d
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: all right i like that for them
chris
[cobra]: i like dad yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: sister
[onscreen_aversion]: what do
[_copernicumbledore]: burnadebt
[onscreen_aversion]: you so let me ask you this
question obviously this movie takes place over days
[onscreen_aversion]: weeks i can't tell time
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: is a flat circle
[cobra]: i'm going to say a few weeks
[onscreen_aversion]: traveling is instantaneous and it's not that
they're the only movie has ever done this
[onscreen_aversion]: but i just love have movies don't
bother to show you travel any more
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: it's
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: great because
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: well this this movie doesn't even
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: show silly climbing the
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: fucking
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: chains
[_copernicumbledore]: and how
[cobra]: it shows him
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: on the beginning of the change and
then he was
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: there was like the
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: fuckyeah
[_copernicumbledore]: and how the hell did
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: he get down into that into the
salt chamber i'm like you used the cheat
[_copernicumbledore]: code how the funk did you
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: do that and further more how did
chloe
[cobra]: no
[_copernicumbledore]: get
[cobra]: clip
[_copernicumbledore]: the fuck
[cobra]: he
[_copernicumbledore]: out
[cobra]: no clipped
[_copernicumbledore]: you
[cobra]: he
[_copernicumbledore]: know
[cobra]: no clipped
[onscreen_aversion]: i got
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: definitely
[onscreen_aversion]: god mode
[cobra]: he just went
[onscreen_aversion]: on
[cobra]: down yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: so but like what do we think
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: ye
[onscreen_aversion]: the end of it without the cut
scenes at the end what do you think
[onscreen_aversion]: happened like the day or two after
this like so they've
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: gone they try to get this
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: treasure none of it happened the ships
you know well
[cobra]: h
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: guess
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: they're both done
[onscreen_aversion]: they're both like one ship blow up
or
[_copernicumbledore]: i don't remember
[cobra]: on
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: one like
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: exploded against the rocks
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: and the other one
[_copernicumbledore]: sunk
[cobra]: sunk
[onscreen_aversion]: sunk
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: right
[onscreen_aversion]: the ship
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: physics on wood that's hundreds of years
old
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: just
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: i love how
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: inconsequential and flexible it is sometimes the
little break
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: on contact other times pick a two
anoryear old ship up and fly over the
[onscreen_aversion]: helicopter perfect consistency
[cobra]: yea
[onscreen_aversion]: nothing happens
[cobra]: sometimes
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: sometimes two hundred and fifty year old
cannon with a single like with just just
[cobra]: as old and as wet powder
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: works and fires at the exact proper
time to hit a fucking
[onscreen_aversion]: it's
[cobra]: helicopter
[onscreen_aversion]: true hunpercen
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: accurate
[_copernicumbledore]: lot armor
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: i also
[cobra]: oh yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: enjoyed that five billion dollars with the
gold
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: es
[onscreen_aversion]: as they've quoted it as is not
heavy enough to break through the wooden
[cobra]: well
[onscreen_aversion]: ship
[cobra]: i think i think
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: they were counting and this is me
being charitable
[onscreen_aversion]: hm
[cobra]: i think they were counting what they
[onscreen_aversion]: m
[cobra]: could get for the boats themselves
[_copernicumbledore]: i think
[cobra]: because
[_copernicumbledore]: so too
[cobra]: it's magellan boats
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: right so
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: it's it's like oh it's a historical
thing
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: but they wouldn't have
[cobra]: like
[onscreen_aversion]: known
[cobra]: some
[onscreen_aversion]: they're
[cobra]: collector
[onscreen_aversion]: going to find
[cobra]: with
[onscreen_aversion]: the
[cobra]: it
[onscreen_aversion]: boats they were finding the gold they
didn't know the boat was actually there
[cobra]: and
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: they did mention at least three billion
right at least
[onscreen_aversion]: i
[cobra]: once
[onscreen_aversion]: heard five
[cobra]: so
[onscreen_aversion]: playing
[_copernicumbledore]: i heard
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: five at one point two um
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: so
[cobra]: yeah that's a lot of that's a
lot of gold
[onscreen_aversion]: okay so let me do a
[_copernicumbledore]: but
[onscreen_aversion]: little quick quick math here this vamp
while i do this quick math
[_copernicumbledore]: i think that
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: in the early in the early stages
when when sully
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: was trying to sell
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: nathan on this adventure
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: he was like
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: today's
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: like
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: almost near quote i've almost
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: got the quoting is like today's
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: currency inflation
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: five billion so he was just estimating
but
[onscreen_aversion]: chris okay by the estimation of five
billion that is eighty two let's just rounded
[onscreen_aversion]: up eighty three thousand
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: kilograms of gold
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: did you did your did your google
complete for you because i started typing how
[cobra]: much would five and then billion
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: dolls of dollars worth of gold be
worth
[onscreen_aversion]: oh no
[cobra]: bbwaitlike
[onscreen_aversion]: i just
[cobra]: mine just comp and for me
[onscreen_aversion]: i just looked up the price of
gold and did the math because i'm a
[onscreen_aversion]: weird person
[_copernicumbledore]: so ho
[cobra]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: o o give me the give me
the kilogram waihtagain so what is that in
[_copernicumbledore]: pounds or tons
[onscreen_aversion]: pounds what you your canadian what have
to convert
[cobra]: why are you american
[onscreen_aversion]: for you
[_copernicumbledore]: no no
[cobra]: what's
[_copernicumbledore]: no no
[cobra]: wrong
[_copernicumbledore]: no no
[cobra]: with
[_copernicumbledore]: no
[cobra]: you
[_copernicumbledore]: no no no no no not currency
i meant weight like if you said kilograms
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah kilograms is the international scientific measurement
unit that everybody but the united states uses
[onscreen_aversion]: to measure weights so i'm
[_copernicumbledore]: you don't
[onscreen_aversion]: asking
[_copernicumbledore]: need to
[onscreen_aversion]: you
[_copernicumbledore]: get
[onscreen_aversion]: why
[_copernicumbledore]: angry
[onscreen_aversion]: you need
[_copernicumbledore]: at
[onscreen_aversion]: hounds
[_copernicumbledore]: me
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: forget it as how i i better
understand objects in space
[onscreen_aversion]: multiply eighty three thousand by two point
two okay a
[_copernicumbledore]: we do this like listeners this is
this is what you come to us for
[_copernicumbledore]: i want to know
[cobra]: it's weird
[onscreen_aversion]: slow
[_copernicumbledore]: it
[onscreen_aversion]: maths
[_copernicumbledore]: just did it
[onscreen_aversion]: it's like
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: a hunder ninety pounds under ninety thousand
pounds
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: yeah i found one place that's saying
that
[_copernicumbledore]: oh my
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: a billion dollars
[onscreen_aversion]: a
[cobra]: worth of gold would be twenty tons
which means five
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: billion would be a hundred tons
[_copernicumbledore]: i put eighty
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: three thousand kilograms
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: to like to convert to tons that's
ninety one point five tons and to
[cobra]: there
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: you go so that that makes sense
[_copernicumbledore]: for me tons go and i go
back quite quite a ways because
[onscreen_aversion]: uh
[_copernicumbledore]: of marvel trading
[cobra]: yah
[_copernicumbledore]: cards
[onscreen_aversion]: h
[_copernicumbledore]: specifically because of martivell trading
[cobra]: h
[_copernicumbledore]: trading cards like
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: like
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: spider man kin ex amount tons the
hulk that's why anyway thank
[onscreen_aversion]: we're
[_copernicumbledore]: you for
[onscreen_aversion]: learning
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: way too much about you for listeners
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: let me give you something that actually
makes a little sense to everybody
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: the
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: the weight of an armored car is
twenty five thousand pounds
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: or eleven and a half thousand kilograms
so
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: quick mass tells us with some rounding
let's call it it's about eight armored cars
[onscreen_aversion]: giver take gold
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: on two
[_copernicumbledore]: uh
[onscreen_aversion]: boats to say four
[_copernicumbledore]: uh
[onscreen_aversion]: armor cars per boat i'm just saying
that that might be too much a wait
[cobra]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: have i have related question
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: hm
[cobra]: how how did they get the nets
underneath
[onscreen_aversion]: hm
[cobra]: the boat
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: that's a good fucking question
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: you saw them digging
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah so when they go they pulled
it
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: off
[cobra]: what they did was they had like
eleven billion people there so they lifted the
[cobra]: boat and slid it under come on
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: i was like what the how are
they raising this
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: boat
[_copernicumbledore]: they made it seem like it happened
in like i don't know a good
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: thirty minutes
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: to an hour
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: that's
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: not possible that like
[onscreen_aversion]: none of that's possible
[cobra]: no
[onscreen_aversion]: i mean
[_copernicumbledore]: you
[onscreen_aversion]: if
[_copernicumbledore]: know
[onscreen_aversion]: we want
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: to play what's you know let's okay
let's do this i
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: was asking what happened
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: the next day when we
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: got
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: side
[_copernicumbledore]: sir
[onscreen_aversion]: tracked let me ask the more important
question because who gives this ship what happened
[onscreen_aversion]: the next day
[_copernicumbledore]: he
[onscreen_aversion]: what was
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: the dumbest thing that happened in this
movie
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: oh man
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: now
[_copernicumbledore]: h
[cobra]: you're talking
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: i got one so straight off nathan
drake jumping from cargo box to
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: cargo box while the while the plane
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: was in flight you can't like i'm
i'm no physics
[cobra]: don't you know his spider man man
his spider man
[_copernicumbledore]: not in this
[onscreen_aversion]: man
[_copernicumbledore]: movie man
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: like i am no mathematician i am
not a physicist
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: but i don't see how how a
human could generate
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: enough energy to jump from so super
mario from one
[onscreen_aversion]: uh
[_copernicumbledore]: mushroom to the next
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: and then get back on to the
plane he like
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: if there was if there was a
rope i would get it
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: furthermore
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: like how
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: how ere chloe and nathan able to
have any sort of conversation
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: free falling
[cobra]: yep
[_copernicumbledore]: but anyway
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: those for me stuck out
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: the most
[cobra]: how
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: i'll tack another one to the same
scene
[_copernicumbledore]: r
[cobra]: they opened that paris shoot very very
late on that fall
[_copernicumbledore]: i got
[cobra]: it
[onscreen_aversion]: hm
[cobra]: would
[_copernicumbledore]: that feeling
[cobra]: not have
[_copernicumbledore]: to
[cobra]: broken
[_copernicumbledore]: you
[cobra]: their fall
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[cobra]: enough
[onscreen_aversion]: also water is rock
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: at that speed
[cobra]: exactly exactly
[_copernicumbledore]: and with them
[cobra]: you would have they would have exploded
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yep and with them like
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: clutching on to on
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: to the object as it hit they
should have been like severely injured if not
[_copernicumbledore]: killed
[onscreen_aversion]: so
[cobra]: exactly
[onscreen_aversion]: just because we're
[_copernicumbledore]: my
[onscreen_aversion]: doing this
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: and we're going to be
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: asses about cargo plane flies that roughly
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: nine hundred kilometers per hour or five
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: hundred sixteen
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: mile per hour so to chris's point
nathan drake had to generate enough force that
[onscreen_aversion]: he would move faster then
[cobra]: well
[onscreen_aversion]: five
[cobra]: he
[onscreen_aversion]: hundred
[cobra]: was
[onscreen_aversion]: sixty
[cobra]: moving
[onscreen_aversion]: miles
[cobra]: with
[onscreen_aversion]: per
[cobra]: the
[onscreen_aversion]: hour
[cobra]: moment he was moving with the momentum
of the plane
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[cobra]: but still
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: the moment he jumped up
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: yep
[onscreen_aversion]: and let's
[cobra]: up
[onscreen_aversion]: go
[cobra]: not forward
[_copernicumbledore]: so
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah yeah
[cobra]: like no it's not even the speed
it's the
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: wind the wind would sucking rippin has
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: it's ridiculous
[onscreen_aversion]: potentially listen
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: we're not we're not scientists or mathematicians
or physicists
[_copernicumbledore]: right
[onscreen_aversion]: so we're
[_copernicumbledore]: now we
[onscreen_aversion]: we're
[_copernicumbledore]: are
[onscreen_aversion]: gonna move on for that
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: why were the puzzle so like
[_copernicumbledore]: s
[cobra]: dumb
[onscreen_aversion]: it
[cobra]: dumb
[onscreen_aversion]: they just
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: never seemed satisfying when they solve one
[_copernicumbledore]: yea
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: like okay
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: and i know part of it this
is not fair for them but part of
[onscreen_aversion]: it's like we've seen a lot of
these you know if you've watched diana
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: jones if you've watched all the dan
brown aslant demons things
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: like the church
[_copernicumbledore]: national
[cobra]: national
[_copernicumbledore]: treasure
[cobra]: treasure
[onscreen_aversion]: national
[cobra]: had better
[onscreen_aversion]: treasure
[_copernicumbledore]: right
[cobra]: puzzles
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah it's
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: always
[_copernicumbledore]: did
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: a church and that's
[cobra]: my
[onscreen_aversion]: fun and like you know honestly the
tree
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: thing with the church find clever good
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: job of everybody but then
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: the whole like heaven and health thing
and like going to
[cobra]: that was the only part i actually
liked that they had to trust like it's
[cobra]: convoluted again like you said it's convoluted
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: because like okay so i have to
trust like what's happening there were eighteen people
[cobra]: they only need
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: two
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[cobra]: the funk
[onscreen_aversion]: so well this is my point right
like them solving that
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: puzzle them figuring
[cobra]: right
[onscreen_aversion]: out the heaven and hell thing in
the key and honestly putting the key together
[onscreen_aversion]: was the
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: most loclester thing i've ever saw i
didn't even like really click together he just
[onscreen_aversion]: held it but it's fine that whole
thing just even feel good when they were
[onscreen_aversion]: done like it wasn't
[_copernicumbledore]: true
[onscreen_aversion]: like nice puzzle
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: cool that
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: was really core if you found a
map on to the next step but she
[onscreen_aversion]: was like why didn't we go through
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: all of that
[_copernicumbledore]: i have the answer
[onscreen_aversion]: like
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i believe i have the answer
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah okay
[_copernicumbledore]: the reason why there was no payoff
is because from geographically and
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: like base like sorry the geography and
the scenes the way they stitch together like
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: for example when nathan and chloe are
in what's
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: supposedly like the basement or oma the
catachomes and then they end up into the
[_copernicumbledore]: until like
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: a sewerage sich piping system and then
back into a club that was that that
[_copernicumbledore]: would
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: something i could have stomached but sully
[cobra]: they had to do it better
[_copernicumbledore]: they
[cobra]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: needed to do it better but
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: sully's was weird it's like he full
on left the church i felt like
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: he should have he maybe if he
ended up on the roof tops for example
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: could have been something thing but it
was
[cobra]: but
[_copernicumbledore]: a
[cobra]: then
[_copernicumbledore]: weird
[cobra]: he wouldn't have ended up at papa
john's
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: i looked away for like
[cobra]: needed the pro replacement
[onscreen_aversion]: looked away for like
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: a minute
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: cause i was talking to my wife
and when i came back i had literally
[cobra]: ye
[onscreen_aversion]: no idea what the fuck was doing
outside
[_copernicumbledore]: see
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[_copernicumbledore]: that's
[onscreen_aversion]: fucking
[_copernicumbledore]: my point
[onscreen_aversion]: clue
[_copernicumbledore]: and then like
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: he's walking the streets and joe braddock
is like oh there he is easy follow
[cobra]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: so
[onscreen_aversion]: thank you chris
[_copernicumbledore]: ye
[onscreen_aversion]: this is a good point
[cobra]: ye
[_copernicumbledore]: too easy
[onscreen_aversion]: joe brack and her gang of idiot
tugs they follow them no problem everywhere
[_copernicumbledore]: yep
[onscreen_aversion]: all
[_copernicumbledore]: yep
[onscreen_aversion]: the time not an issue always
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: the dumb luck
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: like
[_copernicumbledore]: yep
[onscreen_aversion]: i thought
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: i thought that they were going to
go way far away from where the boat
[onscreen_aversion]: was when they didn't have the extra
piece clue right with solving of the riddle
[onscreen_aversion]: and honestly i was epectiitwas kind
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: of like
[_copernicumbledore]: ye
[onscreen_aversion]: luster for them to like
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: i've got all these postcards as a
cypher no he just put it like hidden
[onscreen_aversion]: writing on one post card like at
least make all the postcard
[_copernicumbledore]: we
[onscreen_aversion]: matter
[cobra]: that was the that was the least
i was like oh this
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: is going a be fucking cool
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: it's going to be something with the
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: pictures and then he's going a have
to match the pictures
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: to the writing it's gonna be and
it's just like the stupid fire thing i'm
[cobra]: like come
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[cobra]: on you did this already
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: and so but like the thing was
like why was it like why did the
[onscreen_aversion]: last piece of the puzzle just move
like they didn't need
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: that last piece of the puzzle they
could just looked around and found that fucking
[onscreen_aversion]: those chips right like they were so
close
[cobra]: well i mean
[onscreen_aversion]: that the
[cobra]: yeah that's
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: what i was going to say like
they were like in the wrong place like
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: braddock
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: and her thugs and and just they
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: just see nathan passing by like
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah that was
[cobra]: two meters
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[cobra]: from
[_copernicumbledore]: was
[cobra]: them
[_copernicumbledore]: eft
[cobra]: that was so stupid yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: it's very it's very
[cobra]: to
[_copernicumbledore]: upsetting
[cobra]: me
[_copernicumbledore]: as far as no
[cobra]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: payoff
[cobra]: have
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: a very very very petty
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: one
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: related to the puzzles that you were
talking about matt where like the they're using
[cobra]: those crosses kind of like keys right
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: and when they get to to when
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: sally can talk to them to the
grate
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: and it goes like oh it doesn't
fit like that's the only place he tries
[cobra]: to use the
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[cobra]: front
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[cobra]: of
[onscreen_aversion]: i
[cobra]: the
[onscreen_aversion]: saw
[cobra]: cross
[onscreen_aversion]: that and i was like
[cobra]: i was like what the fuck dude
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[cobra]: try it the other
[onscreen_aversion]: i
[cobra]: way you did it in every other
situation
[onscreen_aversion]: i thought she was just like hey
idiot turn it around
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[cobra]: that's what i thought too
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: that's the only one it doesn't fit
like come on like put it there with
[cobra]: the right
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: side like you always do it make
it not turn
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: let us let us see your struggle
[cobra]: i was so mad at that yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i think that was like i kind
of wish i could
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: have been a fly
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: on the wall
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: during the writing of this movie
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: because once again
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: it's like you know i've given this
movie a common rating but in a lot
[_copernicumbledore]: of ways it's exactly
[cobra]: it's moving to vendor trash
[_copernicumbledore]: that and specifically
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: it's exactly what happened to greenland to
the green lantern movie you have so much
[_copernicumbledore]: source
[onscreen_aversion]: hm
[_copernicumbledore]: material that whether you
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: adapt it or you work with
[cobra]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: the right people to
[cobra]: right right
[_copernicumbledore]: do a proper homage you don't need
to be completely accurate but there's something
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: that's really you know what this movie
is too dumb period
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: howe per cent
[cobra]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: too dumb
[cobra]: it it makes you dumb by watching
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: like i lost i q watching this
movie for sure like
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: to me i'll tell you and i
think
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: it's also kind of pedantic probably is
but maybe because i had to endure the
[cobra]: rest of the movie before it
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: but the fact that nathan drake goes
like passes in front like waves to
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: the thugs as he's going to the
right place yeah i really like
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: the fact that he like god wise
and sent chloe to the wrong place
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[cobra]: so that's
[_copernicumbledore]: i appreciated
[cobra]: fine but then
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[cobra]: he goes into he goes into that
sort of like nook or like
[_copernicumbledore]: cavern
[cobra]: alcove
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah okay
[cobra]: cavern and then he's like you know
what i'm going
[_copernicumbledore]: um
[cobra]: to do i'm just going a jump
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[cobra]: here
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[cobra]: swim under because i'm sure it's
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: not going to be like miles
[_copernicumbledore]: ye
[cobra]: and miles of things
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: underwater
[_copernicumbledore]: exactly
[cobra]: before i get up
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: there and then he's like looks out
and it wasn't
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: it was just a small junk
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: and then there's two fucking boats just
there
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: how the fuck did those boats get
there
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: and how
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: convenient it is that without even knowing
that the boats were going to be there
[cobra]: they had the helicopter s already rigged
to bring the boats up
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: and conveniently there was a hole in
the top of the place that nobody knows
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: nobody knew where it was
[onscreen_aversion]: you've
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: gone you've
[cobra]: nobody
[onscreen_aversion]: gone
[cobra]: knew
[onscreen_aversion]: too
[cobra]: where
[onscreen_aversion]: far
[cobra]: those
[onscreen_aversion]: lucian
[cobra]: boats were
[onscreen_aversion]: you've gone away
[_copernicumbledore]: you're
[onscreen_aversion]: too far because
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: because
[_copernicumbledore]: giving
[onscreen_aversion]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: them
[onscreen_aversion]: agree
[_copernicumbledore]: too much credit
[onscreen_aversion]: i agree with you that it's dumb
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: that he swims under but like
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: as a story writer you're just like
what it's fine like you're like it's the
[onscreen_aversion]: thing
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: the thing where you lose
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: is like i agree ith you that
it's done that he just swims
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: and finds it but okay he finds
it the helicopters can lift it out that
[onscreen_aversion]: is purely
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: a plot device to have their big
ending
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: chase scene and
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: and so
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: it works on the logic of like
well we want to pull this out but
[onscreen_aversion]: i think the bigger
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: plot point that chris pulled up or
the story point is the simple one of
[onscreen_aversion]: how did you put the nets under
the boat there's
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: no way
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: you could have done that
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: in the time
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[cobra]: it's what
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: i said
[onscreen_aversion]: i'm sorry
[cobra]: but yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: well i'm
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: givin it to chris
[_copernicumbledore]: kay
[onscreen_aversion]: because i don't like you um
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: fair
[onscreen_aversion]: but like
[cobra]: harsh
[onscreen_aversion]: fair
[cobra]: but
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: fair
[onscreen_aversion]: and so you like i understand all
your complaints but they're all wrapped
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: up into one thing complaint of they
were focused on this big ending
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: that made
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: zero sense less
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: than zero
[cobra]: no but
[onscreen_aversion]: sense
[cobra]: but here's i don't disagree with that
but i was mad before even knowing because
[cobra]: remember i'm not i don't know about
uncharted
[_copernicumbledore]: right
[cobra]: so i believe i remember seeing something
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: on trailers or whatever about because it
happens
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: on the
[_copernicumbledore]: they
[cobra]: game
[_copernicumbledore]: spoiled
[cobra]: too right
[_copernicumbledore]: it they spoiled yeah they spoiled that
in them
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: in the trailer too
[cobra]: but i was like even before i
knew that that was going to happen i
[cobra]: was mad i was like okay he
didn't
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: know how much it was going to
have to swim
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: the boats were there
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: and nobody knows how they got there
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: or how how they
[cobra]: and
[_copernicumbledore]: got them
[cobra]: then
[_copernicumbledore]: out to
[cobra]: and then because this was like the
combination right
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: nobody like
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: like you had met all this puzzles
were stupid and they were all like
[_copernicumbledore]: h
[cobra]: go
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: here to find another map to find
another map there to find another map there
[cobra]: to use the stupid crosses to make
up compass that thing was
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: like
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: how did he how did he
[_copernicumbledore]: no
[cobra]: you know i almost massaged
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: you and
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[cobra]: he did that because that to me
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: had the feeling of the stupid dagger
from riselfskywalker
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: it was the
[onscreen_aversion]: you
[cobra]: same
[onscreen_aversion]: have to
[cobra]: feeling
[onscreen_aversion]: stand
[cobra]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: in
[cobra]: got
[onscreen_aversion]: the right spot on the side of
the water in order to let the dagger
[onscreen_aversion]: tell you if it's in the desart
if you had been standing
[cobra]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: five feet to the left you wouldn't
fucking know where anything
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: is
[cobra]: it's the same thing if he
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: turned the thin
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: o
[cobra]: round with the other side
[_copernicumbledore]: not
[cobra]: he would have landed in sucking our
gentina
[onscreen_aversion]: a hundred percent
[cobra]: or whatever
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: i don't know
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: but like nobody knew what that thing
was but it was he found it that's
[cobra]: fine because he did the math okay
and then he went under the bolts were
[cobra]: there dry dry land somehow
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: and it was conveniently open to the
sky
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: and the joe whatever her
[onscreen_aversion]: brad
[cobra]: face
[_copernicumbledore]: radack
[cobra]: is shocked
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: the wall
[_copernicumbledore]: true
[cobra]: because she knew she could do that
too to get in and they all brought
[cobra]: ignifequipment to lift the
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: boat i was so mad at that
end
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: okay so you've repeated everything you complained
of before i said
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: why it happened and you
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: said it again so you're really mad
i get it
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: i'm not mad that they brought
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: helicopters to be able to lift things
because he don't now at they're geting into
[onscreen_aversion]: and it looks like they bought everything
like they said they had pitman on
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: the ground that is fine that is
not a complaint
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: it's not fine for me
[onscreen_aversion]: but it's just like
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: it's
[cobra]: i told you it was
[onscreen_aversion]: but
[cobra]: pedantic
[onscreen_aversion]: the thing is like it it is
it in the realm of believeability would they
[onscreen_aversion]: have bought a lot of equipment because
the don't know wether they got to carry
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: as i told you eight armored cars
worth of gold so they would have brought
[onscreen_aversion]: things they
[cobra]: so
[onscreen_aversion]: could carry a heavy amount of gold
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: agreed
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: agreed to hand per cent
[_copernicumbledore]: ship tank or thing
[cobra]: what about the boats why did they
bring
[onscreen_aversion]: because it's
[cobra]: nat
[onscreen_aversion]: the pictures
[cobra]: nat
[onscreen_aversion]: that's i don't know what the nets
are well thats because you could just
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: put the but that's actually makes sense
you could if you
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: at
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: the
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: gold you just put the gold in
the nets and carry
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: the nets of gold away that would
ave been
[_copernicumbledore]: especially
[onscreen_aversion]: perfectly logical
[_copernicumbledore]: especially if
[cobra]: because they knew that the place that
nobody
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: knew where it was would have axes
from
[onscreen_aversion]: well
[cobra]: the
[onscreen_aversion]: i don't
[cobra]: top
[onscreen_aversion]: think
[_copernicumbledore]: no
[onscreen_aversion]: they thought they could
[_copernicumbledore]: no
[onscreen_aversion]: fly
[_copernicumbledore]: no
[onscreen_aversion]: in the top
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: sorry chris
[_copernicumbledore]: correct
[onscreen_aversion]: go ahead you got this
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah what i was going to say
is the nets alone makes sense because
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: when they
[cobra]: fair that's
[_copernicumbledore]: when
[cobra]: fair
[_copernicumbledore]: they find like i don't think they
were planning for a boat i think that
[_copernicumbledore]: planning for like a deep sea excavation
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: of like it's probably sunk will need
nets to lift like we'll collect the gold
[_copernicumbledore]: into something if it's not intact
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: enough and is it that way but
the boats
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: that was a stretch what i upset
about is that the movie got smart got
[_copernicumbledore]: smart and then got dumb again just
that the like
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: when like
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: nathan and chloe are like like catching
their breath like they're
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: they're taking like a like they got
air b and b and first of all
[_copernicumbledore]: it got it got smart on two
accounts one no sex scene good
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: great like they're working
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: to get
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: leave
[onscreen_aversion]: huge
[_copernicumbledore]: it alone great thank
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: you and then nathan does all
[cobra]: true
[_copernicumbledore]: the
[onscreen_aversion]: ye
[_copernicumbledore]: does all does a lot of the
discovery and research and puts it together fine
[_copernicumbledore]: and then leads her in the wrong
like he gives her a test and she
[_copernicumbledore]: fails thank you
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: he learns she follows for the
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: trap and he goes on his merry
way fine
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: and then they still managed to suck
it up like one of the one of
[_copernicumbledore]: the one of the smartest scenes that
showed a bit of growth that they just
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: threw away
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: after
[cobra]: yeah the very end is very unsatisfying
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: they go through all that trouble to
find it and it just sucks up they
[cobra]: get away
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: with like three pieces of things like
it's kind of unsatisfying
[_copernicumbledore]: what
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: that's
[_copernicumbledore]: will say to that i'll say real
quick to answer the question in terms of
[_copernicumbledore]: because it also dovetails into what happens
the next day that i had to answer
[_copernicumbledore]: for when you asked it based
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: on the like the like six or
seven p is that nathan grabbed that's
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: pretty much enough to find the next
adventure the next
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: hm
[_copernicumbledore]: excursion
[cobra]: for
[_copernicumbledore]: to
[cobra]: sure
[_copernicumbledore]: get them
[cobra]: for
[_copernicumbledore]: started
[cobra]: sure
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: that's all i'll say to that so
sorry go
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[_copernicumbledore]: ahead
[onscreen_aversion]: that's good and thank you for coming
back to that question
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: i asked i
[cobra]: yah
[onscreen_aversion]: appreciate you acknowledging the questions i ask
on the show someone has to we're going
[onscreen_aversion]: to move on from how all the
stupidest things i think
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: the the key stupid thing the entire
movie is the
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: compass things because it's just so so
dumb
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: and it
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: makes no sense and wasn't even necessary
i don't know why they had it's fun
[onscreen_aversion]: and how did you get a pscordintat
of that they were like round that even
[onscreen_aversion]: point to an actual point that is
pointed in a general area and it was
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: not important moving on past it
[cobra]: uh
[onscreen_aversion]: we got a script doctor the shit
out of this thing um
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: h oh man
[onscreen_aversion]: we haven't left ourselves much time so
do our best
[_copernicumbledore]: high level or what do you think
[onscreen_aversion]: high level because we do you know
let's skip a sequel um
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: m just skip talking
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: about
[_copernicumbledore]: makes
[cobra]: because
[onscreen_aversion]: the
[_copernicumbledore]: sense
[onscreen_aversion]: sequel
[cobra]: it's coming
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: probably
[_copernicumbledore]: that makes sense
[onscreen_aversion]: because i think it's more important to
get this movie right
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: the sequel
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: is just you know them on another
shady adventure so let's fix this movie so
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: that
[cobra]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: that the sequel of our our good
movie we made in the future so how
[onscreen_aversion]: what what like how are we fixing
this thing
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: based
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: on all right so we're not going
to i don't think i think we can
[_copernicumbledore]: we can leave the
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: somewhat lukewarm sam and and and nathan
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: opening intact i think that's okay in
the
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: orphanage we could leave that
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: i think
[onscreen_aversion]: but instead of it being the cold
opening warm opening
[_copernicumbledore]: sure
[onscreen_aversion]: let's just make it flash back truth
willie
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: chop it up in the smaller scenes
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: do some flash backs
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: show why he has this knowledge instead
of a whole
[_copernicumbledore]: h
[onscreen_aversion]: big scene
[_copernicumbledore]: m yeah
[cobra]: and i think so that that kind
of dove tails into or nother of tales
[cobra]: but like that links into something i
wanted to do
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: which is something you mentioned mat which
i make nae be more
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[cobra]: savy and in the game already
[onscreen_aversion]: show show me yeah
[cobra]: show
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: me right and then as it shows
why he knows how to do and why
[cobra]: why he knows what to do y
and z
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: he learns from his brother
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: the arfanage
[onscreen_aversion]: great
[_copernicumbledore]: that makes sense
[cobra]: right in the flash backs
[onscreen_aversion]: because
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: in in the movie they do the
standard and even lowers like this is the
[onscreen_aversion]: theme from like ocean's
[_copernicumbledore]: ye
[onscreen_aversion]: twelve or whatever but
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: it's like he's just a
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: pick pocket right and and king sellydisk
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: verse gonna make
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: him more but it's just like now
he's like hey translate this book for me
[onscreen_aversion]: hey do all these things for him
and it just has no no connection right
[onscreen_aversion]: so you're right
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: like okay
[cobra]: yea
[onscreen_aversion]: he's a pick book but also he's
been secretly breaking into shite museums and fucking
[onscreen_aversion]: new england to like s paintings or
something right or like he's been ding
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: his own research
[cobra]: don't don't show
[_copernicumbledore]: a
[cobra]: only the failure
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: which is what
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: they do show them
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[cobra]: getting like doing stuff right
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: ah and
[_copernicumbledore]: go
[cobra]: all all of that fuel by that
that story that sam tells
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: is like oh we're you know descendents
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: of francis drake and that kind of
stuff i thought that that was nice i
[cobra]: don't know if it's in
[onscreen_aversion]: it
[cobra]: the
[onscreen_aversion]: is
[cobra]: game
[onscreen_aversion]: they still left from entred for
[cobra]: it's
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[cobra]: damn it
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[cobra]: i'm trying to give this movie some
[onscreen_aversion]: well
[cobra]: credit
[onscreen_aversion]: i mean
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: it works in uncharted four because on
charter four is all about
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: his brother missing and he comes back
in the game like running
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: to him he just in the game
for a a large portion of it unlike
[onscreen_aversion]: in
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: this movie where he's
[cobra]: nice
[onscreen_aversion]: just dead so like they basically use
most
[cobra]: a tool
[onscreen_aversion]: of
[cobra]: he's a tool
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah they use most of the uncharted
for story in this movie
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: except they removed like his brother having
come back in that emotional way that harris
[onscreen_aversion]: and so sally
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: does all the work that his brother
does in the game the game your always
[onscreen_aversion]: with the brother and the bother is
helping you do stuff and the brother needs
[onscreen_aversion]: your nathan drake abilities
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: to find the treasure um
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: and and and sorry yeah soy in
the movie place the same character
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: from the video
[cobra]: got
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah okay
[_copernicumbledore]: i got something
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: so i agree with
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: i like what i'm hearing so what
do you think of opening like let's say
[_copernicumbledore]: let's just like like the first arc
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: like the first if we if we
think of like like chapter one two three
[_copernicumbledore]: of the movie
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: chapter
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: one
[onscreen_aversion]: good
[_copernicumbledore]: we open with m sully recruiting then
but it's a flash back and we jump
[_copernicumbledore]: into the high scene a lot sooner
[onscreen_aversion]: or like that so so they haven't
established relationship
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: when
[_copernicumbledore]: and
[onscreen_aversion]: we're going to the magellan boat stuff
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah yeah
[cobra]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah yeah
[cobra]: where where sally can kind of like
okay this this this kid is trust worthy
[cobra]: enough for me to bring him in
my lifetime scheme
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: not just bring him in my lifetime
came
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: from the first yeah i like
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: that
[_copernicumbledore]: and we still use and i really
like the idea of like for each
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: kind of task nathan has to do
we get
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: we get we get the explanation
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: based off a flash back
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: just like he does
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: it so and
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: then we that kind of gets allows
us to chop the shirtless tom holland thinking
[_copernicumbledore]: and studying stuff
[onscreen_aversion]: uh
[_copernicumbledore]: we don't need that
[cobra]: and and doing
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: pull ups and in the bunk
[_copernicumbledore]: muscle
[cobra]: bed
[_copernicumbledore]: ups
[cobra]: or whatever
[_copernicumbledore]: muscle ups
[onscreen_aversion]: ackalfanacis
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: number scene at the movie
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: galapadakis
[onscreen_aversion]: um
[_copernicumbledore]: fron
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i thought i'll take
[cobra]: uh
[_copernicumbledore]: it galpin
[onscreen_aversion]: um it's fair now it's good because
i think they would those two would do
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: a lot better if they had an
existent connection versus this antagonistic connection because why
[onscreen_aversion]: he come on this trip right so
now it's like
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: hey you ve always talked about this
this your brother's big score thing
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: i have you know i found this
map right i have a lead on you
[onscreen_aversion]: want to do it
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: um and then
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: it's because the whole idea
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: that like sally let his brother die
is just like why what like i done
[onscreen_aversion]: want emotional stakes in this movie but
like our conflict between the protagonist like the
[onscreen_aversion]: conflict her running away with their map
need also conflict between nathan and silly like
[onscreen_aversion]: there's just there's too much going on
in
[_copernicumbledore]: h
[onscreen_aversion]: the story line right you're trying
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: carry too much
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: m yeah
[cobra]: and while we're at it we need
to take away like we can't have all
[cobra]: of them being cock
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: like sassy i'm super arrogant chipped
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[cobra]: it doesn't work
[_copernicumbledore]: i think to that point i think
nathan should
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: have some talent and he and and
we get the flash backs and stuff but
[_copernicumbledore]: sully to that point sully sales he
taking him under his wing nathan independent and
[_copernicumbledore]: has his own like his own
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: personality and so on but it's like
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: an apprentice ship a protegee so i
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: feel like
[onscreen_aversion]: yeh
[cobra]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: nathan should
[cobra]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: be like are you sure and then
so he's like trust me stick to the
[_copernicumbledore]: plan something like that like a captain
in a number one
[onscreen_aversion]: and that that ties you back to
the video game sally in a much more
[onscreen_aversion]: meaningful way
[_copernicumbledore]: because salis a lot
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: smarter in the game
[cobra]: and that
[_copernicumbledore]: too sorry go ahead
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah oh
[cobra]: and then you can let you know
if solis supposed to be the cock sarcastic
[cobra]: guide let him beat that let and
let like nathan be a little bit more
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: idealistic i guess or like wide eyed
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: it's
[cobra]: if we're making him
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: younger
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: so yeah well in the game selliis
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: cocky
[cobra]: the straight
[onscreen_aversion]: but
[cobra]: man right
[onscreen_aversion]: well yes and no he's cocke
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: and but he's cocky because
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: he's seasoned right like
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: he has the experience
[cobra]: right
[onscreen_aversion]: to be cockie
[cobra]: his
[onscreen_aversion]: and
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: so nathan
[cobra]: yeah yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: drake isn't as coke as he plays
in this movie he has some you know
[onscreen_aversion]: quips and stuff but
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: you know it's you learned the experience
from sally you become that
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: because you get that experience from sly
so if he's young
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: he would have a lot less of
that he'd have it in certain situations but
[onscreen_aversion]: he would probably freak
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: out with the
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: plane
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: situation right or like be like nervous
or an talk about it after like that
[onscreen_aversion]: was fucked up like not as
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: like
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah that's cool
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: that's what i normally do
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: on a saturday
[cobra]: i like be realistic
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: you mean
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i have a
[cobra]: and
[_copernicumbledore]: go ahead
[cobra]: and then let let chloe be more
of a straight shooter
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: this in the dynamic
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: right she's always serious it's always business
with her
[_copernicumbledore]: hm hm
[cobra]: not like
[_copernicumbledore]: may
[cobra]: the whole banter ship
[onscreen_aversion]: well
[cobra]: it doesn't
[onscreen_aversion]: well
[cobra]: work i guess
[_copernicumbledore]: i like
[cobra]: because they don't have chemistry
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: they
[_copernicumbledore]: if we
[onscreen_aversion]: have decent
[_copernicumbledore]: actually
[onscreen_aversion]: chemistry
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: and
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: in the t there's like a bit
of a triangle
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: that goes on across the series and
stuff and between cloy and then another another
[_copernicumbledore]: character that that shows up eventually but
anyways i hear you on that luciano i
[_copernicumbledore]: have i have a blocker that i
need your help with guys
[onscreen_aversion]: yep
[_copernicumbledore]: when we're script
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: doctoring and that's cool
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: but i'm struggling i'm struggling based on
who we cast who we keep who is
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: nathan drake
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: in this if it's tom holland that
works for like the protege kind of thing
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: but
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: like if we for example go with
a different slightly older nathan drake someone who's
[_copernicumbledore]: not as boyish
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: right then
[onscreen_aversion]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: i'm
[cobra]: well
[_copernicumbledore]: not sure how to slit them
[cobra]: this
[_copernicumbledore]: in
[cobra]: is script
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: doctor not script rewriting
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: entirely
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[cobra]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: know but
[onscreen_aversion]: the way i see chris is where
we're filming the movie we have our actors
[onscreen_aversion]: cast and as
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: we
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: film it we realize certain things aren't
working
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: and so we try
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: to slightly adjust them by rewriting large
loss of the acts
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: and i
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: only
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: put that to us because i think
the having the constraint of you have to
[onscreen_aversion]: do with the actors
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: that are
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: picked keeps us from this not being
an entire episode on its own
[_copernicumbledore]: got
[onscreen_aversion]: let's
[_copernicumbledore]: it
[onscreen_aversion]: you know wrap it up
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: in
[cobra]: that's
[onscreen_aversion]: ten
[cobra]: fair
[onscreen_aversion]: fifteen minutes versus
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: an hour because now you're recasting everybody
because
[_copernicumbledore]: got
[onscreen_aversion]: then
[_copernicumbledore]: it
[onscreen_aversion]: you know if you're recasting
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: everybody then you can probably open up
the script and just write an entirely new
[onscreen_aversion]: one which
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: probably needed to happen
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: but we don't have time to cover
that
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: okay so we
[cobra]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: stick
[cobra]: think
[_copernicumbledore]: to it
[cobra]: on that note i think we have
to we would have to in the middle
[cobra]: in the second act where they're going
around solving that puzzle we we have to
[cobra]: improve just the pay off not not
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: i like that it's to get to
the map but that it's too comfy there's
[cobra]: too much built up to now we're
going to use these crosses to do this
[cobra]: puzzle and the puzzles are not interesting
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: and the pay off
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: is kind of low so i think
we have to speed that part up and
[cobra]: make the puzzles more engaging
[_copernicumbledore]: speed it up i don't i don't
disagree with like
[cobra]: cut some parts
[_copernicumbledore]: i thought okay
[cobra]: because it's it's too
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: much those puzzles are too stupid and
it takes too long for a very
[onscreen_aversion]: like
[cobra]: shifty
[onscreen_aversion]: you don't
[_copernicumbledore]: so
[cobra]: pay
[onscreen_aversion]: need
[cobra]: off at least
[_copernicumbledore]: uh
[cobra]: in my
[onscreen_aversion]: the
[cobra]: opinion
[onscreen_aversion]: thugs
[_copernicumbledore]: huh
[onscreen_aversion]: show up at the club you don't
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: need um sally to fight braddock in
papa john's
[_copernicumbledore]: pa john's placement product placement like this
movie had to get funded somehow
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: but
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i love that it was papa as
it was such
[cobra]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: a break in fucking yeah
[cobra]: yeah it was funny
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[cobra]: like
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: it's
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[cobra]: so completely unexpected it just walks into
a papa john's is like fucking what's going
[cobra]: on
[_copernicumbledore]: the only thing that was
[cobra]: but
[_copernicumbledore]: missing going
[cobra]: i think
[_copernicumbledore]: sorry it's cool
[cobra]: just to kind of complete the start
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: is i liked the first thing that
they did where they turned clockwise instead of
[cobra]: counter
[_copernicumbledore]: sure
[cobra]: clockwise and like shot stuff
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: i like i would have liked for
it there to have been more
[_copernicumbledore]: traps
[cobra]: traps that way
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: there were
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: a couple where like oh you go
the wrong way there's like some
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: arrows
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: and the drowning the drowning
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: thing was actually
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: cool the idea
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: of it the whole you have to
trust your
[onscreen_aversion]: sophia
[cobra]: fellow
[onscreen_aversion]: should
[cobra]: man
[onscreen_aversion]: have saved
[cobra]: thing
[onscreen_aversion]: nathan drake not the other way around
[_copernicumbledore]: true true true
[onscreen_aversion]: they
[_copernicumbledore]: true
[onscreen_aversion]: needed to give asiancy
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: to the female character s not just
make them side pieces to the men doing
[onscreen_aversion]: whatever they want like
[_copernicumbledore]: true to
[onscreen_aversion]: i guess they gave a little asian
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: c to brad
[cobra]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: because
[cobra]: like
[onscreen_aversion]: she
[cobra]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: murdered
[cobra]: change
[onscreen_aversion]: antonio
[_copernicumbledore]: sam
[onscreen_aversion]: banderas but that was
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: just
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: like
[_copernicumbledore]: too and the father
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah well she did that because antonio
told her to do it
[_copernicumbledore]: m hm
[cobra]: and and it would have made much
more sense because she is used to doing
[cobra]: this ship with sally and nate is
the the sort
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[cobra]: of rooke
[onscreen_aversion]: exactly
[cobra]: guy right would have made more sense
for her to her wits about
[onscreen_aversion]: this
[cobra]: her
[onscreen_aversion]: is
[cobra]: in
[onscreen_aversion]: the
[cobra]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: problem
[cobra]: situation
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: with his characters
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: that he becomes an expert instantaneously without
earning it
[_copernicumbledore]: m m
[cobra]: on
[onscreen_aversion]: he
[cobra]: everything
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: is
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: the ray of this starward story
[cobra]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: yea
[cobra]: no more parallels
[onscreen_aversion]: and the diad is
[cobra]: is
[_copernicumbledore]: is
[onscreen_aversion]: him and
[cobra]: the
[onscreen_aversion]: sally
[cobra]: two of them
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: even sadly sure sure
[onscreen_aversion]: i digress
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[cobra]: i like that
[onscreen_aversion]: so
[cobra]: idea
[onscreen_aversion]: act
[cobra]: i like
[onscreen_aversion]: an
[cobra]: that idea
[onscreen_aversion]: act who
[cobra]: of flipping that
[onscreen_aversion]: generally needs to end with conflict or
like not conflict but like it's like
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: another star wars reference
[_copernicumbledore]: no
[onscreen_aversion]: but like you know the empire strikes
back right so
[cobra]: the
[onscreen_aversion]: so
[cobra]: empire
[onscreen_aversion]: how do
[cobra]: strikes
[onscreen_aversion]: they
[cobra]: back
[onscreen_aversion]: so
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: i think it still ends on on
sophia is that sophia or is that the
[onscreen_aversion]: actress's name chloe
[_copernicumbledore]: chloe
[cobra]: that's the actress's
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[cobra]: name it's glory
[onscreen_aversion]: chloe
[_copernicumbledore]: a
[onscreen_aversion]: takes the map to antonio pendesa's character
because i think being betrayed by her is
[onscreen_aversion]: a good down
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: note
[cobra]: yeah but i
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: will change two things one i would
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: not have her point the gun and
blah blah blah blah blah i would have
[cobra]: her knock him out without him seeing
it still in the map running away and
[cobra]: it wasn't that she was already hired
by antonio bandaras she goes there
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: because she knows she's going to need
money for
[onscreen_aversion]: yea
[cobra]: the trip and everything and she doesn't
have it so she's like this idiot that
[cobra]: you hired is incompetent hire me fire
her or something like
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: that and then he takes it like
she's like i like your gumption or something
[cobra]: like that he would do
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: something
[_copernicumbledore]: so she's
[cobra]: like that instead of it being
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: so like
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: it's so again it's so
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: contrived that you would have already been
working for him and already wanted to be
[cobra]: trained she's like oh because this movie
was like oh she's a nice person but
[cobra]: she's also a dick like you have
to pick a lane in that case for
[cobra]: me
[_copernicumbledore]: humans are
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: can be more complicated than that and
i think they fail like we're trying to
[_copernicumbledore]: fix it now but they failed at
explaining to
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: us as to why she has this
dimension
[cobra]: why
[_copernicumbledore]: her motive like not
[cobra]: exactly
[_copernicumbledore]: a strong of motivation so it's like
how do we fix that because like the
[_copernicumbledore]: because
[cobra]: it just exists right it has no
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: reason
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: and santiago
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: hired
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: both and actually liked that for santa
s like i hired
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: her at the same time as i
hired you
[onscreen_aversion]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: because i like to diversify my my
portfolio sacco
[onscreen_aversion]: that is fine but as my wife
pointed
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: out to me
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: if he is smart enough to know
is dad's going to get away the money
[onscreen_aversion]: and he's smart enough to hire multiple
people he's got to be smart enough to
[onscreen_aversion]: not get killed like a little bitch
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: by braddock
[_copernicumbledore]: i agree
[cobra]: i agree
[_copernicumbledore]: he should have had like someone
[cobra]: i
[_copernicumbledore]: should
[cobra]: agree
[_copernicumbledore]: have like i would i would respect
the story more if like he had his
[_copernicumbledore]: loyalists and they got taken out by
braddock's crew
[onscreen_aversion]: sure
[_copernicumbledore]: but that didn't happen and maybe that's
what
[cobra]: like
[_copernicumbledore]: we do
[cobra]: he was expecting he was expecting the
betrayal but couldn't
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: like he tried to fight it but
in the end he didn't
[_copernicumbledore]: you
[cobra]: is
[_copernicumbledore]: overpowered
[cobra]: that what you're saying
[_copernicumbledore]: i guess
[cobra]: like he fought he
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: fought it but then he got over
[onscreen_aversion]: sure
[cobra]: yeah like she won
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: in
[onscreen_aversion]: at
[cobra]: the
[onscreen_aversion]: least
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: end i
[onscreen_aversion]: let
[cobra]: like
[onscreen_aversion]: him
[cobra]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: know it's gonna
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: let him play it out that he's
not an idiot because like and then this
[onscreen_aversion]: is to go back to chris as
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: thing there's no motive for bradduck to
do that like at no point does like
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: i mean they try to ply it
office like she keeps failing and he like
[onscreen_aversion]: gets mad at her and
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: treats her like a bad employee but
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: it's just like ye but she is
bad she is very
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: bad at her job
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: so he's just telling her
[cobra]: and and she's not even
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: loyal
[onscreen_aversion]: she he's just telling
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: her she's bad at her job and
like
[_copernicumbledore]: ye
[onscreen_aversion]: he's a villain so like yeah he's
being a dickaboutit but it's just like that's
[onscreen_aversion]: the motivation is
[_copernicumbledore]: a
[onscreen_aversion]: lacking there like if she she did
everything she could
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: and something really dumb happened then
[_copernicumbledore]: right
[onscreen_aversion]: you know
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: it would be
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: something
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: that she
[_copernicumbledore]: see
[onscreen_aversion]: could be mad about but she just
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: was bad at her job and let
people escape and like
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i i agree but here's the here's
the challenge the additional challenge santiogo was i
[_copernicumbledore]: don't think santiago was a dick of
a boss to her i think he like
[_copernicumbledore]: giving her chance after chance after chance
[onscreen_aversion]: exactly
[_copernicumbledore]: like like it made like the motive
want of course
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: no motive and to unjustified like
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: give braddock enough of a motive enough
agency to your point to like how swallow
[_copernicumbledore]: this pill like she just she just
plucks him off the board as if he
[_copernicumbledore]: was nothing like a feather and
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: it made no sense because
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: he was kind of good to her
he was
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: just diversifying he was just hedging his
bets
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: right
[onscreen_aversion]: you can't get
[cobra]: and smart
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: enough
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: right that he hired two people to
do the
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: same job
[_copernicumbledore]: so where does that leave us now
okay so we're we're thinking about chapter two
[_copernicumbledore]: and we have chapter three left
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: right then lois steals the thing
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: goes back to santiago um i feel
like there's so like the map has been
[_copernicumbledore]: stolen
[onscreen_aversion]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: what the
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: like there's still the keys i feel
like the keys and the map should have
[_copernicumbledore]: been stolen
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: somehow and then like it becomes chase
scene like sellin and and and nathan have
[_copernicumbledore]: to really
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: use all of their their their abilities
to get back on track get stuff back
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: and try to see if they can
pull out a what do
[onscreen_aversion]: so
[_copernicumbledore]: you think
[onscreen_aversion]: so i think there
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: is a third
[_copernicumbledore]: may
[onscreen_aversion]: clue i think the third clue of
the missing clue that his brother told them
[onscreen_aversion]: i think that's a good
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: it works
[_copernicumbledore]: post card
[onscreen_aversion]: its it's maybe the postcards but it's
like it is
[_copernicumbledore]: sure
[onscreen_aversion]: a good um it's a good trope
that you used often but you know the
[onscreen_aversion]: national treasure used at i think in
every movie they made but like it works
[onscreen_aversion]: because it's like it's the person being
an actual expert
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: versus versus just being
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: shampine and
[cobra]: lucky
[onscreen_aversion]: just having a loss of money shnbine
antonia mandara
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: tell me the'r
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: diferent characters
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: they're
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: not
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah i like it's like rewarding expert
the experts
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[cobra]: of the
[onscreen_aversion]: so
[cobra]: person like you found this because you're
good
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: at
[onscreen_aversion]: and
[cobra]: it
[onscreen_aversion]: so to lucian's point all the post
guards create the puzzle or the answer to
[onscreen_aversion]: the puzzle because
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: he carries around like let's call him
eighteen twenty puzzles
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: or twenty postcards
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: he puts
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: all those post cards
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: together and somehow they point to the
missin peace and so that's
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: how they get back
[_copernicumbledore]: that they're
[onscreen_aversion]: on track
[_copernicumbledore]: able
[onscreen_aversion]: because they know those guys
[_copernicumbledore]: there you go
[onscreen_aversion]: are going to the wrong spot but
the missing piece and i think in this
[onscreen_aversion]: case because you want to set up
the conflict the missing piece has to be
[onscreen_aversion]: like a code or key or something
else you need to
[_copernicumbledore]: kay
[onscreen_aversion]: do when you get to the place
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: you
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: unlock a
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: treasure
[cobra]: right
[onscreen_aversion]: so that
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: means they're both in the same spot
[cobra]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: instead of like it's a different location
on the g p s but it just
[onscreen_aversion]: happens to be like
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: you know with the fucking stone throwing
distance of braddock and our gang
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah and that way
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: they're they're
[cobra]: i like
[_copernicumbledore]: they're
[cobra]: that
[_copernicumbledore]: both they're all on the same collision
course and neither can progress without the other
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah that works
[_copernicumbledore]: m okay
[onscreen_aversion]: and then
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: we
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: cut
[_copernicumbledore]: did not
[onscreen_aversion]: the weird
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: compass bullshit
[cobra]: ah m
[onscreen_aversion]: with the keys
[cobra]: please
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: maybe the compass
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: is
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: sorry not the compass maybe the keys
are like because they look like solid gold
[_copernicumbledore]: so maybe they're still
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: they once again still need to be
used together but not in the fashion that
[_copernicumbledore]: that was described
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: maybe
[onscreen_aversion]: sure
[_copernicumbledore]: they just need to fucking go into
and unlock some
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: ship
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: they could have scaled up i think
this would have
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: been interesting opportunity to scale up the
last puzzle like
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: like the last puzzle again with location
this this this idea
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: of like trust
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: your fellow man i think would have
been a really interesting theme to bring back
[_copernicumbledore]: like nathan and sully like this is
their first mission maybe like if this is
[_copernicumbledore]: early days maybe but if t were
on this this this this island or this
[_copernicumbledore]: like like the philippines or whatever maybe
one person has to go to like top
[_copernicumbledore]: of a mountain and the other person
has to go to
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: somewhere on the beach or whatever to
respectable distances away from each other and they're
[_copernicumbledore]: like actually using and co ordinating with
their ear pieces to like really give us
[_copernicumbledore]: that like
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: race against time
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: we have to coordinate and we each
have to like they
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: have
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: to talk to each other they got
to work to work with each other in
[_copernicumbledore]: the other in the two separate locations
that's kind of my thought there
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: if
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: only
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: if the solution to the puzzle isn't
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: one that requires you to have walkytoxis
to talk to each other because
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: there is no way in a
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: billion
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: years that these guys would have set
up this and puzzles
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: two hundred years ago and like it's
final
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: walk talk as they'll figure it out
[cobra]: yeah yeah it has to be
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: it has to be even like because
[_copernicumbledore]: ah
[cobra]: they can talk to each other because
it's
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: so far away they absolutely have to
trust each other like in a way that
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: let's say if
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: one person turns the thing and the
[onscreen_aversion]: sure
[cobra]: other one
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: doesn't like when one of them gets
gets hurt
[_copernicumbledore]: they
[cobra]: or
[_copernicumbledore]: could
[cobra]: whatever
[onscreen_aversion]: the
[_copernicumbledore]: do
[onscreen_aversion]: sun
[cobra]: again
[onscreen_aversion]: sun aid high noon
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: or it's midnight or it's like
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: something that anybody can see visually
[_copernicumbledore]: that's right
[onscreen_aversion]: then they have to
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: do and if they don't do it
both at the same
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: time then maybe it's like they die
or like there's something ominous
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: we
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: can
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: get that clue
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: we can they can they can infer
that based on all the post card
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: question clue so like before they like
they have their game playing like so wait
[_copernicumbledore]: a minute sounds like this is going
to be a midnight thing well well we
[_copernicumbledore]: just just got to go and see
trust like just just have a little
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: faith nathan kind of thing maybe it's
like that or maybe the roles have reversed
[_copernicumbledore]: a little bit because
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: nathan is good at puzzles
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: and it's like the
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: i think this is it m
[cobra]: another detail that could
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: be
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: there is the reason why sam sends
all of those post cards with the the
[cobra]: tip isn't because he figured out some
like ludicrously impossible puzzle is cause before he
[cobra]: gave the stupid
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: i
[cobra]: journal journal to sally
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[cobra]: he took the last pages
[onscreen_aversion]: all right indiana
[_copernicumbledore]: right
[onscreen_aversion]: jones
[cobra]: pages that tell how to open yeah
it works
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah but we can create something different
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: we don't have to just steal from
every other movie
[cobra]: not that one works
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: but sure like
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: i'm just saying like it has to
be something that makes sands
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: those people would know like if they
wanted to go pick up their treasure they
[cobra]: needed
[onscreen_aversion]: if we're
[cobra]: to
[onscreen_aversion]: stealing
[cobra]: know
[onscreen_aversion]: from movies
[cobra]: how to do it
[onscreen_aversion]: let's steal from
[cobra]: uh
[onscreen_aversion]: from iron man three where like his
dad sets up like
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: all the all the pieces
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: to make the new element but he
can't
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: actually sin this is it right and
we don't have to go into the whole
[onscreen_aversion]: jarvis has been ike you can't make
this tony makes in like ten minutes ecause
[onscreen_aversion]: that's stupid but like
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: his brother
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: gives him he's collected all the puzzle
pieces but nathan
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: saw what's the puzzle
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: get
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: it
[cobra]: because because sam didn't have
[onscreen_aversion]: right
[cobra]: a piece of it
[_copernicumbledore]: not even
[cobra]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: open to that but i also think
this is kind of what's interesting
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: about a partnership and and what's what's
special about sam and nathan and sully and
[_copernicumbledore]: nathan
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: is
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: that each person like each whether sam
and sully are interchangeable
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: whatever but nathan his gift is puzzles
or like um i guess you could say
[_copernicumbledore]: synthesis right
[cobra]: gotta
[_copernicumbledore]: so
[cobra]: gotta
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: you
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: need you need you need that partnership
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: in order to
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: progress and
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: if it's different slightly with sully
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: sully is like older and more seasoned
cool but the co relation between amon nathan
[_copernicumbledore]: and sully and nathan is that nathan
can
[cobra]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: processes his interest his history and figuring
things out in that sense
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: it's like they
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: need the nate factor
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: to solve the puzzle and neither of
them
[_copernicumbledore]: similar
[cobra]: have it
[_copernicumbledore]: to national
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: treasure and nick cages character like he's
been on this
[cobra]: cause he knows so much
[_copernicumbledore]: correct
[cobra]: about it yeah yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: that could be
[cobra]: okay
[_copernicumbledore]: his talent slash gift which is so
that's okay so e're
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: in it now i'm liking where this
is going guys so where we're in act
[_copernicumbledore]: three we're
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: getting pretty close on this i like
[onscreen_aversion]: yes
[_copernicumbledore]: it
[onscreen_aversion]: i think really then you just have
to have
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: the final conflict
[_copernicumbledore]: a
[onscreen_aversion]: between braddock goons
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: um
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: and i think you have you have
um claudia claudia is that i i just
[onscreen_aversion]: make
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[onscreen_aversion]: up names for this person
[_copernicumbledore]: chloe
[onscreen_aversion]: clo
[cobra]: cloe
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah i am making up names cloe
um
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: she is basically
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: let's say brad kills anton we never
decided on that but let's just say she
[onscreen_aversion]: does after like justifiable conflict she
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: captures cloe
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: and chloe s a prison and so
they go and
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: they save her as part of the
final conflict um you know maybe she comes
[onscreen_aversion]: and they use her as bait to
get
[_copernicumbledore]: my
[onscreen_aversion]: the treasure
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: standard wrote answer and then they have
to go and get the treasure
[cobra]: ye
[onscreen_aversion]: back or do something and that's where
the final conflict comes from
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: and as long as we're not lifting
boats out of places i'm pretty pretty satisfied
[cobra]: uh
[onscreen_aversion]: by the conflict
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: you know
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: okay go ahead go he
[cobra]: i was gonna say i don't mind
necessarily that the boats exist i just just
[cobra]: has to be in a way that
makes sense and the fight can be on
[cobra]: the
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[cobra]: boat somehow
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[cobra]: but just not
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: with them flying around
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[cobra]: helicopter
[_copernicumbledore]: that's also
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: where i was going
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: i think the whole i think the
final showdown should take place in that cavern
[_copernicumbledore]: grotto whatever you want to and call
it
[cobra]: like gone style
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[cobra]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: which would play off of that vibe
a little bit and i think it would
[_copernicumbledore]: give
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: a lot more grandeur
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: to that discovery and everything taking place
there like they should have just faking copied
[_copernicumbledore]: the same gone set piece and that
would have like like there's only like c
[_copernicumbledore]: g i is great
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: but there's you can't really there's something
to be said about like that that physical
[_copernicumbledore]: and i
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: think if they if they pulled that
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: off like what i'm really trying
[onscreen_aversion]: ye
[_copernicumbledore]: to say is
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: leave the extraction of the
[onscreen_aversion]: yah
[_copernicumbledore]: gold and the ships for like if
the bad guys win let them take care
[_copernicumbledore]: of that
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: at the end of the movie or
[onscreen_aversion]: after the
[_copernicumbledore]: our
[onscreen_aversion]: credits
[_copernicumbledore]: post right let the whole thing unfold
fucking right in that set piece and give
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: us that time to see how everything
plays out the only sort of tweak that
[_copernicumbledore]: i would actually offer to you guys
is that chloe let herself get caught because
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: maybe this gives her more if as
to what she really is looking to do
[_copernicumbledore]: with herself she wants to get to
the treasure maybe she's still sided with sally
[_copernicumbledore]: and nathan anyway i don't know thoughts
[onscreen_aversion]: i'm here for it you know i
think that that that you could you could
[onscreen_aversion]: add that extra layer
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: and i think that's kind of i
think it's one of the story lines in
[onscreen_aversion]: the video game
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: so i might tie back to the
video game better she's getting
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: letting yourself
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: get couped she's working
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: with them instead of the three way
antagonistic relationship that just is a waste of
[onscreen_aversion]: everyone's time in
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: the movie um
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: so i think that
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: would work and you know i think
i think the boats make
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: sense but i think you have to
have water involved moving a rushing water i'm
[onscreen_aversion]: not saying they got to be on
the ocean but like
[_copernicumbledore]: waterfall
[onscreen_aversion]: the boats
[_copernicumbledore]: or
[onscreen_aversion]: are
[_copernicumbledore]: something
[onscreen_aversion]: on the edge of something and they
can fall
[_copernicumbledore]: o
[onscreen_aversion]: off or people can fall off so
it's like there's a because he you have
[onscreen_aversion]: the final
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: fight
[cobra]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: you just want to you viualywant to
tie up all the loosen o the bad
[onscreen_aversion]: guys right you want get rid of
them and so
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: with the way at
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: stage you know basil you have to
ask you're asking nathan drake and sully
[_copernicumbledore]: so
[onscreen_aversion]: to just shoot everybody in the face
and i think
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: it's better if like like what
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: they
[cobra]: oh
[onscreen_aversion]: have the boats in the air and
he they can knock people off and they
[onscreen_aversion]: take a lot and they die they
just disappear right they want to show any
[onscreen_aversion]: blood they want to show any gore
clearly so the boats are on the
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: ledge of water maybe one of
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: the boats starts to fall and falls
into the water that how they lose one
[onscreen_aversion]: but giving
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: more danger to to rescuing the gold
off the ships
[_copernicumbledore]: i love that
[onscreen_aversion]: in the
[_copernicumbledore]: because
[onscreen_aversion]: cave they find
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: i love that because i just i
was
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: just been doodling and point blank i
can already see like these two these two
[_copernicumbledore]: boats
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: on like some sort of waterfall held
together with like two hundred year old like
[_copernicumbledore]: like ingenuity pillars and
[onscreen_aversion]: yah
[_copernicumbledore]: ropes and all that ship and it's
still a trap it's also a trap
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: so that would be pretty cool
[cobra]: i was gonna i was gonna say
it could be part of what happens when
[cobra]: you opened the place with
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: the
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: last puzzle
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: like it causes like it was there
was some sort of like something holding that
[cobra]: waterfall
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: like or something like
[onscreen_aversion]: sea
[cobra]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: water
[cobra]: and then
[onscreen_aversion]: starts
[cobra]: it
[onscreen_aversion]: rushing
[cobra]: opens
[onscreen_aversion]: in
[cobra]: and
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: exactly and now now you have you're
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: on a timer to get the fucking
[_copernicumbledore]: that's
[cobra]: goat
[_copernicumbledore]: right
[cobra]: out right and then it's all of
the conflict solid ones it's
[onscreen_aversion]: wow
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: the timer of the
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: water it's everybody getting together the same
place beating their ship out of each other
[_copernicumbledore]: that's
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: awesome
[onscreen_aversion]: m
[cobra]: m
[_copernicumbledore]: go us
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: are we what
[cobra]: yeah i
[_copernicumbledore]: are
[cobra]: like
[_copernicumbledore]: we
[cobra]: that
[_copernicumbledore]: are we missing anything because we've got
the pressure of time we've got life and
[_copernicumbledore]: death we've got a gun fight or
or because like that's swat that swash buckling
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: and
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: hoist the main anchor stuff was just
awful
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: like you you could you could
[cobra]: all of that was awful
[_copernicumbledore]: if push comes you can probably
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: sandwich one someone throws a sword because
like they're out of something for a
[onscreen_aversion]: sure
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: minute like
[onscreen_aversion]: it works if you're not flying through
the air and helicopters i think
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: it would come off better if it's
just being on actual boats and having to
[onscreen_aversion]: deal with the stuff that's around you
and then it's it's justifiable
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: that and like you know like that
the oldness of the boats come is the
[onscreen_aversion]: factor and comes into play in a
way that's meaningful not hey we just lifted
[onscreen_aversion]: eight sucking armored vehicles of gold in
these sucking ricketold two hunder year old boats
[onscreen_aversion]: and they are holding up
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: and until you hit
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[onscreen_aversion]: the someone kicks you into the ledge
and then you
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: somehow fall off like just
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: give me plausible reality
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: okay
[onscreen_aversion]: here in the scenarios
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: yes
[cobra]: yeah they should still lose most of
the treasure
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: right
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah sure i mean that's fine then
then they're not rich and you can set
[onscreen_aversion]: up another movie i'm fine with that
[cobra]: so
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[cobra]: yeah on that note i think what
would have been good is you know those
[cobra]: franchises where the actual like the main
villain you can ever kill him because it's
[cobra]: like a cock roach
[_copernicumbledore]: santiago is like
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: like the not santiago
[onscreen_aversion]: just he comes back
[cobra]: i mean
[_copernicumbledore]: a
[cobra]: if santieggles
[onscreen_aversion]: he just gets a bandage around his
[cobra]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: neck
[cobra]: like talking was
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: you
[cobra]: both time see stick on
[_copernicumbledore]: think
[cobra]: the eagle
[_copernicumbledore]: god demi
[cobra]: like that kind of ship
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: hm
[cobra]: that's mexican
[_copernicumbledore]: listen
[cobra]: races but
[_copernicumbledore]: i
[onscreen_aversion]: what
[_copernicumbledore]: don't i used what i had
[onscreen_aversion]: uh
[_copernicumbledore]: i apologize
[cobra]: since mao no i could if if
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: santiago
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: survived him i meant braddock in the
last fight like they get rid of all
[cobra]: the goons but she's like
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: runs away when she says she's going
to lose
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: so she can come back to bother
them
[onscreen_aversion]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: i'm
[onscreen_aversion]: uh
[cobra]: in the
[_copernicumbledore]: fine
[cobra]: second
[_copernicumbledore]: with
[cobra]: move
[_copernicumbledore]: that let her grow sure
[onscreen_aversion]: um m
[cobra]: stead of
[_copernicumbledore]: no
[cobra]: being
[onscreen_aversion]: m
[cobra]: like hit with a sack of gold
[onscreen_aversion]: i was
[_copernicumbledore]: like
[cobra]: in
[onscreen_aversion]: fine
[_copernicumbledore]: why
[cobra]: the
[onscreen_aversion]: if
[_copernicumbledore]: does
[onscreen_aversion]: he
[cobra]: face
[_copernicumbledore]: he catch it
[cobra]: that
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: i was gonna say she jumped
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: to catch it it's so dumb
[onscreen_aversion]: i found that if you give her
more more
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: reasons to do things then she's
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: fine as a villain to have come
back again
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: especially if she's actually good at like
treasure hunting instead
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: of as awful as she appears to
be
[_copernicumbledore]: uh
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: uh
[onscreen_aversion]: all right
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: good
[cobra]: i think
[onscreen_aversion]: job
[cobra]: we
[onscreen_aversion]: everybody
[cobra]: did i think this is it's a
much
[onscreen_aversion]: listen
[cobra]: better
[_copernicumbledore]: i'm
[cobra]: movie
[_copernicumbledore]: proud of is
[cobra]: not that
[onscreen_aversion]: i'm going
[cobra]: it was
[onscreen_aversion]: to use
[cobra]: hard
[onscreen_aversion]: this to do actual sego
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: if you agree with us if you
[_copernicumbledore]: my
[onscreen_aversion]: disagree with us if you think there
are better things to fix in this movie
[onscreen_aversion]: if you think this movie is the
greatest movie of all time you're wrong one
[onscreen_aversion]: per
[_copernicumbledore]: you're
[onscreen_aversion]: cent
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: wrong
[onscreen_aversion]: and you
[_copernicumbledore]: period
[onscreen_aversion]: you should just stop
[cobra]: it's just the wrongest
[onscreen_aversion]: just
[_copernicumbledore]: real
[onscreen_aversion]: stop
[cobra]: you've
[onscreen_aversion]: watching
[cobra]: ever
[onscreen_aversion]: movies
[cobra]: been eh
[onscreen_aversion]: talking general
[_copernicumbledore]: evaluate your life choices
[onscreen_aversion]: many of them
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: like all new visual entertainment
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: is
[onscreen_aversion]: no
[cobra]: not
[onscreen_aversion]: maybe
[cobra]: for
[onscreen_aversion]: you
[cobra]: you
[onscreen_aversion]: should
[cobra]: if
[onscreen_aversion]: stick
[cobra]: you
[onscreen_aversion]: to
[cobra]: think
[onscreen_aversion]: audio
[cobra]: this movie
[onscreen_aversion]: books
[cobra]: is good
[onscreen_aversion]: from now on be
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: that as it may
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: please let us know hit us up
we're back to
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: twitter i guess i don't know it's
like it's still
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: there lan's an idiot
[cobra]: ah
[onscreen_aversion]: people are still using it
[_copernicumbledore]: yah
[onscreen_aversion]: so you can hiss up on twitter
at your wrong cast
[_copernicumbledore]: as
[onscreen_aversion]: we
[cobra]: a
[onscreen_aversion]: do have
[cobra]: yep
[onscreen_aversion]: the
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: website w w
[_copernicumbledore]: believe
[onscreen_aversion]: w
[_copernicumbledore]: they do
[onscreen_aversion]: dot
[_copernicumbledore]: really
[onscreen_aversion]: ron cast dot c a
[_copernicumbledore]: twenty three
[onscreen_aversion]: we got an email address that's how
twenty
[_copernicumbledore]: m
[onscreen_aversion]: twenty three we are your wrong cast
at email dot com
[_copernicumbledore]: that's right
[onscreen_aversion]: um
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: those are the three primaries
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: let us know let us know
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: if spencer would you think spencer would
have tought of this movie
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: that
[cobra]: spencer who would have either i absolutely
loved it and just ate up
[_copernicumbledore]: oh
[cobra]: the whole in charted thing or he
would be like a matrix for thing where
[cobra]: he was like within an inch of
taking
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[cobra]: his life away one of the other
[onscreen_aversion]: he would have hated i'm sure
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: i adored the
[cobra]: ah
[_copernicumbledore]: game series and so i totally
[onscreen_aversion]: oh
[_copernicumbledore]: feel let down by what
[onscreen_aversion]: fun
[_copernicumbledore]: they've served up
[onscreen_aversion]: really fun game is highly recommended to
the first one that may have on aged
[onscreen_aversion]: twelve but if you can get your
hands on like four or like there's a
[onscreen_aversion]: there's a collection
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: they rely on p c since you
hate
[_copernicumbledore]: true
[onscreen_aversion]: play station check that out definitely definitely
worth it
[cobra]: yeah i was definitely play for i
think it's on my wish
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[cobra]: list anyway so
[onscreen_aversion]: it's old
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: so you should be able to find
it pretty easily for now
[_copernicumbledore]: now
[onscreen_aversion]: i am
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: matt
[cobra]: i am the man called luciano
[_copernicumbledore]: am not spencer and apparently uncharted two
began production this year and the sequel is
[_copernicumbledore]: apparently supposed to hit in twenty twenty
five so we'll see if they
[cobra]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: take any ideas from what we've offered
up and learned there m lesson yeah
[cobra]: yeah
[onscreen_aversion]: yeah
[_copernicumbledore]: yeah
[cobra]: yeah
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