G.U.I.N.N.E.S.S. | You're Likely Not Wrong About "Cold Pursuit"

But only because you didn't even know it existed. It's a movie, by the way.

[hosty_matt]: Hello, and welcome back to your wrong. This week is the first week of our very

[hosty_matt]: special festival, celebrating in the month of March, and our favorite Irs actor,

[hosty_matt]: one of our favorite Artrs actors who knows

[cobra]: A, have a Irish actor that exists.

[hosty_matt]: well. I mean, favored Um, because it

[doa]: Yeahper,

[hosty_matt]: is Guinness after all, Um, and Chssialo Kis means it is the greatest ▁ultimate.

[hosty_matt]: international necessary Nisean extravaganza supers season.

[hosty_matt]: Welcome.

[hosty_matt]: This season is so super that we have replaced Spencer with a special guest.

[doa]: the gloss came off children. the gloves came off. Okay,

[doa]: W. Taggs were the children.

[cobra]: Wait? what.

[hosty_matt]: Okay, uh,

[laura__the_alternate]: It'scause it is itcause. I use the Irish. understandance. is I, you

[laura__the_alternate]: boys brought me on here.

[hosty_matt]: I don't think any even know that except for me, so yes,

[laura__the_alternate]: perfect.

[hosty_matt]: Chris, Chrisa has strobe lights for all those at home who are listening to the

[laura__the_alternate]: Yes,

[hosty_matt]: audio version of this podcast.

[hosty_matt]: Yes, so Laura is once again returning to graces with her uh, hot takes and cold

[hosty_matt]: insight

[cobra]: Oh,

[laura__the_alternate]: was

[hosty_matt]: to this movie.

[cobra]: appropriate for this movie.

[hosty_matt]: Right,

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah, cold. Oh, he said the name of the movie

[hosty_matt]: Kind of so, the name of the movie for the resue is Cold Pursuit, And just before

[hosty_matt]: we jump into how much we loved or didn't love this movie, Uh, I should introduce

[hosty_matt]: the other two. I'll call them hosts now, since she especially got mad when I

[hosty_matt]: called them a guessest. But where is he? Where is that guest?

[cobra]: Just just because he's not here.

[cobra]: he's the only guest.

[hosty_matt]: Spencer had other obligations, so that guess is. Yeah.

[doa]: Spitzer couldn't be reached for comment.

[cobra]: What what I call? what? He had a job. That's what he had.

[hosty_matt]: that doesn't sound

[doa]: True legit.

[hosty_matt]: right. Uh. so yeah. so as always, Uh, hosting with me. Guess part time hosted

[hosty_matt]: costing. that's the word. Nailed it. I'm a professional hosting with me is

[hosty_matt]: Luciano

[cobra]: No, I'm not.

[hosty_matt]: and Chris for Montreal.

[laura__the_alternate]: We

[laura__the_alternate]: that makes sound like I'm Chris.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, that's you know what. Let's go with it.

[doa]: That's that's why

[cobra]: How do we know you're not

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh,

[hosty_matt]: I mean,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[doa]: the Matrix

[cobra]: okay,

[hosty_matt]: there you go. She proved it. Um, so coal Pursuit I'm going to. Normally we don't

[hosty_matt]: give too much a run downn, but I want to give a little one because I feel like

[hosty_matt]: not a lot of people watch this movie at all. So the import, I'll give you the

[hosty_matt]: very important facts and anybody feellling. If I miss anything, Coporsuit is a

[hosty_matt]: twenty nineteen action thriller. some might say, comedy film, Uh, directed by

[hosty_matt]: Hans Petter Moland, Uh, from a screenplay by Frank Baldwin, Um, Essentially the

[hosty_matt]: plot of the movie is Thm, Neason. The reason we are here is a

[laura__the_alternate]: Mr. Ireland, I think.

[hosty_matt]: Mr. Ireland. Okay, that's

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: fair. Mister Ireland

[cobra]: Oscarchdler,

[hosty_matt]: is in this movie and M. Aland plays a character called Nells Coxman, Why his

[hosty_matt]: name is?

[cobra]: best bas name, best name of all time

[hosty_matt]: It's just we start off with the bang, Nells, Coxman. His son is murdered by some

[hosty_matt]: gangsters and he goes on a rampage to find out well who did it and to punish

[hosty_matt]: them.

[hosty_matt]: And the reason it's called Ct. Pursuit is in his spare time, Nels, Coxman,

[hosty_matt]: Riceus,

[cobra]: spare time.

[hosty_matt]: noe plough, um, just outside of Denver.

[laura__the_alternate]: the reason it's not call taken is because I've already made that

[laura__the_alternate]: feelil,

[cobra]: Yeah, Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: well, it's because it's not a kidnapping. it's a murder. So

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[doa]: Mhm, mhm,

[laura__the_alternate]: The kidnapped them first.

[cobra]: you would have to be taken by the grave.

[laura__the_alternate]: They

[doa]: O.

[laura__the_alternate]: did take.

[hosty_matt]: they did. they did, took at him.

[laura__the_alternate]: They taken him.

[cobra]: That's true.

[doa]: they murdened him. they murdened him.

[cobra]: they, they, they took at him. Yeah,

[doa]: they murked him

[cobra]: oh

[hosty_matt]: Okay,

[cobra]: God,

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: so that's that's all you need to know. Uh, if you'd like to watch us, it is a

[hosty_matt]: Netflix special film that you can definitely see. Um.

[doa]: special.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, let's get in.

[laura__the_alternate]: so it came out. Sorry came out in twenty nineteen

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: Is not just based in twenty nine.

[cobra]: one

[hosty_matt]: how how can you tell?

[cobra]: interesting bit of information I found out is that that town of Keyho doesn't

[cobra]: actually exist. It's actually

[cobra]: a small town called Ferny in British Columbia that

[doa]: Be

[cobra]: doubled for for that.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, that makes sense.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, the winter on this thing. I was just like. Where is this place?

[laura__the_alternate]: I

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: like. Why didn't they make it Alaska? I guess there's

[cobra]: right.

[laura__the_alternate]: no skiing in Alaska and the whole point was a ski town?

[hosty_matt]: You need you need Denver right. Let's go get into this.

[hosty_matt]: Not, looks like a

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, sorry, sor

[hosty_matt]: twisted

[doa]: well, Oh you. Well,

[cobra]: yeah, right.

[hosty_matt]: here. we get to our rankings first. The one thing I will say here is Um,

[hosty_matt]: in our rankings, we're changing up slightly and we're going to let everybody

[hosty_matt]: pick their own ranking system forness since a special occasion, we' not

[hosty_matt]: necessarly going to stick to our original system. So uh, when you give me a

[hosty_matt]: ranking system, give us the rank of this movie and also some context So we

[hosty_matt]: understand if it's good or bad, I'm going to start with Luciano. Uh, what what

[hosty_matt]: do? What are you going with?

[cobra]: all right. I. I will explain my rating quickly and then ill talk a little about about

[cobra]: why. So in my ranking system I thought

[cobra]: should be based on pints of beer. So, just like we have the original going from Venor

[cobra]: trash to legendary, you go. I would go from vendor trash and beers like Molson to

[cobra]: Legendary, which normally I wouldn't pick Guinas, but I think I'd have to pick in

[cobra]: this for this. So let's say that Legendary is Guinness right. So if the absolutely

[cobra]: worst possible movie would be a pint of

[cobra]: Molson or but light, this movie is the next, the very next one. So like a pint

[cobra]: of corona, there just to be fully settled into

[cobra]: everything.

[laura__the_alternate]: corona, like on a hot day or corona,

[cobra]: Yeah, with with with a lime.

[laura__the_alternate]: like in the middle of the winter near. Like, what am I doing with my

[laura__the_alternate]: life? I wish I was on a beach.

[cobra]: No, no, no, no coron on a very hot day when you're very thirsty.

[hosty_matt]: I don't.

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay with a lime?

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay with a lime?

[cobra]: Yeah, with a lime. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: I don't. I don't think I've ever drag a pint of crowde. My entire life, I don't

[hosty_matt]: know if you can get it in that format, but

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, I've only drank bottles

[laura__the_alternate]: personally, but

[cobra]: it's probably a bottle. Yeah, yeah,

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: maybe that's maybe that's telling on how bad it is the movie that

[laura__the_alternate]: you're drinking it in a pint.

[cobra]: okay, I'll explain. So if we were using the regular one

[hosty_matt]: oh God,

[cobra]: it would have been common right, but almost uncommon because I actually enjoyed this

[cobra]: movie for the wrong reasons. And and it's because this movie is insane

[cobra]: like there's no other way to put this Like

[cobra]: the reactions of characters to things that happen are completely like unbelievable.

[cobra]: And and things happen in this movie and then they're forgotten that they happened

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: for reasons And then th just the plot has to go on like his. It's a snow plough.

[cobra]: That's a plot. like his snow plow. It just

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: has to go through. And but I, I found myself laughing quite a bit, actually, and I

[cobra]: quite enjoyed the the death cards that they made sure to put like the right symbol

[cobra]: above the name. So

[laura__the_alternate]: I like that too.

[cobra]: it was like,

[doa]: it was different.

[cobra]: Yeah, most people were

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah.

[cobra]: Christians, so they had a cross, But then they killed one guy who's Jewish and got

[cobra]: you, got like a a star of David and

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm.

[cobra]: then so I? I.

[laura__the_alternate]: What was the Can? I ask a question about that?

[cobra]: Yeah. Well, of course,

[laura__the_alternate]: What was the peace sign above one of the guys?

[cobra]: oh yeah, I didn't. this is the last guy I don't

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: was he a hippie?

[cobra]: understand. Maybe he was an atheist or a

[cobra]: hape? I. I, He was a hep, because he only wanted his kid to eat like steak and

[laura__the_alternate]: Don. I don't know.

[cobra]: misspagus. Everything like What the F.

[doa]: Okay,

[laura__the_alternate]: No high

[cobra]: anyway?

[laura__the_alternate]: Fru, just sugar. Yeah,

[cobra]: Anyway? It's a movie with a plot that is insane,

[cobra]: Anyway? It's a movie with a plot that is insane,

[doa]: fail arm them.

[cobra]: but that really actually entertained me. I don't know that I would watch it again,

[doa]: You don't know?

[cobra]: but I didn't I. I don't know. I might. I might.

[laura__the_alternate]: Under what circumstances would you watch it again?

[doa]: I

[cobra]: I don't know.

[doa]: think you just disqualified himself from this

[cobra]: I. a there. I bear.

[laura__the_alternate]: A daarya,

[doa]: dare. That's how low you value

[cobra]: I don't know

[doa]: your time and your yourself worth.

[cobra]: Well, Depending on what we' doing, if we werere watching a movie to make fun of it, I

[cobra]: would watch it again,

[doa]: Okay, Okay,

[cobra]: but, but

[laura__the_alternate]: I, I just wouldn't.

[cobra]: I don't

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: know. I, I guess

[laura__the_alternate]: No.

[cobra]: I had the lowest possible expectations ever for this movie and it could not have

[cobra]: disappointed me, so I guess that does it.

[hosty_matt]: we're going to unpack that later. Um, then question you along the way,

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah.

[hosty_matt]: Laura. can you can you hi us with the oar ranging system?

[laura__the_alternate]: sure. Um, so my ranking system is how necessary a snow plow would be

[laura__the_alternate]: in a situation, And this movie is a snow plow in the middle of summer

[laura__the_alternate]: scraping along the cements. It was a completely unnecessary movie It

[laura__the_alternate]: tried to take.

[laura__the_alternate]: Listen. William Neson hit gold with Taken. Okay. That's why there is

[laura__the_alternate]: eighteen other ones after that. But like it's like they tried to

[laura__the_alternate]: amalgamate that with like some sort of like ▁quirky fun. Everybody's

[laura__the_alternate]: kind of an idiot, small town

[laura__the_alternate]: junkie criminal movie. And like the Just a combination did not work

[laura__the_alternate]: for me. I was just like. Am I supposed to be like like, Okay, Are we

[laura__the_alternate]: allowed to talk about plot points or

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: okay?

[hosty_matt]: just just try to keep your synopsis of why hete this movie short be cause we'll

[hosty_matt]: dig into stuff later.

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay, Okay, I, it wasn't good. That's why I hate it

[laura__the_alternate]: and I, I didn't know anything about it. I was asked to. I was kindly

[laura__the_alternate]: invited back onto this podcast and told to watch this movie. I had no

[laura__the_alternate]: idea, and it's still so bad. I would never watch it again. like I. It

[laura__the_alternate]: just make sense. Okay, we can. we could unpack after it'. like

[cobra]: I agree. I agree. It doesn't make a sense.

[laura__the_alternate]: it's just like Okay, y. Where the hell did his wife go?

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Okay,

[laura__the_alternate]: What? what will happen to Grace?

[hosty_matt]: Hey,

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh, she laughed. me. Okay,

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh, she laughed. me. Okay,

[hosty_matt]: we'll get there. We'll get there.

[cobra]: listen, Laura, darn is expensive. Okay.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, I feel like Laura darns like sitting on the cutroom floor and

[laura__the_alternate]: she went to go watch the move? No, you know what. she didn't go watch

[laura__the_alternate]: the movie. She was like she just catched her, cashed her check and was

[cobra]: Yep, yep and left. Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: like, thanks guy.

[doa]: they couldn't afford the cutting room floor

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[doa]: for this movie

[laura__the_alternate]: honestly,

[cobra]: even even Bruce doesn't like the movie

[laura__the_alternate]: Kate Bruces, bananas

[laura__the_alternate]: may give her a bully stick or something.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, cause I gave her a bunch of treats and now she's just like laying on the

[hosty_matt]: step and not looking at anything and barking to nothing. She just

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm

[hosty_matt]: like I don't know she doing, Bruce. What areing

[cobra]: She has hopped up on on chicken legs or sugar.

[hosty_matt]: I give her an ear. Maybe

[hosty_matt]: I'll calm down.

[doa]: Electros

[laura__the_alternate]: electrodes. Yeah, she' had high frukedo sugar. She had frudy pebbles,

[laura__the_alternate]: and now she's in real big trouble.

[cobra]: What was the other thing he talks about?

[doa]: cookies. The only

[cobra]: No,

[doa]: thing not in these is rat poison.

[cobra]: Yeah

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: is like

[cobra]: something like that.

[laura__the_alternate]: when he was like, there's baking soda in here. I was like,

[doa]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: Have you ever made anything? there's baking? so in everything

[doa]: he

[laura__the_alternate]: Baing soda

[doa]: should know. Even in cocaine, sometimes you got to use little. the B. S

[laura__the_alternate]: exactly, but like is that like one of the jokes? Like was supposed to

[laura__the_alternate]: be funny.

[doa]: Don know.

[cobra]: Yeah, we'll talk about it.

[doa]: I have no idea.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, let's get this back on the road here. If you can get through our rankings

[hosty_matt]: instead of just reeling off a cliff or a gorge, as apparently, that's where all

[hosty_matt]: the body go,

[hosty_matt]: so I lor can you? I got to cut that a bit at the end, But you think you're

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: satisfied where you? You took it. We understand your ranking system.

[laura__the_alternate]: You understand my ranking system.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, and you've ranked

[laura__the_alternate]: I think right.

[hosty_matt]: it and you've explained it. All right. You feel good. Your explanation.

[laura__the_alternate]: I think so.

[hosty_matt]: awesome. okay,

[hosty_matt]: Chris. What what are you using for your ranking system?

[doa]: do I state my ranking and then what the system is or

[doa]: to whatever, Just do it. I can do it.

[hosty_matt]: Yes,

[doa]: I'm going to do it here we go. so I have. I've I've constructed two ranking systems

[doa]: and I

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh, my gosh,

[hosty_matt]: Go

[doa]: am going to choose one real time

[cobra]: Oh, no, he has. He has a note pad in his hands.

[doa]: I do. I do. I do Auttton pencil. So the first one,

[laura__the_alternate]: he wasn't He wasn't even listening to the rest of us. He was just

[laura__the_alternate]: putting together his own rakings. Sound

[doa]: No, respectfully, respectfully, I heard everything you all said, You know, Lord Dearn.

[doa]: So you know, in in the

[hosty_matt]: nailed it

[doa]: in in the movie, Ggs. the video, The The Coollio, move, uh, the Cooleo music video,

[doa]: Gangster's Paradise For Dangerous Minds, Right, he is backed up by an R B singer called

[doa]: ▁l V. Now imagine this, Every one in that music video, the R B singer has the side

[doa]: profile and he is in some kind of hot bark. He is sweating profusely. Okay, my ranking

[doa]: system number one. Actually, as I say it out now, I, out loud I am going to go with it.

[doa]: He is dripping sweat. My ranking system is the number of beads of sweat from one to

[doa]: seven. Seven being I wrote bad, and um, one, be one beat of sweat, Being good, Because

[doa]: if you have one single beat of sweat, you are not that stressed so that's

[laura__the_alternate]: right,

[doa]: good. So it's a reverse. Therefore, my ranking of this movie Cold Pursuit Nextk to ▁l

[doa]: V. side profile, Beads of sweat Seven,

[hosty_matt]: for those at home. Not following along.

[cobra]: I thought I thought we'd discuss

[hosty_matt]: That is bad.

[cobra]: that. Yeah, that is bad, but I thought mad that we discuss before recording that

[cobra]: Chris should lay off the cocaine before he records.

[hosty_matt]: No,

[doa]: I

[cobra]: Apparently,

[doa]: am so angry with this

[hosty_matt]: no

[doa]: movie. It was funny in In In the unexpected parts and you just gave me a wonderful

[doa]: device. To you know, Release that that that that frustration, Um, in the in such a

[doa]: constructed manner, I want to thank you all for just creating a safe space, because I

[doa]: am hydrated.

[doa]: I am. I am billated and you know you know I'm still. I'm still. I'm still,

[cobra]: hi, you are also high as a fucking kite.

[doa]: you know. So F. This movie let's go.

[hosty_matt]: cold medication is a hell of drug. Um,

[cobra]: Apparently.

[hosty_matt]: thank thank you, Chris.

[laura__the_alternate]: you, also you' also to ▁quote the movie to ▁quote. The movie also

[laura__the_alternate]: bucking like a bronco,

[hosty_matt]: Mm, mm, mhm, Mhm, Mhm.

[cobra]: Oh yeah, Oh shit. I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: remember that after the after the cocaine.

[hosty_matt]: that was the thing. Um,

[doa]: Oh, oh, my. Oh, my.

[hosty_matt]: Chris. We'll at wool and pack your badd later. I think you have a lot

[doa]: don't do it.

[hosty_matt]: to say, And if we let you go, if we let

[doa]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: you go now we'll never. It'll just be you

[doa]: No, it's okay. it's okay.

[hosty_matt]: on a silloquie for an hour.

[cobra]: you never will never catch a. If your goals now will never catch him.

[doa]: it's okay. Listen,

[hosty_matt]: Yep,

[doa]: darn left left the movie early. So should we live? go?

[hosty_matt]: fair enough. Um, so my ranking system is the opposite, Of course, is, in the

[hosty_matt]: sense that it is not complicated. I have a three tiered ranking system. I'm just

[hosty_matt]: using the Taken movies, so basically

[doa]: No, okay,

[hosty_matt]: Taken one is

[cobra]: I like it. I like it. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: the best. Taken Three is the worst and taken to is. Yeah, it good.

[cobra]: whatever. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: This. this

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: was a taken three. Not not good. not

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah. yeah,

[hosty_matt]: not where you want to be.

[hosty_matt]: Um, Although I would argue that taking three if dosrself a favor. If you haven't

[hosty_matt]: seen Taken three, you're trying to decide you take three in cold pursuit,

[hosty_matt]: Definitely choose take three.

[laura__the_alternate]: I feel

[cobra]: really,

[laura__the_alternate]: like Cold Pursue could have been called taken for

[hosty_matt]: M.

[cobra]: take for the snow.

[hosty_matt]: I

[doa]: the retired. The

[laura__the_alternate]: then. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: don't. I think that's disrespectful to the Taken franchise.

[doa]: that

[hosty_matt]: Whatever that may be

[laura__the_alternate]: well, they

[doa]: that would be.

[laura__the_alternate]: just respected themselves by making three. so

[hosty_matt]: takens,

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[cobra]: Is it so okay? So is it bad like? Is it taken through bad like the whole movie or is

[cobra]: it taken bad like that scene where he is pursuing some guy and there is like

[cobra]: seventeen cuts be cause he can't climb a faencer ship, Which,

[hosty_matt]: it's it's Ba. If you

[cobra]: which part

[hosty_matt]: wanted to ste it down, it's that. it's just so bad because this

[cobra]: yis.

[hosty_matt]: makes no sense. It's like you. You should just maybe not show theing where'

[hosty_matt]: trying to calm a fence. Just skip to him being behind the fence. It's okay. we.

[hosty_matt]: He got over it. no big deal. Yeah,

[cobra]: we understand it?

[hosty_matt]: we got there

[hosty_matt]: so

[hosty_matt]: not great. overall. Um, let's go ahead and get into our questions and we use

[hosty_matt]: that as a a vehicle to a snowple of He will to trash Lociana's thoughts on the

[hosty_matt]: movie First. Want to start with best character? Um,

[cobra]: Yeah, nice. No.

[hosty_matt]: there are

[doa]: Hm, Hm.

[hosty_matt]: Aed choices for best character.

[doa]: there are

[cobra]: Yeah, do you remember any of their names?

[hosty_matt]: I do have a list up here.

[doa]: I. I made a list. I mean like I made a notse

[hosty_matt]: All right. Course, it' gotta li, Chris. You go first while other people look up

[hosty_matt]: all the names of the characters. Remember.

[doa]: All right, So I have three to buy all more time because I may note, I actually make

[doa]: notes. my favorite character. My bet. The best character in my opinion, is White Bull,

[doa]: played by Tom, Shining time station Dee Gut. Do any of you remember Shinings timein

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh, that's where you was from.

[doa]: station?

[hosty_matt]: Yup,

[doa]: Yes,

[cobra]: Yeah, I, his face was was familiar. Yeah,

[doa]: for and I can't remember from like Mhm. I

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[doa]: can't remember from the George Carlin Conductor seasons or the Wriingal Star season.

[doa]: That's Tom Jackson's so Yes, So he was my favorite because I found him to be the most

[doa]: relaable even though he did some. you know, insane ship, but at the same time he could

[doa]: play that perfect cart if I just lost. I just lost my child, so he also is. He's my, my

[doa]: number one picked for most re watchable scene. I'll hold it for that and I can move on

[doa]: to the other thing.

[cobra]: you are saying that a guy that wears yellow gloves

[doa]: Yes,

[cobra]: all the time is the both relable gu. Okay,

[doa]: he's

[laura__the_alternate]: those are really nice gloves.

[laura__the_alternate]: I don't

[doa]: come on

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: know what their problem was with those gloves.

[doa]: the you know, but they they? they were on to something canary yellow. Give me a break.

[hosty_matt]: fresh. Well, it's like leather. Right is like fresh leather. Hide

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, Yeah, they

[doa]: See,

[laura__the_alternate]: look so warm.

[doa]: and it

[hosty_matt]: mes around.

[doa]: like cushions your knuckles When you're you, you're you're pummeing your. uh, you know,

[doa]: those who are behind on their their stacks. You

[doa]: know we expected this much.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yep. yep.

[cobra]: oh, maybe maybe Leonsa needed one of those

[doa]: Yes, he did.

[cobra]: sorry nels. Neither one of those.

[doa]: he did

[hosty_matt]: thanks Chris. Whos? who's number two on your? even

[doa]: number two.

[hosty_matt]: though the thing is it best character not best characters.

[hosty_matt]: though the thing is it best character not best characters.

[doa]: I'm trying to buy all times. if you want me to stop A. his.

[hosty_matt]: you know. whatever. it's fine. Yeah, speed it up.

[doa]: I can beeat it up. Dick it. So Mustang is my. Is is a phrase because he fed the kid for

[doa]: you pebbles. As Yoll mentioned, behind the scenes, when that guy was running his mouth,

[doa]: Fking, and

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm.

[doa]: then third is the Parag gliding henchman that was ▁quote, ▁quote board to fly, White

[doa]: Boy, And I thought like at the end of the movie when he was like when they, when like

[doa]: the when, Um, White Bull and Nells were driving all silent and sombre and like Okay,

[doa]: we're not going to kill each other and stuff like that, push the gun down, Fly Boy is,

[doa]: I thought he was frozen and dead in that pair of gladder, but Mapa still found a. Way

[doa]: to ken into the snow plough and die.

[cobra]: I left my fucking ass off that scene.

[doa]: It was too predictable, Un, like he's either dead or always about to fly into this

[doa]: ship. But yeah,

[hosty_matt]: I was confused by that because I had thought that he just drove off a snow

[hosty_matt]: and I didn't know how where he got thisn blower portion that chewed up the body

[hosty_matt]: to spit out.

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh, too. shame.

[cobra]: It was both. it was a snow.

[laura__the_alternate]: No, he did use the second

[laura__the_alternate]: when.

[cobra]: Well, I mean

[hosty_matt]: Don' it's fine. Don't don't stress. Youselves go into it.

[hosty_matt]: Don' it's fine. Don't don't stress. Youselves go into it.

[cobra]: in in that open road

[laura__the_alternate]: okay. Okay, Okay,

[cobra]: thing he he worked for. They had that. I'm going to plant this fucking tree on a car

[cobra]: machine.

[doa]: oh, oh, my. oh, my. oh, my. that was not that,

[laura__the_alternate]: that was. Yeah. He's got all sorts of like killer machines up there,

[hosty_matt]: I didn't question

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: it.

[doa]: but

[hosty_matt]: too much of like movie. At this point you can do what you want.

[doa]: it that right. and like Viking is like literally, you're in a car. you are in a faster

[doa]: vehicle than that flipping larger machine. You

[laura__the_alternate]: H.

[doa]: can't tell me apart from be cause you can't see bullets coming, but clearly your head

[doa]: is on a swivel. You mean to tell me liking that you didn't see this mother fucking

[cobra]: but I mean,

[doa]: big as

[cobra]: I think all his all his energy was

[doa]: machine with a tree that's chewing be chewed up, and you still got fucked and you

[doa]: didn't die and had you got clapped Your

[cobra]: Ex. Exactly. I was going to say it took him like what? five hours to die.

[doa]: Yes,

[laura__the_alternate]: but that's like part of it. I feel like that's what they're trying to

[laura__the_alternate]: be like. Oh, what a dopey criminal he is. but it's like I don't know.

[laura__the_alternate]: like you, either full dirp or you're good. Do what I mean Like

[cobra]: Yeah, I, I agree.

[laura__the_alternate]: this half ass shad is just like.

[cobra]: I agree. I agree.

[hosty_matt]: Listen, Noking, anybody's fa character Was it was he?

[cobra]: Mm.

[hosty_matt]: Okay? Well,

[hosty_matt]: let's let's

[doa]: No, no, no,

[cobra]: No,

[hosty_matt]: move on.

[laura__the_alternate]: Well, you'll find out

[hosty_matt]: Chris gave us his top three. Well, let's find out Uh Luciano, who whos your

[hosty_matt]: favorite

[cobra]: my, her character is the kid.

[doa]: okay.

[laura__the_alternate]: me too.

[cobra]: I like the kid.

[doa]: really,

[cobra]: I like the kid because

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: it's like he's done the mo. Like This is a weird thing to say about a kid in a movie

[cobra]: it's like he's done the mo. Like This is a weird thing to say about a kid in a movie

[cobra]: full of adults, but he's the most non non nonsense person in the whole fucking movie.

[cobra]: full of adults, but he's the most non non nonsense person in the whole fucking movie.

[laura__the_alternate]: totally

[cobra]: like he, you know, Leam Nisson goes there and says Yeah, your um. your dad sent me

[cobra]: because yeah, and uh, it just come with me and the kid goes because the kids' like

[cobra]: okay, let's see. Watch Chana goes. This is going to be because my life is boring and

[cobra]: he goes with the brandom dude that just shows up in the tux, I guess, and he's like

[cobra]: You know what? for my dad. Do you? Nope? Okay and it just

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm.

[cobra]: carries on. I was like this kid is bulsy. I like him. So my, what's his name? Brian,

[cobra]: Brian? So I, I like the The kid. If I had to pick a second, you'll be his mom.

[cobra]: Actually,

[hosty_matt]: Y. You don't have to

[cobra]: I did. I just did and he fuck you. No, I actually really like the the mo. I really

[cobra]: like. Oh, okay, I have a bunch of rewatable scenes. I' leave it for Lake. It's the

[cobra]: kid and then the Mu. there I'm I. I yield my time.

[hosty_matt]: O us time, Laura. What do you have?

[doa]: what would the system? what would the system be like if you try to claim that that O

[doa]: time I don't

[doa]: understand,

[cobra]: I get to speak less afterwards. I don't know

[hosty_matt]: Well, No, it. just basically what would happen is the spot where he talked too

[hosty_matt]: long. It would just be a long silent portion for the listeners to enjoy.

[laura__the_alternate]: just an ear relaxation.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, yeah, exactly

[laura__the_alternate]: uh, yeah, definitely the kid he just like went. He, like, never

[laura__the_alternate]: panicked. Um, you saw at the end how every literally every single

[laura__the_alternate]: adult panicked and shot each other and that was wild. He was just like

[laura__the_alternate]: he just went with it. And then I. How bad did you feel for him when he

[laura__the_alternate]: just wanted cuddles from Nells?

[doa]: true.

[laura__the_alternate]: Literally a man who's kidnapping. He knows he got kidnapped by this

[laura__the_alternate]: man and he'

[doa]: Yes,

[laura__the_alternate]: just like. I just want affection and love.

[doa]: why are you Ma, Where are you

[cobra]: any any.

[doa]: mad at me? True?

[laura__the_alternate]: You know,

[cobra]: Got it? You got it.

[laura__the_alternate]: I know I know, but that it just is like. Well, he's just not getting

[laura__the_alternate]: consistent love in his life. You know he's not getting

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: like that close thing and be.

[cobra]: you've seen his dad.

[laura__the_alternate]: And because you asked, and I know you're very interested. My second

[laura__the_alternate]: choice is Um

[laura__the_alternate]: is Mustang, Because must I. I like. how must I treated the kid again

[laura__the_alternate]: with the frudie pebbles, and

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: also like help me with my. help me make a lot of money. and the fact

[laura__the_alternate]: that he was openly gay, as open as you can be in a criminal, Um, uh,

[laura__the_alternate]: whatever that is. sorry. Go ahead, Chris.

[doa]: Mhm, Mhm, No, I like. I.

[cobra]: circus, a criminal circus.

[doa]: No, I mean, but I thought I thought he was on the download with his with his partner in

[doa]: the car and they were like freaked out like don't like. Are you sure? and then they

[doa]: just anyway

[hosty_matt]: yeah.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[doa]: Like I thought they were afraid of, or

[hosty_matt]: I mean.

[doa]: he was the partner.

[laura__the_alternate]: no, I know it seemed like they were and then he was like. No, let's

[laura__the_alternate]: just Keith and then they did.

[doa]: Okay, I thought

[cobra]: Yeah,

[doa]: he saw. I thought my thank saw a window. He, like he checked. And then maybe it was

[doa]: because the guy was like smoking and not looking

[cobra]: it was basically like fucking. I don't care if they see it. Yeah,

[doa]: cool. Then all right cool.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah. that's how. I. Yeah, that's how I interpreted it as well

[doa]: I missed that part. I was playing video game at the same time

[hosty_matt]: wow,

[laura__the_alternate]: and get a. Which one? Which video game

[doa]: kitting. I'm kidding, Um, I was. I was playing Nato, uh, expoorto ninja Voltage,

[laura__the_alternate]: sure yet? Love that?

[hosty_matt]: hey, hey, I understand you don't like this movie, but you can't disrespect

[hosty_matt]: Nisan. You got to give him some

[doa]: I gave listen. I still saw the scene, but I interpreted it a different way. So thank

[hosty_matt]: okay. I, I'm mostly talking about not talk, not talking about his movie and just

[doa]: you all for the extra context.

[hosty_matt]: like De real in this bookcaent to Nouto talk for that twenty minutes.

[laura__the_alternate]: What does it say? that three or four people so far, so three of three

[laura__the_alternate]: who have spoken have not picked Lem Decon as her favorite

[laura__the_alternate]: character's bananas?

[laura__the_alternate]: character's bananas?

[cobra]: well, who would

[cobra]: is the shid

[hosty_matt]: Okay, so I, it's

[doa]: What's the best? What's the best quarterbacklway or whatever name is,

[doa]: And then

[hosty_matt]: Manning.

[cobra]: many? many?

[doa]: and the guy Chs, the right ass

[laura__the_alternate]: And then

[doa]: reaches the right answer and caps him Anyway,

[cobra]: Well, but yeah, he was always going to kill the guy. Come on,

[laura__the_alternate]: to

[hosty_matt]: Okay,

[laura__the_alternate]: taste for blood?

[hosty_matt]: I'm going to answer the question just because I need to take control here.

[hosty_matt]: otherwise she'll just complain off the rails. so first of all, for the record,

[hosty_matt]: no one would ask that question because Allway played with the Broncos for like

[hosty_matt]: his entire career, and Manning showed her for two years in Macht, so that's a

[hosty_matt]: stupid

[doa]: I don't know sports.

[hosty_matt]: sports thing. Yeah, I, That's why I'm here for that. Can't be trusted. He, Chris

[hosty_matt]: is hiting pure uncut lavender to get hyped for this M movie talk and I don't

[doa]: H. I trying. Im trying to protect my, my, my third eye. Okay, I'm trying

[hosty_matt]: know what that means. But here we are.

[hosty_matt]: anyways.

[doa]: to keep my my chalkra lined in this Shid.

[cobra]: So why you wear pants for?

[doa]: have.

[hosty_matt]: I'm

[hosty_matt]: going to answer this question, though no, we're not talking about Chriss third

[cobra]: Yeah, that's why you protect your third eye.

[hosty_matt]: high. I'm

[laura__the_alternate]: No,

[hosty_matt]: answering the question.

[cobra]: Go for.

[laura__the_alternate]: ejected

[hosty_matt]: Okay, so

[hosty_matt]: I kind of my. I will mention until my second, but doesn't count Is is Laura darn

[hosty_matt]: or

[doa]: Okay?

[hosty_matt]: Grace Coxman, Because she gets to do what we all want to do. You guys all

[cobra]: and

[hosty_matt]: mentioned. it leaves, Just believes and doesn't come back. Never hearar

[cobra]: it's

[hosty_matt]: from again, never see her again.

[cobra]: nobody talks about her

[hosty_matt]: No

[doa]: No,

[cobra]: like. Yeah's great.

[doa]: got a hold we got to keep all this this juicy

[cobra]: We got.

[doa]: discuss. Don't spoil it'. Got one of my favorite rewable seeds. Don't spoil it.

[cobra]: No. it's like' like okay, We got her for half a movie. What do we do? She' just fuck

[cobra]: off in the middle. Okay,

[hosty_matt]: half a movie, Bro. We got her like fifteen minutes at the start of the movie.

[laura__the_alternate]: twenty minutes. Yeah,

[cobra]: yeah, yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, she's just looking for an excuse s leave.

[laura__the_alternate]: for sure, she's like. Do you know our son? Oh, you don't we talk about

[laura__the_alternate]: hunting Hunting by?

[cobra]: yeah, exactly.

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay,

[cobra]: that's the last conversation they ever have.

[doa]: Mhm,

[cobra]: What do you talk about those hunting trips of yours Hunting?

[hosty_matt]: But to be fair, that's how guy's talk guys on to were their feeling.

[laura__the_alternate]: No, a hundred percent, but like, Why would you think

[hosty_matt]: That's her fault.

[doa]: and they didn't take it. they weren't doing any grieving counseling Like I would find

[doa]: it really interesting. probably even funnier. or it could either go real funny or like

[doa]: even extra dark To like, Really pound home. the Um. like the. the. S. The severity and

[doa]: depth that that Nells is is is falling,

[hosty_matt]: Dude.

[doa]: because maybe he tried to hold on to his marriage and make and maintain it. Because

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm?

[cobra]: What

[doa]: I, I said like this is a what

[cobra]: away?

[doa]: this is. The one.

[doa]: F. Like Okay, never go. Okay. Fine,

[hosty_matt]: we don't have enough time for that. In the movie.

[cobra]: did you want character development in this movie What

[hosty_matt]: this would be as badt insane

[doa]: they were together, for they were. they were over twenty something years together and

[doa]: like he wasn't like he didn't do

[hosty_matt]: Chri, Chris, Chris.

[doa]: anything to fight for his marriage.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[doa]: I'm shocked.

[hosty_matt]: Of course, I'm not to ask

[doa]: okay,

[hosty_matt]: you a she's question before

[doa]: yes,

[hosty_matt]: I give away my favorite character.

[hosty_matt]: Why are you asking for cohesive plot? When none of the rest of the movie

[hosty_matt]: provided any such thing,

[doa]: Oh, they had a kid. I don't know.

[laura__the_alternate]: maybe Laura darn had. like. Maybe she had like scheduling issues And

[laura__the_alternate]: so she like Listen. I can give you twenty minutes of filming. So

[laura__the_alternate]: figure it out and they were like. Okay, This is what we're going to do

[laura__the_alternate]: with us

[cobra]: take Take Where we can get

[hosty_matt]: She should

[laura__the_alternate]: Can get. Mn.

[hosty_matt]: have just off herself. She should just committed suicide. That would made more

[hosty_matt]: sense anyway. So my favorite character

[hosty_matt]: is

[hosty_matt]: it's the The

[doa]: Spt it out.

[hosty_matt]: cop or Detective Kim Dash

[doa]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: from the Keyho police force Because

[doa]: why,

[hosty_matt]: she is the

[laura__the_alternate]: Why,

[hosty_matt]: only person in the movie who is actually doing something that makes sense,

[cobra]: Okay. I

[doa]: sh,

[cobra]: like Amy Rossom, too, So that's fine.

[doa]: uh, Yes, but no

[laura__the_alternate]: But she also wanted to. She also wanted to arrest a bunch of teenagers

[laura__the_alternate]: for smoking pot. What's that about? what? A?

[hosty_matt]: But

[doa]: one

[hosty_matt]: that sh that okay. Listen, Shes just showing

[doa]: do are too.

[hosty_matt]: that she's a. She's a hard as police police officer. That's

[doa]: go,

[hosty_matt]: all she was doing,

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh,

[hosty_matt]: but

[hosty_matt]: she

[doa]: Mhm,

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay, what's your?

[hosty_matt]: le. She made sense as a character like she,

[cobra]: She did.

[hosty_matt]: She. from beginning to end, she was exactly what she was, but she was. She

[hosty_matt]: wanted to solve a crime and she followed it as far as she possibly could.

[laura__the_alternate]: She was like. She's like the detective on. like Fargo or something?

[laura__the_alternate]: She's like. I have to deal with all these fucking Egypts, And so I'm

[laura__the_alternate]: going to actually do my job.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, that.

[laura__the_alternate]: That's what it was. This is like Fargo or trying to be sorry?

[laura__the_alternate]: That's what it was. This is like Fargo or trying to be sorry?

[cobra]: Yeah, Well, I mean,

[hosty_matt]: hm.

[cobra]: The,

[hosty_matt]: no fargo'. good anyways.

[cobra]: The, the other

[cobra]: the uh, the other policeman, Uh,

[doa]: old dude,

[cobra]: played by John Doman,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: Um,

[cobra]: the guy from the wire, Uh, Gip, is his name

[hosty_matt]: yup.

[doa]: Hm,

[cobra]: or something like that

[laura__the_alternate]: Y.

[cobra]: Like he. He's an absolute idiot like.

[laura__the_alternate]: no, no, No, he was in on it

[laura__the_alternate]: when.

[hosty_matt]: No, it wasn't

[cobra]: Oh, yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: like, like, as soon as he was like, what are we going to do? Take down

[laura__the_alternate]: all these people and she's like, Yeah, I let. I was like. No, a

[cobra]: it it is like. nope. yeah, yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: hundred percent, he's into it like he's in on it. And then you saw

[laura__the_alternate]: like with Viking at the end and he was like telling my wife and he's

[laura__the_alternate]: like Yeah, tell your wife. I know exactly who you are like.

[cobra]: no,

[hosty_matt]: okay.

[cobra]: and he goes, tells me, tell my wife.

[laura__the_alternate]: Well, it's sh. definitely. She's a connch. right right?

[cobra]: Yeah. yeah. That's what it' going to be for sure?

[hosty_matt]: Yes, a hundred percent.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: So Um, let me paus. you guys here for one second. Um, We're half an hour in. We

[hosty_matt]: need just a little bit more focus.

[laura__the_alternate]: sorry.

[hosty_matt]: We've only done one question. No, I appreciate it like we can expand. Well.

[hosty_matt]: We're just running on tangents and we, just you know,

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: a touch bit more focus to get through the the

[hosty_matt]: questions.

[hosty_matt]: questions.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay, You got it.

[cobra]: I think the other, the other questions we're going to get are going to go fast, too.

[cobra]: but yeah, that makes that make sense.

[hosty_matt]: But so those have

[laura__the_alternate]: Well, they, ha, they have to go fastcause. We're being chat outath,

[hosty_matt]: more room for us to. they. Going? Yeah, those

[cobra]: Yeah.

[hosty_matt]: questions have let us roam more than best character. Right. We're saying I like

[hosty_matt]: this best character. And then we went from me saying I like the cop to like

[hosty_matt]: fuck, viking, Cause he calls his wife. He wanted to call his wife a cunn.

[hosty_matt]: That's unhinged.

[cobra]: Yeah, well,

[hosty_matt]: Okay,

[cobra]: this movie is unhinged.

[laura__the_alternate]: So was this movie? Yeah, exactly

[hosty_matt]: yeah, fair

[cobra]: Yeah.

[hosty_matt]: enough. all right, Um,

[laura__the_alternate]: okay, sorry, Mat.

[hosty_matt]: I just I'm just

[doa]: y,

[hosty_matt]: thinking I'm this is fine. Um, gee. I just like I like the cock because I think

[hosty_matt]: she was trying to do something Unli. Everybody else in the movie Essentially

[hosty_matt]: well, Whitebll was trying to to do stuff. All same reasons. Um,

[hosty_matt]: man, This, this question is loaded.

[laura__the_alternate]: I mean they were all trying to kill each other, But whatever,

[hosty_matt]: Which actor would you replace

[cobra]: Oh my god.

[doa]: but I thought the original question was which Uh. which character would you have Nich

[doa]: Nick Cage step into? That's the one I had.

[cobra]: what?

[doa]: Is it? I had it wrote down for Add it from the previous Uh from previous matrix

[cobra]: Since? when?

[cobra]: No', not that one.

[cobra]: No', not that one.

[cobra]: No', not that one.

[cobra]: No', not that one.

[cobra]: No', not that one.

[cobra]: No', not that one.

[cobra]: No', not that one.

[laura__the_alternate]: Now that was like an o g question. And then you guys judched it.

[hosty_matt]: Hey, hey, Chris, Um, I don't know if you'rewar I, I'm the host the pa. I ask

[hosty_matt]: questions.

[doa]: I, I just want to be. I'm sure I understand it.

[hosty_matt]: I'm not asking that question. It's too narrow,

[doa]: Okay, then I follow you.

[laura__the_alternate]: You know you know the question you asked. It's not that.

[hosty_matt]: but

[hosty_matt]: yeah, but Chris, if you want to take my question and replace someone with Nick

[hosty_matt]: Cagekys, a limitude, go for it.

[cobra]: I thought

[doa]: Okay,

[cobra]: our thing was to replace someone with Gilbt Godfreed.

[hosty_matt]: Listen

[doa]: we don't. you, dont you

[doa]: know? I? I? I listen. I, Iwe, I can do that. Okay. Which actor do I want to replace or

[hosty_matt]: whatever you want to do, man, just answer the fuck in question. That's all I'm

[hosty_matt]: asking

[doa]: character?

[cobra]: Now which character? Yeah?

[hosty_matt]: character actor. It's the same same thing,

[doa]: Okay So then I, my, my answer, still words. I want to replace the actor who played

[doa]: Viking with Nick Cage.

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh

[cobra]: Oh,

[laura__the_alternate]: my god,

[doa]: He had

[doa]: he would bring. He would. ha. I and I literally wrote. He had so much more class craze

[cobra]: I be here for that.

[doa]: and clout, But it would be. it'd be

[doa]: cohesive. It would make sense.

[cobra]: No, it would work.

[cobra]: it would work. Yeah. Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: the quadruple

[doa]: Mm,

[laura__the_alternate]: C cage cloud

[doa]: the high see

[laura__the_alternate]: I, I can't remember the other

[hosty_matt]: class

[laura__the_alternate]: words used class,

[hosty_matt]: clutch. I don't know.

[doa]: class cloud craze and

[doa]: croissant,

[laura__the_alternate]: Kate.

[cobra]: I imagine imagine the interactions with the wife. if it was Nicholas caged. A.

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh my god,

[doa]: They

[hosty_matt]: I. I do wonder how much Tom Baman's craziness was Tom Bateman and how much the

[hosty_matt]: script the director like made him, because

[hosty_matt]: like the character itself is like unhinged, in the sense that he is both someone

[hosty_matt]: who follows the rules of criminality right. He makes a big show of that at

[hosty_matt]: numerous times,

[hosty_matt]: But then he also

[hosty_matt]: doesn't know that baking soda is't in food and it's safe to eat

[hosty_matt]: right.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: And so I don't understand why he iss a rule follower, and like supposed to be

[hosty_matt]: this guy who like has is Rothless and knows everything that's going on and

[hosty_matt]: continues to make stupid decisions.

[cobra]: he's also racist against everything. ever

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[doa]: true

[hosty_matt]: well, I mean

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: fair.

[doa]: And did anyone pick up on on this actors

[doa]: like he was trying to channel Heath Leger Joker.

[doa]: sound

[cobra]: a little bit, a little bit

[doa]: sound like voice intonation. I was

[cobra]: a little bit, yet.

[doa]: picking some of that up.

[laura__the_alternate]: I didn't get that, but Ive also

[laura__the_alternate]: saw that years ago. Did you know that Tom Bateman is one of fourteen

[laura__the_alternate]: children

[doa]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: this is

[laura__the_alternate]: and has a twin?

[hosty_matt]: the hard hitting facts you get

[cobra]: All right, all right,

[hosty_matt]: with Laura on the podcast.

[laura__the_alternate]: I would have replace anyone because they were all perfectly awful at

[laura__the_alternate]: what they did and I wouldn't want to put an actual other than Lalger.

[laura__the_alternate]: I wouldn't want to put like talented people in these rules.

[hosty_matt]: What what if you could? What if you could replace Lord Durn with someone as a

[hosty_matt]: punishment?

[laura__the_alternate]: What you mean?

[hosty_matt]: Well like Lor, Lora, Durn, doesn't deserve,

[hosty_matt]: doesn't deserve the punishment

[cobra]: what happened to her?

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh,

[hosty_matt]: of being in this movie right?

[hosty_matt]: of being in this movie right?

[laura__the_alternate]: Laura.

[laura__the_alternate]: I have to think on that.

[doa]: you

[hosty_matt]: Okay, Well, come back to you,

[doa]: know better than that, Laa, not you, Laura, but durn.

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay,

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: thank you. No, but to

[hosty_matt]: Louisiana.

[laura__the_alternate]: all the laurs to all the lors in the world. I feel your pain, thank

[laura__the_alternate]: you. Jasy,

[doa]: Would it be an extra punishment? If like you were placed, the with another person has

[doa]: punishment and had their story Ar go throughout the whole movie?

[cobra]: that'd be actually more punishment yet.

[doa]: I would be more punishment.

[laura__the_alternate]: punishment for everyone.

[hosty_matt]: Why? why Chris? Why would

[doa]: It's the punishment.

[hosty_matt]: that person? What did the theoretical person do to you?

[doa]: That's That's the question. For another time, you might even find time to fit it in

[doa]: here.

[hosty_matt]: Um, I am going to go with

[hosty_matt]: Louciano. Who is your replacement?

[doa]: you werewbbing in Lucy, ao, too. Luciano is going to play.

[cobra]: Yeah, No, he was. he was. But if he didn't think about it, that's what he did. he

[cobra]: didn't. He doesn't know what he wants to do. so he threw to me, which is

[doa]: Lucia was going to play the brother Coxman,

[cobra]: it'. It's fucked because I don't. I also don't know now. I want to see the cages.

[cobra]: Okay, you know what?

[cobra]: I would replace

[cobra]: Liam Nison with Gilbert Godfred,

[hosty_matt]: What? No,

[hosty_matt]: But then this movie would never qualify for Goodness.

[cobra]: So it that maybe we wouldn't have had to watch it?

[hosty_matt]: That's fair.

[doa]: and Y. Gilbert could take craft maga, So he doesn't have to lever, he or

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[doa]: youjitsu So he doesn't have to have like muscles. He just used the energy

[cobra]: Yeah,

[doa]: of other mother buuggers, and they just cra a god. street fighting,

[doa]: of other mother buuggers, and they just cra a god. street fighting,

[cobra]: but you imagine imagine giveer Godfried, saying the names of the of the ganger he

[cobra]: killed Santa Hus,

[cobra]: like that'd be amazing. come on.

[laura__the_alternate]: they'd be like. Who are you be like? A?

[laura__the_alternate]: like you know what or okay,

[cobra]: Yeah, exactly. I got a little less please.

[laura__the_alternate]: Just like

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: slowly. back away.

[cobra]: and the cat I drive the snowpow.

[doa]: all or maning

[hosty_matt]: I'm sorry about

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: everybody's ears from this.

[cobra]: I just pictured that in my head. Now

[laura__the_alternate]: Great, laughed me, and it's like. Yeah, Grace was going to leave you

[laura__the_alternate]: like it's not

[cobra]: I'm renewing the fowls with the misses.

[laura__the_alternate]: that was bananas. Okay.

[doa]: dant,

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: so.

[laura__the_alternate]: sorry mat.

[cobra]: who would you replace Ma?

[hosty_matt]: Oh, so

[hosty_matt]: we're still doing that? That's that's still

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: happening again. Let me

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: find the. Let me find the Cold Pursuit cast again, Because there's four hundred

[hosty_matt]: people in it. Um,

[doa]: I couldn't find the full catalyst. Carry on.

[hosty_matt]: I'm looking at the top cast billing on M. d. B,

[hosty_matt]: Um, and as Laura mentioned in the pres show, Um, we have jaded uh coroner

[doa]: Yeah, me too, okay.

[hosty_matt]: showing up on this list, which is

[doa]: Oh, my.

[hosty_matt]: Um.

[cobra]: Oh, would you replace him?

[hosty_matt]: That's That's a role. Uh, No, I think he did a fine job. Honestly, I,

[laura__the_alternate]: the jaded,

[hosty_matt]: he was

[laura__the_alternate]: the jaded coroner is Canadian' from Alberta.

[hosty_matt]: nice.

[doa]: There are a number of Canadian like there were two Canadians that I could sort of

[doa]: identify from White Bull's staff.

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm,

[doa]: And then like the fact that was in Canada makes sense. anyway,

[hosty_matt]: thank you for

[cobra]: So Ma. Who would you replace?

[hosty_matt]: that. Yeah, you want an answer or I could just

[doa]: I'm waiting for

[cobra]: Yeah,

[doa]: you. I'm trying to

[cobra]: you. You're staling. That's what you are doing.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, yeah,

[doa]: we.

[hosty_matt]: y you.

[laura__the_alternate]: we're trying to fill the silence.

[doa]: We're on the air.

[hosty_matt]: I'm not stalling. You guys are vamping over my time.

[doa]: Listen, this is a shared space and we want you to be part of it. This is inclusive.

[hosty_matt]: Um, Okay, cool, thank you for that.

[laura__the_alternate]: please. Ths.

[hosty_matt]: Um,

[hosty_matt]: I don't even know who that is.

[doa]: What are you William Shander Are you William Shatner,

[cobra]: He has no idea. he has no idea.

[doa]: He, William Shatder, as as Kiurt, he's fully in Kirk mode's

[hosty_matt]: so so here's what I will do.

[hosty_matt]: The whole

[hosty_matt]: Coxman brother thing confused me,

[cobra]: Oh

[doa]: yes,

[hosty_matt]: because at

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: yeah. yeah, yeah,

[hosty_matt]: no point did I understand that I have to find the other guy's name here. Um,

[hosty_matt]: no point did I understand that I have to find the other guy's name here. Um,

[hosty_matt]: because

[hosty_matt]: because

[hosty_matt]: Brockaa, I don't understand

[hosty_matt]: that Brocken him are brothers. They have tol say it. And even then it's like Are

[hosty_matt]: you like brothers from the same father or you just like brothers in arms? And it

[hosty_matt]: was very confusing

[cobra]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: to me, and

[doa]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: I think we could do a better job of matching somebody that is someone who might

[hosty_matt]: look like Lea Nie ands brother,

[hosty_matt]: or or feeling like Lem Nison's brother. And the the what I'm struggling on is

[hosty_matt]: trying to find someone who could be Leing Nisan's brother, Um, and would and

[hosty_matt]: would act to this movie. I think that's really the. the.

[laura__the_alternate]: Liiam

[laura__the_alternate]: Dcon to as his own brother. Maybe

[cobra]: refines.

[cobra]: Oh twins.

[hosty_matt]: ooh. Yeah, that's it.

[laura__the_alternate]: like

[doa]: the double. It

[laura__the_alternate]: stretches, acting

[cobra]: I like it. I like it

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, I, that's why I want. I want Leon Nacon to play his own home,

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeahcause. it's also like

[hosty_matt]: Brothercause.

[cobra]: with like a musttache with a moustache

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, for like a, a glued on one

[cobra]: Well, like the guy that plays Bro, that was a good one. Come on, that wasn't a real

[laura__the_alternate]: like the like the glasses that have the fake nose and the

[cobra]: mustache.

[laura__the_alternate]: motache.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[doa]: soon as Nisan uh stepped to the door and

[doa]: dead and dude, apparently, who was his brothers, that got to do

[laura__the_alternate]: so

[doa]: with me. I'm like. wow. thanks.

[laura__the_alternate]: obviously

[doa]: I'm sure. I'm sure like Kyle was weeping tears, angel tears.

[cobra]: Why wait? you. don don't you understand what happened? They were estranged brothers,

[doa]: Oh,

[cobra]: and then in the course of ten minutes they became the best brothers

[doa]: I see.

[cobra]: ever to each other,

[laura__the_alternate]: M. oh. okay, I get it. I got her now.

[hosty_matt]: y, um. I and

[cobra]: and then they went from not talking to each other, probably to him dying for the

[cobra]: other guycause. He had cancer of the Asds.

[doa]: Yeah, he was totally with that.

[doa]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: um.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[doa]: I'll take a ride with you.

[doa]: I'll take a ride with you.

[hosty_matt]: Okay, So so I appreciate uh, losing our suggestion of uh, refines, But there's

[hosty_matt]: no a refund with slum

[cobra]: No, he wouldn't

[hosty_matt]: to to this movie at all. Um, you might catch like Bruce Willis

[hosty_matt]: slumping

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[cobra]: Yeah, with enough money. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: into this movie as as his brother. that. I think that could work as well, but I

[hosty_matt]: really like to leave the Eastent twin. I think that's the best angle

[cobra]: Yeah, that was a goodng, I agree.

[doa]: It would give him some room to strech himself, because I felt Lisa didn't have enough

[doa]: time in this movie. I felt like

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[doa]: he was kind of

[laura__the_alternate]: you just grunting a lot.

[cobra]: Who? who had time in

[hosty_matt]: no one had time.

[cobra]: this movie? Nobody did

[doa]: everybody. Everybody had more time than him, is what I'm saying, but he's supposed to

[cobra]: Okay,

[doa]: be driving, so to speak,

[hosty_matt]: Was he

[doa]: No.

[cobra]: She was driving the snowp.

[doa]: Yes,

[hosty_matt]: uh?

[hosty_matt]: next next question?

[hosty_matt]: Could this been? Could this have been like a eight to ten Netflixp?

[cobra]: Oh God,

[doa]: you could have. it could have.

[cobra]: no, please.

[hosty_matt]: I. I disagree.

[laura__the_alternate]: It honestly could have

[cobra]: No. what.

[cobra]: No. what.

[hosty_matt]: there are so many people in stories to go through. If you gave the story

[laura__the_alternate]: yp,

[hosty_matt]: like ten episodes, you could actually give characterization to these people.

[laura__the_alternate]: and

[doa]: Yeah.

[hosty_matt]: Would it be good? Absolutely not

[laura__the_alternate]: then like one person, like one

[cobra]: Yes, but would you?

[laura__the_alternate]: to two people died per episode kind of

[doa]: Yep. Yup.

[laura__the_alternate]: thing. And like the crux of it is like that. they died that episode.

[laura__the_alternate]: You know what I mean.

[cobra]: yeah, but

[doa]: then yet the title card

[cobra]: would you want to have this

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm,

[cobra]: St. child for ten episodes? That's the question.

[doa]: that' A. No, but what he asked is if it could have been pivoted.

[cobra]: I mean, if we go with that tag, everything can be stretched.

[cobra]: I mean, if we go with that tag, everything can be stretched.

[hosty_matt]: structurally? Yes,

[doa]: not everything.

[laura__the_alternate]: cause, like No, not everything be cause like in this movie like it

[laura__the_alternate]: kind of felt like all of a sudden they were all making really fast dis

[laura__the_alternate]: and stupid decisions.

[doa]: Mhm.

[laura__the_alternate]: so it feels like if there was a T V show, they kind of could have

[laura__the_alternate]: sussed out these decisions a little bit more like. Should we go

[laura__the_alternate]: directly for one of White Bull's people? Well, let's think about this

[laura__the_alternate]: a little bit. you know what I mean. Instead of being like, hang em and

[laura__the_alternate]: then being like, Oh, let let's get someone okay. Let's decapitate one

[laura__the_alternate]: of our guys and give it us a gift. It's just like,

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: like, maybe a little bit more thought. like

[cobra]: that is so like bumbling idiot gangsters.

[laura__the_alternate]: exactly.

[cobra]: Thing like its. Yeah, it' like whoops kill the wrong guy.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, whoopsy. it's like Okay, my son's debts' going up to your son

[laura__the_alternate]: and then that guy's son, and then like Okay for all women don't exist

[laura__the_alternate]: Apparently in this movie other than being mothers

[hosty_matt]: they do and run away

[laura__the_alternate]: and well, she was a mother. She ran away.

[hosty_matt]: and be and be and to be

[cobra]: And

[hosty_matt]: called, Uh, See next Tuesday.

[doa]: Yes, and there was also a

[cobra]: and

[doa]: receptionist in White Bull's Parlur or whatever,

[laura__the_alternate]: I thought that that was the same person as the mom.

[doa]: the mom.

[hosty_matt]: Je,

[doa]: Oh,

[cobra]: no, it wasn't I. I like the best thing about that the woman is, she says, Give it to

[cobra]: the looking Indian, in its an actual Indian. That's

[hosty_matt]: yes,

[cobra]: one of the best things.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, yeah,

[hosty_matt]: he dies unceremoniously, Um,

[cobra]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: I think the characterization of this movie is correct, and I I ▁quoted earlier

[hosty_matt]: to people that Um, this is. This is what happens when you let Saxon that or make

[hosty_matt]: Am's course hay movie. But that's not fair. It's what.

[doa]: no, it's not

[hosty_matt]: how would we let ▁zx not make a Colon Brother's movie? Because

[cobra]: No, it's what. What happens when you letd Michael Bay make a Con Brothers movie?

[hosty_matt]: no, I

[doa]: no. I

[hosty_matt]: don't think so. Michael Bay knows what

[doa]: on.

[hosty_matt]: he's doing. He actually has a point to his movies. Michael B is only focused on

[hosty_matt]: action and the reason why I say

[cobra]: There wasn't enough explosures on this to be Michael to be fair. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah. the reason why I say is ▁zx. Snder and Colon Brothers says the Co Brothers

[hosty_matt]: are known for putting people in and like dumb people in shitty situations and

[hosty_matt]: letting it shake out, and

[laura__the_alternate]: H,

[hosty_matt]: ▁zachner is knowying for having a million ideas and not connecting any single

[hosty_matt]: one of them. And that

[cobra]: fair enough

[hosty_matt]: is where I get that comparison from

[doa]: Okay,

[cobra]: Fa enough.

[doa]: Co, Pursuit is what happens when you let Brett Ratner get a second chance in the

[doa]: industry but only under alias

[hosty_matt]: Mhm. Mhm. That's that's why

[hosty_matt]: the women got treated likeship. Don't worry about it.

[laura__the_alternate]: who's brother Rotner?

[doa]: Good. That's the correct. That is the correct question. He

[cobra]: Yeah,

[doa]: sees a fuck. He's a fuck, Tre.

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh, I don't like him.

[cobra]: yeah, he is.

[hosty_matt]: Y

[hosty_matt]: okay moving along in our questions.

[hosty_matt]: Um,

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh, I don't like it, faith.

[doa]: Thank you.

[hosty_matt]: since since Laura's new, I'm going to start with Chris on this one, Chris,

[hosty_matt]: since since Laura's new, I'm going to start with Chris on this one, Chris,

[hosty_matt]: Chris, Whos? who's the character you least like?

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: Oh boy,

[doa]: I would say

[doa]: I would actually say the Eskimo, the black as assin.

[hosty_matt]: great, perfect Chris. How do you think the Eskimo distresses before he's dead?

[doa]: He reads the dictionary

[cobra]: Yes, No,

[doa]: because he he knows he knows

[doa]: he has a proper command ofiction grammar and

[doa]: spelling and the in and yes, because that's that's that style that's flare for him. And

[cobra]: and he chooses not to.

[doa]: now we have some pole dunk coaked up Hippye, Viking. Try to correct him on camera,

[doa]: fully surrounding the Eskimo. I was pissed. I was hoping that the the Esma had had an

[doa]: exit strategy. Clearly he did not.

[cobra]: Yeah, I. I was definitely hoping that that was going to happen too, but

[doa]: Yeah,

[cobra]: no,

[doa]: So

[cobra]: I. I forgot about that too. Oh my god,

[hosty_matt]: Mhm,

[doa]: so

[hosty_matt]: There's a lot to forget about this movie

[cobra]: yeah,

[doa]: I,

[laura__the_alternate]: I've hear what. too.

[doa]: I would. I would say that his, uh, his go to method of relaxation would be Um

[doa]: hit in the vinal storeen, picking up some some choice ▁l Pas, digging through crates.

[hosty_matt]: Smooth jazz.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, Like something that he thinks iss cool. but its really Ma. to do

[laura__the_alternate]: Like's very specific.

[laura__the_alternate]: Like's very specific.

[doa]: Yeah, like what's his name? Ingleberg Humperdk, records.

[hosty_matt]: That's yeah.

[doa]: Y. you asked?

[doa]: So I I. I. I explored that while I siped some lavender

[hosty_matt]: great. Um, I got Luc

[doa]: nos, not

[hosty_matt]: Luciano, What? Um?

[cobra]: yes, yes,

[doa]: smell something good in your life. For once,

[hosty_matt]: No, No, no,

[laura__the_alternate]: No,

[hosty_matt]: see,

[laura__the_alternate]: he says

[doa]: needy you need

[hosty_matt]: I,

[doa]: you need you need the Netdy pot and clear that sus.

[doa]: you need you need the Netdy pot and clear that sus.

[laura__the_alternate]: no, he says

[hosty_matt]: I. I need you to focus here.

[doa]: I focused. Keep talking.

[hosty_matt]: No, you're not Luciana,

[cobra]: no,

[cobra]: yes,

[hosty_matt]: How does Nell's Coxman

[hosty_matt]: distress?

[cobra]: Oh, we saw it. he reads. No plum manuals.

[doa]: Oh my god,

[cobra]: A hundred per cent, just sit down on a rocking chair with like a pipe, and

[cobra]: like, I don't know

[doa]: M

[cobra]: whiskey and just reads the manuals.

[hosty_matt]: I? He's a whisky guy.

[cobra]: No, what do you think? he is

[laura__the_alternate]: againness. guy.

[cobra]: a againness guy? A Kbec.

[hosty_matt]: Now that everybody

[doa]: sip, sip.

[hosty_matt]: good work?

[hosty_matt]: Okay, Yeah, I like that. That makes a lot of sense.

[cobra]: I think he reads manuals just for fun.

[hosty_matt]: Okay, No, I like that. Um, Laura.

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: How does

[hosty_matt]: Trevor viking? calcut or calcoote? Depending on your

[laura__the_alternate]: oh man. I had

[hosty_matt]: French, how does he distress

[laura__the_alternate]: come up with a different person. I had come up with a different person

[laura__the_alternate]: because he gave Chris the option of choosing who we liked the least,

[laura__the_alternate]: So I'm going

[hosty_matt]: y?

[laura__the_alternate]: to not answer your question and answer.

[laura__the_alternate]: Gosh,

[hosty_matt]: That's That's part for the the Pocas. Fair enough.

[cobra]: I'm I'm going to answer the question. I have in my

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[cobra]: head,

[laura__the_alternate]: they're just going to do things my way. Um, my thanks for asking Mat.

[laura__the_alternate]: My least favorite. My least's favorite character

[laura__the_alternate]: was the. Um. What's the old man? uh cop and I think I'm going to be a

[laura__the_alternate]: little bit crude gentleman. I'm very sorry for this, but I think that

[laura__the_alternate]: his way of relaxing is to masturbate to um hidden film, like hidden

[laura__the_alternate]: surveillance camera of his of his police partner that he takes

[hosty_matt]: Wow,

[laura__the_alternate]: in the locker room.

[doa]: Oh, my,

[cobra]: I was going to say, I thought you were going to say, just random. Like

[laura__the_alternate]: No, specifically her

[cobra]: security came footage. I was going to say the moment you got her as a partner, He

[cobra]: like,

[laura__the_alternate]: hundred percent. Yeah, that's

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: when he was like all in on uh gender list bathrooms. he was like, Oh

[laura__the_alternate]: no. This is something we need to do

[doa]: what you said

[cobra]: and also leave your body Cs on

[laura__the_alternate]: all the time

[cobra]: all the time.

[doa]: when? um, when you said surveillance footage, my mind didn't go to his partner. I was

[doa]: like Dos. grocery ladies opened up early.

[doa]: Yeah, dos, you drop your key.

[laura__the_alternate]: could be her

[laura__the_alternate]: too, but I

[doa]: You can do it doors.

[cobra]: Ooh,

[laura__the_alternate]: was thinking like gross enough that he'd put like a little pinhole

[laura__the_alternate]: camera in the bathroom or in the lady's

[hosty_matt]: yeah, yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: bathroom or something. You know. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: yeah, she.

[cobra]: just like tackling like an old man

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: I. I assume she is definitely the only female police officer

[doa]: It's possible. Did

[hosty_matt]: in the precinct.

[doa]: we see any when they had the precinct? Like the inner

[hosty_matt]: I didn't see anything.

[doa]: office shot. There were a few other.

[laura__the_alternate]: there was an inner office shop. What you paid that close attention?

[hosty_matt]: Jesus. I thought

[doa]: It was the only shot

[hosty_matt]: you were playing Doruo.

[cobra]: was No. There

[doa]: I was,

[cobra]: was there was

[doa]: but they were. Yeah, but yeah, I didn't see him.

[cobra]: when she was like blueballing her boyfriend or ex

[doa]: Yeah, I felt bad for him too.

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh that. no, you didn't

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh that. no, you didn't

[cobra]: boyfriend to get. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Fuck that guy.

[doa]: I did.

[laura__the_alternate]: fuck that guy.

[doa]: He's old. He's so old he's going to die. Oh, I

[hosty_matt]: No,

[doa]: looked at. Lets him up on. I, m d B, and like to me. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: the the voice boyfriend.

[doa]: Yeah, the actor. Yeah, he's old. he's be. He needs something anyways,

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh

[doa]: and by something, I mean like a relationship that said, I interpreted it as like she

[doa]: was open to a rekindling of the relationship. That's all

[laura__the_alternate]: no, she' was using him,

[cobra]: No, No,

[doa]: I know. she was using him.

[cobra]: stop playing a rudo When you fucking watch the movie.

[laura__the_alternate]: but this is

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[doa]: Look, I had to say, awake.

[laura__the_alternate]: classic guy. This is classic guys just being like Oce. she's being

[laura__the_alternate]: nice to me. That means like we'll probably get back together two

[laura__the_alternate]: months. Fu off. come on.

[cobra]: No, she, she was literally like stringing him along. She got

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[doa]: Sure,

[cobra]: what you wanted. She was old as an avalanche for you

[laura__the_alternate]: yep.

[cobra]: like, even he noticed

[doa]: wait a avalanche. What

[cobra]: that that. Yeah, he, she? She

[cobra]: did you watch this movie?

[doa]: I wish. I hadn't

[cobra]: She fas that there's an avalanche After he sends the email.

[doa]: okay. I just missed what you said. Yes, I. I. I got that and I saw that. Jeeze.

[cobra]: Yeah, and then then even he got the message like he calls her back and should go. any

[cobra]: goes. You don't deserve this intel.

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah. like. yeah,

[cobra]: So

[cobra]: he knows he got strung along.

[laura__the_alternate]: he

[doa]: Yeah, yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: deserves to.

[doa]: I. I did it.

[cobra]: I don't know about that.

[doa]: I follow it. now. that was my point. But anyway

[hosty_matt]: why doesn't he deserve you?

[doa]: we don't have it. We. we don't know.

[cobra]: I don't know. either way. I don't know. either way. what

[doa]: we don't know.

[cobra]: happened? Why did they break up? We don't get that car to development in there.

[doa]: I was hoping that they would. they would. They would find love again. I don't. I

[hosty_matt]: Why do you give a shit about some old guy voice on the phone? Maybe

[doa]: thought

[doa]: Y

[hosty_matt]: not getting to have sex of the cop,

[doa]: look

[doa]: murd, dirt and Nthan's marriage came crumbling down after losing a son.

[hosty_matt]: right

[doa]: Like

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah.

[doa]: the opening scene When they saw his son come out up. They couldn't this movie is, so

[doa]: they couldn't afford to put the the corpse in in a in a higher, a higher

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, like how many people are dead in Keyhoe

[doa]: container that they had this jack. Yeah, but that Sc. that jacking up was so fucked.

[hosty_matt]: they? They drove to Denver for that. By the way,

[laura__the_alternate]: so weird. Oh, sorry.

[hosty_matt]: that's called comedy. That's the Con Brothers effect

[laura__the_alternate]: but if you wanted to see a beautiful love story, What about the

[laura__the_alternate]: Coxsman, brother and his wife?

[doa]: That was thank you. That was

[cobra]: That wasn't a beautiful love story. That was

[laura__the_alternate]: Not

[doa]: it was. It was the most beautiful of the entire movie.

[doa]: it was. It was the most beautiful of the entire movie.

[cobra]: well, that's not

[laura__the_alternate]: how was' it?

[hosty_matt]: A little.

[laura__the_alternate]: She

[cobra]: much.

[laura__the_alternate]: was like protective and she like wanted

[doa]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: him to not be a part of his old

[laura__the_alternate]: lifecause. He didn't listen to her.

[laura__the_alternate]: lifecause. He didn't listen to her.

[laura__the_alternate]: lifecause. He didn't listen to her.

[doa]: Mhm, stay out of trouble

[cobra]: And then when he became, when he went back, she spit on his grave and walked away.

[doa]: Becauset he didn't

[doa]: correct

[cobra]: I mean true love right there.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: Yeah,

[doa]: because she loved it.

[hosty_matt]: So anyways, I'm going to answer the question. Laura didn't and I'm going to

[hosty_matt]: explain to you how Tre

[hosty_matt]: calcut

[hosty_matt]: relaxes

[hosty_matt]: distresses. So

[hosty_matt]: happens,

[hosty_matt]: Trevor has a special room at this local Stri

[cobra]: uh,

[hosty_matt]: club

[doa]: Oh,

[hosty_matt]: and he goes into it and he gets the shriers to wear stilettus and stop all over

[hosty_matt]: his stick while eating disgusting food. He' never let his son have.

[laura__the_alternate]: I think that he skinns people

[hosty_matt]: Oh na. Now you want to answer this question?

[laura__the_alternate]: alive. Yeah, na answer. now, I been thinking I think he's gay and he

[laura__the_alternate]: like skinning people alive.

[hosty_matt]: What does being gay have to is getting people alive?

[laura__the_alternate]: nothing

[cobra]: yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: at all. Nothing at all. I just think that he's not interested in going

[laura__the_alternate]: to something like a strip club to watch women.

[hosty_matt]: What men stped on his dick? Will he ate pebbles?

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, Yeah, he's into that. he's into that.

[cobra]: but wait, he. he seemed. he seemed like he was into his wife. Or was that just like a

[cobra]: ploy?

[doa]: like a beard. whatever,

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, beard.

[hosty_matt]: He also

[hosty_matt]: was

[cobra]: Okay,

[doa]: See, here's what. Uhhuh,

[hosty_matt]: into her in a murdery way.

[doa]: here's why you' all wrong.

[cobra]: Yeah, that never that never stopped anybody from anything.

[doa]: Here's why you are all wrong. He couldn't be gay. He couldn't be repressed

[doa]: be any of you. that bathtub. He was in one and two.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[doa]: the so called, uh, the so called towels that he had just

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[doa]: because they were pink, didn't mean

[doa]: anything. but they looked rough. I know, but they looked rough as fuck like Out of the

[laura__the_alternate]: I didn't say that,

[doa]: care, the care and meticulousness that he.

[cobra]: are you saying? Are you saying he would have like fluffy? Nice try C towels If

[doa]: No, I'm talking about cloth towels and so on that feel good on the skin

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[doa]: like any self respecting, any self respecting, uh, modern person

[doa]: on, plus gay, you care about yourself.

[hosty_matt]: Wow,

[cobra]: how, I think.

[hosty_matt]: I, I'm not willing to go down this assmptive road.

[laura__the_alternate]: I. I. I don't. yeah.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah, you

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: are

[hosty_matt]: You' hitting the lavender too hard.

[doa]: Listen, you're all wrong.

[laura__the_alternate]: you are. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Chris is looking great. Uh, he's got

[laura__the_alternate]: these really stylish glasses on it, really stylish shirt like the

[laura__the_alternate]: Hawaiian, like fresh print. He's sniffing lavender oils, and now he's

[laura__the_alternate]: and he's married to a woman, And you're saying you're not taking care

[laura__the_alternate]: of yourself

[doa]: I

[doa]: am taking care of myself, but that doesn't. No, That's not what I'm

[laura__the_alternate]: cause you're not gay.

[cobra]: no, he'.

[doa]: saying. I'm talking about Viking,

[cobra]: Yeah, he say Viking

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay,

[cobra]: is like a Gff. It's like a Gff, antiquated person.

[laura__the_alternate]: but I'm saying you can.

[doa]: if he was Se. if he was go.

[laura__the_alternate]: No, No, you go ahead.

[doa]: No, I wouldn't hear you. I didn't. I think you were talking first. Sor.

[laura__the_alternate]: I just think anybody can take care of themselves if they want you,

[laura__the_alternate]: regardless of their s of their

[doa]: Maybe

[laura__the_alternate]: sex partners.

[hosty_matt]: But

[doa]: I suppose

[hosty_matt]: I would argue that Dominic seemed like he was very rough and tumble. He likes

[hosty_matt]: sports. He like gambling, and he

[laura__the_alternate]: M. Mustang, Dominic is the Is, his actor's name

[hosty_matt]: the actor's name. I'm sorry. Guess Mustang is his name?

[laura__the_alternate]: Mustang, Yeah, absolutely,

[doa]: his towels. like when you have a partner. you don't want your. You don't want your

[doa]: stuff or any of your stuff to be not ready.

[cobra]: No, you know what. you know. what. I think, Laura is right that he was gay, but he

[cobra]: was one of those guys who would say I'm not gay. I just like you know if I if I play

[laura__the_alternate]: I just like getting my dick sucked.

[cobra]: if I, if I play. If I play soccer once a week. That doesn't make me a soccer player.

[cobra]: If I suck dick once a week. That doesn't make me gay That. I think that's how he

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, Yeah, I, I get that y

[cobra]: thinks

[cobra]: like he's

[laura__the_alternate]: into it.

[cobra]: like. No, no, I, just you know, just gave him a a rit around No homo that that's

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, he's no homemo kind of person. You right.

[cobra]: That's how you. Yeah,

[cobra]: yeah, yeah,

[cobra]: I, I think I think I can see it. Unfortunately

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm, Mhm, Mhm,

[cobra]: in my

[cobra]: head' our sponsor for today's

[doa]: Those towels were atrocious. Anyway,

[hosty_matt]: This, this um se off of

[hosty_matt]: whatever we were talking about, into the sex life of Viking was brought to you

[doa]: was brought to you by.

[hosty_matt]: by lavender oil. Sniffed all the time. It's fantastic.

[doa]: Yes,

[doa]: nature's remedy,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: episode.

[cobra]: episode.

[cobra]: episode.

[cobra]: episode.

[cobra]: episode.

[cobra]: episode.

[doa]: get yours.

[hosty_matt]: with Laven Royal, Okay, moving on to the next question. After whatever was

[hosty_matt]: everybody, get ready. What

[cobra]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: would you say was the most re watchable scene in the movie?

[cobra]: I tell you right now, I tell

[hosty_matt]: Okay,

[cobra]: you right now

[cobra]: Th the scene at the morgue with the corner, lifting the thing

[doa]: Yes,

[cobra]: slowly for what felt like fifteen minutes.

[cobra]: slowly for what felt like fifteen minutes.

[hosty_matt]: the foot peddling by the way. not even like moving a crank,

[cobra]: It. the. what? look y y. What? I?

[laura__the_alternate]: it's like a, an old school like hairdressing chair, but a bed.

[doa]: Yes,

[cobra]: Yeah, Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: y

[doa]: how

[cobra]: exactly

[doa]: do these parents not know that it's their sign for that long

[cobra]: No, And and I was like Okay, He's going to lift it and then they're going to open it.

[cobra]: But then when it gets

[doa]: Was Al

[cobra]: to the camera it's already open

[doa]: out.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[doa]: I know it's my fucking sign

[cobra]: like. Oh, Oh, now that it's close to my face, I can

[cobra]: tell it's my son. Before it was just some white boy.

[doa]: after the fifteen times that you? Yeah,

[doa]: myocals. I got to get my bifocals updated. But now that you you jacked up my, my, the

[cobra]: That that was my. That was my favorite scene.

[doa]: corpse of my De. so my my only

[cobra]: Yeah,

[doa]: son. Now I can see. thank you.

[doa]: son. Now I can see. thank you.

[cobra]: and they, and they repeated that with Uh, with raising the guy, The six guys carrying

[cobra]: the the

[cobra]: the

[doa]: Yeah.

[cobra]: coffin, When the Canida just slow. That's the Coen brother thing that they

[hosty_matt]: y

[cobra]: try and fail very

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm.

[cobra]: badly to do. Yeah, so that would be my

[cobra]: just foot peddling with the creaky, the cri like Morg table. That's my favorite scene

[cobra]: of all time in that at least

[hosty_matt]: all time nobody hearrt. That's what. I'm stoping you there,

[doa]: it's on the

[cobra]: on that movie

[doa]: record. It's on record. Why did you go there?

[cobra]: on that movie

[cobra]: all the time on that movie

[laura__the_alternate]: Nope, all time.

[laura__the_alternate]: I would say. thank you for asking the question Mat. What a great

[laura__the_alternate]: question. Um that my favorite scene. I know you didn't ask that like

[laura__the_alternate]: that. I would rewatch is the whole time with At the end with Nells,

[laura__the_alternate]: and Uh Wolverine. Who is it? bull bull Wolf?

[hosty_matt]: wol

[doa]: Yes,

[laura__the_alternate]: What's the same white bull

[hosty_matt]: white F.

[doa]: Tob Jackson, Y, you could have played overeen in Shining Time station.

[cobra]: Wbowl White Bowl.

[laura__the_alternate]: with whiteple? Um? Because, like, First of all, the fact that he fell

[laura__the_alternate]: asleep was so cute like he

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: was like, so trusting

[cobra]: I feel I feel safe.

[laura__the_alternate]: and then like and then when he thought that Nells wasn't coming back

[laura__the_alternate]: out of the thing, and for a second I did too, I was like No, he'

[doa]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: going to come back

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: and I was like, No, this is too long, and then

[laura__the_alternate]: finishing it off with the guy flying into the blowing machine. I mean

[laura__the_alternate]: come, I feel like that like it wrapped up the entire movie.

[cobra]: y,

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay, wow, dead, Silas,

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay, wow, dead, Silas,

[doa]: shut out to to White Bull,

[doa]: I agree. Yeah, that was fun.

[laura__the_alternate]: Chris has a pen wolvery in action going on Penn claws.

[hosty_matt]: love that lavender oil.

[cobra]: he's such a profession. He iss such a professional podcast that he makes visual gags

[cobra]: in the podcast.

[doa]: Yeah, doing it. you knowcause, I'm worth it. So might go like Mat. Did you want to go

[doa]: or do you the host?

[hosty_matt]: No, No, I don't. I don't want to stop the train.

[hosty_matt]: You go.

[doa]: So my favorite rewable scene

[doa]: goes to my mad white bull again.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah.

[doa]: Y. so Wepel's got the most watchable scene of all of all time In this F. I wrote Um,

[doa]: all of his staff were frolicing in the snow at the snow resort, and he's living

[doa]: vicariously through the skiers.

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh, that was so cute.

[doa]: And and he's like sh, sh, and Yes, that was totally cute. And and they rebels in the

[doa]: wonder before,

[doa]: and and and C, and let's out. a. a deep, a deep bellowing

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah. yeah. yeah,

[doa]: laugh before descending into a whale. Cried to the gods

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[doa]: Like that For me was like the whole movie Like. At first, What do I seeing? Go? Why? y.

[doa]: yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: I

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah, thats goodute.

[laura__the_alternate]: like that too. It was kind of like he was like. Yeah, I felt very

[laura__the_alternate]: childish and like free at that moment.

[doa]: Mhm,

[laura__the_alternate]: Like

[laura__the_alternate]: also okay. Can I add something else now? Can I?

[hosty_matt]: Sure.

[laura__the_alternate]: kinda? maybe

[hosty_matt]: yeah, yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: Whitei's my favorite character? Um, When he is sitting in his like

[laura__the_alternate]: bullet proroof card and all the bullet stuff happening around them and

[laura__the_alternate]: he's just sitting there Like. what is this going to be over Because

[laura__the_alternate]: they were all shooting at his car?

[cobra]: I have things to do.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, he's just like we

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: done. Okay, sor

[doa]: But he also came up. I thought he was going to get clapped up in that gun fight like he

[hosty_matt]: noj

[cobra]: I thought so, too.

[laura__the_alternate]: no,

[doa]: didn't like. he. Didn't you know? Um, a. what is it? Uh, a ▁j Jackson or t ▁j Jackson,

[doa]: or something? He didn't jump over the hood or anything. he just got of like wash. my.

[doa]: He.

[doa]: point the gun.

[hosty_matt]: t ▁j hooker.

[doa]: Try to shoot T a hooker. Thank you.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, thank you for another William Shad in a reference.

[doa]: You're welcome or he was Action Jackson. Probably that's the other

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, great

[doa]: one. Um, but I thought he was going to get shot.

[hosty_matt]: somethings happening

[cobra]: so all all, very all, very timely and topical. Those references.

[doa]: Mhm, Mhm, Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: is nothing but time. Um, my answer is nothing. This movie is deplorable. I never

[hosty_matt]: want to see it again. There is nothing worth watching at. I yelld. my time

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh,

[doa]: Hm,

[cobra]: Okay, wait, if you're going to do that.

[doa]: Hear you surp his ti. his yield,

[laura__the_alternate]: do not steal his time.

[hosty_matt]: you. You already used, have too much time.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: so you can't have this just because I left it open.

[doa]: Lord, and I get Lord. I could take it now.

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah, Yank yankes, ys, Oh,

[hosty_matt]: No, No, save it. You guys. save it.

[laura__the_alternate]: okay,

[hosty_matt]: This question is very challenging.

[doa]: Oh, my.

[laura__the_alternate]: okay,

[doa]: Oh no. Oh no.

[hosty_matt]: The studio is dead set on making a sequel to

[doa]: Yes,

[hosty_matt]: Cold pursuit.

[cobra]: Oh God

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah, yeah,

[cobra]: they can't. all characters are dead.

[hosty_matt]: No, they aren't White Bull is alive, Nels Coxman's, alive, His wife's out there

[hosty_matt]: somewhere.

[hosty_matt]: What is this sequel about? And I, If you can give me a title, that would be that

[hosty_matt]: would be dope as well,

[laura__the_alternate]: white white

[cobra]: Okay, I can go first.

[laura__the_alternate]: cox. Oh, sorry you.

[cobra]: I was going to say. The, the title is obviously Colder pursuit,

[hosty_matt]: Okay,

[doa]: no.

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh, yeah.

[cobra]: obviously Ob. obviously, and it is a buddy comedy between between Nells, the Coxman

[cobra]: obviously Ob. obviously, and it is a buddy comedy between between Nells, the Coxman

[cobra]: obviously Ob. obviously, and it is a buddy comedy between between Nells, the Coxman

[cobra]: and White Bull,

[cobra]: and White Bull,

[cobra]: and White Bull,

[hosty_matt]: yp.

[cobra]: And and it it's sort of like uh, an investigative thing where they try to find where

[cobra]: gracement

[hosty_matt]: his wife is, that is that his wife's name

[cobra]: and they spend the whole movie trying

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah, yeah,

[cobra]: to fi. Yes,

[hosty_matt]: Grace, Uh, k.

[doa]: I. yeah,

[doa]: I

[hosty_matt]: cool,

[doa]: love it though I love it,

[cobra]: it's okay Ma. I'm go. I'm going. I'm going to make it cla clearer for you. So Lim

[hosty_matt]: Mhm.

[cobra]: Nison, and whatever the actor's name is for Whitebood that

[doa]: Tom Jackson.

[cobra]: I don't remember Tom Jackson. Yeah, they go search you for Lorer There

[hosty_matt]: Thank you that I'm familiar with her

[cobra]: that

[hosty_matt]: work

[cobra]: that's the

[hosty_matt]: and that's Colder pursuit.

[cobra]: sequel. Colder Pursu. It's called. Yeah, Colder pursuit, the search for grace.

[hosty_matt]: So it sounds like they never find her. Given that it's a cold pursuit.

[cobra]: Yeah, Oh, wait. Yeah. they're supersuing,

[hosty_matt]: Okay, and the end they

[cobra]: Oh, ma. No, even better better better. It's

[hosty_matt]: fall in love. No, and at, at the end they fall in love.

[doa]: No, you. you only get one. You. you've done two titles. don't don't don't do it.

[cobra]: colder. Per. Yeah, they fall in love with each other. Yeah. colder pursuit, saving

[cobra]: grace.

[doa]: Okayine?

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay, that's acceptable.

[hosty_matt]: That's fa.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: okay, um,

[doa]: If you going to do a De third or different third one that would be unfair. But

[hosty_matt]: yeah, yeah, okay, okay, miss, I have. I have ten favorite characters. Why don't

[doa]: you,

[cobra]: No, No,

[doa]: you colored within the linesol. So um,

[hosty_matt]: you go next?

[doa]: so this is Cold Pursuit

[doa]: snowdrift.

[hosty_matt]: Okay? love it.

[doa]: Now

[cobra]: is this like Tokyo Drift?

[cobra]: is this like Tokyo Drift?

[doa]: I don't know you. you. You got, have we out to win and see, but uh Nisan got a dog and

[doa]: he named her Grace, Because he, he misses his wife

[hosty_matt]: love it a great start.

[doa]: and then right and then uh, Oh shit. I forgot. there's another regable seed, but

[doa]: anyway, Um, the so viking dead, but he was clearly getting his coke from somewhere. So

[doa]: the supplier or like Coke manager, Uh, heard about what went down in this Keyho town,

[doa]: Uh massacre, and wants to reclaim his territory to keep you know, the coke flowing,

[doa]: tourist and stuff it de. But

[cobra]: I have

[doa]: yes,

[cobra]: a question.

[cobra]: So everybody? everybody, except for Nels has a a second name. What is they? Why is

[cobra]: the gangster name of this

[doa]: Mat, Coke

[doa]: manager Cokemaster

[cobra]: Cokemaster Yeah,

[doa]: Cok,

[doa]: Thatster, this is a

[cobra]: is that his name Coke Master,

[doa]: Cokemaster. Yo.

[laura__the_alternate]: It's co, a cola.

[cobra]: Just one word.

[doa]: you're right. Everybody in the movie had a nickname Speedo Limbo, Good to the

[doa]: Cokemaster,

[laura__the_alternate]: six,

[doa]: So I got to

[cobra]: Yeah,

[doa]: do something a little bit better. Um, oh, santa. Um, so we'll call him key chain

[cobra]: nice

[hosty_matt]: So the what

[hosty_matt]: So the what

[doa]: key chain.

[cobra]: key chain.

[hosty_matt]: key chain?

[doa]: Yeah, yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Why? why isy key chain?

[doa]: bec.

[cobra]: Nobody ever explains. Why is the guys the Viking's name? Dad's bullet

[doa]: Yeah, he was a terrible viky, But

[cobra]: misspelled.

[doa]: anyways, key chain key chain, Because you sell you sell. Oh, ideally, I guess you have

[doa]: to move Coke. I, I guess they call them like how many keys you got

[doa]: Kelos. So Coke master, he's he's. He's keeping track of all of his shipments and he's

[cobra]: Yeah, Yeah,

[doa]: cha, and he has, like you know how they had the Silk Road and the root of of like

[doa]: trading. He's the chain. He's linking the chain of cocaine together, so he sees the

[doa]: orchestraating his key chain.

[cobra]: okay, I hate this

[doa]: Y,

[hosty_matt]: I? I'm going to need you

[cobra]: name. Now it was better when you didn't explain

[cobra]: name. Now it was better when you didn't explain

[hosty_matt]: to. This is a buddy cop movie. Like what's the? What's the genre?

[doa]: no, no, no, no, all. I. Oh, The genre is um, lowered expectations, so it is simply it

[doa]: is. it's

[cobra]: Gen

[doa]: it's search and rescue, So

[doa]: his dog has been. Ki has has been dognapped and he needs to get to the bottom of it and

[doa]: he's going to call on his good friend Officer Kim Dash, and she's now promoted to

[doa]: detective because you know her partner was dismissed and court martial for disorderly

[doa]: creeping conduct.

[cobra]: Court Barfeld,

[hosty_matt]: I don't think they do that. Maybe

[doa]: I don't know.

[hosty_matt]: she just dis miss for jerking off

[doa]: Thank you.

[hosty_matt]: under his desk.

[doa]: Yes, that's what happened

[cobra]: dishonorable discharge for

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh

[hosty_matt]: Oh

[cobra]: Haeber.

[laura__the_alternate]: no.

[hosty_matt]: y moster.

[doa]: Dis,

[doa]: honorable and uh, yeah, and

[hosty_matt]: Okay, So as how this movie wrap up, Like how? what happens at the end?

[doa]: Dog dies and he finds out he has another son.

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh shit.

[cobra]: Oh, I thought you were going to go the John wake rout.

[doa]: No, but that's it

[hosty_matt]: No, now who do that?

[hosty_matt]: Lord? you want to go now, or should I?

[laura__the_alternate]: um, I can. I can take a crack at it.

[hosty_matt]: Okay?

[laura__the_alternate]: So I would call the follow up movie Taken for Where Grace at? and just

[laura__the_alternate]: like

[doa]: wasn't his daughter, also named Grace and taken,

[hosty_matt]: I'll look that up when you guys talk.

[cobra]: Oh,

[laura__the_alternate]: No, I can't.

[cobra]: that'd be amazing if that was the case.

[laura__the_alternate]: I don't think so.

[doa]: I feel like maybe I could be wrong,

[hosty_matt]: I look up. you guys. Lor. you talk.

[laura__the_alternate]: And it

[laura__the_alternate]: would just be the poster be leamniis, and just doing like the shrug

[cobra]: I'm looking at our look at up.

[laura__the_alternate]: on.

[hosty_matt]: Her name was her name was Kim.

[cobra]: I don't think I can picture him in my headgging.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[doa]: Kim.

[hosty_matt]: her name was Kim. By the way.

[doa]: Okay, okay,

[laura__the_alternate]: Um, And so it would be a buddy cop movie with Uh, white Bu, Wolverine

[laura__the_alternate]: and Nels Cox person,

[laura__the_alternate]: Because

[doa]: saked.

[laura__the_alternate]: where he' he's gender non binary. And

[laura__the_alternate]: and also they don't actually ever end up looking for grace Because

[laura__the_alternate]: they kind of forget, just like it felt like he kind of forgot what he

[laura__the_alternate]: was murdering people In this movie.

[laura__the_alternate]: He just like. Just, I don't know what they're going to do. Fall in

[laura__the_alternate]: love, go to vegas, lose a lot of money. steal from a hotel Who knows?

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: Okay, you know what? We're just going to enter that out. Chris is having a

[hosty_matt]: seizure, Um,

[doa]: I was digested. What you were saying

[hosty_matt]: cool, Um, so I like that movie. Um, I'm going to go in a different angle here.

[hosty_matt]: slightly. Um.

[laura__the_alternate]: You? sure you want to do that?

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, so the the sequel is Hot Pursuit. Obviously,

[cobra]: Ooh.

[hosty_matt]: Um,

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh, smart.

[hosty_matt]: and so it's a little similar to. I think maybe Luciano talked about in terms of

[hosty_matt]: the the new dealer, Oro, Chris. I don't know. it's so confusing. At

[hosty_matt]: this point, Chris

[cobra]: it was Chrisris,

[doa]: cheating?

[hosty_matt]: is new dealer, But instead what's going to happen is

[hosty_matt]: Nells, Coxman is like. I haven't gone far enough down the chain. He's going to

[hosty_matt]: go like Columbiacause. That's where all the drugs come from. I assume A, and

[cobra]: Mexico. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Mexico. Yeah, and continue his rampage of murder

[hosty_matt]: all the way to the top of the cartel.

[hosty_matt]: and

[cobra]: okay,

[hosty_matt]: like, he's going to call in a favor from White Bull to like, help him find the

[hosty_matt]: person.

[doa]: Ooh?

[hosty_matt]: Um, who else is alive.

[hosty_matt]: That's about it. Eh.

[cobra]: not many people

[hosty_matt]: that's it.

[cobra]: Viking's wife, maybe

[cobra]: Viking's wife, maybe

[doa]: Yes, and also

[cobra]: is her name.

[doa]: the receptionist at the snow resort.

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: See, not their favorite scene of mine.

[hosty_matt]: so you know what we'll do here though is, so we'll put it a little in the

[hosty_matt]: future, And and the kid is eighteen

[cobra]: Okay

[hosty_matt]: and the kid

[hosty_matt]: he's on he goes to vacation in Mexico,

[hosty_matt]: and

[hosty_matt]: until he, they

[cobra]: gets kidnapped.

[hosty_matt]: partner her up half way through

[cobra]: Oh, with the kid, I like it,

[hosty_matt]: with the kid and he partners up half way through to like finish the job

[doa]: Yeah, you get that you get that extra extra in the eleventh hour? We not going to make

[doa]: it? They go into the bar and then they have that slow reveal gets riy. and he aged up.

[doa]: What Ak

[cobra]: play by play by Chenning Tatum.

[hosty_matt]: perfect. Well, yes, but Chaanic Tatum is kind of a nerd right, so like he need

[hosty_matt]: someone to hack some stuff to get information and he's bad with computers. but

[hosty_matt]: Ryan, a new age kid super

[doa]: true?

[hosty_matt]: good with

[hosty_matt]: computers, so

[doa]: Mhm,

[laura__the_alternate]: 's Jona? Hell?

[hosty_matt]: he'll ha,

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah,

[hosty_matt]: hack it up and hits.

[cobra]: it's Jona. Yeah, Mels, Coxman, played by John, 'cause he aged back Someow.

[cobra]: Okay,

[doa]: kiings, right by soul.

[doa]: kiings, right by soul.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: so's it's hoperrsuit it.

[cobra]: I like it. I like hot Pursuit. the m.

[doa]: What's the subtitle

[cobra]: uh, t, T who

[cobra]: wantnna ti, whoan, uh,

[doa]: Nice two you when a night.

[cobra]: confidentialua nights. it is good too. Yeah,

[doa]: Okay, Okay, Okay,

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, Yeah, I pursued Tijuana nights.

[cobra]: Yeah, I like it. and A, you know what could happen at the end like

[cobra]: they, they're like Down under. They're almost like dead and they're being pursued by

[cobra]: by the evil guys. And then Ryan finds a snowplow somewhere in Mexico, for some

[cobra]: reason, and then that's how they come back

[doa]: Mhm,

[cobra]: around from from almost

[cobra]: losing. They drive up. Yeah, they drive us, No plough in the middle of Mexico, For

[doa]: Plough, Yeah, Pl,

[hosty_matt]: No, it's fine like I got. Now they chase a guy to Mexico, and then they find

[cobra]: whatever reason,

[hosty_matt]: he's like he knows or there, so he actually comes back to like Denver. So it all

[hosty_matt]: loos back. He comes to Denver,

[doa]: thinking that he succeeded.

[cobra]: Denver, that den of iniquity,

[hosty_matt]: right he? No, He, he comes to Keho. It turns out that his main basic U S

[hosty_matt]: operations was that fucking um resort in Keho,

[doa]: Okay,

[cobra]: Oh,

[hosty_matt]: and he's like high

[cobra]: right, right,

[hosty_matt]: up in the mountains and the only way to get to him is to drive a snowflow. Yeah,

[cobra]: and it goes like now, I'm in my element now I'm in my element. Okay,

[hosty_matt]: Juruggler has no idea that Neils Coxman is a coxsman and a snowpoughsman.

[laura__the_alternate]: I going to say to you guys right now what I said every ten minutes

[laura__the_alternate]: during this movie What is happening? Like what are you Gus? talk

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah, but,

[laura__the_alternate]: about?

[hosty_matt]: I've I've I've captured,

[cobra]: but that's but. that's how you know. It's a fit is a fetting, uh, sequel.

[hosty_matt]: Captured the energy

[doa]: that's right,

[cobra]: The end the ass,

[doa]: and Snb. Ow, was on fire as well because

[hosty_matt]: hose.

[doa]: Comans got nothing.

[cobra]: it's a hot be cause it's

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, you got it.

[cobra]: a hot pursuit. Yeah,

[doa]: Got nothing left to lose and white knuckle in it straight up.

[cobra]: No, I know what he did. he. He nitroded so like fire shooting out of the the exhaust.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, Ryan, Ryan Nured, He read that manual and

[doa]: Yes,

[cobra]: Yeah. Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: he knows how to N throw it up.

[laura__the_alternate]: Sorry? are they

[cobra]: exactly

[doa]: that's right,

[laura__the_alternate]: ploughing? Are they ploughing sand? or are they like just grating

[laura__the_alternate]: against the like

[hosty_matt]: No,

[laura__the_alternate]: cement road creating F fireworks.

[laura__the_alternate]: cement road creating F fireworks.

[hosty_matt]: they. They've come to Keyho back to the resort. Yeah,

[cobra]: now they came back to Keho. they came back to Kyo.

[doa]: and going up a mountain. the snowy mountain

[laura__the_alternate]: They drove through the ocean. Wait. I don't know why

[hosty_matt]: no,

[laura__the_alternate]: I was

[cobra]: Yeah.

[laura__the_alternate]: thinking Hawaii. Okay, can we move on

[laura__the_alternate]: like

[doa]: Tiaua nights,

[hosty_matt]: yeah, yeah,

[doa]: And then we

[cobra]: yeah.

[doa]: went back to Keho.

[hosty_matt]: y.

[cobra]: yeah, the the third act.

[hosty_matt]: key. hold on that night

[laura__the_alternate]: Sit,

[hosty_matt]: too far going. We're going to sayb

[laura__the_alternate]: segu segu

[cobra]: Yeah, it is it was that was. that was a lot far.

[laura__the_alternate]: seguy,

[hosty_matt]: All right, so we save some time. We ba, some time because we are at the script

[hosty_matt]: doctor portion of the episode.

[cobra]: Can

[doa]: We we fixed this movie. I think.

[cobra]: we? how do you? How do you?

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: how do you heal a corpse?

[hosty_matt]: The goal for ourest in the case unfamiliar is

[hosty_matt]: how do you make this movie?

[hosty_matt]: I'm not going to say good. I think that is too far a bar for everybody

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: acceptable. How do we make this movie acceptable? What would you do

[hosty_matt]: to make this acceptable?

[laura__the_alternate]: I would. I guess like my first thought is I would take the script and

[laura__the_alternate]: set it on fire

[laura__the_alternate]: and then warm myself next day. Yeah,

[cobra]: beat up the guy who wrote it.

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: how would I? I don't know. I just would. I just want to like, Lean a

[laura__the_alternate]: little more silly or a little more serious. Well, I guess a

[doa]: Mhm,

[laura__the_alternate]: little more silly kind of thing, but I just like

[laura__the_alternate]: I don't know guys like. I don't know. This is like my genre of movie.

[laura__the_alternate]: I guesscause, I'm just like we have enough of these like we're good,

[laura__the_alternate]: you know, but but

[cobra]: That's fair.

[laura__the_alternate]: Lem needs to keep working and I respect that and I I want

[doa]: Mhm,

[laura__the_alternate]: to support him in his acting journey and

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[doa]: He's clearly not doing it for like it doesnt. It's clearre. not doing it for the craft.

[laura__the_alternate]: exactly

[cobra]: No, No, he's doing. He's doing it for the cash.

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah, him and ▁ld.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: that's Lord. darn for

[cobra]: so

[laura__the_alternate]: people to know.

[cobra]: I, I have. I have a a few ideas that I think can help a little bit. First of all, I

[cobra]: would cut the entire family man thing. cut Laura,

[laura__the_alternate]: M.

[cobra]: darn out of this. she has. She's done

[laura__the_alternate]: I agree. I agree.

[cobra]: nothing to us at all to deserve this.

[laura__the_alternate]: y.

[cobra]: cut that shit out.

[cobra]: and and cut the brother shit out

[doa]: H.

[cobra]: too That that did nothing. That was just like a. A. like the Eskimo,

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah. it just showed that he had like ties to like cra criminals.

[cobra]: Yeah, it's like the eskimo thing was bullshit. It was like a complete ha, red

[cobra]: herring.

[doa]: Yes,

[cobra]: in this movie. The whole brother thing was a complete

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, yeah,

[cobra]: red herring just to given more time to wrap bodies

[cobra]: in chicken wire. I guess so, cut all

[laura__the_alternate]: Mm, just smart. What a tip.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: of that shit out right and then have him like. instead of him being like having this

[cobra]: ideallic, Oh, I chose the ride road and I stuck to it like that shit. Just have him

[cobra]: be like an estrang, like a guy that lives alone in that house, and his kind of a

[cobra]: stranger with his son, and he's trying to fix the thing. That's why his son's there

[laura__the_alternate]: but I kind of feel like that's like very cheesy though it's like. Oh,

[cobra]: and then

[laura__the_alternate]: okay, the loner, the loner snow plow,

[cobra]: what? I mean. Yeah, what about the rest of the movie? Isn't it easy?

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, that's all cheesy

[cobra]: So now? so like Matt said, this is hard to make it. You know good. I'm

[hosty_matt]: Mhm.

[cobra]: trying to make it better so

[doa]: but you, you're making progress.

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm, Mhm,

[cobra]: I would. I would have him living alone in that house. Just have the pictures there

[cobra]: live. You know, if Laura Deurn's okay with it, make the pictures be of larder, and

[cobra]: that's fine, but he is like an estranged guy from his

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: family. You know, his brother's already dead from ass cancer. That's you know. Leave

[cobra]: it alone,

[doa]: That's

[laura__the_alternate]: Why ask answer?

[cobra]: And and Ah,

[hosty_matt]: That's what he said,

[cobra]: that's what he says.

[doa]: it's

[laura__the_alternate]: He did?

[doa]: true, but

[doa]: yeah,

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: so his brother said.

[doa]: I got. I.

[cobra]: when he's in the car, he's like. How much pain do you want to endure? Listen? I have

[cobra]: cancer of the as kid, so fuck you and flack your pain's like. Okay.

[laura__the_alternate]: I did not catch that. Okay.

[doa]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay,

[cobra]: Yeah, you did not as much. So then

[cobra]: Yeah, you did not as much. So then

[hosty_matt]: You shouldn't have been playing Theruo.

[laura__the_alternate]: I can't stop.

[doa]: it's

[cobra]: and then

[doa]: so much fun.

[cobra]: I would have him like trying to like the kid. goes there. The Kyle goes there to you

[cobra]: know, one last attempt to mend fences with his like Ashold

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: dad, basically,

[cobra]: and then he dies because he gets caught in the same kind of situation

[doa]: Mhm, Mhm,

[cobra]: that he did. And that is why, Like he's already this gruff,

[cobra]: a kind of an assle nouse, I mean, and then he. He's like.

[laura__the_alternate]: I'm sorry. Can I hands on for a second? Wasn't he a graff, kind of an

[cobra]: Sure,

[laura__the_alternate]: assle and taken,

[cobra]: I don't know, was he?

[doa]: even

[hosty_matt]: Sorry,

[doa]: had a soft spot for his kid, though in

[doa]: both, I

[hosty_matt]: so Laura,

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[hosty_matt]: Love

[hosty_matt]: lost the wholeness,

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, I do. too. I did a whole. I did a whole pocast for you on Love

[hosty_matt]: but I

[laura__the_alternate]: actually,

[hosty_matt]: thank you. That's why we brought youcause. You have experience with Nisan.

[cobra]: Yeah, it's true

[laura__the_alternate]: with the niece with the niece.

[cobra]: you have niisan experience.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: He stopped acting

[hosty_matt]: many years ago.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: okay, okay,

[cobra]: yeah,

[cobra]: he he is. He's trying to Paccino without being paccino,

[laura__the_alternate]: I just feel like I feel like the the movie that Luciana was pitching

[hosty_matt]: he's sitting.

[laura__the_alternate]: is a little bit like. Well, what if he was a gruff guy who is, didn't

[laura__the_alternate]: have a lot of wasn't really in touch with his daughter. Yeah, let's

[laura__the_alternate]: make it a daughter. Okay Now, what if she goes?

[laura__the_alternate]: What if she doesn't stay in their small town? What if she goes on

[cobra]: but let's let's turn it into a kidnapping. That's anything, just just a kidnapping.

[hosty_matt]: What does she go to Europe?

[laura__the_alternate]: vacation?

[hosty_matt]: It can't be you, too, be cause. that's not popular anymore. What if it was a Dra

[laura__the_alternate]: No,

[cobra]: Yeah.

[hosty_matt]: concert She falling, Drake?

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, she's falling, Drake aroundund Europe. he doesn't like it, but

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: he accepts it.

[cobra]: And why? If? why? if he has like a specific, Uh, group of things he knows how to do

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, specific skills in some ways say

[cobra]: Right? Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: It's

[cobra]: No, like I wasn't.

[hosty_matt]: ploughing snow, win snow, accessories.

[cobra]: Yeah. no, I wasn't I wasn't trying to make it

[laura__the_alternate]: no, I don't

[cobra]: taken. I was just trying to make it make sense right.

[doa]: you trying to make a kick in the hill,

[cobra]: Yeah, okay,

[doa]: prop and Pro

[doa]: prop and Pro

[cobra]: yeah, King of Hill North

[doa]: Pro

[cobra]: edition.

[doa]: rooms.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[cobra]: Bobby.

[cobra]: Yeah, but, but like I would just cut all that craft out and then just let him be

[cobra]: likecause. It doesn't make sense. He's ready to kill himself because he thinks his

[cobra]: son is a drugggie and then he finds out from Dante that Oh something should happen.

[cobra]: It's like Oh, I can turn this gun to the other side and kill people. That's what I'm

[cobra]: going to do like. it doesn't really make any sense. I'm trying to try to make Okay.

[cobra]: He's always been a violent piece of shit, so he just takes that to the next level.

[laura__the_alternate]: violence against snow. the violence againstn

[cobra]: Start killing people.

[cobra]: Yeah, yeah, yeah,

[hosty_matt]: I, I like this, but I don't.

[hosty_matt]: I don't think you can paint lamnisent, so like a violent pice of shit and needs

[hosty_matt]: a bad. Da.

[hosty_matt]: Got to have you have to a renewable quality about them because otherwise No was

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: going to giveve a shit if he winer loses.

[cobra]: yeah, know that. that's the idea. Is that you know he? let's say he was an alcoholic.

[cobra]: That's said that and then he figured it out and he, he laughed so that he wouldn't

[cobra]: hurt his family? Right.

[doa]: I don't know. this is a little too dark. I. I kind of want to go in a different

[doa]: direction. I agree.

[cobra]: This is little.

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm, Mhm,

[cobra]: Did you see how many people

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm,

[cobra]: died in this movie?

[doa]: Listen, you have good ideas.

[doa]: I agree with. I agree that we should be trimming as much fat from this bullshit script

[doa]: as possible, like the unnecessary, uh, like, uh, like the the mafia men, but the coke,

[doa]: the cokem that were off, going to the diner and having all that dialogue with the

[doa]: waitress and

[laura__the_alternate]: Who like that?

[doa]: then going to the motel. All that shit needs to go

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah?

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[doa]: like putting the like F that

[hosty_matt]: the I putw on my deck.

[doa]: and is

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[doa]: thirty percent effective

[cobra]: Yeah, Well, Oh, I forgot about

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: it. What the

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[doa]: right,

[cobra]: fuck was that all about?

[hosty_matt]: exactly

[doa]: so we need to cut that stuff out too, and I agree with the other trimming like Okay,

[doa]: cool, leave out the wife altogether. Maybe that there's a story there, they don't need

[doa]: to go down that road and he couldn't be estranged from his Ch, his adult child right.

[doa]: But maybe he's fucking up and maybe he's trying, and maybe they were almost going to

[doa]: get somewhere. They were going to meet up at a at a restaurant or died or whatever, But

[doa]: the son didn't or the kid didn't make it because he was killed and so like, not only

[doa]: did he not have that they didn't have that. He didn't have that closure, but then now

[doa]: his kid has been killed. I can get behind that

[doa]: personally, and then whatever else you want to do. Because we got back.

[cobra]: Yeah, that works that works.

[cobra]: Maybe maybe the kid is, Maybe the kid was the assle, and then in. He, like you know

[cobra]: that, now they're trying to, instead of Leson being the assle.

[doa]: the movie had me. The movie had me, because it. The The kid was in the wrong place at

[doa]: the wrong

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm,

[doa]: time because of fucking Dante. Keep Dante

[cobra]: Yeah,

[doa]: fine, but all that other extraneous shit needs to go, so that we have enough room to

[doa]: figure it out like

[hosty_matt]: yeah.

[doa]: if he's going to go on a rampage. Fine, but that, like those

[cobra]: also,

[doa]: pieces I think are, are, in my opinion, the sufficient amount of fuel to to push

[doa]: someone living that strict sort of lifestyle over the damage. In my opinion,

[cobra]: yeah, that. and I think this goes back to what Laura was saying. Like you have to

[cobra]: either lean more on the Cilly or le more in the series. You can just try to straddle

[cobra]: the line and fail it both. right.

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah, yeah, something like. Um, like, what's call it? Oh dear lorry.

[laura__the_alternate]: you started the sentencen. I don't know Sherlock Holmes like, let's

[laura__the_alternate]: say

[doa]: Hm, Hm.

[laura__the_alternate]: like you know, like there was enough

[hosty_matt]: Bef.

[laura__the_alternate]: silliness, but like there was enough violence like they had all the

[laura__the_alternate]: blood and the punching and

[laura__the_alternate]: whatever, But like

[doa]: Sure,

[laura__the_alternate]: there was still that silliness entertainment factor. Whereas, like, I

[laura__the_alternate]: don't know if you guys listen to this movie with your headphones,

[laura__the_alternate]: oncause. I did. It was disgusting like

[doa]: which one this movie?

[laura__the_alternate]: the Cold

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: pursuit. Yeah, like it like

[doa]: Oh, I didn't

[laura__the_alternate]: the gratuitous

[cobra]: yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: sounds like when they were punching people like hearing like teeth

[laura__the_alternate]: piinging and then just like

[cobra]: Yes,

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh, it was so like.

[cobra]: I like it. I liked. It

[cobra]: was like when he was punching

[laura__the_alternate]: Yes.

[cobra]: that guy Uh,

[doa]: Santa. Oh no, No,

[cobra]: Speedo first and and no, and then he. W he. He basically like rams the gun into

[cobra]: limbo's face, Right and it was like I like he does it and it's super. ▁quiet. and I

[cobra]: go. Oh, I hurt teeth. I

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah. yeah.

[cobra]: heard

[doa]: Wow,

[cobra]: teeth.

[doa]: So the one saving

[cobra]: Yeah.

[doa]: grace I that I would say about this entire journey with this movie was that like the

[doa]: production planning and production and the shots of Bc,

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm.

[doa]: except for like that stupid C. G.

[doa]: Denver,

[cobra]: yeah. yeah.

[doa]: breathtaking and even the shots of the

[laura__the_alternate]: Yes, stunning for sure.

[cobra]: yeah.

[doa]: snow plow like whoa.

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm.

[doa]: twenty nineteen. I thought.

[cobra]: well, I want to live in that house and I

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, his house is amazing,

[cobra]: want to live in his house like near a C. but completely

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm.

[cobra]: far away. Yeah,

[doa]: Yeah, plus the sound designing that you're that you're adding. I had no idea, so that

[laura__the_alternate]: How much? How much do you think that house goes for?

[doa]: was interesting.

[cobra]: probably not a lot. Actually,

[doa]: Maybe not a lot. Actually, Um, so if you want

[cobra]: Yeah,

[doa]: a number, I'd say

[doa]: seven hundred K.

[cobra]: three feey.

[hosty_matt]: So Liam Nison sells his house

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: in order to fund.

[doa]: Uhhuh,

[hosty_matt]: She is

[doa]: war on terror

[hosty_matt]: like revenge plot.

[cobra]: Oh, actually, that's a good point. Because like how the? how difficult did they have?

[cobra]: so just from hunting?

[doa]: and hunting. And then is he the only employee at the snow plowing company

[laura__the_alternate]: Yes,

[cobra]: Yeah, of course he is.

[doa]: like no one else is like doing stuff

[laura__the_alternate]: there's one road he plows. Why would they need anybody else?

[cobra]: Yeah,

[doa]: okay, and

[doa]: Diddy

[cobra]: I forgot. I forgot about the scene where he' where he like cuts the fucking sniper in

[cobra]: in

[doa]: the gun

[cobra]: like small.

[doa]: his gun.

[laura__the_alternate]: Just sort off shotgun.

[cobra]: Oh God, yeah, I forgot about that. it's not. It's not a shotgun. That's the worst

[cobra]: part of it, and he saws it too much like that. Wouldn't that good wouldn't work

[laura__the_alternate]: All right. Well, I don't know enough about that,

[hosty_matt]: Hey, what if we would?

[cobra]: anyway.

[hosty_matt]: What if we went back to script doctor in this movie?

[doa]: Yeah, Yeah, so we have a. I think

[cobra]: All right, Fine,

[doa]: we have a decent. We. We've subtracted a bunch of stuff. Mhm.

[cobra]: another thing that I would do. not thing that I would do. It's okay for like the St.

[cobra]: level Thg, to have silly stupid names like Speedo and limbo

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm.

[cobra]: and Santa. It does not make sense for every fucking person in this thing to have a

[cobra]: sil stupid name.

[doa]: Hm,

[cobra]: It doesn't does not

[hosty_matt]: What?

[hosty_matt]: what? What? What problem is it

[cobra]: cause you don't know who any of the characters are until the end of the movie when

[cobra]: they shows

[laura__the_alternate]: that's kind of true.

[cobra]: their card than they're dead.

[cobra]: Like I didn't know any of the names of of White Bull's crew until the except for

[cobra]: Thorpe, until they were dead.

[hosty_matt]: right? But then the problem isn't that they all have names. Is that the movie

[hosty_matt]: doesn't tell you what their names are? right?

[cobra]: Yeah, but when now? when they do they do they tell you two names and it was like who

[cobra]: the

[cobra]: fuck was that right? Well, the actorcause when they shows the. A lot of the names are

[hosty_matt]: What do you mean two names?

[cobra]: just given on

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: the death cards right and then it's like Go like is like Terence. whatever, Phillips,

[cobra]: and then his name was like Boomerang. I'm like. Who the fuck is that? I have no idea.

[hosty_matt]: I think listen, I hear you. You get into the Loise. I'm trying to re script to

[hosty_matt]: this movie. If you want to get rid of the car, it's fine, but let's get.

[laura__the_alternate]: No, we're keeping the cards.

[laura__the_alternate]: We're keeping the cards, you know would have been been good is if um,

[cobra]: Oh, I like the cards just

[laura__the_alternate]: white, you know, like that woman that they kept showing in his little

[laura__the_alternate]: antique selling shop

[doa]: the receptionist. I thought

[laura__the_alternate]: thing. Yeah, the receptionist. If she was like his number one number

[laura__the_alternate]: one gunnna or something like that, and like she had more of so licause

[laura__the_alternate]: like I'm sorry, why did they keep showing her

[cobra]: because you have to show women. Otherwise, you know

[laura__the_alternate]: H, But like it would have been greater, she had just turned around

[laura__the_alternate]: being like

[laura__the_alternate]: De.

[cobra]: or if she was like. If she was numbered two

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: writer, she was his daughter, for

[doa]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: is it.

[cobra]: example, as well,

[laura__the_alternate]: yes,

[hosty_matt]: Is it too on the nose to make her the Eskimo, or at least make

[laura__the_alternate]: M.

[hosty_matt]: her an

[cobra]: no,

[hosty_matt]: assassin and don't call the ecabo?

[hosty_matt]: assassin and don't call the ecabo?

[cobra]: fucking, no fucking askb. that was. That was

[doa]: Yeah,

[cobra]: so useless. That whole thing

[hosty_matt]: No, but

[hosty_matt]: what I was saying is making an like, not the eskimo, making her her

[doa]: it was a waste of time.

[cobra]: I see,

[hosty_matt]: like White's number one assassin.

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah, yeah, yeah. Her version of the

[doa]: I like.

[laura__the_alternate]: Eskim, Yeah, I like that.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: and like she kills instead of them. Leing, the guide that went there with the head,

[cobra]: She kind of kills someone from his for reasons.

[laura__the_alternate]: also.

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: Wouldn't it be good if the wife? sorry, Uh, Viking's wife was White

[laura__the_alternate]: Buol's daughter. As I thought it was for the entire movie

[doa]: Oh,

[laura__the_alternate]: Until Yg

[cobra]: You would, it would be it would be

[doa]: really. it would make sense

[laura__the_alternate]: until you Gu told me it wasn't

[doa]: because of the whole Peace Tree or whatever.

[doa]: because of the whole Peace Tree or whatever.

[cobra]: her name. Her name is Ia. By the way.

[laura__the_alternate]: And her name is Kent. I think

[hosty_matt]: okay, let's let's wow. let's wrap this into a a cohesive story here because

[hosty_matt]: we're throwing out great ideas, but let's let's rapid. And so so far, we

[laura__the_alternate]: well, I feel like that's what the directors did for this movie. They

[laura__the_alternate]: were like. I like that idea we' going to write

[hosty_matt]: that a hundred

[cobra]: Yeah, Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: percent so let's we'.

[cobra]: everybody got like Okay, You picked three ideas. I pick three

[cobra]: ideas and everything just goes in.

[laura__the_alternate]: and we film it

[hosty_matt]: So so far

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: we have chopped out the Eskimo flaw line,

[laura__the_alternate]: yet done.

[hosty_matt]: Um,

[hosty_matt]: Coxman's wife,

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm,

[doa]: Mhm. Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: Um, we've chopped out. I think do we lose the cops from Keho?

[cobra]: Yeahu.

[hosty_matt]: Could they they?

[cobra]: who gives us shit? They did nothing.

[hosty_matt]: there? There are plot devices to tell us what's happening, but we're going to

[hosty_matt]: show

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: that in different ways. I still think we keep the Viking gang and the White Bull

[hosty_matt]: gang, because I think having like the three of them working in concert is fun.

[hosty_matt]: but you have to

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: like, make it more impactful than just he shot his son And now he wants

[hosty_matt]: vengeancecause. it's just like I, So here's my question. How do you be cause? I

[hosty_matt]: think part, all this for me resolves revolves around the fact that Viking is

[hosty_matt]: just a stupid character doesn't make any sense.

[laura__the_alternate]: I feel. Yeah, he was like trying to be like, Um, American psycho. Like

[laura__the_alternate]: with the

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: and failing

[laura__the_alternate]: but failed

[cobra]: so may maybe make him less silly and make him a little bit more serious.

[hosty_matt]: well, like if

[cobra]: Cut all of that stupid, you know, Staak. and as paagus shit,

[hosty_matt]: if he's somebody who is

[hosty_matt]: focused on following the rules, you can't have them kill his rival of

[hosty_matt]: gangs Nine, a rival. They' they were partnered,

[laura__the_alternate]: like randomly,

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, allies, allies.

[doa]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: Son,

[doa]: Yeah, yes,

[hosty_matt]: right like? there's probably a Sp. You can make a Ch structure and the rules of

[hosty_matt]: like, we need to send him a message. You don't go kill a son, Right you like. do

[hosty_matt]: whatever you have A. A parley,

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, like if you was, I think the whole thing with like the food for

[laura__the_alternate]: his kid was just to show like how much control he ha, he needs, and

[laura__the_alternate]: like how

[hosty_matt]: y.

[laura__the_alternate]: much control he wants over other people. And so it's like if you have

[laura__the_alternate]: that much control over your son's food, but you can't. You can't stop

[laura__the_alternate]: yourself to think for three minutes before killing your ally, son.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: It's like this is the disconnect here is too much.

[cobra]: also can I just say it's a scene I really love, but it makes no sense Is when

[cobra]: the wife thinks that he kidnaped the sun

[doa]: Mhm, Mhm

[cobra]: and she goes to confront him and then he, she gets in his face and he is going to

[cobra]: puncture and telegraphs that that fucking punch for three months before he actually

[cobra]: throws it, And she just like slowly ducks and

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[cobra]: grabs his bolls for like five

[doa]: is very very awkward. Yeah,

[cobra]: minutes, I guess, and then nothing else happens.

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah, yeah,

[doa]: I think

[cobra]: Can we like None of that

[doa]: sure.

[cobra]: makes sense to like. Just cut all

[doa]: Yes,

[cobra]: that shit off. Honestly cut all of that interaction with the with

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah.

[cobra]: the wife off, toocause? It doesn't do anything

[hosty_matt]: I. I, I disagree,

[laura__the_alternate]: oh,

[hosty_matt]: because I think the wife.

[laura__the_alternate]: you can't do that here on E. wrong. thanks though

[hosty_matt]: you're wrong. As a matter of fact, I think the wife has a valuable role to play.

[hosty_matt]: You have to streamline because you can show him as being a crazy sociopath when

[hosty_matt]: it comes to his businesse, and him being a shitty person,

[hosty_matt]: because that allows us to know that he should die And we need the kid

[hosty_matt]: in the movie

[cobra]: We don need the yet.

[laura__the_alternate]: we need all the sons. We need so many sons.

[laura__the_alternate]: we need all the sons. We need so many sons.

[hosty_matt]: to to get the plot where it is.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: so

[doa]: it makes him consistent, a consistently shitty person.

[laura__the_alternate]: three sons.

[hosty_matt]: she exists, but I think she should be more of a bad ass and she should help

[hosty_matt]: break down him as not being this such sophisticated crime lord as he is like.

[doa]: I knew you and you were nothing. whatever,

[hosty_matt]: I understand what they are trying to do by grabbing his balls, but it is so

[hosty_matt]: stupid. She just has to undress him. every time they interact. She destroys

[hosty_matt]: every turn and

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: that goes to show that he is not as good as he thinks he is, So when he starts

[hosty_matt]: doing dumb shit like shooting the crime boss whites, son, you already been told

[hosty_matt]: this guy is actually an idiot

[laura__the_alternate]: Mhm.

[hosty_matt]: and this is how he' going to fail

[laura__the_alternate]: more. so

[cobra]: Okay So like

[laura__the_alternate]: then you didn't show up to the bullying conference. Cause like how

[laura__the_alternate]: many? How many dads? like? How many times have I missed the bullying

[hosty_matt]: the bullerence, It's in our house. I invite Laura every week

[laura__the_alternate]: conferences like so many times.

[doa]: Mhm.

[hosty_matt]: she does not come.

[cobra]: and she always. she always misses it.

[doa]: Oh, my God,

[hosty_matt]: Always misses

[doa]: it's so important. I think the root cause of

[doa]: like the root cause of one of the biggest failings of this movie is it's

[doa]: It's misguided. It's misguided

[hosty_matt]: it happening.

[doa]: structure of dialogue. There's

[laura__the_alternate]: M.

[doa]: too much. We have

[cobra]: Oh yeah. yeah.

[doa]: too many unnecessary scenes and too much fucking

[doa]: dialogue. chewing time.

[hosty_matt]: Oh yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[doa]: we need to find a way to

[cobra]: there's

[doa]: streamline, which is I see the through line through a lot of what your points are. I

[doa]: think it's too much dialogue. Yeah,

[cobra]: they fail on show down. Tell they keep on trying to tou. Shit,

[hosty_matt]: that's why you

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: get in a cage. That's why getting

[doa]: sorry.

[hosty_matt]: cage play Viking, because Nick

[doa]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Cage isn't Viking, Is trying to be like this, super like I know how to use

[hosty_matt]: diction to be verbally. You know, cutting and sound super smart. Like is the

[hosty_matt]: Fucking Oceans movie, but he sounds like an idiot every single time, whereas

[hosty_matt]: Nick Cage would just be crazy and unhnched,

[doa]: Mhm.

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah, and

[cobra]: yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: so word so would Gilbert Godfreed. But you know,

[hosty_matt]: great Oion, as Viking,

[cobra]: oh man, Gilbert Godfreed is Viking, even

[laura__the_alternate]: right,

[cobra]: better than as Nells, Scsman. Yeah,

[doa]: it would be so much fun.

[hosty_matt]: And then

[doa]: And if it'd

[cobra]: oh yeah,

[doa]: be scary because we' never seen him before like that.

[cobra]: be. so the guy that play him was already yelling like

[hosty_matt]: y,

[cobra]: him. Just has no, none

[doa]: Yes,

[cobra]: the charm. right.

[laura__the_alternate]: Gilbert goerd in the bath.

[cobra]: Of course, I miss the conference. I pay for a billion computers. Thank you

[doa]: see, it's

[hosty_matt]: what if?

[doa]: built in. Mhm.

[cobra]: be amazing.

[hosty_matt]: what if? what if Danny Divito is Viking and Reas his ex wife, Because they just

[doa]: I'm good with that. I'm good

[hosty_matt]: have great chemistry.

[cobra]: Oh man

[doa]: with that, too. That would be so respectable.

[cobra]: about someone who knows how to give someone a

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: dressing down. By the way

[laura__the_alternate]: Okay, real

[hosty_matt]: and then we can make it a comedy.

[laura__the_alternate]: talk, though they're still together right in real.

[laura__the_alternate]: They

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: they are. They are. As far as I know,

[cobra]: they are. They are. As far as I know,

[laura__the_alternate]: go back together. Ki.

[doa]: I think so. I think so they were apart.

[hosty_matt]: no idea.

[laura__the_alternate]: Oh yeah,

[hosty_matt]: I have no idea. Look that up. That's important. That's important to the show. So

[doa]: This movie doesn't

[laura__the_alternate]: yeah, I, looking at up.

[doa]: right. That is more important than this than this movie.

[hosty_matt]: so I think we've We've done our best to fix this movie. It is more serious

[hosty_matt]: and we're going to try to chop

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: out anything that doesn't fit the main plot line. None of this outside stuff,

[hosty_matt]: and the goal is to show that Viking is not the crime boss he thinks he is,

[doa]: Mhm,

[hosty_matt]: and he's liable

[cobra]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: to make dumb mistakes all the way along. And they' all like shooting that guy in

[hosty_matt]: the head to send ahead. It's not dumb. It's just like what the fuck happen? We

[hosty_matt]: need to show he is dumb at every return And then he is going to make a mistake

[hosty_matt]: of getting his whole gang killed by White Bulls gang, and it' less liker death

[hosty_matt]: for white bulls gag.

[cobra]: I think the small aendem to that would be that he just have had to just taken over

[cobra]: from his dad, So that's why he was

[hosty_matt]: Sure,

[cobra]: working until he took over and then like in In the course of a few months he fucks

[cobra]: everything up because he' an

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[cobra]: idiot

[cobra]: like bullet dies or whatever from as cancer

[hosty_matt]: y.

[cobra]: as well,

[hosty_matt]: so who dies from Mast cancer?

[cobra]: and then

[doa]: his dad, Viking's dad.

[hosty_matt]: Oh yeah, perfect y

[hosty_matt]: Oh yeah, perfect y

[cobra]: his dad bullet

[cobra]: bullet.

[hosty_matt]: laur.

[cobra]: His name.

[laura__the_alternate]: I just like to follow up on the real Pyrament. Defeat them.

[hosty_matt]: thank you. very important.

[doa]: Do tell

[laura__the_alternate]: They're broken up,

[hosty_matt]: Oh

[doa]: no.

[hosty_matt]: na.

[cobra]: No,

[laura__the_alternate]: but they're not. They're not divorced, but they're not together. I

[laura__the_alternate]: think

[hosty_matt]: they' separated. I believe is the term

[laura__the_alternate]: they're separated, but they' just' like all never divorc. I'm like

[laura__the_alternate]: we're chill. we see each other, but we live separate lives. kind of

[laura__the_alternate]: thing.

[doa]: So do you think

[cobra]: Okay,

[doa]: she's in some kind of entanglement

[doa]: Twenty twenty two,

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Wow.

[laura__the_alternate]: this happened in twenty seventeen,

[laura__the_alternate]: so they split in twenty twelve, gotb together in twenty thirteen, only

[laura__the_alternate]: to split for good in March. twenty seventeen were coming up on their

[laura__the_alternate]: an anversary

[laura__the_alternate]: of was flooting.

[cobra]: niversary

[hosty_matt]: So

[cobra]: anniversary.

[hosty_matt]: that's

[doa]: Meg.

[hosty_matt]: all the time we have for today

[doa]: Yeah, that's right. that's right. That's how we end.

[hosty_matt]: Gettingness round one is complete. Um,

[hosty_matt]: we're sorry for this one. It

[hosty_matt]: might get better. Um, I'm going to, because we plan these. I'll give you a

[hosty_matt]: little little sneak preview into the next movie. It is another linesan movie.

[hosty_matt]: Obviously, uh, we wanted to stretch the the

[hosty_matt]: options and go outside of everybody's comfort. ▁zone, because we all love the

[hosty_matt]: Takens, but not everybody's seening some of Leam Neison's other work. Um,

[hosty_matt]: outside of Taken in love. Actually, Essentially, so

[laura__the_alternate]: I was going to say like love, actually, but no,

[hosty_matt]: we. We're not covering that you. You already did it. Thankfully for us, so we

[hosty_matt]: don't have to, But

[doa]: But what if we did cover it?

[cobra]: So are we doing Ice road? Is that is? Is this going to be amniscent snow them thing.

[cobra]: So are we doing Ice road? Is that is? Is this going to be amniscent snow them thing.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, I think like a comparing contrast.

[hosty_matt]: we're not covering Ice road, Because I don't think I can take another ice movie

[hosty_matt]: where it drives us. Snowflower

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, why you like ice so much? You think he like once, have revenge

[cobra]: Yeah, that's

[cobra]: Faus and now I got dark. I got too dark.

[cobra]: Faus and now I got dark. I got too dark.

[laura__the_alternate]: against ice Because his wife Natasha Richardson died on the Snow

[laura__the_alternate]: Hillke, Hea,

[doa]: Oh

[hosty_matt]: One would assume, so

[hosty_matt]: no,

[doa]: yeah,

[hosty_matt]: got real. Got really real. So

[laura__the_alternate]: please. please don't kick me off and never asked me back. I feel like

[laura__the_alternate]: I just been giving like bad news.

[cobra]: No, we like dark here.

[hosty_matt]: absolutely fine, so we went in a complete different direction for the second

[hosty_matt]: movie. Um.

[hosty_matt]: we opted for a twenty sixteen war slash action film

[hosty_matt]: called Operation Chromite, And

[laura__the_alternate]: What?

[hosty_matt]: it is

[hosty_matt]: you're going to have to work to find it. Um. I'm not sure where it's Dreamaming.

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: Um, we've acquired through other means that apparently we don't we talk about

[hosty_matt]: very freely on this Poadcast.

[doa]: I don't know what to talk about.

[hosty_matt]: Um.

[cobra]: I have no idea what you mean.

[hosty_matt]: you can buy it probably from the Apple store. Android. whatever, if you want to

[hosty_matt]: be a good citizen, Um.

[doa]: Blockbuster

[hosty_matt]: lim, Nson.

[hosty_matt]: stars as General Douglas Mccarthury, It is

[hosty_matt]: a somewhat true story,

[hosty_matt]: Um. it. also,

[laura__the_alternate]: Like Base on a true story

[cobra]: You're leing

[hosty_matt]: Yeah,

[cobra]: out. You're leaving out a very important

[hosty_matt]: What important detail.

[cobra]: detail about this movie.

[cobra]: It is a Korean movie.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, it's a South Korean war drama.

[cobra]: That Leniisent is probably the only Westerner in it at all.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, I mean, the poster is in Korean and then Operation Chroitetes, and tiny

[hosty_matt]: tiny letters underneath, But that dorm about that.

[laura__the_alternate]: is supposed to ladcent, just strugging on the on the front

[laura__the_alternate]: Cs.

[hosty_matt]: No, he looks very dashing in in his hat. It's kind of sideways.

[cobra]: Yeah, it's Nels Coxman, dressed as Douglas Macarthur

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, is Nels Coxman playing Douglas Mccarthur, That's

[cobra]: There,

[hosty_matt]: what we're watching. It is a fictionalized version of historical C. I, a sl U.

[hosty_matt]: S. military Operation Trudy Jackson, No idea what That is? No idea of Trudy

[hosty_matt]: Jackson Is Action Jackson Haveb clue. We're

[doa]: Three,

[hosty_matt]: going to find out

[cobra]: Trude Jackson, sounds like the name of an eighty sitcom star.

[hosty_matt]: it might

[doa]: Okay,

[hosty_matt]: be. In this case, it's a fifties, uh, action star that we're going to learn

[hosty_matt]: about

[cobra]: Close enough

[hosty_matt]: in Operation Chromite, Uh, it also stars. Um, let me get this right, so I don't

[hosty_matt]: pot it. Uh, Lee Jung ▁jy, who you will all not know. Sorry, that's the character

[hosty_matt]: he's playing. No, that's not the Cary's playing Brutle.

[laura__the_alternate]: He's playing Douglas Mackenzie

[hosty_matt]: His name is Lee Ju, ▁j, and he's playing Jang Haksu

[hosty_matt]: There you go. Um,

[cobra]: great. I know who both of those people are

[hosty_matt]: you should. they are hysterical. one historical person. apparently, Anyways, he

[hosty_matt]: was in Um, the Netflix phenomenon

[laura__the_alternate]: squit games.

[hosty_matt]: known as Squid Games, so you'll recognize him. That's

[cobra]: Is the main character right?

[hosty_matt]: about it.

[doa]: he's a good actor

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: I think I think he is the main character in the movie and Leam

[cobra]: Yeah,

[hosty_matt]: playing a very strong supporting role. We're going to find out where're to find

[hosty_matt]: out if this like a The Great Wall situation with Um. Arnold Schwarzenegger and

[doa]: Jackie

[hosty_matt]: Uh, Jackie Chan.

[doa]: Chan. No great wall was mad dab,

[cobra]: No great Wall was Mat Damon,

[hosty_matt]: Oh, sorry. that's um.

[doa]: Iron Mask.

[hosty_matt]: Iron Mask.

[cobra]: our masca.

[hosty_matt]: Yeah, yeah, we'll watch that some point. So yeah, next film, Operation Chrom If

[hosty_matt]: you want to watch ahead of time, I'm sorry ahead of time.

[hosty_matt]: Probably,

[cobra]: Hey, we don't know it might be good.

[hosty_matt]: I mean, I can tell you based on the scores. It's not going to be awesome. Um,

[hosty_matt]: yeah,

[laura__the_alternate]: you never know.

[doa]: I didn't know.

[hosty_matt]: that's our next. Our next gittis

[hosty_matt]: movie, So that'll be next, Um pro. Now anybody got anything they want to plug

[doa]: I'm enjoying Guinness so far, but I'm glad we got past this one.

[hosty_matt]: Fair enough,

[cobra]: I mean, the only the only saving grace. Really I. I didn't dislike it as much as you

[cobra]: guys did. but really I was watching this, looking forward to tarry to

[doa]: Yeah,

[cobra]: shred's here. So there's that

[doa]: was great

[hosty_matt]: Laura.

[doa]: at the end of the tunnel.

[cobra]: that's at all that really sads at all.

[hosty_matt]: that's uh. that's a ▁quote. on the box of call forr suuit

[cobra]: Yeah, the the back of the D v D box

[doa]: Back to the Vs. About Dvdor,

[cobra]: Longside, Laura.

[laura__the_alternate]: Yeah, Let lets. thanks for heaven. Me. this has been F. as always,

[hosty_matt]: Thank you for Uh, coming and doing this. it was really great. Um, If if you want

[hosty_matt]: a petition laurer to be a permanent cast member and replace Spencer forever,

[laura__the_alternate]: Can you imagine? No,

[hosty_matt]: please,

[cobra]: Oh, you should.

[hosty_matt]: please hit us stuff on Twitter. Uh, at your roadcast

[cobra]: it's a reverse coup.

[hosty_matt]: co, Um, you can also email us at your wrong cast at g mal dot com, and as always

[hosty_matt]: you can hit up that sweet sweet website w w w. Do you rocast? Do C A? If French,

[cobra]: I hate you.

[hosty_matt]: those are dublabs at the beginning, Justs for clarity's sake.

[doa]: dob

[cobra]: I hate you.

[doa]: di dobly. they debliate Doblee,

[cobra]: I hate you too.

[hosty_matt]: For now I'm met.

[cobra]: I'm Luiano.

[laura__the_alternate]: I, I'm Laura.

[doa]: and I am most certainly not still inhaling lavender essence

[hosty_matt]: We'll see you next time.

[doa]: so.

[cobra]: That's a lie.

[cobra]: That's a lie.

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